Let me guess… he also claimed he wasn’t good enough to ride on the ground and forced the townsfolk to put leaves on the ground for his unregistered mule to walk on? 🙄 The audacity of some people
They are ONLY going to amputate his foot after that? Wow, modern medicine sure is amazing. Just a few years ago they would have to amputate his whole leg.
@@conradofficial6094not really. The best case of survival is do what the natives did and use gun and run tactics. Standing in a line was never a good idea, but was a way of showing restraint and honor. When the US troops who were not in large regiments started hit and run tactics it proved much high success rate, but was scene as less honorable than standing in a line volleying each other.
I always keep in mind that even in the modern era, it can still hold true. It was only in the 80's that the Vietnam and Cambodia war happened. Cambodian families were slave laborers during this time and many of them lost their parents, children, etc. without having ever seen them again. The CPK would take them and that was it. You go the rest of your life never knowing what happened to them, where their body is, no clue. Terrifying stuff. It makes me humble..... in nature, we are not entitled to anything in the world and if it so happens that we can get closure on death, I find that to be a great privilege I'll not take for granted.
Duuuude like fr I see a few handfuls from a week or less ago then this one comment from 1yr ago. Damn this video is to good to not be flooded with older comments.
Omg the “Gentleman’s War”. I remember my Father (a Civil War nut) explaining how this worked. Even as a kid I thought that was dumbest war strategy ever. XD
It made sense at the time not because it's gentlemen's war but because it's the most optimized way to wage wars during the 16th to 18th Century. Muskets were inaccurate and to bring in the full firepower of a line formation while keeping cohesion is to stand in formation, Artillery, Skirmishers (Rifle Infantry) and Cavalry also works in tandem with the formation. Remember this is type of gunpowder warfare conquered the world at the time.
As someone who grew up in that area and spent a lot of time in Marblehead, that place is full of some of the most self centered rich people you'll ever meet
@@3569dylan The town was a major early and key player in the Revolutionary War. Historically a privateer's safe haven and fishing town they committed to a near "War time economy" to support the war efforts. They pioneered standards and practices for naval warfare and have been considered by many as the progenitors of the US Navy. Remember the famous painting of Washington crossing the Delaware? The sailors who commanded the boats were Marbleheaders. It was famous and popular because it contained an incredible slice of everything anyone could want from the world at time. There was wealth and affluence, hard working honest jobs, a possibility for the Privateers' life, under the table low life, and the whole thing was about to become steeped in military service and support -- a popular item at the time.
I love coming across your videos because it reminds me how fucked up every era was and it’s always funny as shit Also, the song you just drop this fucking Amazing 🔥🔥🔥
@@ieatmice751no they literally stood there. Maybe they'd reload and shit but no one charged unless their commanding officer told them to. So yes they'd stand there and fucking die. If you took any modern military personnel today even a small company of let's say 20 people. They would fucking annihilate the entire British army lmao
@NeighborhoodJackson well first off guns were pretty innacurte so one person shooting means nothing compared to a line of people guarantees 1 person hitting someone. In thr chaos of combat, people are screaming, dying and bleeding, you will literally struggle to see anything with the cover of smoke from your own muskets. Your also hyped up on adrenaline, so if you can at least keep in a line, you can have some sort of organization so you don't just panic and run away.
Gotta keep it in the family. Can't let the savages take her away. She's our breeding machine and there's way too much work on the farm for only 5 kids.
You’re told that the “past sucks” by people with an agenda. Obviously some things have gotten better, but in many ways they’ve gotten worse. People from “the past” would be disgusted at what the country has become. Assuming that your ancestors were bumbling idiots with backwards morality is a poisonous idea, and untrue.
Assuming there is a baby at all. that's why I challenge conservatives to articulate exactly ~what~ they want to change back or preserve and why.@@Name-ps9fx
Nah, they'd be busy as all hell putting a new ball into the musket. Try not to drop the ball when you hear the shots whizzing over your head, between your legs, or hitting your pal standing next to you. Oh and if you are unlucky, the other guys dunked the musket balls in the poop pit, so that if it hit your leg or something, you'd still succumb from an infection.
@@Thor.Jorgensen And trying to do all that while scared shitless and wanting to run. You can't run though. You know there are men in your side's army whose sole job is to hunt down and hang deserters.
i cant buleve some statie put dis tickit awn my cah, i was just buyin dunks an scrach tickits, now i gotta pey three hundred dowlaz? da mahket baskit direct depawsit dont go thru till friday mornin, fack dood, maybe jimmy will spawt me if i get him soma ma's back pills.
they also had international electronic communication networks, abolished slavery and had cool hats. the semi automatic air rifles were pretty cool too, napoleon even complained about them being OP irl.
They didn’t intend for future generations to use muskets as self defense because if that’s what they wanted they would have said everyone has the right to bear muskets. They instead said the right to bear arms meaning any firearms
@frankazupa9569 Joke went over your head. I guess it's wasn't in my intuition that the joke is 6 or more years old. Search up "Just as the founding fathers intended" copy pasta
battles were fought in lines because, the muskets being smoothbores, were crazy inaccurate, so standing in lines didn't matter quite as much. the main issue was that of cohesion and cavalry. the muskets being inaccurate, would often miss charging horses, and a line spread out would easily be overran. despite what the movies make you think, cavalry will not run into a wall of spikes willfully. this is why muskets had bayonets. and, with the battlefeild being naturally covered with smoke and mayhem, people had to be close together to hear officer orders and actually reach the target
@@SPCv4 well, yes you did have to stare death in the face as they get ready to fire back at you but that's because you were RELOADING not some rule or politeness thing
Fun fact! Before 1843, there was no procedure to amputate the foot at the ankle. They would have taken your whole leg below the knee! Thank Sir James Syme for that one lol No real anaesthetics either. Or sterilization. You're pretty dead either way, might as well just keep the foot till the end
They have to stand there after shots for 2 reasons 1: don’t confuse the general 2: it is really Smokey after they are shot so they would run into each other if they if they tried to take cover
Gotta be careful about riding unregistered mules on Sunday 😂
Bros skipping the weigh stations in the 1700s
@@walkingpineapple4563Lmao gold star comment 😂🤌🏾
ADL wants to know his location
The Anti-Defamuletion league will be looking into this 🫏
He was found guilty for not writing his riding hours on his Parchment
Unregistered mules? On a Sunday? Marblehead has definitely gone to Hell.
It’s probably those degenerate immigrants. You know…the Welsh.
(Sighs) Just look at the state of this once-great city! That guy’s not even riding the mule _right_ !
"Marblehead Massachusetts"🤣🤣🤣
im from marblehead lmao
Gen. John Glover town.
@@borgyboo then your living good then I have been up there a lot of rich people
@@thepurrfectlawyerforu yeah lots of old white dudes lmao
Old white rich people
Pulls over mule*
"Licence and registration please"
Mule guy: starts sweating*
Mule Guy: It's right here officer (shows Uno reverse card)
@@hocus1
The cop: _"Hehe,_ that's funny"
**Lynches him and the mule**
Mule: shits bricks
Um officer... It was a Friday
*checks calendar sweats harder*
How dare he not register that mule, and on a sunday of all times.
on the Lords day, the audacity of some people.
clutching my pearls at the scandal
How could he
Exactly my thoughts
Let me guess… he also claimed he wasn’t good enough to ride on the ground and forced the townsfolk to put leaves on the ground for his unregistered mule to walk on? 🙄 The audacity of some people
" its not because she's your cousin; its because she's a common hoor "
lmao
I was looking for this comment
They are ONLY going to amputate his foot after that? Wow, modern medicine sure is amazing. Just a few years ago they would have to amputate his whole leg.
They’ll cut your calls off to just to be safe 😂
BACK IN MY DAY THEY PUT YOU DOWN FOR LOOKING AT A CORPSE
Beforehand then they had to amputate the whole body 💀
@@keashaneverts4452 before then they had to amputate *_your soul_*
What is this... amputation? You mean they don't just shoot you anymore? Wow, medicine is amazing.
"Of course I've got chlamydia! I'm not superhuman!"
💀💀
That was my favorite line as well 🍻
It would be funnier if it was herpes instead, since most humans actually have some form of syphils despite thinking of it as an STD.
💀💀💀
THATS WHAT GOT ME!!🤣🤣 definitely favorite line
Me fr
“We’re just gonna let em shoot at us?” Underrated joke good sir
This one
It took a certain kind of mind set to be ok with that 😂
@@patrickquinlan6311to be fair, it was the best course of survival in those days considering how firearms were
"What kind of Blithering fool are you? *FIX BAYONETS!!!"*
@@conradofficial6094not really. The best case of survival is do what the natives did and use gun and run tactics. Standing in a line was never a good idea, but was a way of showing restraint and honor. When the US troops who were not in large regiments started hit and run tactics it proved much high success rate, but was scene as less honorable than standing in a line volleying each other.
It is crazy to think that before modern communication things like “my wife died three months ago?!” Are things that genuinely happened.
I always keep in mind that even in the modern era, it can still hold true. It was only in the 80's that the Vietnam and Cambodia war happened. Cambodian families were slave laborers during this time and many of them lost their parents, children, etc. without having ever seen them again. The CPK would take them and that was it. You go the rest of your life never knowing what happened to them, where their body is, no clue. Terrifying stuff. It makes me humble..... in nature, we are not entitled to anything in the world and if it so happens that we can get closure on death, I find that to be a great privilege I'll not take for granted.
Vietnam didn’t happen in the 80’s
1959 to 1963
@@Ben-B647 55-75 ackshually
Wasn't it 1955-1975
That’s great. I want more.
John Moore that is.
You’re an og you’re the oldest comment on this vid
AN OG
Wtf
Duuuude like fr I see a few handfuls from a week or less ago then this one comment from 1yr ago. Damn this video is to good to not be flooded with older comments.
“I’ve made it to the greatest city in the world” man I was so prepared for you to start singing Hamilton 😂
SAME!!
“It’s cause she’s a common whore!”.
That saying has been stuck in my head for like a week now 😭
*common hoor
@@bryanlynch5563cummon hore *
@@bryanlynch5563 that's just censoring for youtube xD
She’s a no good floozy
@@myfaceismyshield5963round these parts, we call that a joke
it’s crazy how versatile those shoes are….they go with every bit.
"She's a common HOOR!"
🤣😂
"she's for the cobblestone"
When did Frank Reynolds join the party?
An unregistered common hoor at that
On Sunday
@@beauviney5070 I almost spit my drink 😂😂
Omg the “Gentleman’s War”. I remember my Father (a Civil War nut) explaining how this worked. Even as a kid I thought that was dumbest war strategy ever. XD
Your fathers just like me for real
It made sense at the time not because it's gentlemen's war but because it's the most optimized way to wage wars during the 16th to 18th Century.
Muskets were inaccurate and to bring in the full firepower of a line formation while keeping cohesion is to stand in formation, Artillery, Skirmishers (Rifle Infantry) and Cavalry also works in tandem with the formation. Remember this is type of gunpowder warfare conquered the world at the time.
@@lettuceman9439 I say this. In the most Southern way possible. That can be conveyed over the internet. My Daydy would looove you. XD
Then you were a dumb kid. Line warfare was well thought out and worked for centuries.
Townsends wild for this one
omfg I was thinking why does he look so familiar
Lmfaooo
Imagine if he did one FROM their set
LOL
Can't see it happening. Townsends add historical context, this is just for emotional entertainment.
Never settle for common hoors. The absolute least you should settle for is an uncommon hoor. If you can get one, go for a very rare or legendary hoor
Thanks! I needed that laugh!!!
@@suzannebeinart4359 happy to help
I'm picturing the woman with three breasts in Total Recall.
That “MaRbLeHeAd MaSsAcHuSsEtTs” had some targeted stank on it, what did that town do to you, lad?
gave him Chlamydia, of course 🤣
It's just some random ass town in Massachusetts
It’s cause mass exists
As someone who grew up in that area and spent a lot of time in Marblehead, that place is full of some of the most self centered rich people you'll ever meet
@@3569dylan The town was a major early and key player in the Revolutionary War. Historically a privateer's safe haven and fishing town they committed to a near "War time economy" to support the war efforts. They pioneered standards and practices for naval warfare and have been considered by many as the progenitors of the US Navy.
Remember the famous painting of Washington crossing the Delaware? The sailors who commanded the boats were Marbleheaders.
It was famous and popular because it contained an incredible slice of everything anyone could want from the world at time. There was wealth and affluence, hard working honest jobs, a possibility for the Privateers' life, under the table low life, and the whole thing was about to become steeped in military service and support -- a popular item at the time.
I love coming across your videos because it reminds me how fucked up every era was and it’s always funny as shit Also, the song you just drop this fucking Amazing 🔥🔥🔥
Yet our era isn’t any better. Look at how f’ed up our society is.
“Oh wait now we have to stand here and let them shoot us to death” 😂
Nah you’d reload or close the gap and charge with bayonets
Semper Vigilans
@@ieatmice751no they literally stood there. Maybe they'd reload and shit but no one charged unless their commanding officer told them to. So yes they'd stand there and fucking die. If you took any modern military personnel today even a small company of let's say 20 people. They would fucking annihilate the entire British army lmao
@@NeighborhoodJackson
🤡
@NeighborhoodJackson well first off guns were pretty innacurte so one person shooting means nothing compared to a line of people guarantees 1 person hitting someone.
In thr chaos of combat, people are screaming, dying and bleeding, you will literally struggle to see anything with the cover of smoke from your own muskets. Your also hyped up on adrenaline, so if you can at least keep in a line, you can have some sort of organization so you don't just panic and run away.
Solid gold comedy! 😂🏅👍 Rooting for your success!
Charles was ahead of his time for questioning whether the fact the girl was his cousin as the problem
Gotta keep it in the family. Can't let the savages take her away. She's our breeding machine and there's way too much work on the farm for only 5 kids.
Insert Alabama joke.
Nah thats actually much older and has to do with the catholic church.
Must be a witch, hand ‘em
@sanerui i liked the skull pilot
I am so glad you popped up on my shorts man. Hilarious stuff!
"Unregistered Mules are a menace to society!" - J. Jonah Jefferson from the hit series Mule Man
Good one 😂
I kinda want to see Mule Man. Get onto it, Marvel!
The yep right after the shooting one was perfect 😂
To be very clear. Marblehead is still in the 1700’s. It stopped progressing. It peaked in high school
Lol I just said that in my comment . Even tho I was no where near america , driving thru it feels so old timey
i dated a girl from marblehead one time. she was in fact not superhuman, and had chlamydia.
Omh. I’m dying, because it looked like instead of amputating his foot, they had to put him out of his misery. 🤣🤣🤣
Man only 1776-1786 kids remember this 😔
My 9-great grandfather told me about the struggles he had in NYC and how it was so flat compared to today.
Come on at least include us 1787 babies
@FranTheOtherMan as someone who was born in 1779 ur generation was spoiled with steamboats and automatic mills, I dont think you would understand 😔
@A_Unstoppable I had the struggle to deal with! My generation fought in 1812!!
The Marblehead MA is hilarious
I love these videos. When people try to talk about how much 'better' things were in the past, they often forget that the past sucked.
You’re told that the “past sucks” by people with an agenda. Obviously some things have gotten better, but in many ways they’ve gotten worse. People from “the past” would be disgusted at what the country has become. Assuming that your ancestors were bumbling idiots with backwards morality is a poisonous idea, and untrue.
Some things were better, and some things were worse. The trick to improving a society is to not throw the baby out with the bathwater.
Assuming there is a baby at all. that's why I challenge conservatives to articulate exactly ~what~ they want to change back or preserve and why.@@Name-ps9fx
@@Name-ps9fx, be sure to keep said baby in the water while heating it to the correct temperature. 😉
The past sucks, the present is alright, but there's always time for a better tomorrow.
I USED TO LIVE IN MARBLED I WAS SO SHOCKED, YOUR IGHTS ITS AMAZING THERE MWAAA
The Marblehead Joke was out of pocket lmfao
it was fully deserved
You nail these every time dude!!
“Yup! He was hanged to death 😀” true friendship and sorrow were exclaimed in this statement, what a great bond they must of shared. 🍷🗿
Love the bits so much. Thank you.
As a reenactor and an 18th Century enthusiast. This is 100% accurate
Why is "Marblehead, Massachisetts" so fucking funny? 😂😂😂
Any person would look at that name and immediately think of somebody giving marble statues head.
how is this guy not blowing up
He’s massive on tiktok
@@andrewskidmore1367 good!!
He is blowing up
Are you blind? Stupid? Both? he’s already been blowing up
Kinda cheesy
this episode of Townsends got dark XD
Bro you bout to blow up. This content is too good.. when that happens let me hold a dollar 😂😂😂
W
Realistic Bridgerton 😭
This what I mean when I say the good ole days. Back when diarrhea was a death sentence.
The doctors prescribed opiates for diarrhea back then.
Been OBSESSED with your content
Now we gotta stand here and let em shoot at us....
Honestly, I can only imagine how terrifying that musta been...
That was the funniest part of this whole short 😂
I didn't even hear what he was saying, I was distracted by the historical accurate way they are wearing those hats
Nah, they'd be busy as all hell putting a new ball into the musket. Try not to drop the ball when you hear the shots whizzing over your head, between your legs, or hitting your pal standing next to you.
Oh and if you are unlucky, the other guys dunked the musket balls in the poop pit, so that if it hit your leg or something, you'd still succumb from an infection.
@@Thor.Jorgensen And trying to do all that while scared shitless and wanting to run. You can't run though. You know there are men in your side's army whose sole job is to hunt down and hang deserters.
what does it mean? i know it’s referencing something but what??
As a New Englander from RI this was halarious
I once rode my mule on a Sunday, but it was registered, so I was let off with 10 lashings. Got lucky that day.
Damn bro lucky
I got a ticket for $10. That's worth over $1000 today
Massachusetts mentioned 🗣️🗣️🔥🔥
Amputate your whole foot?! Wow the wonders of modern medical science I thought they were going to have to take the leg
I thought he would need to have the entire right side of his body removed, the medical advancements are undeniable!
You're so talented! These are excellent thank you 😃
Can you imagine thinking it's okay to ride an _unregistered mule?_ ...on a _Sunday!!!_
I fucking love the back in time ones. 😂😂😂😂
As a Marbleheader. I approve this video
me too lol
i cant buleve some statie put dis tickit awn my cah, i was just buyin dunks an scrach tickits, now i gotta pey three hundred dowlaz? da mahket baskit direct depawsit dont go thru till friday mornin, fack dood, maybe jimmy will spawt me if i get him soma ma's back pills.
@@johannjorber7579 Ight brother this is uncanny lmao. Love it
I can drink a beer at The Riptide to that
“Hoor”😂
they also had international electronic communication networks, abolished slavery and had cool hats. the semi automatic air rifles were pretty cool too, napoleon even complained about them being OP irl.
No he didn’t, that’s a myth there’s no evidence he ever knew about them
I love your content; entertaining and informative.
Own a Musket for Home Defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended!
They didn’t intend for future generations to use muskets as self defense because if that’s what they wanted they would have said everyone has the right to bear muskets. They instead said the right to bear arms meaning any firearms
@frankazupa9569 Joke went over your head. I guess it's wasn't in my intuition that the joke is 6 or more years old. Search up "Just as the founding fathers intended" copy pasta
Bro are you IN Massachusetts??? That makes these SO much funnier 😂😂😂😂
Ahh the 1700's when turn based combat was a legitimate strategy.
Active Time Battle where reload speed is essentially ap gain.
Bruh I saw the first bit and thought he was doing an Oppenheimer skit lmao
The rules of battle were so crazy that you literally had to stare at death on the frontlines as they get ready for fire back at you
Yeahhh that's not a thing.
@@Kyuschi Yes it is
battles were fought in lines because, the muskets being smoothbores, were crazy inaccurate, so standing in lines didn't matter quite as much. the main issue was that of cohesion and cavalry. the muskets being inaccurate, would often miss charging horses, and a line spread out would easily be overran. despite what the movies make you think, cavalry will not run into a wall of spikes willfully. this is why muskets had bayonets. and, with the battlefeild being naturally covered with smoke and mayhem, people had to be close together to hear officer orders and actually reach the target
and actually quite frequently, musketeers did fight in loose formation when it was reasonable to do so, as "sharpshooters" or "skirmishers"
@@SPCv4 well, yes you did have to stare death in the face as they get ready to fire back at you but that's because you were RELOADING not some rule or politeness thing
I've been waiting and waiting and the last joke was so corny but so perfect I finally hit the follow button 😂 you kill me with theses skits😂❤
Fun fact! Before 1843, there was no procedure to amputate the foot at the ankle. They would have taken your whole leg below the knee! Thank Sir James Syme for that one lol
No real anaesthetics either.
Or sterilization.
You're pretty dead either way, might as well just keep the foot till the end
He is like if slimesickle got in to comedy
No not because she’s your cousin got me WHEEZING
"Hoor" took me out 😂
They have to stand there after shots for 2 reasons 1: don’t confuse the general 2: it is really Smokey after they are shot so they would run into each other if they if they tried to take cover
I can't get enough of these videos
Brud forgot to ride the unregistered mule on Saturday
Why are these so fucking amazing
Medicine back then was so brutal 😂
We were lab rats when we got sick.
"Great, somebody's robbing me!"
*Grabs Musket*
Better times…. For sure.
"What, now we just gotta stand here and Let EM SHOOT AT US? "
I’ve been at Marblehead and I gotta say, you ain’t missing out 😂
Should’ve been “it’s cos she’s a common tart” periodically more correctly plus calling someone a tart is hilarious in my mind 😂😂
Hoor is British slang
I laughed so hard at this I sounded like a kookaburra. 🤣
Thank you for making my day.
pov michael from jane the virgin got amnesia again
This is one of the best channels on RUclips.
This deserves way more views.
“Well, I mean of course I’ve gotten chlamydia I’m not a superhuman “ 😂 😂 😂
I’m obsessed with this!
How he delivers the word hoor got me cackling
Please make these longer you're hilarious 💀
“The good ol days for good ol boys” 😂
You forgot the *cough* “Oh noooo I’m gonna die! Send for my lawyer I have to write my will before tonight!”
Those mules will get you every time! 🤣
"THREE RUFIONS BROKE IN TO MY HOUSE..."
First one too relatable 🗣
these videos lowkey so funny
Unsure why Marblehead is catching strays, but I'm here for it 😂😂
I getting huge lonely island vibes from ur vids man
The fact I’m doing Pride and Prejudice, but that’s in the 1800s. But this is so perfectly accurate
Good thing I only ride my unregistered mule on Monday
Battle parts are FR. “okay guys it’s our turn to shoot!”
“damn it we missed, okay everyone it’s there turn so stand here and reload!”
7 year old Timmy: Bro i miss these years 😢😢😢
I thought that was a low budget Aziraphale cosplay at first 😭
The thing with muzzle loading rifles is the recoil ain’t that bad
I love it how he doesn't fail at these
Such a commoner move riding unregistered on Sunday😂