Olympic French Pole Vaulter on His Giant Dong

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  • Опубликовано: 14 ноя 2024

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  • @TheGore44
    @TheGore44 Месяц назад +1150

    WALLY GET THE CARDS😂😂😂😂

  • @alphabrainwave
    @alphabrainwave Месяц назад +1056

    I am so tired of all this poll-watching. I miss the days when we were all just pole-watching.

    • @dominikdalek
      @dominikdalek Месяц назад +32

      Mark Robinson is pole-watching every day, don't you worry.

    • @thanatosirons
      @thanatosirons Месяц назад +11

      That was solid.

    • @Ron-Ayres
      @Ron-Ayres Месяц назад +6

      @@dominikdalek With a side-order of extra cheesy pizza... 🤢

    • @Darwin_is_my_copilot
      @Darwin_is_my_copilot Месяц назад +3

      👏 👏 👏

    • @Vort_tm
      @Vort_tm Месяц назад +8

      You really went long for that joke.

  • @Leblribrbrrq
    @Leblribrbrrq Месяц назад +424

    This is the revenge for Surprise Inspection. It's Surprise Weekend Update.

  • @VickIngInTheSky
    @VickIngInTheSky Месяц назад +413

    Because of our accent, in the Southwest of France we do say pardong 😊

    • @samanthamaynard4447
      @samanthamaynard4447 Месяц назад +22

      Missed opportunity to say "pardong-moi."

    • @juliaconnell
      @juliaconnell Месяц назад +16

      🤣 - that's hilarious - thank you for sharing 😘

    • @fosterfuchs
      @fosterfuchs Месяц назад +9

      @@samanthamaynard4447 Pardong-moi, would you have any Grey Poupong?

    • @EriqKoontz
      @EriqKoontz Месяц назад +1

      🤣😂👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

  • @BrittsBees
    @BrittsBees Месяц назад +414

    Wally get the cards!!

    • @Sonichero151
      @Sonichero151 Месяц назад +17

      Wally was not just in on it. He reveled in doing it

    • @gilenasimons7081
      @gilenasimons7081 Месяц назад +5

      I smell a tee shirt! 😆👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼🤣

  • @RamadaArtist
    @RamadaArtist Месяц назад +31

    I love that Andy Samberg in real life behaves exactly like Jake Peralta. Dude wasn't even playing a part, he was just being himself while wearing a detective badge.

  • @YouCallThataKnife253
    @YouCallThataKnife253 Месяц назад +235

    Finally, an authentic French accent on television

  • @Paulo-1999
    @Paulo-1999 Месяц назад +331

    All of this just a couple of baguettes away from the "My doink fell off" mummy with Andy's face on it.

    • @francescaa8331
      @francescaa8331 Месяц назад +1

      Exactly

    • @juliaconnell
      @juliaconnell Месяц назад +1

      yeah my thought exactly! & so nice to see the rest of Andy, not just his face 😉

    • @jenn976
      @jenn976 Месяц назад +3

      Exactement!!

  • @thepadonthepondbythescum
    @thepadonthepondbythescum Месяц назад +106

    The baguette thrusts at Seth, you got him to defend, he touched it! Triumph, victory is yours!

  • @TheJoFer88
    @TheJoFer88 Месяц назад +281

    I saw this show live!! Pinching myself that I got to see these two friends and genuinely funny people in their element :)
    Seth was so warm throughout - my favorite late night host for sure

    • @cristinaf3844
      @cristinaf3844 Месяц назад +4

      How fun!

    • @mustangmaniac614
      @mustangmaniac614 Месяц назад +4

      Had the chance to see the show live when he was in DC back in 2016 and he was awesome! Also got to meet Marge Helgenberger from CSI who was sitting a few rows in front of us.

    • @benzaiten933
      @benzaiten933 Месяц назад +1

      did Seth really not know about this bit? it was a lot of fun!

    • @MsJellyBellyLove
      @MsJellyBellyLove Месяц назад +1

      @@mustangmaniac614 Your comment just sent me down a Helgenberger rabbit hole that ended in China Beach!

    • @TheJoFer88
      @TheJoFer88 Месяц назад +2

      @@benzaiten933 Oh, they did.. but that still doesn't take away how fun it was!

  • @AngrySanta-o3f
    @AngrySanta-o3f Месяц назад +38

    Joy. I missed these. The pole vault guy did not get enough jokes, this was magnificent. Looking up the podcast now

  • @TheLettybird
    @TheLettybird Месяц назад +15

    I nearly suffocated laughing at “a windshield wiper for trucks.”

  • @amywarhaft8297
    @amywarhaft8297 Месяц назад +8

    The "how you say.."s were cracking me up so much. Absolutely love when Andy is on the show. The guests this week have all been Seth's fav guests I think and it was fun to see him extra giddy.

  • @UncleJimmi_ID
    @UncleJimmi_ID Месяц назад +24

    4:55 The baguette position 😆

  • @Churro_Flaminguez
    @Churro_Flaminguez Месяц назад +92

    In typical fashion, my face hurt from laughing so hard after this 😅

  • @JaKhris
    @JaKhris Месяц назад +27

    "Not even… a little bit?": 😄
    French people, hearing "little «bite»": 🤭

    • @jbeutell
      @jbeutell Месяц назад +4

      Exactly the comment I expected!

  • @kingboarhog
    @kingboarhog Месяц назад +60

    It's good we got the importance of being earnest out of the way first. Hilarious.

  • @clindholm9396
    @clindholm9396 Месяц назад +25

    Simultaneously juvenile and delightful. Poking Seth with the baguette - chef’s kiss!

    • @bradmodd7856
      @bradmodd7856 14 дней назад

      glad someone found it delightful!

  • @KevinOConnell00
    @KevinOConnell00 Месяц назад +163

    Between Kevin Smith writing a piece for Seth and Andy Samberg I hope that we get more segments of people drawing Seth into a weird skit of some kind.

    • @Leblribrbrrq
      @Leblribrbrrq Месяц назад +9

      It's the revenge for Suprise Inspection. :D

    • @amywarhaft8297
      @amywarhaft8297 Месяц назад

      I was thinking the same thing! Both were so delightful

  • @DNTXPCTMCH
    @DNTXPCTMCH Месяц назад +15

    😂❤ Earnestly, thank you for every laugh. I wish Andy was a guest more!

  • @primis82
    @primis82 Месяц назад +64

    I love these 2 so much 😂😂😂

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage Месяц назад +174

    A bruised pole is no joke, guys.

    • @alden1132
      @alden1132 Месяц назад +13

      A broken pole is worse...

    • @StarLord-o9v
      @StarLord-o9v Месяц назад

      @@alden1132Yeah, you can heal a bruise, a broken dick is a horrible thing.

    • @CanItAlready
      @CanItAlready Месяц назад +6

      You're confusing a bruised pole with identify theft.

    • @michaelscot4816
      @michaelscot4816 Месяц назад +3

      ​@@alden1132 troof. Ahhhhh, college! 😂

  • @alden1132
    @alden1132 Месяц назад +101

    The original joke is "how I can make my 🥖a foot long? Fold it in half!" This version is evem more clever, lol.

    • @alexlasher2525
      @alexlasher2525 Месяц назад +4

      More cleaver

    • @thorr18BEM
      @thorr18BEM Месяц назад

      ​@@alexlasher2525 🔪

    • @JohnnyJustafriend
      @JohnnyJustafriend Месяц назад +4

      I thought the Punchline was going to be "Go out for the Winter Olympics because of the......how do you say.....shrinkage?"

  • @demisavage77
    @demisavage77 Месяц назад +75

    Been waiting for Seth and Andy to cover this Olympic sized story 😂

  • @Nothing_Israel
    @Nothing_Israel Месяц назад +16

    I have watched this twice now and will probably watch this 10 more times this week.

  • @CalamityCannon
    @CalamityCannon Месяц назад +97

    After this, how could anyone question Samberg's ability to seamlessly move into purely dramatic roles? 😂
    (FR though, Palm Springs is one of my favorite movies of the last... decade? Not exactly drama but not only goofball either)

    • @roarmalf
      @roarmalf Месяц назад +8

      Definitely Sci-Fi drama, one of my favorites as well, excellent movie.

  • @---l---
    @---l--- Месяц назад +78

    Wally is the best Co-conspirator

  • @claudiamiller7730
    @claudiamiller7730 Месяц назад +7

    As it rains and rains and RAINS here in NC - this was a great clip to start my day. Thanks, Seth & Andy!!!💙

  • @TragoudistrosMPH
    @TragoudistrosMPH Месяц назад +9

    Andy Samberg has the happiest looking smile I've ever seen 😁

  • @lyds2232
    @lyds2232 Месяц назад +5

    i’m really glad andy got to use his full range of impressions this week

  • @Scraps4Bitz
    @Scraps4Bitz Месяц назад +199

    Tre bon... Andy's French was unpardonably un poco español.

    • @PsuedoNymrod
      @PsuedoNymrod Месяц назад +7

      I was thinking this, too. 😆

    • @MadAboutBrows
      @MadAboutBrows Месяц назад +10

      Solo un peu!!

    • @PopeLando
      @PopeLando Месяц назад +37

      Didn't you mean "unpardongably"?

    • @juliaconnell
      @juliaconnell Месяц назад +9

      😂oui, d'accord - (which is an much as my one year of learning French many moons gets me) - this and j'aime aller à la discothèque

    • @jkap34
      @jkap34 Месяц назад +3

      Psh, both are romance languages, close enough

  • @christicronkhite6398
    @christicronkhite6398 Месяц назад +107

    Oui Oui or wee wee?

  • @vickywitton1008
    @vickywitton1008 Месяц назад +10

    These two are wonderful together ❤

  • @davidserlin8097
    @davidserlin8097 Месяц назад +44

    I think the French pole vaulter and Triumph the Insult Comic Dog are cousins.

  • @Mene0
    @Mene0 Месяц назад +8

    "I'm gonna hijack this whole thing" 😂😂😂

  • @MadDragon75
    @MadDragon75 Месяц назад +13

    It's just nice to laugh at somebody's gift instead of their fails, this was a gifted fail. 😅

  • @spacemachete
    @spacemachete Месяц назад +16

    Never change Andy.

  • @MariaVosa
    @MariaVosa Месяц назад +1

    Every second of this is PERFECTION!
    Especially Andy getting back at Serh for phoning him up during Corrections.

  • @MorningAngel
    @MorningAngel Месяц назад +37

    This was so silly. I will say though, as a native French speaker, his accent was surprisingly good. It sounded less outlandish than what comedians usually go for!

    • @ningenJMK
      @ningenJMK Месяц назад

      I imagine they get dialect coaching on SNL

    • @icantollie
      @icantollie Месяц назад +2

      Andy Samberg has been to France multiple times. Like all good impressionists he's good at picking up accents

    • @MorningAngel
      @MorningAngel Месяц назад

      @@icantollie I know you may think that, but the reason I mentioned it is because of the sheer volume of terrible French accents I have heard in my life! 😂

  • @juliancisthebest
    @juliancisthebest 25 дней назад +1

    Something about the way Andy says “my gift” just sends me 😂😂

  • @benperrier
    @benperrier Месяц назад +37

    A master thespian at work!

  • @jasonlee22
    @jasonlee22 Месяц назад +64

    Lost opportunity to have a new my doink fell off photo

    • @a.d.peterson1981
      @a.d.peterson1981 Месяц назад +1

      Said this above. Don't try to catch Jackals out. lol

    • @c016smith52
      @c016smith52 Месяц назад +2

      🤦🏻‍♂ how did they miss that? 🤣 (by about a FOOT)

  • @js27-a5t
    @js27-a5t Месяц назад +14

    I like how his French accent sounds Spanish.

  • @gregbors8364
    @gregbors8364 Месяц назад +43

    In Paris they call it the “Royale with Cheese”

  • @trilby5546
    @trilby5546 Месяц назад +3

    Vaulters knees began the fall of the bar and wedge just pushed it over.⭐️

  • @AtoZFarm
    @AtoZFarm Месяц назад +9

    I appreciate that the pole vaulter sounds a little bit like Triumph the Insult Comic Dog. 😂

  • @raradis
    @raradis Месяц назад +2

    Again, the spirit of Norm is with these two..
    "On account of.."
    I love you twos and miss the other!

  • @ruthbugeja3992
    @ruthbugeja3992 25 дней назад +2

    Ok.. This made me realise that we definitely need Lonely Island to produce another sports mockumentary like the tennis and Tour de France one they did. Also love how long after the event happened this idea came up.

  • @tripsclone
    @tripsclone Месяц назад +4

    I am 51 going on 52. When I was 11 I had my own TV in my room and began watching Late Night with David Letterman every night. That meant to get to Letterman each night I had to watch Johnny Carson. Years later my wife & I discovered The Daily Show w/ Jon Stewart in 2003 and watched it everyday. Then adding The Colbert Report. SNL was a staple in my life and when Seth ran things w/ Tina & did the Weekend Update together something happened. That gel made the show, the segment, the players transcend comedy that somehow brought us from watching, adoring fans to feeling like we knew eachother. Sitting down and watching was like hanging out w/ friends. I don't want to disparage any other late-night so I won't. What I will say is that it's very easy for me to put you on the short list of the best late night talk shows/hosts of all time.

  • @jacobweaver384
    @jacobweaver384 Месяц назад +5

    That man weaponized that baguette!

  • @IAmFJ1
    @IAmFJ1 Месяц назад +6

    This is funny but Seth being that uncomfortable is also very funny. 😄😁
    - it was so long ago.
    - you know what else is so long.
    - I do. [and says it like he's considering retirement.]

  • @loberd09
    @loberd09 Месяц назад +78

    Correction: Andy should have said 30.48 cm not 1 foot. Not only does France use Système international d'unités (the modern version of metric) but the organization that coordinates it (Bureau international des poids et measures) is based there.

    • @D-S-9
      @D-S-9 Месяц назад +16

      Correction Correction… In France he would be speaking French, so in translating to English he was also kind enough to translate the units into American.
      But, you say? He should be fully metric and therefore not know what a Foot is?
      Of course he knows what a foot is, he has two of them he uses to step over his enormous gift.

    • @VanGhost420
      @VanGhost420 Месяц назад

      You must be the hit of the party.. or...u must get hit at the party... prob the later

    • @natebash2004
      @natebash2004 Месяц назад +3

      @@VanGhost420You must not watch Corrections.

    • @D-S-9
      @D-S-9 Месяц назад +3

      @@VanGhost420 Firstly, please watch corrections. Become a Jackal and enjoy a fun community of people who nitpick-pick every single detail in a way that’s always done in good humour.
      And secondly, “latter.”

    • @ecamp6360
      @ecamp6360 Месяц назад +2

      He also should have kissed him on both cheeks when he came out.

  • @Tintinstan7678
    @Tintinstan7678 Месяц назад +9

    I love them both so much

  • @brianmoore5498
    @brianmoore5498 Месяц назад +6

    very nice laughs in a trying time. thanks

  • @chrisbarry9345
    @chrisbarry9345 Месяц назад +5

    1:49 don't even give his name 😂

  • @maxborn7400
    @maxborn7400 Месяц назад +220

    Seth is just in awe of Andy's character work, and clearly jealous too.

    • @Ktcsr17
      @Ktcsr17 Месяц назад +11

      Not to mention his impeccable impression of Kate Winslet. Seth saw that and signed up immediately for another session at impression camp

    • @Anotherfunnyword
      @Anotherfunnyword Месяц назад +12

      You know what else he is jealous of?...
      It's his, how you say? grande geeft.

    • @mileskosik472
      @mileskosik472 Месяц назад

      Seth just needs to spend more time at impressions camp, clearly.

  • @gratefuljackal8183
    @gratefuljackal8183 Месяц назад

    I love their podcast so much! And of course love when Andy and other close friends are on here 💙🐾🐾

  • @SS-cr7hj
    @SS-cr7hj 20 дней назад

    Thank you, Sandberg. This was fabulous 👌

  • @CoffeeVampyre
    @CoffeeVampyre Месяц назад

    So much fun! I really enjoyed this!!

  • @sarak.1742
    @sarak.1742 Месяц назад +8

    Pardong 😂😂😂

  • @anziocc
    @anziocc Месяц назад +20

    "you know what else is so long"

    • @AsifKhan-hf9zy
      @AsifKhan-hf9zy Месяц назад +1

      so long............. sh long

    • @Zimani08
      @Zimani08 Месяц назад

      The “exasperated” ‘yes, I know’ was Seth speaking for all of us

    • @8__vv__8
      @8__vv__8 Месяц назад

      This bit?

  • @nikolaaswright6028
    @nikolaaswright6028 Месяц назад +6

    I like his french accent turning kinda Yiddish😂

  • @AC3handle
    @AC3handle Месяц назад +9

    I am deeply disappointed no reference was made to the mummy "I lost my doink"

  • @paulvoorhies8821
    @paulvoorhies8821 Месяц назад +1

    Love the raspberry beret. Nice touch.

  • @jobejeffers9177
    @jobejeffers9177 Месяц назад

    Amazing friendship! Everyone needs good friends!!

  • @DallasTaylor
    @DallasTaylor Месяц назад +6

    Encore! Encore!! 🎉😂

  • @allenjeannette4350
    @allenjeannette4350 Месяц назад

    so timely. I love it

  • @saxpert
    @saxpert Месяц назад +1

    Andy is great and funny. Should be more often on the show.

  • @canadaclaret
    @canadaclaret Месяц назад +5

    Félicitations de Belgique! Bravo, Andy. How you say? ...j'en ai adoré.

  • @amberd.883
    @amberd.883 Месяц назад

    Nailed it. Best. Cameo. Ever.

  • @fezenstein
    @fezenstein Месяц назад +3

    damn you andy sandberg... i just spat fizzy water and a piece of sandwich onto my monitor at the phrase - "pardong"

  • @maloojisloves6586
    @maloojisloves6586 Месяц назад

    OMFG this was absolutely hilarious!!! 😂 My sides were hurting from laughing so hard. THIS is why I laughed when I saw Andy in the trailer for a serious movie with Kate Winslet. 😂

  • @cornstarch28
    @cornstarch28 Месяц назад

    Andy is such a treat to have on!

  • @chrisbarry9345
    @chrisbarry9345 Месяц назад

    These two together are one of the few things that can make me honestly belly laugh when life isn't getting me any reasons to. IMMEDIATE subscribe when they mentioned the podcast!

  • @elliotbrent
    @elliotbrent Месяц назад +1

    These guys are hilarious,🤣😂

  • @sarahmitchell821
    @sarahmitchell821 Месяц назад +1

    "It was Andy this whole time!" :D

  • @davidalbro2009
    @davidalbro2009 Месяц назад

    I love that we are still talking about this.

  • @Titanticore
    @Titanticore Месяц назад +6

    Why was Seth interviewing Triumph the Insult Comic Dog?

  • @olorin4317
    @olorin4317 Месяц назад

    I needed a good giggle fit. Merci.

  • @stevelebreton3489
    @stevelebreton3489 Месяц назад

    Merci ❤

  • @SarahZakrzewski
    @SarahZakrzewski Месяц назад

    I love Andy so much

  • @Altobax
    @Altobax Месяц назад +1

    I suggest people watch the great episode from Last Week tonight where Monica Lewinsky talks about how comedians kept making fun of her for years was part of her going down, and then remember the athlete everybody laughs about is 22 years old. So, to most of us (and certainly Andy Samberg and Seth Meyers), a kid.

  • @AntonetteMarsteller
    @AntonetteMarsteller Месяц назад +5

    Andy will do literally anything to not talk about this podcast.

  • @parsnipguy2986
    @parsnipguy2986 Месяц назад +2

    When I heard “do you know how I could lose a foot?” I immediately thought the answer was going to be “cold weather”.

  • @judyhowe2082
    @judyhowe2082 Месяц назад +1

    Thank you for the genius that is Andy Samberg❤

  • @SindhuKoler
    @SindhuKoler Месяц назад

    Made my day. ❤️

  • @FluxyMiniscus
    @FluxyMiniscus Месяц назад +2

    Andy’s giving strong Mel Brooks vibes in this one! Bravo!

  • @SweetAngel8642
    @SweetAngel8642 Месяц назад +4

    At this point Andy is just actively campaigning to get more bobble heads on Seth’s desk

  • @kerch-e
    @kerch-e Месяц назад

    We love you guys. Fckn fun

  • @sorkinfanatic
    @sorkinfanatic Месяц назад

    All the giggling!!!

  • @kungfuqueen2720
    @kungfuqueen2720 Месяц назад

    Love that his French Olympian impression sounds like Triumph the Insult Comic Dog LMAO.

  • @ImekaSF
    @ImekaSF Месяц назад +1

    Flawless French impression, no notes.

  • @SUPER_WOLFMOON
    @SUPER_WOLFMOON Месяц назад +4

    My favorite interview question....
    What color
    Are you MOST
    afraid of?

  • @ErosXCaos
    @ErosXCaos Месяц назад +26

    His parents knew early on that he had a knack for the sport because he could get into his crib on his own.

  • @stephen3164
    @stephen3164 Месяц назад +4

    Andy doing the whole bit without breaking - amazing!

  • @paulbuntine
    @paulbuntine Месяц назад

    Wally! GET THE CARDS!!😂😂😂😂😂

  • @julianochs8221
    @julianochs8221 Месяц назад

    „It happended so long ago” - “Really? For me it felt not really long in comparison.” 😅

  • @chrishsu2728
    @chrishsu2728 Месяц назад

    I’m very sure this joke will land very well in Foggy Paris Town. Plus, glad Andy finally got his Vulure award for best of Late night.

  • @theshark2005
    @theshark2005 Месяц назад

    i wish he was back in SNL he is so hilarious!

  • @MoltoMorendo
    @MoltoMorendo Месяц назад

    So good