Kevin King Doubletalk
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- Опубликовано: 5 авг 2009
- Also known in Kevin's words as "Verbal Perception Manipulation", this is a great example of Kevin opening a corporate event. He's been introduced to the crowd as an expert on future trends and what it takes to be successful. The audience thinks they're in for some real insight toward attaining their financial goals. The truth is, the joke's on them...
Imagine if you came to work high on this day
Dude it makes me feel like I’m high when I’m not.
Eep!!
I'd be so happy this guy is amazing
Sounds like every politician ever
and Minister
Yes, double talk is a term identifying a socio-political tool
People irl will use this to a less extreme degree to manipulate you
I'm not a fan of the gibberish part, but his opening of using real words for nonsensical sentences was great. That, to me, is the true double-talk.
Double talk is a language like pig latin is.
So it's perfectly tailored for an idiot like you to fall right into! 7 words in I knew it was bullshit,even before his preface explanation.
This is genius. It's the epitome of mundane argument avoidance.
This man hits the middle option on autocorrect in real life
This man is genius ! I literally studied Durwood Fincher (Mr Doubletalk) until I could do some of what he does. I conducted interviews for our fire dept, asking hopeful applicants questions they could NOT understand. Watching them squirm and fake through it was priceless (and videoed). Then, they were let off the hook and told they had passed. Great fun.
I love double-talk...Danny Kaye and Sid Caesar were the masters of sounding fluent in any language when they were just faking...and you, Sir, are equally astonishing!
Ya know, if I was there, I might actually be kinda worried that he was having a stroke...
The girl at 2:15 was like "damn straight!!!"
Women often nod to and support bullshit. Please see the audience of the Wendy Williams show, consider also that it was Eve who was talked into biting the apple.
women just want to fit in
OMG this takes me back! When I was a young man, I bussed tables in a beach hotel restaurant. Our F&B manager was am old bar owner from back in Baltimore and he could "double talk" like a champ. We would have banquets and conventions and such, and Phil, the F&B manager, would be introduced as a keynote speaker. They would cook up all these bogus credentials. If it was lawyers, he'd be professor emeritus Georgetown Law School, if it was doctors, he'd be retired chief of surgeons at Johns Hopkins, fellow at the National Institute of Health, whatever. Then he would double talk the crowd, just like this, for five minutes, then break out into totally off color "blue" stand up comedy. It was high art!
I used to be dyslexic but God thank not more ever am I any.
OMG!! What a great concept. Verbal Perception Manipulation. I think I know how to handle those collection calls I get.
You got the disease too🤣🤣🤣🤣
Can't say I've ever heard someone talk like that. Very interesting.
My brain refused to focus on it very long, lol
This is nuts. Mr. King is a master. I first encountered double-talk about 1964 in a book about language. There was a short section about Al Kelly with one of his routines that began: "I need not credish nor elongate upon the high purposes of our crombits, which have so unselfishly craded moslamit the fandon of human kindness..." I have carried this with me all this time.
Sounds like this undergrad psychology class I took in college.
He makes perfect sense!!! I also just escaped from Bellevue Hospital.
He's the definition of overusing the keyboard prediction bar.
I agree it totally nullifies any conversation. I myself liked to talk about my work and i've had to practice talking about it for any person, on any level, and make it understandable. It's weird how there's a market for learning how to speak the exact opposite way.
That is pure comedy🤣Take that on the road man!
I feel like I’m listening to someone about to run for President.
3:25 Clap your stump... that's right.. clap it.
LMMFAO!!!!!!!! hahahahah
DUDE! That's my band's name! Stump Clapper! Weird!!!....
I used to work as an academic editor for non-native speakers. The language, when it was grammatically correct, often sounded like this mumbo jumbo.
but.....but that is the gibberish part xD
Thanks to Al Kelly and all those great vaudeville double talkers
I believe all politicians know how to do this.
Absolutely hysterical.
Politicians!
Excellent!
This sounds like when you spam the suggested word above the keyboard
That was warm on a nice hot day and made me laugh cause it was cold this day is a great night
6:30ish shockamanoflaps with all the sparkometers coming out the side
hahahaa what?! I just had to stop and write this at the 01:50 mark.
A real Pro.
Kev'..an esteemed graduate pf Professor Irwin Corey's school of 'Being the World's Foremost Authority'..
At least they got the joke... I doubt anyone would get that here in Malta. They would just keep staring at you.
This has been known in the past as Xjargon
More sensible than Kamala....
rofl...love this..!
comprehension 'splode.
Hypnosis is one helluva drug
Sounds like Michael Eric Dyson in a debate
And today,his student KH thrives living on the dole.
But where is the encabulator
Kamala Harris' sensei.
Its like a Joe Biden speech with less tangents and less stuttering
what is the empire of the 21st century?
At 3:30 that woman is p.o.'d , she had been taking notes .
Reminds me of alan greenspan
Check out the Al Kelly video
@0:37 insanity begins
Very funny
Professor Irwin Corey
Saying gibberish with key words like “life changing” and “21st century” where the audience will pay attention to and almost like fear mongering they get reeled in
Sounds like Joe Biden.
That young representative from New York speaks like this all the time. She just grabs random smart sounding words and phrases and strings it together into pure double talk. (AOC)
id walk out,, sorry
It seems that it is all about the pitch of your voice.
Stanley Unwin.
This art is a lost art except in congress
Vivek Ramaswamy
Swnd me the damn transcript!
Ye liyke Dags?
Donald Trump can do this, and does do this.
So there's no chance of either pleasant or unpleasant conditions? I am so disappointed.
That was a masterful use of run-on sentences and "conjoined" sentences, where the direct object object of the first sentence serves immediately-and with neither substitution nor punctuation-as the subject of the second sentence.
Y'know, some people pay good money to gain this as a pharmacological effect, while many others pay good money for pharmacology to make the effect go away.
Good luck to all in the 21st century empire!
Sam Hydes TedX talk
lol
Oh it’s a practical joke? Seems pretty impractical to me.
I invite you to a free analysis. I see and hear some symptoms of a televangelist. Brother your almost ready to go mainstream. Perhaps a little more twang in your voice will increase your believability.
Antichrist😍
very strange way of speaking
So this is where the Obamic Wonder and the Hillarrhoid learned effective public speaking.
Gablesman888 stay away from paper blankets
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