Tom Segura's Famous Neighbor | Bonus Jokes Removed from Netflix
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- Опубликовано: 8 июл 2023
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Netflix is a Joke Exclusive: Tom Segura had a weird encounter with his famous neighbor. Bonus material from Tom Segura: Sledgehammer (now on Netflix) 
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The greatest special in Japanese comedy history
Seguuraaaa
@@Irene.0.smiiiiiith
Can any of you people come up with any original? I've seen this comment under everything Tom Segura related with 2 weeks. It's pathetic, stop being so f**king stupid.
I'm so glad you posted this
I can't stop bowing
I saw him last year in Philly do this joke and the neighbor was the CEO of PetSmart...but this version is undoubtedly the better payoff lol
For legal reasons it's a joke.
“Wow you’re really smart. I guess that’s why you’re the CEO of pet smart. Oops!”
I was wandering why that joke didn’t make it on Netflix.
Good one! Ted
What was Ted Cruz doing in Philly?
@@psycoldwow
I saw Tom last year, died laughing the whole time, and remembered absolutely none of it by the time it was over... Was dyeing from laughter too much to retain anything! One of the bests!
Dyeing from laughter? Is that like painting t-shirts with your blood in a spiral?
holy smokes guy
How long can you die before it takes?
Bro I totally agree....outside of the son shower joke at the end hahaha
What color did the laughter dye you?
He's one of those comedians who can elevate even mediocre material with superb delivery.
And that's very convenient for him, because most of his material...
Hater #1
@@xTheOxx Hater #2
His delivery and cadence is on another level of great. This special was pretty meh tho
It's not mediocre material, it's relatable material
The payoff was so much better than I could have imagined 💀
Same 😂
Strongly agree 😂😂😂
That's exactly what your mother said😂🎉
He used different names depending on his location.
@drchico40 But considering he lives in Texas, and this definitely fits what Ted Cruz would say, I honestly believe it
Like who else is this big of a weird dork?
I’ve been watching tom for like 47 years
😂😂😂😂😂
Are you Steven Seagal? 😂
Skip-skip-skip-skip-skippy😆
Nice
😆
The whole show was awesome... made me laugh start to finish... this joke should have been in the special.
cucks at netflix gotta be careful 🙄
Your special was the greatest special I have seen in years, I was in stitches start to finish!!!
I hope there's like 10 more of these Bonus Jokes that are gonna trickle out one by one.
there are, they will and we can!
@@swanclipper we can?
Why just shows how much of a sellout he is lmao, lets people censor him, beta
I hope there's an entire specials worth of jokes. But your scenario is WAY more likely. I'll also take that.
@@lafondawilliamsyou have no idea how business works an that's why you will always be broke boi
I remember him telling this joke when I saw him live. I was wondering why this joke didn't make it in the final cut lol
Probably legal reasons lmao
You seen him live ?
That's it...... whip it out and you shall be drained promptly sir.
@@rolandomedina8513 weirdo
When my friends and I heard this live the whole stadium was shaking after he made the name drop 😂😭
I was wondering where the joke was. It was Ted Cruz....k....and..... Oh that was the punch. Ya.....😅 Ya that was 👍. Unless you're a dem that joke just reads as a sentence.
Tom is hilarious. Enjoyed this special. I look forward to his next show, no matter how long the wait. Pure art lol
Could you imagine Ted Cruz as a fan of Tom watching this very clip during his lunch break?😂
yes then making same cringe funny reaction tom saw him do
Or worse...living next to Ted Cruz?? Yuk!
Lunch break?! What is he a Janitor?
Ted Cruz is not a fan of Segura, he LIKES Amy Lindsay (Soft core porn he actually LIKED with a public account)
I could see that considering Cruz has no self awareness.
That ending line was perfect
It's almost like he planned it that way
@@agrotheralmost like the commenter knows that
He did this joke before but said it was the ceo of pet smart
It is touching how a man crippled by PTSD from fighting for all of our freedoms in fallujah, out in the open seas in a bulgarian tanker, bazaars in morocco, and more, has the courage to go on stage and make everyone around him laugh. Thank you for your service o7.
Tom is a trust fund baby that has never needed to work a day in his life. He's father was the VP at Merrill Lynch. The guy grew up with a tennis court and pool and his backyard amongst other things.
@@ragu4545 im thinking you took his statement a bit too serious.
@@ragu4545which makes his service to our country all the more remarkable. Courage is the only word I can think of to describe him.
Couldn’t have said it better myself man. Green berets do so much for our country, thank you for your service tim.
@@ragu4545haven’t you seen the bags under his eyes absolute sight of late night combat 😂😂
I hope that he keeps doing his material for many many years. He's awesome !
This whole special was gold!!
That ending….. fabulous stuff 😂😂😂
Thanks Tim. Great special
Fabulous! Thanks Tommy! You’ve made my Monday.
" I'm not making this up. I could not make this up."
A k a I totally made this up
The story with his mum made me choke laughing😂😂
I'm so glad he posted this joke. I need to see him live.
I promise you, you will cry laughing
Tom did this bit when we saw him live and I completely forgot about it (he was in my city last August)...nice to hear again and get another good laugh out of it
I love that this was cut but still needed to be heard 😂
Tom talking to Bobby Lee about being shamed by Sushi restaurant owners for eating too much food while imitating them can be an hour long bit 😂 I’ll watch it every dayyy
How many friend come with you?
Try not to squint while saying that
link?
I don't know _any_ sushi restaurant owners or chefs who would complain about something like that.
@@saulshennan6825 Then you dont know any good sushi restaurant owners or chefs. Japanese culture is very against wasting food. If they dont care at all about you wasting food they are probably very americanised.
Must not have been during a power outage. 😂
Big facts, any natural disaster in Tx or blackout and you can expect ole' Teddy to plan a vacay.
This was a brilliant treat, thank you
Bahaha 😂
Great!
Thanks for posting ❤
Ted Cruz telling me “hey I didn’t want to end it like that that was awkward.” Would be the funniest thing that had and ever will happen to me.
Tom every single on of your specials make me nearly shit myself with laughter, thank you!
People hear there’s a comedian around and go “Let me get a tight 5 together so this funny person thinks I’m funny, too!”
LOVE AND LIGHT TO TOM SEGURA!!!❤😊
Not removed from Netflix. Just watched this exact clip. It came out today.
I watched it last week and this joke was not in the special. Perhaps they added it back in.
Edit: Or maybe it has to do with what country it is being watched from? That is a possibility.
@@switters8679 I don't know but neflix released the same exact clip on their youtube channel a few minutes before Tom.
Fucking brilliant 👏! Tom's delivery always kills me! 😂
Amazing set
Watched Sledgehammer this wkd, one of the best specials I've seen in a very long time. Tom Segura...is funny
As soon as he mentioned a Senator my mind went straight to Ted, so I just about pissed myself at the end
i thought he goes like "....and i walk beside his house and i hear Arnold Schwarzenegger screaming JaaaaJaaaGet to tha Choppaaa"
@@yannikakapralli I figured it out because of the "meehs"
He lives in river oaks in houston
@@Norvillescoobs And Tom lives in Austin
You just know he’s one of the politicians who’s fought to keep it legal in their state for parents to marry off their daughters as young as 12 to older men in their churches 😬
"I bought a house in a neighborhood that I think is too nice."
The struggle is real.
Agree, i even consider to pray for him a wee bit!
Us poors just gotta work harder, hahaha
@@tugsman5Hahahahaha You’re POOR
Tom's delivery is legendary.
I was here for this!!! 😁
Imagine, just for fun, ole Teddy boy gets wind of this... says some crazy sh*t on the Twitter and then... the Mommies activate.
Ted Cruz doesn’t live in Tom’s neighborhood. It’s a nice thought tho
@@RHt09- all the more reason he might bitch about thus on Twitter
This does sound like a conversation Ted Cruz would have with someone.
It’s weird 💩 said by a Senator *that implies* if he’s saying this out loud to a new neighbor _the stuff he says privately or looks up online is_ *really bizarre*
… it’s just *”locker room talk”*
… like the stuff you say when you’re mic’d up on a bus❗️
Dan Crenshaw???
Thank you for sharing 😂
Everyone clapping "we got him another million dollar house! wooooo!!"
What I would give to watch Tom have one of these interactions in person?
He has them with Bert Kreisler
Why is this statement a question?
@@EpicLoLs89he wants you to tell him😂😂😂
That is an interesting thought... these interactions seem awkward and snicker-laugh worthy... unlike Bert's style.. whether you love or hate him, his movie is a great representation of his joke-telling. Bert is one of those people who you could watch his interactions in person and just think.. this is a pretty average day.. then you hear his joke regarding the same exact interactions you witnessed and make a great story out of them. Tom on the other hand, his interactions seem to be more like.. ohh.. this guy is definitely about to do something stupid, I gotta see this. Both rely heavily on internal dialogue
it's a joke, this didn't happen.
Lol “may or may not” to avoid the oncoming lawsuit from the dude himself
*I wish Ted would try to sue him.* A guy who politically supports a person who takes shots at his wife and dad ••• deciding to take a stand _against a comedian?!_
*That would be as poor of a decision as abandoning your state to fly to Cancún.*
NICE! What a perfect story once again Mr. Segura.
🤣🤣🤣 Good one Mr. Segura!!! 😄👏👏👏
I'd love to hear how these neighborly conversations go after Tom buys a house in Louisiana.
Probably built a wall surrounding his property lmao
@@TacticalLeo no doubt.
Special was fucken awesome 👌🏻
When he was imitating “Ted Cruz” I kept picturing Jim Gaffigan lol
his delivery is so unique.
I love Tom! 😂
That whole set-up I was thinking to myself - "There's no way that even Cruz is that fucking weird... Bush maybe? Bush ignores societal norms and personal boundaries too... Who can it be? Oh wait fuck my ears it's Teddy."
Bush wasn't a senator, unfortunately.
@@RHTeebs *Exactly!*
Jeb: Former Florida Governor ••• GW (Prior to President) Former Texas Governor ••• Pappy Bush 🪦 ••• Billy Bush 🚌
*What other famous BUSH men are there?!*
@@RHTeebs right... he was governor
Cruz lives in houston not austin…
So i was at this filming and when i watched it on Netflix i was bummed tbis part was cut.. i was worried it wouldnt live on. Thx Tom!
Fantastic Segura! Great setup! 😊
Touch my camera though the fence tommy
Loved the punchline 😂😂
Schumer would have been funnier.
Great punchline but doesn’t make sense at all
“I am not making this up, I couldn’t be making this up…”
Haha you should have left that in the special Tom!! So good!!!
This was funnier than all of the jokes in the Netflix special 🤣🤣🤣 I really hope there’s more
Oh, how I have missed you, Tom! Your storytelling technique is among the finest.
And THAT's why Tom is 1 of my FAVS!!!!
I heard him tell this live last year and I was gasping for air I was laughing so hard.
You should get out more.
@@p0ssesstFound Ted’s burner account.
Ha ha
@@justinoffutt7712 Speaks a lot about your level of intelligence if you believe this to be a true story.
To be fair, the neighbor did give you a funny premise to work from lol
Thanks for your service, Tim!
This is perfect!
I’m Canadian and my first thought was Ted Cruz. Lol
Nick Mullen
The “mmyeahh” kills me lol
😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Great job!!
I'm 100% certain this is true and 100% not surprised
If that is Ted Cruz then he’s funnier than I thought. Because opening and then continuing a conversation like that, with someone you’ve never met, is absolutely hilarious
Totally agree.
Or being a strange narcissist
@@ROLtheWolf How was Cruz, if the story is even true, a narcissist in that?
That's not a sense of humor, that is a form of psychoses.
@@d4mdcykeypretty funny to me.
did NOT see that punchline coming!
AHAHHAHAHHAHA!
That was BYFAR one of THE BEST put together joke I have ever heard 😂😂😂
Maybe….just maybe…greatest and hardest punchline EVER!!🎉
Tom is so genuinely hilarious like I feel this is his day to day personality. lol 😂🤭😀❤
That was a great delivery
Pure gold
All the way to the “oops” this joke was legendary 🤣👏🏽💯
I was wondering what happened to this joke. When my wife and I went to the show in Phoenix (during the taping for the special) he told it, and I was waiting on it when I watched. But also, some douchebag heckled during our show and stopped everything, so I’m not surprised much of our show didn’t make it in. Idk why anybody would heckle a guy the paid $100 some odd bucks to see and get kicked out. Funny thing was, before the show, the heckler had walked right past my wife and I on the way to his seat w his buddy, and just by the way he looked and walked I told my wife-that guy is a fuckin douchebag”. When he came back around on his way out I couldn’t fuckin believe it
I was at the same show as you and that a$$clown created the only blemish in an otherwise perfect show
I don't think I have ever had my jaw drop from a comedy RUclips video....
watched last night. this special was so good!! 👏🇺🇸👌👍🤘
You should ask Ted to investigate Garth. They're both in the same business: entertainment and serial killing. They could compare notes and dumping grounds.
Ted Cruz doesn’t live in Austin
@@RHt09- but he IS a Garth-level murderer
@@RHt09 That’s EXACTLY what a serial killer would want you to believe. Where are the bodies, Ted?
I think we all knew who he was talking about. 😂
You sob, how dare you leave these jokes out 😂😂 10/10
this is guy is AWESOME...LOL...MADE MY DAY
Seriously, I’d rather talk to Craig at the bank about how he’s doing.🤣
Tommy Suga killing it once again. Fuckin love it!
Oh man, that payoff at the end was great! Fantastic!
Had never seen this guy before and wasn't really finding him funny until he blasted that punch line!! Brilliant!!!!!!!!!
Sledgehammer is a great piece of work, definitely among his best. He's such a naturalistic storyteller that the time just flies by with his specials. Gonna watch it again tonight
Didn't "the mechanic" already do this joke? lol There were 6 or 7 similarities in this that Bert already did in his last special.
Tom also did another version of this with another famous person who it "may or may not have been."
What a perfect fuckin punchline. Tom is a modern legend.
“Hey Tom you mind covering my plants before the freeze? I’m popping down to Mexico.”
I bought a house that was "too nice"
Thank you for telling all of us fat, washcloth poors about your struggles Mr. Segura.
Seguraaaaa
Smeeeeth
What? He's Japanese? 🤔
@@bredemeijer9648 Kinda sounds Japanese
SEGORAAAAA
But he speaks Spanish and is white... so he's a Mexican?
My respect for Ted Cruz grows ever higher.
Was not ready for that
The greatest punchline 😂😂😂
But Ted lives in Houston and Tom lives in Austin… he just made shit up