Nick Abbot vs The Numpties of 2022 VOL. 10
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- Опубликовано: 21 авг 2024
- 55 numpty calls from June-July 2022. LBC, Fri-Sun, 10-1AM.
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A new collection of numpties always brightens my day. 😊!
Woah! This totally slipped by me yesterday! Now to make up for lost time! I thank you for all the hard work once again, M.J.! I love how long these are- and so entertaining! They get me through the most tedious part of the day and refill my much-needed Vitamin G! Thanks again, mate!
I do love your show Nick the best on LBC
My GOD !
They've got VOTES ?
And children ….
Cheers MJ! Late to this one, will have it on whilst ‘working’ for the next few hours. Nice one. 👍🏽
Portugal was the fastest and had the highest rate when it came to vaccination. Most European countries have very similar rates approximating 80% +.. All of the Front Bench should be off the next leader list.. There has to be a decent candidate on the back benches. Boris's cabinet are all tainted by their support for him until the bitter end.
Watch how the previous and still members of the BlowJob cabinet are reversing their position of supporting him😂😂😂😂
Don't ask whether anyone could do better. Ask if they could do worse.
BORIS BROKE BRITAIN
You really do spoil us.
The first guy paying his taxes but choosing to pay for private school was fair enough. What is not fair is private schools with charity status or any form of taxpayer money getting to them. The tangent about non doma or offshore is a different topic and he was neither. I work for an accounting firm but agree those legal tax evasion schemes need to be stopped to maximise tax income for the uk
Not really as its not the education its the old boy network. How many pms have been to Eaton
I love these, keep up the good work 👏
First caller, what a self-obsessed dipstick...did he mention that he was a 'University Lecturer'?
Hehe those who can't, teach!
See how long before I'm banging my head in frustration... record is 43 seconds
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“Tunes in and hears the Eels” today is a good day..
Thank you so much, MJ. Is it me, or is the frequency of numpties calling Nick going up? If so, what do you think: are people getting stupider all the time, or are stupid people just less embarrassed about being stupid on national radio?
These people used to be 1 per village and they would shout at trees...but social media has empowered them to speak their mind freely in hopes of finding more of their kind.
Hiding behind the anonymity of the internet provides , they can talk utter nonsense without any repercussions from the social stigma of being the complete moron that they are.
They get empowered by "thumbs up" and "X likes this", do 0 research besides the memes they receive from their echo chamber feeds and equate their drivel to expert opinions.
I think listening to phone-in radio over the last few years has substantially broadened my definition of numpty.
This government has legitimised and normalised stupidity.
Oh dear, the 2nd caller, "Boris this and Boris that". A cult member. Third caller "Boris this and Boris that". 4th caller etc etc etc. Aaargh.
But what school did Mr Huddersfield go to when young? Did his kids first go to a state primary school as many do before private school? Etc..
Legend for this x
Someone tell that numpty that Pinochet was from Chile, not Peru...ah, forget it. At least the Star Wars/Joseph Campbell person is back. :)
Yeah, I was thinking that too! Poor lady, being subjected to that.
Good god volume 10 already! 🤣
There a lot of numpties
@@soup8786 😊😊😊
Weekend just became a bit more interesting 😜👍🏾
They are called public schools because they were the first schools open to the public, for their children. Before that, only schooling was home schooling by employed educators. Upstairs Downstairs times, just another servant. Free church schools them came along. State schooling for all came along later, with acts of Parliament.
Do you think the first caller was a university lecturer?
@1:23:10 Lol, In Scotland *'how?'* can also mean *'why?'* thought Nick would have known this, him being such an expert on Glasgow and all :D that lttle exchange made me chuckle... Lost in translation between 2 English speaking neighbours.
Crime Minister
The ones who think themselves intelligent are the absolute worst
What was that man talking about who called to talk about how popular his kid is now after showing him old shows?
The dreaded "listener with material"
Does that clown from Stockton... Brian.... still call this show?
That guy or whatever it is at 51 mins going on about star wars is a raving loonie.
'He had Covid' sweet jesus, why do people keep bringing that up
Does my head in also! how anyone can feel any sympathy for a man that went on national TV and bragged about shaking hands with Covid positive patients in hospitals then mysteriously contacted it himself blows my mind.
So did Trump and like Boris, he tried his level best to give it to everyone.
And the doctors and nurses at St Thomas' in west London had to sign the Official Secrets Act.
33:00 Well there was I thinking maintaining the status quo means not changing (reducing or increasing) anything. But then again I dropped history to do Latin.
42:27 A member of the Bullingdon Club wouldn't have even given him half.
1:19:19 It's Rowley Birkin QC off the Fast Show.
Great storytelling bojo
Mr Johnson had plans made up for the tree house in one of his rent free accommodations , for a brief moment questions were asked if the cost of the plans came out of the Taxpayers pocket , how much room is left under Mr Johnson’s magic carpet. ?
From Australia! Can we PLEASE get rid of 'Charles'...the regular caller? It's not funny and just takes up time, when Nick would clearly rather not bother 🙄🥱
19:19 Boris Johnson was not a democratically elected Prime Minister. He was elected leader of the Conservative and Unionist Party from about 300 of the PCP, from 160,000 members of the CUP, and elected as an MP by 25,351 people in Uxbridge and South Ruislip. The UK electorate at the time was 47,074,800. That is hardly an electoral mandate to be PM.
Cling on film Boris, microwave oven ready.
What? I detest Johnson, but the Conservative party which he led won the 2019 election by a landslide. That's how a Prime Minister is elected in this country. The proportion of voters who elected him to his seat in parliament versus the total count of electors nationwide is irrelevant and nonsensical.
@@Sakkir_StahmaThe number of people who voted for the Prime Minister is irrelevant only if you do not believe in democracy.
We vote for MPs, not parties. Perhaps when you next vote you should check your ballot paper and you will see that there are named people, who may or may not have a party associated with them. But under UK electoral law and woolly constitution it is the person, and person only, for whom one votes, not the party.
The un-democratically selected PM then un-democratically selects the Executive/Cabinet who then decide what the elected Parliament can and cannot discuss.
As for your “the Conservative party which he led won the 2019 election by a landslide”. A landslide 43.6% minority. That is not democracy.
Returning to my first point: From your comments I assume that you do not believe in democracy.
@@frogandspanner
Absurd.
Of course I believe in democracy. I already said I loathe Johnson. I can add that I also hate the FPTP electoral system which is archaic and, as you point out, allows governments excessive power relative to the votes they actually attract. Electoral reform for me is vital.
Your assumptions about the motives of voters are simplistic and plain wrong. Your second paragraph here is patronising and insulting. Do you seriously believe that electors vote only for the personality they like best, and never consider the values and stated intentions of the party they represent? Certainly there are always some independents with no party affiliation. But when did you ever see one of these elected to parliament?
For sure, some vote for their preferred candidate on their particular merits. But others vote for the party they wish to govern, sometimes the party they always support, regardless of the individual who bears their favoured rosette. And still others vote for the party whose leader they wish to see as prime minister. I do not doubt, and neither should you, that a proportion of voters who chose the Tories in 2019, did so, at least in part, because they liked the idea of Boris Johnson being our Prime Minister. They actually fancied the idea of this incompetent, dishonest, unkempt goon running our country, and representing us all internationally.
So no, you're wrong, voters do not necessarily only consider the name on the ballot paper when they make their choice. As I've explained, it is more complicated than that. And I haven't even touched on tactical voting.
@@Sakkir_Stahma I am saying that the only option with which voters are presented is the potential MP on their ballot paper.
Without evidence I would not accept that voters chose to use their vote to be for a particular party or Prime Minister, as that would show a severe misunderstanding of the UK electoral system, and I do not think the voters are as stupid as that - or perhaps you do.
Oh dear, thanks for the doom
Shouldn't this be titled "The Numpties of this week"? These clips all happened this week on his LBC radio show. Sloppy work.
Don’t think you know how ‘volumes’ work. 🤣
I listen to this show and have
Come to the conclusion the
English electorate are thicker
Than the average English oak.
Fozzie Bear from The Muppets calling at 54:32!
Nigel at1hr20 mind or so could be the second coming of Stanley Unwind.
Hello THERE.
The crazy American at 2.10 tells me everything I need to know about this world. I just knew he was a Republican.
Suggestion: Don't put the listeners with material in the Numpties compilation and put them in their own compilation instead because they're not technically numpties!
"Take away all the things Boris did wrong, what did he do wrong?"
1hr40mins Penny will beat Liz ..... Has choosing a Tory leader become a gameshow ?
Tell you what MJ, I prefer the comps of Nick talking to serious callers rather than the pissheads. He’s quite good at debating, especially on Bozo. Just a bit of feedback. The calls where it’s just some dumbass calling with stupid comments half pissed is tiresome.
I agree, I was wondering whether I put too many pissheads into these compilations. Usually they're not on air for long, but I could trim a few of the less funny ones.
I ran out of J.O'B to listen to and the difference in caller quality is staggering, the sound effects are rubbish as well 😬
What you see and hear from children under the age of 10 are curiosities. What they learn about the Transgender movement is no different from adults’ childhood’s understanding of what homosexuality was back in recent days and what grandfathers remembered learning about race. There will always be societal curiosities that won’t be fully understood as children and if nurtured wrong, will leave their adult selves bigoted against what they were “protected” from. Think about that one.
Fishi Sunek : we need to bring back Truss !
Team Numptie 💪
The land of the forty-five degree foreheads.
How's that going for you, lmao
@@OniMorter I think the numpties are winning. More and more people joining their ranks and why not. Life is so much simpler and easier if you stop using your mind.
In fact most life on earth doesn't even have a brain, just a nervous system and they are thriving. I truly envy the numpties...
Too many ads
I thought the gender fluid joke was funny. A gender joke which isn't blatantly transphobic is rare.
Is a rare? Is a rare what?
Dissing the caller in such a cowardly manner (making a statement then shutting him off) who was a teacher (first caller). Mmmmm ......
Not great. Is Abbot the product of a good school? Manners wouldn't go amiss.
Follow through the argument Abbot rather than slide the faders.
1.22.00 ish " I have 3 mates who are train drivers..." then proceeds to crap all over them
1:09:30 I know him.