Nick Abbot vs The Numpties of 2021 VOL. 7

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  • Опубликовано: 21 авг 2024
  • 45 numpty calls from October-November 2021. LBC, 10-1AM, Fri-Sun.
    These uploads aren't monetised. Show your appreciation with a beer: www.buymeacoff...
    Intro: The Magnetic Fields - Absolutely Cuckoo
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Комментарии • 156

  • @IanStewartDFTBA
    @IanStewartDFTBA 2 года назад +61

    I wake up and find a steaming hot plate of fresh gammon ready and waiting for me? Now THAT'S what I call service! Thanking you once again for your tireless efforts to feed the huddled masses, M.J.! Keep up the great work, mate!

    • @m.j.nicholls
      @m.j.nicholls  2 года назад +16

      Cheers, youngiroh! Probably one more compilation before the end of the year, depending on the numpty count.

    • @scaladeUK
      @scaladeUK 2 года назад +4

      @@m.j.nicholls praying for a bountiful harvest then. will make up for the food shortages ;)

    • @mmww_
      @mmww_ 11 месяцев назад +1

      laughing my arse off at 'hot plate of fresh gammon'

  • @spiritualanarchist8162
    @spiritualanarchist8162 2 года назад +22

    Caller about WW2 : 'What did the they do we English weren't a part of !?.
    Oh I don't know, Stalingrad, Berlin, to name just a few minor skirmishes. 😅 When i grew up, everyone in the Netherlands credited the British effort in WW2, they were grateful. After Brexit, the younger generation starts getting fed up hearing Brits talk as if they 'won the war' personally . It's more then 75 years ago by now, these callers weren't even born back then . 🙄

    • @jacktenrec63
      @jacktenrec63 2 года назад +3

      I really like what your country did for General Maczek, especially when it compare it to the UK government, I just mentioning it because it is refreshing, you know the government doing the right thing and all that, anyway history is dead men baggage quit carrying it

  • @ghostfacesam
    @ghostfacesam 2 года назад +9

    If you're a British remainer ... Or normal.. This is the only unbiased channel in the whole wide UK world. MJ YOURE REMARKABLE EFFORT KEEPS ME SANE.

  • @joshcaminski
    @joshcaminski 2 года назад +33

    One of my favourite series right now, Thx for this MJ

  • @Quebecoisegal
    @Quebecoisegal 2 года назад +5

    "I love Boris and all my family vote tory" says a very disturbed person who should keep away from sharp things.

  • @Benjama23992
    @Benjama23992 2 года назад +17

    Even when everything else lets me down, I can count on you mr. Nicholls. Bless you for your efforts

  • @marcosmartins7581
    @marcosmartins7581 2 года назад +14

    Aaaah, an instant classic 🤣👍🏾 let's make this evening a memorable one, with another Abbot vintage and a good Port for compay

  • @1inchPunchBowl
    @1inchPunchBowl 2 года назад +29

    Anger & a lack of critical thinking is a heady mix for some it seems. Half of them sound drunk.

    • @adam346
      @adam346 2 года назад

      is that any surprise given the cost of booze in the UK compared to the rest of Europe? When it is easier to stay drunk vs put up with your crappy existence, you stay drunk. My real curiosity is how people got indoctrinated into believing that while their crappy existence is the result of capitalism they still think a "left wing government" will somehow be like Cuba... which, if you are poor, your living standard is probably on par with Cuba or worse.

    • @Kevinacharles
      @Kevinacharles 2 года назад +2

      Considering the days and times he's on air, it's a fair assumption they are drunk.

  • @monkeytron5061
    @monkeytron5061 2 года назад +6

    This video came on automatically after an Alan Partridge video. I thought the caller was still on Mid Morning Matters.
    Basically, I thought that the genuine person ringing in was a comedian.
    I couldn’t tell the difference.

  • @pportach
    @pportach 2 года назад +4

    Nick Abbot is a brilliant presenter.

  • @stopresistinjustice3680
    @stopresistinjustice3680 2 года назад +7

    Love the numpties thanks for your hard work✌️

  • @Plantlady70
    @Plantlady70 2 года назад +5

    Of numpties, there is no end. Thank God. And thank you for a new compilation.

  • @LJY08
    @LJY08 2 года назад +3

    Thankyou for doing this. I was delighted to find this video this morning 👍👌😁

  • @anthonysmith8800
    @anthonysmith8800 2 года назад +14

    Every time I listen to these compilations of callers, I ask myself if we really are the "most intelligent" species........🤔

    • @stevebinning977
      @stevebinning977 2 года назад +4

      Many of the callers are at the lower end of the IQ spectrum.

    • @stuartparker6838
      @stuartparker6838 2 года назад

      @@stevebinning977 probably not.i guess you are a theriac .

    • @Ryattt81
      @Ryattt81 Год назад +1

      Not by as much as we give ourselves credit for.

  • @SamLowryDZ-015
    @SamLowryDZ-015 2 года назад +9

    Hypotheticals are always a blind spot for numpties when they realise the answer blows a hole right through their ill-conceived ideas.

  • @e.m.7283
    @e.m.7283 2 года назад +8

    Bring it on !!!

  • @knshinn2
    @knshinn2 2 года назад +3

    'I'm an ex-policeman, they were just standing there watching black men itching to get into the UK illegally, there are 42,000 Islamic terrorists in the UK already...' cool story bro

  • @peterah7957
    @peterah7957 2 года назад +2

    Listen to abbot every weekend... The guy is class!

  • @terrymackenzie6784
    @terrymackenzie6784 2 года назад +9

    The problem both Nick and his callers are making it that they are linking “Skill” with “Pay” what we need in this country are jobs that pay a “living wage” or at least a wage that means we don’t need income support and food banks, that should apply equally to all skill levels.

    • @colinstephenson5386
      @colinstephenson5386 2 года назад +1

      Hello Terry. What’s this income support Lark about. ? The wage is so Low the Government have to supplement it to enable the workers to survive, How on Earth did that come about ? The Taxpayers are paying themselves to work for someone else ?

  • @eleSDSU
    @eleSDSU 2 года назад +12

    I love this, but the old callers always make me sad and angry. Helpless people being conned 😡

  • @Nick-kb6jd
    @Nick-kb6jd 2 года назад +4

    Hard to believe some of this isn't scripted, or the callers actors. Unbelievable muppetry.

  • @haraldschuster3067
    @haraldschuster3067 2 года назад +9

    "We don't need insulation as much as before because the temperatures are going up due to global warming" - the UK is doomed :)

  • @salzburg49ers4life6
    @salzburg49ers4life6 2 года назад +2

    I can sleep in peace today, thanks nick.

  • @bluesteel5688
    @bluesteel5688 2 года назад +2

    A prize bunch of numpties for sure Nick.....begins to wear on your faith in humanity, common sense and human intelligence.....what a shower indeed

  • @haraldschuster3067
    @haraldschuster3067 2 года назад +21

    I love it when people STILL complain about the government not delivering the unicorns and self-replenishing cakes or the EU to not provide them but never, ever question the requirements for unicorns and self-replenishing cakes. It's always someone else's fault to NOT deliver their delusions ... with a population like that, the Tories will reign forever ...

    • @OniMorter
      @OniMorter 2 года назад

      Wish the government wouldn't be promising said unicorns and cakes.

    • @austenkeith8891
      @austenkeith8891 2 года назад +4

      They were promised 'Sunlit Uplands' and Boris gave them Shit filled Wetlands instead, and they would still vote for him tomorrow, you can't help some people

    • @fuckfannyfiddlefart
      @fuckfannyfiddlefart 2 года назад +2

      Press amazing how STUPID people are too ALWAYS listen to the right wing media aca did exactly what they say.
      The Soviet propaganda had NOTHING in the West!

  • @andrewayling5902
    @andrewayling5902 2 года назад +1

    Some of these calls are priceless lmfao...🤣🤣🤣🤣👍👍👍

  • @beepbopboop7727
    @beepbopboop7727 2 года назад +4

    We need to vote on policies rather that parties because the numpties get confused.

  • @yuna1971
    @yuna1971 2 года назад +7

    I miss Brian from Stockton on Tees. I wonder , does Nick ever mention him or did he say “he’s banned”?

    • @m.j.nicholls
      @m.j.nicholls  2 года назад +7

      Callers mention him sometimes, Nick quickly changes the subject 😆

    • @firespit1000
      @firespit1000 11 месяцев назад

      Everyone does. But beware of laughing at others when you have looked at yourself every day. We're surrounded by boiled frogs.

    • @firespit1000
      @firespit1000 11 месяцев назад

      I apologise for my grammar. I've let myself down. And everyone else. M.J. is a hollow point to the head of very serious horseshit. Thanks. Stay right on the point. I'll design some merch

  • @drummingtildeath
    @drummingtildeath 2 года назад +17

    This is like my dad's thinking. Always voted tory, thinks they're an embarrassment right now, but could never vote anything other than tory because that's part of his identity.
    He's a professional and a member of MENSA, and still can't think his way out of this.

    • @adam346
      @adam346 2 года назад +3

      they did sociological studies to determine why people vote the way they do and they found that conservatism and people who vote that way are driven by fear and progressivism is driven by hope or optimism... do with that what you will. And it makes sense that people would change their way of thinking from hope to fear if they are in a higher tax bracket because they "fear" losing more of their money to the government.

    • @SpirosPagiatakis
      @SpirosPagiatakis 2 года назад +2

      Being a professional and a member of MENSA means nothing... I know countless professional people regarded as "clever" and in reality they are not that bright (or even stupid in some situations), except for a very specific skillset that earns them a living... Cunning, connections and corruption outweigh competence almost always...

    • @drummingtildeath
      @drummingtildeath 2 года назад +3

      @@SpirosPagiatakis it makes it more frustrating for me that he can be very astute and capable but has such a massive blind spot. It's because it's more about his feelings than about using reason.

  • @2006glg
    @2006glg 2 года назад +4

    I'm sorry but cleaning well is a high skilled job and they all deserve more pay ( if they aren't self-employed). I can't hack it as a cleaner and I know it. Aside from the mental toughness required and stomach of stone in cleaning behind often ungrateful, nasty ppl, you have to be efficient, fast and creative. I'm a former chef, am now an accountant and newbie software engineer . I *could not* hack it as a cleaner. Full stop.

  • @grahamfigg5817
    @grahamfigg5817 2 года назад +3

    If I listen to much more of this I'll be totally opposed to the continuance of democracy!!!!

    • @delyred976
      @delyred976 2 года назад +2

      So pretty much like the entire Tory Party, then?;))

  • @Mightypi
    @Mightypi 2 года назад +5

    Hehehe abbot is cracking. He's got a great attitude.

  • @Riddlestar93
    @Riddlestar93 2 года назад

    thanks alot, just what I needed.subscribed!

  • @firespit1000
    @firespit1000 11 месяцев назад +1

    I seriously feel the frustration of rage and the mitigation of it. I wish I was in france.

  • @dasmaurerle4347
    @dasmaurerle4347 2 года назад +1

    'We don't need as much insulation because the temperature is going up...'
    He actually said this on national radio...🤣🤣🤦

  • @shaofro8567
    @shaofro8567 2 года назад +3

    "M.J comp coming ya'll!"

  • @richardponsford5147
    @richardponsford5147 2 года назад +2

    Someone should tell that lady that polio was eradicated because of vaccine

  • @kampaseuth
    @kampaseuth 2 года назад +2

    It's so hard to distinguish which callers are for real and which are not.
    Mightily entertaining.

  • @steffenschiller3189
    @steffenschiller3189 2 года назад +4

    "Which battle of WW2 did GB not participate? " Try the Battle of Kursk, the biggest land battle of WW2. Or Stalingrad. And is is not "we", you were nowhere near mate!

    • @andybrace9225
      @andybrace9225 2 года назад +1

      Plus Stalingrad, Leningrad, Budapest, Warsaw and Iwo Jima

  • @Quebecoisegal
    @Quebecoisegal 2 года назад +3

    Working class tories, don't you just love them... No...

  • @Dogboy73
    @Dogboy73 2 года назад +2

    Which one? Newly choked on my wine! 🤪

  • @Griceyman
    @Griceyman 2 года назад +2

    So folks are in a bad mood over Megan and Harry? But don’t seem to mind the tories destroying the country?

  • @griffithstoby
    @griffithstoby 2 года назад +2

    I'm having a late night beetroot salad.

  • @amorfati8084
    @amorfati8084 2 года назад +1

    The boats are so small that they don't have transponders. They are not big boats, they are local coastal vessels

  • @zackamania6534
    @zackamania6534 2 года назад +1

    Love these… Zach from Tennessee

  • @Fletch_18
    @Fletch_18 2 года назад +1

    Love these 👍

  • @ruleusa1617
    @ruleusa1617 2 года назад +1

    I need to do screen recordings for work training stuff, what software do you use? The clarity is great!

  • @colinstephenson5386
    @colinstephenson5386 2 года назад

    It’s April 2022 , the British Government is saying the refugees arriving on rubber boats is higher than ever before , ‘ before “ getting in a boat and coming across wasn’t thought of as an efficient method. , getting in the trucks was the most common way , Britain made loud noises , Laws were hastily made to punish Drivers caught with stowaways on board their wagons , the French Borders Police were given lots of British Taxpayers money to help stop the problem, Britain spent enormous amounts of cash building fences and infrastructure to make it harder to use the Trucks , when one route closes another one opens up , Rubber bloody boats ,

  • @rita6314
    @rita6314 2 года назад +3

    Biden is 10 times better then Trump and Bojo. That America guy is off the wall. 👎😜😵

  • @jeremygough1387
    @jeremygough1387 2 года назад +1

    'Be Pacific about how the Americans and Russians won the war.' Erm the Pacific is a bit of a clue my old China.

  • @garyt123
    @garyt123 2 года назад

    There is just way too much crazyness in this video to even begin to comment on.

  • @glenking6074
    @glenking6074 11 месяцев назад

    Brian has vanished. Its been a year since he last called Nick and at least 6 months since he called Clive Bull. I hope someone in Stockton upon Tees can check on him.

  • @JoshMitnick
    @JoshMitnick 2 года назад

    MJ the 🐐

  • @thegreatODEN1
    @thegreatODEN1 2 года назад +1

    "I just don't want a left-wing gobment".

  • @SpirosPagiatakis
    @SpirosPagiatakis 2 года назад +1

    "My reality is different than yours..." What a bellend... That guy votes... Remember that, that guy votes...

    • @sempressfi
      @sempressfi 2 года назад

      Maybe he only votes in his reality?
      One can hope anyway lol

    • @sempressfi
      @sempressfi 2 года назад

      Ooo! I clicked on your pic to see your name better out of curiosity about where it's from (Greece?) And noticed you're subscribed to pretty much all my favorite lefty channels lol especially exciting to see another This Is Revolution listener 😊

  • @RobertSmith-di5ll
    @RobertSmith-di5ll 2 года назад +1

    at least the weather is better is in Cuba

  • @mattgreek1066
    @mattgreek1066 2 года назад +2

    You beeeauty….!

  • @fuckfannyfiddlefart
    @fuckfannyfiddlefart 2 года назад

    AIS isn't a legal requirement, small boats don't always have it as those that don't haven't got it all the time

  • @owenokane9643
    @owenokane9643 2 года назад

    We are supposed to be the smartest species on earth, these programmes prove that's a myth.

  • @tonyfallon2102
    @tonyfallon2102 2 года назад +1

    If your on the dole the last thing you want to do is get a temporary job knowing the crap you will have to go through when that job ends and you have to make a new claim

  • @greggbisgrove7499
    @greggbisgrove7499 2 года назад

    Look up the five rules of stupidity.

  • @paulevans7560
    @paulevans7560 10 месяцев назад

    The risk of an ev failing is very very low.
    So the probability if 3 motor failures and 2 battery failures hapoening to one guy is almost impossible. Hes a liar

  • @jrr3613
    @jrr3613 2 года назад +2

    Caller at 17:00 is no numpty, he is right about AIS, transponders and monitoring of illegal activities in the open oceans, these could be fishing, dumping crap, oil spills or piracy

  • @kazmiah3842
    @kazmiah3842 2 года назад

    Does any one know what happened to Brian from tee side ??

  • @cannadodry7022
    @cannadodry7022 2 года назад

    Did you see some or your montage got reuploaded on others channels ?

    • @m.j.nicholls
      @m.j.nicholls  2 года назад +6

      Those chisellers ain't got game. There's only one MJ on this here 'Tube.

    • @mattgreek1066
      @mattgreek1066 2 года назад

      @@m.j.nicholls 👍🏾🤣

  • @jamescricketson9464
    @jamescricketson9464 2 года назад

    Tower hamlets, Terry ,
    Im a remainer
    No shyt you are
    an English man in Tower hamlets 😕

  • @HudShot
    @HudShot 2 года назад

    The caller at 2:11:40 sounds exactly like Perry Benson the actor.

  • @Kevinacharles
    @Kevinacharles 2 года назад

    I do enjoy listening to Nick, but I disagree with him strongly on his stance on the petrol crisis, it was hysteria. Many people were topping up their cars unnecessarily. The fuel levels had not changed from the week before the crisis, people's purchasing habits had. If people continued buying fuel as they always did, we would not have been in that mess. My girlfriend filled her tiny 1.2 litre car up and she barely drives it. She probably hasn't topped it up since then (okay, that part was tongue in cheek).

  • @nicktownsend9405
    @nicktownsend9405 5 месяцев назад

    Honestly don't like the music but love the videos. Cannot understand right wing brexiteers. Like an alien race. These people are nuts and this is a time capsule

  • @matthewc4223
    @matthewc4223 2 года назад

    45:30, frank hahaha

  • @tal-lancer
    @tal-lancer 2 года назад

    51:19 - 52:18 😂😂😂

  • @pierreduval6261
    @pierreduval6261 2 года назад

    Hi

  • @swordblaster2596
    @swordblaster2596 2 года назад

    Caller at around 2 hours just enjoys making shit up, clearly.

  • @marvinstorm9153
    @marvinstorm9153 2 года назад

    Putin a bigger threat than Johnson then eh Nick?

  • @trippymchippy8586
    @trippymchippy8586 2 года назад

    I rather liked Graham from the USA, he sounds like a laugh ;)

    • @andybrace9225
      @andybrace9225 2 года назад +1

      He doesn't want socialist government, assume he has never gone to a NHS hospital (socialist creation)

  • @lpalmer90
    @lpalmer90 2 года назад

    The only bit where Nick sounds like a numpty is on the fuel debate towards the end. Diesel cars can regularly do 800-1100 miles on a full tank. And electric cars do have motors to turn the wheels

  • @vereferreus5262
    @vereferreus5262 2 года назад

    It's the same old stupid song...If you don't have mecanics, nurses, bakers, plumbers or whatever, what is the use of an engineer, doctor, manager or what very high qualified function. Bullshit, they are all needed! O, and FYI, turning off a transponder (GMDSS) is not possible ;), because then it would mean a ship is in distress.

  • @drummingtildeath
    @drummingtildeath 2 года назад

    I can't listen to this because of the sound effects.

  • @jonsmith5058
    @jonsmith5058 2 года назад +1

    'Lets solve the energy crisis by adding a dynamo to our bikes and sending the electricity we get via wifi..........'
    Its honestly so worrying that boomers like this are able to vote. They say 16 year olds cannot vote because they don't have enough life experience nor understand how the world works when we have old people who think the world works like this.......

    • @kampaseuth
      @kampaseuth 2 года назад

      This guy probably would have added his latest idea: connect the dynamo to a small motor in the wheel, et voilà.
      Free energy nuts were so common on the internet 15 years ago, but most seem to have vanished.
      I bet this guy is still tinkering in his garage.

  • @06cdancer
    @06cdancer 2 года назад

    1:40:50 - he's not wrong though is he. Nick & JoB never let anyone with opposing views speak.

  • @bunonregs913
    @bunonregs913 2 года назад

    this country is doomed

  • @ThomasCBaud
    @ThomasCBaud 2 года назад +1

    Alex Jones

    • @andybrace9225
      @andybrace9225 2 года назад +1

      The very very nice Welsh lady who presents the One Show?

  • @Kpot009
    @Kpot009 2 года назад

    Sick of all this fish talk

  • @haraldschuster3067
    @haraldschuster3067 2 года назад +1

    Some people love boring jobs like some people love to grind in games. Nick is projecting from what HE wants or dislikes to what everyone wants or dislikes.

    • @timjackson8516
      @timjackson8516 2 года назад +4

      Brexitraitor I take it

    • @mattgreek1066
      @mattgreek1066 2 года назад +4

      @@timjackson8516 100%. 🤣

    • @trippymchippy8586
      @trippymchippy8586 2 года назад +6

      Yes my favourite video game is "broken biscuits on conveyor belt sorting simulator 2021" GOTY Edition

    • @mattgreek1066
      @mattgreek1066 2 года назад +5

      @@trippymchippy8586 mine is the new PS5 title, ‘Brexitard Troll Denial Simulator’. It’s a classic. Harald introduced me to it.

    • @trippymchippy8586
      @trippymchippy8586 2 года назад +6

      @@mattgreek1066 Hehe, another great game. Needs little to no processing power to function ;)