Billy Connolly - Picking up women - Two Night Stand 1997

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  • @nmode7420
    @nmode7420 2 года назад +39

    "dont feel the least bit sorry, im loaded"
    ahahahahahaha. What a legend

    • @ColtTalbot
      @ColtTalbot Год назад +1

      I was going to quote the same thing... then saw your comment 🤣🤣🤣

  • @kerrydevlin
    @kerrydevlin 2 года назад +27

    I've watched that show many times and it's still as funny as the first time I watched it.🤣🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

    • @Io-Io-Io
      @Io-Io-Io Год назад +1

      Where is it available?

  • @sandragustafsson3125
    @sandragustafsson3125 2 года назад +50

    "Fuck handsome, rich wins!"
    Well...that is true.

    • @lunn77
      @lunn77 2 года назад +1

      😂

    • @juanitarichards1074
      @juanitarichards1074 2 года назад

      We can have both........at the same time......

    • @Io-Io-Io
      @Io-Io-Io Год назад

      All wh...s someone once said

  • @paulhardman4640
    @paulhardman4640 3 года назад +55

    The master at work. 😄🤣😅

    • @jordanbrooks9136
      @jordanbrooks9136 2 года назад +2

      My favourite stand up comedian of all time, just absolutely relatable, smart and right to the point of things, watching Billy's stand ups over the years has helped me with my depression.

    • @kerrydevlin
      @kerrydevlin 2 года назад +1

      Very well said.

    • @TheHyde8875
      @TheHyde8875 2 года назад

      We must have watched something different. I didn't laugh once.

    • @marknestbox
      @marknestbox 2 года назад +4

      @@TheHyde8875 Which totally obviates the psychology behind your comment.

    • @indigo8021
      @indigo8021 Год назад

      @@TheHyde8875 fuck up, Rob.

  • @alaskawilderman
    @alaskawilderman 3 года назад +16

    Best there is and ever has been.

  • @irenehunter4736
    @irenehunter4736 3 года назад +16

    On yerself big man. 😀🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

  • @smokeit8518
    @smokeit8518 2 года назад +6

    I know this guy from boondock saints and oh my god I'm glad I found this

  • @ali-janethomson754
    @ali-janethomson754 2 года назад +6

    Billy's the best by far

  • @KermitFrogThe
    @KermitFrogThe 3 года назад +48

    There was a guy I knew years ago who was very lacking in confidence with women but still relaxed around them. Unfortunately as shown here with Billy he tended not to notice when he'd cracked it.
    One time I remember giving him grief for, a stunning woman he'd met had told him she'd just split from her boyfriend and really liked big guys, 6'3" and 20 stone with 21 inch gym arms, she really couldn't have made her interest much clearer without hadning him her knickers.

    • @Io-Io-Io
      @Io-Io-Io Год назад +2

      Feminism causes much confusion

  • @Albert12893
    @Albert12893 Год назад +6

    Complete legend funniest man ever

  • @paulstoran7183
    @paulstoran7183 Год назад +2

    Namaste 🙏 thankyou God bless 🙏 🙌 💖 ❤️ ✨️ all

  • @TheMikkster
    @TheMikkster 2 месяца назад +1

    This Billy is like a raging incandescent Zizek, the best vintage of him!😂

  • @kennyrester1032
    @kennyrester1032 2 года назад +12

    This guy is so funny.I like when he laughs at his own joke's.Not to many people can get away with that.thanks for all the laughs.

    • @johnmurray1044
      @johnmurray1044 2 года назад +2

      This is not this guy, this is Billy Connolly

    • @kennyrester1032
      @kennyrester1032 2 года назад

      Yes thanks,,I should of called him by his name. I do enjoy watching him perform.

  • @lunn77
    @lunn77 3 года назад +7

    Always loved Billy connolly

    • @sandragustafsson3125
      @sandragustafsson3125 2 года назад +1

      Me too. He's a hero to me. He really inspires me, cheers me up, and even saves me when I feel like not doing this "being alive"-stuff anymore. ^.^

    • @lunn77
      @lunn77 2 года назад +1

      @@sandragustafsson3125 yeh I'm feelin that. It's good you have that as a shield in dark times. Keep your head up 👍

  • @paulbaker9434
    @paulbaker9434 Год назад +3

    He's just a class act

  • @Rasmajnoon
    @Rasmajnoon 3 года назад +9

    Go billy!

  • @mickcurran7926
    @mickcurran7926 2 года назад +1

    He is the best stand up

  • @kennethmood535
    @kennethmood535 2 года назад +3

    great man indeed the best ever

  • @mohanicus
    @mohanicus Год назад +3

    " fuck handsome..rich wins"..🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @jaymalley8866
    @jaymalley8866 Год назад +2

    "fuck handsome rich wins" billy Connolly 🤣

  • @Racedoc
    @Racedoc 2 года назад +3

    F handsome rich wins …very true.

  • @PaulNangleMusic
    @PaulNangleMusic Год назад +1

    There hasn't been, or will never be, a comedian like Billy for a long time. The comedic storyteller was unique in his style. He'll be sorely missed.

    • @markfox1545
      @markfox1545 Год назад

      Are you under the impression that he's dead?

  • @TallSilentGuy
    @TallSilentGuy 3 года назад +9

    2:41 I would LOVE to know what he was going to say about cartoonists.

  • @nomdeplume2213
    @nomdeplume2213 2 года назад +12

    As a woman, making us laugh is a panty dropper lol its scientifically proven. Undies just vanish around the 50th laugh 🤣🤣 especially when said person making you laugh is Scottish 😂 a Scottish Comedian is a synonym for Panty Vanquisher.... true story...

    • @KrazeBoyy
      @KrazeBoyy Год назад +3

      Around the 50th? Fuck me, I think I'd just rather go home and handle myself by that point hahahaha.

  • @louisepagels9032
    @louisepagels9032 Год назад +2

    Oh...but very handsome too.

  • @nialloconnor1490
    @nialloconnor1490 Месяц назад

    I had the same issues, could never bridge that gap between humour or acting the clown and initiating the mating ritual.

  • @scottishalwaysdixie1638
    @scottishalwaysdixie1638 3 года назад +12

    Glaswegian fuc?ing Legend BC 🙌

  • @sherryhesner5940
    @sherryhesner5940 2 года назад +4

    😍

  • @sallopez3903
    @sallopez3903 Год назад

    Billy I Feel Your Pain

  • @spookmineer
    @spookmineer 2 года назад +5

    I wish I were rich and not this handsome.

  • @bsnf-5
    @bsnf-5 2 года назад +1

    He has a point.

  • @leanneheinemann3862
    @leanneheinemann3862 2 года назад +6

    I love the story he tells, about a fart on a plane trip to Australia

    • @Albert12893
      @Albert12893 Год назад

      Woopi Goldberg introduces Billy Connolly.it’s on there the whole thing is outstanding

  • @JamesCagney-wi4tx
    @JamesCagney-wi4tx Год назад

    Someone needs to cast Billy in a movie playing Noah.😁

  • @erikahogan2234
    @erikahogan2234 2 года назад +1

    You have to watch this very good so funnyman just found this one 😀😄 see what you think about it let me no

  • @Sinclair80
    @Sinclair80 2 года назад +2

    Actually looks like The King of Scotland here.

  • @sockey9940
    @sockey9940 2 года назад +6

    i was at this show with my Dad he doesn't remember now though...bloody Alzheimers!

  • @johncosta8821
    @johncosta8821 2 года назад

    It is similar

  • @tombstoneharrystudios584
    @tombstoneharrystudios584 Год назад +1

    He couldn’t have been THAT bad at chatting up women…he’s married the gorgeous Pamela Stephenson! 😂

  • @Angelus-1753
    @Angelus-1753 Год назад +1

    He looks like Roy Keane here

  • @gordonprimrose2254
    @gordonprimrose2254 2 года назад +1

    He canny help being fra Glasgow.RANGERS all the way

  • @MrComposerguy
    @MrComposerguy Год назад

    WHERE Have the Scone Ladies GONE ??????

  • @sapphirekay5530
    @sapphirekay5530 3 года назад +4

    😂😂😂

  • @henrikchristensen2382
    @henrikchristensen2382 2 года назад

    Hahaha im lotit hahaha

  • @trevorkeyser9746
    @trevorkeyser9746 2 года назад +1

    It’s a bloke thing! We’re just lucky women are forward!

  • @donaldduck5553
    @donaldduck5553 2 года назад

    “I’m still, waaa bla blaaa bla fucking bla”

  • @terrymckenzie8786
    @terrymckenzie8786 10 месяцев назад

    Fk handsome. Money talks😂

  • @Kluless-1022d
    @Kluless-1022d 3 года назад +2

    He wants some 🐈 😂

  • @adriaanboogaard8571
    @adriaanboogaard8571 Год назад

    I would like to meet that baggage handler and buy him a few beers.

  • @user-be7gk4fl3g
    @user-be7gk4fl3g 10 дней назад

    Al duce

  • @jazzycamera7226
    @jazzycamera7226 10 месяцев назад

    He sounds like Robin Williams' impersonation of the scotsman

  • @renaburns9640
    @renaburns9640 2 года назад

    V/v

  • @user-lz5zn2nt1o
    @user-lz5zn2nt1o 3 месяца назад

    A wanna hoor😅😂

  • @connormcaleese7773
    @connormcaleese7773 3 года назад +4

    First

  • @basbas768
    @basbas768 2 года назад

    George Carlin is the best. He's not in this channel.

  • @secallen
    @secallen 2 года назад

    Billy can be cringe when he goes humblebrag. Otherwise, a comedy genius.

  • @reiniergarcia
    @reiniergarcia 2 года назад

    Boring.

    • @LeviBoldock
      @LeviBoldock 2 года назад +2

      Yes, you are.
      Hi, I'm Reinier and I'm a web developer, born and raised in Cuba and that now lives in Miami, Florida. I emigrated to USA and blah de fucking blah...

    • @geraldgallagher825
      @geraldgallagher825 Год назад +1

      Sorry Reineier but if you live in a plastic/fake world? Unfortunately you will not appreciate real life humour

    • @indigo8021
      @indigo8021 Год назад

      Is that your profile bio?

    • @Io-Io-Io
      @Io-Io-Io 8 месяцев назад

      ...he said wathcung himself in the mirror