VG Myths - Can You Beat the Yoshi's Island Pacifist Challenge?

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  • Опубликовано: 25 ноя 2024

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  • @grfrjiglstan
    @grfrjiglstan 3 года назад +4273

    Gamechamp plays the trolley dilemma:
    "You see, by turning around and closing my eyes, I despawned all the people before the trolley hit them, so legally nobody died."

    • @Hidden_Fern
      @Hidden_Fern 3 года назад +85

      Oml yes, they just destroyed it

    • @fryhorn444
      @fryhorn444 3 года назад +505

      "Now if you still hear the screams, thats still technically murder, so make sure you put in earplugs and sing to yourself when you turn around"

    • @poke_onix9235
      @poke_onix9235 3 года назад +118

      5 oops or 1 KO, hm

    • @Jua2073
      @Jua2073 3 года назад +148

      We prioritize avoiding KOs over Oops. Definitely go for the 5 Oops.

    • @poke_onix9235
      @poke_onix9235 3 года назад +17

      @@Jua2073 how many oops equal one KO?

  • @keylimepython641
    @keylimepython641 3 года назад +3290

    Being semantic, I don't think baby bowser is murdery: He is hauled away by kamek, continues to be a threat in later games, and grows up to be bowser, thus meaning he did not die here, so does not count as a death.

    • @ASLTheatre
      @ASLTheatre 3 года назад +141

      No not a direct death, but because of this act and Kemak’s way of upbringing, Bowser becomes a tyrant and constantly tries to take over the Mushroom Kingdom.

    • @RealCryptoTest
      @RealCryptoTest 3 года назад +317

      @@ASLTheatre So every kill commited by Bowser is a semantic kill due to your pacifist decision

    • @NCozy
      @NCozy 3 года назад +106

      It's called KOs, he looked pretty knocked out to me

    • @ASLTheatre
      @ASLTheatre 3 года назад +15

      @@RealCryptoTest Yes, and every none pacifist run as well.

    • @cobaltcrystal1868
      @cobaltcrystal1868 3 года назад +2

      I was just about to comment that.

  • @TJ-Henry-Yoshi
    @TJ-Henry-Yoshi 3 года назад +2125

    19:31 Normally I'm strongly against the splitting of a boolean variable such as life and death, but I'll make an exception just this once for Schrodinger's shy guy

    • @gavino5505
      @gavino5505 3 года назад +25

      Same thing happens for Henry the potted ghost.

    • @Incidius
      @Incidius 3 года назад +50

      The legend himself

    • @deezbees4303
      @deezbees4303 3 года назад +29

      TJ "Henry" Yoshi *insert Dr. Evil gif*

    • @trash-lol
      @trash-lol 3 года назад +86

      **painful tired joke at the expense of tj henry yoshi**

    • @kyyourneutralisminekiske7104
      @kyyourneutralisminekiske7104 3 года назад +10

      The greatest pains must be suffered for the sake of science

  • @bandannadoo
    @bandannadoo 3 года назад +537

    I like how being a pacifist in video games is just not killing things but in real life it’s actively being non-confrontational. Imagine if a real life pacifist threw someone down a pit but was like “eh, I didn’t SEE him die”

    • @sinteleon
      @sinteleon 3 года назад +68

      Aka the Batman "pacifist" code of conduct. :P

    • @specialbeamvegeta4059
      @specialbeamvegeta4059 2 года назад +13

      I mean they do come back so there is no evidence of him exactly falling off

    • @linhero797
      @linhero797 Год назад +11

      ​@@sinteleon Well Bat Man never said he followed a code of pacifism. Probably in some media somewhere. He's a century old at this point. But that he vowed not to Kill people. Which is very different.

    • @fakerman3689
      @fakerman3689 Год назад +24

      "your honor, my client claims he didn't witness the death, and therefore it was only an oops"

    • @ryanprower4246
      @ryanprower4246 Год назад +2

      I thought being a pacifist was being against violence specifically, not being anti-confrontation.

  • @awsumsas
    @awsumsas 3 года назад +1251

    “I’m gonna play it safe and call this one murder.”

    • @HyLion
      @HyLion 3 года назад +50

      They should be a judge lmao

    • @Kiolu100
      @Kiolu100 3 года назад +76

      "And since I don't feel the vibe of murder, in this instance, I agree with the game"

    • @JRENZO10
      @JRENZO10 3 года назад +6

      -Gamechamp3000, some random time

    • @IvyIsVeryTired
      @IvyIsVeryTired 2 года назад +4

      The best part is it was literally already a ghost 😂

    • @smt64productions40
      @smt64productions40 2 года назад +3

      This will sound wrong out of context

  • @Dabawaythepaincrng
    @Dabawaythepaincrng 3 года назад +1320

    No known wrong warp in 3-7
    "Fine, ill do it myself"

  • @shoujosiren7944
    @shoujosiren7944 3 года назад +4196

    technically bowser wasn't a kill because he's still alive to this very day

    • @ekmaxwell9616
      @ekmaxwell9616 3 года назад +125

      Good point

    • @rykersparks6043
      @rykersparks6043 3 года назад +53

      Your not wrong

    • @cielo498
      @cielo498 3 года назад +186

      Technically bowser dies like a lot, what if he has lives like mario

    • @stetboy
      @stetboy 3 года назад +99

      @@cielo498 then Bowser must be from the newer Mario games because he has too many lives

    • @KaitouKaiju
      @KaitouKaiju 3 года назад +93

      @@cielo498 according to Paper Mario Bowser has infinite lives

  • @viohazard6150
    @viohazard6150 3 года назад +348

    "This isn't a murder; it's just a successful attempted murder" is probably one of my favorite sentences of all time.

    • @JRENZO10
      @JRENZO10 2 года назад +4

      Ikr

    • @Dexuz
      @Dexuz 3 месяца назад

      Imagine if irl you could despawn people off-screen to get rid of them.

  • @henrygoggin7131
    @henrygoggin7131 3 года назад +541

    19:23 "Nonetheless, despawning one of them is good enough. For the second one, commit cold-blooded murder by throwing an egg directly into its face. You might think a murder is a murder, but this one's actually only a _half_ murder. while the shy guy is sent into an inevitable death spiral, it despawns offscreen before it collides with anything. Since the shy guy is only _officially_ dead after collision, our crime is really better described as a successful _attempt_ at murder."
    quality semantics right there

    • @DrRank
      @DrRank 3 года назад +39

      "Convicted of a crime I didn't even commit. "ATTEMPTED murder." Now, honestly, what is that? Do they give Nobel Prizes for Attempted Chemistry, do they?" - Sideshow Bob

    • @garnet1918
      @garnet1918 3 года назад +11

      A murder is a murder. You can't say it's only a half.

    • @DrRank
      @DrRank 3 года назад +2

      @Deborah Ajao Spilling the test tubes all over the floor, maybe?

    • @ja-melvinson7994
      @ja-melvinson7994 3 года назад +12

      I feel like, if she was ever put in front of a judge, Gamechamp could be her own lawyer and Semantics her way out of jail time.

    • @DrRank
      @DrRank 3 года назад +7

      @@ja-melvinson7994 OBJECTION! These flowers exploded of their own volition!

  • @nevertwice5021
    @nevertwice5021 3 года назад +575

    The dedication and semantics on Gamechamp is so strong that she discovered a wrong warp just to be a pacifist and for the content she creates for us. Thanks

    • @Bencrorules
      @Bencrorules 3 года назад +57

      mad props for going back and editing that 👌

  • @h.p.wallnut9912
    @h.p.wallnut9912 3 года назад +1862

    “Yoshi tries to make up for his warcrimes: The Movie”

  • @mrsteriotype9290
    @mrsteriotype9290 3 года назад +724

    It's hard being a pacifist in this game when you want to skin the thing you're trying to protect.

    • @avo616
      @avo616 3 года назад +2

      Hurry up bup bup

    • @CherryBomb_Games
      @CherryBomb_Games 3 года назад +1

      @@thewanderingchelmet why tho

    • @DaKaijuKid
      @DaKaijuKid 3 года назад +1

      Yes also I love your profile picture(I very much know what it is)

    • @donutholebandit6212
      @donutholebandit6212 3 года назад +12

      That pfp does NOT help to prove your innocence lol

    • @321cheeseman
      @321cheeseman 3 года назад +1

      @@DaKaijuKid CRISPETY CRUNCHETY

  • @jamuspham8322
    @jamuspham8322 3 года назад +530

    10:20 this shouldn’t count as a KO, he’s already a ghost and therefore he was dead before you even touched him

    • @flapjack0925
      @flapjack0925 3 года назад +30

      You can kill ghosts in the Mario world, that’s just a fact

    • @oqo3310
      @oqo3310 3 года назад +80

      Everybody knows that you can kill a ghost, and that they just become double ghosts.

    • @dontmindmyname7563
      @dontmindmyname7563 3 года назад +27

      Killing a ghost still means you killed someone’s spirit and consciousness along with their ethereal body, so it still counts as murder even if they’re intangible

    • @johnny--guitar
      @johnny--guitar 3 года назад +26

      If anything, killing a ghost is extra murdery, you've killed their immortal soul

    • @castonyoung7514
      @castonyoung7514 3 года назад +17

      @@johnny--guitar
      An immortal soul by definition cannot be killed. Ergo not murder.

  • @JetblackJay
    @JetblackJay 3 года назад +599

    Oh my god foreshadowing about smash bros

    • @twilightknight09
      @twilightknight09 3 года назад +11

      I know! 😂 Just rewatching the library of episodes

    • @professoreisner1851
      @professoreisner1851 3 года назад +37

      "that will never do a smash bros episode"
      Her description: "Currently attempting Smash Bros without Spirits or Skills"

    • @Ice-Cream-9009
      @Ice-Cream-9009 3 года назад +4

      I am sorry for breaking the 69

    • @JetblackJay
      @JetblackJay 3 года назад +5

      @@Ice-Cream-9009 it's fine

    • @gabriellethomas3852
      @gabriellethomas3852 3 года назад +1

      I know

  • @papapineapple
    @papapineapple 3 года назад +102

    "...now politely and gently throw them down the pit" is a phrase I did not expect to hear nearly 4 minutes into a PACIFIST Yoshi's Island playthrough

  • @baconisepic3308
    @baconisepic3308 3 года назад +772

    “will never do a smash bros episodes” brings up many questions that will never be answered

    • @chip_plus_plus
      @chip_plus_plus 3 года назад +23

      I'm guessing that both main campaigns take way too long

    • @samt3412
      @samt3412 3 года назад +32

      @@chip_plus_plus but she already did WoL no spirits

    • @Bulba413
      @Bulba413 3 года назад +8

      @@samt3412 no she didn't

    • @samt3412
      @samt3412 3 года назад +29

      @@Bulba413 oh right, for some reason I thought that she beat the true ending when she only did the Galeem first fight.

    • @robbiestrong-morse730
      @robbiestrong-morse730 3 года назад +7

      @@samt3412 Yeah and I think she still has Willy left and just she left it for later.

  • @StreetFighterFan777
    @StreetFighterFan777 3 года назад +422

    Gamechamp: “Welcome back to VG Myths, the online internet video game TV show that will *never* do a Smash Brothers episode.”
    Her fanbase, as of May 29, 2021: So that was a fucking lie

    • @SuperNuclearUnicorn
      @SuperNuclearUnicorn 3 года назад +24

      And I'm so glad it was a lie because it's an amazing video lol
      (also I was looking for a comment like this)

    • @MinkSquared
      @MinkSquared 3 года назад +9

      Uh... Her? Did i miss something

    • @therealkenny6
      @therealkenny6 3 года назад +35

      @@MinkSquared check the about page, they’re non-binary and use they/them and she/her pronouns

    • @StreetFighterFan777
      @StreetFighterFan777 3 года назад +30

      @@MinkSquared You did, my friend! Game champ is non-binary. She uses she/they pronouns.

    • @MinkSquared
      @MinkSquared 3 года назад +28

      Heck, good to know

  • @mellow_mallow
    @mellow_mallow 3 года назад +569

    I don't know if Gamechamp will see this, but if they do:
    I'm really happy you make these videos, your voice and your jokes bring me joy and comfort. They're perfect to watch when I'm having leg or back pain, and they're so well made, even the older ones which I find to be pretty rare on youtube. I wanna say thank you from the bottom of my heart for the amazing content. You're great!!!!

    • @Gamechamp3000
      @Gamechamp3000  3 года назад +272

    • @waterwraith3334
      @waterwraith3334 Год назад +3

      ​@@Gamechamp3000 did you know this game has a credits warp? It might be able to bring the total score down to absolutely perfect but I'm not 100% sure a setup exists to perform it under pacifist rules. Also when will you be ready for the legend of zelda tears of the kingdom no pause challenge?

  • @captainblue5096
    @captainblue5096 3 года назад +53

    "Gamechamp 3000, you have been charged with first degree murder. What is your defense?"
    "Your honor, the millisecond the knife was thrown I quickly ran away from the scene, so I despawned the people before they died."

  • @Optimusskyler
    @Optimusskyler 3 года назад +137

    Your honor, I didn't kill that Shy Guy, I just successfully attempted to murder it.
    "Not guilty!"
    I love this channel

    • @Lizuma
      @Lizuma 3 года назад +4

      It IS a ghost anyway

  • @BookWyrmOnAString
    @BookWyrmOnAString 3 года назад +317

    "Just slurp and spit the flying penguins" sorry the WHAT. The flying WHAT

  • @TheJadeknight7
    @TheJadeknight7 3 года назад +127

    I unironically like the semantic parts. It's fun to rely on technicalities when there's no other choice.

  • @CreepyAurores
    @CreepyAurores 3 года назад +373

    Lakitu: * leaves the scene*
    Champ: Oh thank god.
    Lakitu: *RETURNS WITH ANOTHER*
    Champ: Why do i talk?

    • @android19willpwn
      @android19willpwn 3 года назад +25

      First half of the level: Prepare for trouble!
      Second half of the level: *AND MAKE IT DOUBLE!*

    • @pancakecommanderandbowser2279
      @pancakecommanderandbowser2279 3 года назад +3

      @@android19willpwn to protect the world from devastation

    • @harleysdinosaur696
      @harleysdinosaur696 3 года назад +2

      @@pancakecommanderandbowser2279 To unite all peoples within our nation

    • @pancakecommanderandbowser2279
      @pancakecommanderandbowser2279 3 года назад +2

      @@harleysdinosaur696 To denounce the evils of truth and love

    • @harleysdinosaur696
      @harleysdinosaur696 3 года назад +2

      @@pancakecommanderandbowser2279 To extend our reach to the stars above

  • @brockmckelvey7327
    @brockmckelvey7327 3 года назад +167

    "Whatever feels murder-y" is honestly a better definition of murder than most courtrooms use

  • @OrobaSpyro
    @OrobaSpyro 3 года назад +41

    "No wrongwarp on 3-7"
    Gamechamp: "Fine, I'll do it myself."

  • @lpfan4491
    @lpfan4491 3 года назад +313

    "There is no known wrongwarp, so I will write glitchinghistory!"
    Also, semantics is the end of the human species.

  • @sorio99
    @sorio99 3 года назад +302

    I would say, semantically speaking, the last level has 0 KO’s, since a KO is defined as a murder, and Bowser canonically survives.

    • @cullenlatham2366
      @cullenlatham2366 3 года назад +13

      Does he though? (to be clear, not speaking about this game in particular). We have seen dry bowser, meaning any instance where he shows up implying that bowser died, then the semantics of the magikoopa's role in bowser's army. In those same instances where dry bowser appears, it is usually by the boss steroid magic of Kamek. If Kamek uses magic to revive bowser, it is still a kill, and if we have seen him do it on screen, who's to say he didnt do it EVERY time bowser fell into lava at the hands of the mario crew? *SEMANTICS!* XD

    • @MisterJackTheAttack
      @MisterJackTheAttack 3 года назад +19

      But it *feels* murdery.

    • @fakename3010
      @fakename3010 3 года назад +2

      ..to kill many more.

    • @stove3517
      @stove3517 3 года назад +3

      Isn't dry browser the corpse of browser's dad?

    • @ncisfan1002
      @ncisfan1002 3 года назад +6

      @@cullenlatham2366 He grows up to be Bowser so yes, he canonically survives
      Dry Bowser is Bowser Sr since they both exist in the same universe I'm sure

  • @isakts8576
    @isakts8576 3 года назад +342

    alternate title: local nerd discusses technicalities of murder

    • @pedro_.
      @pedro_. 3 года назад +18

      Local sadomasochist nerd*

    • @dontmindmyname7563
      @dontmindmyname7563 3 года назад +19

      Local sadomasochistic nerd discusses the semantics of local green dinosaur’s “pacifistic” genocide

    • @hilacopter4023
      @hilacopter4023 3 года назад +1

      HOW DARE YOU CALL THIS BEAUTIFUL MAN A NERD? HE'S CLEARLY A GEEK!

    • @patentpending7016
      @patentpending7016 3 года назад +14

      @@hilacopter4023 just so you know, Gamechamp uses she/they pronouns.

    • @hilacopter4023
      @hilacopter4023 3 года назад +1

      @@patentpending7016 no

  • @ericjohnson5526
    @ericjohnson5526 3 года назад +57

    "That will never do a smash brothers episode." Wait a minute...

  • @abigailowens3907
    @abigailowens3907 3 года назад +29

    "That will never do a smash brothers episode"
    Smash without spirits/skills:

  • @jjslider3026
    @jjslider3026 3 года назад +401

    “Anything that feels even slightly murder-y counts as a KO”
    Oh, so throwing enemies down a pit to their death only to be replaced isn’t slightly murder-y?
    Tsk tsk tsk

    • @sockmonkey1994
      @sockmonkey1994 3 года назад +4

      That got me too lol

    • @oxyidiot1275
      @oxyidiot1275 3 года назад +36

      Its not legally murder if you don't see it tho. I know, my great great great aunts friend was probably in law school

    • @bubbaloobub3592
      @bubbaloobub3592 3 года назад +33

      Its a bottom less pit they dont die from inpact and instead from thirst so they technically died from natural causes

    • @atuaangie5160
      @atuaangie5160 3 года назад +11

      If you shoot an old lady is not murder if she's fine the next day.

    • @miaspaghetti
      @miaspaghetti 3 года назад

      Mayro’s SMBWii run works that way

  • @ThePlushLuigiBros2018
    @ThePlushLuigiBros2018 3 года назад +169

    "Unfortunately, Yoshi can't read."

    • @BookWyrmOnAString
      @BookWyrmOnAString 3 года назад +8

      That's just what he wants you to think

    • @goferinzero
      @goferinzero 3 года назад +2

      Ahh, I see you're a man of culture as well.

    • @Jack_Jumbo
      @Jack_Jumbo 3 года назад

      @@BookWyrmOnAString the liberal agenda

  • @akirbyobsessee7396
    @akirbyobsessee7396 3 года назад +338

    “A kill is a kill, it can’t be a half”
    -TJ Henry Yoshi, probably

    • @danikvelocity3120
      @danikvelocity3120 3 года назад +1

      Hahaha!

    • @syndere6755
      @syndere6755 3 года назад +2

      A joke is a joke, you cant say its only a meme!

    • @dabluepittoo-aqua4213
      @dabluepittoo-aqua4213 3 года назад +13

      Even better, the kill is caused by a boulder.
      AKA a rolling rock

    • @pup64hcp
      @pup64hcp 3 года назад +3

      can we leave TJ alone at this point and stop milking that one comment he made one time

    • @dabluepittoo-aqua4213
      @dabluepittoo-aqua4213 3 года назад +8

      @@pup64hcp That's just how memes work. It's mostly dead, but it comes up once and a while.

  • @memerwan38
    @memerwan38 3 года назад +24

    “The channel that will never do a smash bros episode”
    Gamechamp: I’m about to ruin my own entire career

  • @neffrey
    @neffrey 3 года назад +27

    "Yoshi makes an honest attempt to not commit several war crimes"

  • @sillyhead27
    @sillyhead27 3 года назад +168

    I love how she will just find an undiscovered warp to 1-1 to avoid a KO. Powerful energy.

    • @beerbattergames
      @beerbattergames 3 года назад +39

      @smelly paws they're trans paws

    • @WarioLandIV
      @WarioLandIV 3 года назад +32

      Literally all that account does is post the same thing on everything that uses her correct pronouns. Get a hobby or something, you're pathetic.

    • @OrobaSpyro
      @OrobaSpyro 3 года назад +11

      @smelly paws Oh yeah, you have a lot of dignity to say that with that username. Do something else, you're embarrassing yourself

    • @tr4cerrounds
      @tr4cerrounds 3 года назад +19

      @smelly paws bro being transphobic in her replies won't get you laid

    • @dropfish3109
      @dropfish3109 3 года назад +1

      What did smelly paws over here say?

  • @BridgerM
    @BridgerM 3 года назад +1004

    Gamechamp3000 literally found her own wrong warp speed running trick to not have to kill enemies. Wow.

    • @Zeckle11
      @Zeckle11 3 года назад +36

      Her? Damn you got ears?

    • @lazy9785
      @lazy9785 3 года назад +290

      @@Zeckle11 Gamechamp is a non binary person who wants to be referred to with she/they pronouns

    • @kilbeam99
      @kilbeam99 3 года назад +129

      @@lazy9785 oh cool! I didn't know that. Thanks for mentioning it

    • @BridgerM
      @BridgerM 3 года назад +166

      @@Zeckle11 she came out not too long ago. I know her voice is deep but she goes by she/they pronouns.

    • @lazy9785
      @lazy9785 3 года назад +59

      @@kilbeam99 yeah, I didn’t know it either until this comment. I went to the about section on their RUclips page and it says so there
      Edit: By it, I wasn’t referring to gamechamp, I was referring to the fact that gamechamp is non binary

  • @FailcopterWes
    @FailcopterWes 3 года назад +72

    Can we appreciate the great Solid Snake voice she effortlessly dropped into during the patreon readout? Because that was great.
    Great episode overall, too.

    • @teaz3139
      @teaz3139 3 года назад +12

      I know! She could be a voice actor at this rate.

  • @Q_Tura
    @Q_Tura 3 года назад +12

    The semantics of this video be like
    "It's only an oops if we cut the break cable for them to die in an explosive death 50meters away"
    And I love it

  • @Imirui
    @Imirui Год назад +6

    4:05 Don’t worry about the enemies falling down the bottomless pit. After all, it’s not the fall that kills you, it’s the stop that does, and it is a bit hard to stop when there’s nothing to instantly stop you

  • @alsethe2nd656
    @alsethe2nd656 3 года назад +81

    I don't know how you can say: "Yoshi's Island was a tough one to crack" so seriously.

  • @theslowpokegamer334
    @theslowpokegamer334 3 года назад +90

    “Pogchamp? Na, I prefer Gamechamp. Hi-“

    • @outofthecoral
      @outofthecoral 3 года назад +1

      @@thewanderingchelmet Please stop putting this link on every comment

    • @theslowpokegamer334
      @theslowpokegamer334 3 года назад

      @@outofthecoral No no, he’s gotta point...

    • @buddermantheamazing
      @buddermantheamazing 3 года назад +1

      "You're my little gamechamp"

  • @theunchartedwolf9480
    @theunchartedwolf9480 3 года назад +31

    I feel like we are slowly watching Gamechamp go insane after every single challenge.

  • @KaibaKid_
    @KaibaKid_ 10 месяцев назад +3

    “VG Myths: the Online Internet Video Game TV Show that will never do a Super Smash Bros. Episode.”
    -GameChamp3000, 2021

  • @parzival-bo
    @parzival-bo 3 года назад +19

    0:04 Well THAT aged poorly.
    Wait a sec...SHE WAS ALREADY DOING IT AT THE TIME.
    THIS WAS DELIBERATE MISDIRECTION ON THEIR PART.
    ...well played.

    • @cobwebinthecorner
      @cobwebinthecorner 3 года назад +3

      she*

    • @galfinsp7216
      @galfinsp7216 Год назад

      @@cobwebinthecornerpreferred gender terms for gamechamp are they/she

    • @cobwebinthecorner
      @cobwebinthecorner Год назад +2

      @galfinsp7216 Yes, I know. That's why, two years ago, I corrected this person when their comment originally used "he". Clearly, they have since edited their comment to reflect Gamechamp's preferred pronouns. I don't know why you're trying to let me know something I clearly already knew?

  • @pizzazz_music
    @pizzazz_music 3 года назад +34

    It's possible to commit less murders in Dead Rising than Yoshi's Island.

  • @XJ-0641
    @XJ-0641 3 года назад +18

    We've heard of tax evasion, but I think Murder Evasion is a new one

  • @Psyched_Crow
    @Psyched_Crow 3 года назад +30

    "Will never do a smash brothers episode"
    Was going that badly, huh?

  • @mr.explodey6745
    @mr.explodey6745 3 года назад +11

    You've heard of 0.5 A press, now get ready for 0.5 kill

  • @Urthdigger
    @Urthdigger 3 года назад +6

    "The one in our mouth is totally safe. Where it goes is both a mystery and not my problem."
    I said the same thing about the last cookie in the jar.

  • @markshadow02
    @markshadow02 3 года назад +203

    “Can you beat Act 1 of Dragon Quest 11 without using spells?”

    • @buddyboltgaming8269
      @buddyboltgaming8269 3 года назад +27

      Can you beat all of dragon quest 11 without using spells

    • @markshadow02
      @markshadow02 3 года назад +23

      @@buddyboltgaming8269 I’m trying to help Gamechamp keep their sanity

    • @modernkiwi6447
      @modernkiwi6447 3 года назад +9

      That sounds impossible. It would probably be a minimum spell run

    • @revaryk6868
      @revaryk6868 3 года назад +9

      Oh god, as much as I love Dragon Quest, playing a whole game, let alone a single section in that series without using any magic sounds like a nightmare.

    • @markshadow02
      @markshadow02 3 года назад +10

      @@modernkiwi6447 Well, the rules would force him to play the entire run with “Follow Orders”, so it really requires correct weapon choice and lots of item use

  • @genemelendez8157
    @genemelendez8157 3 года назад +1095

    I’m sure Yoshi’s Island speedrunners everywhere appreciate that wrong warp in 3-7. I’ve never seen anyone do that before
    Edit; Holy crap, I’ve never gotten this many likes before. Thanks

    • @oefest5252
      @oefest5252 3 года назад +163

      I can’t believe he found a wrong warp just for a stupid entertaining challenge lmao

    • @mateuspassalaquamartinssch3175
      @mateuspassalaquamartinssch3175 3 года назад +112

      @@oefest5252 i think its she

    • @CosmicPlatonix
      @CosmicPlatonix 3 года назад +65

      I look forward to the day I can hear Summoningsalt discuss Gamechamp.

    • @xtremefirefox2475
      @xtremefirefox2475 3 года назад +72

      @@oefest5252 Its a she/they

    • @oefest5252
      @oefest5252 3 года назад +11

      @@xtremefirefox2475 erm, you do realize that boys can have girl pfps, right??

  • @callumfootitt5366
    @callumfootitt5366 3 года назад +304

    i like how she just casually finds a wrong warp

    • @cheezbunni3530
      @cheezbunni3530 3 года назад +14

      I think A+ start did a video on the wrong warps.

    • @jamjam8795
      @jamjam8795 3 года назад +8

      That was legit hilarious

    • @frodododo
      @frodododo 3 года назад +14

      She? Mistype or have I missed something?

    • @meboo9725
      @meboo9725 3 года назад +68

      @@frodododo Gamechamps a she, you can check her twitch if you’d like to see!

    • @cheezbunni3530
      @cheezbunni3530 3 года назад +58

      @@frodododo oh yeah Gamechamp is Nonbinary, her pronouns are she/they.

  • @blueshell292
    @blueshell292 3 года назад +12

    My woman could make white out of black with that amount of charisma that it takes to deliver these semantic explanations and I'm HERE for it

  • @skyeschlueter9877
    @skyeschlueter9877 3 года назад +3

    Oh my goodness, the ENTIRE "DISCOVER A WRONG WARP MYSELF!" but at 12:36 is effin' GOLD!

  • @filipkadic9008
    @filipkadic9008 3 года назад +39

    "You're somewhat hip" sounds like a Jon Cartwright sentence

  • @angrykorokboi5434
    @angrykorokboi5434 3 года назад +7

    After being dropped into pits his entire life, Yoshi vowed to never hurt an innocent soul and have them suffer as he did

  • @Angry_Jetpack
    @Angry_Jetpack 3 года назад +11

    This game has such a big place in my heart, and I am so happy you did a challenge run for it. Thank you for doing what you do, Champ.

  • @hulkjon6094
    @hulkjon6094 3 года назад +11

    Love the joke of not making a Smash Bros episode because she's taking so long on beating World of Light without spirits or skills on the hardest difficulty

  • @gregholland11
    @gregholland11 3 года назад +2

    Yo that warp on 3-7 was amazing. Really awesome to see you inventing your own technique to complete these ridiculous runs

  • @Tippex_Official
    @Tippex_Official 3 года назад +68

    That was probably the most ridiculous and semantic challenge I’ve ever seen.
    Therefore it makes it the best

  • @colewesting1234
    @colewesting1234 3 года назад +4

    “But I’m recovering from a dental emergency”
    MOOD, and same, Wisdom teeth just got removed
    Time to become a dinosaur and get a super long tongue!

  • @dudedude5035
    @dudedude5035 3 года назад +58

    BRO I JUST GOT THIS GAME HOW IS THIS TIMED SO PERFECTLY

  • @xyrehn1496
    @xyrehn1496 3 года назад +1

    I gotta say, from the explanations to the editing just every piece of this video is excellently done in conveying both how the minimalist run is judged and how it’s going and I absolutely love it. I recall you’ve talked before about minimalist runs being a bit tricky to make videos on and I just need to commend you on how well you’ve managed to do this one! Great work as always, looking forward to whatever you have for us next.

  • @BladeCrossEXE
    @BladeCrossEXE 2 года назад +3

    Pretty sure the jokes about never doing a Smash episode and recovering from dental work were just references to the fact that it took Champ 8 months to beat Smash World of Light, and had two root canals during that timespan. She took a real life event and made it the justification for this run. Glorious.

    • @Gamechamp3000
      @Gamechamp3000  2 года назад +2

      Genuinely yes, this was a filler episode I figured I could do really quickly to help make up for Smash taking so long (and as always I completely underestimated the scope and this ended up being a decently big episode)

  • @beardlessdragon
    @beardlessdragon 3 года назад +10

    "Monkeys are the best enemy types to encounter."
    In no other context would this be true of Yoshi's Island lol

  • @magmangle
    @magmangle 3 года назад +3

    gamechamp really just constantly says shes bad at video-games then just finds a wrong warp that hasnt been officially documented yet

  • @TheGrandeNero
    @TheGrandeNero 3 года назад +17

    "There is no guide for a shortcut in this level"
    "Fine. I'll do it myself"

  • @hiimnew9682
    @hiimnew9682 3 года назад +3

    "officer, you dont understand. the dog was *off-screen* and *did not make an explosion sound* therefore he only *despawned* when i hit him with my car"

  • @CesarTorres61296
    @CesarTorres61296 3 года назад +2

    That 3-7 Wrong Warp was a true highlight. You did fantastic on this run!

  • @Aluriii
    @Aluriii 3 года назад +14

    I love you gamechamp, thank you for helping me lift my head up in one of my darkest days. Stay awesome girl!

  • @conc0n
    @conc0n 3 года назад +106

    So are we gonna talk about how she found her own wrong warp for a VG Myths?

    • @Tippex_Official
      @Tippex_Official 3 года назад +11

      No

    • @baloonman5
      @baloonman5 3 года назад +37

      @Retendo She. She uses female pronouns. Check one of the twitch vods

    • @Tippex_Official
      @Tippex_Official 3 года назад +25

      @Retendo I understand why you’d make this mistake. I only found out today they use she/they pronouns

    • @baloonman5
      @baloonman5 3 года назад +37

      @Retendo Go be transphobic on some other comment section. You're clearly not making an honest mistake anymore.

    • @baloonman5
      @baloonman5 3 года назад +2

      @Retendo sh

  • @mr.iamnotabagel7365
    @mr.iamnotabagel7365 3 года назад +8

    "The online internet Video game TV show that will never do a smash brothers episode."
    Me thinks there be some treachery afoot.

    • @CptObvious
      @CptObvious 3 года назад +1

      She's been working on a No Spirits, No Skills 100% run of World of Light on Hard difficulty for a long while, but hasn't beaten it yet.

  • @AndrewMooreMar
    @AndrewMooreMar 3 года назад +2

    I loved the video, very informative, and you make it very entertaining.
    There a re a few speerun tricks that might make some sections easier, although I can't compare because I don't speedrun, so I haven't tried them ever:
    -In 6-4, you can flutter above the wall, so you don't need the key, and thus, the kill is unnecesary. I don't know if you need to kill-bounce on an enemy to perform it, though.
    -In 6-5, the autoscroller can be avoided by some pixel-perfect jumps. I know this sounds too hard, but hey, speedrunners do it! I assume this way you can just outrun the little fellas.
    -In 6-6, the key can be grabbed from the left with some precise positioning and tongue skills.

  • @heihogreenzx4704
    @heihogreenzx4704 3 года назад +2

    6:32
    Don't worry. They don't fall in the lava, they only fall in front of it.
    Lemon Drops: *Spontaneously obtains shades while throwing up the peace sign as they fall off the ledge.*

  • @oceanflowerrs
    @oceanflowerrs 3 года назад +6

    i like when she gets happy and you can tell shes smiling when talking abt dumb things like the wrongwarps :)

  • @roquey44
    @roquey44 3 года назад +4

    3-7: ha! There are no wrong warps for you to use. What are you gonna do
    Gamechamp: Fine, I'll find one myself.

  • @AuraXalaiv
    @AuraXalaiv 3 года назад +8

    I love her writing! I find myself coming back to these videos like every week

  • @thethunderiron2980
    @thethunderiron2980 3 года назад +4

    “Will never do a smash bros video”
    3 videos later:
    *posts smash bros video*

  • @train4292
    @train4292 3 года назад +9

    Gamechamp: *Looks up a way to get past the level without killing anyone*
    Yoshi’s Island wiki: “Guide coming soon”
    Gamechamp: “Fine, i’ll do it myself”

  • @overthinkit_
    @overthinkit_ 3 года назад +6

    Something about the way you say “monkeys” is just so delightful

    • @DOC_951
      @DOC_951 3 года назад +3

      She says monkeys like everyone else says monkeys...🤷🏻‍♂️

    • @overthinkit_
      @overthinkit_ 3 года назад +7

      Maybe just the word “monkey” is just a nice word, then!

    • @rosiegaymer
      @rosiegaymer 3 года назад +1

      everytime i hear monkey i think of that stupid meme that i love as mich as i hate

  • @Caaarl_
    @Caaarl_ 3 года назад +76

    I'm a simple man: when I see a vg myths video, I click.

    • @Caaarl_
      @Caaarl_ 3 года назад +1

      @@thewanderingchelmet I couldn't be more confused.

  • @jr637-1
    @jr637-1 3 года назад +78

    "That will never do a Smash Brothers episode"
    Me, an intellectual who watches GameChamp streams: ???

    • @periwinkuru
      @periwinkuru 3 года назад +18

      I think she just gave up.

    • @Cheerybelle
      @Cheerybelle 3 года назад +10

      @smelly paws
      she

    • @DrRank
      @DrRank 3 года назад +5

      It was a joke about how it's taking forever

    • @Mewcrozma
      @Mewcrozma 3 года назад +7

      @smelly paws yeah, she.

    • @periwinkuru
      @periwinkuru 3 года назад +6

      @smelly paws she's trans, check her bio

  • @RussyPopDnD
    @RussyPopDnD 3 года назад +3

    I can't believe you found your own wrong warp. You are a legend.

  • @emurray304
    @emurray304 3 года назад +17

    Gamechamp: Says shes bad at games
    Also gamechamp: finds a undocumented wrong warp in a 2 decade old game

  • @i8dacookies890
    @i8dacookies890 3 года назад +18

    The viewers merely adopted the semantics. You were born in it, molded by it.

  • @gunsandroses896
    @gunsandroses896 3 года назад +8

    I feel like this is going to be another Super Mario Odyssey Jumpless challenge. Trying to figure out all the possible wrongwarps to complete this cleanly.

  • @Ethanimale
    @Ethanimale 3 года назад +19

    Who else thinks she has the greatest causal speaking voice on RUclips? I could listen all day long

    • @teaz3139
      @teaz3139 3 года назад +4

      Oh, me too. I could hear her read the dictionary.

  • @macmadness5932
    @macmadness5932 3 года назад +4

    0:04
    YOU ARE A LAIR MR VG MYTH MAN DUUD
    no but seriously good job on that episode

    • @MrPresttoSauce
      @MrPresttoSauce 3 года назад

      @@TheRealFraston *read the channel's description*

  • @vanurp9130
    @vanurp9130 3 года назад +2

    Gamecgamp: "I will never do a smash bros episode."
    Also Gamechamp: does a smash bros episode.

  • @zippityzap3531
    @zippityzap3531 3 года назад +38

    “That will never do a Super Smash Brothers episode.”
    Me: *Who wanted a “Can you beat Smash 4 all star mode without jumping/or using up-b* Alright...

    • @ShadwSonic
      @ShadwSonic 3 года назад +4

      Pretty sure the answer to that is yes... Compared to Subspace without jumps or Up+B, or World of Light without Spirits (both of which were proven, and the latter my current LP), an All-Star mode is nothing!

    • @atuaangie5160
      @atuaangie5160 3 года назад

      @@ShadwSonic now do smash run from 3ds

    • @ShadwSonic
      @ShadwSonic 3 года назад

      @@atuaangie5160 Now, see, _that_ is more likely to be meaningful... or it would be, were there not as many important factors outside of player control as there are.
      Locations and types of challenge rooms.
      Type of final task chosen.
      Opponent statistics at the end of the gathering phase.
      Which enemies, chests, powerups, etc. decide to spawn where.
      All of this is perfectly fine in a casual sense, but when determining if a challenge run is "possible"? Way too messy, way too fast.

    • @atuaangie5160
      @atuaangie5160 3 года назад

      @@ShadwSonic I suppose that makes sense.
      I do think it would be an interesting test if nothing else.

    • @fakename3010
      @fakename3010 3 года назад

      Just use bowser: side smash is great, down smash gains height (and side smash if you grab an enemy), is heavy so you won't get launched as much. (Yes, I am a bowser main.)
      I also have the game, so the challenge will be attempted.

  • @Fqceless
    @Fqceless 3 года назад +11

    "That will never do a smash brothers episode"
    *The viewers will remember that*

  • @shawnasmith1742
    @shawnasmith1742 3 года назад +5

    "The series that will never do a smash bros episode " that line aged like milk.

    • @quetuo3908
      @quetuo3908 3 года назад

      she said it as a joke on how long that challenge was taking, cause she was actually already working on the spiritless world of light at the time this was made.

  • @Sage_the_Turt
    @Sage_the_Turt 3 года назад +2

    had to discover a wrong warp on your own... that's just amazing dedication.

  • @theguyman256
    @theguyman256 3 года назад +5

    "The online internet videogame TV show that will never do a Smash Brothers episode" hmmm

  • @caseyleenb
    @caseyleenb 3 года назад +9

    “never do a smash brothers episode” well that didn’t last long.

  • @WillOrrWhat
    @WillOrrWhat 3 года назад +48

    At this point when she says "semantics," I just hear "some antics."

    • @Hidden_Fern
      @Hidden_Fern 3 года назад +6

      I mean they’re not wrong 😂

    • @dontmindmyname7563
      @dontmindmyname7563 3 года назад +3

      She? The gamechamp is a guy

    • @Hidden_Fern
      @Hidden_Fern 3 года назад +7

      @@dontmindmyname7563 check their ‘about page’ :)

    • @dontmindmyname7563
      @dontmindmyname7563 3 года назад +14

      @@Hidden_Fern ah, yeah i didn’t know she is trans sorry

    • @clawcakes
      @clawcakes 3 года назад +13

      @@dontmindmyname7563 SHOUTOUT 2 U for being a pro gamer and owning up to your mistake :)

  • @veryconfusedidiot
    @veryconfusedidiot 3 года назад +3

    "That will never do a Smash Bros episode."
    *Ha.*

  • @DarksydePhilip
    @DarksydePhilip 3 года назад +1

    Not gonna lie. I completely forgot this channel existed due to the lack of uploads. Nice to see he's back.

  • @jackgomez7033
    @jackgomez7033 3 года назад +2

    "The online internet videogame TV show that will never do a smash bros episode"
    *Laughs in Smash Ultimate no spirits video*