I was a Walmart employee a few months back and they had to let me go due to getting sick via seasonal allergies and customers violating the no pets allowed policy thus exposing me to dog dander (which I'm very allergic to) instead of letting me heal up and get back to work. Let's just say I honestly wouldn't put it past that company to kidnap and hold a family hostage for some sick scheme.
The fact that we figure out demons might be in the fnaf universe through a book, only sold in Walmart, attached to two other stories that have been already told is gonna be one of the funniest things i have ever seen. That should be a new symptom for the fnaf books. "Casually and randomly dropping big lore reviews"
The story doesn't even suggest demons actually exist in FNAF. All it does is have the smoke turn into a horned demon in the eyes of the crowd, symbolizing their view of Mr. Burton. It's pretty simple. Also this story doesn't even mention anything remotely FNAF related.
@@Joshside-d7k something tells me they’re gonna use this crap for the mimic which is going to be the most cringes thing ever and it’s stands well somehow consider this good when you can easily explain why it’s the dumbest thing in the world 🙄
I don't even care about lore, what drew me to these books were giving short horror tales to some of the animatronics and then it devolved into slime monsters, kids at play signs, and now just straight up a demon Out of curiousity, do you have a favorite fnaf animatronic who didn't have a book story Nick? Mine's Withered Freddy or the Plushbabies, I actually came up with a Plushbaby story while using the washroom where a girl stole them and they at night would slowly suffocate her, a metaphore for greed, not super deep but it puts more effort into being fnaf than like, half of these short stories.
Animatronic? DJ Music Man, I think there could have been some really cool concepts centered around him. But just character in general? Definitely Vanny, thought admittedly I rectified that myself
The fact this story was rejected twice and then subjected to only a walmart exclusive tells me someone tried super hard to never let this story see the light of day.
And what does this have to do with the mimic? or anything about Fnaf? Are they trying to tell us that the mimic is a demon? If so then that’s just a really shitty move the mimic is already crappy enough Please don’t make it even crapy’er
Whenever Nick thinks he's out, the Five Nights at Freddy's books pull him back in. 4:27 I knew a dishwasher where I used to work and the knucklehead told the new dishwasher I was a skin walker to mess with him. He ended up quitting. 4:56 This parts reminds me of the story Frankenstein. Talking about who the monster really is. The monster never creates itself. 5:27 Called it. I don't blame anyone for buying these books with stories like this.
Commenting for that RUclips algorithm! I sadly don't have much to add, you pretty much nailed it. Though you did leave out that this story is just... A thinly veiled Scott vent post about the "evil demon teenagers online ruining his reputation!"
Another comment for the algorithm! I forgot but “Monster” also has a, wait for it, a name swap error! The sentence says “Liam must have soaked Mr. Burton in kerosene” instead of correctly saying “Drew must have soaked Mr. Burton in kerosene”. In the book, it’s page 509. Can’t have a bad story without a name error lol. Just wanted to mention it, though you may have left it out to save your head from more book slamming lol. Oh, and congratulations on 1 million views Nick!
I feel like the author wrote this story thinking only on the message but at the end they remembered that it need to be connected to FNAF so they added the pizzeria as a setting.
Ya know what would've made for a better story? If Drew got the old man as a new neighbor. Things were going well between them at first, until the old man acts suspicious. Drew starts to stalk the old man, his parents tell him this is unhealthy, but he keep going. No one believes his crazy conspiracy theory. He has this strange urge to go to the pizzaplex, and once Drew goes outside, the old man finally puts his foot down. He aims a gun at Drew, forcing the kid to run into the pizzaplex. Once drew is shot in the foot, he bleeds black oil, and there's a metallic part underneath the "skin". Drew was an animatronic the whole time, and the old man was human. The real drew passed away years ago, so the parents ordered friendly face tech to replicate their son. It goes to show that some people just can't let go after death, and go as far as to lie to their own kin about it. But hey, that's just a stupid rewrite!😂
This was such a fun video! In fact, all your Tales From The Pizzaplex videos have been so good, I've enjoyed watching all of them. Kind of wish there were more, but of Edit: Sorry, I thought I saw my monkey's paw move! haha how silly of me! As I was saying, but of course, there are no more stories to review.
Well done, you survived. I'm sorry if I got your hopes up, I just didn't wanna ruin the vibe in that comments section. Anyway, this book is so weirdly disconnected from FNAF. Like the characters being disconnected is pretty normal for these books I know that but the fact that Freddy's, the pizzaplex or anything else isn't even mentioned by name is crazy. Like even stories like Frailty feel obligated to at least mention the pizzaplex. Based on the leaks, this story was originally gonna be in Tales 5 and then delayed to Tales 7 before finally being relegated to Walmart exclusive. I guess tying it into FNAF might've been the issue or maybe it was getting the message across. Drew's whole plan seems to be a commentary on moral panics. Oh well, maybe the interactive novels will work better.
I feel like it kinda gives away the quality of the story when it has such a generic placeholder title esque name like "Monster." That's the equivalent of me making a horror graphic novel and naming it "Fear" or "Spoopy Story" or "dbdjjstdhddgdyduhx"
4:36 as apposed to the legend of the Greek or the Egyptian, or any other Loki (chances are there are some other cultural figures in history or mythology called Loki, but I doubt the writer of this or a fictional kid was smart enough to go that direction)? these books are just comedic at this point.
Honestly i dont even think the kid was possessed, I think the demon cloud was just for dramatic effect tbh. You can TELL this short was unfinished and needed heavy workshopping. I’ve read and written fazfics better
What sold it to me was 1) The story's theme of "evil" being badness being committed in the name of goodness, which is what Drew was doing, 2) The reveal that Drew lied about Mr. Burton abusing him and really was just doing it for the lulz, and 3) The detail that Drew smiled and gave a thumbs up despite being burned alive. But yeah, I agree with you...this story should have been scrapped from the very premise alone.
1:55 wait 'cause listen. I may love Sun and Moon as characters and all, lurking in the DCA sub-Fandom but I looked at that poster when it was first leaked and I'm so done, honestly the shading and ambience is good, but the proportions are not on model and there is just something off about it ;v; Also, screw Walmart
So… surprise, surprise. There really was a “ninth” Tale from the Pizzaplex, granted that’s a huge ask for what we got. Cool review btw, felt like we were back at it again lol, liked how you had to exaggerate saying “JustaPizza” lol. Great intro lol, every entry must be reviewed indeed. Though, not every Fnaf game is “invincible”, you’ve shown that before ;). I did get the book itself… as I didn’t want to leave my Tales collection unfinished, what a fool am I. I was surprised though that ALL the stories from books 2 and 3 are included, a good choice actually so I can refresh from Monster with stories from two of the stronger books from the series. And a poster helps too lol. You saved yourself by not getting the book, you would have really been faz-dead by slamming that monster (wait… not a pun I swear) against your head lol. Before getting into it, this is the Liam and Drew story! The one that was replaced from books 5 and 7 by GGY and Tiger Rock. Fun fact: you can still find old descriptions of book 7 with this story included by googling Tiger rock and looking for images showing the book’s back cover. The description is slightly different though, will mention later. “Monster” is definitely the worst Tales story, and that’s just for having no relation at all to the Pizzaplex or Fnaf! Though it gave me a few chuckles lol. You hit all the main reasons on why the story fails, making no sense is definitely the main reason. Like, my favorite example is when Drew is explaining to Liam about all the “truth” about Mr. B and shows his scars and Liam asks how he got those and Drew literally just shrugs and goes “idk lol”. And later when Liam realizes that Drew is just wack, Liam says all his scars were from Drew “being clumsy” like that explains anything. Like the story hits you in the face that things don’t make sense lol. Also, Mr. Burton… no not that name (but he is a sweet old man in this one). On the “pages on pages” thing, for this story I’ve noticed is the most useless the protag exposition is because all of it doesn’t contribute to anything. Only Drew’s stuff matters and his is the shortest I think (and his is summed up as “envious teen that likes journalism mad that he can’t access his trust fund inheritance), Liam is a supposed good wrestler that gets beat by a shove from Drew and has an actually abusive living father that isn’t even a character. So in this story it’s obvious that the exposition is there for filler cuz it doesn’t do anything. I caught on to the twist mainly when Drew mentions that evil is something like “disguising evil as something good” and it being an easy-to-see contradiction with all his newspaper campaigns. Though Drew being a demon/demon possessed is very blunt on showing that he was evil. This story does get comedy points for the two swears, a first for the series lol. Btw, cool notes, Drew going through so many girlfriends gave me a laugh too. The twist and just the whole third act is just senseless craziness. Drew sets JustaPizza on fire and controls the flames to erase Mr. Burton and then burns himself all fancily to show off and that demon shaped smoke cloud is the icing on the cake. The red herrings aren’t even all that convincing except for the blood thing which Drew set up by killing a rat (that’s unhinged), and the nightmares aren’t even spooky. Can they even count as Nightmalaise then lol. And then the ending showing that all the people forget magically except Liam who makes his paper that further shows the point about evil disguised as good. Well Liam, you’re not the only one who will remember this bud. How does Fnaf fit in to this story? To me, it totally isn’t! The scar thing didn’t really click with me being springlock related, I was thinking more animal scratch scars going along with the shape-shifting demon thing. That one sentence about a “national franchise” is reaching hard lol, I’d be shocked if it is trying to say the Pizzaplex is built on that spot, nice pick fazbear enterprises lol. That line in particular feels like a last minute choice to try and relate it to FNaF. One thing that I kinda see is that the events of a newspaper exposing a pizza place’s owner of being evil could be some hint that something similar happened with a Freddy Fazbear’s or somethin, but that’s about it. Nice conclusion, in fact I said similar things on your Tales review video too about how main characters are purposely not used well in these stories and using vagueness to replace actual quality for the sake of “not breaking canon”. Btw, “bass-ackwards”? That’s a good one lol. When reading this story, I felt like it was made just to make use of this plot and Liam and Drew specifically. “Monster” has some elements that reminded me of two other stories. A teen using a school newspaper… or a writing project and discovering a secret about a person in a pizza place? GGY is a good mystery with Tony doing that and it’s related to the Pizzaplex. There’s moments where Liam feels his whole world is going crazy and is unreal. It’s a small part but it reminds me of parts in Tiger Rock when Kai is doubting his fake world. I find it charitable that this story had its better parts reworked into the two stories that replaced it, and scholastic bit the faz-bullet and found a way to finish the story but without any relation to the Pizzaplex which maybe was the toughest part for “Monster”. This story’ description was slightly changed, now it is Liam and Drew “…writing an exposé about their boss” which before it was general “…writing an exposé in their school newspaper”. Really, “Monster” may have just been a prototype for GGY where Liam and Drew were gonna expose the Pizzaplex and face trouble with Gregory… or Vanny ooh. But we have what it is now, a very unrelated “FNaF” story. To end, I would say this is the last Pizzaplex story, but the free interactive novel is about the Pizzaplex too. So one last ride through Fazbear’s biggest project fellas. This final tale is a letdown though, I guess the real ninth Tale From the Pizzaplex is the limbs and heads we broke off along the way lol.
I'm glad I gave up on this franchise at the right time. Terrible stories like these are why I am working on my own story in a game similar to Security Breach, called "Gremlins: Christmas Vacation" It is based on the original film and will be about stopping the gremlins from destroying a Florida town in a mall before Christmas day. How does that sound to you? please be honest.
@@Sam-oz6qn I don’t care what these idiots think the mimic is the worst villain ever and the books make it even worse I just can’t look at these people and take them seriously even lonely Freddy is a more entertaining book than this and I like me some lonely Freddy.
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I was a Walmart employee a few months back and they had to let me go due to getting sick via seasonal allergies and customers violating the no pets allowed policy thus exposing me to dog dander (which I'm very allergic to) instead of letting me heal up and get back to work. Let's just say I honestly wouldn't put it past that company to kidnap and hold a family hostage for some sick scheme.
The fact that we figure out demons might be in the fnaf universe through a book, only sold in Walmart, attached to two other stories that have been already told is gonna be one of the funniest things i have ever seen. That should be a new symptom for the fnaf books. "Casually and randomly dropping big lore reviews"
I'm sorry what?
Demons...?
Spring Bonnie from Into the Pit and Eleanor can be also called demons.
The story doesn't even suggest demons actually exist in FNAF. All it does is have the smoke turn into a horned demon in the eyes of the crowd, symbolizing their view of Mr. Burton. It's pretty simple. Also this story doesn't even mention anything remotely FNAF related.
@@Joshside-d7k something tells me they’re gonna use this crap for the mimic which is going to be the most cringes thing ever and it’s stands well somehow consider this good when you can easily explain why it’s the dumbest thing in the world 🙄
I don't even care about lore, what drew me to these books were giving short horror tales to some of the animatronics
and then it devolved into slime monsters, kids at play signs, and now just straight up a demon
Out of curiousity, do you have a favorite fnaf animatronic who didn't have a book story Nick? Mine's Withered Freddy or the Plushbabies, I actually came up with a Plushbaby story while using the washroom where a girl stole them and they at night would slowly suffocate her, a metaphore for greed, not super deep but it puts more effort into being fnaf than like, half of these short stories.
Animatronic? DJ Music Man, I think there could have been some really cool concepts centered around him. But just character in general? Definitely Vanny, thought admittedly I rectified that myself
@@nickcarlsonpress Yeah I knew you already picked Vanny so I had to get creative in asking lol, I agree DJMM could have had something
@@nickcarlsonpress a dj music man book could have some dope ideas
The fact this story was rejected twice and then subjected to only a walmart exclusive tells me someone tried super hard to never let this story see the light of day.
And what does this have to do with the mimic? or anything about Fnaf? Are they trying to tell us that the mimic is a demon? If so then that’s just a really shitty move the mimic is already crappy enough Please don’t make it even crapy’er
5:21 that’s going in the faz-swear jar
Whenever Nick thinks he's out, the Five Nights at Freddy's books pull him back in.
4:27 I knew a dishwasher where I used to work and the knucklehead told the new dishwasher I was a skin walker to mess with him. He ended up quitting.
4:56 This parts reminds me of the story Frankenstein. Talking about who the monster really is. The monster never creates itself.
5:27 Called it. I don't blame anyone for buying these books with stories like this.
That green goblin reference in the beginning is the huge highlight of this review
Commenting for that RUclips algorithm! I sadly don't have much to add, you pretty much nailed it.
Though you did leave out that this story is just... A thinly veiled Scott vent post about the "evil demon teenagers online ruining his reputation!"
Throughout all of the faz-shit. . . Never forget In The Flesh. . .
Another comment for the algorithm!
I forgot but “Monster” also has a, wait for it, a name swap error! The sentence says “Liam must have soaked Mr. Burton in kerosene” instead of correctly saying “Drew must have soaked Mr. Burton in kerosene”. In the book, it’s page 509. Can’t have a bad story without a name error lol. Just wanted to mention it, though you may have left it out to save your head from more book slamming lol.
Oh, and congratulations on 1 million views Nick!
I feel like the author wrote this story thinking only on the message but at the end they remembered that it need to be connected to FNAF so they added the pizzeria as a setting.
Ya know what would've made for a better story? If Drew got the old man as a new neighbor. Things were going well between them at first, until the old man acts suspicious. Drew starts to stalk the old man, his parents tell him this is unhealthy, but he keep going. No one believes his crazy conspiracy theory. He has this strange urge to go to the pizzaplex, and once Drew goes outside, the old man finally puts his foot down. He aims a gun at Drew, forcing the kid to run into the pizzaplex. Once drew is shot in the foot, he bleeds black oil, and there's a metallic part underneath the "skin". Drew was an animatronic the whole time, and the old man was human. The real drew passed away years ago, so the parents ordered friendly face tech to replicate their son. It goes to show that some people just can't let go after death, and go as far as to lie to their own kin about it.
But hey, that's just a stupid rewrite!😂
Love the Spider-Man reference, hate the story.
When you read the synopsis I said "this isn't even related to the Pizzaplex! Wait, is this even FNaF??"
This was such a fun video! In fact, all your Tales From The Pizzaplex videos have been so good, I've enjoyed watching all of them. Kind of wish there were more, but of
Edit: Sorry, I thought I saw my monkey's paw move! haha how silly of me! As I was saying, but of course, there are no more stories to review.
6:13 Well now I want to see all your notes you took for these books
Well done, you survived. I'm sorry if I got your hopes up, I just didn't wanna ruin the vibe in that comments section.
Anyway, this book is so weirdly disconnected from FNAF. Like the characters being disconnected is pretty normal for these books I know that but the fact that Freddy's, the pizzaplex or anything else isn't even mentioned by name is crazy. Like even stories like Frailty feel obligated to at least mention the pizzaplex. Based on the leaks, this story was originally gonna be in Tales 5 and then delayed to Tales 7 before finally being relegated to Walmart exclusive. I guess tying it into FNAF might've been the issue or maybe it was getting the message across. Drew's whole plan seems to be a commentary on moral panics. Oh well, maybe the interactive novels will work better.
Lmao Good Green Goblin reference in the intro.
I feel like it kinda gives away the quality of the story when it has such a generic placeholder title esque name like "Monster." That's the equivalent of me making a horror graphic novel and naming it "Fear" or "Spoopy Story" or "dbdjjstdhddgdyduhx"
4:36 as apposed to the legend of the Greek or the Egyptian, or any other Loki (chances are there are some other cultural figures in history or mythology called Loki, but I doubt the writer of this or a fictional kid was smart enough to go that direction)? these books are just comedic at this point.
Just when we thought it was over! 😭
Honestly i dont even think the kid was possessed, I think the demon cloud was just for dramatic effect tbh. You can TELL this short was unfinished and needed heavy workshopping. I’ve read and written fazfics better
What sold it to me was 1) The story's theme of "evil" being badness being committed in the name of goodness, which is what Drew was doing, 2) The reveal that Drew lied about Mr. Burton abusing him and really was just doing it for the lulz, and 3) The detail that Drew smiled and gave a thumbs up despite being burned alive. But yeah, I agree with you...this story should have been scrapped from the very premise alone.
9:04 in the end... it doesnt even matter...
1:55 wait 'cause listen. I may love Sun and Moon as characters and all, lurking in the DCA sub-Fandom but I looked at that poster when it was first leaked and I'm so done, honestly the shading and ambience is good, but the proportions are not on model and there is just something off about it ;v;
Also, screw Walmart
This just makes me wish that the glitchafton was canon we could’ve had a 10 times better story
I haven't read Monster yet but it sounds pretty metal if you ask me.
It's finally here🎉
I guess it was Bleeding Heart bad. Well, time to set my eyes on the interactive novels!
This sounds terrible lol. Imagine this isnt the final story lol
They know it was going to bad that’s why they made it a Walmart exclusive and what’s are you’re thoughts on the interactive novel series
I'll be making videos about those
So… surprise, surprise. There really was a “ninth” Tale from the Pizzaplex, granted that’s a huge ask for what we got. Cool review btw, felt like we were back at it again lol, liked how you had to exaggerate saying “JustaPizza” lol. Great intro lol, every entry must be reviewed indeed. Though, not every Fnaf game is “invincible”, you’ve shown that before ;).
I did get the book itself… as I didn’t want to leave my Tales collection unfinished, what a fool am I. I was surprised though that ALL the stories from books 2 and 3 are included, a good choice actually so I can refresh from Monster with stories from two of the stronger books from the series. And a poster helps too lol. You saved yourself by not getting the book, you would have really been faz-dead by slamming that monster (wait… not a pun I swear) against your head lol.
Before getting into it, this is the Liam and Drew story! The one that was replaced from books 5 and 7 by GGY and Tiger Rock. Fun fact: you can still find old descriptions of book 7 with this story included by googling Tiger rock and looking for images showing the book’s back cover. The description is slightly different though, will mention later.
“Monster” is definitely the worst Tales story, and that’s just for having no relation at all to the Pizzaplex or Fnaf! Though it gave me a few chuckles lol. You hit all the main reasons on why the story fails, making no sense is definitely the main reason. Like, my favorite example is when Drew is explaining to Liam about all the “truth” about Mr. B and shows his scars and Liam asks how he got those and Drew literally just shrugs and goes “idk lol”. And later when Liam realizes that Drew is just wack, Liam says all his scars were from Drew “being clumsy” like that explains anything. Like the story hits you in the face that things don’t make sense lol. Also, Mr. Burton… no not that name (but he is a sweet old man in this one). On the “pages on pages” thing, for this story I’ve noticed is the most useless the protag exposition is because all of it doesn’t contribute to anything. Only Drew’s stuff matters and his is the shortest I think (and his is summed up as “envious teen that likes journalism mad that he can’t access his trust fund inheritance), Liam is a supposed good wrestler that gets beat by a shove from Drew and has an actually abusive living father that isn’t even a character. So in this story it’s obvious that the exposition is there for filler cuz it doesn’t do anything. I caught on to the twist mainly when Drew mentions that evil is something like “disguising evil as something good” and it being an easy-to-see contradiction with all his newspaper campaigns. Though Drew being a demon/demon possessed is very blunt on showing that he was evil. This story does get comedy points for the two swears, a first for the series lol. Btw, cool notes, Drew going through so many girlfriends gave me a laugh too. The twist and just the whole third act is just senseless craziness. Drew sets JustaPizza on fire and controls the flames to erase Mr. Burton and then burns himself all fancily to show off and that demon shaped smoke cloud is the icing on the cake. The red herrings aren’t even all that convincing except for the blood thing which Drew set up by killing a rat (that’s unhinged), and the nightmares aren’t even spooky. Can they even count as Nightmalaise then lol. And then the ending showing that all the people forget magically except Liam who makes his paper that further shows the point about evil disguised as good. Well Liam, you’re not the only one who will remember this bud.
How does Fnaf fit in to this story? To me, it totally isn’t! The scar thing didn’t really click with me being springlock related, I was thinking more animal scratch scars going along with the shape-shifting demon thing. That one sentence about a “national franchise” is reaching hard lol, I’d be shocked if it is trying to say the Pizzaplex is built on that spot, nice pick fazbear enterprises lol. That line in particular feels like a last minute choice to try and relate it to FNaF. One thing that I kinda see is that the events of a newspaper exposing a pizza place’s owner of being evil could be some hint that something similar happened with a Freddy Fazbear’s or somethin, but that’s about it.
Nice conclusion, in fact I said similar things on your Tales review video too about how main characters are purposely not used well in these stories and using vagueness to replace actual quality for the sake of “not breaking canon”. Btw, “bass-ackwards”? That’s a good one lol.
When reading this story, I felt like it was made just to make use of this plot and Liam and Drew specifically. “Monster” has some elements that reminded me of two other stories. A teen using a school newspaper… or a writing project and discovering a secret about a person in a pizza place? GGY is a good mystery with Tony doing that and it’s related to the Pizzaplex. There’s moments where Liam feels his whole world is going crazy and is unreal. It’s a small part but it reminds me of parts in Tiger Rock when Kai is doubting his fake world. I find it charitable that this story had its better parts reworked into the two stories that replaced it, and scholastic bit the faz-bullet and found a way to finish the story but without any relation to the Pizzaplex which maybe was the toughest part for “Monster”. This story’ description was slightly changed, now it is Liam and Drew “…writing an exposé about their boss” which before it was general “…writing an exposé in their school newspaper”. Really, “Monster” may have just been a prototype for GGY where Liam and Drew were gonna expose the Pizzaplex and face trouble with Gregory… or Vanny ooh. But we have what it is now, a very unrelated “FNaF” story.
To end, I would say this is the last Pizzaplex story, but the free interactive novel is about the Pizzaplex too. So one last ride through Fazbear’s biggest project fellas.
This final tale is a letdown though, I guess the real ninth Tale From the Pizzaplex is the limbs and heads we broke off along the way lol.
I've missed your analysis paragraphs
fazbook
I'm glad I gave up on this franchise at the right time. Terrible stories like these are why I am working on my own story in a game similar to Security Breach, called "Gremlins: Christmas Vacation" It is based on the original film and will be about stopping the gremlins from destroying a Florida town in a mall before Christmas day. How does that sound to you? please be honest.
It sounds it could be amusing, although if you're trying to make money from the game then I wouldn't use the Gremlins
Hmmm perhaps make up a monster similar to the gremlins?
The mimic is a terrible villain. That’s all I’m gonna say.
the fact that these poor excuses for "story's" are being made should be a crime
The fact that people actually like these stories befuddles me.
@@dragonempress8367 yeah
@jbiehlable-k1t Oh BUt ItS ToO GoOD ANd wEll MaDE fOR yOU tO gEt It🤓
@@Sam-oz6qn I don’t care what these idiots think the mimic is the worst villain ever and the books make it even worse I just can’t look at these people and take them seriously even lonely Freddy is a more entertaining book than this and I like me some lonely Freddy.
@@dylanhudec979 in the books he is fine imo, but in the game he is a fucking joke
Please God (or FNAF demon whatever) that this is the last of this novella garbage series