Hardly Working: Killing Hitler
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- Опубликовано: 8 ноя 2012
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Pat, Dan and Owen will end his reign of terror, or cry trying.
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Wow, they're having a hard time beating the final boss from Wolfenstein.
No you didnt.
@@thedepression950 umm u don't get the joke
@@plaquepoint no i got the joke. Read the comment with angry voice
@@thedepression950 Ooh I read it with a sassy voice. And a Z snap.
Omg I just watched that Wolfenstein video
CH: Can we borrow your son for a sketch?
Parent: oh sure why?
CH: to play a six year old hitler
first
I was literally thinking that
@@wyldevin dude why did you say first
Okay
@@wyldevin Last
"Why are so many people trying to kill me? I'm just an artist" - Hitler, 1914
DoctorFosterGloster i believe he joined the army in 1914
because of the amount of time travellers trying to kill him
Ben Foster Time travellers
Ben Foster I
quote
I was expecting Owen to go back in time even further to stop Hitler's parents from getting together, but then becoming Hitler's father himself.
That would have been hilarious
Well, he would have been a better father than Adolf's father, that's for sure.
DarkCyberElf (Mylon Requiem) And why is that?
Sigurjonsig Because Hitler's father was a drunkard who beat him constantly. Adolf's mother was the only person in the world he cared about for a long time until he met his wife Eva.
it's weird writing a comment after 2 years,but bro what're you saying is pure bs,Hitler's dad wasn't a bad dad,he was a state official and in Mein Kampf Hitler never stated anything about him being beaten up constantly(anyway it was normal at that time,you don't judge past family based on today's morality),his mother died way before he met Eva and he never truly love Eva,he was in love with his niece which killed herself being restricted from being lovers with some guy,after she died he meet Eva.The reasons Eva became smth in Hitler's life is because she had continuous suicide attempts and Hitler took pity on her.
Are we just gonna not notice the fact Hitler invaded nobody on the map and just named the capital Owen Sux.
He changed priorities
Invading Poland Or naming the capital Owen sux
He clearly made the right choice
Well, no, he must have since that map definitely wasn't Germany's borders.
@TheMetalCrusade No, it looks like pre-ww2 borders. Lithuania still has memel, and the czechs still have the sudetenland. It isn't modern German borders if that's what you mean.
Im german and didnt undersand anything they said in german :D haha but it was hilarious in my opinion
It was a pretty hardcore American accent
me too
SnikkasHD I didn't understand anything either
SnikkasHD "dieses Torte flascht"?
Maam Moos Du bist totes Fleisch
You gotta give Hitler credit for being able to grow a mustache at such a young age
"Lets go back in time to write beetles songs before the beetles do"
OMG did they just predict yesterday
0:21
some one - *Beatles
Wait what happened?
@@macbeth8393 its this movie where they write beetles songs before the beetles do- i dunno last year i was into choir and it was about the beetles music so i knew alot about that then. lmao i don't even remember writing this comment, strange
Wait didn’t Owen skip mister snodgrass’s class? How does he know who hitler is?
Nah man they watched the first couple minutes of X-Men, he knows all about Hitler now
@@nivekthezombie6767 i thought he walked out cause it was offensive to mutants
@@danielmallory4687 to know how it treated mutants he has to have seen it, so he must have watched a little before that. Probably right after he invited the Wolfenstein dudes over.
“Man, name one person that was screwed over by hitler more than me...”
Amir cries in the background.
Just like Louis CK said: "I love how people assume they can kill Hitler just because they have a time machine. Like no one ever thought to kill Hitler while he was alive."
This never made much sense? I'm current timeline, you'd only Jane thought about killing Hitler after his atrocities, by then which he would not have been easy to kill since he'd be full on Dictator at that point with bodyguards, an army surrounding him, fortress walls etc. Of course you'd only try once you knew of how crimes, amd also have access to period where he was more vulnerable.
@@TenjinZekkenyou leave Jane out of this. This is our dance
But if you killed Hitler, then he would never have committed genocide, and therefore you wouldn't have had any reason to travel back in time, thus creating a paradox. In fact, this is the same problem with going back in time and changing _anything_. It just doesn't work.
Sam S Ohh you're so fucking smart, it's almost as if every person on this planet didn't already know of this paradox.
Sam S And we find a solution for that in one of the Weeping Angle episodes of the new Doctor Who. Use said time machine to warm yourself of what's to happen and tell them they have to do whatever it is you did and warn their version of themselves that they have to do the same thing, and that the warning just has to be continuously passed on and done. That keeps it working. Sure, the event will still happen up to the point it's fixed over and over and over, but it won't get past there.
***** Ah, this makes a lot more sense. Thanks.
You don't know what you're talking about You don't need to make a huge drama of it.
Techiastronamo I'm not. I'm retorting a stupid remark with a sarcastic comment.
Also, if you didn't want to make a "huge drama", you wouldn't have commented on the post and brought it back up. So, apparently, you want some kind of drama to be stirred up.
alright. . . . .i'll bite. . .. how much did you guys pay that kids mom to let him participate in this?
We paid 7 strudels, 10 schnitzels, and 13 dreidels.
"He's a dead man, or as the Germans say...(soapdish in German)" I cracked up
3:12 I love how the whole building goes into instant panic when Hitler arrives. It’s like NPC’s instantly responsible to danger in a game 😂
If I had a time machine I would go back in time and add sauce to my cheese burger I had 2mins ago...
Me too, it tasted bad without some nice ketchup!
But then your burguer would have sauce and you don't have a reason to add sauce to it, you don't time travel and never has sauce. Then this repeats itself infinitely
“He’s got good reach”
That joke was so clever
I heard "he's got good Reich"
Mind explaining?
@@100twistthethird7 reach=Reich
@@100twistthethird7 reach sound like reich, Hitler was trying to make a 1000 year reich
@@willinton06 if you pronounce it right reich is pronounced like rike
i like how the girl was so calm about mid hitler's arrival
0:21 Collegehumor came up with the plot to "Yesterday"
And their summary was as good as, if not better than, the movie.
3:17 "deedis total flush!"
i heard jesus turtle flesh
Actually, if you kill Hitler you create a paradox because he never would have existed to do the things that he did, so you would end up not going back to kill him, and then it would go over and over and over.
The face that you guys made a map where you returned Germany and Poland to its pre ww2 borders but nothing else changed just for this is astonishing.
...or as the Germans say "Seifenschale"?
LOL WTF? I've never been hearing any German saying this. :P
Marcel Mustermann *seifenscholle?
People say they'd kill hurler, I say I would stop the Hans Ferdinand assassination, Look it up.
nah you know nothing about the longer term causes and other shorter causes of WW1. The assassination was simply the trigger.
There was already tension between the countries, so even if you stopped the assassination, the countries would've just used something else as an excuse to fight.
Franz not Hans idiot.
Mathew Willis
Autocorrect.
Mathew Willis
How the heck should i know? It autocorrects "hahaha" to cambodia
"name one person that's been screwed over by hitler more than me"
I miss this cast
Sadly getting rid of hitler or even changing is childhood like maybe saving his little brother probably wouldnt prevent any of the atrocities cuz someone else would do it instead
For every decision made an alternate reality is created, an infinite amount of parallel Earths a Multiverse.This is just a concept from DC comics( don't take seriously)
Actually if you change something like FUCKING WORLD WAR II you will basically destroy... make non existent almost every human from 2015... changing 70 years is pretty much big deal. And somebody's existence can be canceled just by making another sperm reach first, a small push or 1 sec may do it. Also I kind of like the world as it is... and the war helped more than it destroyed, for back times it was bad but for our generation is gold over gold.
For you are Eobard thawne, from the future meaning you know lots about the paradoxes
Seth Tward of course i am the time traveling speedster from the 25th century. Although i use time travel for my personal gain don't really care about anything else ;)
Sounds like the plot of Bioshock Infinite
Young John There is no evidence to support that theory. None at all. It's bogus, non-scientific fantasy.
"Let's go back and write Beatles songs before they do"
"Dibs on Piggies"
😂
You should have just gone back and made the Treaty of Versailles different.
It’s 2018 and this is still my favorite hardly working.
2:05 they set up the Wolfenstein sketch of not having Owen know who Hitler is. Continuity win
"hey are you Hitler?"
"that's my name don't wear it out"
He would say that
That 'soap dish' remark got me laughing.
They should have sent Owen first. He could have used his grandpa's inner circle connections to get Hitler's guard down.
"lets go back and write beatles songs before beatles do"
They made a entire movie about a throwaway line in a collegehumor sketch
Whatt??...a movie about someone rewriting beetle songs Just came out *mindblown*
As a german i find your lack of german skills amusing :P
"I guess I'd better go destroy the time machine before we do any more damage to history." That line reminds me of Back to the Future parts 2 and 3 where Doc Brown tells Marty he wants to destroy the DeLorean time machine.
If I ever get a timemachine, I'm going back in time to write all the best songs ever.
Oh snap baby Wolfenstein End Boss has a gun
OMG A VIDEO IS NOT FULLED WITH SCREAMER LINKS AND BOB SPAM!
(excluding mine)
Hey, I'll have you know you scraped my elbow too, and Adolf payed me to kneel behind you.
I don't know what's worse. Changing history with major casualties or going back to kill a kid. Even Deadpool didn't do it.
My god the ads on youtube these days
Wait is 5.8" considered really tall?
No. The joke was that that height is normal/short compared to the average male, and yet Pat made it sound like a big deal.
heyyyyyyyy 5'8" is NOT short......... Average male height is 5'8"........... So its pretty average.....
not in Scandinavia, 5'11 is kind of average
He was 5'9. This is late but idc.
In addition, I'm taking a rough estimate but I think Pat would be quite a bit taller than 5'8".
0:21 they invented the movie yesterday before it was made
-and write beatles songs”
“Dibs on Piggies” LMAO
Think about the technological losses that would occur.
That Would Create A Paradox Thank God You Don't Have A Time Machine
+Dalek V-1 ... ok... Dalek.
EDUCATE!
+Indoor Kite You Want Me To?
+Dalek Bees You type annoyingly.
0:20 I LOVE THE BEATLES!!❣️❣️
imagine being the parent of the child that played child hitler and being like "wait WHAT!? I THOUGHT MY SON WAS GOING TO ART SCHOOL!"
Well, to be fair, so did Hitler.
I'm german and I have no fucking idea what little Hitler said
He said: "Ihr seid totes Fleisch" with an very english accent, hard to understand.
Does "dead meat" have the same idiomatic meaning in Germany as it does in the States, or would a German give you a serious WTF look if you referred to someone as "totes Fleisch?"
Most germans would probably look at you with "you okay?" since dead meat isn't anything special here.
>really tall
>5'8
choose one
>tries to greentext on youtube
Thewonderfulwizardoftheweb
>tries to make fun of greentexting while greentexting
Have fun on reddit buddy.
www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/sarcasm
+Chase Brewer I 100% guarantee you use Reddit
+Thewonderfulwizardoftheweb I don't know why I opened that.
Reads comments while advertisement is running. Sees video is bad. Saves 3 minutes of life.
Holy shit this gave me a coughing fit from laughing and now people will think I got the Corona cough.
Soapdish? Really? Do they?
...yes...
How do you know that?
Owen's lines are sooo good.
The multi-universe theory solves all time travelling issues. Every time you travel back in time, you create a new alternate universe.
This video was from a time in America when you could say "Hitler is bad" and everyone would just agree with you.
This is why my "back in time" strategy is to simply grab resources that would otherwise degrade due to disuse or inaccessibility.
I miss these guys.
With a time machine though you are morally obligated to stop every bad event in history
I need a loop of owen saying "WOAH!"
I like how they can make a sketch about killing Hitler with a time machine, but keep the entire video in one room and have it still be hilarious.
exactly... no need for violence... give him a tight hug too he really needed that
Still waiting for the sequel, Hardly Working: Killing Osama
0:14 LOL laughed so fucking hard XD
Snake isn't an insult. That's horrible. Snakes, like all animals, are amazing, beautiful creatures.
Humans are animals, and no more special than any other creature.
LMAO when the "Koreatown" reference hits!
"Name one person who's been screwed over by Hitler more than me" LMAO
that is true, my explanation assumes a linear timeline where events proceed a-b-c, but a timeline in flux could allow a-c without b ever occurring and avoid the paradox
Remember when hardly working was a series and not every episode
"Write Beatles songs before the Beatles do"
...that's a movie now.
Called "Yesterday"
I'm gonna go back in time, and tell someone in the past that someone in the future will come back and stop me from telling you this.
Don't worry Dean Winchester cleaned up their mess.
the writing is so original
"Dibs on piggies!"
Hilarious.
That Beatles song thing is a movie now
0:21 i guess this is where the movie yesterday got its idea
Is nobody going to address the irony of him trying to kill Hitler with a Soviet weapon?
@0:21 the plot of Yesterday (2019) 😂
That kid was totally what I would imagine him to be as a kid. Well done.
I thought Owen doesn't know who Hitler is and his grandpa was just a huge Wolfenstein fan.
I used to do the “WOW” thing to my brother all the time
Huh, that's weird, Poland is still there, as you can see on the Owen sux map.
unless he teleports to exactly the same date
Lol. Dan and his relationship with Koreatown is very interesting.
Solid arguments right here.
Professor Hulk : "First of all, that's pathetic..."
Unless we're working using multiverse theory in which case you'd create an offshoot timeline but end up back in your world unless...
I read the news today oh boy a lucky man had made the great Beatles songs oh I love them
Loved that Beatles reference!
My ass going back to the 1910’s and making sure hitler passed art-school.
I can confirm that after watching the other hitler vid and watching this gave me a art institute ad
If time travel were possible, going back in time would be impossible.
Is anyone else reminded of that one episode of Clocksuckers?
Sooooo looks like I found the inspiration for the movie "Yesterday"... hmmmm
Owen has to be the best cast member ever, him and josh
The best cast members ever to have worked at CollegeHumour (minus Trapp)