I Married Every Stardew Valley Bachelor At Once
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- Опубликовано: 4 апр 2022
- Today, I try out a Stardew Valley Mod that allows me to date every single Stardew Valley Marriage Candidate at the same time. All of the Stardew Bachelors WILL FALL UNDER SEANIE DEW'S EMPIRE.
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DISCORD ► / discord
imagine your husband divorcing you, marrying a ceo, then starting a harem with everyone in town except for you
Must be suck
no wonder alex isn’t over the divorce
And then marrying your grandma
Add that to the list of his trauma
I guess Alex will have to move towns for a new relationship as everyone in this town is married to his ex, must suck.
THE WAY SAM AND ELLIOT JUST KEPY MAKING OUT WHILE EVERYONE WAS GETTING IN BED😭😭
Imagine being Alex, deeply repressed gay, and coming to terms with yourself bc you fell in love. Only for him to divorce you then start dating everyone else in town.
Poor Alex
At this point the sheer trauma he will probably never love again
that happened to me once it sucked
@@Adulto357 i hope ur okay, wherever you are
@@0heda734 lol thanks dude
@@Adulto357 Oh my god, it’s him. Alex made a RUclips account.
Sebastian: What are you doing, step sis?
Maru: Marrying your husband, why?
I read Maru's line in the 'doing your mom' voice
@@trollisourbriteeggs6282 oh true, that's worse..
Just a normal stardew day
They are half siblings, as far as the wiki goes, which makes it slightly weirder.
@@catnipwarrior weirder if you married both and you had the hugs and kisses mod
I'm waiting for the end of this saga when Seanie wins back Alex's heart and they live happily ever after
Me too
same here
Winning back his heart just to break it again would be funnier
@@tails5784 ...
"Everyone in town is married to my ex"
Sounds like a best selling book.
Elliot would write it
Or one of those animated story time videos 🤣
o b f😅fz
That sounds like one of those bad generic Light Novels that somehow get an anime adaptation and more audience than they should.
it would be very painful for your farmer husband to divorce you and then go marry everyone else in town instead of you
✔ feeling devious
✔ looking glamorous
✔ mischievous
✔ polyamorous
✔ wine
✔ women
✔ wonderful vices
I think you joined the cult of Dionysus
* intense guitar riff *
Underrated comment
✔️men
Forgot one
@@enchantedforest5956 while I agree with you wholeheartedly, I'm referencing the song "The Cult of Dionysus"
the creator of that song groomed minors btw
Seanie really did wake up today and chose polygamy supremacy
"why is sebastian dressed like a 1950s chimney sweep? the drip is atrocious" girl what are YOU wearing???
It kinda warms my heart to see how in love Elliot and Sam are. You did all this for yourself, but really you just brought everyone together and that's kinda sweet :) Ya know besides the siblings which is... a choice
There’s a “sister wives” joke I could make, but honestly I’d rather not
now i'm waiting for people getting inspired in this seanies videos to make elliotXsam fanarts or stories cause was too cute and funny that i can already imagine them together! 😂
elliott would totally write lyrics for sam's songs and sam would be doomed to singing love songs
@@damien678 Aaaawwww that's so sweet!!
My farmer name's Sam, and somehow your comment makes me think to stop being a platonic to Elliott
Lewis says "finally become part of the community" part of the community?? He IS the community
Elliott is canonically very loving, so this turn of events makes sense
I guess Sam and Elliot are cannon now.
In the mod config file for multiple spouses you can tweak it so no related villagers will kiss after you marry them lol
the fact that there’s even an option though… 😭😭😭😭😭
They're still married to eachother tho
@@lemolea9571they're married to the same spouse, but not to each other
seanie here is just the "quit your job" "why" "join my polycule" meme :)
Join my emo polycule
This would make a killer TLC show, 12 spouses all sharing a farm and each with their own space in the hallway. All pining after each other and a sad farmer in a sailor outfit that is still trying to get over a divorce.
It’s funny with the whole Alex being the ex husband situation because disturbingly enough in the game you can pay the wizard to make your ex spouse forgot they got an divorce and you can marry them again
: )
*pay the shrine in the witch's hut
Really thought this was gonna be you proposing to everyone on the same day and having a massive group wedding
I love how the mayor only has one speech prepared. I like to imagine he’s just like “uh from this day forward Seanie will be truly a member of-“ he’s said this 20 times and everybody is just nodding along
Krobus literally out here like `and we were roommates`
OH MY GOSH THEY WERE ROOMMATES
Alternate title: the entire town except alex becomes part of a large polyam relationship and all live in one giant room
I loved the unhinged villain energy in this one, "Hehehehehe"
Seanie is starting his own village in his bedroom
It would be funny if the mod gave lewis a line like "this is getting out of hand" when you're like halfways through the bachelors or smth XD
Seanie really dumped Alex and punished him for it
elliot is so loving lmao
As a poly person, i'll be happily stealing the terms "my boyfriend collection" and "poly wedding= conga line", thank you and have a lovely day.
I love that so much
"A fine addition to my collection!"
So happy for seanie, his many spouses, and their beautiful phantom children who can walk through walls and into the void!
That would be SO awkward over text.
Abigail: Heya, Seb. Whatcha up to rn?
Sebastian: Just in bed with Seanie.
Abigail: WHAT THE F#*K?!?!?!?!?
She texts back “SO AM I!” And they look up at each other from both ends of the emperor sized bed they had to buy to fit all 12 and the farmer.
Now increase your collection untill the only people left in the audience of your weddings are Jas, Leo, and Vincent.
Kids listen you now have a lot of mommies and daddies
@@Ryuken_Raikiri jas still has non really
And Alex
And George and Evelyn. Please. They're pushing 80 💀💀💀💀
why stop there
Your collecting the spouses like they are pokemon lmao. "gotta catch 'em all, stardew spouses~" lol but elliott was being really loving
21:57 we just gonna ignore the baby walking through the wall??
I checked so you don't have to: there are 6 fanfictions for Elliott/Sam on Archive Of Our Own. 3 of them are rated "explicit"
I can't help but to hear an exchanging of words... WHAT A BEAUTIFUL WEDDING what a beautiful wedding, what a beautiful wedding, what a beautiful wedding, what a beautiful wedding, what a beautiful wedding, what a beautiful wedding, what a beautiful wedding, what
Corpse bride?
i chime in with a havent you people ever heard of, closing the god damn door
@@userpero7384it’s must better to face these kinds of things, with a sense of poise and rationality
I like how Seanie went for "Zoo of Spouses" before "harem"
"For I am God, and anyone would be lukcy to share my DNA!"
Zeus, is that you?
As a polyamorous individual, I will be downloading this mod and marrying everyone
Man Seanie be coping with divorcing bestboi Alex by having a poly fest
Kinda respect the mood
I was planning on doing a run like this myself but then I remember that the mod makes it so your spouses can kiss each other and the fact there are not one but two sets of siblings immediately turned me away- now I'm more likely to do a 10 spouse run instead of all 12
Pretty sure the mod actually prevents sisters to kiss eachother so at least there's that.
Who cares, it's a video game.
@@LunatheMoonDragon still weird tho lol
@@puddlesock Murder is also "kinda weird" but it's in almost every video game in some shape or form. Does that make you stop playing games where you kill things...? Who cares.
@@LunatheMoonDragon hey if you dont care, thats cool or whatever but you cant be surprised if someone is uncomfortable with that stuff even if its fictional yknow
Alex seeing his ex starting an harem with everyone, must be wild, i'm also imagining shane running from his room to bed every night.
I’m just thinking of the sheer amount of new rooms added in a line on the end of your house
You will never fill this whole in your head without alex... 😔
I love this mod, now I won't have to be sad because I don't have to choose only one of my favorite characters to marry😭
21:57 child takes matters into its own hands and exits the plane of existence 💀💀
Why wait for the witch's hut when they can do it themself?
seanie dew, heart broken over his divorce, started a polyamorous commune, as one does 10/10
I watched this live and I have been WAITING for the video ever since lmao, it was the funniest thing ever
I feel like Elliot and Sam have a quite special bond. Are they sure they want to be in poly marriage after all?
I started another farm and am on year 2 for the egg festival and THE DIALOGUE IS DIFFERENT!!!!! I am so happy!!! Not sure when this change happened.
Marrying every bachelor speed run?👀👀
The real reason that monogamy is the standard is because we can’t remember anything when dating multiple people
Or it was easier to code and balance
Harvey: what were you thinking!?
seanie: polyamory :D
i actually laughed out loud at elliott kissing everyone. elliott x sam forever
let Elliott smooch! hes a romantic
this vid reminded me of old DF vids except 10000% more chaotic & i loved it 👏
*OH NOW YOURE READY? NOOOW YOURE READY. NOW YOU'RE READY. HUH. NOW YOURE READY*
21:55 the child running into oblivion lmaoooo
21:57 lol if you look at the bottom right corner you see his baby walking out of the house
Edit: wow i never had that many likes 😂 4/6/22
“I must go, my planet needs me”
@@SessVlogs 😭😭😭
king i’m on my lunch break this could not have come at a better time ily bestie
This is going to be a weird family tree for the kiddos
Seanie: whose birthday it is?
Seanie: oh yeah its Penny's
Me: *chuckles*
Every time he said join us all I could think of was the joja motto
Gotta collect them all😂
Seanie Dew out here promoting polygamy.
I mean the whole ‘you’re not supposed to love anyone else’ thing was def polygamy😂😬 but actual polyamory isn’t a bad thing of course
I desperately wish I could have multiple spouses in vanilla. I'm too bi and polyamorous to not want that big ass bed
Omg that's such a mood 😭
I want Abigail and Sebastian in one run, like seriously :(
Alternative title: Collecting A Harem In Pelican Town
Pov: the flower dance..
"Ah, who shall i dance with this year.. Hmm.."
sebastian’s wedding attire looks like what gerard (singer in mcr) wears in music videos
finally. sean has become part of the community!
21:57 WHAT?? THE BABY JUST WALKED OFF INTO THE VOID LOL??
I don't think this is what they mean when they say: ''We're one big family here.''
Poor Alex left all alone 😢
Your child running off into the void is the funniest thing to me 🤣 @21:58
At 15:37 I thought Alex said you can find Sam in the river
@bubble tea it’s just Sam being Sam
i lovethis, that's amazing haha. makes me wanna try this polyam mod ngl
21:56 the child running out of frame on the bottom is KILLING ME 😂
Seanie is now a living TLC show
sebastian is the best husband.
Yes
yes
Yesnt
1:42 as a guy named Sebastian this was frightening
Alternative title “taking ‘another one thank you💅’ to another level”.👍👍
I love watching your videos
I love watching DF
This is perfect
I wonder... Would this mod be capable to co-op with other mods like the STV Expansion mod where u can also marry the singles and ready to mingles in those mods as well????
Harvey just wanted his own wedding. Soft soft man
Loosing my shit over Elliott and Alex just making out
*sam
At 21 minutes a child soars into the abyss and nobody noticed
panicking and naming the child baby is so real
21:56. Watch the child run off into the abyss
Seanie: “Sam what do you have to say?”
Sam (read in traumatized voice): “I had to sleep on the floor last night…
you should see my collection
I've got most of the women bachelors ( aside from Olivia as I don't like her ) from the base game / SDV expanded / Ridgeside village
Quite the collection I have at about 15 so far
Having a harem/polyamorous community/cult in stardew valley
Throughout this whole video, I kept hearing DJ Khaled saying "Another One" over and over again.
Alternate title: I made a polycule in Stardew Valley
21:57 the kid just accepting his fate and fading to the void
'wElCoMe tO tHe HuSbAnD cOlLeCtIoN' lmao
Edit: just heard the 'wakey wakey harvey!' omg
21:50
Y'all ignoring the child that just ran outta the house?😭
Yes 🙂
@@katiekat3000 fair enough
14:47 Penny kissing air 😭
Utah simulator
-Utahn with polygamist family
NO. WHY. WHY ARE MARU AND SEBASTIAN IN A POLYAMOROUS RELATIONSHIP WITH EACHOTHER. THEY'RE STEP SIBLINGS I-
I DIED AT THE WILL SMITH REFERENCE
I sincerely hope anyone who remarries takes the opportunity to use the "one of my top two weddings" line 😂