The Charming Mr. Hitler ('The Britishes')

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  • Опубликовано: 22 окт 2014
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  • @nfactorial4074
    @nfactorial4074 8 лет назад +7275

    This is Adolf if he was accepted into the Art college

  • @SanchezMixWEBS
    @SanchezMixWEBS 8 лет назад +3160

    "no one is perfect!"
    "not yet."
    "what?"
    "nothing! let's go dance!"

    • @mememaster8512
      @mememaster8512 6 лет назад +7

      SanchezMixPlays first comment on your comment xd

    • @stegosaurus6654
      @stegosaurus6654 6 лет назад +29

      A comment on a comment is called a reply.

    • @sushrut3670
      @sushrut3670 6 лет назад +11

      Stegosaurus Thank you for bestowing us with your valuable knowledge.

    • @stegosaurus6654
      @stegosaurus6654 6 лет назад +7

      You're welcome young pupil.

    • @Apenimon444
      @Apenimon444 6 лет назад +6

      The brilliance in that line..nobody's perfect-not yet

  • @erwinthedodo9205
    @erwinthedodo9205 8 лет назад +5335

    "nobody's perfect."
    "Not yet." You broke me lmao

    • @makmoncman8720
      @makmoncman8720 8 лет назад +83

      That joke went right over my head the first time.

    • @jacktaylor8306
      @jacktaylor8306 8 лет назад +9

      +Mak Moncman I still don't get it

    • @hellbach8879
      @hellbach8879 8 лет назад +23

      He wanted to make the perfect race
      +Virtual Viking +Mak Moncman

    • @jacktaylor8306
      @jacktaylor8306 8 лет назад +1

      +-Bob Bob- hahahahah thanks

    • @jackenvexnaros231
      @jackenvexnaros231 8 лет назад +21

      Yep, he wanted everyone alive to be scandinavian...

  • @xboxvault8717
    @xboxvault8717 8 лет назад +4536

    "You can tell a lot about a person from the color of their eyes."
    Lmfao, ooooh boy.

  • @DNACat-uk2kg
    @DNACat-uk2kg 8 лет назад +4927

    "I heard a horse once it made this sound. MEH!"
    That's me at every party.

  • @Honeey-moth
    @Honeey-moth 8 лет назад +2745

    Oh the subtle hints. "You can tell a lot about a person by the colour of their eyes" "really, just TEAR across Europe" and the dancing at the end.....oh dear Hitler. Oh dear.

    • @maheshkatta9278
      @maheshkatta9278 8 лет назад +15

      I didnt get the eye reference.

    • @cyberschn1tzel997
      @cyberschn1tzel997 8 лет назад +73

      +Sarah Studios i think its kore about the german masterrace, blue eyes, blonde hair

    • @melloncollie8164
      @melloncollie8164 8 лет назад +16

      I think that it might have been that he thought that the master race would be composed of people with blonde hair and blue eyes. But don't quote me on this.

    • @chrisdelinquent3577
      @chrisdelinquent3577 8 лет назад +15

      it's a reference to the blue eyes

    • @peterdietrich8810
      @peterdietrich8810 8 лет назад +92

      "Hitler? Start his own party? Perhaps I will." "Nobody's perfect. Not yet."

  • @brianhabing5076
    @brianhabing5076 8 лет назад +518

    in 1912, Hitler's mustache was full width. He didn't cut it to the iconic length and width until after an incident in a trench during WWI in which his over sized mustache allowed poison gas into his gas mask.

    • @heuclmeucl-heucl5351
      @heuclmeucl-heucl5351 8 лет назад +69

      +Brian Habing And this is how he mutated into megahitler, and with his new found superpowers he fought paganism around the world.

    • @Seadog7981
      @Seadog7981 8 лет назад +34

      +Brian Habing In 1912 he was no one and nothing. He was a poor beggar artist. No one of noble birth would deal with him.

    • @hihams6993
      @hihams6993 8 лет назад +25

      +Brian Habing I bet you're fun at parties.

    • @enemyground5236
      @enemyground5236 8 лет назад +26

      Unfortunately, this isn't common knowledge to most people. So they most likely kept the classic hitler 'stache so all audiences could understand and laugh at the jokes

    • @sixmill70
      @sixmill70 8 лет назад +6

      +Hihams what makes you think hes goes to partys he proably spends his night prowling youtube waiting for mistakes

  • @Superhynek1
    @Superhynek1 8 лет назад +948

    "I am a simple guy, I see a thumbnail with Hitler in it, I click it."

    • @keeman7994
      @keeman7994 5 лет назад +5

      Its been two years any luck?

    • @ryanazira7886
      @ryanazira7886 5 лет назад

      @@keeman7994 oh hello there

    • @lololololy6303
      @lololololy6303 5 лет назад +3

      Your not alone man its normal

    • @keeman7994
      @keeman7994 5 лет назад

      @@ryanazira7886 hehehe yeaa boiii

    • @modernsurvivalist5769
      @modernsurvivalist5769 5 лет назад

      Why are we just now commenting on this comment on the same day. Its been 2 years

  • @Axe5197
    @Axe5197 9 лет назад +683

    If it's 1912 hitler wouldn't have his toothbrush mustache. He would actually have a normal handle bar mustache.

    • @MrDingez
      @MrDingez 9 лет назад +135

      Mr_Diddlez He probably wouldn't be hanging with the bourgeoisie in Britain either.

    • @chrisdilapi4085
      @chrisdilapi4085 9 лет назад +78

      RUclips: the only place people critique the mustache content of a tyrant like dictator from the 40's who killed over millions of people.

    • @Axe5197
      @Axe5197 9 лет назад +116

      BigC 122 Excuse me if I want humor to be historically accurate.

    • @Darman2361
      @Darman2361 9 лет назад +30

      Mr_Diddlez You just made it more humorous with these comments, thank you.

    • @gunstock3
      @gunstock3 9 лет назад +4

      So you watched the world wars on the history channel also?

  • @TheBc99
    @TheBc99 8 лет назад +735

    Lord British should do audiobooks. He has a great voice.

    • @slacknhash
      @slacknhash 8 лет назад +29

      +Benjamin Rome Clarke I'm pretty sure he does. Or at least he is well-known for his voice work. That's Peter Serafinowicz.

    • @TheBc99
      @TheBc99 8 лет назад +2

      Phil Smith I will look him up!

    • @illiminatieoverlordgurglek140
      @illiminatieoverlordgurglek140 8 лет назад +16

      Phil Smith
      YOUU AAAR EIN WIZARRD, HARRY! RUN AT ZE WALL ON ZE TRAINSTATION UND GEHE NACH SSSSWEINSTEINNN!! WE MUSS BUY YOU AN OWL UND A WAND FIRST! LOOK AT ALL ZE WIMSICAL PEOPLE! LOOK AT ZEM I SAY! ZE MUGGLES HAVE NO CLUE! NO CLUE!

    • @dasiypotterhead3217
      @dasiypotterhead3217 6 лет назад

      Benjamin Rome Clarke he's Sctanley from the couples retreat movie (Stanley with a C)

    • @sv32099
      @sv32099 6 лет назад

      Illiminatie overlord Gurglekoks then it will get banned again in America for being "Nazi sympathizers" lol

  • @SuperPeacebreaker
    @SuperPeacebreaker 8 лет назад +2027

    I never think, that I shall see... A CLOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUD as fluffy quite as thee!

    • @kheme9248
      @kheme9248 8 лет назад +6

      😹😹😭

    • @nikhilsrajan
      @nikhilsrajan 8 лет назад +2

      +TheFalloutGuy111 Are you for real?

    • @nikhilsrajan
      @nikhilsrajan 8 лет назад +2

      +Nikhil Sasi Rajan Nope, he wasn't.

    • @elessartelcontar6343
      @elessartelcontar6343 8 лет назад +62

      +Nikhil Sasi Rajan his last recorded words were that he regretted being so kind and that he wished he had been ruthless like Stalin.

    • @khaled3248
      @khaled3248 6 лет назад +1

      I am ded XD

  • @_Lucary
    @_Lucary 7 лет назад +527

    I NEVER THINK
    THAT I SHALL SEE
    A CLOOUUDD
    AS FLUFFY QUITE AS THEE

  • @CobaltFlytrap
    @CobaltFlytrap 9 лет назад +603

    It must be hard, living with a brain that can't accept comedy like this.
    I shiver at the thought of having such a curse...

    • @danshoshan3380
      @danshoshan3380 9 лет назад +22

      people who their grandfathers have gone through the holocaust and have heard their stories are really offended by this i guess.
      i mean the guy killed over 5 million people

    • @oliownstersamsung
      @oliownstersamsung 9 лет назад +10

      ned nashosh well both no and yes, not Hitler per say killed them , but he recruited people to do it for him

    • @danshoshan3380
      @danshoshan3380 9 лет назад

      Oliver Hansson he killed them nonetheless

    • @CobaltFlytrap
      @CobaltFlytrap 9 лет назад +21

      ***** It's mocking Hitler... It's not like they are supporting what he did. Sure, they are showing things that could offend you, but I am sure that it is all just for humor, as this was in fact made by "College Humor"

    • @tiegank
      @tiegank 9 лет назад +37

      But this video is not, in any way, saying that Hitler or his actions were right, its mocking the fact that before WW1 (because this is set in 1912) lots of people succumbed to his charm and otherwise thought he was a good person. It was after WW1 that he actually started to hate the Jews, gather followers etc. Take a history class once in a while, and also take ironic humour lessons while you're at it

  • @ironichoneybadger5066
    @ironichoneybadger5066 8 лет назад +2735

    Not everyone is perfect.
    Not yet

    • @ironichoneybadger5066
      @ironichoneybadger5066 8 лет назад +41

      it was legitimately the best part of the video XD

    • @dom9979
      @dom9979 7 лет назад +6

      IronicHoneyBadger I get it now!

    • @joseneto5833
      @joseneto5833 7 лет назад +3

      HAhahahahhhaha!

    • @bthy384
      @bthy384 7 лет назад +15

      Aryan superiority

    • @Sean-cr7xk
      @Sean-cr7xk 4 года назад

      I stil don't get it, please explain

  • @johnzackarias11
    @johnzackarias11 2 года назад +35

    Lord British's lines are absolutely hilarious, and Peter Serafinowicz really plays the role to perfection. His delivery is immaculate.

  • @gtnick86
    @gtnick86 8 лет назад +439

    The people who write some of these CollegeHumor videos are brilliant!

  • @dylanisntsimping
    @dylanisntsimping 8 лет назад +772

    Nobody's perfect
    Not yet
    What?
    Shall we dance?

  • @marklewis8435
    @marklewis8435 7 лет назад +165

    Nobody is perfect
    Not yet
    *fucking dies*

  • @MelancholyPanda13
    @MelancholyPanda13 8 лет назад +645

    let me show how we dance in germany xD

  • @areebah4555
    @areebah4555 7 лет назад +915

    "How hard can it be to stop Adolf Hitler?"
    Surprisingly difficult actually.

    • @Daylon91
      @Daylon91 5 лет назад +18

      That was the joke bud. Everyone knows the world didn't really take him seriously enough

    • @idealist4910
      @idealist4910 5 лет назад +10

      you just need almost the whole world.... not a big deal

    • @justmerc1642
      @justmerc1642 5 лет назад +7

      Quite simple, pray he invades during the winter.

    • @noodletheanimelover729
      @noodletheanimelover729 5 лет назад +9

      Actually very easy, barely an inconvenience.

    • @dishwasherdetergent3366
      @dishwasherdetergent3366 5 лет назад +4

      @Ishir Mehra the us barely played a part. It was the Russians who cornered Hitler in 1945.

  • @lawrencedangel215
    @lawrencedangel215 8 лет назад +885

    this is so wrong, but i love it.

    • @hi14993
      @hi14993 7 лет назад +29

      actually this is fairly accurate before he came to power. He was by all accounts considered the most eligible bachelor in Europe at the time. His public speaking skills and talents in art tended to make him appear more attractive to many.

    • @lawrencedangel215
      @lawrencedangel215 7 лет назад +9

      hi14993 I found out he was new York times man if the year in 1934, I think. Don't always trust the mainstream media, check for yourself.

    • @haleighwichmann9834
      @haleighwichmann9834 7 лет назад +10

      it is wrong but it is hilarious this is the fifth time I have watched it xD

    • @toasterdogg
      @toasterdogg 4 года назад +1

      Lawrence Dangel He was man of the year in 1938, as a result of his diplomacy with other countries, expanding Germany’s borders.

    • @zachbrannigan3184
      @zachbrannigan3184 3 года назад

      Kravik No, at the time this was set(1912)he would have been homeless. This was before WW1 when he enlisted to get off the streets, he then joined the Nazi party after because he was mad about Germany's loss

  • @PettyPranks
    @PettyPranks 9 лет назад +1759

    I made a sandwich today and totally forgot to put mayo on it.

    • @ABombIsCool
      @ABombIsCool 9 лет назад +49

      'PettyPRANKS', not too sure

    • @plusminusducky5488
      @plusminusducky5488 9 лет назад +68

      eeem there are like 60 still living victims of the holocaust and im pretty sure none of them have even heard of college humor....

    • @zZALexTHEGr8Zz
      @zZALexTHEGr8Zz 9 лет назад +12

      Wow, im sure your channel is a barrel of laughs after such a fun a comment

    • @iballistic7553
      @iballistic7553 9 лет назад +1

      Then you would be dead

    • @doctor4422
      @doctor4422 9 лет назад +3

      By your appearance from your channel, I state that untrue.

  • @tobzt9090
    @tobzt9090 8 лет назад +123

    "nobody's perfect"
    "not yet.." LMAO

  • @IIAndersII
    @IIAndersII 5 лет назад +50

    1:38 " How hard can it be to stop Adolf Hitler?"
    Oh god you don't wanna know.
    YOU DONT WANNA KNOW!

  • @lilmizbrown5703
    @lilmizbrown5703 8 лет назад +317

    Oh look its Precious Plum

  • @vaidisjond7875
    @vaidisjond7875 7 лет назад +154

    How hard can it be to stop Adolf Hitler?
    Nobody did yet. He's alive in RUclips, making great comments.

  • @brinaverdnik1236
    @brinaverdnik1236 8 лет назад +999

    He seems so nice in this video tho

    • @lelgie601
      @lelgie601 8 лет назад +30

      +Adolf Hitler or Romanian or Slav or anyone that's not Aryan

    • @Blipse0
      @Blipse0 8 лет назад +53

      He wasn't so bad at first but his service in ww1 broke him and turned him into a madman

    • @brinaverdnik1236
      @brinaverdnik1236 8 лет назад +1

      +nicolofantini Well fck... I'm Slovenian

    • @lelgie601
      @lelgie601 8 лет назад +1

      +Brina Verdnik yep I'm Southern European

    • @brinaverdnik1236
      @brinaverdnik1236 8 лет назад +3

      +fluffy kins ww1? The thing is he went mad because they didn'r accept him at the art academy

  • @aidand.7911
    @aidand.7911 8 лет назад +68

    "I Want everyone to associate the Britishes with Hitler" "You really think it could happen?"..... Aaaaand he failed

    • @californiabrotherhood8114
      @californiabrotherhood8114 3 года назад +1

      Aidan D. If he was accepted to the art academy

    • @aidand.7911
      @aidand.7911 3 года назад

      @@californiabrotherhood8114 bro I completely forgot about this comment lol. Been a while

  • @DjRuccy
    @DjRuccy 9 лет назад +440

    What do you call a person who professionally generates maps of the world?
    A cartographer.
    What do you call an academician who studies the global distribution of resources or cultural characteristics?
    A geographer.
    What do you call a person who is ignorant of global geography?
    An American.

    • @DarkKnife1100
      @DarkKnife1100 9 лет назад +24

      Nah a person who generates maps of the world is an architect #inception

    • @blackopsy9
      @blackopsy9 9 лет назад +70

      What do you call non-Americans?
      Jealous.

    • @DjRuccy
      @DjRuccy 9 лет назад +40

      BlackXero X
      Jealous of what? Arrogant idiots?

    • @DarkKnife1100
      @DarkKnife1100 9 лет назад +60

      BlackXero X definitely jealous of americans.. no one can do school shootings like them.. or scaremonger

    • @bluflare12345
      @bluflare12345 9 лет назад +8

      Dj Ruccy Before you make any more comments, you might as well remove your profile picture of GOOGLE, AN AMERICAN COMPANY's no internet screen. THEN, you may diss americans.

  • @TheScoutnation
    @TheScoutnation 9 лет назад +68

    omg, XD. that "travel" bit though

    • @iannachazel
      @iannachazel 9 лет назад +9

      I really want to tear across Europe. lol

    • @jennyjayes6360
      @jennyjayes6360 9 лет назад +6

      Maybe get a little bit of russia

    • @notdarell6951
      @notdarell6951 9 лет назад +13

      Poland (1939), France (1940), maybe push from Greece to Northern Africa (1941-1942) and try to fit Russia in (1941-1942) and maybe tear across Europe (1939-1942) XD

    • @rex999ful
      @rex999ful 9 лет назад

      Haha

    • @historicalsongarchive
      @historicalsongarchive 9 лет назад +1

      ***** Almost, but not Russia :P

  • @JonnesTT
    @JonnesTT 6 лет назад +22

    "I want everyone to associate the british with the name Adolf Hitler"
    Wow, this guy... Will either never get a job again, or be hailed as one of the best actors to this day for not laughing himself to death...

  • @evarose2999
    @evarose2999 7 лет назад +53

    "Not yet." Made me choke on my water.

  • @Sahsa590
    @Sahsa590 9 лет назад +17

    "Really tear across Europe" "The Devil himself". I see what you did there college humor

    • @iniesta1501
      @iniesta1501 9 лет назад +6

      'No ones perfect, ''not yet' ahahhaha college humour pls

  • @sonicscrewdriver01
    @sonicscrewdriver01 9 лет назад +113

    I don't get why people are getting butthurt over this. I found this funny and I'm a British Jew.

    • @TheOldBlackShuckyDog
      @TheOldBlackShuckyDog 9 лет назад +13

      Oh you're a British Jew that makes everything ok.

    • @sulleh7127
      @sulleh7127 9 лет назад +21

      Jack McConnell He was stating the fact that he didn't take it in an offensive manner. Learn to cope with what people mean.

    • @TheOldBlackShuckyDog
      @TheOldBlackShuckyDog 9 лет назад +2

      ***** Very poorly worded, learn to cope? Dude i'm not going through therapy because of one guy. And besides yes that's one way his awnser could be taken, however I personally think he meant he found it fine so everyone else should. And no he never openly stated it, but he heavily implied it. And that's actually a very American dialect for a Brit.

    • @MyoticTesseract
      @MyoticTesseract 9 лет назад

      Jack McConnell There's not enough in his comment to determine his dialect.

    • @TheOldBlackShuckyDog
      @TheOldBlackShuckyDog 9 лет назад

      Michael T. S. There's not a lot but, butthurt and just the general way he thinks his comment is the only one which matters.

  • @sylphid96
    @sylphid96 8 лет назад +37

    0:26 "Seriously, what is your glitch?" Gonna say this all the time now.

  • @albatra0z_ovaries282
    @albatra0z_ovaries282 8 лет назад +89

    something about a fluffy cloud ... omg you broke me

    • @khetnhio
      @khetnhio 7 лет назад +16

      I never think
      that I shall see
      a Kraut
      as fluffy quite as he

    • @yan.mac.6323
      @yan.mac.6323 7 лет назад +3

      Johnny I thought it was a cloud as fluffy as thee

    • @khetnhio
      @khetnhio 7 лет назад +1

      Diabetes On A Stick yeah prob right, that accent makes it very hard to distinguish tees from dees

  • @TheaterRaven
    @TheaterRaven 7 лет назад +22

    Hitler: Let me show you how we dance in Germany . . .
    I was honestly expecting him to break out into the Guten Tag Hop-Clop. XD

  • @maximzaporojan6966
    @maximzaporojan6966 4 года назад +25

    Actually almost everything is correct here. He was a normal child with a strict dad, and after his beolved brother died he became depressed and starting draw art and making poems like an emo. But instead of getting successful on it like it shows here, he became homeless and was in poverty.

  • @stevaniw7321
    @stevaniw7321 8 лет назад +66

    i think the writer was drunk

  • @Tigercup9
    @Tigercup9 7 лет назад +41

    "No ones perfect" "not yet" "What?" "Nothing, care to dance?" Fucking gold.

  • @The1Helleri
    @The1Helleri 9 лет назад +17

    I thought that was great. Imagining an Adolf before he was *Hitler*. All the little clues there must have been. And, yet how clueless most who met him probably were at the same time. Taking a satirical poke at the idea...It's simply brilliant. Dark comedy given a light touch.

  • @unspokendesign
    @unspokendesign 9 лет назад +29

    This really was quite amusing, actually one of the better sketches CollegeHumor has done.

    • @unspokendesign
      @unspokendesign 9 лет назад

      in my opinion

    • @I-VisiBomb-I
      @I-VisiBomb-I 9 лет назад +1

      Your opinion is bad and you should feel bad.

    • @unspokendesign
      @unspokendesign 9 лет назад

      FireFrenzy I didn't say it was "the best", I just said it was "actually one of the better sketches", and in the past few months (not all time, and not including Jake and Amir which is quite regularly entertaining)

  • @CullenBoyer
    @CullenBoyer 7 лет назад +26

    "Nobody's perfect"
    "Not yet"

  • @MegaKoutsou
    @MegaKoutsou 8 лет назад +193

    A little disappointed for not using Wagner for Hitler's "dance"

    • @VRichardsn
      @VRichardsn 7 лет назад +1

      It is not an SS march, IIRC.

    • @Meirstein
      @Meirstein 7 лет назад +9

      Richardsen It's not an SS march per se, as it was written in 1866. However, it was one of Hitler's favorite pieces of music, and was constantly used by the nazis in their propaganda pieces.

    • @VRichardsn
      @VRichardsn 7 лет назад +1

      Meirstein
      Exactly.

    • @MrDeutschGerman
      @MrDeutschGerman 6 лет назад +3

      +Meirstein Baffles me how Hitler would enjoy a march commemorating the defeat of his country ....

    • @Adamdidit
      @Adamdidit 3 года назад

      @@VRichardsn but Hitler did idolize Wagner and got more than a few of his ideas from him.

  • @ZombieFighter95
    @ZombieFighter95 9 лет назад +186

    Damn, this has to be the worst comment section I've ever seen.

    • @NS88crew
      @NS88crew 9 лет назад +14

      Be afraid, jew!

    • @ZombieFighter95
      @ZombieFighter95 9 лет назад +28

      Sorry, I'm not afraid of anyone who thumbs up their own comment.

    • @NS88crew
      @NS88crew 9 лет назад

      Kaisergun Yeah, you can eat your own shit of course.

    • @ZombieFighter95
      @ZombieFighter95 9 лет назад +5

      NS88crew You can? I assume you're speaking from experience?

    • @NS88crew
      @NS88crew 9 лет назад

      Kaisergun No, i am not citizen of JewSA or Israel. We have no such traditions.

  • @TheDownToEarthMan
    @TheDownToEarthMan 9 лет назад +43

    Taking offense to this is too much, it's not offensive to you. Finding it in poor taste and being disgusted by it is perfectly fine, however! Just know the difference next time people.

    • @TheRentars
      @TheRentars 9 лет назад +2

      i find it not funny is that okay ?

    • @sMAXtie
      @sMAXtie 9 лет назад +1

      I just got into a shitstorm after criticizing the poor taste ...

    • @TheDownToEarthMan
      @TheDownToEarthMan 9 лет назад

      sMAXtie Some day people will learn.

    • @sMAXtie
      @sMAXtie 9 лет назад

      TheDownToEarthMan Especially the statement "You're German and therefore biased. You just don't get it." was present in nearly every comment I got for my critique -.-

    • @TheDownToEarthMan
      @TheDownToEarthMan 9 лет назад

      sMAXtie It's alright, lots of people are quick to attack when they feel like their opinions on racism, sexism, or touchy subjects are the end-all be-all of fact. Therefore Germans can not show any sympathy towards Jews and blah blah blah. I blame a lack of proper education, but on the bright side at least some one understands where you're coming from

  • @anthonyjuliani6269
    @anthonyjuliani6269 8 лет назад +22

    3:15 This is Hitler's personal journal! Now I... uh... I can't read it because it is in German, but it seems to contain material most sinister! XD

  • @brightwolf123
    @brightwolf123 8 лет назад +26

    ah charles chaplin what a nice fellow

  • @strawberrybleach7715
    @strawberrybleach7715 9 лет назад +263

    oh the good 'ole days. i was a smooth beast back then...Charlie chaplin had nothing on me
    mien deutschland was a thriving beautiful country back then

    • @deli_isle
      @deli_isle 9 лет назад +7

      Adolf Hitler Actually it wasn't. It was very poor with extremely high inflation rates, part of the reason why Germany entered WW2.

    • @GreatFox42
      @GreatFox42 9 лет назад +7

      SpookyScarySkelemon Ah, but this is 1912. WWI, which is mostly WHY Germany was in such a state, didn't happen for another two years.

    • @strawberrybleach7715
      @strawberrybleach7715 9 лет назад +4

      SpookyScarySkelemon it was bad for poor people.But im rich

    • @deli_isle
      @deli_isle 9 лет назад

      Jamie Noble Sorry, hadn't noticed that time period. Also I knew that wasn't the only reason Germany entered WW2. I said it was just a major reason.

    • @clevercat9774
      @clevercat9774 9 лет назад

      Und war mien kampf... Ha

  • @annareed317
    @annareed317 9 лет назад +40

    This is one of the best collegehumor videos.Every joke was so clever and well done.There should be a part two

  • @connorjackson9459
    @connorjackson9459 6 лет назад +6

    Little known fact,when Hitler drew, the section he struggled the most was drawing faces but, he was awsome at drawing buildings.

  • @rexcristallospada6496
    @rexcristallospada6496 6 лет назад +18

    "Just tear across Europe"

  • @DridgeDEU
    @DridgeDEU 9 лет назад +87

    It isn't offensive at all - I am from Germany and we looove Hitler-parodies and satires. Trust me, we have masses of them! That's why this video doesn't feel that funny to me - there are way funnier, more precise and innovative parodies out there than that.

    • @theevilmasterofhugs2
      @theevilmasterofhugs2 9 лет назад +3

      for some reason I find that really nice to know. :) thanks

    • @Mecawallace
      @Mecawallace 9 лет назад

      ***** If people didn't like anything that offended one particular dude then the world would be a very boring place.

    • @TheBugDestroyer
      @TheBugDestroyer 9 лет назад

      *****
      muslim and katholics are able to dislike stuff too , u know ;)

    • @TheBugDestroyer
      @TheBugDestroyer 9 лет назад +2

      *****
      Why is it necessary to know if hes a jew or not?

    • @TheBugDestroyer
      @TheBugDestroyer 9 лет назад +1

      Knipp Udd
      Kann ich verstehen :/ :)

  • @verward
    @verward 9 лет назад +58

    you can say what you want, but hitler easily was the most influencial politician in the 20st century.

    • @verward
      @verward 9 лет назад +1

      ***** yeah but he killed himself, consider that harakiri.

    • @schlaumensch
      @schlaumensch 9 лет назад +2

      he was
      ... unfortunately ^^

    • @nozaku1191
      @nozaku1191 9 лет назад

      Oh ya he was especially with the Fascist party and Communism on his side idiot.

    • @verward
      @verward 9 лет назад +1

      Auti alert

    • @muchadoaboutcaesar
      @muchadoaboutcaesar 9 лет назад +2

      South AlabamaAisoft Communism wasn't on Hitler's side. In fact, most of the opposition to Nazism in the early years of the regime came from Communists.

  • @josefbaldisimo5333
    @josefbaldisimo5333 7 лет назад +4

    "i never think
    i could see
    a cloud,
    as fluffy as the sea"-Adolf Hitler if he was accepted in art

  • @JuanPabloVivasR
    @JuanPabloVivasR 8 лет назад +75

    I can't read it... because it's in German :D

  • @ryanh2934
    @ryanh2934 9 лет назад +16

    I thought Elaine had left collegehumor! She was in such good series like precious plum and very Mary Kate, please let her do more videos so we can see something that is actually enjoyable to watch!

    • @mcdadais
      @mcdadais 9 лет назад +1

      Lol I felt like I was the only one that thought Very Mary Kate was good. Nice to see another fan.

    • @gaymanlover
      @gaymanlover 9 лет назад

      Precious Plum!

  • @scottwallace2942
    @scottwallace2942 7 лет назад +11

    The womans face when she goes 'oh that's far away' had me crying for a solid 10 minutes with laughter

  • @tristantristan5896
    @tristantristan5896 7 лет назад +9

    "Hitler, start his own party perhaps I will" after so many watching a I finally got this joke

    • @hellospam879879
      @hellospam879879 5 лет назад +1

      He didn't start it . I think he was member number seven or so. He was just a loser who glommed on to preexisting lunacy and made it his own.

  • @GoldbossGames
    @GoldbossGames 7 лет назад +7

    "I heard a horse once." "It's 1912."
    "That's far away."
    That's the best one there

  • @zerobyter
    @zerobyter 8 лет назад +54

    Ummm, anyone noticed the Chanukiah on the table?

  • @MISSYEYALOVESU
    @MISSYEYALOVESU 8 лет назад +9

    This is my favorite video of college humor

  • @1manorgy
    @1manorgy 4 года назад +15

    Really should have considered lowering the volume before playing this on the balcony.

  • @crackcoursehistory4566
    @crackcoursehistory4566 8 лет назад +106

    Let's get history on this shit why don't we. In 1912 he did have his mustache that we all know and love. And in 1912 he was just no more than a failed painter. Until he tried to joined the army in 1913. Then he joined he German army. Where in battle after not being able to put his gas mask because of his mustache, instead of shaving it all off made it to the one we know and love.

    • @rootbeerking1139
      @rootbeerking1139 8 лет назад +1

      Interesting

    • @matt82403
      @matt82403 7 лет назад +21

      With the amount of inaccuracy's they made, it's almost a comedy

    • @ormbaggen
      @ormbaggen 7 лет назад +12

      can we all appreciate the fact that the one that has been directing this is called "Sam Reich"?

    • @beaniebond-ryde4093
      @beaniebond-ryde4093 6 лет назад +1

      Do we really love the moustache of a mass murderer who killed Jewish, disabled, black and anyone who hated him?

    • @thelonesalt1473
      @thelonesalt1473 6 лет назад +4

      Beanie Bond-Ryde yes

  • @rojothe2nd
    @rojothe2nd 9 лет назад +9

    RUclips should never have gotten rid of the two top comments system, it's turned the comment section to shit.

  • @Lunari_wolph
    @Lunari_wolph 9 лет назад +3

    I haven't laughed out loud in a College humor video in while. Well done!

  • @frybread002_3
    @frybread002_3 8 лет назад +17

    No one's perfect.
    Not yet.

  • @wut2502
    @wut2502 8 лет назад +46

    yes, the fluffy cloud of a artillery shot.

    • @petesthename1588
      @petesthename1588 4 года назад

      It was actually the last thing he wrote before he ‘died’
      Then the short ends

  • @marinerhawkfan
    @marinerhawkfan 9 лет назад +5

    I knew a lady that was in a concentration camp. For anyone to suggest she didn't really go through the hell she went through, or, any of those other poor people didn't go though it just disgusts me. I can't believe there are still people that don't believe it even happened. I can't comprehend that. Having heard first hand just what people went through, I can't comprehend making any jokes about it either. The people still living, and, those who were tortured and killed, deserve our respect. I went to the Holocaust Museum in D.C. and was just blown away by things like the piles of shoes and piles of glasses and combs. That was just a fraction of the items, and, to think each pair of shoes represented a person is just sickening. Please give the victims the respect they all deserve! That's not too much to ask of anyone!!!

  • @TheAngrySaxon1
    @TheAngrySaxon1 9 лет назад +95

    It's comedy you nutters, get a sense of humour. The only people who should be 'offended' are long since dead. None of you are connected with the events of that period. You're from a different generation, with a different past. Grow up, stop harbouring grudges, hatreds, and slights that originate from people who are but dust upon the wind. It's petty, and it's backwards.

    • @beehivehurricaine
      @beehivehurricaine 9 лет назад

      Not that I disagree that this was done for humor
      But our past are the ones long since dead. That's how the past works.

    • @harveymartin3984
      @harveymartin3984 9 лет назад +5

      I think it's ok to hold a grudge against someone who brutally murdered and is responsible for the deaths of 20 million people, many of whom were murdered simply because of their looks which they can do nothing about

    • @apocalypseap
      @apocalypseap 9 лет назад +5

      Harvey Martin The funny part is that it doesn't affect you at all. You've never experienced the true terror, so quit acting like you did.

    • @jasmineshaw9016
      @jasmineshaw9016 9 лет назад

      It's still very disrespectful

    • @eagermeeger
      @eagermeeger 9 лет назад

      Harvey Martin Actually 11 million people. Not 20 million.

  • @stolasish1184
    @stolasish1184 8 лет назад +83

    I think this may be based in austria.

    • @stolasish1184
      @stolasish1184 8 лет назад +4

      Mabye not.

    • @livingoctopus
      @livingoctopus 8 лет назад +2

      he was born i austria but then moved at a young age i think

    • @Freyia935
      @Freyia935 8 лет назад +1

      He was born in Linz, then moved to Vienna at age 18

    • @pluto6383
      @pluto6383 7 лет назад +2

      He moved to Germany in his 20s because he hated Austria and would rather fight for the German army in WWI instead of Austria

  • @bonmoins
    @bonmoins 6 лет назад +1

    This video only makes the old Monty Python sketch of "The Ministery of Silly Walks" seem even more plausible and true...

  • @Jade-pq3fc
    @Jade-pq3fc 9 лет назад +50

    I like this

    • @dropout
      @dropout  9 лет назад +19

      Glad you like it Jade P !

    • @blackhornet111
      @blackhornet111 9 лет назад +1

      ***** I like the fact that you liked the fact that this "like it" guy likes the video

  • @fudichhalt
    @fudichhalt 9 лет назад +4

    Wow that's actually one of the first good videos from CH in a long long time.

  • @cosmonautcyka6562
    @cosmonautcyka6562 6 лет назад +10

    "Let me show you how we dance in Germany!!!" then they all joined in. I died of laughter omg

  • @thesentientpotato3758
    @thesentientpotato3758 8 лет назад +3

    'I believe you can tell a lot about a person by the color of their eyes.'
    I died XD

    • @mentino1556
      @mentino1556 8 лет назад +1

      I just got the joke after I read your comment XD that's hilarious

  • @maxi8380
    @maxi8380 8 лет назад +43

    Anyone else heard the stuff related to WW2?

    • @Foxrich99
      @Foxrich99 8 лет назад +10

      3) the colour of the eyes
      4) the diary

    • @roben2791
      @roben2791 8 лет назад

      +Stolt Europé I got the diary but the color but the eye ???

    • @Foxrich99
      @Foxrich99 8 лет назад

      ro ben blue eyes and blond hair = Arian race

    • @drunksanta1427
      @drunksanta1427 8 лет назад

      +Stolt Europé and he believed that you could see if someone was jewish by the shapes in their eyes, like in the iris and stuff

    • @roben2791
      @roben2791 8 лет назад

      +Stolt Europé so what ? many other ( races ) have blue eyes . this trait could be anywhere. even China 😊

  • @Abcflc
    @Abcflc 9 лет назад +9

    This is hilarious. Kudos CH!

  • @lordkira9791
    @lordkira9791 7 лет назад +7

    I lost it when hitler recited his "poem"

  • @XXSwordmaster
    @XXSwordmaster 7 лет назад +2

    "But I would love to see the world... Poland France" I died lol

  • @Mr1234567890malik
    @Mr1234567890malik 9 лет назад +4

    Everyone was marching with him lol

  • @whothebeast666
    @whothebeast666 9 лет назад +3

    "You have such beautiful eyes! I believe you can tell a lot about a person from the color of their eyes."
    haha

  • @timbryant882
    @timbryant882 6 лет назад +9

    Being the nerd I am : um actually Poland was not a country in 1912

    • @nathansenters5307
      @nathansenters5307 5 лет назад

      Yeah, but it's been the de facto name of the region since Tadeusz Kościuszko's revolution brought it into public light

    • @KarinaMorgensternXD
      @KarinaMorgensternXD 5 лет назад

      Depends on how you define a country, poland was occupated at the time, but the most of the nation still identified as polish people.
      As a person from Poland, this comment makes me really sad. This country went through a lot, other nations trying to shut us down, our allies betraying us...

  • @Chloe-rq3hf
    @Chloe-rq3hf 8 лет назад +4

    So many references. It's perfect.

  • @Sieww
    @Sieww 9 лет назад +12

    Is it me or does the video fps seems slow and then fast at times?

  • @V2ikeAits
    @V2ikeAits 9 лет назад +11

    This could become the next Family Guy. Its full of jokes that most people don't understand or take offense to and that is what makes this even funnier. Just like Family Guy.

  • @martindjakovic7052
    @martindjakovic7052 4 года назад +1

    The look on his face when he said “This is the most beautiful poem I’ve ever read” xD

  • @shongrocks1622
    @shongrocks1622 8 лет назад

    why am i here. collegehumor.. I discovered your channel in the senior year of highschool.. I am in my senior year of masters now.. still wasting my time here at 3 in the morning. Love you guys.

  • @sMAXtie
    @sMAXtie 9 лет назад +78

    *Thumbs down*
    I'm German and I would be put in jail if I did a video like this.
    It's such tasteless comedy, which falls flat on humour. There are some rather funny lines like "Not yet", but all in all it's not very amusing and it's just using a bit of shock (due to the person, who is satirically portrayed) mixed up with the dumbest satire, I've ever seen.

    • @taliladd224
      @taliladd224 9 лет назад +8

      I'm German too, nobody else cares that Germany is a feking nanny state that wont accept that most of the rest of the world has forgiven it for something that happened around 100 years ago. The very same event that caused Germany to now have the fourth biggest GDP in the world.

    • @apocalypseap
      @apocalypseap 9 лет назад +8

      This video is hilarious. You're german, therefore your perception is biased.

    • @sMAXtie
      @sMAXtie 9 лет назад +1

      To get things straight:
      I'm not biased against this kind of comedy/satire due to original sin (The Great Dictator is one of my favourite movies), but I really hate bad comedy/satire and this is a salient example of lacking both: originality and cleverness.

    • @craigk621
      @craigk621 9 лет назад +4

      sMAXtie im English and I agree. In my opinion none of it was funny. Im not too fussed about the subject matter however "shocking". The parody of Downton Abbey with Addi as a guest has potential but the ideas are poor. The point of comedy is ti be funny and this im afraid wasnt.

    • @apocalypseap
      @apocalypseap 9 лет назад

      sMAXtie It was plenty clever, you obviously didn't get it. Again, your perception is more likely to be colored because you're german.

  • @fluffy166
    @fluffy166 9 лет назад +6

    Haven't laughed at anything college humour has made in a while but this was actually kind of charming even if some of the jokes were a bit obvious and heavy handed.

  • @DBuilder
    @DBuilder 4 года назад +1

    I wonder if anyone on set thought while marching with Hitler "ohhh, this feels wrong..."

  • @AndroidNoir-L06k
    @AndroidNoir-L06k 4 года назад +2

    "If hitler go to art school"

  • @jarlbalgruuf2415
    @jarlbalgruuf2415 9 лет назад +8

    Because of Hitler, having that sweet mustache is looked down on. Why couldn't he have a boring mustache?

  • @CHRISTIAN6182
    @CHRISTIAN6182 9 лет назад +5

    Cue all the GCSE and A-Level students studying history pretending to laugh at every reference.

  • @chubbycakes6446
    @chubbycakes6446 7 лет назад +3

    "Nobody's perfect, not yet"
    "Tear through Europe"
    "The devil himself"
    The dance
    gosh wow dammit

  • @guicaldo7164
    @guicaldo7164 6 лет назад

    This is so freakin' hilarious! I laughed my ass off! You've earned yourself a subscriber!

  • @taybond9161
    @taybond9161 9 лет назад +4

    "How hard could it be to stop Adolf Hitler" hahahaha oh the irony

  • @marisabel1627
    @marisabel1627 9 лет назад +13

    I was actually laughing so hard just because of the references and how oblivious people were to his actions

  • @xxtherainbowsquadxx4824
    @xxtherainbowsquadxx4824 6 лет назад +1

    “Well March along with hitler”
    I’m deadddd

  • @hoodieisthename7406
    @hoodieisthename7406 6 лет назад

    This is the best thing I have seen on the Internet today and yet