The Macquarie Telecom SD-WAN Turbo Cloud Encabulator
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- Опубликовано: 25 авг 2018
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Finally, an Enterprise Grade Encabulator that is Hypervisor-Agnostic!
And Block-Chain Data Mining Ready!!!
@@Robert08010 While you could absolutely use the encabulator for it, that’s going to be negative profit. We’ve hardly seen an encabulator work energy efficiently since the retroencabulator, so having it do something as simple as finding prime numbers will invariably make it overheat. If you really wish to follow through with this, I recommend adding more tasks to the stack and attaching a resistive torque hydrogear to the edge of the dingle arm to coax the encabulator out of its default DakotaOP mode.
@@SlimbTheSlime Then I will run it backwards! Viola! I have a retro encabulator that gives off energy rather than consuming it. Top that!
aw c'mon
we had open source hypervisor-agnostic encabulators that were one config away from enterprise since like 2014
@@nosville22 See also " SANS ICS HyperEncabulator " on the channel " SANS ICS "
I'm so glad someone is finally able to bring encabulator technology into the 21st century. I knew someone would do it eventually, but the incorporation of the kubernetes modules is a stroke of genius. Scalable encabulation at real-time speed...? The holy grail! . Brilliant!
You absolutely read my mind! Just what I was going to type as I began to browse… The irony in Encabulation Tech is I’ve spent most of my adult life in Tech. Shift left one degree, or right and try to understand what the tech from that area is doing is in place with a high level understanding of Turbo Encabulation. Whether that be cloud based, NAS, or anything in between. It’s absolutely spot on and the single most hilarious thing I’ve encountered. Now I’ll crawl back into my limited knowledge tech specialty and marvel at just how insanely complicated it all is as well as requires an army of people worldwide to keep it propped up (or not sometimes) 24x7x365.
and no side fumbling
Finally, a good explanation of blockchain technology!
A bit simplistic, though. Good, but it really only covers the basics.
Kudos on a nice adaptation of the turbo-encabulator into non-automotive tech.
It's reckless. Nucleographene is known to cause cancer in the state of California.
@@stoutlager6325 Oh please! That study was done on four people. Hardly representative.
I can see how the automotive industry could benefit from this technology since it has eyed additive manufacturing for graphene cells improving the balance of any parametric shaft!
Yes. That was a classic!!
@@stoutlager6325 what doesn't cause cancer according to California? Lol.
To be honest, this is one of the best ones on the various remakes.
I literally laughed out loud when he mentioned the "pre-extruded Kubernetes containers".
Yes, this one is really good because they invented a new set of terms instead of reusing the old text with minor changes. The encabulatory effect is best archived by building a derivative term set around pre-existing terminology, leading to instant familiarity for an effective suppression of critical thoughts.
The Rockwell Encabulator guy actually made a remake just a few months ago and it was brilliant as usual.
@@Perkelenaattori See also " SANS ICS HyperEncabulator " on the channel " SANS ICS "
@@swiftfox3461me too! 😂
Sounds good and all but how do you prevent side fumbling without the addition of hydrocoptic marzlevanes, maybe that’s not an issue for this cloud variant?
That takes me back! I haven’t seen an operational marzlevane since 1994. We outsourced it for years, but like most in the industry, we moved over to active monitoring via discrete micro-encabulators as as soon as the obvious metacontainerization concerns surrounding them were patched out.
I just use some duct tape.
Easy, just continue to reroute auxiliary power via the lateral hisenfram compensator.
@@noobling8313 1994 was about the time we started phasing them out at the exchange due to unsustainable internal metacontainerisation hardware failures, particularly in the chips on the secondary fumbles (sounds like you guys had a similar issue in cloud but fixed the mess, I retired in 95’ and don’t miss the stress).
An old colleague of mine tells me they are still using HCMVs in Lithuania to this day, can you imagine!.
I can’t fathom what it’s like to make a phone call in that country, must be pure static, wow!
@@dougkinzinger > Easy, just continue to reroute auxiliary power via the lateral hisenfram compensator.
I'm sorry, but I'm here to tell you rerouting that way is anything BUT easy.
Source: I like to eat pineapple pizza
I'm glad they depicted proper use of hearing protection. I know too many network engineers who are practically deaf.
hahaha
I'm in the UK and to be honest, sinosoidial jitteration is still a big problem over here. I hope that one day Macquarie will collaborate with our domestic Telecommunications providers to eliminate the negative side-effects of ambient signal distortion inherent in parametrically infused heliocentric subsystems. It's not too much to ask, is it?
I hear that EE was interested, but there's something about an old patent from Rockwell that caused them to withdraw :( But the malleable logarithmic relays are in use on 5G base stations for mind control
@@TheChipmunk2008 😊
The biggest issue we've had in the States with SWaTE (SD-WAN Turbo Encabulation) is vendor-agnostic protocol-based tunnel diversion in to the Non-Access Strata. Sinosoidial Jitteration is greatly reduced but at the cost of dynamic overhead prevention in the OSI Layer 4 Encabulation instances. We've been able to work around it with hyper-threaded multi-SWaTE VIPs with VRRP ECMP on segmented IS-IS routes redistributed in to iBGP route reflectors, but results definitely vary based on far-end containerized SWaTE VMs. Such a bother!
@@RAWestover Awesome! 😊
@@d2vmusic Why thank you, it was too much fun!
It's good to see someone has finally figured out how to reduce the sinusoidal depleneration of the bituminous spandrels without have to reach for a reciprocating dingle-arm!
The ear protectors cracked me up for some reason.
One of the better turboencabulator re-imaginings.
I wasn’t expecting it either hahahaha 😂
They're actually useful, some of those rooms are LOUD
If you have the opportunity to visit an operational data center, be sure that you use ear protection. The cooling system fans can be deafeningly loud.
I can't wait till we finally make the Quantum Super Encabulator.
that must happen!!!!
I swear it doesn’t matter the industry variation, it never gets old!
This was very good rendition, lots of network terminology stitched together in a great way! Thanks for making your own script instead of a direct copy! Great encabulator video!
It’s never a copy. The other encabulators are built upon previous designs.
the safety ear muffs in the network room gets me every time
Thank you. I died. Sheeeesh
I remember when all encabulators were made of wood
Ah yes: before sinusoidal reverberation was even a thing…
I finally understand Kubernetes. Thanks Macquarie!
Wow, it's great to see the basic ideas of the turbo-encabulator being adapted in cloud based solutions!
Good to see the encabulator go full digital.
How do they prevent the swirving motion of the pana-metric fam?
Hydro-coptic Marzal vanes....duh
Panametric fams are no longer supported as of version 3.4. Contact your customer service representative, or visit the website, to upgrade to the latest version.
I know they're using spurving bearings, but I've heard rumours that next years models will incorprate drawn reciprocation dingle arms.
It might be better to wait.
Different system mate. It is designed with a framework of pre-extruded kuberniedeys container orchestration. This is clearly a different system using similar base principles of operation. Don't even think these two are the same. Did you not hear that it contains 2 rather than 6 distributional ordinances. The side tunnelling of data is practically eliminated with this. Get with the times mate. Sounds like you are leaking indicator fluid.
Regularize the osmithermic polyhetherance using an omnipositive modus. (But only with a half-spin coiler).
This makes more sense than it should.
I love the full-modernization of the jargon. In the original they chose terms no one would have known in 1944, but many, if not everyone, knows today - including the word "lunar," which, since 1969 is literally known by every laymen on the planet who had access to a TV or radio in July of that year.
This, though, could actually hornswaggle someone who was not literate in IT in 2021.
I never get tired of encabulation.
Dude. It's addictive. It'll tear your life apart. But there's a Twelve Step group for it. They can help. I've been recovered from encabulation for almost twenty years (knock on wood). I don't even get a twinge anymore when I see and HP RPN calculator.
For a number of years now, work has been preceding in order to bring perfection to the crudely conceived idea of an edge device that would not only supply granular control packet transmission for use in multilateral data networking applications but would also be capable of automatically binding and synchronizing the asymmetric block-base storage elements.
Today we are proud to announce the launch of the "SD-WAN-Turbo-Cloud-Encabulator" a hybridized new principle of this technology has been implemented where instead of data being transported via relative protocols of multiple labels switched via an oscillating current it is produced through the modial interaction of amalgamated links and aggregated packets.
The new architecture is designed on a framework of pre-extruded Kubernetes container orchestration surmounted by malleable logarithmic relays in such a way that the two spurving headers are in a direct line with the panometric cells they reside on.
The ladder consists simply of two not six distributional ordinances so fitted to the ambifacient ingress and egress points on the portal so that side-tunneling of data is effectively eliminated
Once the hypervisor has been initiated into the multi-tenanted multi-hybrid multi-cloud DevOps have full access to the API thus giving virtualized direct control of the UCPE VCPE and other OSI layer 7 deployments in a manner far simpler than your standard containerization architectures.
The SD-WAN-Turbo-Cloud-Encabulator has now reached a higher level of development and is being successfully used in the operation of reciprico sites to reduce sinusoidal jitteration.
I understood every word of that. My wife is calling the ambulance now.
I like this take on the old Turbo-encabulator idea!
The SD-WAN Turbo-Cloud-Encabulator is the first edge device that synchronizes my asymmetric block-based storage elements how I've wanted them! I've had a suspicion about how relative protocols transported the data with multiple labels, and now I can see that the oscillating current caused it inherently.
Even though I went into this video knowing that it was a humorous parody, it sounded really plausible. Well done!
It’s not parody....
@@MisterK-YT duh!
knowing how the modern tech industry works, i wouldn't be surprised if someone actually made an actual real life equivalent to the turbo encabulator just to sell some bullshit "solution" to a problem that wasn't suppose to exist in the first place.
How does he memorize it all; and how can he get through it without bursting out laughing? Now that's genius!
He's reading it off a teleprompter. Watch his eyes.
Is it a real thing 😂 lol
This should be literally every commercial everywhere
Thanks to Macquarie Telecom we have Cloud Layer Encabulation. We now have the bridge to the Quantum Encabulator. No more side fumbling on the entangled magneto reluctance.
OMG, the amount of buzz words in the first 30 seconds is mind-melting. (and breathtaking)
They improvements in encabulator technology is wonderful to witness.
Okay okay we got it, you don't have to literally spell it out for us.
I just need to read the manual.
SamUnreel no manual needed for something this self explanatory
Newtube You are a funny guy.
@@SamUnreel Real men don't read manuals
I love it! The turbo encabulator lives on.
I want one. the incabulator has been such a boon to every industry that has adapted it for its crudely conceived needs. It is about time for the incabulator to move now into the 21rsgt century.
I love the Hawaii Five-0 theme at the end
"2, NOT 6..."... as if to highlight how customers had always been disappointed with the formerly sub-optimal 6 distributional ordinances.
0:58 "direct line" with corresponding inverse lateral hand gestures
Phew! I was worried about sinusoidal gitteration but they mentioned that at the end.
I'm late to this but I'm glad that Australia is trying to break the US Encabulation stranglehold by the big manufacturers.
The Ozzies have some serious tech!
Excellent twist of an classic.
Glad to see that the Turbo Encabulator has been given a Kubernetes upgrade
I love the Turbo Encabulator and Retro Encabulator. This is EXTREMELY well done! 👏 Bravo
I'm loving this sequel. Turbo Encabulator > Retro Encabulator now the SD-WAN Turbo Cloud Encabulator! Can't wait for the Neutral Complex Encabulator they announced last year.
And don’t forget the upcoming Super-synergistic AI Management Encabulator, to control all other Encabulators!
@@jimtalbott9535 It's unfortunate though that they have yet to resolve one of the basic issues that has been persistently present since the very first version. The transmorphic lubricator pseudo-fluid used on both the trilateral epulator arm, as well as the Marzel vane bearings has been shown to cause the Gimpel Psylotrope Syndrome in anyone coming into indirect contact with it. Treatment is painful and causes the financial depletion syndrome as well. No curative agent has been isolated despite several semi-suboptimal attempts. Government funding has yet to be provided as they're waiting for the highest bidder to make an offer.
It's great to see that the fruition of the many years of research into fregenerary combistulary tregenerism has resulted in an almost completely new understanding of the complexity of the binary genetional robillionary curve resulting of course in a much more stable prenduler environment.
The last 20 seconds are the best! :)
Honestly this is the best one yet
And it was an AD in the end, lmao!
The best thing about this device is that it can be powered by a single Grimace on rotational electrical current generation wheel. You will have to feed the Grimace occasionally and give it proper rest times.
When the Quantum Encabulator is released, I hope to God its video is narrated by Michio Kaku.
I’m absolutely positive this will be on my upcoming ENARSI exam.
Excellent video!
After watching this video, my Internet slowed down. Sounds like a good solution. Where can I get one??
Finally an open API for the encabulator
Simply revolutionary
One massive improvement i've noticed with the SDWTCE is that it reduces hypervisor RBAC utilization (which as we all know is one of the biggest $$$ sinks in the industry) by on average 20% by instead of function overloading the ObjC in the LDAP API which runs in the layer 7, moving to an runtime based on OIDC on top of the block device kernel, running in the much more hyper converged layer 6.
No word on any solutions for layer 8 which is where most of the issues i've noticed with encabulation-based SQL layers comes from
Glad to see some innovation, sonar sidely gitteration. I've been trying to inject a reduction based analysis of microhaptic conductivity, and this helped greatly.
Good idea to wear ear pro! Can’t be too careful...😀😀😀
Those sinusoidal marsalveins will get you every time.
@@Robert08010 especially the space-time flux that comes out from them.
rear speaker if you mitigate sinusoidial jitteration with a conical encoder there should be no space time flux.
@@vockski3173 i thought that funneling the space-time flux thru a digital PWM modulator with a 2 lava lamps plugged in would cancel it out.....
rear speaker interesting. Back when I worked on encabulators we used quantum plasma bilge to achieve modulation. However a modulated modulator and lava lamps could achieve the same thing at a much lower energy. Sounds like a great leap in encabulator tech.
the longest running joke in the world
...and long may it continue to run!
Well done 👌👏
Hawaii 5 O theme song at end. The Magarator.
yes! finally the encabulator in the cloud.
Well done!!
This sounds far simpler than my company’s Kubernetes stack
His accent really helps sell it even more!
We have a new guy in our lab helping to test out some pods comparing several vendors. He's sooo green. I have an evil intention to give him this video and tell him to to compare this to Juniper, Nokia, etc.
omg you are amazing! I've never laughed so hard. these videos are gold, a great addition!
Give this man a raise.
Its got the cloud. I like that.
i never thought this could be remade to incorporate software, but they did it!
Brilliant!
Thank GOD DevOps will finally have access to the API!
It is all fun and games until things reach the macro-defenestration threshold. Be safe.
I'm glad we have 2 not 6 distributional ordinances. I can now sleep better at night 1:04.
I knew I should've majored in encabulation.
Excellent update to the older videos. Older versions where frankly showing their age in a digital world. My only question is that I still have a Supervisor rather than a later Hypervisor. Is it still compatible or do I need a translucent-signal oscillator for compatibility on a 18 ohm bandwidth or can I reuse any existing serial bus cable?
Yes you can
@@mysticwine Dude, no he can't! Do you even technology?
@@deathybrs I even do
I think the Chinese have a cheaper encabulator that Huawei has reverse-engineered. I intercepted an encrypted message during my routine network scan and decoded it.
My boss was in disbelief. Claiming it was "...a static-filled, triple-scrambled microwave transmission between 2 soldiers talking in mandarin Chinese..."
I replied that "...the Chinese were only using a simple polyphonetically grouped 20-square-digit key transposed in boustrophedonic form with multiple nulls..."
I thank my Lucky Charms that I've stayed current with the latest technological application of encabulation, as it relates to my field of Cybersecuity!
Question: Does the SD-WAN Turbo Cloud Encabulator operate in a clockwise or anti-clockwise manner in the Southern Hemisphere?
Those are all real tech words in the IT, in case anyone was wondering. :-)
YYYEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSS you continued the mAdneSs!!!
Fantastic.
I'd love to hear an Australian say "Hawaii Five-Oh".
Thank God he was wearing ear protection walking into the servo room..it had me worried
Been waiting ages for a reduction of sinusoidial jiteration.
"multi-tennanted, multi-hybrid, multi-cloud" ... I'll take five! Where do I sign? 😂
The closest I've ever come to understanding Kubernetes.
Well done...
Love this
Does it interpolate fluid variant atomographics interchangeably or mutually exclusively?
it interpolates fluid variant atomographics dynamically while keeping the asymmetric block-based storage elements fully initialized
So the new cooberneedes technology using hyberscrable dissention is available. Awesome!
Damn I actually knew the definitions to alot of those words for once
Very nice undated application of the turboencabulator to the challenges of data packet management. I can understand why a Dingle Arm is unnecessary and its absence, but side-fumbling at high frequencies obviously is a risk that must be addressed. This video fails to address this vital element, so I was disappointed. A little short on technical details, but perhaps this was dumbed down for the layperson.
I still have some serious concerns about preventing side fumbling of lateral data streams.
Good thing you got that side tunneling of data effectively eliminated lol
also the sinosoidal jidderation made me laugh a lot.
David, this is no laughing matter. Do you know just how many lives were lost, while attempting to backwards engineer this side splitting new technology? One...
Surely you can’t be serious?!
People attempt this and most of the attempts are a failure but this one really works
After getting the Covid vaccine I now understand everything in this video
This is nice but I'm concerned that the need for hearing protection may be an indication of excessive side fumbling
Is there a version available for the US market without the need for a transformer?
Fascinating technology - but does it support Hadoop synergism?
But does it permit side-fumbling of the ICMP dingle-packets? How can it resonate with fluttering marzel-vanes without a base of pre-fabulated amulite?!??
this is the most practical use of the turbo encabulator. bonus points that it actually sounds like something plausible for once...on account of tech industry using bullshit buzzword based advertising nowadays for new networking technology that nobody asked for, "solutions" to nonexistent problems, and and many other things that actually create security vulnerabilities or deliberate violation of the privacy of end users.