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  • @kamajje
    @kamajje 7 лет назад +391

    The SUNY ambassador is the best actor ever.

    • @TCt83067695
      @TCt83067695 6 лет назад +1

      kamajje what's his name?

    • @Wiiware2568
      @Wiiware2568 5 лет назад +34

      TCt83067695 They are Brian and Nick from Britanick. Do yourself a favor and check out their videos

    • @blackhokage1744
      @blackhokage1744 4 года назад

      @@Wiiware2568 pls do you have links 😊

    • @conradpankoff5616
      @conradpankoff5616 3 года назад +2

      @@blackhokage1744 yeah here's a link just BEEP BAP BOOP that text up into the search bar and BING BANG BOOM click that search button okay good talk here's a rocket ship B======D~~~ that's the jizz POST

    • @blackhokage1744
      @blackhokage1744 3 года назад +1

      @@conradpankoff5616 its not a real link pls

  • @martinshoosterman
    @martinshoosterman 8 лет назад +831

    Yes but the student mortality rate at hogwarts is like at least 10%. The student mortality rate at that other school is probably like zero.

  • @ahoward3503
    @ahoward3503 2 года назад +51

    No matter how often I watch, I still get a big laugh out of the owl sliding in on the string

  • @newspaperlightbulb
    @newspaperlightbulb 9 лет назад +161

    The little background conversations at the beginning are the best.

    • @ArcaneKeeperD20
      @ArcaneKeeperD20 8 лет назад +16

      +Alex Menendez
      My favourite one,
      'So instead of Total eclipse of the heart, it's total eclipse of the fart.'
      '... And that's a trilogy of books?'

    • @jonnil1997
      @jonnil1997 8 лет назад +4

      +Luke Piechowski what episode is that?

    • @TCt83067695
      @TCt83067695 6 лет назад +1

      Luke Piechowski where?

  • @alphahunter4791
    @alphahunter4791 8 лет назад +439

    Can't the room of requirement become the ultimate gaming room with wifi?

    • @elijahmiller7733
      @elijahmiller7733 8 лет назад +23

      Or they could buy a router and install it in their room. It takes less than 5 minutes

    • @gargamellenoir8460
      @gargamellenoir8460 8 лет назад +20

      Maybe don't get that upset?

    • @martinshoosterman
      @martinshoosterman 8 лет назад +13

      You cant actually just use the room of requirement as a personal rec room.

    • @milesgaunt6767
      @milesgaunt6767 6 лет назад +36

      +Gamzee Makara actually, no, they couldn't, all electronics don't work at hogwarts. I swear, have you EVER read Hogwarts, A History?

    • @natureboy904
      @natureboy904 5 лет назад +7

      Miles Gaunt fucking muggles dude

  • @hiroki54321
    @hiroki54321 10 лет назад +203

    This video defines Jeff.

    • @bunnyfaceperson123
      @bunnyfaceperson123 9 лет назад +13

      this is the first video ive seen him in where he isnt awkward, a terrible actor, and a coy jew

  • @notsam7928
    @notsam7928 8 лет назад +571

    Hogwarts did have math classes but only Hermione took em.

    • @hittingyouoverthehead
      @hittingyouoverthehead 6 лет назад +62

      It was called Arithmancy and no, Hermione wasn't the only one that took them and it wasn't math. It had a completely different set of rules.

    • @HauntingPeace
      @HauntingPeace 6 лет назад +19

      Ashcool wow just... Just stop talking

    • @WycliffStudios
      @WycliffStudios 5 лет назад +6

      I'll take Hermoine

    • @yellurbandana
      @yellurbandana 5 лет назад +7

      @@HauntingPeace Why?

    • @adaman06
      @adaman06 4 года назад +7

      @Black Ninja There wasn't really a joke, though, just an observation that might have been interesting if it had been correct.

  • @feline-gamerflocket7541
    @feline-gamerflocket7541 7 лет назад +45

    Lmao SUNY Plattsburgh is a real university with a 50% acceptance rate

  • @MangoLassie142
    @MangoLassie142 Год назад +18

    Literally one of the best opening lines I've ever heard

  • @MissTeenageNothing
    @MissTeenageNothing 13 лет назад +80

    OMG I'm watching this on my move in day to SUNY Plattts!
    Ironic lol

    • @phoebelikebridgers
      @phoebelikebridgers 4 года назад +36

      how was college?

    • @tjhan3625
      @tjhan3625 4 года назад +4

      @@phoebelikebridgers beat me to it by two months

    • @nihilisticspacelizard1868
      @nihilisticspacelizard1868 3 года назад +4

      We really need an update on your SUNY experience

    • @jonathana.5270
      @jonathana.5270 3 года назад

      Seriously, how was college?

    • @deanochannel
      @deanochannel 3 года назад +1

      I am also curious, person who wrote this comment nearly a decade ago

  • @RedHoodOutlaw
    @RedHoodOutlaw 8 лет назад +40

    lol the fucking owl

  • @Silvanfan
    @Silvanfan 8 лет назад +56

    you do need a job... because if you didn't, don't think the Weasley's would have been so jack shit poor.

    • @Katie-mw7pd
      @Katie-mw7pd 7 лет назад +4

      T. St. Louis Arthur had a job. I think other wizarding families (like the Malthoys) just had money in the family.

    • @velocity1146
      @velocity1146 6 лет назад +4

      The dad worked at the ministry of magic, but they had like 8 kids so that's probably why they were poor

  • @Strummie
    @Strummie 9 лет назад +68

    1:40 is my favorite part of any collegehumor video.

  • @kejavu6403
    @kejavu6403 4 года назад +17

    I actually got accepted to Plattsburgh the other day.

  • @Bjarkoff1
    @Bjarkoff1 13 лет назад +21

    This was hilarious, loved the indifferent student, nice acting :)

  • @jessbragg1
    @jessbragg1 7 лет назад +15

    "they only have pagers" was great!nice job guys

  • @ThatGuyMorganW
    @ThatGuyMorganW 4 года назад +24

    Nine years later and the Burg still doesn’t tolerate cheating

  • @CPGamingChannel
    @CPGamingChannel 12 лет назад +35

    "How have you not perturbed your parts by now?" I almost died laughing =D

  • @PineapplePadre
    @PineapplePadre 12 лет назад +14

    I love it, I'm from Plattsburgh and when I first saw this I almost shit my pants because they were talking about us!!

  • @modernlacuna
    @modernlacuna 9 лет назад +193

    Jeff, there are more than three wizarding schools. Three in Europe, many more around the world.

    • @Silverwind87
      @Silverwind87 8 лет назад +31

      +AndroZeus Yeah, but most of them are shit. Like University of the Order of the Pheonix, and NYU.

    • @modernlacuna
      @modernlacuna 8 лет назад

      Albert Nave True

    • @idcaf
      @idcaf 8 лет назад

      +Albert Nave NYU? WTF? :DDD

    • @Silverwind87
      @Silverwind87 8 лет назад +1

      idcaf New York University

    • @Silverwind87
      @Silverwind87 8 лет назад +7

      This must have been before J.K. tweeted that.

  • @StorybookComa
    @StorybookComa 12 лет назад +9

    Don't know why, but the guy in the S.U.N.Y. sweatshirt made me laugh hysterically. And, like, he hardly freaking did anything. Good acting.

  • @zahrahkhalid6333
    @zahrahkhalid6333 4 года назад +8

    I’ve watched this video dozens of times and I never realized those were the BriTanick guys

  • @strafe501
    @strafe501 12 лет назад +4

    My life is complete! CollegeHumor and Britanick together creating comedy gold. The world as come full circle.

  • @Gazonkie
    @Gazonkie 12 лет назад +6

    the two recruiters are both really good actors lol

  • @unicornevil6913
    @unicornevil6913 4 года назад +15

    Episode directed by Quentin Tarantino.

  • @gambee_
    @gambee_ 11 лет назад +5

    I love this video man. Showed it to my friend and he laughed so hard he almost perturbed

  • @KingOfShadows1500
    @KingOfShadows1500 9 лет назад +33

    Wait, shouldn't any sane human being turn down Hogwarts since it's incredibly dangerous and almost every single class there implies some sort of hazard?

    • @LiamEsterly
      @LiamEsterly 9 лет назад

      There are safeguards plus if your gonna learn something as crazy as magic, you gotta take a few risks.

    • @KingOfShadows1500
      @KingOfShadows1500 9 лет назад +2

      Liam Esterly Exactly: I'd rather not learn magic if learning magic implies taking ''a few risks'', a.k.a. an almost perpetual high probability of death.

    • @LiamEsterly
      @LiamEsterly 9 лет назад +2

      KingOfShadows1500​ The risks aren't usually that high, most of the danger at Hogwarts during Harry's years were caused by things un endorsed by the school itself, namely Voldemort.

    • @KingOfShadows1500
      @KingOfShadows1500 9 лет назад

      Liam Esterly Well, since I'm not really familiar with the Harry Potter universe (I'm a huge Tolkien and Star Wars fan) and way too lazy to conduct any serious research on the matter, I'll have to take your word for it. However, I've seen some dangerous shit in excerpts from the HP movies.

    • @LiamEsterly
      @LiamEsterly 9 лет назад

      KingOfShadows1500 Yeah, I can definitely understand your train of thought. I've read and watched all of the Harry Potter series (as well as LOTR and Star Wars) and I try to make what I say about them as factually based on the sources as possible.

  • @jkromes20
    @jkromes20 5 лет назад +1

    I went to Plattsburgh the year this video came out. Best decision I ever made

  • @kathish1549
    @kathish1549 4 года назад +3

    he really did hype up Plattsburgh, thanks

  • @coolcatkim22
    @coolcatkim22 13 лет назад +3

    This skit is instantly awesome because Brian and Nick are in it.

  • @thecolormaria
    @thecolormaria 13 лет назад

    aw i LOVE them! bryan and nick! ten points for having them on college humor.

  • @parkins135
    @parkins135 13 лет назад +1

    this actually one of my favourite videos

  • @ImperatorAtticus
    @ImperatorAtticus 13 лет назад +7

    "Oh, arr - we do not have free WiFi..."
    "Plattsburgh it is!"
    Internet > Harry Potter

  • @fullerton5ful
    @fullerton5ful 8 лет назад +54

    HAHAHAHA I live in Plattsburgh. how have I never seen this video??

    • @ZeroZeke-
      @ZeroZeke- 7 лет назад +2

      gaelen fuller you have now

  • @MissTeenageNothing
    @MissTeenageNothing 10 лет назад +1

    Oh the Platts life. Lived by many and enjoyed by few. :) Class of 2015!

  • @cboehm24
    @cboehm24 13 лет назад +1

    This is pretty awesome. Any SUNY alumnus must watch.

  • @robedwards3693
    @robedwards3693 13 лет назад +6

    BriTANick is one of the best sketch groups i've ever seen! Love that they're doing cameos

  • @salt6248
    @salt6248 6 лет назад +6

    Now that person who got out on Hogwarts waiting list (in one video of getting sorted into lower magic schools) has a chance!

  • @Nickuncle
    @Nickuncle 10 лет назад +44

    Can't you just summon up some wifi in the magical room that can be anything you want it to be?

    • @Zacho789
      @Zacho789 9 лет назад +15

      Nickuncle Well the castle does have enchantments on it to prevent Muggle technology from getting through.

    • @andrewbiesiada7770
      @andrewbiesiada7770 7 лет назад +4

      Magic is better than wifi, you can also have wifi when you leave Hogwarts in your seventh year. AND you can still have wifi in the six weeks you're not at Hogwarts.

    • @DissociatedWomenIncorporated
      @DissociatedWomenIncorporated 6 лет назад

      Don't be absurd. Wi-fi requires _at least_ two rooms to fit. Have you ever seen wi-fi _smaller_ than that?

    • @HauntingPeace
      @HauntingPeace 6 лет назад

      Tomato not worth it

    • @beclops
      @beclops 6 лет назад +2

      Wifi is better than magic

  • @littleblueclovers
    @littleblueclovers 11 лет назад +4

    "...were the roof is the sky for some reason."
    LOL

  • @InternetFad
    @InternetFad 12 лет назад +3

    I go to Plattsburgh and, really, I love it

  • @ameliapond7560
    @ameliapond7560 10 лет назад +44

    Actually at Hogwarts Professor Vector teaches Arithmancy from Third Year and up.

    • @joso5681
      @joso5681 7 лет назад +1

      Amelia Pond Professor vector, what a name

    • @MagicBoterham
      @MagicBoterham 5 лет назад

      I really hoped you made this up as a joke 😞

  • @TheRealDoublez
    @TheRealDoublez 13 лет назад

    this was awesome !!

  • @jackras13
    @jackras13 11 лет назад

    This may be my favorite college humor ever

  • @techmate6280
    @techmate6280 7 лет назад +20

    She has nice feet

  • @Teeleer
    @Teeleer 9 лет назад +20

    At during Harry's time at Hogwarts, wasn't internet or at least wi-fi not even invented yet?

    • @constructivismiscool
      @constructivismiscool 9 лет назад +6

      Harry Potter took place in the nineties. The more you know.

    • @caileanm2009
      @caileanm2009 9 лет назад +12

      Harry Potter took place in the early 90s so yeah no wifi in fact no mobiles unless you have a lot of money

    • @LeaF-vo2mx
      @LeaF-vo2mx 6 лет назад +1

      But cursed child should have it

    • @al4381
      @al4381 6 лет назад +1

      But according to the books no electronic devices work inside Hogwarts, so no phones and no wifi

  • @VomBudd
    @VomBudd 13 лет назад

    I appear to be watching two channels at once. Now that's awesome.

  • @AgujaAzulMD
    @AgujaAzulMD 13 лет назад +1

    I knew a guy who went to SUNY Plattsburgh on a baseball scholarship. Now he's the groundskeeper for the Bowie Baysox...

  • @markkittel44
    @markkittel44 9 лет назад +9

    Plattsburg.... Quendleton State.... hmmmmmmmmmmmmm

    • @AndrewDeLong
      @AndrewDeLong 4 года назад

      SUNY Plattsburgh actually exists

  • @rogerjones7126
    @rogerjones7126 8 лет назад +56

    That Taco Bell closed down apparently.

  • @MrGRINandBEARit
    @MrGRINandBEARit 13 лет назад

    this is one of my all time favourite hardly working

  • @burgers8
    @burgers8 13 лет назад

    wow....this is absolute gold

  • @Gimpy72
    @Gimpy72 12 лет назад +6

    Sarah's Feet :D

  • @hugosanchez4593
    @hugosanchez4593 7 лет назад +6

    I loled when I saw that Suny Plattsburgh was a liberal arts college, no offense.

    • @MCPretzelM999
      @MCPretzelM999 6 лет назад +2

      hugo sanchez The funny part isn't that it's a liberal arts college. The funny part is that it's SUNY Plattsburgh.

  • @Disentie
    @Disentie 13 лет назад

    This is awesome.

  • @dordor147sback
    @dordor147sback 12 лет назад +1

    Ten years later and I still can't accept that arithmancy was a thing.

  • @dannads1
    @dannads1 9 лет назад +6

    SUNY's not bad

  • @julesk2629
    @julesk2629 4 года назад +5

    This makes me irrationally angry

  • @derpism
    @derpism 13 лет назад

    LOL this was amazing.

  • @brettkelley443
    @brettkelley443 10 лет назад +2

    1:41 Best moment in all of collegehumor.

  • @ivancerecer5758
    @ivancerecer5758 8 лет назад +6

    the closest that they will ever get to magic in that university is their magic shrooms lol

  • @poiuyanthony
    @poiuyanthony 13 лет назад +3

    why is sarah barefoot?

  • @samaskew4503
    @samaskew4503 11 лет назад +1

    BRIAN AND NICK FROM BRITANICK!!! Also, seeing Brian yell with that wizard hat on cracks me up

  • @shottysteve
    @shottysteve Год назад +1

    the cup that falls 0:23 doesnt break, but when he drops the letter 0:31, u hear something shatter lmao

    • @EmApex
      @EmApex Год назад

      this is by far the last place I would've expected to see you commenting, doesn't sound like it's shattering though to me. sounds more like a slight jingle or something? like the letter hitting against the plant pot to the side or something

    • @shottysteve
      @shottysteve Год назад +1

      @@EmApex ur DEAF

    • @EmApex
      @EmApex Год назад +1

      @@shottysteve wtf lmao, i don't hear anything! i think you're losing it

    • @shottysteve
      @shottysteve 10 месяцев назад +1

      DEAF @@EmApex

    • @EmApex
      @EmApex 10 месяцев назад

      @@shottysteve ITS BEEN 9 MONTHS
      still don't hear it though I think you're crazy

  • @redpandachannel4534
    @redpandachannel4534 9 лет назад +30

    Who's that suny guy he's hawt

  • @artypyrec4186
    @artypyrec4186 4 года назад +3

    He isn't wrong, using a calculator for a math test during a test shouldnt be cheating

    • @pvshka
      @pvshka 4 года назад

      If the test is good, calculator alone won't solve it.

  • @CMichaelEH
    @CMichaelEH 13 лет назад

    best in ages!

  • @IAmARad
    @IAmARad 13 лет назад

    That was awesome.

  • @justderp5713
    @justderp5713 4 года назад +3

    You know Hogwarts not offering math classes actually seems like a bad idea. Even if you can shoot lightning from your hands you can’t magic your taxes. Thats what brains are for.

    • @adamrodger5351
      @adamrodger5351 2 года назад

      Don't need to do taxes if you do everything by magic, therefore don't need an income.

  • @diagonals792
    @diagonals792 5 лет назад +3

    BriTaNick are the best

  • @zof31091
    @zof31091 13 лет назад

    yay britanick!!!!
    I love those two, shame that they don't upload videos very often

  • @ccole742
    @ccole742 13 лет назад

    i love this :)

  • @quirkyatom2966
    @quirkyatom2966 10 лет назад +3

    If I got accepted to Hogwarts... Oh man... I think my head would explode.

  • @Terminator879x11
    @Terminator879x11 9 лет назад +3

    Please just listen to 1:42-1:45 at half-speed.

    • @dennman37
      @dennman37 8 лет назад +1

      +Terminator 96 Haha drunk as fuck

  • @InternetFad
    @InternetFad 13 лет назад +1

    I'm a SUNY Plattsburgh student and I totally love it there, come on! Why the hate!

  • @yeaitwasme
    @yeaitwasme 13 лет назад +1

    If you're gonna advertise two schools, just advertise one.
    If you're gonna advertise two schools, just advertise one.

  • @ZeusPluchinoish
    @ZeusPluchinoish 8 лет назад +14

    I'd easily turn down Hogwarts for Beacon from RWBY. No question.

    • @greenhoodie98
      @greenhoodie98 8 лет назад

      ditto

    • @starry0601
      @starry0601 8 лет назад

      THANK YOU

    • @Chaos.A
      @Chaos.A 7 лет назад +1

      Zeus Pluchino
      Up top!

    • @TheObsidianX
      @TheObsidianX 7 лет назад +3

      Until terrorists release monsters on campus and your friends get killed by a fire witch

    • @evanshaner991
      @evanshaner991 7 лет назад +2

      Well duh, Beacon has wifi. I think. Does the internet really even exist within RWBY? I mean, I know they have video chats, but I don't think the Cross Continental Transmit System is considered to be internet. This is stuff we need to know Rooster Teeth!

  • @wackawacka14
    @wackawacka14 13 лет назад +3

    i feel like a perv for staring at sarahs feet

  • @Mechsrule1
    @Mechsrule1 Год назад +1

    And to make matters worse these days, there's no cell reception at Hogwarts either.

  • @MySwaggedUp
    @MySwaggedUp 13 лет назад

    This is.. genious

  • @azz75sl
    @azz75sl 7 лет назад +9

    I miss this group. CH is not even funny at this point.

  • @Mattgeo13n33
    @Mattgeo13n33 11 лет назад +3

    love her feet look very pretty also great vid.

  • @Lemonskill77
    @Lemonskill77 13 лет назад +1

    Lol yesterday i saw a car with a sticker on it that said plattsburgh university and i said "wow i heard this school sucks". Then i realized the guy was in the car with his windows open.

  • @aryaseriousx2
    @aryaseriousx2 13 лет назад

    oh Britanick you guys are amazingly funny :)

  • @Gimpy72
    @Gimpy72 12 лет назад +3

    Sarah's bare feet!!!! YAY!!!!

  • @Andrew-eg7fy
    @Andrew-eg7fy 4 года назад +6

    Sarah's feet. Nice.

  • @blackhokage1744
    @blackhokage1744 6 лет назад +1

    Do you have WiFi? Am sold lol

  • @avicohen2k
    @avicohen2k 13 лет назад

    Loved it. And the hung over frat boy, LOL

  • @mysideofthestoryx
    @mysideofthestoryx 13 лет назад

    Yay, Brian and Nick

  • @froggeneral
    @froggeneral 13 лет назад

    yay all-nighter!!!

  • @ruaridhgibbons
    @ruaridhgibbons 11 лет назад

    You're a wizard Jeff.

  • @Sammichsnake
    @Sammichsnake 12 лет назад

    HOLY CRAP!! I LOVE GUSTER!!

  • @hejmine
    @hejmine 13 лет назад

    This was really funny (:

  • @abdul279
    @abdul279 13 лет назад

    That owl looks pretty magical.

  • @danielle10171017
    @danielle10171017 13 лет назад

    omg i think i just fell in love with the SUNY guy. he's soo freakin chilll :)

  • @IRustInTheShower
    @IRustInTheShower 13 лет назад

    I LOVE THAT MAN

  • @tangifyful
    @tangifyful 11 лет назад +1

    The Burgh all the way! GUSTER, Springfest, Pizza Bono cold cheese, Campus WiFi, get'cha some. (You do have to pay your parking tickets to graduate too though)

  • @Wilkesmann
    @Wilkesmann 13 лет назад

    A the Britannick guy going to do more with college humor? They are so great!

  • @GrandblueSkies
    @GrandblueSkies 13 лет назад

    notice how the guy from suny plattsberg comes in the room saying good morning when it's clearly night time

  • @nikomandem
    @nikomandem 8 лет назад

    you're a wizard harry