Yeah don't fall for this shit. Women can EASILY find a man. They just go for the top1% of dudes and then get mad when these dudes treat them like one of many options lmao. A woman can have a partner within 5 minutes it they want. They just choose not to
Hahaha, I had a guy starting to wee in the bushes during our conversation and I genuienly thought; 'Oh he is so comfortable around me, wow, what an honour, I know nobody that would just start urinating in a bush while I talk about my feelings to him." Turns out that wasn't the case. We were together for 4,5 years officially but knew and dated for about 8. Also, really wish I'd known that it is not normal for men to have maggots in the bin and dead mice behind the cabinets. He convinced me that other men totally had that too, but would just clean excessively whenever we came over. But that all men have those things in the house.
"I could hear him having a wee while he was talking to me" 😂😂😂😂🤣🤣 Practically a proposal of marriage in some countries or the start of a reasonably meaningful long term relationship in Oldham.
lol, I've learned over the years that if I have to play these games, it's not worth it. if they really liked me I would know. and like, even if these mind games work and you get a relationship from them, the quality of that relationship is gonna be terrible because it was founded on deception in the first place.
*I HAD A FRIEND* who was like this, but even more so. Went off to live with him in another country. The last I heard was from the family trying to save her from the abusive relationship they believed she was in...
Ah, reminds me of Wes. A cousin's friend who moved to Norway to meet his World of Warcraft gf... then proceeded to not learn Norwegian, not have a job and then move back. Not quite as dark, obviously.
I saw a new sketch was up on my lunch break been waiting 4 hours to get home and watch a video I know will be about a minute long but the hype is still profound.
Absolutely so hilarious this defies words! Top quality work! Thank you so much for restoring my faith in humanity (I'm so glad to know at least somebody like Giddlydog is seeing how life is for some of us with peeps in our lives like this). xx I imagine there might be more views except for the fact lots of people like this co-exist with the rest of us, and I'm starting to wonder who might be in the minority. Thanks again, Giddlydog xx
Why was this me? It happened SO many times... when I had a crush on a guy and he literally did not care that I existed but was convinced that he really obviously liked me
thats really sad :/ been there. it sucks and they are PRO'S at keeping you hanging on Just blocked somebody who was showing signs of this before he could get his claws in too
it's actually worse than not caring, he cares about you but in a manipulative way, giving you just enough to keep you guessing. if someone truly doesn't care about you, it's like how we treat birds we see outside, just ignored. faded into the background. you'll never be texted, no mixed signals, nothing. it'll be very obvious and you'll get the hint to move on pretty quickly.
@@sabiro2315exactly. She's doing really well in her own time. A media company would force her to work 5 times as hard for 10 minutes of air times, stress her out, and the quality will drop.
@@ayan3789 I am! But the experience also makes me empathise with anyone who fell for a scam, I understand how intense feelings can develop even only using chat (initially).
😂😂😂 this is SO true ! And what’s really enraging it’s that normally it’s the most beautiful, gorgeous, caring girls falling for the worst careless, rude assholes. Typical.
Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear. This will all end in tears. The nicest man is the one you haven't met yet, because the entire person and relationship are in your head, and therefore perfect. Actually, she must have 'met' him on line, or how would he have her number for the intoxicated micturitional bonding? Do you think it's time to move on to real-life flatulent bonding? My advice is this: get to the age when you'll take advice and face reality, get to know men with your eyes wide open, then go out with the one you really like being with. Preferably one who uses the bathroom in private.
I feel bad for these type of women, they haven't experienced any sort of normal "relationship" so they think the bare minimum is a huge thing to be thankful for.
The thing I've grappled with (As someone like this) is feeling like I don't get to decide how much effort someone should put into me. Why do I get to dictate that?
@@bespectacledheroine7292You don't get to dictate how someone behaves. But you can decide whether that's the kind of relationship you want. You get to share your preferences, needs and wishes. It's up to them how they respond to that and up to you to decide what's good enough for you. I hope you accept someone who makes you feel calm and comfortable and never too much :)
Or they think weird games like the times between texts things is normal then cant have a normal relationship with somebody in the absence of that madness.
@@bespectacledheroine7292well you cant really dictate anything to a partner, you couldnt even stop them from going off with somebody else but you can decide you want them to show respect to the relationship and you or that relationship is over. Its like somebody trying to say its 'controlling' if their partner doesnt like them texting multiple exes constantly and breaks up as a result of it. Its not controlling, they are just deciding how they want to live and what they will put up with.
I notice that a number of writers in the comments have a "not met yet" crush on gdiddlydog, which I think must be rather nice for her, providing they don't hide in the bushes and follow her with a camera. I'm far too mature and sensible for that kind of thing, I have an entirely cerebral appreciation of Jade from UpAndAtom, although it can cause simultaneous swooning and weakness at the knees for reasons we don't currently understand.
She fits these roles so well that it's not even funny.
😂😂😂😅
I was genuinely feeling sorry for the woman. Then I remembered it was all a skit
@@i_have_spokenyes!
No one is in my tree. I mean it must be high or low🎉🎉🎉
The teacher on a school trip was spot on!
"Can I come as well"
"I was kidding"
I so accurate to the human experience
Another spot on character that is painfully accurate!
Difficult to watch and hilarious at the same time.
Like every teenager's relationships while they are stuck in their bedroom trying to find a soul mate lol. Nailed it yet again, lass.
Epic boomer moment
@@Fridge_Fiend teenager detected
Yes... I have 2 teenagers, and I'm a 70-year-old teenager myself, lol@@rowingaway
not really but she did nail this type of character
What
Ah yes. Being so desperate to find someone that you genuinely convince yourself you're completely fine with things no one should ever be fine with
Yeah don't fall for this shit. Women can EASILY find a man. They just go for the top1% of dudes and then get mad when these dudes treat them like one of many options lmao.
A woman can have a partner within 5 minutes it they want. They just choose not to
Bang on
Poor duck. Genuinely feeling concerned for this made up character now.
are you from Stoke? They seem to say duck a lot.
@@steviemac2681 I used to live in Nottinghamshire, it's a Midlands thing.
Hahaha, I had a guy starting to wee in the bushes during our conversation and I genuienly thought; 'Oh he is so comfortable around me, wow, what an honour, I know nobody that would just start urinating in a bush while I talk about my feelings to him."
Turns out that wasn't the case. We were together for 4,5 years officially but knew and dated for about 8.
Also, really wish I'd known that it is not normal for men to have maggots in the bin and dead mice behind the cabinets. He convinced me that other men totally had that too, but would just clean excessively whenever we came over. But that all men have those things in the house.
@@Widdekuu91 Let me extend a retroactive poor duck to you too! Men are not sending their best.
Genius script and performance. Just gets better. As good as Alan Bennett or any of them.
How do you not adore this girl
I know exactly how she feels. There is this lovely woman from the North who is perfect. We haven't met officially. She is on RUclips. 😊
Good one
The North of what?
@@dylry86
The south.......of England.
"I could hear him having a wee while he was talking to me" 😂😂😂😂🤣🤣 Practically a proposal of marriage in some countries or the start of a reasonably meaningful long term relationship in Oldham.
"should i set an alarm" too real 😭
No way that’s a thing ppl do 💀
@@RileyFreeman_ i'm using my legal right to not incriminate myself
@@Ana_Ng😅😂😅😂😅
@@RileyFreeman_ I really hope not that would be so desperate its pitiful
lol, I've learned over the years that if I have to play these games, it's not worth it. if they really liked me I would know.
and like, even if these mind games work and you get a relationship from them, the quality of that relationship is gonna be terrible because it was founded on deception in the first place.
*I HAD A FRIEND* who was like this, but even more so. Went off to live with him in another country. The last I heard was from the family trying to save her from the abusive relationship they believed she was in...
jesus.
😓
Ah, reminds me of Wes. A cousin's friend who moved to Norway to meet his World of Warcraft gf... then proceeded to not learn Norwegian, not have a job and then move back. Not quite as dark, obviously.
@@squatchjosh1131classic Wes
@@squatchjosh1131
what an absolute MORON. besides, who wouldn't wanna learn norwegian?
(obviously your boy but yeah)
As someone who accidently fell in love with a dude over 5000 miles away, this hits a little hard lol.
So... You together now, ooooooorr....? 🙊
@@sirbughunter Ha! 8 years later we're still good friends (and literally texting right now). Honestly, I'd still say Yes.
@@AurorXZDid you ever ask him?
Do you send him money for his mum's operation?
800 miles and I haven't met in last 6 years.
I saw a new sketch was up on my lunch break been waiting 4 hours to get home and watch a video I know will be about a minute long but the hype is still profound.
You are one of the funniest comedians on RUclips.
Oh, that ending about waiting to answer. Speaks volumes about people who do it intentionally.
She's just so beautiful, I wish I looked like her!
Unsurpassable acting 🙌
Absolutely so hilarious this defies words! Top quality work! Thank you so much for restoring my faith in humanity (I'm so glad to know at least somebody like Giddlydog is seeing how life is for some of us with peeps in our lives like this). xx I imagine there might be more views except for the fact lots of people like this co-exist with the rest of us, and I'm starting to wonder who might be in the minority. Thanks again, Giddlydog xx
Why was this me? It happened SO many times... when I had a crush on a guy and he literally did not care that I existed but was convinced that he really obviously liked me
thats really sad :/ been there. it sucks
and they are PRO'S at keeping you hanging on
Just blocked somebody who was showing signs of this before he could get his claws in too
it's actually worse than not caring, he cares about you but in a manipulative way, giving you just enough to keep you guessing.
if someone truly doesn't care about you, it's like how we treat birds we see outside, just ignored. faded into the background. you'll never be texted, no mixed signals, nothing. it'll be very obvious and you'll get the hint to move on pretty quickly.
r u trans
It would be great to see someone back her to do more extended sketches on TV. She's not put a foot wrong.
💯
@@PoleReseal For sure she belongs on TV - and not just RUclips!
That may be exactly what causes her to finally slip though.
Yeah, someone needs to set her up with the BBC
@@sabiro2315exactly. She's doing really well in her own time. A media company would force her to work 5 times as hard for 10 minutes of air times, stress her out, and the quality will drop.
Great performance and nothing gets past this talented comedian….👍
"We were going to meet but then he had to cancel to meet a friend" 😬😬😬😬 Too close to the bone there. Too real.
at this rate, the bar is set so high it's crazy seeing how she just keeps going further
We humans are fascinating creatures. Our brain is not always our friend. 😅
Make it "almost never" and you have the average human being! :)
Should I set an alarm, lol. Brilliant.
You’re an amazing actress, ma’am.
Even though we've never met, I tell everyone that you're my soulmate.
so glad I'm married and out of the game. dating is exhausting lol
I met my wife who used to live half the planet away from online but I still remember how bloody cautious I was to make sure it was real.
you are one lucky dude
@@ayan3789 I am!
But the experience also makes me empathise with anyone who fell for a scam, I understand how intense feelings can develop even only using chat (initially).
still in denial, huh :-D
@@saltech3444 I'm still trying to track down wether the family I met was a bunch of paid actors...
That teenage craving for a relationship. Been there 😂
You are so talented.. each one of your videos is perceptive and hilarious!
"I was kidding" hits so hard. D: It's like she had to persuade herself of that because she got some sassy answer... :(
gdiddlydog on fire with the content recently
Definitely -- set an alarm.
We love it when girls set alarms to remind themselves to respond to our texts.
9 hours to respond? I'd leave it 2 days not 2 hours. Brilliant once again. Fiction or not, I worry for this character.
Very funny and talented young lady.
Fantastic. You are so dry and witty. So funny. You are beautiful too.
I was once like this; lonely and hopeful.
Now I'm just lonely
🤗
Brilliant stuff, Gdiddlydog! You bring much happiness to my days with your spot-one funniness :-) Xx
😂😂 Brilliant as ever
The pathos in this clip is wonderful.
Literally used ro record myself doing these little role-plays 😂😂😂😂 love it
Should i set an alarm😂
I heard him having a wee 😂
Shes such a cutie.
great points girl! 😅😅😂😂
I had a friend who was like this 24/7 lol 😂
This is crazy because I'm in love with her and we haven't met either
Perfect
‘He didn’t tell me…I just looked it up’ Comedy gold and so, so true. But I’ve never done that 🙈😜
Funny but I met my guy online and things were never that way but then again we video chatted a lot and he was very genuine and open before we met. ❤
So Good....I guess,everyone regardless of gender, has been through these types of relationship(s)...Only to be heartbroken later😮
Oh, I'm pretty sure this , is , the real her. She really, is , so sad. I so feel for you, my dear.
This girl is a comedic genius
Damn that 9 hours to respond hurt 😢 I'll move to England for her 😅
I feel for her. The lonliness is something i identify with.
Another superb video. Wonderful!
😂😂😂 this is SO true !
And what’s really enraging it’s that normally it’s the most beautiful, gorgeous, caring girls falling for the worst careless, rude assholes. Typical.
😂😂😂 brilliantly executed 👌
she's perfect
Thanks, I appreciate you too G
This one hit way too close to home 💀
Literally me.
Then I ghosted the dude, when one fine day the truth hit me.
haha, i even got engaged this way - only the guy broke it up (thankfully)
This is funny and sad at the same time 😂😢
Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear. This will all end in tears. The nicest man is the one you haven't met yet, because the entire person and relationship are in your head, and therefore perfect. Actually, she must have 'met' him on line, or how would he have her number for the intoxicated micturitional bonding? Do you think it's time to move on to real-life flatulent bonding? My advice is this: get to the age when you'll take advice and face reality, get to know men with your eyes wide open, then go out with the one you really like being with. Preferably one who uses the bathroom in private.
That reads like you think this is real.
@@steviemac2681It's believable.
Its good to know he's thinking of you while having a piss. If the relationship moves on he'll call you while having a dump.
Have you watched The Mighty Boosh? You definitely have Howard's comedy style, maybe it's the northerner in you? 😆
"when he rang me....that one time"
This red sweater somehow competes the skit
This is absolutely your red tone 😍
Yes, set an alarm. I'm sure he'll be happy to hear from you :)
Yep spot on . Love sick long distance relationships lolol
3 hours at least. Play it cool.
You are so creative,❤❤❤❤
I would never fall in love with someone I've never met.
-Me, being in love with gdiddlydog
Wish she was in love with me😂
I have a huge crush on her, so you're not alone 😂🤣
Lol same
These never disappoint. 🤣
PLEASE NO. NOT THIS ONE. LET ME DREAM😭😭😭
"Oh Honey..."
When I saw her I knew she was the one.
Ngl I thought this was going to be about a celebrity, they are the only guys I have ever been this delusional about and dedicated to 😂😂
Oh please chanell 4 give this girl her own show
You should have your own TV show.
Ladies, if a man likes you he'll make sure you know about it. And as always, actions speak louder than words
This one was hilarious.
I feel bad for these type of women, they haven't experienced any sort of normal "relationship" so they think the bare minimum is a huge thing to be thankful for.
The thing I've grappled with (As someone like this) is feeling like I don't get to decide how much effort someone should put into me. Why do I get to dictate that?
I feel personally attacked. This is too too common for sheltered women from conservative &/or religious backgrounds/upbringing.
@@bespectacledheroine7292You don't get to dictate how someone behaves. But you can decide whether that's the kind of relationship you want. You get to share your preferences, needs and wishes. It's up to them how they respond to that and up to you to decide what's good enough for you. I hope you accept someone who makes you feel calm and comfortable and never too much :)
Or they think weird games like the times between texts things is normal then cant have a normal relationship with somebody in the absence of that madness.
@@bespectacledheroine7292well you cant really dictate anything to a partner, you couldnt even stop them from going off with somebody else but you can decide you want them to show respect to the relationship and you or that relationship is over. Its like somebody trying to say its 'controlling' if their partner doesnt like them texting multiple exes constantly and breaks up as a result of it. Its not controlling, they are just deciding how they want to live and what they will put up with.
I notice that a number of writers in the comments have a "not met yet" crush on gdiddlydog, which I think must be rather nice for her, providing they don't hide in the bushes and follow her with a camera. I'm far too mature and sensible for that kind of thing, I have an entirely cerebral appreciation of Jade from UpAndAtom, although it can cause simultaneous swooning and weakness at the knees for reasons we don't currently understand.
She's great! 😄
oh you poor thing... 😉
I feel deeply sorry for this fictional character although I've only known her for just over a minute
So real and so very sad !
I could get lost in those eyes.
0:46 Im in pain. never again
I've been called out. It's more romantic this way, okayyyy.
🤣 should I set an alarm
I've been in the 9 hours 2 hours thing so many times except it's more like two days 30 minutes.
She's definitely a bit mental, I love her.
Why doesn't this girl have her own TV show? She's a modern day Dawn French!
Please. Dawn French is not funny. This woman is far superior to Dawn French.
Jennifer Saunders at the very least, surely??
@@BanjoPixelSnack No, she's just as unfunny as French.
@@Illustraful Catherine Tate?
@@runrig97 Yes she's better than any of them. Point is she should try to find an agent and she should have her own TV show.
I'm taking my exam for "Legion of Men" certification and was sent here to know the enemy.
Ah shucks I feel the same way too.
Always fantastic! 😂
The detail that this guy is probably a walking red flag makes it all the more painful/funny
It’s not scripted…. She just goes off into her world and NAILS IT
Personally attacked.