"I have very thick skin, but that was a low blow" is one of my favorite sentences from the J&A series. I've used it several times to jokingly act insulted
Every video has at least one line that comes up in your mind when you hear one of its words. Any mention of che guevara, bam margera or dom irrera instantly brings this bit to the front of my mind
The really crazy part is that it actually KIND OF makes sense in the context of what he did. Like a mix of those three people is actually what Amir would really think of himself doing what he did on the train
I love how Amir points out that Jake doesn't need to retell the previous events as he was there and witnessed them himself. I just find this funny as that's a staple for a lot of the Jake and Amir episodes.
There will never be a last episode. This series will continue on for infinity. Jake and Amir will be blessed with eternal life, which will quickly prove to be more of a curse than a blessing as they watch everything they love diminish and are forced time and time again to adapt to the constantly changing societal norms, adaptations which no person has ever been plagued with in one lifetime. But on the bright side, we'll have a shit ton of Jake and Amir to watch.
Long running joke and explanation for Jake constantly reexplaining Amir’s actions should just be bad memory and possible brain damage on Amir’s end lol
when Amir said his dad had an Audi I thought he meant he had an outtie and i was really confused as to why they were talking about Amir's dad's belly button
Everyone listen up this is an emergency, there's Anthrax on the train, take off all your clothes... and open up this pit, because they're playing a free show, horns up.
@@LORDUnLuCkY13most of these jokes are middle school humor. Maybe some of the political jokes would fly over a kids head, but "urinals are for pp, toilets are for doodoo" or "69 percent"?
@@TeamJella technically the 69% joke is a play on the “I am the 99%” slogan that was popularized from the Occupy Wall Street protests. Probably not something an 11 would know about, unless they are a history buff.
@@TheJoyrunners a play on the 99% sure, but the number 69 was chosen specifically because it's a sex position. His whole joke is "hahaha I said a sex thing". He even then went into detail about it, even if he was wrong about what the position is.
I never noticed how much care Jake constantly puts into memorizing every word Amir says for recounting.
Jake has the best memory
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@@KonkeyDongkey Lol.
@@Floedekage I couldn't help myself.
And great narrative skills
Uptoke him to Karma heaven
"I have very thick skin, but that was a low blow" is one of my favorite sentences from the J&A series. I've used it several times to jokingly act insulted
The "mix between che guevara, bam margera and dom irrera" part is the best
Every video has at least one line that comes up in your mind when you hear one of its words. Any mention of che guevara, bam margera or dom irrera instantly brings this bit to the front of my mind
@@deano9 same XD
Probably one of my favorite lines from all of Jake and Amir
One of the all time great lines from all of RUclips
The really crazy part is that it actually KIND OF makes sense in the context of what he did. Like a mix of those three people is actually what Amir would really think of himself doing what he did on the train
score one for the hurwitz brothers, if you don't like our power take it from us with brute force
+Luke Evans Best fucking line
Thats when we were both tased
Just picturing it 😂😂
I love how Amir points out that Jake doesn't need to retell the previous events as he was there and witnessed them himself. I just find this funny as that's a staple for a lot of the Jake and Amir episodes.
Best part
"Leased to own an audi" gets stuck in my head fot days at a time
I'll never understand how Amir can get people to chant for him in this world where he's universally hated...
+somerandomguy365 That's why it's funny!
that's the joke. Jake literally comments on it.
@@JD_tcb He understands that dickhead
It's also a world that hates Jake, so it could just be anti-Jake instead of pro-Amir.
this is one of the best ones ever...
1:15 - I think that's my favorite Jake and Amir clip of all time.
0:45 I love how Amir chuckles to himself as Jake repeats Amir’s joke
Jake is a buff and a cool
maria brown Amir is a philosopher and a cool
@@gregstephenson3383 Upvote him to karma heaven baby!
this made me cry laughing. idk if you’ll see this but good shit
I love seeing jake and Amir in public places.
OMG I'd be so embarrassed..
"How can you start chants this easily?" is one of their funniest lines.
HE'S RIGHT
whomst?
@@gyattrizzV your the shitbird, shitbird!
@@gyattrizzV lol
ok
"Score one for the Hurwitz Brothers"
1:17 I'm crying laughing for some reason
It was amazing lmao
The hard "r" makes it even better.
2:30 "I told the officers you have a personality Disorder" To be fair, Jake probably wasn't lying here...
Jake tries so hard not to laugh when amir describes 69 to him lol
“Yeah well except my dad had an Audi, so thanks for playing”
Jake: What you listening to?
Amir: N*ggas in Paris........................N*GGAS IN..
Jake: I GOT IT!!!
oh nice glad you could hear what they were saying and transcribe it for us hey buddy?
Alessandro LeVine the song tittle doesn't have a hard r
Oh no, he really stuck the landing on that R, buddy.
He's actually saying knickers.
Yes quite. I agree with Benjamin
Plot twist: Amir spent like a bad amount of money paying people to go on the bus with him and chant when he starts
chanting
What's a bad amount of money?
@@DatsMac It's like the worst amount
@@SerraPontosSoc Any amount would be the worst amount!
@@DatsMac Never mind I said
This is one of my very favorite episodes.
The way Jake looks in surprise of everyone chanting "Move on" is under appreciated
1:15 We finally found out who was in Paris.
Man these are the toughest jobs. Imagine how many times they have to do this over and over because they couldn't hold their laughs xD
hey... hey! that's a toddler dude!
gets me everytime
the end was the best bit! "HOW CAN YOU START CHANTS THIS EASILY!?" ahhahaahaa!
HOW CAN YOU START CHANTS THIS EASILY!?!?!?!?!??!?
Amir really said n*****s in paris twice😂
With a hard r even
And I'm on a boat by lonelyisland
I love how everyone else on the bus is just minding their own business, like Jake and Amir are always on the bus and this is how it goes all the time
This is the best one yet. Hands down.
Can't BELIEVE I didn't notice until now that it's all collegehumor members on the bus
I was literally laughing sooo hard when Amir dropped his money.
"You said there was anthrax on the train" "it was a goof!"
how does Jake have such an incredible memory for everything Amir does and then he recites it all back to him
Honestly one of the best ones and that’s saying something. Fucking gold all the way through
There will never be a last episode. This series will continue on for infinity. Jake and Amir will be blessed with eternal life, which will quickly prove to be more of a curse than a blessing as they watch everything they love diminish and are forced time and time again to adapt to the constantly changing societal norms, adaptations which no person has ever been plagued with in one lifetime. But on the bright side, we'll have a shit ton of Jake and Amir to watch.
Best video ever watched by human kind
Honestly, one of my fav jake and amir episodes!
Long running joke and explanation for Jake constantly reexplaining Amir’s actions should just be bad memory and possible brain damage on Amir’s end lol
"Raise your hand if you think I have social issues" is one of my favourite lines
Has there ever been an episode where jake attempts to start a chant but fails? Cuz tht would be pretty funny
I think there is actually I don't remember which one though
Icing :-)
They both start chants in that episode, only Amir's failed. Jake's is actually successful.
EDIT: depending on your definition of successful
Oznerol not sure if it counts, but in 'poker' everyone turns against him after his gay milkshake "joke"
in "Icing" Jake chants chug at Amir and no one joins. Doesn't really count but its close
Jake and Amir is stepping up! They were always great, but last couple of episodes, fantastic!
I love when Jake tells the story back to amir and it's just insane
- Urinals are for peepee, toilets are for doodoo
This is my favorite Jake and Amir joke, ever.
I love all your episodes of Jake and Amir
Bring back Jake and Amir
they are
They better be, those those those those those, QUEEN DIVAS
They have a podcast called, If I Were You. They have a RUclips channel as well called, Headgum.
This keeps me entertained on my hour and a half bus commute
Reminds me off my friend matt, I'm like this with him all the time, i fear for my safety
Lol Jake is finally called out on how much he narrates Amir's actions back to him
when Amir said his dad had an Audi I thought he meant he had an outtie and i was really confused as to why they were talking about Amir's dad's belly button
So that’s how he made Doobs’ life a living hell!
Jake always catches my attention I have no idea if it's his humor or his charm lol
Thanks for playing
I actually loved this so much
Am I the only who thought he meant 'Audi' as in an outtie belly button?
Me too. Lol
lease to own...
+Jonathan Maroon same same
Jonathan Maroon you're beautiful it doesn't matter
Not me
This was one of the best in a while!
i'm starting to believe Jake is actually in hell & Amir is his punishment
More like this, a gem in the series.
"when nobody laughed, you started crying"
I immediately started laughing out loud when amir started singing at the beginning
You're poor, you're poor, ya'll are poor, IMMA RICH BITCH
You're a bitch?
I'm not a bitch! I'm rich... JAMES BITCH
+Potatomato If you're not cracking up right now, then you've never seen The Chapple Show. Like, that's it.
Lol, you guys got me when Amir started chanting haha
Amir seems to have different ideas of what 69ing is between this episode and World Cup 2.
u are probaly the smartest person i have seen on youtube. I think i just got a six pack from looking at your comment and laughing
”A mix between Che Guevara, Bam Margera and Dom Irrera.”
This is the best jake and Amir by far
who was in paris
Busted out laughing so hard when at the "score one for the Herwits brothers" part lolol
How can you start chants this easy?? xD
everytime jake and amir make a lonely island reference i get chills. Literal chills. Im so hapoy
I don't watch collegehumor anymore coz these two guys are not there.
This is the best jake and Amir of all time.
dude i would love to have a friends like jake amir so cute and funny how do i get on this show
probably one of the funniest jake and amirs that i've seen
urinals are for peepee. Toilets are for doodoo. Man why haven't I been watching these guys?
This is my new favorite jake and Amir
all moved to the IfIwereyou channel :O
Yeah what happened? They’re still showing on college humour but here they have the views and no comments?
I think Jake and Amir bought the rights to the show. That’s my best guess.
what's happening
Leased to own an Audi 😂😂😂😂lives rent free in my head
I say it constantly still!
Everyone listen up this is an emergency, there's Anthrax on the train, take off all your clothes...
and open up this pit, because they're playing a free show, horns up.
This is why I watch jake and amir. Of late they were not making funny ones but they r back
SCORE ONE FOR THE HERWITZ BROTHERS
Love the description btw, "Public transportation, Private conversations" I see what you did there ^^
Dear god, I know someone exactly like this :(
+alice patey I'm sorry.
+Schumann Yu-Sandstrom Jesus Christ dude
wrong
jesus christ never had a wife nor child
he ate children he picked off of the streets
I saw this episode 3 weeks ago. It's still pretty funny though
I am the 69 percent
This is the best Jake and Amir video.
Who's in Paris?
one of the better ones recently :D
I started a chant once. it was fun.
Yeh? Well your stoopid. Ooooooo get rekt m9. 360 no-scope 420 blazin
Lol starting chants should be one of those things Amir can just do. Like put on sunglasses really fast xD
I thought he said "My dad had an outie!"
Belly Button
Thanks for playing!
Can't believe this came out when I was 20
bruh i was 11 when this dropped
@@wizard4047 and you understood the jokes?
@@LORDUnLuCkY13most of these jokes are middle school humor. Maybe some of the political jokes would fly over a kids head, but "urinals are for pp, toilets are for doodoo" or "69 percent"?
@@TeamJella technically the 69% joke is a play on the “I am the 99%” slogan that was popularized from the Occupy Wall Street protests. Probably not something an 11 would know about, unless they are a history buff.
@@TheJoyrunners a play on the 99% sure, but the number 69 was chosen specifically because it's a sex position. His whole joke is "hahaha I said a sex thing". He even then went into detail about it, even if he was wrong about what the position is.
It's so funny, hearing Jake describe one of Amir's shenanigans is always funnier than seeing him do them.
POV you’re here from the tiktok
No
What tik tok?
Jake and Amir remember storming the capitol building.
Bare people boutta be here after that tiktok
loooooool this episode is awesome. jake and amir is the only college humor series that gets funnier and funnier lol
Who’s here from tiktok
Me😂
What? Is there a tik tok vid trending that uses this vid?
Lmaoooo
@@infaBmous yeah because they made the uh fellas in Paris joke in this video which is popular now
yea definitely
1:47 hahaha Jake was trying to hold back a laugh