David Sedaris and his latest joke on restaurants

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  • Опубликовано: 24 дек 2024

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  • @andycummings-music
    @andycummings-music Год назад +45

    Andy Rooney + John Waters = David Sedaris

  • @darlataddeo6376
    @darlataddeo6376 Год назад +74

    Please give David Sedaris a weekly segment. ❤

    • @LindaC616
      @LindaC616 Год назад +5

      That would be wonderful

    • @jolness1
      @jolness1 Год назад +6

      Agreed. Met him a few times as a kid (through marriage am related to his partner) and he’s got an incredible wit.

    • @panic9383
      @panic9383 Год назад +1

      please, no. it's the only part of Sunday Morning I don't like

    • @chrisfinch8637
      @chrisfinch8637 Год назад +3

      @@panic9383 And why is that ?

    • @rushfan1970
      @rushfan1970 Год назад +4

      Yes!! He never fails to make me laugh!💖

  • @tumblelake63
    @tumblelake63 Год назад +25

    'Over ripe racoon carcass'. Well, that's going to stay with me.

  • @johnwright2911
    @johnwright2911 Год назад +13

    YES!!! Laughter is needed more than ever! ❤❤

  • @val7553
    @val7553 Год назад +4

    This reminds me of a segment from Portlandia.

  • @genagena127
    @genagena127 Год назад +8

    More more more!! I love him

    • @eduardo_corrochio
      @eduardo_corrochio Год назад

      He's probably got a bunch of audio books if you search for them, maybe a podcast.

  • @lizannewhitlow1085
    @lizannewhitlow1085 Год назад +6

    OMG perfection

  • @methos1999
    @methos1999 Год назад +4

    Portlandia did this sketch years ago.

  • @plumerjr
    @plumerjr Год назад +4

    David is awesome!

  • @situated4
    @situated4 Год назад +8

    Rich people problems.

  • @John-Edward
    @John-Edward Год назад +4

    Very clever as alway with David Sedaris!!! LOL 😂

  • @lorettanericcio-bohlman567
    @lorettanericcio-bohlman567 Год назад +4

    Love the Sedaris

  • @neitan6891
    @neitan6891 Год назад +12

    Different diets have been part of various cultures from time immemorial, not just modern wealthy nations. Jewish prohibition on pork and shellfish, Hindu prohibition on beef, Jain prohibitions on root vegetables, European prohibition on dogs, American prohibition on horses, etc. Every group of people and religion sets different limits on what can or cannot be eaten and how and when.

  • @leslieanne7467
    @leslieanne7467 Год назад +4

    His books are so fun

    • @JW-vd4il
      @JW-vd4il Год назад

      one time I was going on a trip just when a new book of his came out. So I bought it to read on the plane.
      I didn't get but a few pages in when I had to stop because I was laughing so hard I was afraid they would think I was crazy and put me off the plane. 😂😂😂
      it's also worth getting his books read by him. I owned some in the past, some are online, even in RUclips you can find a lot. Enjoy! but don't be anywhere that when you are listening you might laugh so much to appear to be a crazy maniac. 😂❤

  • @saralynfosnight5139
    @saralynfosnight5139 Год назад +11

    When I worked in a restaurant kitchen, I made salads. Invariably there would be people who wanted their dressing "on the side." I would pour several ounces of our house vinaigrette into a small pitcher and send it on. They would mostly use it all. It was twice as much as I normally used to dress the salads. I had a good laugh.

    • @cmet8280
      @cmet8280 Год назад +7

      Having it on the side usually means it will be more, that's why I order it that way. Who is laughing now 😄

    • @AroundTheWorldWithEase
      @AroundTheWorldWithEase Год назад +2

      @@cmet8280 🤣

    • @giuseppelogiurato5718
      @giuseppelogiurato5718 Год назад +2

      I used to work at a pizza place... "Give me an extra large meat-lovers pizza, and a 2L of Diet Coke" 🤣

    • @giuseppelogiurato5718
      @giuseppelogiurato5718 Год назад +2

      @@cmet8280Well, count your blessings! In Scotland, they don't use "dressing" at all; they only have a hideous thing that they call "salad cream" (super-sweet mayonnaise-based garbage, imo), and it's always served "on the side", in little plastic packets... It's not to my taste, but they seem to like it...
      Long live Ranch dressing! 🇺🇲

    • @JW-vd4il
      @JW-vd4il Год назад

      ​@@giuseppelogiurato5718 American here, only aware of "salad cream" from Fawlty Towers. 😂
      for other Americans, I THINK it's like Miracle Whip. 😁

  • @FullyAdamatic
    @FullyAdamatic Год назад +14

    The Level 4 vegan joke was on the Simpsons 4 years before that movie.

  • @chayito7
    @chayito7 Год назад +1

    You are awesome,!!!❤

  • @EnronnSierra
    @EnronnSierra Год назад +4

    LOL! I died! 🤣🤣

  • @Freddy_Confetti
    @Freddy_Confetti Год назад +1

    Very nice

  • @chrisfinch8637
    @chrisfinch8637 Год назад +5

    I’m always interested in trying different foods, as opposed to what I eat on a regular basis. Whether it’s a joke or not, I’d give it a try. After all, Heganism, I really thought was a thing, until Sedaris himself, made it up.
    I’d still be interested about it, though.

  • @gheller2261
    @gheller2261 Год назад +1

    It's as if he channels Truman Capote.

    • @shelby8364
      @shelby8364 4 месяца назад

      lol maybe that's why they're my two fave writers

  • @geraldgottesman5931
    @geraldgottesman5931 Год назад +3

    His "level 4 vegan" joke is not from "TransAmerica", but it *is* from The Simpsons - if Sedaris had known that, he wouldn't have needed to look up whether it was true or not.

    • @deealone5191
      @deealone5191 Год назад +1

      When I saw Transamerica and heard that I thought it was a real thing too, even though I didn't understand it LOL. I didn't hear about it originally being from The Simpsons until later on.

    • @AroundTheWorldWithEase
      @AroundTheWorldWithEase Год назад +2

      Just about anything in American pop culture that's funny originated on The Simpsons.

  • @judibarth7999
    @judibarth7999 Год назад +1

    LOL good one! 😂😂

  • @peacelovejoy8786
    @peacelovejoy8786 Год назад +1

    There is only 1 Andy Rooney!

  • @bjrockensock
    @bjrockensock Год назад +1

    He'll be relieved to know that as a "hegan" he would be safe to eat meat most of the time.

  • @normaquijano9
    @normaquijano9 Год назад +1

    Totally funny!!

  • @kerryrobinson9947
    @kerryrobinson9947 Год назад

    Bacon is MEAT CANDY. 🥓
    (here kitty,kitty,kitty)

  • @heatherwhite2788
    @heatherwhite2788 Год назад +1

    Imagine raccoon not being good for you

  • @JeffreyGillespie
    @JeffreyGillespie Год назад +2

    He’s definitely a hegan

  • @ejbear8403
    @ejbear8403 Год назад +4

    Hilarious!

  • @sarahallenhumboldt2638
    @sarahallenhumboldt2638 Год назад

    David Sedaris has made many comments ridiculing people making attempts to protect animals, inclusive of dietary concerns.

  • @firsttimewatchingthehomest6054
    @firsttimewatchingthehomest6054 Год назад +1

    Can 2 vegans have a beef?

  • @benstock8427
    @benstock8427 Год назад

    Fme O wait LMFAO

  • @danacarroll7170
    @danacarroll7170 Год назад

    And that is why I left the service industry.

  • @wdh47211
    @wdh47211 Год назад +12

    Where's Mo Rocca....he's more relatable than DS

    • @panic9383
      @panic9383 Год назад +3

      DS makes me cringe every time

    • @joeybaseball7352
      @joeybaseball7352 Год назад +1

      Mo Rocca did the Young and the Restless segment today.

    • @garyfoster3854
      @garyfoster3854 2 месяца назад

      Yeah, he’s definitely more relatable to a low-brow audience.

  • @chariwater1
    @chariwater1 Год назад +1

    😂😂😂

  • @dabeage
    @dabeage Год назад

    You can't eat the rich, they are too sour.

  • @sallycasas4170
    @sallycasas4170 Год назад

    😮🤣🤣🤣

  • @janyceparks8326
    @janyceparks8326 Год назад +1

    Now some nut will try this, watch.

  • @daveg9000
    @daveg9000 Год назад

    The point of this was...???

  • @casperdowlen625
    @casperdowlen625 Год назад +2

    "Eat The Rich" is a British film from 1987. I would not find his joke funny. I'm not getting paid to deal with purile and obtuse shenanigans. I live off tips not stupidity.

    • @eduardo_corrochio
      @eduardo_corrochio Год назад +1

      He might not actually play this joke in real life--- might just be a rotuine for his comedy schtick here. Hard to tell.

    • @suenaz
      @suenaz Год назад

    • @1ACL
      @1ACL Год назад

      "Eat the rich" was a slogan in the 60s.

    • @eduardo_corrochio
      @eduardo_corrochio Год назад

      @@1ACL and "Eat the rude" was the slogan of Dr. Hannibal Lecter.

  • @SALESPRODUCTIONS
    @SALESPRODUCTIONS Год назад +2

    OH if ONLY it was . . .
    I would pay to see it.

  • @Supreme-gu1jz
    @Supreme-gu1jz Год назад +1

    Meh 😑

  • @cleroyster2610
    @cleroyster2610 Год назад +1

    When the SHTF, this guy right here, will be the first one in the FEMA camps. Just sayin.

  • @MAC-op5fc
    @MAC-op5fc Год назад

    When was the last time he was funny? Not this time, or the time before, or the.....

  • @santiagorodriguez3330
    @santiagorodriguez3330 Год назад +8

    waste of audiance time.

  • @christinacascadilla4473
    @christinacascadilla4473 Год назад +7

    His attempts at satire always miss the mark.

    • @natashatomlinson4548
      @natashatomlinson4548 Год назад +1

      Looks to me like he didn’t even know where the mark was to even try to hit it

    • @johnfd0210
      @johnfd0210 Год назад +1

      I want to like him, but I just never find him that funny (slightly amusing, at best).

    • @glnnchrstphr9717
      @glnnchrstphr9717 Год назад +2

      WAH, WAH, WAH.

    • @natashatomlinson4548
      @natashatomlinson4548 Год назад +2

      @@glnnchrstphr9717 just like yours 😉

    • @glnnchrstphr9717
      @glnnchrstphr9717 Год назад

      @@natashatomlinson4548 you don't even know the definition of satire, obviously by your response to me.

  • @ramiyazje
    @ramiyazje Год назад +8

    I'm telling you all it takes is a couple of Dahmers going round filleting and cooking millionaires for the conversation around income inequality to level up to where it should be 🤷‍♂️ Eat the Rich, Eat the Rich, Eat the Rich 🤘

    • @natashatomlinson4548
      @natashatomlinson4548 Год назад +2

      I’ll take mine sautéed 😉

    • @deborahwood7459
      @deborahwood7459 Год назад +1

      If you eat the rich, do you 💩 money?
      I'll take a couple of Bezos to go, please...

    • @AroundTheWorldWithEase
      @AroundTheWorldWithEase Год назад +1

      Where does Aerosmith fall in this debate? Certainly their coffers have filled since their single was released. Asking for a GenXer.