I Saw A Fight | Tom Segura Stand Up Comedy | "Disgraceful" on Netflix
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- Опубликовано: 9 июн 2021
- Tom Segura saw a fight in the park. It was pretty great. Watch the full stand up comedy special “Disgraceful” on Netflix.
tomsegura.com/ 
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He looks like the kind of guy who would break his leg trying to dunk a basketball.
He’s not that guy Because he didn’t break his leg
Dumb F#€k, it was his 💪🏻
Comment would've been good if you listed what he actually broke.
Lmao YOU GOT IT!
You guys he's kinda right even being wrong lol he is the guy who did get fucked up trying to dunk and he did tear his tendon in his leg btw morons
“Fights are awful, but I watched it.” Tom is literally all of us, but just honest about it.
Definitely not all of us, I found it distasteful.
Not all of us lie about who we are
I’ve never watched a fight from the sidelines. Real men break up fights w/ strangers and protect when it’s someone you know. The old saying was “ If the white doesn’t win we all jump in” I guess that fizzled out few years ago when Fathers decided to stop raising their sons to be a gentleman.
@@AlaluofNibiru real men aren't posting shit about real men getting involved in strangers shit to prove their manliness on RUclips
@@AlaluofNibiru Do you understand what comedy is? It’s not to be taken literally. I’m glad that you are superior to all of us. It’s a fictional story. Get a hold of yourself.
The way Tom delivers the "mm-hmm no" is hysterical to me.
"Not in my park, nu-huh" 😂
He’s incredible with little nuances like that 😂
Reminds me of kat Williams hahah
“Those guys are obvious” murders me every time
Ikr first degree
I didn’t get that reference?
@@mu6554 the kkk, or the ku klux klan
@@mu6554 and white nationalists, neo-nazis. The whole spread
@@mu6554 its a direct reference to the Charlottesville incident. Where people wanted to tear down a statue so white guy dressed in plad flannels showed up with tiki torches.
Dude in the bushes was like " I BEEN OUT HERE FOR A MINUTE!"
Cricket lol
i been knowin cricket 27 years!!! he came through last week with Jellyfish; They Were Lookin for Some SMOKE!!!!!!!!!!
i know the voice 🤣💦
Alright calm down
CRICKET RIGHT THERE
When he said "Mur-derd" I lost it 😂😂
Dooky Shoes was like na’mean.
Bruhhhh... Hey everybody, this is it. The top comment.
THATS CRICKET RIGHT THERE
@@HalinazDziecmi IVE BEEN KNOWIN CRICKET 27 YEARS
I got photo of you hanging out with Dookie Shoes!!
@@willmach I mean I've seen him
“He calls him a nuauaaua.”
🤣🤣😅
😂😂😂
I wish he would do another special, he’s top 10 comedian right now.
He's starting a tour real soon, so after the tour he will most likely film a new special
Top #1
Yeah. Chappelle, Bill Burr, Segura. My top 3
It's literally been a year since his last one, how quickly do you expect him to push out specials as well has his like 19 pob casts and always touring?
@@patrickmcpartland1398 shit, forgot about the last one
NOOO!!! Him, him. Our him. Kills me every time.
The way he said "get em" and "noo"😂😂😂. Man....I'm done💯
SUP KANE
Bro i know exactly what park. It gotta be Rittenhouse. There's bushes and people yelling at each other across the park. This is a true story i seen it like 4 times lol
Rittenhouse is a straight up homeless commune after dark.
@Tod it’s probably not entirely made up, just super exaggerated m. That’s how comedians get their jokes, unless they’re a Jimmy Carr type where he just writes short jokes, and even then he has stories that are based on real life but completely exaggerated.
@Tod Eh, more fun to just choose to believe stand up comedian's stories.
Sounds like Rittenhouse could use a Kyle or two
@@kevinperez1518 Except this is the US, not the UK. The craziest shit that happens over there is like a Monday to us here in the States. Don't even get me started on Florida by itself.
Lmao “you about to get mur- dered” - bruh he got me crying
A white folding chair brought me here 🤷🏻♂️😂😂😂
The Montgomery riverboat fight proved this
Anyone come back here after the whole boat fight in Montgomery Alabama?
Anyone come back to rewatch this after the Montgomery River boat brawl? 🤣🤣🤣
Living in Philly, sounds like any day of the week
It's always sunny
Anyone here after the Alabama boat fights?
"Beautiful day in Philly, beautiful day in the park"
that's the biggest cap I've ever heard
"our him" I'm gonna pass out
god damn this man is funny lol. perfect example of someone making jokes about sensitive topics and absolutely nailing it because he knows what he's doing
Delivery as smooth as his lay up.
I thought about this joke when I first saw the “Alabama Brawl“ . I was like, this is like Tom’s joke.
rewatching this joke in celebration of the August 5th incident in Alabama
This clip is going to get a flood of views from that boat fight. I love it. Black people are the best.
Great video to show to other races to intrepret and understand.
"Tom, there's no other way I can say it. I love watching black people have fun."
Hence the battle of Montgomery 😂😂
Tom you’ve got one of the most hilarious delivery techniques. Love the ymh universe too
You bet I’m coming up in May
@@adamd.6698 Don't be stingy Adam , you'll get a lease and a key . Try it out man .
Glad you're following proto buddy.
Thanks Mike
Let me eat ya. One time.
I reckon many Alabama Riverboat viewers are going to be sending this bit around
His bit on white guy loyalty reminds me of Bill Burr’s bit from years ago who I might add was done in Philly.
ruclips.net/video/w8b81UM74Ow/видео.html
Bill did it way better. Tom comes across as virtue signalling and even a little bit sadistic.
@Kaladins So he’s not just a little bit sadistic like I assumed, it’s ‘his thing’? Thanks for clarifying, I’ll give him a miss for now. And he’s virtue signalling, get over it.
@Kaladins Normally you’d be absolutely right. But Tom and his audience seem to consider it virtuous to hate white people so it’s not contradictory at all. Anyway, we can agree to disagree, the beauty of art.
@@frankymacf lmao. He thoroughly explained that he doesn't believe in group think, and dissociates himself from those that group think and carry torches, yet you say he hates white people. Lmmfao. The "world" is fucking crazy. Or the world's emotional intelligence is so low that they don't know how to interrogate how they're feeling effectively enough to make logical sense of what they mean. Wow thanks for that comment.
This is one of my favorite jokes, the story delivery is pitch perfect
As a middle easterner, the interracial loyalty is so true.
Intraracial
It's mostly about non-white people ganging up on white people. Which is racial hate and an absolute disgrace.
toms delivery is one of the best
Not in basketball
Whats 🧺 ball ?
This aged beautifully after what happened at the Montgomery Brawl
😂😂😂
Tom Segura is a freaking legend. The dude's delivery is the consistency on a level that you can only dream your Door Dasher or UPS would be... But what I find entirely more incredible, are the people who comment on his comedy. They too are almost as funny as he is. Imagine that. Just some randos. Seriously. Compare Segura commenters, vs other comedians. It's a rip dude! I snort all the time. You guys crack me up.
Ok dude you're too much into this. Life goes on focus on you! 😀
@@Psychguy00 he wuvs him
“And then they killed that white guy” dawg that shit just had me crying 😂😂
“I’m out…” gets me every time
After the Alabama brawl this is even funnier. Fuck around and find out 😂😂😂😂
"Get him!" Should not be the best part of this. But it is. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
It was the "no HIM HIM" for me lmfao
The Algorythm decided these clips are the only thing that will be played for me on auto play until the end of time recently
you must be getting indoctrinated . . . ."this is how you cuck" by tom segura >
Actually had a guy look directly at me while he was getting his ass kicked.."aren't you gonna help me?"
"nope!"
Y'all know I watched this again after chairgate. I have never seen a black man swim to a fight but I say they put it in the triathlon let's go!
Technically it's Intra-racial loyalty. Interracial loyalty would be between separate races. thanks porn!
And they say we learn nothing good from porn.
i think he said inner
pretty sure he says "inner", not "inter"
@@robK1320 according the subtitles its interracial so...
@@GiDD504 the subtitles also said “he calls him a ‘nerd’…” 😂
I would love for him to be at the Alabama boat fight.
Child, the commentary would be absolute fire😂😂😂
@@mztweety1374 Man's would be spitting like the M1 Flammenwerfer
Funniest guy to come out of that whole Rogan L.A. crew.
Very true
Idk, bill burr is pretty hilarious too.
what about bart
@@sladehildebrand7518 Bill Burr was already a established comic before moving to LA. He's a NY comedy cellar guy, came up with some of the greatest comics alive.
Callen, Von, Sebastian, Bert. Ari, Henchclif, Diaz
You gotta see them live baby, you will laugh.
Segura has the best black dude voice
*BIKES*
@@gour348 hold my pocket
"the people's mayor". funny AF.
"Let me tell you something, you're about to get MUR-DERD" 😂😂
"you're like, 'fuck that guy'". 😂I said exactly that in a situation not to different.
"Idk if he lived n the bushes"😅dyin
Rest in Peese FEDSMOKER, keep on fetherin' it brother
Pease*
@@Biggie_Cheese704 lol
better tred lightly, brotha... Fedsmoke don't care about grammer. U gonna end up on the web.
He passed gas?
@@Biggie_Cheese704 peace 😁
@@Biggie_Cheese704 you had time to google it and everything.
Definitely one of the top tier comedians of this era.
Unlike Joe Rogan and Kevin Hart who have to Yell a punchline to the top of their lungs to make the audience think it’s funny. This a guy who does comedy.
Don’t know about that with Kevin Hart but Joe Rogan definitely ain’t funny
@@Santoryu90 Kevin Hart doesn’t allow himself to be funny anymore because he’d rather keep his job than getting canceled so he just doesn’t have any funny material after filtering it. But that I can understand from a business perspective. But Joe Rogan when he talks about comedy Or try impressions on the JRE and really introduce himself as a comedian I just can’t understand does he really believe that? Is he funny?
I agree that Kevin Hart would probably want to avoid getting “canceled” hell the thing he got flak for initially was pretty stupid because cancel culture is stupid, I still say he’s still good. Joe on the other the hand idk I don’t think he was or ever really funny comedian or not.
@@Santoryu90 - the problem with Rogan is that he is convinced that he is a comedian. And he actually have a career in it which is really astonishing how much he is living this fantasy like he truly thinks that he is funny. But he is really not and I laugh at dumb shit all the time but he is just not funny at all so the fact that he became rich from doing comedy makes me think what an interesting world we live in.
@@Santoryu90 dude just yells at the mic
Segura always has the strangest encounters lol
The only lie is a "Beautiful Day in Philly"! You are the KING Tom!!!
Love you Tom. You helped me through getting sick. Made me smile everyday!
When he simulated a black man hopping out of the bushes, I lost it 😂😂
This aged well
This was the clip that made Tom my favorite comedian ever. He took what I was thinking about "racial loaylty" and put it into words I could never have worded better, or as hilariously.
The recent ferry boat fight proved this. Guys popping up from portals and behind even Black Manta rose out of the sea to join in
BIKES!!!!???!!!
I love this bit man! Always hilarious! Got me in the mood to rewatch the whole special.
...same here! 😅
“Because you’re saying it Japanese” is the bit that makes me laugh. Mostly because my family and their partners are the same kinds of stupid as that check in guy is.
@@CymonTempler Hahaha! Yeah I feel that one too.
@@CymonTempler SEGUUUUURA
The Richard Pryor reference was perfect.
Which one?
@@simonsen7621 The job interview sketch on SNL with Chevy Chase.
@@duncdonut Thanks! :)
I can't believe its taken me so long to discover Tom, omg he is a great story teller comedian. He just has his delivery down to a T (much like John Mulaney in my opinion) where he could be saying the most mundane thing but it just comes out hilarious
Same
“Discover”
It's mostly stories.
The people who disliked this video are the same people Tom will be uploading pictures of.
LOL 😂
This and the dog killing bit are my two favorites lol
one of the best joke writers out there. perfect execution.
I was like No…him him…our him 😂😂😂😂 I still cant breath 😂😂😂
Great stuff Tom Tom! He may not be invited to the (temporarily closed) cookout but he sure nuff can get a plate at work! 😂🤣😂
Tom Segura a true legend I like his comedy just awesome 😂
Way to pander to 2021 Tom, that a baby.
Tom is just the king of delivery not one bad shot he's got the best flow
"OUR him" TOM PLSSSS
This shit makes me cry laughing every time
Last lines fully resonate with me.... Karma is karma... Dont involve me with what you brought upon yourself
There's a fight every min of the day in philly😔
Tom has the sprinkles man
As someone who lives in Pennsylvania and lives close to Philadelphia, I can confirm this happens
I really wanna go see his standup
This clip - this one....is my absolute favorite.
His clever little metaphors are hilarious
This bit vs bikes! Is hard to choose for #1 segura bit
Keep em high and tight
As they hold torches. I actually giggled
"Get 'im!"
Hahahaha
That woman at the end who screamed “Yeahhhh” at the end annoyed the shit out of me
Someone needs to do cartoon version of this
Holy shit I just watched this last night lmao
Thanks, Todd.
Thanks, Todd.
@@shampthedog aw come on guys I just wanted to be part of something 🥺😓
I literally hollered laughing! 😆 😂 😂
This is still my favourite bit of toms
I’ve heard this bit at least half a dozen times. Still had me snort-laughing 😂
I read the thumbnail as "I saw a Facial fight" and I was thoroughly intrigued, thinking that 2 people just started getting really animated with their facial expressions. I wasn't disappointed with what I got, instead, but I was a little...I really wanted to hear about that facial fight
Yours and my browser history must be way different because if I would of saw “facial fight”, expressions is not the first thing that would of came to mind
« You’re about to get murdurrrd »🤣 im crying.
Your my favorite comedian!! #1 you are 🤣🤣🤣
New to Tom Segura. Guy is hilarious, especially his bball skills.
He's my favorite comedian.
GET HIM got me bad 😂😂😂😂😂😂🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻
Reminds me of the Montgomery fight that happened recently lmao
The only comedian who I think I could actually be friends with. All the rest of crazy
You sure you choose the right jacket?
Absolutely hilarious! 😆
Love it!!