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- Threaten your doctor or ask your ketamine guy about Xentrex today.
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Sounds like an ad that would be played on GTA radio
Wow i was legit thinking the same thing
I was also thinking something similar haa 🙃
They need some new stuff on the radio.
I had a radio show at the local university and it broadcast over the internet. I couldn't get sponsors because I didn't have a high enough listener base, so I put GTA ads on the air. What they going to do? Fire me from a job I didn't get paid for? Hail Satan.
@@starcrafter13terran ok
“So I grabbed him a little” absolutely killed me.
Some doctors deserve "grabbing"....and to have their medical license revoked
"Sometimes I wake up driving a stolen car, but my erections are FANTASTIC!!!"
Dave Haydock
Same. Only if you could....!
Think about the children it could kill who think this is a harmless joke and want to try using it. Do you really find this funny?
@@D5380H But would you laugh in the real world. because it could happen.
Classic, absolutely hysterical!
"You're hurting me sir!"
..."Xentrex works."
🤣
My aunt is a doctor and she laughed super hard at this. She said it was so accurate that patients act like that.
She's had patients grab her and throw her around her office??? That's terrrible.
@@folan1974yeah, cuz IT WORKS!!!
That's what I've heard as well. Especially when it comes to like pain meds.
The fact that he did that with s straight face kills me the most...
mt4ds - we wanna see bloopers!! Right??
Keifer D I’m sure they are hilarious 😁😁
He's an amazing actor!!
True. That’s how you know he’s a pro. Stays in character no matter how ridiculous 💪
But he also did WWE. If you can do those ridiculous stunts with a straight face. Then this is a cake walk.
I like how he slipped "hail satan" in there as if he didnt even notice it himself 😂😂😂
Tsear26 nobody knew
but my question is why it's not even funny. what brought him to say that. why didn't he say thank God
Another illuminati puppet the rock the bull tattoo he's got.
@Adrian Flores Regressed idiots 😂
With all we see from these absolute morons daily are you really surprised 😋
I’m like #666
I know this is just a comedy sketch but is anyone else noticing just how well Dwayne blends into the whole construction scene?
I think he did construction before wrestling
Legit lost is at "hail satan"
This is probably the most honest pharmaceutical ad I've ever seen.
Adult Swim "Unedited Footage Of A Bear"
very much so
We all are in a age where presidential statements are jokes and SNL is honest. Great.
Vamsi J yikes you’re on of THOSE comments.
Its haleris
That was the most casual “Hail Satan” I’ve ever heard 😂
Absolutely perfect timing👌🏻
Must try that during a random conversation....lol
LOL with tears in my eyes!!
Yes, it's work
I got a feeling the thumbs up on your comment will reach 666. Then some douche on zentrex will thumb up and ruin this for everybody.
I love how Xentrex comes in the old plastic 35mm film roll holders.
That's sick. Hadn't seen a 35 millimeter film role in years.
I had to go back to re-watch it I had missed that!🤣
It's a great detail. Normally that would be a fairly difficult prop to find nowadays, but working in that studio they probably had some lying around.
I would love to watch outtakes of this, no way they were not cracking up every 10 seconds
"I can read minds, and sometimes I wake up driving a stolen car." LOL
Hail Satan
idiot !
lmfao
macross25 it works
macross25 That was great!
"It works" that tiny unnecessary flare of anger at the ends hilarious
That would be one of those fits of rage they warn you about.
Reminds me of that Funny or Die video with the Vinnie Jones workout routine where he relentlessly stalks and beats people...
I keep rewatching it 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@rediscoverNewark Me too
Lies again? Vigrx Plus
Literally the greatest role Dwayne has performed lol he’s so serious yet so funny here haha
My mind lost at 1:29 and then when the nose bleed starts.. I’m 😭😂😅
"...isn't that what's in meth?"
*lightly shrugs*
Yeeees that nonchalant shrug kills me every time lmao🤣😂🤣😂
🤣ikr🤣
I was able to sort out my herpes virus from my body system completely after using #drehimen herbal remedy
ride the snake
“I’m not exactly a scientist🤷”
Side effects include:
-Decrease in semen
-Increase in semen
JB and those are the ones they tell you about... I can also read minds
JJ Dynamite Sometimes I wake up driving a stolen car.
Every body is different I guess.
I start cracking up every time I get to the "Rhino Horn?" part. 😂😂😂😂
An ad for ED being done by a guy called "The Rock" is hilariously ironic
“So I grabbed him a little”
*Throws him to the wall XD
Random guy: This... needs some context
Ah yes, Dumbledore said _calmly_
hahahaha yeah that was funny
My favorite part is I think that website just froze my computer and then he got pissed that shit had me dying like he got mad off of that😂😂 and the your hurting me sir!😂
"It could kill you!"
"I think I still want it, though"
That's how xentrax works
*AHAHAHAHA IT WORKS*
Story of my life...
@@orestis9575 better than you know
That's how love works.
"sometimes I wake up driving a stolen car" I literally quote this line every day
I can't believe after 4 years I finally see this skit! My stomach hurts after watching it! 🤣😂🤣
Same here🤣
"Sometimes I wake up driving a stolen car"
This is my favorite line in the whole video:)
I didn’t even hit like. It’s already at 666. Hail Satan
Trevors favoroud drug also sometimes you wake up in a woman dress
Sounds kinda like Trevor
Man, if I had a dollar for every time that's happened, those legal fees would take care of themselves.
Kyle: "Your hurting me sir!".... Rock: "Xentrex works."
It's "you're hurting me sir!"
@@ShnNar1000x don't ruin it...
@@musiclaboratory9694 lol 😂😂😂
@@ShnNar1000x shut mouth
You have 911 likes
Johnson’s delivery is impeccable
Man I love Cecily Strong voiceovers.
"Xentrax gave me my life back.......hail satan"
Love the off-hand manner when he says the last bit
The delivery of every line the Rock says makes this the funniest shit I’ve ever heard
The devils work in plain sight man
@@ninergang1881 satan loves you ya fuck.
Illuminati Confirmed.
@@ninergang1881 Dude, stop taking Zentrex, you are allucinating fantasy characters already.
“Xentrex gave me my life back...hail Satan”
Me: amen brother wait-
😂😂😂
Lmao
It's close to 666 likes
Lol
Oh shit🤣🤣🤣🤣
I think that website just froze my computer. So I grabbed him a little LOL
1:35 getting "play" roughed up by Dwayne Johnson is now on my bucket list, lol.
“My bones are cold”
That's always been my favorite line.
"I can read minds"
"Hail Satan"
‘My heart gets reeeaaally really hot.’
is that the one dude from death note
Doctor: you’re hurting me sir!
The rock: (laughs) xentrex works.
WondWonder he generally goes by the rock tho
You guys gave me 1k likes jeez thanks
Hail satan
@WondWonder lol stfu
Cheese Ballzz thank you for commenting that then editing the comment ❤️
This doesn't get old😂
Lmaooo it really don’t this 💩so funny
Lyrics:
It's about drive, it's about power, we stay hungry, we devour
Put in the work, put in the hours and take what's ours
Black and Samoan in my veins, my culture bangin' with Strange
I change the game so what's my motherfuckin' name? (Rock)
What they gonna get though?
Desecration, defamation, if you wanna bring it to the masses
Face to face now we escalatin' when I have to put boots to asses
Mean on ya like a dream when I'm rumblin'
You're gonna scream, "Mama"
So bring drama to the king Brahma (Then what?)
Comin' at ya' with extreme mana (Ahoo, ahoo, ahoo)
"I don't really know him actually." The Rock ain't no snitch.
Ian Stephenson k
Ian Stephenson *plays lead role in the movie snitch*
it not funny to say hail satin and satin is evil and the emeny of all humans.
doug mcharg * Satan.
Alonzo Ruffin i’m pretty sure it’s Satin
"My bones are cold." lol
But his heart is hot 😂😂😂
Meth.. jesus
"I can read minds"... 😅
Tye Tastic I was the 666th like. You’re welcome for the bad luck and shit
That "Hail, Satan," was spot on.
I believe this to be a top 10 SNL skit of all time
"No I cant give it you, you could die"
"Yeah I think I still want it WRITE THE PRESCRIPTION!!!" 😂
@@empathy800 "I wasnt leaving", so he said:" i think that website just froze my computer!"
😂😂😂
Mr. Noice “So I grabbed him a little and he said you’re hurting me sir!”........... Proceeds to kick the shit out of him 😂😂
@@AttilatheThrilla "xentrex works" 🤣
😂😂
Every now and then, SNL can still come out with gems
Did you see his Ba"Rock" Obama skit? It was basically Obama going hulk mode. Hilarious!
Yeah wow I was surprised and impressed
Skit copied from “MadTV levatrol”
Sorry bout your death man
Yes and this ain't one of them
the line "When I wear gray sweatpants, people cross the street" has me ROLLING
"Which is fine"
i've watched this video a few dozen times, its just so funny! This is the first time i noticed 2:10 " *So threaten your doctor* or ask your ketamine guy about South African xentrex today" 😂
Bro are we just going to ignore that “I can read minds.”
it works.
And cars
Haha! Hail Satan.
It's the hallucinations side effects
That's a meth usage symptom along with stealing cars, loose teeth, rage, etc. LoL.
I am a doctor. sometimes people ask me about drugs that I didn't even hear about. this is too funny haha
It works.
Ay can I get some xentrax
Same, I'm a neurosurgeon and have people beg Me to get certain drugs for them. It's ridiculous
Just write me a script of Xentrax and I'll be on my way.
IT WORKS.
People love to give The Rock shit, he is actually really skilled. Legit lost it at the super casual "I can read minds" 🤣🤣🤣
This and the supervillain sketch he stars in are some of the greatest sketches in a decade.
"You're hurting me, sir!"
"Xentrex works."
Christian The W lol
Ken Harris people have been doing it for years boo hoo you little princess
Ken Harris bet a ounce of xentrax youre life sux
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"When I wear gray sweatpants people cross the street " 😂😂🤣🤣🤣
BOI MUST'VE BEEN PACKING LOL
That line had me crying from laughter the first time😂
@@michaelgallardo5778 I don’t get it 😂
😂😂😂
@@unfindablefinder me too. Lol.
I think it means hid d*cc is so long people use it to cross street
"Sometimes I wake up driving a stolen car."
"Hail Satan." Hilarious 😂😂😂
This dude is so good. One of the best SNL skits ever.
The fact that both "decrease in semen" and "increase in semen" are side effects is the best joke in this whole damn skit.
I'm on an antidepressant that causes drowsiness and insomnia
Lol. Yeah it's hilarious how it causes both XD
Q: Side effects of anti emetics?
A: Nausea and vomiting. 🙂
@@jacksonsmith2955 that means you are sleepy throughout the day but don’t get prolonged sleep
@@furretthefuzzynoodle3896 Trust me, I know. Didn't need to read the side effects to figure that one out
Dwayne nailed this skit soo hard its like he's taken 10 Xentrex pills 😂😂😂😂😂
Of course he did. Why wouldn’t he? It works.
hell yeah xD
That episode made me fall in love with SNL all over. I so remember this
I just forgot I was watching an SNL and I genuinely sat here in disbelief for a second that this was legit 😭😂😂😂😂
“Decrease in semen
Increase in semen”
Well, that covers everything...
Only if you don't wipe it off, which is only considerate.
It all balances out
@@insertclevername4123 )hi
Perfectly balanced as all things should be
nahh thats not Everything, just the ones they tell you about lmao
lmao! "What the hell is xentrax?" Haha!!
Josie Englin I think it's real but they call it zentrix.
Zentrix is an anime show that aired from 2003-2004 i looked it up
MaxTanzi27 yeah but it still works
MaxTanzi27 apparently it helps with keeping men erect one hell of a anime
Every time Ive seen this video, I think about Arnold Schwarzenegger saying " I smoke my stogie ANYWHERE I want to, I don't hide like youuuu" the menacing laugh is identical to his laugh in the end.
Omg this is my favorite SNL skit so far 🤣🤣🤣
"When I wear grey sweatpants, people cross the street...which is fine." I'm deceased
thenormalstate Yeah......it works!
me too but i laughed lmao
Unapologetically Sassy In addition to the previous answer to the question (which was correct), search up the "grey sweatpants challenge."
I looked up the sweatpants challenge....I hate you.
IDK how that didn't get a bigger reaction. Best line of the skit.
I get the sweats, my bones are cold, my teeth are loose, my heart gets really really hot, I can read minds and sometimes I wake up driving a stolen car.
😂🤦♂️
Genius writing! My favorite part 😂😂😂
When I wear sweatpants people cross the street lmaoooo
Literally the side effects mentioned in some real drug commercials.
hail satan.
What I love about SNL is that it can squeeze comedic talent out of people you could never expect to be as funny. The Rock is entertaining in dumb action movies but I would never think of seeing him in this type of comedy, yet he is great.
"i wasnt leaving" lmfao im 😂😂😂😂💀💀💀💀
"so i grabbed him a little" hilarious
Alejandro R Lopez "Your hurting me sir!!"
2:13 I love how it comes in a film canister
That's how it comes off the streets
Why South African, though?
PJ Bosman if it came from anywhere else it would come in shrink wrap
Where the hell did they get it? Are the still cameras that use film?
Kevin2382
You can buy 25-pack for $12. I’m pretty sure those get sold for dope dealing all the time.
I always lose it at "RHINO HORN!?" 🤣🤣
"its about drive drive, its about power we stay hungry we devour"
Thank you for this valuable contribution to society. ❤️❤️💅🏻
A good ending would be if someone walked up to him and asks "Who are you talking to?" We pull out and see there's no cameras, no commercial, he's just talking to a wall.
That would've been funny! : D
Behaimanot Sebhat wow that would of been great actually
But then there would have to be a camera to catch that from another perspective... otherwise we wouldn't have seen it.
+Pat Fitzgerald chill out , his idea works.
ian [Manger Dormir Cuire] So does Xentrex!
As a South African, I can confidently say that Xentrax works.
😂😂😂😅😅😅😂😂 Its gives one their life back😂😂😅
As a South African, I highly recommend trying Whoonga. It's like the dad of Xentrax, even better results.
Brendon Peter 😂
So wait, waar kry ek dit?
Lol is it like Bring-back-lost-lovers potion?
IM CRYING: the nonchalant Hail Satan at the end kills me
Literally can't stop laughing
Can we please take a moment to appreciate the fact that one of the possible side effects is baldness
HAHAHAHA
🤨
Bald blad blad.... my EYES!!!
666
The Rock ain't gotta worry about that one!
This is honestly the best SNL skit I've seen in years-
Thats sad
@@yeet-qw2tv its true
It’s true I agree, can someone prove us wrong please!
YES IT IS!
@@victoriadominguez3445 nope...Drake skit
I’m here in 2022 and I come back to this video at least once a month I love it that much
OMG, I have never seen this until today... HILARIOUS!
" that's what in meth right?"😂
His face was like yea so? lol
Feven Tewodros he also says "hail satan" 😅😈......😐😐😐😐😐😐😕😕😕😕
anth1984 tre I wish there really were, like real sacrifice peoole for Satan Satanists, keep retards away.
anth1984 tre trust me I know
it's deeper than we think
they have lied about everything
research flat earth
BehindTheMask he says hail Satan right at the end ??? wow they really are trying to program the kids ..!!!
Lost it at "My bones are cold"
kbkrisp When he said that I laughed until I teared up
“But you just said he’s your friend”
😂😂😂
1:16 I lost it
When the doctor's computer freezes and starts swarming with popups.
LMAO
Black Phoenix 89 that shit gets me every time 😂😂😂
Black Phoenix 89 DELETE ALL FILES
"And those are just the side effects they tell you about" 😂😂😂😂
Nose begins bleeding
I can read minds. Hail Satan.
666 like lmao
Sometimes I wake up driving a stolen vehicle
You know it’s good when the comments have a different joke in each one (almost) haha. Whole skit is hilarious! DJ is an incredible comedic actor 🤣
He's so good at being funny. And that wink.... 😍
"When I wear gray sweat pants people cross the street!" Lolololol...
carrotjuse Xentrex works! 😂
Hilarious!!!
Which is fine!
@@daneh977 it took me longer to admit what the damn joke was.
Damnit brain, start workin rite naw peace
I don't get it, someone explain it please
The Rock is unironically a great actor.
@Varxaax Ironically, he doesn't know what unironically means.
No shit
Fun fact, before the rock was an actor, he was an actor
@@GZQ9 😂😂
No no he isnt
Every now and then SNL will make a 10/10 bit that reminds us why they’ve been active for 20 years
"JUST WRITE THE DAMN PRESCRIPTION!!" 🤣🤣🤣
Holy shit, I'm in tears laughing. I love how the Rock just played that straight. I thought this sketch was going to be predictable but fuck lol.
The deadpan or “straight man” (the one who never laughs or smiles) is the funniest.
cindybin2001 Liberal.
cindybin2001 You got offended very easily. Liberal indeed.
cindybin2001 Freedom of speech. What's wrong with using profanity? Stop being a sensitive snowflake.
Matthew Kessing Liberal=Mental disorder.
I get the sweats, my bones are cold, my teeth are loose, my heart get’s really hot, I can read minds, and sometimes I wake up in a stolen car … 😂
I love how sometimes he wakes up in a stolen car but he just can read minds. Not sometimes just new super power as a side effect to boner pills
livin' the dream ;)
But it works 😁
@@fogtooth6824 …. LoL yep!!
...but my erections are FANTASTIC!
That was one of there best skits ever!
You have to give him credit, Johnson has good comedic delivery.
would love to see him and Dave Bautista do a dramedy together. They both deliver punch lines like Leslie Nielsen.
And now thanks to Xentrex he has good semenic delivery as well.
@@wanderingstar9322 and cold bones
@@adumb1985 And loose teeth
Referring to him as "Johnson" is hilarious to me for some reason lol
You could say that now he's 'rock' hard
IamSly409 ayyyyyyyyy
xdddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd
opo200
and ofc snl didnt think of this xP
Feel better now? Your impotent white rage must now be satisfied. Go ahead, say it again. Get it all out.
I lost it at the "You're hurting me sir!" part lmfao
"Xentrex, what the hell is Xentrex?" "It works"
"So he says ‘I think that website just froze my computer.’ So I grabbed him a little"😂😂
It's a natural response
luckyDancer100 lmfao
“You’re hurting me sir”
*chuckles*
“It works”
I want to like your comment but it has 666 likes on it, and I DON'T want to ruin that lol!
Its funny when he narrated his doctor, perfectly-sync
[laughing darkly with blood streaming down his face] it _works_ .
It’s not even in a pill bottle, that’s an old 35MM film canister. I’m sure a lot of people still have one or two of those kicking around in a junk drawer somewhere, but that’s such a bizarre choice that just adds to the hilarity.
"I wasn't leaving." 🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂😂So casually too
@@faku2534 🤣🤣🤣🤣