Billy is not a comedian he us the most brilliant story teller ever It's all of the cuff. No script. He is a national treasure I love him I am Scottish too.but live Australia now.
IMHO Billy is the funniest British comedian ever. I'm an old person who grew up with the likes of Morecambe and Wise, Tommy Cooper etc. Only Tommy Cooper and Billy Connolly can make me laugh until I hurt.
I was there that night. Only went because it was the big man himself. He was the stand out comedian I saw at this show. The rest were the most unfunny wannabe mockney accent comedy acts you could have ever paid to see. I left soon as Billy left the stage. Seen him in the 70s 80s 90s 00's right up until his last night at the Hammersmith Odeon [I'll never call it the Apollo]. Without doubt the best comedian of my generation and I'm well into my 60s now. Try finding Connolly doing his supper routine. Thankfully one of my late uncles would always bring down the latest album Billy did. Great memories. Thanks for putting this up.
Billy is my top fav no 1 comedian..and with with huge thanks to my late father whom passed away March this year, we would both watch his dvds or tv appearances and laugh so hard our stomachs would ache..I miss my dad's laughter so much but every time I see Billy Connolly I can almost hear my dad crying with laughter...would very much like to meet him and shake his hand but we shall see...
So sorry for the loss of your dad Ceri. My kids grew up with the likes of Billy Connolly and Ab Fab and Black Adder and Red Dwarf. I've watched them laugh until they hurt. If my kids remember me for making them laugh then I reckon I did an okay job. Meanwhile I've loved Billy since the 1970s when he was a folk singer and stand-up comic - who made me laugh until I hurt.
Billy yer a legend pal,i really bet he never thought he would have made it,as big a stand up,and music artist, as he is.the big will allways be in the Glasgow memories for ever,👍👍👍👍👍🏴🏴
Reading today how blue-ringers have started appearing just down the coast from me, so I came back to watch this legendary performance yet again. "And it showed you THIS bastard!" 😂😂😂 Seen him, oh...fourteen times over the years and met him on a few of those occasions. An honorary Aussie. The funniest human being I've ever witnessed.
I,m an Aussie and when i first heard this i was half asleep in bed,i laughed so much i couldn,t get back to sleep.Its so true especialy amongst surfers when the shark alarm goes off they stay in the water,now i know why,sharks eat one person at a time Brilliant
Hes the best. When u have guys that talk him up so much like Robbin Williams and such other great comedyans its just amazing.Hes been doing it for longer than anyone I know out there right now.
I was staying with friends in Southern Queensland, and their land is a small forest. One day their dog was trying to grab hold of a brown Taipan, but was moved away by Greg. Before my visit, I thought that there were poisonous creatures lurking, waiting to bite you. Leaping out of bushes and snakes slithering after you I never saw one in the month I was there. I realised that in September the snakes were in hibernation, so I was alright and having two Queenslanders as my guests allayed my fears. There are no poisenous creatures in the UK, apart from the rarely seen Blackadder. It's bite can make you feel ill, but that's all. I travelled with Greg and Marilyn to Palm Cove in Northern Queensland and wants to have my first swim in the Pacific. There was, however, a sign that said " BEWARE Stingers and Sharks, so that was that. I spoke to a local who said that he had never been in the sea. It looked so blue and inviting too. It was a great holiday nonetheless and I saw some wonderful sights and travelled a lot. I flew down to Sydney for my final week. I spent every day by Circular Quay and Darling Harbour. The Opera House was fabulous. I was lucky in that the fleet review was in Darling Harbour. I also saw the fabulous aquarium with beautiful multicoloured fish. I saw some ofc the reef as well. It was my trip if a lifetime and I would love revisit your beautiful country and see my friends again. Greg us from Brisbane, and Marilyn is a countrywoman from Queensland. Their beautiful Queenslander home, with varandas is fabulous. Every night I heard these insects rubbing their legs together. There were hundreds of them. It started after sundown and lasted about half an hour. I think they are Sicoia. One of the most unusual and unique experiences, was being in a vehicle driving along the beach on Fraser Island. I was amazed that it was a public road with traffic lights and speed restrictions. Police were visible and quite often helping a vehicle that got stuck in the sand. I took 800 photos and film which I sometimes look at, but the memory of that trip in 2013 is still vivid.
It is a great routine and covers what being Australian is like. It's true he did look like a Smurf but at least he had our sun to get a tan and look white. lol
I remember watching this Comic Relief live on BBC1 that day. The whole afternoon with Terry Wogan and lots of celebs doing silly, comfy, clean, entertaining stuff.. and then came the watershed at 9pm came, we were switched to the Shaftesbury Theatre and this Legend came on stage. I know this routine word for word. It actually misses out the first minute or so, when Billy came on and mouthed into a supposedly non-working mic...
Unbelievable handsome guy, at every age, great humor and the king of forgiveness (you should watch the umm... Stroumbopolopol....- interview). And I love his voice so much. Lucky Pamela.
Billy is simply the best and came out of Scotland god bless Scotland and thanks Billy for making me laugh again taking my mind off the bad part of my life
The might be The Greatest Stan-Up Segment of all time!! i've heard several of these jokes before & since, but THIS, right then, on that stage - that was an "On" day for sure...
There's actually a couple of minutes missing at the beginning, when Billy comes on and says into a mic, "Can ya hear me?" The audience yells "YES!" He goes to another mike Stage Left and silently mouths, "Can ya hear me?" The audience is quiet Then he leans in and says, quite clearly, "Ya fucking wankers!" A most reprehensible, filthy-mouthed, honest, acute, clever and gut-wrenchingly, side-splittingly entertaining comedian. A wonderfully passionate, descriptive, romantic and natural TV presenter. But most of all.. above all.. a loyal, loving husband, dad and friend to many. Billy C is. and Freddie M was, combined, the greatest pair of talents of the 80's and beyond.
Actually. I am a Billy Connolly fan. I went to the states ten years ago. I became acquainted with George Carlin's material. They did share a lot of stuff. Different style but very funny.
My ain wee daddy had a similar reaction was he was stationed in Singapore in the late 1950s. He said he'd never swum so fast when he saw fins cutting the surface of the water. Dolphins. He was young and English and a long way from home.
He still cracks me up. And to answer, yes, there are plenty of people bored enough to annoy a spider. I’ve known people to keep huntsmans as pets. Don’t care if they don’t bite ppl, they could if they wanted to and they’re terrifying
Reply to andy666atreus: It's from the very first comic relief. I've done a quick search for a retail copy but the only place I found it was second hand on ebay. The full title is "comic relief utterly utterly rude video live". (VHS tape, afaik never released on DVD).
on the cover it says "THE YOUNG ONES BILLY CONNOLLY & ROWAN ATKINSON LIVE & UNCENSORED it's COMIC RELIEF" its a video distrubited by Virgin and it was for OXFAM and SAVE THE CHILDREN FUND
Dylan Moran is a derivative comic, and he has been quoted saying: "the reason I am a derivative comic, is that all of the people in my form of comedy have derived it from Billy Connolly" ...
Billy is not a comedian he us the most brilliant story teller ever
It's all of the cuff. No script. He is a national treasure I love him I am Scottish too.but live Australia now.
When we lose Billy no one will ever be able 💔 to replace him and my heart 💔 will break
Xxx
there will never be a stand up again like billy connolly. scottish legend.
Absolutely. Funniest man on the planet.
Scottish legend indeed.
Sadly this is TRUE!
he's still alive
@@TheBigFormerlyPurpleT yes but doesnt know if he needs a shit or a haircut
A national treasure this man no one will replace him
IMHO Billy is the funniest British comedian ever. I'm an old person who grew up with the likes of Morecambe and Wise, Tommy Cooper etc. Only Tommy Cooper and Billy Connolly can make me laugh until I hurt.
He was never that funny
I was there that night. Only went because it was the big man himself. He was the stand out comedian I saw at this show. The rest were the most unfunny wannabe mockney accent comedy acts you could have ever paid to see. I left soon as Billy left the stage. Seen him in the 70s 80s 90s 00's right up until his last night at the Hammersmith Odeon [I'll never call it the Apollo]. Without doubt the best comedian of my generation and I'm well into my 60s now. Try finding Connolly doing his supper routine. Thankfully one of my late uncles would always bring down the latest album Billy did. Great memories. Thanks for putting this up.
Just the funniest man ever born. God keep you in health for as long as !!
A legend and very funny.
Billy is my top fav no 1 comedian..and with with huge thanks to my late father whom passed away March this year, we would both watch his dvds or tv appearances and laugh so hard our stomachs would ache..I miss my dad's laughter so much but every time I see Billy Connolly I can almost hear my dad crying with laughter...would very much like to meet him and shake his hand but we shall see...
This is literally me and my father... watched him together for years... made me smile and made me sad this comment...
He is a legend
Met him twice
So sorry for the loss of your dad Ceri. My kids grew up with the likes of Billy Connolly and Ab Fab and Black Adder and Red Dwarf. I've watched them laugh until they hurt. If my kids remember me for making them laugh then I reckon I did an okay job. Meanwhile I've loved Billy since the 1970s when he was a folk singer and stand-up comic - who made me laugh until I hurt.
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Billy is the best.
Funniest man on the planet and has been for a very very long time
Agreed.
Totally agree 100%
Cheered me up. You cannot do this sort of stuff nowadays, mores the pity. He was so very very good, and still is.
You CAN and SHOULD do it NOW
Billy yer a legend pal,i really bet he never thought he would have made it,as big a stand up,and music artist, as he is.the big will allways be in the Glasgow memories for ever,👍👍👍👍👍🏴🏴
Reading today how blue-ringers have started appearing just down the coast from me, so I came back to watch this legendary performance yet again.
"And it showed you THIS bastard!" 😂😂😂
Seen him, oh...fourteen times over the years and met him on a few of those occasions. An honorary Aussie.
The funniest human being I've ever witnessed.
Must of seen this 20 odd years ago, still cracks me up. Thanks Billy for setting the bar so high.
Forget Stan Laurel, Billy Connolly is, was and always will be the all time greatest British comedian. I'll fight you on it!!!!
Forget British... best comedian!
Absolutely love Billy Connolly! I never watch him that I don’t laugh until I cry.
I've never heard of this guy before? How is that possible?? He is absolutely hilarious!
I,m an Aussie and when i first heard this i was half asleep in bed,i laughed so much i couldn,t get back to sleep.Its so true especialy amongst surfers when the shark alarm goes off they stay in the water,now i know why,sharks eat one person at a time Brilliant
Hes the best. When u have guys that talk him up so much like Robbin Williams and such other great comedyans its just amazing.Hes been doing it for longer than anyone I know out there right now.
I've watched this at least 10 times! Anytime I need a chuckle I watch this! The Japanese bit cracks me up every time!
A true legend. My favourite comedian of all time.
as a proud Aussie, I have loved this skit ever since I first saw it in the 80's! It never gets old ... and yes we do make it to adulthood :-D
I was staying with friends in Southern Queensland, and their land is a small forest. One day their dog was trying to grab hold of a brown Taipan, but was moved away by Greg. Before my visit, I thought that there were poisonous creatures lurking, waiting to bite you. Leaping out of bushes and snakes slithering after you I never saw one in the month I was there. I realised that in September the snakes were in hibernation, so I was alright and having two Queenslanders as my guests allayed my fears. There are no poisenous creatures in the UK, apart from the rarely seen Blackadder. It's bite can make you feel ill, but that's all. I travelled with Greg and Marilyn to Palm Cove in Northern Queensland and wants to have my first swim in the Pacific. There was, however, a sign that said " BEWARE Stingers and Sharks, so that was that. I spoke to a local who said that he had never been in the sea. It looked so blue and inviting too. It was a great holiday nonetheless and I saw some wonderful sights and travelled a lot. I flew down to Sydney for my final week. I spent every day by Circular Quay and Darling Harbour. The Opera House was fabulous. I was lucky in that the fleet review was in Darling Harbour. I also saw the fabulous aquarium with beautiful multicoloured fish. I saw some ofc the reef as well. It was my trip if a lifetime and I would love revisit your beautiful country and see my friends again. Greg us from Brisbane, and Marilyn is a countrywoman from Queensland. Their beautiful Queenslander home, with varandas is fabulous. Every night I heard these insects rubbing their legs together. There were hundreds of them. It started after sundown and lasted about half an hour. I think they are Sicoia. One of the most unusual and unique experiences, was being in a vehicle driving along the beach on Fraser Island. I was amazed that it was a public road with traffic lights and speed restrictions. Police were visible and quite often helping a vehicle that got stuck in the sand. I took 800 photos and film which I sometimes look at, but the memory of that trip in 2013 is still vivid.
It is a great routine and covers what being Australian is like.
It's true he did look like a Smurf but at least he had our sun to get a tan and look white. lol
Thank fuck
@@davidwhyberd7612 Glad you enjoyed your holiday of a lifetime! The noisy insects were cicadas. :-)
Billy was a comic genius and this was his best ever
I remember watching this Comic Relief live on BBC1 that day. The whole afternoon with Terry Wogan and lots of celebs doing silly, comfy, clean, entertaining stuff.. and then came the watershed at 9pm came, we were switched to the Shaftesbury Theatre and this Legend came on stage.
I know this routine word for word. It actually misses out the first minute or so, when Billy came on and mouthed into a supposedly non-working mic...
Oh my god this one had me in tears.
He’s the first comedian I watched from childhood,
hilarious chap 😂 ❤️
So funny could watch Billy all day .now that is a brilliant Comedian..
Unbelievable handsome guy, at every age, great humor and the king of forgiveness (you should watch the umm... Stroumbopolopol....- interview). And I love his voice so much. Lucky Pamela.
Omg ive crying from laughter ,love Billy he cracks me up 🤣🤣
Billy is simply the best and came out of Scotland god bless Scotland and thanks Billy for making me laugh again taking my mind off the bad part of my life
The legendary comedian 🙌
Thank you for the upload! This is the best part of that particular show. Billy Connoly is utterly hilarious! 😝
possibly the best come back ever man
i have been looking for this shark sketch for so long, thank you. i didn't realise it was so long ago since i must have watched it.
i love how everone clapped and laughed when he said "i'd be throwing children behind me" 😂😂😂🤣
The might be The Greatest Stan-Up Segment of all time!! i've heard several of these jokes before & since, but THIS, right then, on that stage - that was an "On" day for sure...
If I had the chance , to sit and talk to anyone who had ever existed, or exists now, I would chose Billy.
He is just so...perfect
Billy Connolly- the eternal child
BRILLIANT
Billy is the master stand up. Glad Australia gives him so much inspiration 😂😂
The greatest
"throwing children behind me!" lmao! sooo funny!
He's got to be the funniest guy alive!
thats our billy amazing
The true master at work.
Soooo intelligent!
love this man:)
There's actually a couple of minutes missing at the beginning, when Billy comes on and says into a mic, "Can ya hear me?"
The audience yells "YES!"
He goes to another mike Stage Left and silently mouths, "Can ya hear me?"
The audience is quiet
Then he leans in and says, quite clearly, "Ya fucking wankers!"
A most reprehensible, filthy-mouthed, honest, acute, clever and gut-wrenchingly, side-splittingly entertaining comedian.
A wonderfully passionate, descriptive, romantic and natural TV presenter.
But most of all.. above all.. a loyal, loving husband, dad and friend to many.
Billy C is. and Freddie M was, combined, the greatest pair of talents of the 80's and beyond.
This guys a hero
Funniest man on the planet.. class...
THE BEST !!
looooool,on 1986,i was 5 years old,wow funny
so remember this from the 80's
he's great. And yeah, it's true about the box jellyfish - vinegar is the way to stop it. Love the bit about he blue ringed octopus!
Legend!
funniest guy of all time
Genius!!!
Actually. I am a Billy Connolly fan. I went to the states ten years ago. I became acquainted with George Carlin's material. They did share a lot of stuff. Different style but very funny.
I can top that - my cousins had a pet tarantula, it died just two years ago :) I used to feed it weekly.
I almost choked on my peice watching this
Shumaa1 A piece n square slice sausage with a totty scone on top and HP sauce :)
Gratest ever
HE HAS DONE SO WELL
2.42 FUCKIN SHARKKKKK !!!!!! never gets old
Waite'l ya here this..just love billy
Always makes me laugh ❤
Funniest man ever.
*WHO ELSE COMING FROM 2020?*
2023 ma guy
And 2024!
November 2024!❤
Man he's so funny ..lmao
I live in Queensland, Australia... all of this is this is so fucking true. Huntsmen? Stingers. Steve Erwin anyone???
@aussiefaraday surprised he didn't add the croc to finish off the routine.
My ain wee daddy had a similar reaction was he was stationed in Singapore in the late 1950s. He said he'd never swum so fast when he saw fins cutting the surface of the water.
Dolphins. He was young and English and a long way from home.
He still cracks me up. And to answer, yes, there are plenty of people bored enough to annoy a spider. I’ve known people to keep huntsmans as pets. Don’t care if they don’t bite ppl, they could if they wanted to and they’re terrifying
who else came here right after watching a QI Clip? :P
Turdbo Mitch me! 🙋♂️
ME ha ha ha
AND no fucking ho-ho-ba!
HEY, you haven't got time to be watching tv. Get back and give us some more Wallace and Gromet
Turdbo Mitch Me too
Benjamin netenyahuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu??
Classic 😂😂😂
classic
its billys brutal honesty aside from the great stories i love... he just dont give a fk lmfao!! long live the big yin!! :D
More great things from the Big Yin!
lmao! i love billy!
In Australia we annoy spiders 👍😊
Hahah what a legend
Reply to andy666atreus:
It's from the very first comic relief. I've done a quick search for a retail copy but the only place I found it was second hand on ebay. The full title is "comic relief utterly utterly rude video live". (VHS tape, afaik never released on DVD).
woop luv the BIG YIN ^^
It was my own flipper PMSL
The holiday camp but gets me every time lol... #standupking
ok I just laughed and choked on my drink, then threw up.... lol
on the cover it says "THE YOUNG ONES BILLY CONNOLLY & ROWAN ATKINSON LIVE & UNCENSORED it's COMIC RELIEF"
its a video distrubited by Virgin and it was for OXFAM and SAVE THE CHILDREN FUND
I laughed so hard that i shat
Check out the Christmas dinner video, boys. Genuine, genial, genius.
Allow me to translate:
"I'M GOING GET OUT OF THE WATER!! CAN'T YOU FUCKING HEAR THE SIREN THERE'S A FUCKING BIG FISH BEHIND YOU!!!"
Pale Blue Scottish Person. HBO. Hilarious. If you haven't seen it; do it!
Classic Connolly...... Funny as fuck.....
Hahahahah ffs Billy, daaang hes funny man! "We all swim with a bottle of vinigear" :D hahahah
I've just checked the tape that this clip came from and it says "1986" so we were both wrong.
dear daughter's laughing so hard :))
How did someone like this even exist??? Jeezus christ
SHARK!!
Spent quite a bit of time dodging the stingers and blue ringed octopus around Townsville and Maggie island ....stunning area of the world
Help people as long as does me good.
Potatoes of the Night!
That's a strange shirt really. ;o Funny guy though. Genius :D
Dylan Moran is a derivative comic, and he has been quoted saying: "the reason I am a derivative comic, is that all of the people in my form of comedy have derived it from Billy Connolly" ...