STILL NOTHING TO SEE HERE | There Is No Game: Wrong Dimension - Part 2
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- Опубликовано: 7 окт 2020
- Why are you here? There still isn't a game here. Just me talking to nothing for about an hour so SHOO!!
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Игры
“Are all video game characters this stupid?”
Zelda players: pErHaPs
I, as a Zelda player (at least I was one until my 3DS broke and I still keep the title since I'm still a fan of the games--), relate to this comment
If link could talk, we would all hate him
@@pakcikfin1021 **coughs in the Legend of Zelda cartoon**
*Belches in CDI games*
@John Marinelli **plugs ears**
"I was coded without pockets"
All the girls: same
Lol yep 😂
Same XD
That’s definitely a Big Fucking Mood right there.
That's what buttholes are for
@@aNocturnal03 congratulations!!
you made it on r/cursedcomments!
“Little hero, you’re so powerful!”
_Hero immediately gets exhausted from taking 2 steps_
*how do you do that font*
@@Goofyahhguy963 _ like this but closed_
@@arturolealsolano5159 _ok_
@@arturolealsolano5159 you’re a -hero- legend
@@arturolealsolano5159 *_-can you type this?-_*
It would've been funny if when the hero dude said "your free princess!" she said, "no I'm actually 9.99$ OR additionally found in random boxes of crunchy crunchy cereal!"
Don’t you mean $9.99 the dollar sign goes first
"Man this Portuguese guy is real sad"
Lixian: w h A t
Lol yea even mark said he was.french
There’s no game
And I thought the narrator was german
a russian narrator
@@FriedTinapa For the fifth time he is not russia-
I don’t know why I enjoyed watching a black screen with no game for an hour and a half
We need to get you to the top so people will see this first.
Think about it this way:This video doesent exist. Its just our imagination creating images of things we've all seen before.
@@i-snipe-noobs9790 damn.
Same
*Spoilers*
Wait you didn't see the flying burger at 30:40 it made my day
Mark: **Gets the idea to put an ice cream cone in front of TV static to get snow**
Mark: **Can't figure out why, when both buttons are pressed, the door doesn't open and doesn't think that the red button shouldn't be pushed because it's red**
Everyone has smooth brain sometimes
Bb. B b.
Bro's stealing my brand
cannot believe it took TWO YEARS for me to realize mark actually did finish playing this game. i missed the sequel episodes originally, and i am SO excited to finally get to watch them !! this game is radddd
HE DID???
Can you give the link?
Nevermind I found it. I didn't see it because the thumbnail looks like it would be part 1 and I couldn't see the full title. 😑
What game? There is no game.
“Dude, Stop” and “There is no game” are polar opposites
bdhjz bcdhz I GOT A AD WITH MARKIPLIER IN IT OMG
kevin yang yeah did you see the new ad he posted for afk arena
But they are both games where you get to be a little bish
Polar opposite and the exact same at the same time
Dude, Stop, There is no game I see the crossover's title
This non-existant game is just taking a piss at RPG games and it's accurate as hell
ok dipper....Mason
This is getting out of hand, there's two of them now.
(Edit: I know I'm supposed to be thanking you all for the likes but I'm only here to explain this to newcomers. For context: there used to be another bot before but it like seems that the second bot disappeared. I'll still be keeping this comment up for archival purposes, though.)
Yeah, most RPG games are littered with stupid micro-transactions.
I saw bots in this comments
I must get me *Flammenwerfer*
@@anotherordinaryguy4992 except they really arent tho, its the MMORPG that are usually the ones littered with microtransactions or mobile games,especially when they are free to play (like the fictional one in this game lol)
Standard single player rpg tend to have bigger DLC or just paid cosmetics and costumes
I love how Mark's "OH'S!!," got so high that he squeeked from excitement until he saw it was a free to play and then he was like..."oh."
Uh first to comment?
Uh second to comment?
Uh third to comment?
Uh fourth to comment?
Uh fifth to comment?
The hero happily held out the glitch like it was something cool.
acquired item sprite
It was cool though
You have acquired: _m r g l i t c h_
Comments have not yet ripened, I will come back later 🙄
i'm comment investing
Right XD
Big brain
Comments are like avocados, you’re either too early or too late.
You could at least spell correctly you troglodyte
Fitting that for a game called "There is No Game"
"There is No Crowd Funding"
There is no one to love mr game
@@HarmonyOCgigi: 👁️👄👁️
@@j1nn0o0o besides GiGi
I love how the ads are keeping them from hearing his plan
Zelda ALARM CLOCK: LISTEN LISTEN HEY HEY
Link HERO: SHUT THE EVERLOVING HELL UP
I was wondering if anyone caught that inferences
Its not Zelda, its a fairy and her name is Navi
I feel like you didnt understand the joke
@@muse3043 well how would I know I never played that game
**launches guardian**
"It doesn't look like he's coming back down..."
Eventually, he stopped thinking.
r/unexpectedjojo
Nice comment.
KAARS VS GUARD
I hate being apart of this fandom. I was having a good day.
What?!
I fell for the thunder cross split attack?! [better yet known as a jojo reference]
Mark: "This is a good representation of free2play games"
Mark a day later: "AFK Arena is a free game that you should play!"
Y E S
I literally got the AFK arena ad prior to this vid, and was so confused bc I thought it was just a sponsored section at first
lol i actually started playing it to help mark out by using his link and its actually really fun lol
@@Judarvis He left out the part where you can choose him to run the tavern so its even better because of that lol
ItzRyno yeah I know lol it’s pretty cool
Props to the Hero for not even questioning the fact that "Gaia" had a gf
True ally
I actually forgot that the Hero thought Gaia was a goddess. This fact made that scene 100x better
I almost choked on my croissant I was eating when Game said “Honestly, I liked it better when it was raining croissants” 😂
I love that Lixian always mooves marks webcam when there is something important I haven't seen it anywhere else
Ikr I noticed that, dudes a great editor. It’s like he actually give the people what we want lol.
It’s a very simple and easy edit. Yet very rarely done.
Jacksepticeye's editor also does this
Well someone has to do it. butbyes it is helpful
Almost every RUclipsr does that.
it’s so sad to hear that the crowdfunding campaign failed.. i would’ve backed it. but considering that no one else seems to have heard about it either, i’m sure that it wasn’t a lack of support that made it fail, but actually a lack of awareness. perhaps if they advertised it better, they’d have a bigger budget.
True. If I had the money, I would have donated.
So what you're saying is... The actual crowdfunding failed?
Man, they should've just clicked some barrels.
@@leburgor6855 ...but what are barrels
@@baimhakani Can you read?
Mark : *watches NPC fall in a hole over and over again * what an idiot
Also mark : * does the same thing playing horror games *
18:25 to make that bomb the biggest in history of kaboom
Game: **provides backstory and lore**
Mark: Oh so sad. *I don’t care.*
Edit: I mean Game the character, not Game, the non game
Also mark in surgeon simulator: LoRe!!
Oh no! Anyways...
I think you mean Not Game
what game
no game you m e a n
"I don't have that kind of money."
*Clicks barrel*
"Hey look, I have that kind of money!"
@RITA , 23 y.o ! I NEED B0Y ! SEEND ME MESSEGES !!! predator relationship and this rita is 1 age older
Nice comment.
@@jaradoxdoral525 You're welcome.
50:24 R.I.P TO THE PAPER
The voice actor is actually French, it's funny how even without the Russian jokes people cant get it
“There is no game”
Category: gaming
Me: *Seems legit*
lol
RUclips is broken. They once put a discussion of a video of someone in the gaming category. This video is just an error that was put in gaming by accident.
Me- *Yeh dat meks Sens*
Oh no you've caught a bad case of The RITA'S its fatal.
I sub to u even tho you said not too
When the game said, "It's like riding a bike without the seat." What he really mean was, "It's a pain in the a**"
OH
That's actually genius wow
Ohhhh.... I'll have to use that 😂
ohhhhh that's smart, I like that 👀
dude Lixian has my whole heart for his editing
43:50 the most epic scene, so heartaking...
ooooooooooooohhh, the sword of life is on the staaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAÄ̵̩̯́̒A̶̰͐Â̶͔͔Á̵̡A̴̛̞͜͝A̵͖̿̍A̵̺̋̔A̵͉͕̐À̴̤͓̀Â̶̳̇Ả̸͘ͅA̵̖̜̋̒Â̷̹̾A̴̝̿Ä̶̹̠̥̬́Ä̵̤͈̖͍̭́̑͛͜͝͝Ą̶̮̮̆̕͝A̷̯̘̙̮̗͔͈̅̀͊͘͝A̵̞͕̖͛̋̏A̷̖̖̺̦͇͙̎̈́̋̋́̕Ḁ̵̧̮͒̈̈́͌A̴̠̐̏͐͐͠͝͝ͅA̵̺̱̹̹͌͂͛̏͗̚͜A̶͈̖̎̒Ä̷͕̭̖̥̠́̅̒͛̊͊A̸͎̣̤̤̞̰̺͂A̶͇̹̞̭͊̄̀̌̈́̋A̴̜̬̲̚ND!!
"Ninecraft? Another one of those indie games that's doomed to fail."
Yeah, just you wait until Sbeve gets added to Super Crash Bros. Ultimate.
Don't you mean Mega Crash Lads: Super?
SBEVE
Don’t forget Ablex
@Asher Lake *mega crash us: everyone. Because the narrator is Russian.
and little do they know, Ninecraft's gonna get a Craves and Cliffbars update, just like the outernet wanted.
“If only we could all plan our death like that”
Oh how ironic
:'''')
Memento......mori??
@TEMMIE I don’t think you understand what this comment is about
@@mistertwister2000 i do not understand
@@dinkules Unus Annus.
56:30 a squirrel jumps out and you get an achievement for following instructions.
56:03 btw I just found out that if u click that bush 5 times, a squirrel will come out of it. What a noice reference :>
I'm actually surprised to hear that the crowdfunding campaign failed. Especially with how hard the original game was memed by our favorite RUclipsrs
The what?
@@sammieebear8791 you see that's the problem there was a crowdfunding campaign for this and if you didn't see it at the end of the video lexion confirm that it did fail.
I wonder why more people haven't heard of the crowdfunding campaign.
@@adamxei9073 oh i commented it before it finished i didn't know it was actually in the video in sorry 😅
I'd honestly say poor advertising of it was the problem. Like you I had no idea there was even a crowdfunding campaign and likely many others didn't as well.
This should be titled “markiplier failing to understand a puzzle clone of legend of zelda
I am just waiting for Nintendo to sue the creator of this game for this being this close to Zelda.
@@LadyGrelka It's a parody not a rip-off, okay? /s
@@jeraadri It's a joke, not a serious statement, okay?
Ok whatever you say
Do you want me to delete my comment?
When the evil knight finally fell on the dark lord after being in the sky for hours. I honestly laughed so hard 💀
11:17
"If only we could all plan our deaths like that"
If only mark, If only...
(A Ominous chant is heard with a clock ticking down from 364:23:59:59)
11:16
Markiplier: Why are you here? There still isn't a game here. Just me talking to nothing for about an hour so SHOO!!
1.5 Million people: No
1.8 mil
👀
*Me, after watching press the button:*
i can handle this
I GOT A AD WITH MARKIPLIER IN IT OMG
WHY CANT I GET ALOT OF LIKES LIKE THAT DO I HAVE TO INCLUDE SOMETHING THAT INVOLVES OTHER FANS DO I HAVE TO BUY PERMISSION TO BE GOOD AT RUclips? ok I'm done typing
Unknow 123 More like 2.8
Narrator: *the legend of secret*
Mark: *PAUSE.*
Wow so funny 😐
@Rita,23 y.o !!! I WANT S Е Х !!! OPEN My CANAL ! Tirred
wat
E
@@staticstorm5860 A
1:02:36
“noone would’ve got that”
DanTDM: am I a joke to you?
You know it pains me to see mark do the switches one at a time.
Guys I'm starting to think that there's a game.
Edit: I'm on Coca-Cola and I see a weird parody of a free to play RPG, guys there is a game I'm not crazy I swear
What are you talking about can't you see... well you cant because THERE IS NO GAME
Nah bruv u be tripping
I'm pretty sure you're just a schizo. There. Is. No. Game.
Nah you just overthinking
I think the game is the narrator.
I would like for this story to end up being about Game realizing he’s a worthwhile person on his own
Well. Maybe. But I really wish we get a cool song
BLACKBURNER that would be nice too
ANOTHER ONE PLZ WE LUV IT
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Aetherskye way ahead of you on that man
When Mark imitaded the, "The shape of this map is strange" genuinely sounded like Game and the only reason I even noticed it was Mark was when the subtitles didn't appear.
17:40 I almost died
"He needs to be big at first, that needs to be small right now, he needs to cut through there, but now he needs to be smaller so GAAAAAAAA"
Kinky
"he's really dumb"
>proceeds to be far stupider
T__T
wHy Is HiS rEd!?!?
The hero is a Lemming. I think he's going to need a few hundred of them.
Stupider-
Isnt a word-
oh god, when Mark repeated "the shape of this map is strange" I legitimately had to do a double take because I though Game was the one who said it.
wat
I know, right? He even got the accent down pat.
wait what-
Time stamp: 1:02:34
Wait, Mark said it? I just thought it was Game and moved on!
did anybody else notice that at 37:35 the hero could've just walked around the bushes?
I think he’s lazy
27:29 Mark: “ let’s go free the HOT Princess!
Map: gets complete
Me: THE MAP IS A KEY
Mark: Nobody would've got that
I didnt get it
I got it when I just finished that map from the non-game
@@gachagirls4542 same
I got it immediately. I just want to see markimoo struggle now XD
yo, share the brain cell my guy!
Props to Lixian for literally editing in Mark’s thought process so we can understand it with him.
Random bot do me a favor and shut the (I can’t curse or the reply will get deleted) up.
Or misunderstand it with him
I'm so surprised there was a legend of Zelda Easter egg, now I'm just gonna have "Hey listen" in the back of my head all day 🤣
11:15 If only we all could just plan our deaths like that... It's different watching this video now. Memento Mori Unus Annus.
only markipliers one hour long videos can be watched without impatience
edit: whoa i never got this many likes thanks i guess im probably gonna delete this post and write i got this many likes but you will never know how i got this many likes you know just for the laughs
And Ethan Nestor tbh
So very true
All of marks fans who have ADHD are being judged XD
facts not staements
Do not forget Jack's subnautica videos
Edit: I do know his name is Sean
"This switch is red."
At no point does it cross his mind that you *shouldn't* be pressing the red switch. Never change, Mark.
To be fair, I didn't either.
...I might be dumb as well...
I really hate to be _that_ guy, but I honestly figured that one out pretty quickly. That said, there are other puzzles that baffle me pretty badly.
(Take a shot every time I say the word “that.”)
@@kilotron702
fr tho it annoyed me a bit
not even just that it's red, but that stepping on it initially (and making him bounce up and down hitting the switch repeatedly) ONLY made it rain snakes.... i get that it kinda sets it up to look like a classic "both switches need to be pressed at the same time" type deal but... you'd think once or twice would've been enough tries realize maybe only the GREEN one should be pressed lmfao
I can only imagine how Mark is in an escape room. Judging from the screams in the dollar sign part of the video, it would be the best escape room ever.
21:07 It's because it's red and green. Red being stop, green being go. Besides, you never press the red button unless you have to. That's just how life works for some reason. Anyways, having something on the red would lead to something bad, like the snakes. Meanwhile, if something were on the green and the green only, then it would be good. Like the door opening. If both the red and green are being pressed, good and bad would cancel each other and nothing would happen. I don't know if this makes sense or not, but I don't know how else to explain it.
Mark's imitation of the Game's "The shape of this map is strange." had me go back to see if I actually saw Mark talk. That was spot on. Kinda creepy.
LOL it's actually kind of impressive, not gonna lie XD
what's the timestamp for that part?
@@yougotnojams8285 1:02:35
@@Rainbow_Neos1 thank youuu
I replayed it several times because of that!
"I'm ready to make that the biggest freaking bomb in the history of kaboom."
God why do i love his very original quotes
Kyalita I GOT A AD WITH MARKIPLIER IN IT OMG
kevin yang Are u just spamming at this point?
45:34 Darkiplier is that you?!?!?
16:00 my favorite words out of mark’s mouth in my entire time watching his channel
i unironically love the rpg-like hero character. he’s so pure and innocent and agh i love him so much
anxious starstuff and the way he walks too
I wouldn't... He seems a bit... Special
MsDestroyer900 so you cant like someone if theyre "special"?
@@AnnoyingMystery it was a joke... but if you wanna get serious about it. I live with,and take care of my special uncle, unless they're family I doubt many people would want to take on that kinda responsibility that comes with loving someone who can't take care of themselves.
Mystery so people can’t make jokes now?
i love the hero, he's just babey trying his best,,
He reminds me of Makoto,,, two hapless idiots,,,, just trying,,,
Makoto... who? @@patentpending7016
His name is Lonk.
@@aidanholden2212 and the princess is named zalde
@@michiv4475 LOL!
I love how this "RPG" is just a dollar store version of Legends of Zelda
26:58 - markiplier does an amazing goofy impression
Also I have a feeling "mr glitch may be gigi"
Me: _about to hear the evil plan_
*ad that shows markiplyer advertising AFK Arena pops up*
Also me: _thats very convenient_
WOAH
i love it XD i lost my shit when i saw the update in afk
I don't like afk arena. It's just not my type
@@ahmed4363 ok?
Mark: this is exactly how stupid Free to Play games are.
Also Mark: DoWnLoAd AfK ArEnA fOr FrEe nOw.
Money
I mean, can you blame him? If you were being given money to tell people to play F2P games, wouldn't you do it?
pff haha
markiplier: this is stupid
also markiplier: who is robinson crusoe??
Hey, money is money.
game: well i guess i was distend to be a RPG too... until i was abandoned
mark: YHEA YHEA I DON'T CARE
44:51 I love how they give 10 so you have one extra, just like the simulations
"Mom, can I have Zelda?"
"We have Zelda at home"
Zelda at home:
armygamelover -_-
I liked your joke, don’t worry 😉
Crotchwhistle Purple hey, i’ve seen you in the comments before! you’ve always been horrible, huh?
Lol so true bro. 😂
That’s the first time I’ve ever seen *Mark* struggle with such an _obvious_ puzzle.
_He even seemed confused by the answer, once he had it._
That was one of the most *Unus* things he’s ever done- I even thought I heard him saying, *“Annus?* What’s an *Annus?* _I ain’t ever heard of one of those!”_
Which puzzle?
Antisocial Artist,
The one with the pressure plates, the snake, & the hero.
@@xXSakuraTearsXx I don't think the solution was super obvious, but it wasn't hard to find out. You can shrink, grow, and make him jump. There aren't many variables to test
@@space_in_ace pretty obvious when you use game logic, red bad, green good
Unus Annus Very epic
40:19 that was a reference to super hot the game that time moves only when you move
9:27 Oh no...our sword...it's broken
Game: “Michael Bay had better watch out!”
Mark: “Yeah, whoever that is.”
@Adolf Hitler I'm sure you made his work look like child's play
Who is he ._.
@@isaacmorales8392 Directed Transformers, that's probably where you'd know him
Kenton Arrington OoooooooOooOoOooOOooo
Kenton Arrington oke
alternate title:
The Legend of Zelda: Link's Neighbor's Kid
Alternate title: Legend of Zelda: EA version
I GOT A AD WITH MARKIPLIER IN IT OMG
@@generichomosapien4666 cool
@@generichomosapien4666 i dont remeber asking
Gulley?
The unstoppable Intro doesn't exist-
The intro: 0:11
Wait. Stop! Pause. Pause! Pause!! PAAAAAAA-
There is no pause button.
47:40
That sound from the game reminds me of the OG diamond rush which I was always playing on my dad's old phone
I love this Game's accent, typical Russian.
What game?
Edit: No one else like this so we keep the count at 69
Dude, he's not russian, the non game stated many times
Ayyeeee I’ve seen you before
I AM NOT RUSSIAN
Wait that’s illegal
The bomb/barrel puzzle was the most infuriating sequence I’ve ever watched
Getting over it III
lmaooooo
I GOT A AD WITH MARKIPLIER IN IT OMG
@@generichomosapien4666 why the heck are you in every single comment
kevin yang stop
9:40 that character is me.
Game: you’re incompetent?
Character: probably
LOL WHY OMG 0:16 PAAAAAA- (with echo) hey welcome back to there is no game... all right that’s it. here we go.
2019: there is no game 2020: a more longer version of there is no game 2021: a 10 hour version of there is no game
I think the first one came out in like 2015 so basically the 2025 version would probably be 2 months long😂😂
I don't think you realised, but the 1st version of There Is No Game was all the way back in January 2015, soooooo 2021 is probably not gonna have another game lol
The first one came out in 2017.
@@lavajakob 2015
Also, I expect flesh eating termites to devour humanity by the end of 2020
Completely random fact:
Fredric Baur invented the Pringles can. When he passed away in 2008, his ashes were buried in one.
He made it and became it
I did not need to know this but I’m glad I do
Why'd he make the diameter of the can do small?
The snack that smiles back
pringles granddads ashes flavor.
28:29 THE FUCKING ZOOM IN ON THE WEB CAM I SPAT OUT MY SNACKS
Mark is ruthless 7:27
The creator of this game knows true lighthearted comedy.
Something that many creators don't have today.
Is that shade at mark
33:41 Ahh yes. The Nintendo "Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time" alarm clock.
listen! listen! hey! hey!
I'm sleepy ok bye
Funny
Aww that's a shame it was kind of cute :
22:14
"You're a real Robinson Crusoe, User!"
M: I don't know who that is, please say real names next time.
I.. Please, someone must've told him here already. It isn't a "real" name yea, but it's such a famous book-
*a game*
*path blocked*
*character : OH NO IT IS BLOCKED BY A STICK! I CANT GET PAST IT!*
Mark: *makes fun of free2play games for exploiting people for money"
Also Mark: *uses money on a furry dating game*
Your chat is full of bots. thats sad
The only correct use for money
pardon?
@@charliedulol You heard me
@@rehodaenerys9092 to be more specific i mean: *when?!*
“Michael bay better watch out..”
mark: yeah whoever that is
Everyone: EXCUSE ME
Same for Robinson Crusoe
Come on
I'm just gonna pretend I didn't hear that....🙄
I don't know who he is either
My thoughts exactly lol Would make it a pass for Robinson Crusoe because nobody reads books nowadays (a shame), but Michael Bay? lol
The joke
--------------
Your head
Game: You're a real Robinson Crusoe user!
Mark: Don't make up names next time game
Me: *smacks face
it turned into a mobile game 💀
You can't fool me, Mark.
I sometimes watch paint dry for fun so even if there's no game *I'm still watching*
Damn
Game: "Michael Bay better watch out!"
Mark: "Yeah, whoever that is."
Game: "You're a real Robinson Crusoe!"
Mark: "I don't know who that is. Use real names."
Me: "Mark, are you serious?"
I actually haven’t heard of that second guy
TheBlackoutExplorer a famous book character
This comment is underrated
I unliked cus it's at 69 likes so ye
agreed
1:03:53 "Special thanks: My Cat" LOL
1:05:07
We had them in the first half ngl