@@BaalFridge I'm nobody special, but I *am* the guy who spent three hours pulling my hair out trying to translate James Workshop's shithouse Mongolian lmaaooo
All right Isander, sit down and let me learn you something. I had a buddy named Zach who had this awful 2002 Pontiac GT piece of champagne hillbilly shit covered in anime tits. He got me to help him swap in a 4.2 duramax diesel and a 4L40C trans. That is the most badass Pontiac in the world. Also fuck off. Smokey and the Bandit alone made the Firebird a legend.
White sca- WAIT WE DID IT! Edit: Also forgot to say, gonna ask for an episode on the Halo/Ghoul stars. Either that or *Ci-Ci-Ciaphas Cain Hero of the Imperium!*
I want to see the moment Guilliman and El’Johnson reunite, and Guilliman is a visible wreck trying to tell the Lion everything he wanted to say, and the Lion does the one thing very un-Lion like, gives him a hug and simply says, “You are not alone anymore”.
Guilliman just breaks down crying and starts speaking uninteligabaly, but the last time the lion saw one of the primarchs cry was when daddy dearest die so he knows whats up.
I feel like everytime Koda gives Isyander a mental flashbang they need to call it a "White scars" moment. Out of nowhere, slaps real hard and fades away quickly
Fun thing about Jagatai mixing his Terran white scars with Chigoran white scars is that this is also a reference to Genghis Khan, as he had a similar practice grouping soldiers with others from different tribes to create a united identity
You should do the wars of armageddon, or atleast Yarrack and Gaz's unique relationship. There is something unsettling about a savage beast of destruction and carnage taking the time to congratulate the enemy general for a war well fought, proclaim he is his best friend and they are the same all in perfect Latin, then releasing him so he can rebuild and prepare because they will be back
A small nugget to add to the Slaanesh bit: We get a description of the Khan in combat by one of his marines, which is a really neat scene, that has a TLDR saying - "When the Khan kills, it is beautiful."
35:40 as one of those car guys I know full well what you're talking about. That's something that makes me happy in a way only that can. GIMME FUEL GIMME FIRE GIMME THAT WHICH I DESIRE
Would love to hear about Ciaphas Cain so he has my vote for then next episode. Loved the Sedan Hussain joke and the small tangent about cars. I would like to see a video covering Mortarion & his legion, the Death Guard sometime in the future.
Its called Dressage, the "Horse dancing" its the remnants of the old horse fighting manuvers of the spanish cavalry. My mom used to train horses for it and was a 2 time world champion. Growing up on a horse farm was interesting.
Thank you for giving me my motorcycle club!! White Scars were the first army i got to play in the 90's when I borrowed my friends. Nothing is more terrifying than a White Scar Librarian psycher on a turbo bike!
"laugh while you are killing, for every artist should find Joy in their craft (even if that craft is death) -- Jaghatai Khan PS- nice choice of music in the cat clip.
White Scar dreadnought would probably be same boxy design but with treadmill as leg and his back is attached with Thunderhawk engine so he can move fast and be tanky.
The thing that made me love ogryns was a vid on youtube that was like an ogryns war diary, and its SAD and heartening all at once. Its called "ogryn story"
The Second Last Stand of Perlia is just flat out Cain vs the little guy with the silly moustache. That's my vote for cain, by the way, but I want the first half of the episode to be from the perspective of the outside world, then go over the same anecdotes from Cain's perspective afterwards.
@@prestonjones1653 The first time he's trapped in a valley by an army of Orks, does what looks like a heroic self sacrifice and then disappears from the satellites the guard high command was watching his progress through. So they call it his last stand before he reappears having defeated the Ork warboss in single combat. He hates that the name has stuck, but still decided to have his next desperate last stand, when he defended the planet from a chaos invasion assisted only by a handful of old teachers and half a dozen commissarial cadets, at the exact same site. That, by the way is how the universe sees him, his own view on the stories in question are a lot less positive.
@@gnaskar and i love how both Cias and the Imperium are wrong Cias is a dick and he WILL shot you if that's gonna save your life But unlike Cias tries to tell, your face will haunt his dream forever He is such a cool character to read and a lot of the emotional moments hits
Honestly, my buddy was talking about Warhammer at work so I decided to do a little bit of research on it and then I discovered your TikTok and am now unhealthily addicted to Warhammer lore
Humble -terrified- Ciaphas Cain letting others go first -hiding behind them- is so in character! Hopefully he has his time to shine -scream internally- next episode! Voting for the Hero of the Imperium! Seriously though this was a great episode, loved all this information and all the detail! Also, the theories going around that the Big Four's first pics were pretty much all Loyalists are both hilarious and really sad lmao
Gas! Gas! Gas! I'M GONNA STEP ON THE GAAAAAS! Great episode guys, normally I go for Caiafas Cain, but give Abhumans...want my Ogrin! Edit: 53:26 Koda's face 😘🤌 priceless!
LOL....the "Don't look at meeeE" 0:35:24 made me almost do a spit take. The tone, and delivery of it just reminded me of "Why you booing me, I'm Right"
Ive been binging you guys for the last few months and loving it. I listened to the podcast at work and then come home and rewatch them because the video editing is so good
Literally seconds after you posted. Either Abhumans next or Dark Eldar/Drukhari. [EDIT] I am the 36th like. Also, your chapters have the names of the chapters from the Raven Guard video.
I’d love to learn more about the World Eaters, Kharn’s story in particular. I only read about the “Get Up” episode, made me want to know more about him.
CI CI CIAPHAS CAIN HERO OF THE IMPERIUM!! (I'll also take abhumans) Also, I've found the opposite problem when I try throat singing, I can do the polyphonic whistling (sygyyt) easily, but the deep growling (khoomei) is impossible to do for more than a second or two.
24:16- Him likely being the size of a grown man probably helped. We don't know how big the average primarch was as a baby (if they started out normal size and just GREW, or if they were always big), but we know when they were adults they were able to wrap their hands around Marines torsoes like dolls (except Alpharius and Omegon, who were the same size as their sons).
If I can put a twofer up there. I vote for both Ciaphus Cain and Abhumans. All of the known ones or regularly existing ones at least. Technically the Leagues of Votann do and don't count in my opinion 🤔.
So, about the Alpha Legion being sent to get the White Scars, Alpharius sent a frigate to blockade Chogoris. Then, while the White Scars were debating if they were attacking or not, Another Alpharius sent a squad to destroy a radar jammer so the White Scars could hear a message from Rogal Dorn about the Heresy. Then Alpharius orders the blockade to stand down and see what happens, I guess.
Here for the best chapter. The chapter that got me into the hobby. So here at the end of the video, you guys hit the notes but not as many small things that i would like to see. MORE
I just want you to know that your "Sedan Hussain" remark caught me so off guard that I snot rocketed all over my damn computer... I both hate and love you for it
12:57 thats because death stranding is Iceland, not even modelled after it just is, i can take a 40 min walk and i am in a location that looks just like it
My Jimmies were rustled by the jab at pontiac, but great episode guys :D but abhumans really need some love here - guy with two gens of firebird and a gto
Thank you for watching this episode and a special thank you to Red. Who helped with research on this episode and helped make it as good as it is!
Idk who Red is but thanks Red!
@@BaalFridge I'm nobody special, but I *am* the guy who spent three hours pulling my hair out trying to translate James Workshop's shithouse Mongolian lmaaooo
@@wahbeganyou are most definitely GOATed
All right Isander, sit down and let me learn you something. I had a buddy named Zach who had this awful 2002 Pontiac GT piece of champagne hillbilly shit covered in anime tits. He got me to help him swap in a 4.2 duramax diesel and a 4L40C trans. That is the most badass Pontiac in the world.
Also fuck off. Smokey and the Bandit alone made the Firebird a legend.
Thanks Red
Ciaphas may not feel like he deserves an episode, but he should get one anyway.
He is so modest! We must raise his legend even higher!!
Hero of the imperium!
A shining exemplar of the Emperor's blessings!
I cast my vote for Ciaphas Cain!
The Inquisition has decided that Ciaphas Cain is alive. Any reports to the contrary are mistaken or heresy
White sca- WAIT WE DID IT!
Edit: Also forgot to say, gonna ask for an episode on the Halo/Ghoul stars. Either that or *Ci-Ci-Ciaphas Cain Hero of the Imperium!*
Yeah, we did, brother! For Khan and Emperor!
Next is jaghtai khan.
He did it
Cegorach must be at it again
Hell yeah!
*Casually kills Koda with a dad level joke, tries to keep going*
I want to see the moment Guilliman and El’Johnson reunite, and Guilliman is a visible wreck trying to tell the Lion everything he wanted to say, and the Lion does the one thing very un-Lion like, gives him a hug and simply says, “You are not alone anymore”.
I don't think that's happened yet
“We are not alone, brother.”
Guilliman just breaks down crying and starts speaking uninteligabaly, but the last time the lion saw one of the primarchs cry was when daddy dearest die so he knows whats up.
Nah@@memeboi2096
@@joemama9457yeah
I feel like everytime Koda gives Isyander a mental flashbang they need to call it a "White scars" moment. Out of nowhere, slaps real hard and fades away quickly
Holy crap! That is epic.
Hell yeah, fast bois got their win. Also, CI CI CIAPHAS CAIN HERO OF THE IMPERIUM
"CI CI CIAPHAS CAIN HERO OF THE IMPERIUM"
OMG YES !!!
CI-CI-CIAPHAS CAIN HERO OF THE IMPERIUM!!!!
CI CI CIAPHAS CAIN HERO OF THE IMPERIUM!
CIAPHAS HERO OF THE IMPERIUM
CI CI CIAPHAS CAIN HERO OF THE IMPERIUM!!!!
Sedan Hussein is one of the best things I've ever heard. Holy fucking shit, Isyander
That had me rolling 😂
They've peaked
I love how it broke Koda!
I had to pause so I could remember how to breathe.
We had a rare ysander "mental flashbang" this episode 😂
Ci Ci Ciaphas Cain!!! Hero of the Imperium!!!
Isyander and Koda: Come for the 40K lore, stay for the Cars universe jokes
"I can think of one man with a rather hilarious mustache"
"Hulk Hogan!"
Finally, we can get Commissar Cain! You all know who the real Hero of the Imperium is.
Jurgen
I love how you take it as a fact the Commissar Cain comes next! 😀
@@ChaosOperator confidence makes it more convincing
@@QuantemDeconstructor Ci CI Ciaphas Cain Hero of the Imperium!
"Sadan Husayn" has got be one of the top 10 funniest things to come out of this podcast
Now that THE BEST Legion’s been covered… CI CI CIAPHAS CAIN! HERO OF THE IMPERIUM!!!!
Finally the White scars slowed down for just enough time to get a episode 🏍
Just because Isyander said it, I now want a Tortises episode with Koda nerding out over them and ending every fun fact he gives with 'get bent'.
Fun thing about Jagatai mixing his Terran white scars with Chigoran white scars is that this is also a reference to Genghis Khan, as he had a similar practice grouping soldiers with others from different tribes to create a united identity
Our abhuman brethren need love,but as soon as I heard Ciaphas cain, say no more the cain episode needs to get made
we know the dark eldar are not going to win
@@brain772 they could probably beat the abhumies, but not cain.
Still in the CAIN TRAIN!
Soon we will be needing the MONTH OF KODA.
Yes
That pun came like a White Scar, fast, precise, laughter afterwards 🤣
You should do the wars of armageddon, or atleast Yarrack and Gaz's unique relationship. There is something unsettling about a savage beast of destruction and carnage taking the time to congratulate the enemy general for a war well fought, proclaim he is his best friend and they are the same all in perfect Latin, then releasing him so he can rebuild and prepare because they will be back
A small nugget to add to the Slaanesh bit:
We get a description of the Khan in combat by one of his marines, which is a really neat scene, that has a TLDR saying - "When the Khan kills, it is beautiful."
Ciaphas Cain episode we need it already
CI- CI- CIAPHAS CAIN, HERO OF THE IMPERIUM
CI- CI- CIAPHAS CAIN, HERO OF THE IMPERIUM
CI- CI- CIAPHAS CAIN, HERO OF THE IMPERIUM
CI CI CIAPHAS CAIN HERO OF THE IMPERIUM
The Hero of The Imperium, Caiaphas Cain must be next. That'd be a funny episode I feel.
Ciaphas Cain, the man brave enough to date an Inquisitor, deserves an episode!
"Sedan Hussein" killed me for a solid 5 minutes. I needed to pause and recover.
All of this was a plan for ciaphus to avoid the spotlight and stay away from the frontlines. We demand a c-c-ciaphus episode
Isyander broke Koda with that "Sedan Hussein," and I love it!
Sedan Hussein is exactly what I needed from the White Scars episode.
20:15 I approve of the transition from 40k lore to Cars lore.
"A tortoise can't brush it's teeth because it has no thumbs."
Koda, are we ignoring that tortoise have no teeth to brush?
In honor of the White Scars, I shall watch this video on 2x speed.
Also, by the Emperor, Ciaphas Cain, please!
Koda is so mad He didn't think of the Sedan Hussein reference.
35:40 as one of those car guys I know full well what you're talking about. That's something that makes me happy in a way only that can.
GIMME FUEL GIMME FIRE GIMME THAT WHICH I DESIRE
Would love to hear about Ciaphas Cain so he has my vote for then next episode. Loved the Sedan Hussain joke and the small tangent about cars. I would like to see a video covering Mortarion & his legion, the Death Guard sometime in the future.
Fantastic episode folks, I'm a massive Mongolian history nut, and White Scar enthusiast, so this was a fun listen to while I work!
"Don't put your finger on the scales!"
Can someone get me Belisarius Cawl on the line? I need a replay of Isyander and the Ultrasmurfs xD
Its called Dressage, the "Horse dancing" its the remnants of the old horse fighting manuvers of the spanish cavalry. My mom used to train horses for it and was a 2 time world champion. Growing up on a horse farm was interesting.
Thank you for giving me my motorcycle club!! White Scars were the first army i got to play in the 90's when I borrowed my friends. Nothing is more terrifying than a White Scar Librarian psycher on a turbo bike!
White scars doing a Haka in space, singing the ancient song of their people. "BABY SHARK DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO."
Sounds more like something the space shark aspirants would do.
Was literally just looking for the new one and it popped up...now I'm excited. ABHUMANS!!!!!!!!!! GIVE ME OGRENS.
There is nothing in the galaxy more evil than a commisar who tells his Ogryn squad the Emperor does not love them.
"laugh while you are killing, for every artist should find Joy in their craft (even if that craft is death) -- Jaghatai Khan
PS- nice choice of music in the cat clip.
Gotta be one of the best episode's we've had for a while. Halfway through they've jumped onto cars lore. Best youtube duo ever.
White Scar dreadnought would probably be same boxy design but with treadmill as leg and his back is attached with Thunderhawk engine so he can move fast and be tanky.
I wanna see the Abhumans, Ogryns are getting a lot of love thanks to Darktide and I wanna hear more about their lore.
The thing that made me love ogryns was a vid on youtube that was like an ogryns war diary, and its SAD and heartening all at once. Its called "ogryn story"
PROTECT THE LITTLE UNS
The Second Last Stand of Perlia is just flat out Cain vs the little guy with the silly moustache. That's my vote for cain, by the way, but I want the first half of the episode to be from the perspective of the outside world, then go over the same anecdotes from Cain's perspective afterwards.
You know it's 40k when something is called the "Second Last Stand."
@@prestonjones1653 The first time he's trapped in a valley by an army of Orks, does what looks like a heroic self sacrifice and then disappears from the satellites the guard high command was watching his progress through. So they call it his last stand before he reappears having defeated the Ork warboss in single combat. He hates that the name has stuck, but still decided to have his next desperate last stand, when he defended the planet from a chaos invasion assisted only by a handful of old teachers and half a dozen commissarial cadets, at the exact same site.
That, by the way is how the universe sees him, his own view on the stories in question are a lot less positive.
@@gnaskar and i love how both Cias and the Imperium are wrong
Cias is a dick and he WILL shot you if that's gonna save your life
But unlike Cias tries to tell, your face will haunt his dream forever
He is such a cool character to read and a lot of the emotional moments hits
would REALLY LOVE a Ciaphus Cain video. p.s also love the lfa appreciation
Gotta go fast? Sounds right up my alley.
Also god that Sedan Hussein joke absolutely caught me off guard. I was not expecting that, I'm crying!
Honestly, my buddy was talking about Warhammer at work so I decided to do a little bit of research on it and then I discovered your TikTok and am now unhealthily addicted to Warhammer lore
Humble -terrified- Ciaphas Cain letting others go first -hiding behind them- is so in character! Hopefully he has his time to shine -scream internally- next episode! Voting for the Hero of the Imperium!
Seriously though this was a great episode, loved all this information and all the detail! Also, the theories going around that the Big Four's first pics were pretty much all Loyalists are both hilarious and really sad lmao
The white scars are the angels that can end the battle so quick that the emperors holy light has to catch up with them.😺
All hail Ciaphas cain, hero of the imperium ! He deserves his episode !
I’ve finally caught up on the series so my vote will finally matter! I’d love to hear more about Cain, he sounds like a really fun character!
Caiphas! Not the Hero we needed, but the Hero we got!
Ciaphas Cain needs his story to be told!!
ROLLIN AROUND AT THE SPEED OF SOUND! GOT PLACES TO GO GOTTA FOLLOW MY RAINBOW!
Can't stick around, have to keep movin' on
Guess what lies ahead
Only one way to find out
Very funny, thank you for the great work
We need the Abhuman, the simple dangerous (& sometimes lovable) Ogryn and the controversial Felinid
20:03 I’ve never heard koda laugh that hard. Like a full belly laugh. At THAT joke. THAT joke got him.
Koda with the German Cars lore mental flash-bangs
Gas! Gas! Gas! I'M GONNA STEP ON THE GAAAAAS!
Great episode guys, normally I go for Caiafas Cain, but give Abhumans...want my Ogrin!
Edit: 53:26 Koda's face 😘🤌 priceless!
As long as the dark Eldar do not win I am happy. I know more than I need to about the sweat goblins let me learn about ogryn buddies and great hero's!
YES! THIS BEINGS HONOR TO THE KHAGAN!
“I can think of one man with a funny moustache” I can think of two, they used to be friends until they weren’t.
cain deserves an episode reguardless of how he feels about it
Nice video, but can you please boost the video volume? Especially microphone volume. I have to some times crank up my speakers to hear you two talking
The real life jet bike is street legal and costs surprisingly little.
I need an Ab-human video. Ogryn ftw.
47:51 Jetnought.
LOL....the "Don't look at meeeE" 0:35:24 made me almost do a spit take. The tone, and delivery of it just reminded me of "Why you booing me, I'm Right"
FATHER, brother Ta Kahn is about to beat the Mario 64 speedrun record!!!!
The Kahn " Get my jet bike, im bout to be a proud father"!!
10:04 new Kota lore just dropped
Also vote for Abhumans
Ciaphas cain!
(Also, my first vote!!)
Ive been binging you guys for the last few months and loving it. I listened to the podcast at work and then come home and rewatch them because the video editing is so good
Ciaphas Cain, just caught up with all the books. Great read.
Literally seconds after you posted. Either Abhumans next or Dark Eldar/Drukhari.
[EDIT] I am the 36th like. Also, your chapters have the names of the chapters from the Raven Guard video.
Real ones remember the wrong chapter names (they fixed them now)
Never been here so fast
I'm like the flash, except I just click Isyander and Koda post really fast.
I’d love to learn more about the World Eaters, Kharn’s story in particular. I only read about the “Get Up” episode, made me want to know more about him.
I humbling request a podcast where you guys talk about cars... and mechanics in general. I request as a non mechanic, but a fan of muscle cars.
CI CI CIAPHAS CAIN HERO OF THE IMPERIUM!! (I'll also take abhumans)
Also, I've found the opposite problem when I try throat singing, I can do the polyphonic whistling (sygyyt) easily, but the deep growling (khoomei) is impossible to do for more than a second or two.
CI-CI-CIAPHUS CAIN! HERO OF THE IMPERIUM!
Cain was my diving board into 40k so gotta be him
I’d love to see you guys do the Drukhari. I love the way you guys explain a faction
24:16- Him likely being the size of a grown man probably helped.
We don't know how big the average primarch was as a baby (if they started out normal size and just GREW, or if they were always big), but we know when they were adults they were able to wrap their hands around Marines torsoes like dolls (except Alpharius and Omegon, who were the same size as their sons).
The Old Man Sebastian Yarrick deserves an episode more than Cain
Gaunt can also use one
No he doesn't
@@Gentlem4n77he has more time in grade and time in service
Ci-Ci-Ciaphas Cain! Hero of the IMPERIUM!
If I can put a twofer up there. I vote for both Ciaphus Cain and Abhumans. All of the known ones or regularly existing ones at least. Technically the Leagues of Votann do and don't count in my opinion 🤔.
47:53 The Blood Angels had a variant of the Contemptor Dreadnought, during the Heresy, that had a jump pack built in. Contemptor Incaendius.
The cars community aren't ready for the Pol Passat conversation
“Most criminally underrated Chapter”
Iron Hands would like a word
Can’t have a word when you don’t have a head.
Dark eldar we need to see them struggle for the RUclips video
Abhumies!
Probably an important part of the imperium, yet one I know jack about!
Lets go for the abhumans!
Its that person that has to explain
"Whats that loud whirring noise? A super Charger?"
"No, straight cut gears"
So, about the Alpha Legion being sent to get the White Scars, Alpharius sent a frigate to blockade Chogoris. Then, while the White Scars were debating if they were attacking or not, Another Alpharius sent a squad to destroy a radar jammer so the White Scars could hear a message from Rogal Dorn about the Heresy. Then Alpharius orders the blockade to stand down and see what happens, I guess.
I want to see more Nurgle, and more Salamanders! (Hopefully more about Salamanders successors!)
Here for the best chapter. The chapter that got me into the hobby.
So here at the end of the video, you guys hit the notes but not as many small things that i would like to see. MORE
I just want you to know that your "Sedan Hussain" remark caught me so off guard that I snot rocketed all over my damn computer... I both hate and love you for it
12:57 thats because death stranding is Iceland, not even modelled after it just is, i can take a 40 min walk and i am in a location that looks just like it
23 hours ago thought I’d be quicker than that. Glad to see some white scar representation well done guys
My Jimmies were rustled by the jab at pontiac, but great episode guys :D
but abhumans really need some love here
- guy with two gens of firebird and a gto