Got to meet him in Orlando. I’m a sales engineer (nerd who sells software), he inspired me to put jokes in Business calls. On a Zoom call with cameras, I have people crying laughing and I can see it and it’s the CEO. “I’m bad at making PowerPoints, if you ask my ex-wife I’m bad at a lot of other things too”…and the list goes on of other go to jokes.
@@secnate I make edgy jokes that RUclips may not allow. They aren’t business related except the first. Fire, flood, ex-wife something kills your computer, we can help protect that. You can borrow these Thank you for allowing me to come tonight. There are tissues for the men and plan B for women on the way out. Babies are not dishwasher safe but baby bottles are, don’t confuse the two. Never say I wanted to be cremated when I die, make sure you empathize AFTER I die. Should I do an open mic night at the local comedy club? Did those make you laugh?
If you take the number of comedians that can use a slide show and make people laugh times the number of comedians that can use a slide show and make people that equals 1 😂😂😂 Great job in your unique awesomeness!
My Dad had an old joke about how statistics always lie: If 20% of all car accidents are caused by drunk drivers, then if _everybody_ was drunk, surely the accident rate would drop by 80%.....?
3:17 I was on to this equation from the start. Anyone who thinks that Facebook is about anything of value in the real world is that person you really don't like once you meet them.
Grandma used to say, "Fools' names and fools' faces are often found in public places." Back then, I thought she meant graffiti. And here I am, just another scribble on the wall.
"In a labyrinth of circuits and souls, where human touch merges with the mechanical heartbeat, the most profound challenges become surreal trials-tests where solutions and enigmas dance in the dim light of progress, and every answer unravels further into the absurd."
@ShadowWolf2023-yp5zg "Life has no meaning. Each of us has meaning and we bring it to life. It is a waste to be asking the question when you are the answer." - Joseph Campbell
@dougm7744 I'm curious as to why money is the root of evil? It's a tool, isn't it? Money can be mishandled like a firearm or a car, so why would money itself be evil? Hmm, especially since it can be used for good! I'm not trying to argue or pick a fight, I'm genuinely interested in your reasoning :)
Imaginary Numbers caused these problems. That's because the Square of an Imaginary Number is always Negative -- which is impossible with Real Numbers. It makes exponential growth, based on Imaginary Numbers, problematic to say the least. We would have been better off using Irrational Numbers, like Pi, Phi, or the Square Root of 2.
In case it hasn't occurred to everyone: YT loves those ads and wants the $. They could fix this in a few hours for everyone, but again, they want them there; 'Bots and the $.
In the last 45 minutes I deleted over 1/2 dozen Bots many times (>50 times total) and magically they re appear a few minutes later. Like I said, YT wants them for the potential $$$
And... this has been an issue for many, many 'Tubers, especially the channel creators for many years. If I were to type in an effective, safe drug, like Hydro....ine, the YT Algorithm would never even allow it to be posted. Follow the money!!
Justin Bieber gets the beessst of both worlds 🎵🎶... He gets the limo out front... Something something every shoe every colour... Look, I haven't watched Hannah Montana since 2007, when I was like sixteen, it's not my fault I can't remember the whole theme.
As a math teacher myself, I look for my😮 ways to entertain as well. This is a little different direction from how I try it, but still funny. BUT... can he do Steiner Math?
We all need a math teacher like Don. Keep up the great work!
I had one, rest in peace, Dr. Ward
@@edbradley6815 Me too. Tenth grade geometry: JD Chertok.
"Facebook is evil, I rest my case" 😂😂😂😂😂
Ok, so don't use it. Simple.
Captain Pedantic here: Money is not the root of all evil. It's the Love of Money which is the root of all evil. Check your Bibles.
I heard that one from him at a previous show. but back then it solves to women are evil :)
@@alszawara3645 The thing is, you're still affected by it. Not using it is good, but we are in a world of users.
@@alszawara3645 I don't and never will.
Facebook = Evil
Can't argue with math.
I found a fault in his proof ;)
The one spending time is not the one gaining money and vica versa. The multiplication is wrong.
Not to take anything away from Don, but I've been calling FB evil for 15 years 😁
Got to meet him in Orlando. I’m a sales engineer (nerd who sells software), he inspired me to put jokes in Business calls.
On a Zoom call with cameras, I have people crying laughing and I can see it and it’s the CEO.
“I’m bad at making PowerPoints, if you ask my ex-wife I’m bad at a lot of other things too”…and the list goes on of other go to jokes.
Any other jokes you made?
@@secnate I make edgy jokes that RUclips may not allow. They aren’t business related except the first.
Fire, flood, ex-wife something kills your computer, we can help protect that.
You can borrow these
Thank you for allowing me to come tonight. There are tissues for the men and plan B for women on the way out.
Babies are not dishwasher safe but baby bottles are, don’t confuse the two.
Never say I wanted to be cremated when I die, make sure you empathize AFTER I die.
Should I do an open mic night at the local comedy club? Did those make you laugh?
@@dv8mr2 don’t quit your day job and go into comedy fulltime
@@secnate Pumping him for material? 😁
@@truthseeker9454 nobody is pumping anyone 😅
Don warmed up our association a few years ago. Our audience is software engineers. He nailed it.
This man is comedy genius! Loved his previous slide show - this one also hilarious. Thank you!
I'm glad to see him back on Dry Bar, always been a favorite of mine.
i am so glad that i found this comedy channel. thanks for doing this. mainstream comedy is a little hard to watch without cringing
Agreed. Look up the old Bananas series, Jeff Allen, Chonda Pierce, Michael, Jr & go from there
If you take the number of comedians that can use a slide show and make people laugh times the number of comedians that can use a slide show and make people that equals 1 😂😂😂 Great job in your unique awesomeness!
I love how he found a new way to do comedy.
I love watching this guy (I like math AND comedy!)
Love watching this guy do his act. Pure genius!!!!
As an accountant with a finance designation, I LOVE this guy!👏🏻👍🏻💀
Too good! You are a master of story telling 😄😄.
One of my favourite comedians. Never disappoints!
Really funny with new concepts!!❤😂
New Don material! He does not disappoint.
Dick Van Dyke + Mr. Bentley from the Jeffersons= Don McMillan 😂
🤣👏
Brilliant! I feel so happy now.
Money is not the root of all evil. It's the "Love for money" that is the root of all evil.
My Dad had an old joke about how statistics always lie: If 20% of all car accidents are caused by drunk drivers, then if _everybody_ was drunk, surely the accident rate would drop by 80%.....?
79% of the car accidents are cause by women
That's actually some pretty inexorable logic
The correct use of inexorable in a RUclips comment section has increased my faith in humanity back to a positive integer.
This is the first time I’ve seen or heard the word inexorably used since I first learned it
Good humor and clean!!!! I love it!!!!!!
3:17 I was on to this equation from the start. Anyone who thinks that Facebook is about anything of value in the real world is that person you really don't like once you meet them.
It's pretty good for sending large files (like videos) through messenger that are too large for email or text
@@Kyle-nm1kh Yes, and a 10,000 lb truck is good for cracking walnuts.
Grandma used to say, "Fools' names and fools' faces are often found in public places."
Back then, I thought she meant graffiti. And here I am, just another scribble on the wall.
@@humboldthammer
There are waaay worse things in life than to have a Pink Floyd song planted in your brain!
I love Don and Dry Bar. Just one problem with his equation. Money is not evil. The love of money is.
👍 ❤ You made this logophile smile. Thanks.
I'm going to have to share this with my math professor. :)
"Facebook is evil" that was hilarious😂
And i can't argue with your calculations sir😂
It was genius😂
Loved this. Several years ago I came up with one myself: Horse crazy kids + math = Horse Lover's Math!
This is hilarious and so true and impossible to argue.
Fresh and funny!
Very entertaining - so creatively making us think along with you.
That was amazing. This guy got me laughing harder and harder. The last formula was really math ! LOL !!!
clever stuff brilliant!!
I loved his previous comedy math bit. Even funnier now he's updated with new material!
He is great. Money isn’t evil. The love of money is the root of all evil. Big difference.
All kinds of evil
Love it😂
I love this guy, he's amazing
This is great. A substitute math teacher should show his every class this.
Don is my fav Dry Bar genius
Double points for this bit being funny and true at the same time.
Unique!
He's a genius.
"In a labyrinth of circuits and souls, where human touch merges with the mechanical heartbeat, the most profound challenges become surreal trials-tests where solutions and enigmas dance in the dim light of progress, and every answer unravels further into the absurd."
@@allengreg5447 where did you quote this from
Quote byyy?
A confederacy of dunces?
@@jayd.o.t Don Knotts
@ShadowWolf2023-yp5zg "Life has no meaning. Each of us has meaning and we bring it to life. It is a waste to be asking the question when you are the answer."
- Joseph Campbell
very original... well done.
Brilliant. Absolutely brilliant! 🎉🎉🎉
The Old Navy reference. My granddaughter thought I told her we were going to the Old Lady store, and she said she didn't want to go. 😊
Oh yeah? Well you should have heard what my mother thought I said, when I called a girl, Foxy. (circa 1969)
This is genius!!! ❤❤❤😂😂😂
Ingenious 😂
Really funny
He is a perfect comedian i love this more then all other skits expect 2 others that are also perfect haha
Well he ain’t wrong 😂
All I can say is you never see Miley Cyrus and Justin Bieber together.
We used to say that about Michael Jackson and La Toya being the same person.
@@wayneyadamsthey were not the same? 😮😮😮😮
Well Lois you'll just have to ask superman??🤔
Really funny, although it's the LOVE of money that is the root of all evil. But Facebook IS evil.
Did you just comment that he's wrong but he's right?
Money is the root of all evil. Loving money is just one part
@@dougm7744 I'm not questioning your facts but your heart. What was the point of such a comment on a comedy skit?
Just like YT and their beloved Bots
@dougm7744 I'm curious as to why money is the root of evil? It's a tool, isn't it? Money can be mishandled like a firearm or a car, so why would money itself be evil? Hmm, especially since it can be used for good! I'm not trying to argue or pick a fight, I'm genuinely interested in your reasoning :)
Love that
Thanks for the laughs 😂😅😁 this guy is hilarious 😆.
Brilliant
I love the Facebook proof, it's really ingenious.
Facebook IS evil. I knew that before I saw this but he finally proved it for me! It's indisputable! 😅😂
IG was aspired to be the big brother voila! Succeed quickly
Technically, evil is everything and anything that is NOT God's will. It includes error, ignorance, indecision, as well as willful, informed sin.
This guy should be one of the experts on the congressional hearings lol.
Brilliant!!!!
Really brilliant stuff.
The break through variable in there is the “money is the root of all evil”. That’s what brings this equation to life! WOW!
Imaginary Numbers caused these problems. That's because the Square of an Imaginary Number is always Negative -- which is impossible with Real Numbers. It makes exponential growth, based on Imaginary Numbers, problematic to say the least. We would have been better off using Irrational Numbers, like Pi, Phi, or the Square Root of 2.
This is brilliant!
Love this comic
VERY well done.
It's science!
Big Fan From India. Pls come & perform here ✌️✌️
THANK YOU ❤ you made my day
At least it wasn’t a bunch of story problems!😅
If train A leaves Denver traveling at 60 mph and train B leave St. Louis going 100 kph……😫
Makes perfect sense...i ditched facebook about 10 years ago... I've never been happier.
Brilliant!
Was 100 percent expecting Zuck minus brains to just equal Zuck. Because his brain = 0
Zuckerberg - brains = 0
All he has is brains
I think I'm finally understanding math.
OK, we all know that Miley Cyrus minus makeup was the winner here. Well done!
We all know the "two careers" he's referring to is really Hannah Montana though.😊😊😅😂
Oh you just broke my achey breaky heart!💙
The last joke got my like. Facebook is evil.
Should nominate for IG Nobel. All content qualify for a honorable IG Nobel
Cyrus and Bieber are the same person, or rather the same demon, just wearing a different mask depending on what day it is 😂
The Facebook Proof was genius. It should be sold on posters and t-shirts.
Very creative and 😂😂
Especially the WikiLeaks 😊
Brilliantly funny
😂😂😂
This guy was genius!!!
Hahaha super funny! 😂🎉
Very very funny 🤣
Love your proofs
Clever 😂
Very clever!
This guy is a genius.
Clever stuff.
These bots in the comment sections are getting out of hand .-.
Hi Edith, there is literally nothing we can do about the bots. Feel free to report them, but when we do it, more just come back.
@@edithdlp8045 😂
In case it hasn't occurred to everyone: YT loves those ads and wants the $. They could fix this in a few hours for everyone, but again, they want them there; 'Bots and the $.
In the last 45 minutes I deleted over 1/2 dozen Bots many times (>50 times total) and magically they re appear a few minutes later. Like I said, YT wants them for the potential $$$
And... this has been an issue for many, many 'Tubers, especially the channel creators for many years. If I were to type in an effective, safe drug, like Hydro....ine, the YT Algorithm would never even allow it to be posted. Follow the money!!
Very clever and creative and funny.
Actually, I thought of an equation myself -
Mark Zuckerberg - brains =
Mark Zuckerberg
Figure that out!
Justin Bieber gets the beessst of both worlds 🎵🎶... He gets the limo out front... Something something every shoe every colour... Look, I haven't watched Hannah Montana since 2007, when I was like sixteen, it's not my fault I can't remember the whole theme.
I had no idea math IS fun!
Math - Powerpoint = No Fun
Sooooo funny.😂
........but I found this video on facebook.
As a math teacher myself, I look for my😮 ways to entertain as well. This is a little different direction from how I try it, but still funny.
BUT... can he do Steiner Math?
Superb
PowerPoint Comedy at its finest. And he proved, with Math, that Facebook is evil.
like for fakebook & tiktok analysis, this is brilliant
As soon as I saw that Miley Cyrus Pic, I somehow knew what the end result would be, just didn't know how we would get there