I hate trying to show ppl jake and amir because I feel like you have to show them like 50 episodes all at once for them to get how utterly brilliant everything these twonmade was
Jonathan Martin true! When I first started watching I didn’t think it was funny, but the more I watched and got to know their personas the funnier it got! Now I’m obsessed!
exactly! I dont know which is a suitable first episode to show to my friends. So in the end i sent them "nose job" "standing desk" and "butt chugging"..any recommondation?
@@yakiclone1 these two dudes practically moulded my adult life. Watched them since middle shool, listened to their advice podcast in college. It's crazy every year o come back and find myself more and more understanding of Amir...even, somewhat becoming Amir
blue bird thats amazing. Yea i found them in the very very beginning and it was exactly my sense of humor and im so glad i got to witness every episode as it happened. They are truly the Golden Gods of comedy. No one else comes close. Youre awesome
It's so wild coming back to these videos a decade later. I watched these nonstop throughout my teen years. They absolutely shaped my sense of humor. I still know all the words to all the videos... so nostalgic and still so good.
pasqual Burdon Jake and Amir were the most popular videos on the channel and the longest running series. They stopped to move onto new stuff. In other news they have a Jake and Amir TV pilot so look forward to it:)
I love how Jake calls to say Amir abused a dog, instead of mentioning that he trained it to be a vicious monster and unleashed it upon a group of people.
The RUclips algorithm suggested I go on a re-watch binge of Jake & Amir... This one had me out of breath from laughing so hard. The delivery mixed with the insane content was too much for me!
you can tell they shot this the same day as corduroy pant because jake is wearing Amir's flannel from the last episode, and i feel that serves good symbolism, like whoever wears the plaid isn't mad. but also amir begins this episode with jakes last line from the last one, which was clever on them.
I remember literally snorting and then bursting into laughter like 3 years ago at a piano lesson right after watching this video and now that's all I can think of every time I watch it lmao
You should fear her everyday! And I think you do because you locked yourself in a closet for two hours yelling 'Shoot her! Shoot the bitch for all I care!'
I'm watching this years later with my Rottweiler sitting next to me. He's chewing on a bone right now and I'm cracking up at the thought of him eating two other dogs
Does anyone know the Jake and Amir video where Amir "accidentally" drops stew or some sort of soup on himself? He says "yams" a lot. I've been searching for it everywhere and I can't find it.
Does anybody know which Jake and Amir or Hardly Working where Amir feels proud of him self and says "You gotta give me that daps, you gotta give me that attaboy"
I hate trying to show ppl jake and amir because I feel like you have to show them like 50 episodes all at once for them to get how utterly brilliant everything these twonmade was
Jonathan Martin true! When I first started watching I didn’t think it was funny, but the more I watched and got to know their personas the funnier it got! Now I’m obsessed!
exactly! I dont know which is a suitable first episode to show to my friends. So in the end i sent them "nose job" "standing desk" and "butt chugging"..any recommondation?
Julianna Kopa exactly I didn’t understand the humour at first but after many episodes I started to find it insanely hilarious
muuly I’m having the exact same issue. There are so many episodes two there’s no clear starting point. Alas, I’ll continue to enjoy them alone
Very true this has to be the first one i show them
I love how Amir says the "bitch barked a bit", knowing full well the dog killed 2 dogs, bit a lot of people, and was put down
Maybe he thinks everyone else’s mind is as impressionable as his
*ate 2 other dogs
Lmaooo him using that phrase to majorlyyyyy downplay what happened will always be hilarious
She is an angry bitch, but she is calm
I never considered this and now I’m CRYING LAUGHING. THANK YOU!!
I come back here every time just to hear Amir say "gank a croissant and steal an empanada". It still gets me.
I love how the way he says "steal an empanada" makes him sound extremely gringo
I think they reused/expanded this joke in a College humor skit with Trap Pat and Adam (tho for some reason it looks like Adam isn’t credited at all?)
"I feared her that day"
"You should fear her everyday"
The way they said their lines was priceless.
"Abusing a dog and setting it up as a killing machine for my personal fucked up reasons is illegal?" Best Amir quote
It perfectly aligned that I read this comment exactly as Amir was saying it. He narrated for me 😂😂
“In a brazen act of cowardice.”
So happy people still watch my favorite comedians of all time ever
@@yakiclone1 these two dudes practically moulded my adult life. Watched them since middle shool, listened to their advice podcast in college. It's crazy every year o come back and find myself more and more understanding of Amir...even, somewhat becoming Amir
blue bird thats amazing. Yea i found them in the very very beginning and it was exactly my sense of humor and im so glad i got to witness every episode as it happened. They are truly the Golden Gods of comedy. No one else comes close. Youre awesome
I feared her that day
@@schuesslerlauren a lack of zero compression pants
I love how Amir slowly folded his shorts after his" LONG STORY SHORTS!' line.
"By this, by this, by this-"
"Get it out."
I love these guys.
"this beast outta hell"
"mudkip batman" has to be the best username ever. Hats off.
"Last time I checked, Rotem can't talk!"
"Last time I checked, Rotem was dead."
+AdamBaileyloltv12 exactly
+AdamBaileyloltv12 "And last time I checked... I'm have a pussy."
Roetem. It’s meteor backwards.
last time I checked..my internet was down so i couldnt find the answer
Who the fuck is Rotem
It's so wild coming back to these videos a decade later. I watched these nonstop throughout my teen years. They absolutely shaped my sense of humor. I still know all the words to all the videos... so nostalgic and still so good.
I randomly thought of the word "shnozzel" and had to come back here to pay tribute.
+Pedrum Golriz kicking*
+ExplodiumYGO My sister says it's called the schni-zol-uh.
Mee too
This might actually be my favorite Jake and Amir. I come back all the time and it makes me laugh so hard every time.
Tryna gank a ćròïsànt and steal an empiñada
*croissant
+Tanner Sargent *empanada
+bunnyfaceperson123 HUAGH-SONT!
+Tanner Sargent funniest part of the whole episode
Tryna gank a xģàså' and steal an ëmpınađa
Still, to this day, the single funniest sketch ever produced by this channel. It's just pure genius.
Idk. For the wolf. Quitting. eBay. There so many amazing ones.
I'm sittin' there, trying to gank a muffin and a *kwaissant*
stop saying it like that
chrisycee What, *kwaissant*?
Diva Roach yeah, you're not French.
vignes yvon Does it sound like Amir knows how to spell any word, let alone croissant?
Diva Roach how are you a top comment on so many make and Amir videos
Who the FUCK is Rotem?
That's the name of the pup!
A Shuppet without a blanket.
DolphinTaco it’s a Pokemon.
@@airsir9559 no it's not it's rotom
I can't believe J&A is over. This one will probably always be my favorite
pasqual Burdon Jake and Amir were the most popular videos on the channel and the longest running series. They stopped to move onto new stuff. In other news they have a Jake and Amir TV pilot so look forward to it:)
I think this was my firsts.
Hey fellas, just making sure y'all know they just started posting new episodes!
I love how Jake calls to say Amir abused a dog, instead of mentioning that he trained it to be a vicious monster and unleashed it upon a group of people.
That would be part of the abuse.
+felynecomrade And so would kicking it in the shnozzle or whatever the frick it's called.
"She is an angry bitch, but she is calm."
Wrong
This line kills me to this day
She is Grand, she is Canyon.
"I hope you're calling them to turn yourself in, for being dirt."
LOL
This semester I got a professor named Rotem and this is obviously the first thing I thought of
this has to be the best jake and amir ever
Yeh
Rossi the Bossi is
Not even close 😂
Actually it is one of my favorites. I come back quite often
My favourite by far
"No animals were hurt in the writing of this video."
What about in the filming of this? D:
Animals were severely injured
You found the joke
@@daftbanna7202 😐
Bruh ZiggyD is a JandA fan.
Almost every single line in this episode is amazing and so memorable. One of the last truly great J&A episodes.
"Long story, SHORTS!" I'm gonna cry, that's hilarious.
It’s been like 6 years since they went off the air, and I still laugh at these like the first time
“Brazen act of cowardice” might be one of the best phrases I have ever heard
i just love: Who the F**K is rotem?!?!
That's the name of the pup!
this is one of my favorites and its one of the most messed up ones
I completely agree.
Same here, I laugh every time I watch it
Although, Nose Job and Amir Faces the Harsh Realities of Dating probably take the cake lol
"Brazen act of cowardice" is a new favorite line of mine lol
I have this episode memorized. I recite it to my boyfriend. I don't think he likes it.
long story SHORT
s
Gabrielle Williams I'd like it ;)
Whisper it to him as he sleeps.
The slow and deliberate folding of the shorts while continuing this messed up conversation has got to be the best part
I have a Rottweiler and I missed the golden opportunity to name him Rotem. He’s adorable and loves everyone though so it wouldn’t be accurate.
Metor
Punch her on the throat and kick her in the schnozzle or nozzle or what the frick
The RUclips algorithm suggested I go on a re-watch binge of Jake & Amir... This one had me out of breath from laughing so hard. The delivery mixed with the insane content was too much for me!
I love that I had the same reaction Amir did. Oh! He called him a friend!
One of my favorite Jake and Amir videos right away. Best description, amazing ending to a great story.
Best part of this video is when Amir gently folds the shorts back up after his "long story shorts" line
are you going to finish that QWASSON
you can tell they shot this the same day as corduroy pant because jake is wearing Amir's flannel from the last episode, and i feel that serves good symbolism, like whoever wears the plaid isn't mad. but also amir begins this episode with jakes last line from the last one, which was clever on them.
I can’t believe you noticed that, you micey bastard. nice catch!
Ths is definitely the best of their newer episodes
Jake was the reason I started watching Jake and Amir, but Amir is the reason I keep on watching
"who the fuck is Ro-tem?" hahaha
This and snake bite are two of my favorite episodes. It is a bit concerning that they make animal abuse so funny.
Whooo gives a shit?
I remember literally snorting and then bursting into laughter like 3 years ago at a piano lesson right after watching this video and now that's all I can think of every time I watch it lmao
I love J&A so much but this episode is definitely my favourite. From start to finish I literally have to hold my sides xD
Email of the fucking year.
Oh wait wrong video.
I love you
Amir’s mom is a French-Canadian Queen. So he is French!!!
I feared her that day.
You should fear her everyday! And I think you do because you locked yourself in a closet for two hours yelling 'Shoot her! Shoot the bitch for all I care!'
Long story SHORTS! that was too much!
My favorite Jake and Amir of all time
"You don't even know the name of the body part you abused?!" Golden.
"How was that inadvertant? It was calculated. It was precise."
I laughed way too hard at this shit
So did I.
So many quotes from this one get stuck in my head
like the one about the hhwoissant?
Long story shorts
gameguru1234 did you bring those in for that joke!?
Long story jorts
I love how Jake called 911 to make a police report but not the day before when Amir's dog was biting people and eating other dogs
"brazen act of cowardice" is amazing
I laughed so hard at this episode. I think Jake is awesome. The way he responds to Amir all the time and that look of disgust on his face! Priceless.
I still love these idc
I'm watching this years later with my Rottweiler sitting next to me. He's chewing on a bone right now and I'm cracking up at the thought of him eating two other dogs
This is one of my favorite episodes😂😂😂😂😂
I personally think this is one of the best Jake and Amir episodes yet
"No one's gonna love you... Including me" 😂
This still holds up, favourite jake and Amir
"By this... by this... by this... by this..." "Get it out!"
I love how Jake constantly calls the emergency response operators "911."
uploaded on my sons day of birth
yup:)
Have memories of being in high school waiting outside of class trying my hardest not to laugh while watching this in my headphones haha
"You know what? This is too fucked up. You crossed the line." The way Jake delivers this line always cracks me up.
It's official, they're now friends.
Amir's never going to forget this day.
"Long story Shorts" hahahahahahaha
'Who the FUCK is Rotem?' Best line hands down cracks me up every time.
Oh my god. You called us friends
i love how he neatly folds away the shorts
oh my god ... you called us friends LOL
Recently Adult
Did you bring those in for that joke ? :D
+Archie Marshall I think it is funny how he carefully folds them up afterwards.
This is my all time favourite beginner to a Jake and Amir
The way Jake recounts the story 🤣🤣💀💯
I loved Jake's recaps.
My favorite easily.
Hands down one of the funniest eps
Rotem in Hebrew is the name of a desert plant.
I just realized the knife in the Amir doll. And ive watched this episode alot
So glad i stayed up and found this!
God too funny lost my shit xD
Well, lets get a search committee ready.
Is that what you do?
Hey now, shits have feelings too. It could be lost in the cold wold roaming around without food or water.
Does anyone know the Jake and Amir video where Amir "accidentally" drops stew or some sort of soup on himself? He says "yams" a lot. I've been searching for it everywhere and I can't find it.
This is the best one.
I don't know, this seems so much funnier than the last few J&A's episodes. I liked it!! Especially the end line, lol.
A Rotem is a Ghost type Pokemon. XD
Rotom*
Thank you. Epic fail on my part.
SlyBentleyMurray2
Someone needs to grow up and get out more.
***** I dont know more adults play pokemon than children...
Harshdeep Singh That was deep. And a little harsh.
LOOOOOL Please college humour.. Please NEVER stop the jake and amir vids!!!
"fort night" before Fortnight......good times.
Fortnight is a normal word in the dictionary. It means "two weeks". It's used a lot in literature.
Nah, bad you
This is it, this is the best episode.
Who the fuck is rotem lol just the way Jake said it lol
The delivery of, "who the [eff] is Rotem?", had me laughing more than warranted.
Amir predicted Fortnite
Amir: Oh my God... You called us FRIENDS!"
Jake & Amir is truly awsome.
I thought he was elergic to muffins
i still have every word of this memorized
every word?
This is the story about how I got my ex boyfriend.
Does anybody know which Jake and Amir or Hardly Working where Amir feels proud of him self and says "You gotta give me that daps, you gotta give me that attaboy"