I mean, it’s very realistic, obviously! Assuming he lost his virginity at age 10, like any normal red-blooded male, he just needed to sleep with one completely new woman every single week for 21 years straight AND he also has 8 years to commit to multiple long-term relationships like he suggests he did. Boom. Over 1000 women and relationships accounted for. Easy! And that’s not even considering that this awesome stud could’ve slept with multiple women per week either! What a stud-Chad-studly-definitely-real guy!
I'm 36, and I can't believe someone would date a girl half their age. I mean you have to draw the line somewhere. When I told my girlfriend about this, she was so shocked she wanted to postpone her 20th birthday party.
@@abean5 Well, my more or less buddy is 41 and his girlfriend is over 60. So I guess nobody cares around here. My first female companion's mother was also 20 years younger than her significant other. Probably because we live all healthy and look young forever!
I’m 27 and today I was thinking about how much debt I’m in and I’ve been stressing over a plan to get out of it. I felt so hopeless all day. After hearing this guys problems I consider myself lucky. I’m gonna kill all this debt and still not have a kid with a 19 year old 👍
I knew a guy who had slept with like 160 women by the time he was 18/19, so 1000 by 38 is definitely not impossible. The part that sounds ridiculous to me is being AFRAID OF TALKING TO A GIRL after all that lol
@@mac8911 on the other hand, some of these influencers legitimately think that being on Onlyfans is entrepreneurial and a respectable business plan. So you know - some of them aren’t as gifted in their brains as in their looks.
Most states in Australia you graduate at 17. Its not uncommon for people to drop out after year 10 at the age of 15-16. Judging by her life choices id say thats quite likely
I had a similar experience. I was out with my girlfriend for dinner, and these lads on the next table kept shouting things like “Pedo!”, “Wrong’un”, or “Nonce”. It was horrible, just because I was 36 and she was 20. It really put a dampener on our 10 year anniversary.
Stopped reading... don't know and will never find out if it was worth it... but I know one thing that is for sure... I will never look back and give a shit! Do better!
Clearly a reddit story, the way it’s written there’s no way it’s not a troll. The ‘friends’ saying “dude you’re a king!” would be too corny in a movie, let alone real life
I don't see how he is lying there is way more crazier things that happened and happens. Example bishops, priests raping 6y old boys and getting caught. So how is this story so insane that it can't be real ?
Please, no 19 year old is going to be interested in some gross old man like that, most aren't interested in a 38 year old, feels like dating your Dad. 😅
I love how Bill handled a story that sounds like adult fiction with bad ending. I mean, i wanna say its troll but Bill has large audience and there may be someone who did that on earth.
38 Upside down is 38, 19 upside down is 16. Just things down under. I too have been in this trap, I was 20, she looked 20+, came to find out she's in primary. Immediately abort mission. This happened 10 years ago just after a breakup, and yes in Sydney no less.
This is the most unbelieveable story I've ever heard in a long time. 1000 women? What kind of supermodel is this guy, and how does he not have every std in the book? In what universe does a hot 19 year old influencer desire to have a man literally twice her age ask her out?
A lot of young girls of the 18 to 24 range prefer older men nowadays. Mainly because, unlike boys their age, they tend to actually have money and experience. I suspect a lot of the details of this story, such as the "1000 women", though is exaggerated for effect. I'm not a psychologist, but I suspect this guy has a sex addiction problem that's gotten out of control.
Words of wisdom from Billy red-balls. "What would you do?" Bill: "I'd raise that kid." That is a man's answer right there, folks. Not a dude. Not a guy. A man's answer. You be responsible for your actions.
@@codetafoya9763 Obviously I wouldn't if I made the comment. Not all grown men are trolling the streets looking for young ass girls to bone. I'm 36 and have had convos with 21 year olds and it's infuriating!!!! I know they're legal but it's the mentality for me. They still don't really know shit, can't go into bars (19 year olds) and need to mature. I don't have time to school a young buck on who Method Man and Wu-Tang Clan is🤦🏿♂️
I disagree I'm friends with a 21 year old and we have great conversations. I'm over 40. Stop being so judgy. No I don't sleep with her, but we're both single.
Maybe they're both passionate about the same hobby, sport, music, etc. I've had friends 30+ years in both directions, younger and older than me. Remember when Bill said you should hang out with everybody?
there are a lot of engaging conversations a 19 and 40 y.o. could have, but I'm thinking father son or uncle nephew conversations, not hooking up with someone your child's age
"What's your job?" I'm attractive. "OK, but what do you do?" I'm attractive. "I mean, like, your skills?" I'm attractive and I can talk. "What do you talk about?" Doesn't matter. I'm attractive.
@@thereisnosanctuary6184 You had me up until the part when you suggested attractive people can talk. Most people are morons....it's especially true of most attractive people/women.
Your 38, she's 19... Are you both happy? If yes, then why the fuck do you care what other people think. Just being with someone else and being happy is way better than the situation of a ton of people out there.
When I was 19, I dated a 36 year old man. At the time, I thought it was perfectly fine. 20 years later, it hit me that there was something very wrong with him. I was a baby with daddy issues. By the time I arrived at the age he was when he dated me, I had well and truly resolved those issues. It's disturbing that at 36 he hadn't come even close to resolving his.
Sometimes I underestimate Bill. I started expecting him to atta boy this guy but he was confused, grossed out, and concerned. I love unfiltered Burr. You genuinely don't know what to expect but whatever you get it's somehow deeply in character.
The one thing I've come to understand about Bill is that no matter how crass he is, he's a pretty decent human being. Honestly, knowing that makes his comedy funnier.
"If my daughter was seeing a dude my age, it would be the last day she saw him alive." Because of that comment right there, I'm really hoping that her father has the same mentality, and is REALLY looking forward to meeting you first thing after getting parole.
Yah ok, a girl that shows her ass to over 2 million people a day has a dad that’s going to care about her dating a older guy. She’s of age so no laws where broken just mistakes made
Shouldn't the father be more angry with himself for not raising the girl to practice safe sex? The father is taking out his anger or laying blame (scape goating) on someone else.
@@mrsnakesmrnot8499 I agree with you. Ryan Bury (OP) litterly says *if my daughter was seeing a dude my age, it would be the last day she saw him alive*. Ryan is a typical case of ''My daughter has no free choice and man above her age are B A D'' ...
@@Rauxanhdauma ability to fuck doesn't equal maturity. For a one night stand it's different, but dating 18-19 year olds in my mid 20s would feel super gross.
Here's a guy that's had 3 accidental kids while a few of still raise families responsibly. There's so many stories like this it's amazing so many people have the psychological issues they do from childhood.
There's literally a song called "The Weight of Her" by Butch Walker that addresses 19 year old girls trying to get with 38 year old guys. It's about how they have nothing to talk about. He wrote it about groupies.
“As she put down her book bag” 😭😂😂
She's also wearing tartan!... lol
🤣🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
Why do you not wear a shirt.... I bet the girls love you
LMFAOK
She's the studious kind
"I would raise that kid."
Which kid? The 19 year old?
Ok, THOSE kids
Hahahahaha - good one
XD
Fucking awesome reply
You call her a kid but she probably earns way more money than you.
"I've been with 1000 women"
Seems legit.
No shit, that's a new girl every weekend for 17 and a half years straight. Who does this guy think he is, Fidel Castro?
I mean, it’s very realistic, obviously! Assuming he lost his virginity at age 10, like any normal red-blooded male, he just needed to sleep with one completely new woman every single week for 21 years straight AND he also has 8 years to commit to multiple long-term relationships like he suggests he did. Boom. Over 1000 women and relationships accounted for. Easy! And that’s not even considering that this awesome stud could’ve slept with multiple women per week either! What a stud-Chad-studly-definitely-real guy!
Maybe he literally means “been with.” As in worked with, went to school with... 🤣
Hasn’t everybody?
@@FluffNCrunch you should try to meet a couple of pilots, 1000 would be on the low end of the spectrum
I'm 36, and I can't believe someone would date a girl half their age. I mean you have to draw the line somewhere. When I told my girlfriend about this, she was so shocked she wanted to postpone her 20th birthday party.
Tell that to my ex. She’s 29 he’s like 55(her moms age)
@@abean5 Well, my more or less buddy is 41 and his girlfriend is over 60. So I guess nobody cares around here. My first female companion's mother was also 20 years younger than her significant other. Probably because we live all healthy and look young forever!
Dam that's funny
The ralph retort. He's mid 30s, she's 19 and pregnant. He's an absolute knob.
@@n0odles86 I would have knocked up my 19 year old a while ago, but she says it's too early. What can you do?
“This guy is a ****ing creep.”
🤣 Bill I love you. Never change.
I think he would say at to u too
@Joseph stalin Oh grow some balls
@@josephstalin7389 awww you empathize with the creep lmfaooo
why is it funny
@@rishaa682 Because he refuses to hold his tongue even with a fan writing in to ask for his help
I’m 27 and today I was thinking about how much debt I’m in and I’ve been stressing over a plan to get out of it. I felt so hopeless all day. After hearing this guys problems I consider myself lucky. I’m gonna kill all this debt and still not have a kid with a 19 year old 👍
U will beat it king!!
@@GabrielBandini2024 Thanks brother 🤘🏻
And my problems seem minuscule compared to yours. Thanks for sharing brother. Knowing we’re all more or less fucked really helps
@@arkhammemery4712 😂😂😂
Yo, I'm in the same exact spot.
No way that was real. He wrote it like a 13 year old high school freshman. He's plowed 1000+ huh lol
1,000 girls?
Maybe if you include everytime you're pulling your goalie
I was a whore. I got to 200.
No way he hit 1000
What if he's a pornstar though?
I knew a guy who had slept with like 160 women by the time he was 18/19, so 1000 by 38 is definitely not impossible. The part that sounds ridiculous to me is being AFRAID OF TALKING TO A GIRL after all that lol
@@arisingtide4974 so this guy you knew was sleeping with a different girl every week since he was 15? Sure buddy and I got a bridge to sell ya cheap.
So nice of Chris D'elia to write in..
Im fucking dead holy shit XD
“I’m 38, She’s 17”
Damn
Damn bro his career already over
Too perfect😂
She's 19 and fresh out of high school, but she's spent the last few years being an influencer flying between Sydney and LA? - This is fake
I would also think an influencer would be a little more cautious about not getting knocked up seeing as her body is what pays the bills.
@@mac8911 You are giving them way too much credit.
bruh some of the most famous tik-tokers are 16-year-old kids and they travel all over the world doing crazy shit.
@@mac8911 on the other hand, some of these influencers legitimately think that being on Onlyfans is entrepreneurial and a respectable business plan. So you know - some of them aren’t as gifted in their brains as in their looks.
Most states in Australia you graduate at 17. Its not uncommon for people to drop out after year 10 at the age of 15-16. Judging by her life choices id say thats quite likely
I'm calling BS.
Me too. I mean come on. Many of these are definitely fake. And I’m saying this as someone who has listened to hundreds of hundreds of these.
@@AV4Life Think the first ones that used to be emailed in were honest now they seem to get outrageous
The way Bill Burr is reading the letter/email...I would say that it's real.
@@honestbajan6877 nah it’s fake how do you sleep with 1,000 women but yet you’re afraid to approach a chick
(And take 3 months to approach as well)
@@justmyopinion1098 you beat me with this comment by 11 hours👍
A collective "ohh. geez-us" when we read the title lol
Hahaahahahah, hundred percent
Big facts lol
steven randazza my brain is saying “ohh geezus,” but my curiosity made me click
Lmao bang on
Ha. Totally did!
I had a similar experience. I was out with my girlfriend for dinner, and these lads on the next table kept shouting things like “Pedo!”, “Wrong’un”, or “Nonce”. It was horrible, just because I was 36 and she was 20. It really put a dampener on our 10 year anniversary.
lmfao it took me a few sec to get this joke XD
Nice punchline lol
Nice.
Bruh 💀
Stopped reading... don't know and will never find out if it was worth it... but I know one thing that is for sure... I will never look back and give a shit! Do better!
He’s lying out his ass. This sounds like one of those stories people put on tumbler and they always end with and everyone applauded
And then everyone stood up and clapped
Clearly a reddit story, the way it’s written there’s no way it’s not a troll. The ‘friends’ saying “dude you’re a king!” would be too corny in a movie, let alone real life
He's a liar! He pulled a number out of the air and multiplied it by ten.
That bus drivers name? Albert Einstein.
I don't see how he is lying there is way more crazier things that happened and happens. Example bishops, priests raping 6y old boys and getting caught. So how is this story so insane that it can't be real ?
38 year old man: “I told my besties.” Wtf
A Goodloe truth
australia.. is wtf is..
Could be Bill's choice of words. I think he adds to it.
Aussies put a y after every thingy.
BluntCruiseChronicles except for fruit and veg lol. I guess we Americans already claimed that y!
"I'm 38, She's 19"
That's ok. That just means when you are 76, she will be 57 and angry that you have a new 19 yr old girlfriend
clint eastwood
What an absolute Chad.
I'm sure she'll leave him well before either of them reach that age.
Please, no 19 year old is going to be interested in some gross old man like that, most aren't interested in a 38 year old, feels like dating your Dad. 😅
she won't be angry cause she problably found a guy her age too.
"Ohjeezus"
Bill's reluctant sympathy.
"Ohjeezuschrist!"
Bill's Dad anger starting up.
As she puts down her bookbag 😂😂😂
The way she holds that protractor.. lol
He's a dad since he's 20 and he still describes women like that, damn
Yeah he's trash lol
And with an 18 yo daughter? Sounds like BS.
'She's gonna keep IT' hit me. How you could have two kids and think of your third unborn child as an 'it' is beyond me.
Just because he made a kid doesnt mean he is a dad.
@@duckyoutube6318 true. he's just a father, not a dad
Sounds like his friends are 19 as well.
19 crimes qualified for extradition to the penal colony.
Bro, you’re the KING
Mr. Man Bun 3:54
@@andrewp5732
Me?
HAHA
“Dude, you’re the king!”
Are his besties 18year olds ? Haha
The king of fucking your life up.
@Anal Farmer Young women.
That’s an insult to most 18 year olds bro lol
They're Australian, so close enough.
@@dannysplace7 Australians are 18 years Olds aye?
the humble brag vibes off of this are seismic. "I've been with over a 1000" sure thing bud.
He reminds me of that guy from the Patty Mayo vid.
..with a combined age of 17,000 😞
“Let’s not blame the Irish for this too” 😂
Wow, I had 20 "bullshit" alarms go off during that email.
I love how Bill handled a story that sounds like adult fiction with bad ending. I mean, i wanna say its troll but Bill has large audience and there may be someone who did that on earth.
The guy sounds like he's far deep in his imaginations. It's like his wet dream translated into paper and Burr is reading it.
Sticky
@@thereisnosanctuary6184 very
“Burr” lol
@@InformationMavericks What are u? high?
It does sound sus, but I'll play along just because it's funny.
The difference between his “oh Jesus” when he read the age & when he read pregnant was hilarious😭
Already howling at the valid disgust coming from the ''Awh geezus Christ'' at the beginning lmao
I love Bill's "proud of himself laugh" after a good joke lol
“Dear Penthouse, I want to tell you about an experience I recently had. As an avid reader, I’ve always wondered if the letters are real...”
Ahahahaha. Thanks for the chuckle buddy.
This is exactly what I was thinking.
"That's not Murphy's law dude..." 😂
My heart skip a beat as she puts down her book bag 😂😂
This sounds fake to me
He’s Australian I’m leaning towards real 😂😂
I have a suspicion the details described are hyperbole.
@Alex Pearson I'm black and I approve this joke. Lol.
@@ArisenMind wha is the joke?
Lets remember this is the guy who impregnated a girl half his age and is asking a random guy for advice. He's not a smart guy!
“I’m 38, she’s 19. She’s pregnant”.
“Ok, who’s the father?”
Murphy’s law: after finding out she’s pregnant he learns that she was really 16 all along...
lmfao
38 Upside down is 38, 19 upside down is 16. Just things down under.
I too have been in this trap, I was 20, she looked 20+, came to find out she's in primary.
Immediately abort mission. This happened 10 years ago just after a breakup, and yes in Sydney no less.
@@azimpetra how does a primary chick look like she's 20+?!!?
Sixteen is legal in most of these United States.
@@JiveDadson legal doesnt make it any less creepy
This is the most unbelieveable story I've ever heard in a long time. 1000 women? What kind of supermodel is this guy, and how does he not have every std in the book? In what universe does a hot 19 year old influencer desire to have a man literally twice her age ask her out?
Many. Daddy issues are real.
19yo missing her/a dad in her life is the sad truth
Go to Monaco bud
A lot of young girls of the 18 to 24 range prefer older men nowadays. Mainly because, unlike boys their age, they tend to actually have money and experience.
I suspect a lot of the details of this story, such as the "1000 women", though is exaggerated for effect. I'm not a psychologist, but I suspect this guy has a sex addiction problem that's gotten out of control.
"We're talkin whores people, they're everywhere!"
Bill ends it with a golden moment. It was hilarious and straight-up good advice.
"This is just reading like this isn't real." I love you Bill.
Stranger: Hey Bill! I need life counseling.
Bill Burr: Comedy Material!
Words of wisdom from Billy red-balls. "What would you do?" Bill: "I'd raise that kid." That is a man's answer right there, folks. Not a dude. Not a guy. A man's answer. You be responsible for your actions.
If you had a kid around that age, how could you look at any girl around the same age any different. This guy is one sick unit.
This guy sounded less like he was concerned and more like he was bragging?🤔
Exactly, well said. It was pathetic, I was cringing listening to that. That guy's a POS and a joke.
He was bragging about his daydreams, there's not a chance in hell this is real.
@@c.s.70 You are pathetic. 19 year old girls are really hot.
@@jandersen6802 Creep.
@@c.s.70 Why deny how you feel? What're you, homosexual?
"As she put her bookbag down." LOL i laughed so much
"as she put her book bag down" LMAO
when she took her binky out and hoped out the stroller
"Ah I'd raise that kid and wear a condom." That's why we love bill burr.
The guy’s a troll, and a master at it. I’m laughing til I can’t breathe. Funny as hell.
This guy gets zero cool points for this if it's real
He gets 1k moron points. For someone who claims to have banged a thousand girls, he didn't follow proto by rawdogging.
@@littlefrog9553 Exactly 😁😁😁
This guy’s life story went from being funny to pathetic, to just plain pitiful in a few minutes lol yikes
Why? Don’t act like you wouldn’t do it guy.
@@codetafoya9763 Obviously I wouldn't if I made the comment. Not all grown men are trolling the streets looking for young ass girls to bone. I'm 36 and have had convos with 21 year olds and it's infuriating!!!! I know they're legal but it's the mentality for me. They still don't really know shit, can't go into bars (19 year olds) and need to mature. I don't have time to school a young buck on who Method Man and Wu-Tang Clan is🤦🏿♂️
and she's 19... oh jeezus.. and she's pregnant... OH JEEZUS CHRIST
And I have a 18 years old daughter... WADDAFACK
I’m 25. dating a person half my age is a crime. i think this should be a standard..
Bill sounded like he almost wanted to try to be a nice guy here answering this freaking creep. I respect you Bill.
This is a poorly written Adam Sandler movie. And as far as Adam Sandler movies go that's saying something.
This dude is played by Rob Schnieder
Adam Sandler’s movies are never this entertaining.
You should watch Uncut Gems, you wouldn't even recognize it was him. He might actually be stepping up his game after 20 years
@@ThirdGradeProductionsThat movie is pretty dope. The Safdie brothers are the new gifts to cinema.
Every Adam Sandler movie seems like a poor attempt at a bro thats in the closet trying to convince everyone hes straight.
He thought she was 26, but didnt talk to her until he found out she was 19
"Pick an apartment right in the middle of all of them." HAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH
He may be 38, but he has the brain of a 13 year old.
I was 28 and she was 19.. and I could see why one shouldn't date someone who is not mature enough to have a proper thought.
Bill needs to screen his letters for fake BS like this.
Someone else does we’d be getting fake reactions
Yeah but it's fun so who cares really.
Puckered
This one is too fake. I can handle a level of BS, but this is way too much.
JustinBieber Lmfaooo where’d that come from
@@bigmac7077 my guy saw Fredo in the cut
As an Australian, when he said "Stunna" in an Australian accent,
I immediately Nodded at the screen like
"Yes, excellent, you are one of us now Bill"
aussie!
"this is just reading like this isnt real...." IM LIKE YEAHHHHH FINALLY LMAO the point of no return
Fake or not, I really wanted to hear what Nia had to say on this.
Too busy watching Real Housewives of whore island 🏝️
Tbh I wouldn't mind if Nia went in on this bullshitter
I expect Nia writes half these letters, just to wind Bill up.
She would get a passport, apply for duel citizenship, get a membership at a gym, meet him at a motel, and cut his dididgeradoo off.
Said no one ever
A few seconds in and I'm already cracking up😂
His tone at the start was hilarious “oh jesus christ...” 😂
The second "oh Jesus" killed me
Oh Jesus Christ 😂
@@AndrewWright1998 I swear I was wheezing 😂😂😂
"Were you still wearing your highschool jacket?" lmaoo
This is surely one of Bill's best ones yet
I couldn’t fathom what kind of engaging conversation any 40 year old could have with a 19 year old.
Zero
I disagree I'm friends with a 21 year old and we have great conversations. I'm over 40. Stop being so judgy. No I don't sleep with her, but we're both single.
Maybe they're both passionate about the same hobby, sport, music, etc. I've had friends 30+ years in both directions, younger and older than me. Remember when Bill said you should hang out with everybody?
there are a lot of engaging conversations a 19 and 40 y.o. could have, but I'm thinking father son or uncle nephew conversations, not hooking up with someone your child's age
She's prolly trying to piss off her ex or her dad lol
The juxtaposition of the oh jesus murdered me😂😂😂😂
That first "GEEZUS!" was his standard reply to shenanigans. The second "oh jesus christ" was the real one😂
I was still on bord with the 19yo thing but jumped off when he said ‘influencer’.
Not the 1,000 women?
Well, who knows. Attractive women can get a lot of followers just by being attractive.
@@travisjohnson7065 you can't build anything with women like that
"What's your job?"
I'm attractive.
"OK, but what do you do?"
I'm attractive.
"I mean, like, your skills?"
I'm attractive and I can talk.
"What do you talk about?"
Doesn't matter. I'm attractive.
@@thereisnosanctuary6184 You had me up until the part when you suggested attractive people can talk. Most people are morons....it's especially true of most attractive people/women.
i had to pause for a few minutes to laugh off that excellent line which is "as she put down her book bag"
fuckin brilliant shit hahahah xD
My heart skipped a beat wen she walked in and put down her book bag😆😆😆
TLDR: "I owe child support to yet another woman."
Came here for "Ow jeezuz". Wasn't disappointed.
Gotta love how straight forward Bill is
i love the obligatory "ohhh geezus" when he read the title and the genuine "oh jesus christ" when he read the "and pregnant" part
Your 38, she's 19... Are you both happy? If yes, then why the fuck do you care what other people think. Just being with someone else and being happy is way better than the situation of a ton of people out there.
Let’s not blame the Irish for this one too 😂
Should be titled "She's 19. and I'm a moron."
I love the differences between the first Oh Jesus and the second 🤣🤣
We're you still wearing your highschool football jacket lol
he was for sure trolling. your execution was solid with a straightforward response
When I was 19, I dated a 36 year old man. At the time, I thought it was perfectly fine. 20 years later, it hit me that there was something very wrong with him. I was a baby with daddy issues. By the time I arrived at the age he was when he dated me, I had well and truly resolved those issues. It's disturbing that at 36 he hadn't come even close to resolving his.
Let's campaign to make that illegal, shall we?
No he is just a guy pushing middle age who wants to go out with a young good girl.not uncommon
OMG, same!
You can't assume he had issues. He just saw an easy fuck and took it. It's not good, but doesn't mean he has issues.
Stop blaming the dude for your adult choices.
This type of guy is the reason why religions got started
Underrated comment
The greatest overcorrection in history
You're right, so they could access even younger ones 🤮
By jealous men with zero charm, attractiveness, or money?
Ohjeezus. Unattractive people have bred more. Its just now attractive people have a monopoly because of science, technology
Sometimes I underestimate Bill. I started expecting him to atta boy this guy but he was confused, grossed out, and concerned. I love unfiltered Burr. You genuinely don't know what to expect but whatever you get it's somehow deeply in character.
The one thing I've come to understand about Bill is that no matter how crass he is, he's a pretty decent human being. Honestly, knowing that makes his comedy funnier.
Why would he 'atta boy' this clearly fake story (which he called out after reading the message)?
Bill Burr tells it like it is. That's why I adore him.
>if its real = a sad story id rather not hear
>if its not real = a sad story id rather not hear
im just here because bill burr was in the title lol
19, beautiful, shapely. She's a Keeper.
Trapper-Keeper.
South Park ??🤣
Bill you're amazing! Keep doing this until the wheels fall off!!!
I’m 62 my wife is 39. We’ve been married 13 yrs next March 21. We have a 12!yr old son and a 7 yr old daughter. He needs to up his game.
I fucking love his opening. Classic bill. "I'm 38 she's 19." Oh geezus!" (Uh oh, here we go)
"She's pregnant. ..oh Jesus."(oh for fucks sake)
I read the title before clicking and said to myself, "Oh Jesus" 😂😂
He should probably go to therapy if it isn't true too
Lol 💯
"If my daughter was seeing a dude my age, it would be the last day she saw him alive."
Because of that comment right there, I'm really hoping that her father has the same mentality, and is REALLY looking forward to meeting you first thing after getting parole.
Yah ok, a girl that shows her ass to over 2 million people a day has a dad that’s going to care about her dating a older guy. She’s of age so no laws where broken just mistakes made
Shouldn't the father be more angry with himself for not raising the girl to practice safe sex? The father is taking out his anger or laying blame (scape goating) on someone else.
@@mrsnakesmrnot8499 don’t be an idiot, the father has plenty of time to talk to her during parole.
@@mrsnakesmrnot8499 I agree with you. Ryan Bury (OP) litterly says *if my daughter was seeing a dude my age, it would be the last day she saw him alive*.
Ryan is a typical case of ''My daughter has no free choice and man above her age are B A D'' ...
@@davidjd123 by theway, almost ANY girl that had sex as a teenager regrets it and wishes that she would have waited longer
Even when I was 25, I thought dating anyone with "teen" at the end of their age was fucking weird. 21 is my barely legal...
now they get triple digits notch count before reaching 20 are you sure you should consider them underage (unexperienced, innocent)?
@@Rauxanhdauma ability to fuck doesn't equal maturity. For a one night stand it's different, but dating 18-19 year olds in my mid 20s would feel super gross.
Round unfair circle split
Post-nut clarity hits ya hard every time
Did he have to explain her body type, that made it infinitely more creepy.
Here's a guy that's had 3 accidental kids while a few of still raise families responsibly. There's so many stories like this it's amazing so many people have the psychological issues they do from childhood.
Is this the "good morning julia" guy?! Will he build her a ceiling fan?!
I guess this means Julia made the right decision
those Momstralians am I right?
Naw, cause at least Good Morning Julia can fix things around the house and build shelves. This guy is an "influencer" so he's completely useless.
19 yr old influencer dying to talk to a middle aged guy, everyone needs an escape from their boring lives, but delusion buddy? lmao
38 is not middle aged lol
I’m still dying at the “she walked in…and dropped her book bag”
There's literally a song called "The Weight of Her" by Butch Walker that addresses 19 year old girls trying to get with 38 year old guys. It's about how they have nothing to talk about. He wrote it about groupies.
Sure, buddy.
“I don’t think that’s Murphy’s Law buddy, I think that’s the law of nature.” 🤣
He doesn't have commitment issues, he has contraception issues.
i think hes got alot of issues tbh