I Married Every Stardew Valley Bachelor At Once

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  • Опубликовано: 4 фев 2025

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  • @hailey-senpai4350
    @hailey-senpai4350 2 года назад +6096

    imagine your husband divorcing you, marrying a ceo, then starting a harem with everyone in town except for you

    • @B.A.H.
      @B.A.H. 2 года назад +144

      Must be suck

    • @burningrumm
      @burningrumm 2 года назад +424

      no wonder alex isn’t over the divorce

    • @frankisnot1148
      @frankisnot1148 2 года назад +2

      And then marrying your grandma

    • @hi6575
      @hi6575 2 года назад +170

      Add that to the list of his trauma

    • @testerwulf3357
      @testerwulf3357 2 года назад +158

      I guess Alex will have to move towns for a new relationship as everyone in this town is married to his ex, must suck.

  • @monsterglacier
    @monsterglacier 2 года назад +2329

    Imagine being Alex, deeply repressed gay, and coming to terms with yourself bc you fell in love. Only for him to divorce you then start dating everyone else in town.
    Poor Alex

    • @addyshorhnr3544
      @addyshorhnr3544 2 года назад +186

      At this point the sheer trauma he will probably never love again

    • @Adulto357
      @Adulto357 2 года назад +30

      that happened to me once it sucked

    • @0heda734
      @0heda734 2 года назад +38

      @@Adulto357 i hope ur okay, wherever you are

    • @Adulto357
      @Adulto357 2 года назад +7

      @@0heda734 lol thanks dude

    • @caliharris898
      @caliharris898 2 года назад +72

      @@Adulto357 Oh my god, it’s him. Alex made a RUclips account.

  • @yunacinyan
    @yunacinyan 2 года назад +1106

    THE WAY SAM AND ELLIOT JUST KEPY MAKING OUT WHILE EVERYONE WAS GETTING IN BED😭😭

    • @ipenperson69
      @ipenperson69 5 месяцев назад +5

      He thinks this is hard lol, im dating all of them, married to Sebastian, have almost full hearts with everyone, year 4, and im still 2 bundles away from finishing the community center.

  • @Roozyj
    @Roozyj 2 года назад +2812

    Sebastian: What are you doing, step sis?
    Maru: Marrying your husband, why?

    • @RosieSkys
      @RosieSkys 2 года назад +205

      I read Maru's line in the 'doing your mom' voice

    • @Roozyj
      @Roozyj 2 года назад +109

      @@adropintheocean6282 oh true, that's worse..

    • @Metahunt638
      @Metahunt638 Год назад +7

      Just a normal stardew day

    • @catnipwarrior
      @catnipwarrior Год назад +25

      They are half siblings, as far as the wiki goes, which makes it slightly weirder.

    • @mertensiam3384
      @mertensiam3384 Год назад +12

      @@catnipwarrior weirder if you married both and you had the hugs and kisses mod

  • @emilygrant6814
    @emilygrant6814 2 года назад +2998

    I'm waiting for the end of this saga when Seanie wins back Alex's heart and they live happily ever after

  • @sarahlulubells
    @sarahlulubells 2 года назад +901

    In the mod config file for multiple spouses you can tweak it so no related villagers will kiss after you marry them lol

    • @potato.pancake
      @potato.pancake Год назад +35

      the fact that there’s even an option though… 😭😭😭😭😭

    • @lemolea9571
      @lemolea9571 Год назад +2

      They're still married to eachother tho

    • @ettaetta439
      @ettaetta439 11 месяцев назад

      ​@@lemolea9571they're married to the same spouse, but not to each other

  • @myownbravado
    @myownbravado 2 года назад +2253

    It kinda warms my heart to see how in love Elliot and Sam are. You did all this for yourself, but really you just brought everyone together and that's kinda sweet :) Ya know besides the siblings which is... a choice

    • @GuiSmith
      @GuiSmith 2 года назад +199

      There’s a “sister wives” joke I could make, but honestly I’d rather not

    • @aleksbst7333
      @aleksbst7333 2 года назад +168

      now i'm waiting for people getting inspired in this seanies videos to make elliotXsam fanarts or stories cause was too cute and funny that i can already imagine them together! 😂

    • @damien678
      @damien678 2 года назад +291

      elliott would totally write lyrics for sam's songs and sam would be doomed to singing love songs

    • @cottonballbats
      @cottonballbats 2 года назад +51

      @@damien678 Aaaawwww that's so sweet!!

    • @slipiest-adv_7000
      @slipiest-adv_7000 2 года назад +35

      My farmer name's Sam, and somehow your comment makes me think to stop being a platonic to Elliott

  • @hades_town
    @hades_town 2 года назад +663

    it would be very painful for your farmer husband to divorce you and then go marry everyone else in town instead of you

  • @meeyachan8303
    @meeyachan8303 2 года назад +278

    This would make a killer TLC show, 12 spouses all sharing a farm and each with their own space in the hallway. All pining after each other and a sad farmer in a sailor outfit that is still trying to get over a divorce.

  • @Ylurple
    @Ylurple 2 года назад +234

    "why is sebastian dressed like a 1950s chimney sweep? the drip is atrocious" girl what are YOU wearing???

  • @dimwarlock
    @dimwarlock 2 года назад +552

    "Everyone in town is married to my ex"
    Sounds like a best selling book.

    • @MentalHealthMatters20
      @MentalHealthMatters20 Год назад +29

      Elliot would write it

    • @elstarnor4628
      @elstarnor4628 Год назад +23

      Or one of those animated story time videos 🤣

    • @nicdarling7516
      @nicdarling7516 Год назад

      o b f😅fz

    • @N12015
      @N12015 11 месяцев назад +4

      That sounds like one of those bad generic Light Novels that somehow get an anime adaptation and more audience than they should.

  • @fizzydrinkuno
    @fizzydrinkuno 2 года назад +328

    It’s funny with the whole Alex being the ex husband situation because disturbingly enough in the game you can pay the wizard to make your ex spouse forgot they got an divorce and you can marry them again
    : )

    • @launderine
      @launderine 2 года назад +35

      *pay the shrine in the witch's hut

  • @Crane_feather
    @Crane_feather 2 года назад +653

    Seanie really did wake up today and chose polygamy supremacy

  • @locallance1529
    @locallance1529 2 года назад +512

    seanie here is just the "quit your job" "why" "join my polycule" meme :)

  • @kadankoala1154
    @kadankoala1154 2 года назад +183

    Really thought this was gonna be you proposing to everyone on the same day and having a massive group wedding

  • @Ast3rrr
    @Ast3rrr 2 года назад +94

    I love how the mayor only has one speech prepared. I like to imagine he’s just like “uh from this day forward Seanie will be truly a member of-“ he’s said this 20 times and everybody is just nodding along

  • @finchblue7322
    @finchblue7322 2 года назад +345

    Elliott is canonically very loving, so this turn of events makes sense

  • @pooowater
    @pooowater 2 года назад +147

    Lewis says "finally become part of the community" part of the community?? He IS the community

  • @ethanfox6846
    @ethanfox6846 2 года назад +864

    ✔ feeling devious
    ✔ looking glamorous
    ✔ mischievous
    ✔ polyamorous
    ✔ wine
    ✔ women
    ✔ wonderful vices
    I think you joined the cult of Dionysus

    • @TheScaredLittleScholar
      @TheScaredLittleScholar 2 года назад +70

      * intense guitar riff *

    • @SubwayBrat
      @SubwayBrat 2 года назад +16

      Underrated comment

    • @enchantedforest5956
      @enchantedforest5956 Год назад +34

      ✔️men
      Forgot one

    • @ethanfox6846
      @ethanfox6846 Год назад +52

      @@enchantedforest5956 while I agree with you wholeheartedly, I'm referencing the song "The Cult of Dionysus"

    • @4SC0RE
      @4SC0RE Год назад +35

      the creator of that song groomed minors btw

  • @Roozyj
    @Roozyj 2 года назад +300

    I guess Sam and Elliot are cannon now.

  • @rexberkova7328
    @rexberkova7328 2 года назад +429

    As a poly person, i'll be happily stealing the terms "my boyfriend collection" and "poly wedding= conga line", thank you and have a lovely day.

  • @fenwickmewes3754
    @fenwickmewes3754 2 года назад +388

    I was planning on doing a run like this myself but then I remember that the mod makes it so your spouses can kiss each other and the fact there are not one but two sets of siblings immediately turned me away- now I'm more likely to do a 10 spouse run instead of all 12

    • @rexberkova7328
      @rexberkova7328 2 года назад +132

      Pretty sure the mod actually prevents sisters to kiss eachother so at least there's that.

    • @LunatheMoonDragon
      @LunatheMoonDragon 2 года назад +7

      Who cares, it's a video game.

    • @puddlesock
      @puddlesock 2 года назад +105

      @@LunatheMoonDragon still weird tho lol

    • @LunatheMoonDragon
      @LunatheMoonDragon 2 года назад +11

      @@puddlesock Murder is also "kinda weird" but it's in almost every video game in some shape or form. Does that make you stop playing games where you kill things...? Who cares.

    • @puddlesock
      @puddlesock 2 года назад +126

      @@LunatheMoonDragon hey if you dont care, thats cool or whatever but you cant be surprised if someone is uncomfortable with that stuff even if its fictional yknow

  • @mirabelwindsor9424
    @mirabelwindsor9424 2 года назад +198

    I can't help but to hear an exchanging of words... WHAT A BEAUTIFUL WEDDING what a beautiful wedding, what a beautiful wedding, what a beautiful wedding, what a beautiful wedding, what a beautiful wedding, what a beautiful wedding, what a beautiful wedding, what

    • @knightlyshade98
      @knightlyshade98 2 года назад +3

      Corpse bride?

    • @userpero7384
      @userpero7384 10 месяцев назад +4

      i chime in with a havent you people ever heard of, closing the god damn door

    • @sophiathefurbst
      @sophiathefurbst 7 месяцев назад

      @@userpero7384it’s must better to face these kinds of things, with a sense of poise and rationality

    • @hhgnggnjngnmnnh5291
      @hhgnggnjngnmnnh5291 7 дней назад

      @@userpero7384haven’t you people ever heard of, getting a bigger bed

  • @ArcherFudge
    @ArcherFudge 2 года назад +65

    Alternate title: the entire town except alex becomes part of a large polyam relationship and all live in one giant room

  • @Solar-496
    @Solar-496 2 года назад +220

    That would be SO awkward over text.
    Abigail: Heya, Seb. Whatcha up to rn?
    Sebastian: Just in bed with Seanie.
    Abigail: WHAT THE F#*K?!?!?!?!?

    • @inerlotechnologies4908
      @inerlotechnologies4908 2 года назад +105

      She texts back “SO AM I!” And they look up at each other from both ends of the emperor sized bed they had to buy to fit all 12 and the farmer.

  • @Makitru
    @Makitru 2 года назад +437

    Now increase your collection untill the only people left in the audience of your weddings are Jas, Leo, and Vincent.

    • @Ryuken_Raikiri
      @Ryuken_Raikiri 2 года назад +93

      Kids listen you now have a lot of mommies and daddies

    • @addyshorhnr3544
      @addyshorhnr3544 2 года назад +42

      @@Ryuken_Raikiri jas still has non really

    • @davialmeida4442
      @davialmeida4442 2 года назад +49

      And Alex

    • @ilikebeanies3499
      @ilikebeanies3499 Год назад +17

      And George and Evelyn. Please. They're pushing 80 💀💀💀💀

    • @guy.man.person
      @guy.man.person 10 месяцев назад

      why stop there

  • @esper6119
    @esper6119 2 года назад +62

    Krobus literally out here like `and we were roommates`

  • @faeattemptinggacha6578
    @faeattemptinggacha6578 2 года назад +66

    So happy for seanie, his many spouses, and their beautiful phantom children who can walk through walls and into the void!

  • @ShortKid226
    @ShortKid226 2 года назад +46

    i think the best part is watching the farm fall into disarray as you slowly go mad

  • @Roseyfinchartworks
    @Roseyfinchartworks 2 года назад +150

    Seanie is starting his own village in his bedroom

  • @Poefeathyr
    @Poefeathyr 2 года назад +68

    I loved the unhinged villain energy in this one, "Hehehehehe"

  • @akitoyaname7897
    @akitoyaname7897 2 года назад +28

    It would be funny if the mod gave lewis a line like "this is getting out of hand" when you're like halfways through the bachelors or smth XD

  • @kinglagga2883
    @kinglagga2883 2 года назад +185

    Seanie really dumped Alex and punished him for it

  • @eunminji2994
    @eunminji2994 2 года назад +184

    Man Seanie be coping with divorcing bestboi Alex by having a poly fest
    Kinda respect the mood

  • @evetrottier7787
    @evetrottier7787 2 года назад +72

    I watched this live and I have been WAITING for the video ever since lmao, it was the funniest thing ever

  • @RedQueenKae
    @RedQueenKae 2 года назад +78

    elliot is so loving lmao

  • @yuika_living_life
    @yuika_living_life Год назад +14

    Your collecting the spouses like they are pokemon lmao. "gotta catch 'em all, stardew spouses~" lol but elliott was being really loving

  • @RSomethingSomething
    @RSomethingSomething Год назад +9

    Alex seeing his ex starting an harem with everyone, must be wild, i'm also imagining shane running from his room to bed every night.

  • @sleepyghost4055
    @sleepyghost4055 2 года назад +63

    21:57 we just gonna ignore the baby walking through the wall??

    • @MrDan4489
      @MrDan4489 5 месяцев назад +1

      It normal Vincent did it in my world farm idk what it's called

  • @thetaaaa
    @thetaaaa 2 года назад +24

    I checked so you don't have to: there are 6 fanfictions for Elliott/Sam on Archive Of Our Own. 3 of them are rated "explicit"

  • @Ruckus6112
    @Ruckus6112 2 года назад +36

    I started another farm and am on year 2 for the egg festival and THE DIALOGUE IS DIFFERENT!!!!! I am so happy!!! Not sure when this change happened.

  • @lordarthur2165
    @lordarthur2165 2 года назад +74

    You will never fill this whole in your head without alex... 😔

  • @maymelamamay1906
    @maymelamamay1906 2 года назад +23

    I love this mod, now I won't have to be sad because I don't have to choose only one of my favorite characters to marry😭

  • @yuki-chan8119
    @yuki-chan8119 2 года назад +178

    21:57 lol if you look at the bottom right corner you see his baby walking out of the house
    Edit: wow i never had that many likes 😂 4/6/22

    • @SessVlogs
      @SessVlogs 2 года назад +10

      “I must go, my planet needs me”

    • @NEKOSAIKOU.
      @NEKOSAIKOU. 2 года назад

      @@SessVlogs 😭😭😭

  • @little_wintry3098
    @little_wintry3098 2 года назад +15

    "For I am God, and anyone would be lukcy to share my DNA!"
    Zeus, is that you?

  • @GenetMJF
    @GenetMJF 2 года назад +71

    I feel like Elliot and Sam have a quite special bond. Are they sure they want to be in poly marriage after all?

  • @jamplatform3429
    @jamplatform3429 2 года назад +20

    I like how Seanie went for "Zoo of Spouses" before "harem"

  • @cyan.cephalopod
    @cyan.cephalopod 2 года назад +96

    The real reason that monogamy is the standard is because we can’t remember anything when dating multiple people

  • @catsonbrooms
    @catsonbrooms 2 года назад +22

    21:57 child takes matters into its own hands and exits the plane of existence 💀💀

  • @themundanedaysofteacherpai209
    @themundanedaysofteacherpai209 2 года назад +18

    this vid reminded me of old DF vids except 10000% more chaotic & i loved it 👏

  • @mirasdiary
    @mirasdiary 2 года назад +35

    king i’m on my lunch break this could not have come at a better time ily bestie

  • @ald7282
    @ald7282 2 года назад +24

    seanie dew, heart broken over his divorce, started a polyamorous commune, as one does 10/10

  • @damien678
    @damien678 2 года назад +84

    I desperately wish I could have multiple spouses in vanilla. I'm too bi and polyamorous to not want that big ass bed

    • @azurabbit12
      @azurabbit12 Год назад +1

      Omg that's such a mood 😭

    • @natuchna2416
      @natuchna2416 Год назад +2

      I want Abigail and Sebastian in one run, like seriously :(

  • @gianna322
    @gianna322 9 месяцев назад +1

    21:56 the child running out of frame on the bottom is KILLING ME 😂

  • @Bonya09
    @Bonya09 2 года назад +16

    Harvey: what were you thinking!?
    seanie: polyamory :D

  • @holymakerel
    @holymakerel 2 года назад +15

    *OH NOW YOURE READY? NOOOW YOURE READY. NOW YOU'RE READY. HUH. NOW YOURE READY*

  • @Jae-rj8so
    @Jae-rj8so 2 года назад +49

    Marrying every bachelor speed run?👀👀

  • @joeebiden_
    @joeebiden_ Год назад +14

    i actually laughed out loud at elliott kissing everyone. elliott x sam forever

  • @kirahaynes4804
    @kirahaynes4804 2 года назад +11

    Every time he said join us all I could think of was the joja motto

  • @nananakeson
    @nananakeson 2 года назад +13

    Seanie: whose birthday it is?
    Seanie: oh yeah its Penny's
    Me: *chuckles*

  • @koff33beanz
    @koff33beanz 2 года назад +27

    Gotta collect them all😂

  • @jorascorpse
    @jorascorpse Год назад +4

    21:55 the child running into oblivion lmaoooo

  • @flamingtorrent2109
    @flamingtorrent2109 2 года назад +25

    let Elliott smooch! hes a romantic

  • @krystinaroach2509
    @krystinaroach2509 Год назад +7

    This is going to be a weird family tree for the kiddos

  • @viiranen
    @viiranen 2 года назад +9

    finally. sean has become part of the community!

  • @louloudaki_
    @louloudaki_ 10 месяцев назад +1

    panicking and naming the child baby is so real

  • @N12015
    @N12015 11 месяцев назад +6

    0:14 This is basically every bad anime plot.

  • @raywhite7179
    @raywhite7179 2 года назад +22

    Seanie Dew out here promoting polygamy.

    • @Jae-rj8so
      @Jae-rj8so 2 года назад +12

      I mean the whole ‘you’re not supposed to love anyone else’ thing was def polygamy😂😬 but actual polyamory isn’t a bad thing of course

  • @car6938
    @car6938 2 года назад +4

    sebastian’s wedding attire looks like what gerard (singer in mcr) wears in music videos

  • @LunarProductions
    @LunarProductions 2 года назад +11

    Your child running off into the void is the funniest thing to me 🤣 @21:58

  • @bulleperso981
    @bulleperso981 2 года назад +18

    i lovethis, that's amazing haha. makes me wanna try this polyam mod ngl

  • @zxrii
    @zxrii 2 года назад +6

    Alternative title: Collecting A Harem In Pelican Town

  • @sebastianschnabl8382
    @sebastianschnabl8382 2 года назад +7

    1:42 as a guy named Sebastian this was frightening

  • @Jay_Jay732
    @Jay_Jay732 2 года назад +12

    At 15:37 I thought Alex said you can find Sam in the river

    • @Jay_Jay732
      @Jay_Jay732 2 года назад +1

      @bubble tea it’s just Sam being Sam

  • @Wormitopia
    @Wormitopia Год назад +2

    Seanie: “Sam what do you have to say?”
    Sam (read in traumatized voice): “I had to sleep on the floor last night…

  • @2shy2guy52
    @2shy2guy52 2 года назад +6

    Seanie is now a living TLC show

  • @blueberryloverz
    @blueberryloverz Год назад +2

    Pov: the flower dance..
    "Ah, who shall i dance with this year.. Hmm.."

  • @starshine5812
    @starshine5812 6 месяцев назад +2

    Can't believe there was mpreg in this fan fiction

  • @InsanePerson-fh8jh
    @InsanePerson-fh8jh 6 месяцев назад +2

    everyone talking about how he's marrying Seb AND Maru and its weird because they're half-sibling.. BUT NO ONE IS TALKING ABOUT EMILY AND HALEY??

  • @bnooie
    @bnooie 2 года назад +2

    21:57 WHAT?? THE BABY JUST WALKED OFF INTO THE VOID LOL??

  • @TheLegendofLexis
    @TheLegendofLexis 2 года назад +96

    sebastian is the best husband.

  • @safiree2913
    @safiree2913 2 года назад +3

    I don't think this is what they mean when they say: ''We're one big family here.''

  • @annajacobson3299
    @annajacobson3299 7 месяцев назад +1

    Not gonna lie...watching him literally start a cult was unnerving 😂

  • @purplelovesDC
    @purplelovesDC 2 года назад +10

    I love watching your videos
    I love watching DF
    This is perfect

  • @wildgeese3954
    @wildgeese3954 Год назад +1

    At 21 minutes a child soars into the abyss and nobody noticed

  • @strange_sage1113
    @strange_sage1113 2 года назад +8

    I wonder... Would this mod be capable to co-op with other mods like the STV Expansion mod where u can also marry the singles and ready to mingles in those mods as well????

  • @thehbr7133
    @thehbr7133 8 месяцев назад

    21:57 the kid just accepting his fate and fading to the void

  • @Unluckykas
    @Unluckykas 2 года назад +22

    Poor Alex left all alone 😢

  • @SkilletSpooner
    @SkilletSpooner 2 года назад +2

    Throughout this whole video, I kept hearing DJ Khaled saying "Another One" over and over again.

  • @And1slash
    @And1slash 2 года назад +18

    you should see my collection
    I've got most of the women bachelors ( aside from Olivia as I don't like her ) from the base game / SDV expanded / Ridgeside village
    Quite the collection I have at about 15 so far

  • @Dinosaur22
    @Dinosaur22 5 месяцев назад +1

    'Gotta catch 'em all!

  • @vanyadolly
    @vanyadolly Год назад +1

    I sincerely hope anyone who remarries takes the opportunity to use the "one of my top two weddings" line 😂

  • @kurootetsuro3037
    @kurootetsuro3037 Год назад +3

    21:50
    Y'all ignoring the child that just ran outta the house?😭

  • @fishbo_uses_soap
    @fishbo_uses_soap 2 года назад +2

    21:56. Watch the child run off into the abyss

  • @angryowl6226
    @angryowl6226 Год назад +1

    i was playing rythym games and lost my combo because i started laughing at 11:00 lmao

  • @spencer4771
    @spencer4771 2 года назад +3

    Oh gosh the Will Smith edit! 😂💀 Bravo

  • @ItsTinaaaDuh
    @ItsTinaaaDuh 3 месяца назад

    The fact you wear a pink bow the entire video. I love it 😄😄

  • @elstarnor4628
    @elstarnor4628 Год назад +1

    Alternate title: I made a polycule in Stardew Valley

  • @lazynoodle6739
    @lazynoodle6739 2 года назад +13

    Loosing my shit over Elliott and Alex just making out

  • @sadie.rose.18
    @sadie.rose.18 2 года назад +6

    'wElCoMe tO tHe HuSbAnD cOlLeCtIoN' lmao
    Edit: just heard the 'wakey wakey harvey!' omg