I Married Robin, But It Was Horrifying…
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I lived out everyone's fantasy of marrying Stardew Valley's Robin. But now that Robin is a Stardew Marriage Candidate, is marrying her everything I could've ever hoped for?
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Hey where can I find the multiple marriage mod? Also this mod.
Hope can married marnie and robin 😁
wheres the sauce for the mods
is it from the nexus moD?
what mod is this
VPNs barely protect any privacy
i like how after you divorced her she went "would you like me to build you a coffin" pure gold
timestamp pls
@@sameenabdullah4293 last seconds of the video
lool
Honestly I was less shocked by any of the robin storyline than I was finding out you were pushing 60
when was this mentioned in the video?
@@buckets1623 at 8:30ish someone in chat says Seanie is 40 and then at 8:50 Seanie is like "guys pls I'm only 24 😭" Sleepysaffron is just going along with the joke that he's old lol
@@AlyssaGemma ohhhhh, that completely flew over my head lol
@@AlyssaGemma i honestly thought he was 17 or something
@@AlyssaGemma Only 24? Thought this guy was 16 and just trying to look older by growing a mustache. Everything about him still screams highschool, lol.
“Is Sebastian Veronica’s mom?”
-Seanie Dew
This family tree is getting pretty convoluted after the divorce
Yes Seanie is right, Sebastian is Veronica's mom!
@@WomanBaconhi And he lives with his son in law stepdad 😂
its literally a family circle at this point tbh@@Ranger881
I thought I was going crazy and misheard that, lol.
Man everybody is so out of character and chaotic, this is peak fanfic tier writing and I LOVE IT
Right? I felt like I was watching some sort of Wattpad visual novel.
@@Dioxazine_Stars with commentary
Im glad you love it, but I hate it.
There's a reason people wanted to marry Robin. ConcernedApe wrote her as charming, mischievous, funny, and laidback. The cool mom trope basically. You don't feel her age in her dialogue until you remember she's actually a mother of 2 adults. This mod writes her a lil... pathetically. It feels quite self-indulgent and written poorly as a result, so much so that I wound up actually liking Veronica more to my surprise. Props to the modder for trying, but I rly hope someone else makes a better Robin marriage mod. This was... difficult to watch.
Isn't Verionica mainly Robin but blonde? (like they give her all the same dialogue and all) iirc the early version of the mod, her portrait was just that- a blonde robin. Id like to see something in the mod where maybe Robin goes back for something and fights with Demetrius, or Sebastian is angry at her for abandoning him and wondering why she just didn't kick Demetrius out of the house _she_ built?
Feels really weird to see the cutscene of Maru and Seb with the two and have them acting like younger children. Why not something where they call her out for dating somebody young enough to be her kid? Right, nothing against the modder at all, but they kinda botched her character
@@shipper-of-heart8898 Same sentiments here.
Yeah, it was a lot of effort and definitely cool but I just couldn't stop thinking that that Robin wasn't the same Robin as in the base game
Sebastian's mom has got it going on
@@shipper-of-heart8898 I feel like it’s more with Stardew that the player just is assumed to be within the age they are dating. The first cutscene is the only one that really puts a general age to that character but you can also take it as a midlife crisis instead. I mean Harvey is also an older bachelor so.
"even though theyre divorced, Demitrius and Sebastian still have a good relationship"
I think Robin must've inhaled too much sawdust. I didnt think they _had_ a relationship
THEY DIDN’T IN THE FIRST PLACE LMAOOO
So Demetrius divorced Sebastian? In the context of this mod, yeah, sure, makes sense, why not
I will not tolerate the Sebby slander in this mod. WHAT DO YOU MEAN HE'S CLOSE WITH DEMETRIUS?
IKR like the weirdest thing about this mod is that those two get along
RIGHT? and maru? demetrius and maru treated seb so bad this is al so random
FR THO
@@lissies - Maru doesn't treat Seb poorly though? What makes you say that?
@@lissies honestly fair though
The two heart event where she's dancing, the last option" if your friends don't dance they're no friends of mine" is from a song called safety dance!
I came to the comments to say the same thing!
THANK YOU i was so upset when he didn’t get it
It hurt to watch him not get it. Like it's not the mean option, it's the funny one! 😂 I'm 26, this isn't that old. 😅
We can dance if we want to
We can leave your friends behind
'Cause your friends don't dance
And if they don't dance
Well, they're no friends of mine
Say, we can go where we want to
A place where they will never find
And we can act like we come
From out of this world
Leave the real one far behind
And we can dance
Or sing
We can go when we want to
Night is young and so am I
And we can dress real neat
From our hats to our feet
And surprise 'em with the victory cry
Say, we can act if we want to
If we don't, nobody will
And you can act real rude and totally removed
And I can act like an imbecile
And say, we can dance, we can dance
Everything's out of control
We can dance, we can dance
They're doing it from pole to pole
We can dance, we can dance
Everybody look at your hands
We can dance, we can dance
Everybody's taking the chance
Safety dance
Oh well, the safety dance
Ah yes, the safety dance
We can dance if we want to
We've got all your life and mine
As long as we abuse it, never gonna lose it
Everything'll work out right
I say, we can dance if we want to
We can leave your friends behind
Because your friends don't dance
And if they don't dance
Well, they're no friends of mine
I say, we can dance, we can dance
Everything's out of control
We can dance, we can dance
We're doing it from pole to pole
We can dance, we can dance
Everybody look at your hands
We can dance, we can dance
Everybody's taking the chance
Oh well, the safety dance
Ah yes, the safety dance
Oh well, the safety dance
Oh well, the safety dance
Oh yes, the safety dance
Oh, the safety dance, yeah
Well, it's the safety dance
It's the safety dance
Well, it's the safety dance
Well, it's the safety dance
Oh, it's the safety dance
Oh, it's the safety dance
You think an old man like him would that song
Me: Finds out I can't marry Robin. Also me: Copes by marrying her emo son
Yesssssss
Sebby Lovers Unite!
Look if Sebby was a girl I would totally marry him, first choice, no questioning it. Sadly I'm too gay to function so I usually marry Abby instead. On my modded save though, I'm finally going to marry Sebastian... and like 5 women. But he's almost definitely going to be the only male character in that poly marriage
SAME
@@KaishaLouise if ur in a modded playthru im sure theres a female sebby mod !
Seanie: What kind of sister would marry her sister's ex husband?
Haley in my save file: *giggles*
U married Emily first ? Lol
@@Vaternal Yeah I did lol
Lmao I married Emily in my first ever save, onto my second and deciding between Haley and Maru…
Emily top tier haley is just mean
I was going to go for Abigail in my first save but was persuaded in the cutscene from Clint's quest to give Emily amethyst where she quite literally smooches the player
Seanie: *clicks the mean option accidentally*
Veronica: Damn, aight then.
Veronica took it on the chin like a champ. Straight up delivered a huge uppercut to her jaw and she didn't even flinch.
@@Crazykidthree33FOR REAL
What an Icon honestly 💀
With enough mods Seanie is finally going to be able to finally do a “make all married couples divorce” speedrun.
I didn't realize it until 23:40.
That Seb is living in a house where his mom seems to have been removed for his aunt to marry and live with his step dad. This just feels even more convoluted to think about if it has him getting along with everyone. I may be new to Starddew Valley, but I feel strong fanfictiony vibes from this mod.
Seb is the next Cinderella!... Just think about it 🧐
The 10 heart event being 30 feet from Linus' tent is weird
so let me get this straight. robin divorced demetrius and now her sister lives in her house with her ex husband? wtaf 🤣
IT'S WEIRD
And her son lives with his ex-stepdad and ex-stepdads new girlfriend
@@grouch314 well new girlfriend and aunt… which should be pretty awkward
Well they must have divorced for some reason…
@@grouch314 in the house that Robin built herself to boot
9:59 Actually Seanie, sisters like that do exist. The reason my aunts don't talk to each other anymore is because one of them married the other's ex and had 4 kids with him.
thats dark
@@ElementEarth100 dysfunctional family check🤙
@timeforproblems ♡ uhm what
I won't lie, that's a literal skill issue from your aunt's part.
my aunt broke up my mom and her ex fiance like this, only to leave the fiance a week later
Honestly, I dont want to marry Robin, I still feel bitter towards her for apologizing for making fun of my dead granddad's farm and then immedeatly hits me with an advertisement
Grandpop's dead and she got bills to pay respect the hustle
@@BlueDavrial pretty iconic if you ask me
@@waffles658 yep
@@BlueDavrial there is nothing less worthy of respect than the rustle
Yes exactly. I never wanted to marry Robin. Honestly I always preferred Penny anyways.
The "would you like me to build you a coffin" at the end after getting divorced was pure gold 🤣
Power saws (most of them) have stopping mechanisms built in to them. So if they’re cutting something rigid (wood), they work fine, but once they hit something flexible (your hand), they stop. They do actually have to hit first, so there will be some trauma to the hand, but hey, you’ll still have a hand. This is also why they demonstrate failsafes with hot dogs instead of fingers; it’s not because they don’t have faith in it, they just don’t really feel like cutting up their hand. Robin’s saw probably has a failsafe.
There’s literally one saw that has a built in stopping mechanism in it. SawStop makes the only one. Bosch tried to make one but now they’re being sued for copyright infringement
@@tbirds5313 …did you mean to sound like that? All “I know more than you do you’re stupid”? Or is the tone coming across weird because it’s text?
@@Jay-ch7fp Seems like it's just text. To me it more read that they're frustrated that the technology exists, but the company that owns it is trying to keep it exclusive to themselves and is therefore willing to have people get severely injured that may not have been if the technology were allowed to be freely replicated by their competitors.
@@Jay-ch7fp or you were wrong so they were correcting you, it's not that deep
@@aleeshaaleeshaaleesha I wasn’t all that wrong though. I just don’t care enough about power tools to know that one specific company has all the saw stops, I was just saying that saw stops exist and it was probably that. I don’t particularly like the fact that the internet decides to nitpick absolutely everything, and you can never tell if someone’s being nitpick-y or just genuinely wants to tell you the information. Because I am all for learning, and gaining new information, and being wrong sometimes. But I absolutely hate when people “um, actually” me, because then you’re just being pretentious. “You know what I’m implying/what I’m meaning to say” still applies in the internet.
alternative title: seanie being confused for half an hour
I think I’d like the storyline more if they didn’t add a new character. Instead they could have everything be like it is base game, but as you get closer to Robin, you get cutscenes where you see rifts in her and Demetrius’ marriage. From there you can either choose to start romancing her, where you’d encourage a divorce. The suggestion for divorce cutscene could happen after you give her a bouquet for instance. It is only when you propose to her that they get a divorce for real. She could move in with the player early, then there’s the marriage cutscene three days later as usual.
I think they added extra character cause we need to be someone in her shop cause spouse of player will be staying at home by original game mechanics and it will little ruin it
@Amisama itd be easier to just reroute a path for her tbh
@@aminaaduova3985Move player into Robin's house and Demetrius into the farm house. Then wave to him every morning on your way to check up on your farm to assert dominance.
Same
base on the quality of writing here, I don't think we can dream too much about it...
"say, we can dance if we want to
We can leave your friends behind
Because your friends don't dance and if they don′t dance
Well, they're no friends of mine"
Clearly a line out of the "Safety Dance" by the Men without hats
^.~
I was thinking he definitely didn't pick up on the reference
Top Tier Refrence BTW. I instantly saw it.
Thank you!!! I paused the video to look through the comments the moment the reference went over his head lol
Look how they massacred my girl… They turned her into a Wattpad story. **holds wrist**
i hate the fact i kind of look like the guy who was on screen when Seanie said “inability to touch grass” 💀
Everyone in this mod is so OOC and I love it, it's hilarious. This feels like a playable fanfic.
The most unrealistic thing is that Sebastian gets along with Demetrius. They literally have NEVER gotten along in canon, so I don't get why they changed it.
Thankfully this mod (and video) doesn’t cause the need for therapy, unlike some marriage mods
This is bad enough
You can say George and Evelyn it’s okay
@@sushiunicorn4899 didnt Z have that made intentionally to traumatize Seanie?
@@shipper-of-heart8898the point still stands lol
I have a mod to have babies with jas@@suspecm6316
Seanie walks into the Leah (and robin’s) house, sees only one bed: Where does robin sleep? The carpet???
Me: there is another explanation
And they were roommates :O
(they were roommates!)
Oh mah gawd they were roomates
AND THEY WERE ROOMATES :0
Yeah. The fireplace
“Robin catches everyone’s heart” Sebastian is my Robin I never really wanted to romance Robin Honnestly lol also this stream was chaos
Wuh
I think Sebastian is the best marriage candidate
sebastian sux
leah is my robin, i love her, she was my gay awakening
Sebastian is literally my entire life. I am on my 6th year in the game i married him on my 2nd year and i never plan on divorcing him AT ALL.
"have fun with your Fourth Marriage, Robin 🥰" THAT MADE ME CACKLE OUT LOUD MY GRANDMA ASKED WHAT I WAS GIGGLING AT NOOOOOO
seanie not understanding the safety dance reference is my villain origin story
10:54 does Seanie... not know the game where you date pigeons? It's a classic!
sean is reading that ad read script like his life depends on it, the sheer determination in his eyes could kill a man
this mod is either as psycho as it seems, or Seanie just makes everyone sound crazy with his VO.
It's as crazy as it seems 😭
@rangeracacio For real. Robin's sister married her ex husband and now lives in the house that Robin built? Robin lives with Leah? Sebastian and Demetrius have a good relationship? And Sebastian just lives with his ex-step dad and aunt/step-mother?
So Robin is a tumblr loving, dating sim playing, dancing, discord kitten?
I was more surprised at Seanie’s Monokuma impression at 27:09 than I was with him being secretly 40 or Veronica marrying her sister’s ex husband 😂😂
if robin played video games, itd be base building and colony sims for sure
I have to confess, i eventually started watching your stardew valley videos and now I can't stop. It has become a part of my evening routine.
It gives me such amusment to hear you laugh/scream in confusion/frustration while I am just peacfully drawing and then I look back up at the screen to see what happened.
Really appreciate your work and wanted to thank you for it, because you cause me to have a entertaining time
Well, seems like married Robin and divorced Robin are two totally different people.
I'm glad I didn't download this mod, love the cringey fanfic writing, tho...
Now I want to marry Veronica. This is a never ending spiral of resentment toward Demetrius. Edit: as soon as I sent this comment chat said the same thing lol
*Marries Demetrius* So... I got a bit confused
the fact that seanie didnt recognize lyrics from safety dance kills me
Same
YES
I'm going to put on a white dress and go dance in the woods just like Robin. Sounds like a good day to me! ❤
I hope you have fun!!
I hope a hot farmer will join you
22:27 literally, the sheer silence, seanie slowly walking slowly, and then…”what more do you want from me” it’s wonderful 😢
20:36 seanie realizing what the line is halfway thru reading it is everything like that caught me so off guard 😭 the creator of the mod really must’ve been unsure if people would like the oc or not because that’s COLD asf dam
I like Robin ngl.
The moment I installed the game I was angry because I couldnt date Robin..
But then I found Leah..
same lol
leah is just young robin
I guess I am so gay that I am one of the few Stardew Valley players that never wanted to marry Robin lol
Edit: the clinic scene is so funny, Harvey just walked off nfbfhfh
14:35 NOT THE DEBBIE RYAN HAIR TUCK
9:30 I had friends just like this growing up! The dad divorced his wife and married her little sister and had more kids and the girls are sister-cousins.
Damn that’s awkward for everyone involved
Why do so many people have these stories? It's so messed up and so obviously off limits. How does it even happen???
Marrying your wife's sister? Yeah that happened to my dad. I understand your confusion, because IT IS very messed up, broke up pretty much everything in my fam
I hate it when I get tiny cuts from my powersaw
I'm only one minute into this, but I hope it was the tomato argument that drove them to separate.
that final cutscene was the scariest thing I have ever seen
This stream was so fun. Also yes, I can confirm my first question was “why can’t I marry Robin”
My second was "Where is Leah"
Bunch of weird people who want to marry someone who's already married meanwhile I'm here like why is Marnie saying she's single if I can't date her 🤔
I wanted Robin so bad and then i noticed she was married and had to settle for her son. I mean I love the guy but im still kind of mad about not being able to marry her
Lmao why not marry Leah instead?
I- I never thought I’d see a Fortnite dance in Stardew valley…
That last cutscene had me cringing so bad I wanted to throw my computer ngl
The danganronpa reference from Seanie at the end made me laugh so hard, I was so happy
(For the people who haven’t played or seen the game, it’s a reference to when Monokuma is going to perform an execution (yes it’s that kind of game))
“Let’s give it everything we’ve got, it’s punishment time!”
robin wears an EYECATCHING dress, likes wood and has an emo son. she really should be a bachelorette
10:00 the fact that this is literally my dad with marrying a woman and having child, then divorcing her to go to her sister 💀💀
People after seeing Veronica: How can marry her?
I legit yelled when you said “this woman needs to be hosed down” lol
I was the opposite when I first started playing. I was heartbroken when I realized I couldn't marry Demetrius.
Literally the only black male character too it’s tragic :’)
Literally that was me. I want to romance him so bad
Me as well. My face dropped.
You gotta Marry Maru instead even tho hands down she is the ugliest in the game like what is her haircut 😭
Lol its funny that every time Seanie goes to see Robin at Leah's house, Leah is like "Oh hi". But he just have eyes to Robin and property invasion isnt a crime.
"why is she using military time" SEANIE! it's normal European time!!
this stream was so cursed lol.
I love the Hatoful Boyfriend reference in this mod
Robin just told Sebastian to touch grass.
“If your friends don’t dance then they are no friends of mine” is a line from the song Safety Dance. It’s totally worth looking up the music video. 🤘🏽
"Have fun with your 4th marriage, Robin."
Savagery.
For me it was Marine, I was especially fooled when she said she didn't like being single 😭 alas
seanie you were indeed hitting the gangnam style, not the fortnite dance
The line “if your friends don’t dance then they’re no friends of mine” is probably referencing the lyrics of a song called Safety Dance by Men Without Hats
3:16 Seanie not getting the song reference made me spit out my apple juice-
Lol why is Veronica’s cut scene better than any of Robin’s? 😭😭
In middle school my choir teacher was using a table saw and accidentally sawed off his fingertip. Nothing like reading/playing something and knowing immediately the writers have never experienced said thing in their life
This was absolutely hilarious I'm on my lunch break sitting in the car laughing my head off watching this on my phone. thank you
Robin: I want to be surrounded by trees!
The farm: IS THIS ENOUGH?!??!?
so he just completely missed the Safety Dance reference in the dialoge options at 3:20
I like how he didn't notice that the message "if they don't dance they're no friends of mine" is a clever reference to safety dance
did no one else get the safety dance reference??? "if your friends dont dance then their no friends of mine".
God that final scene on the beach was so awkwardly written and embarrassing lol. This mod feels like it was written by a 14 year old who uses tumblr too much.
I like how at first this mod was close to canon in how it would be but then it slowly devolves into an interactive fanfiction
"There are only two tragedies in life: one is not getting what one wants, and the other is getting it" - Oscar Wilde
My dad just barely touched a saw blade and the whole tip of his finger was cut off. No way this isn’t a serious injury
at 27:12, Seanie's Robin voice is a spot on impression of Double D from Ed, Edd, & Eddy. Definitely wanna hear this in more vids lmao
Hey Seanie, the "If your friends don't dance, they are no friends of mine" is I think a reference to a 1980s song/meme song, Safety Dance, a line in the song says "Cause your friends don't dance, and if they don't dance, well, they're no friends of mine!" just wanted to clear that
P.S: Safety Dance is actually a good song
also the creator of Safety Dance is Men Without Hats
Also referenced in scrubs hilarious
lol i feel like they just made two new characters for this, this is not robin
drinking game (fatal edition): take a sip every time seanie's streaming mic peaks
The "If your friends don't dance, then they're no friends of mine" is a reference is to a song from the 80's called "The Safety Dance"
I was internally sobbing when I found out Robin was not a marriage candidate, then I started cheering when I saw this video
Do you want me to build you a coffin GOT ME DYING 😂😂😂
They never addressed what was going on with her sister marrying her ex husband!
I just wanna marry Marnie, she can do better than Lewis 😩
ikr??? she'd make for a great bachlorette/marriageable NPC mod.
NOT SEANIE MAKING A DANGANRONPA REFERENCE
MY JAW ***DROPPED***
18:50 wait TWO? hold up hold up she’s divorced from demetrius and only dating the player right now. who tf is the other spouse am i missing something (i’m relatively new to the game)
Honestly, Sean either looks like he’s 16 or about 50, there’s no inbetween
18:03 the fully body lean away and the embarrassed, agonized "STOP IT" -- I FELT that in my SOUL bro
channelling Monokuma from Danganronpa with that "let's give them everything we've got"
I approve