Nick Abbot vs The Numpties of 2021 VOL. 6
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- Опубликовано: 14 июл 2024
- 35 numpty calls from September-October 2021. LBC, Fri-Sun, 10-1AM.
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Intro: The Weather Prophets - Worm in My Brain
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I am thanking you once again, M.J. for the hard work, beavering away at the hob, cooking up a veritable feast for us poor blighters! One thing I know for sure is when a fresh, tasty plate of gammon is laid out, you drop what you're doing and eat!
Get the pineapple rings!
At the expense of everýone else apart from millionaire Torys
Honey glazed babbbyyyyy!
Jj
Your comment made my day!
2 X codeine ✔️
1 X whiskey ✔️
MJ upload ✔️
Goodnight world 😎
😁👍
Welcome to the club! 😉
Never tried codeine 😟
@@capitalb5889 its very good for pain....and sleep!
100 X Morphine
Goodnight world
. I feel like screaming ..'WE DON"T HAVE SHORTAGES IN THE E.U ..And we are also vaccinated' 😂
..but we don't have so many deads ...
@@speedy7040 speedy is special
We English have been brainwashed by Rupert Murdoch’s right wing propaganda channels just like Trump’s America. The corrupt lying right wing enablers should be jailed instead of rewarded. They’re traitors to begin with.
Here in Ireland, as a software developer, I’m still competing for work with Polish and yet I earn more than I did in UK. Likewise nurses here earn up to 50% more. That’s fact, not belief.
One of the main tenants of Capitalism is competition makes everyone better.
Therefore my only question how is the housing and real estate situation? Got one of my mates in Dublin and it's kinda rough to having your own 4 walls.
trust me bud, as a software dev you are not competing with Polish
@@drgoodvibesxxx it’s tenet
Sorry listening to some of the call. My IQ has just dropped. How the hell are they walking around
Exactly. Mind bending stuff.
Can't take much either.
Puppeteers.
They walk amongst us. Be afraid, be very afraid
I always love it when Nick goes
"Hello. Hello. Hello. Hallo? Hello. HELLO!" 😆
Haha, "I make you laugh, I'm here to amuse you..." Wow, that reference went right over the callers head. :D
I chuckled, only wish Nick went for the full Joe Pesci impersonation... "amooz you" :D
I don't think David achieved satisfaction from Nick
Goodfellas
What is apparent is how many of the utterly ignorant who are prepared to put their stupidity on public display start their "arguments" with "I feel that...." Or "I believe that....". It's all about feelings from people who can barely grasp the basics of their own language.
"at the end of the day..." Painful.
That Nigel Fartage "I'm a nutcase" gets me every time. Brilliant
Is everyone calling in after 10-15 pints in the local pub? FFS 🙄.
Nick's show is scheduled on just the time that the average drunk wakes up from their stupor in a state of alcohol fuelled overconfidence and phones in.
When you listen to Nick Abbott you realise exactly why we are in this mess
I think it is listening to some of his callers that helps me realise. He always seems very sensible and aware.
Non sensical comment. No elaboration. Utterly crap
@@marvinstorm9153 … clearly a self-referential answer. Great self-awareness - or delicious irony.
You must have known i was a bit bored this evening. Spooky!! I look at my phone and there's a new video from you. Bloody marvellous 😁🤣
This is my nights listening sorted 🙂👍
Love these!.
The English xenophobia with these callers is galling
Well, for me, its no surprise. I went to work in London in the mid-80s and as a Welshman, I saw pure Racism every day of my working life. The blokes I worked with, mostly all from London were short, smelly, badly dressed, scruffy, loud-mouthed, opinionated on things they knew nothing about, DEEPLY Racist and Mysoginistic to the point, I often wondered if some of them had women buried under their garden...
I hated them then and know, 35 + years later, they are the bitter rancid pensioners who voted Brexit.
Oh, by the way...I was a Cameraman. I worked at the BBC.
These are the people who thought Morecambe and Wise were funny!
Galling no bloody, frightening.
@@stangristlethorpe1876 M And W were complete opposites which was the act. Ant And Dec are the same bloke twice.
@@christown2827 Still can't understand how anyone could think they were funny!
Audrey from the US was gold 😆 Also enjoyed the woman speaking on insulation who challenged the laws of thermodynamics.
Whats science anyway? Lol
Thank you!
Yay. Thanks so much, that's the boring morning session of work sorted out for today!
Rationing. Great. Just as all the queueing is great. Queueing up orderly for something that's in demand is what being British is all about.
It will bring you closer together. A lot closer. Probably closer than most of you will be comfortable with, but what are you going to do, don't get in the queue and miss out?
Rationing will install that Dunkirk and Blitz spirit, which we hear so much of from brexiters, and I think that this might be as good a time as any to start showing some.
I'm very optimistic. I've seen several videos of people interacting on petrol forecourts, and it shows a people united behind a cause, however hopeless.
Heartwarming, is what it is.
Actually quite depressing & a little bit unnerving just how stupid our population is.
You just have to remember that for every person with an above average level of intelligence there's one with below average intelligence. Even in the film Idiocracy the average IQ was still 100...
Agree. Depresses me every day. Its the reason we are in this brexshit mess.
Great show, Nick! You are the MAN! The knowledge, or rather, the distinct lack of it, from these callers highlights how utterly wreckless and stupid Cameron was to hold the referendum back in 2016. Most of the public had and many still do have, a complete lack of understanding of how the EU works, or what our relationship was with it! How could they make an "informed" decision, especially on something so complex? Let's face it, most of us don't know the difference between the UK and GB, or even our relationship with the Crown pricipalities of Jersey, etc. and we don't have a grasp on how our own voting system works, or rather how it only works for one particular party. Heaven help us!🙈
Nick is a Hero
Legendary stuff.🤣👌
I love this guy. ✌️😉👌
I go to the petrol station and put 8p of diesel five times a day just to annoy people. As a Brexit voter I get so much joy from that!!!!
Nick you are awesome, love your show, your wit, humor and facts are bar none. 👍👍👍
Numpties ... haha excellent glasgow word
Ah.. good old Australian milk 😏
It's a shame there is so many numpties on this potty little island we call home, but I do so enjoy these!
M.j great work sir. You having rolling everyday lmao.
If your wages go up 5%, but all of your expenses go up 20 or 30, how are you ahead?
As of Oct 4th, the rate of full vaccination in UK was 67%, EU ‘average’ was 63%.
My home nation in 74%, and some other EU members are higher.
And the uk has a higher death rate
Re agricultural jobs, which are seasonal, I remember hearing about farm workers in Gloucestershire living on council estates in Gloucester city and middle management etc working in Gloucester city living in the countryside, passing each other on the way to work.
2:04 "This caller is defective "!!, "I make you laugh, I'm here to amuse you"!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣 Brilliant and amusing diss!!🤣🤣😂😂excellent. The sad thing is the caller didn't get it, whoosh!!! One flew over the cuckoo's nest 👀🤣🤣🤣.
That first caller was my favourite from the other night
Avid listener to your show on RUclips Nick. I think the majority of people on your show are people who like listening to there own voice. And the class system is live and well on Britain, everyone blames the crowd below them even if they are on the bottom.
I can only get £18:57 in my motorcycle so i have to pay £ 30;00 this is what we get in this country people stuck in a que for petrol and thinking of a Baldric type of good idea and not thinking it through . Then ringing a radio station and letting the country know how dumb they are . It is funny , tragic and freighting at the same time
He obviously meant cars, if not I’m pretty sure he would have been happy to exempt motor bikes. You sound like a right prat.
@@vfta7906 Are you in a que somewhere ?
It is the culture of spoiled brats and victim players.
Brenda is after about 2 bottles of wine at least... 🍷😂
I think so much & know so little.
Yet others think so little & know so much!
I love Nick Abbot's program, even more when those who have obviously drunk a few tinnies come on air.
...are you a fellow Aussie? I love Nick too. He seriously has me pissing my pants sometimes.
@@LJY08 no, but I find the word tinnies quite catchy. Much better than just saying cans.
@@justinpark8914 Indeed!
MJ, top notch. Thank you for your work. Can you let me know the name of the track you bracket these compilations with. Cheers.
With all the respect and love for the people who voted to remain listening to the other half of UK who voted to leave i can only say one thing , good thing that you left .
they walk among us...
Engurland is the problem always has been. Correct me if I'm wrong.
The problem for what I suppose is the obvious question?
@@SSMMTTEE simple.
@@andypeutherer4218 Ahh you’re a drunk sh!tposter I see 😂 Carry on.
@@SSMMTTEE correcting me yet?
@@andypeutherer4218 You’re beyond correcting you are, you’d need a brain transplant to even begin that process!
My only regret with these is that I always want the calls to be longer. Some of them just get going and then they get cut off. Nick is great though
If they still pay 8,91 pounds per hour they will never find people to employ..
Yes I have been arguing with people about that for 15 years. You could never pay enough money to get enough of the Brits of today to do the work that immigrants will do. I have seen it with my own eyes: Most people today would literally rather go homeless & starve before picking up rubbish, picking fruit, ripping out interiors, cleaning windows, etc.
@@danieleyre8913 add to that the fact that a lot of those unfillable vacancies are in rural areas and the majority of unemployed are in urban areas.
@@0cypher0 The agricultural jobs are in rural areas and getting labour there from cities is no easy matter, yes.
But there’s plenty of urban jobs that most British people today are too good for. Like picking up rubbish or watching something at night or interior demolition.
I do hope somebody is looking after these people
A year ago this week since a female minister travelled up and down the United Kingdom, Glasgow to London and back. This was roughly three months before Lockdown two.
The plumber caller sounded eeirly similar to Johnson! :D
The dude calling as Arthur Morgan from RDR lmaoooo
That’s what it was! I knew he was taking the piss….
I've just realised that John from Streatham at 55.30 was Jonathon from Harrow out of character. Had all the same beats and clearly sees himself as a bit of an impressionist
Agreed. I’m actually slightly disappointed he’s not real now. ‘Listen to me!’
Omg well spotted. Same timbre to his voice too, even if the accent is different
Emergency! Everybody to get from street!
"Unelected EU Commissioners"??!! What's this guy talking about??!! We have the unelected House Of Lords who pass & vote on legislation & the faceless Civil Service, too. He's talking out of his rear end!!
My favorite is when Arthur Morgan called in.
Anyone who doesnt know, thats the protagonist from Red Dead Redemption 2...."Im from a different time" lol...great troll.
32:53
Re global warming: a good example (besides any others) to pull out is that parts of Florida are already experiencing "sunny day flooding".
Great example.
Like the fact that southern hemisphere had temperature 25 Deg higher than current in the Jurassic period.
Climate changes. Well done. Nobel prize?
in the EU we were not allowed to make a deal with Australia to build submarines...France is still in the EU and had a deal with Australia to....aaahhhh
But the UK got the Australia-type deal: none at all!
"Reputicle"
minumum amout totally agrea with that phone in and i surgested thay myself
No calls from Stockton-on-Tees? Strange...
Doomed.. absolute doon thanks again Ebgurland
Sarah doesn't understand how insulation works 😂😂😂
But we have enough of any expert. Experts know too much.
Really good example of the common mental state of those who tend to vote brexit.
-States factually incorrect opinion.
-gets corrected
-rejects correction
-makes same statement
-gets explained in more detail on their confusion and is corrected again
-rejects correction
-doubles down on misunderstanding
-rinse and repeat
whats that song in the beginning?
In the description it says it's "Worm in my Brain" by The Weather Prophets!
One of the consequences of climate change (or global warming) is that it’s affecting the Gulf Stream so the predictions made 20 years ago might still come true.
Whats crazy is almost every prediction that was said as a “this WILL happen” put out by scientists has come true so far. Its strange to hear people still making up that scientists have been wrong about this stuff. Most of the stuff they have been saying for the last 5 decades has been relatively accurate.
Willow or 'Arthur Morgan' calling at about 33 mins in was clearly a joke - taking his name from a video game character set in the 1880s US.
A little bit odd..
That fake American accent is one of the most cringe things I've ever heard.
Was Femi the joke American caller?
Making up and consuming lies about the EU was and is more popular than cucumber sandwiches. Likewise Britain will be happier with less interaction with the EU, irrespective of the damage.
This is a very repootible channel!
Thank you for the Pin of Destiny
Brexiteers are very angry bunch...gosh.
And they are all complete thicks
Why are your uploads not monetised, sir, seeing as you have 15k subscribers, and many views? 🤔
Still, good anti-gammon stuff!!
Well, it's not my content I'm uploading, so to rake in the pennies would be unethical. Hence the tip jar alternative.
JHonathan From Harrows exposed on this one
Scotland Is fine n dandy... mmmm orons...
A few callers are of the opinion British Workers are Lazy a d won’t work in the fields, Here in the Netherlands growing flowers in the Fields is a massive industry, I’m a joiner and I’ve worked and Lodged in some of the Flower Growing regions, when I Lodged I visited many Beer providing establishments, many were full of British Flower pickers ,
They got that from Brittania unchained, a conservative book written by a few well known tories. Their conclusion:
The British are among the worst idlers in the world. We work among the lowest hours, we retire early and our productivity is poor. Whereas Indian children aspire to be doctors or businessmen, the British are more interested in football and pop music.
@@Dennis-gr8ex hello Dennis i am familiar with Brittania Unchained, Do you agree with the sentiments concerning British attitudes to work and so on expressed in the Article ? I myself don’t, I’ve encountered Lazy types everywhere I’ve travelled , many Hard Workers, Lots of them seemingly without Ambition , as I’ve said in my previous comments, The Brits picking flowers must have certainly worked well just to be kept on , it’s surprisingly hot clammy weather in the Netherlands Fields during a long Summer,
@@colinstephenson5386 Off course one nationality is not more lazy than another. But I find it ironic that this comment came from people like Priti Patel and Dominic Raab. People who now want to keep foreigners out and are quite nationalistic. Why do we work? To make money, why would you want to do back breaking work in a field when you can work in an office for the same money? That's not lazy that's human.
There was a petrol problem, the Hard Of Thinking and Members of the finest Government Britain’s ever had. ( sarcasm rules ) said motorists are panicking and obtaining more petrol than they need , motorists always put petrol in their cars it makes them go , most people continued to drive the only car they had , nobody rushed out and bought a second motor , when the tanks full it’s full , numpties ,
Funny how?
At the risk of coming across as judgemental...is self awareness/critical thinking taught anymore?
I don't wish to come across as a sneering so and so....
Unfortunately critical thinking has never been taught as a discipline. If it had we wouldn't be in this mess
Isn't he patronising!
Only to the brextards and they deserve it.
@@Dennis-gr8ex You are typical of the traitorous woke class who wish todestroy this country!
@@alanmarr3323 triggered snowflake alert
@@daveruda Geta back to you great war Leader Boris Johnson .I hope you are willing to lay your life down for the "new' Churchill
Extremely.
Honestly people, do you teach maths and physics in Britain? Rising salaries won't do any good, because you'll have to rise prices proportionally as well. If workers get e.g. 10% payrise the employer shall have to sell the goods they produce for about 10% more as well---that follows directly from what we call _distribution rule_ in algebra. And who will buy them? The workers, again. So that's a what-goes-in-goes-out situation. The only thing you'll achieve is devaluation of currency, making foreign goods & services more expensive for you. True, you'll make yours cheaper for us, but since your precious Brexit meant introduction of tariffs, that won't do much good either... From the point of view of physics: you can't make something out of nothing, remember conservation laws? That's secondary school stuff.
Note for actually learned people: yes, I know what Banach-Tarski paradox is; but since a potato only contains finite amount of particles, the only known, practical way to make 2 out of 1 is to plant it. ;-)
If you have one worker producing 1000 items at a cost of £100, that a cost of £0.1 per item.
If the worker get a ten percent pay rise, the cost per item goes up by 0.01 percent. Not as you claimed 10 percent.
Maybe you shouldn't talk about maths when you manage to get a maths problem a 11 year old could solve wrong by a a factor of 1000.
@@johnharding4444 One item costs 0.1 pounds. You increase the item price by 0.01%, that is factor of 1.0001. Now calculate with me: 1000 * 0.1 * 1.0001 = 100.01. You have gained 1 cent on 1000 items. :-/
@@vaclavkrpec2879 No 10% as you claimed divided by the actual rise of 0.01% is an error factor of 1000.
Nice try though.
@@johnharding4444 That makes no sense, my friend. Look back at my previous reply and show me where I'm wrong.
@@vaclavkrpec2879 you obvious error is in thinking that a wage increase of x percent is the same as a cost increase per item of the same amount.
That you can't grasp fundamental principles is not my problem.