it was dope half drunk in the Dbox moving seats, just gotta shut down the whole critical thinking part of your brain like the adults did during the prequels when there wasn't politics on screen. It was a fantastic spectacle, that missed the mark for star wars films, so many good effects, so many canon breaking events
After that Phantom Menace rating I wasnt sure how this would go, but, by the Sixth House and the Tribe Unmourned, Dagoth Ur belies the wisdom and intelligence of a God
The fact you even doubted his wisdom shows that you have spend a concerning amount of time in the presence of filthy outlanders. I suggest sniffing some Red Mountain ash in order to get those disguisting thoughts out of your system
I love how dagoth puts nearly every race in elder scrolls at F tier but can come up with a well thought out diverse understanding of the Star Wars movies 💀
While I am a little shocked that Last Jedi got treated as nicely as it did here, every other movie was in the correct spot and the roasting of Rise of Skywalker at the end was more entertaining than the entire Disney trilogy.
Last jedi was pretty cool in theaters, it's just that halfway through it jumps from the interesting character of a stormtrooper suffering from PTSD, to a fuckin loser on a shit planet, and the loser turns out to be the main character for some stupid reason
@@blissfuldj7627 I believe you may have Last Jedi and Force Awakens confused, though if that's the case I will agree that Force Awakens was better when it was following Finn.
My personal favorite was "Revenge of the Sith." It is one of the very few times the antagonists actually win in a series rather then leaving a cliff hanger where they might win only for the protagonists to take the victory.
Last Jedi had good scenes and bad scenes. I think B or C tier is a good ranking. Probably C tier more, but in that case phantom menace should also be C tier. Polarizing, yet also Mid in a lot of ways.
@@HyperkalemiaSineWave I give it D tier just because Rise of Skywalker exists, or I'd give it F. Too much of that movie is straight up dumb for me to go higher, although there are things I like about it.
Despite his opinions peppered with every negative thing imaginable, I respect this god's tier list. Blessed be Dagoth Ur, and the tribe unmorned. Truly based as af.
@@sebastiancoar1991 yeah the little tree- hugger's creepy insect-like eyes will stare into your soul while it zones out daydreaming of all the ways it could cook you.
Gotta disagree on the part where we all liked Kylo killing Snoke. Wasn't set up well or earned at all. I didn't give a single shit that Snoke died. It was just like a *shrug* "okay, guess this is happening now" sort of thing when it happened. Cause he wasn't around or established enough for me to like or hate him as a villain. EDIT: Also see Rise of Skywalker where apparently the point of Snoke was he was made by Palpatine..LOL. Then they just show a pickle jar full of Snokes...Like, c'mon sequel trilogy, you're not even trying LMFAO. Like, why didn't he take control of Snoke back in Force Awakens to fuck around with Rey and the gang when it was established in TLJ that he was more than capable of fucking with Hux even when he wasn't there in person? Did he just forget to turn on the wifi connection to Snoke? This whole "trilogy" was dumb. As crazy as some of George's ideas were for the series and as arrogant as he could be, at least he had a thorough plan/vision and saw it through. Really woulda loved to see the ST where Maul and Talon were the villains and we were dealing with the criminal underworld as the big bad...but nope. We had to get "Everything the OT did? Let's do it again, but we can do it better! (not)"
Me as a kid: *Prequel fans and OG trilogy fans throttle and beat each other up,* Me as an adult: *OG trilogy and Prequel fans unite to throttle, bully, and stomp out the Disney trilogy...* *-By attempting to divide and conquer, you only made the fans stronger!!*
I expected better of you Dagoth Ur. Your disdain for Disney Star Wars is acceptable but your failure to place them in the bowels of F teir hell cannot go unnoticed. Solo COULD be placed in D or MAYBE C teir and while Rogue One is better, the nicest anyone could say about that movie is "It's the best Star Wars movie to come from Disney." Enjoy the Nerevarine's blade through your heart. Again.
I agree wholeheartedly with this list, didn’t think Dagoth Ur of all people would be able to accurately depict my hatred for the rise of skywalker, and that the other two sequels weren’t terrible and could have led to something great, but all it led to was a gigantic steaming stinky pile of Guar dung
The problem is that TLJ could not have lead to anything good. It spent so much time on pointless “messages” that it left the final film way too much to answer and figure out. It also made every serious villain into the butt of some kind of joke. Kylo is weaker than a totally new and practically untrained Rey in the first two films, the ginger Tarkin was turned into a sniveling moron, and Snoke was killed in an anti-climactic scene that depicts him as clearly powerful force user falling for a basic ploy without even a fight. Seriously, how could it have lead to anything good? We had no villain that we could take seriously. The prequels had Palpatine, Dooku, Maul, etc. The OT had Vader, one of the greatest villains ever put to screen. The sequels have no one.
@@kolbywilliams7234 Exactly that is also what i thought about the last Jedi. Hell say what you will about Ep 2 sucking, Sidious was alive and so was Dooku on top of a massive war the set up was most certainly there. The last Jedi fucked things up so much there was nothing a high tier writer could had done, it was still fixable by ep 7 regardless of how uninspired it is. Honestly just based on that i would drop the Last Jedi to D tier, the rest of the list i actually agree with.
The thing is Rise was so unbelievably shit because of it had to follow the even worse TLJ. TLJ was such an abomination I don't think you would be able to make a good story for the third fil, mo matter what.
I always have to say, I like exactly two scenes in Rise of Skywalker: 1. Poe states that the "Holdo maneuver" (aka slamming with lightspeed into something) has a one in-a-million chance of success. Basically stating that admiral purple hairs plan was dogshit, and everyone knows it. 2. Kylo Ren just putting his mask back together. Thus destroying his "don't linger on the past" story line from the previous movie by getting back to being Vaders little fanboy. So in essence: the best parts in this movie are those where they shit on the previous one.
Incredibly Red Mountain-pilled take. I would argue that The Last Jedi is an F-tier, based on billion plotlines, dumb characters and overall negative impact on general plot of Disney trilogy. But then again, he is a god. How can I argue with a god?!
Dagoth Ur was too cruel to Attack of the Clones and far too lenient on The Last Jedi. He too flippantly discounted the fact that without Attack of the Clones, the majority of post prequel trilogy content was based off of ideas introduced in Attack of the Clones.
This is unironically the best Star Wars tier list I have ever seen. I would bump Rogue One down to C, The Last Jedi down to F, and AOTC up to C, but otherwise I pretty much agree across the board.
I tried rewatching TPM and was quite literally falling asleep in my chair by the time they left Coruscant. I was able to get through 2001: A Space Odyssey easier. But at least I watched it, I can't say as much for Rise of Skywalker.
You know what? Let the empire claim Morrowind. I was sympathetic to Dagoth before, but now I see him as a fool, Solo BELOW TLJ? TFA BELOW TLJ? AoTC BELOW TLJ??? There’s just no way.
Oh please merciful Lord Dagoth Ur please burn the heretical rise of Skywalker from my mind. Burnt from all of our minds that we may know of the beauty and Majesty that is the expanded universe.
The back half of Rogue One is strong but it is weak enough until then that A feels high. I agree so completely with every other take though that I don't even care, this is still a perfect list
My only real problem with Rogue One is that it’s entire story premise was unnecessary. The exhaust port “plot hole” isn’t a plot hole, it’s an *exhaust port* and while it being a straight run down to the reactor may have been bad design on a military… vessel, (for lack of a better word) it was also by far the most affordable option, having a pipe that large winding throughout the radius of a moon sized battle station would have been ruinously expensive, and I have no doubt that the designers were cutting costs on the massive money sink that was the Death Star wherever they could. That said, Rogue One made a pretty solid story, so I’m not really going to complain.
@@olorinmagus4479 Its not about the pipe its about it ALL going insta boom if there is an detonation within the reactor module. (I mean yes a lot of people complain about the pipe but the pipe was not the point of Rogue One exactly because its like you say a non issue). So imo Rogue One was legit in this regard.
@@Peryite_the_Platypus well it wasn’t really instantaneous. Luke and Han had time to get well out of the blast zone. And a reactor, (or reactors) producing enough power to power a moon sized battle station with a super laser capable of reducing planets to rubble with a single blast? Anything that significantly damages it’s containment measures, (and a torpedo powerful enough to damage heavily armored warships would do more than enough damage) has a very real chance of causing all of that energy to escape explosively. And even assuming it didn’t, even with backup reactors almost certainly in place, damage like that would absolutely disable the Death Star long enough for the Rebels to get the fuck out of dodge.
"i truly believe there is no greater argument for the extermination of all human races than the existence of this film" i'm dying (and deservedly so because i didn't stop Rise of Skywalker)
Dagoth Ur has an acceptable opinion with everything except Last Jedi. The Luke we got makes zero sense as he suddenly became a Jedi fanatic despite having clearly realized that the Jedi order as it was was severely flawed. Which is why he takes aspects of the dark side in Return of the Jedi when he wears complete black like a sith and force chokes. Also there is no way that Last Jedi was better than Force Awakens. At least Force Awakens had a formula that worked (despite being a flawed imitation) and proposed interesting plots which were then butchered by Last Jedi Also the complete character assassination of Finn is unacceptable. He had grand potential that Force Awakens failed to capture, but rather than attempting to pick up the fumble they decided to kick it to the other team and make a hole so they could lose.
Rey had, keyword had, potential. However, instead of showing us how she got so powerful, they made her a Mary Sue. She starts off as a mere Scavenger, a job that doesn't take any combat experience whatsoever, just the knowledge of what is valuable and what is worthless, and who will buy what, and yet she somehow manages to defeat a Sith Apprentice who likely had a few months of training, as if he were nothing. *sighs* I would say "If Sheogorath taught us anything it is 'Logic is dead, hail chance and anarchy'." but since the Daedra have no connection with that universe Star Wars cannot use that excuse. Due to making Rey a Mary Sue all of the Disney Star Wars movies get "Trash Fire" tier. I'd rather buy 9 gallons of skooma for J'zargo, despite him being one of the few honest-working Khajiit with no ties to the trade caravans that I met in Skyrim, than consider Rey a well-made character.
Attack of the Clones is a solid C-tier at the least, it has a good few character scenes and worldbuilding scenes that build up the greater Star Wars universe. Definitely not D-tier, which is where TFA, TLJ, and Solo should go.
He is a God! How dare you imply a God forgets!? Is this how you Honor the Sixth House and the Tribe Unmourned? What a grand and intoxicating innocence!
@@drd444no, the clone wars did the actual world building. That’s why the prequels can be looked back at with any positivity. The actual movies without that show are pretty terrible
Not a single one of the Disney sequal trilogy belongs above D tier. They just projectile vomited all over Star Wars like a tavern Nord on St Patrick's Day.
I'm no fan of Revenge of the Sith (long story short, the novel ruined it for me for being _too_ good), but massive props to Dagoth for saying "Stop whining about The Last Jedi". I honestly believe it's the best of the three sequel trilogy films, and yeah... Rise of Skywalker.... I have no words for it.
How in Azura's name did the Revenge of the Sith an S tier? It's just 20-minute of light saber fight with Obi Wan proclaiming victory just because he's on higher ground like they're playing the floor is lava. Oh wait.... Sorry Daguth Ur. I will never question your opinion again.
Now I want to see where The Clone Wars premiere movie and the Star Wars Holiday Special would rank for Lord Dagoth. And maybe the book Splinter of the Mind's Eye, since that was based on early story concepts of the second Star Wars movie before Empire Strikes Back solidified in Lucas's mind Perhaps also the Thrawn Trilogy, or as they're also known--a fact the mongrel dogs of Disney have tried to hide from you--the ORIGINAL sequel trilogy.
“Hive of scum and diversity” absolutely killed me
"Based and red mountain pilled"
"and never to trust a redguard"
My sides 😂
Around redguards never relax
Fuck redguards all my friends hate redguards
I streamed Rise of Skywalker for free when it was in theaters and I still feel like I paid too much to see that pile of dogshit
You can recover money and storage. You CANNOT recover time. So be careful with free shit.
I learned from the last jedi and never saw it.
The beginning shows the Knights of Ren and Sith troopers like they were some top dog........
I feel you and I paid to see it in theaters
it was dope half drunk in the Dbox moving seats, just gotta shut down the whole critical thinking part of your brain like the adults did during the prequels when there wasn't politics on screen.
It was a fantastic spectacle, that missed the mark for star wars films, so many good effects, so many canon breaking events
This is unironically the best Star Wars tier list I have seen
After that Phantom Menace rating I wasnt sure how this would go, but, by the Sixth House and the Tribe Unmourned, Dagoth Ur belies the wisdom and intelligence of a God
The fact you even doubted his wisdom shows that you have spend a concerning amount of time in the presence of filthy outlanders.
I suggest sniffing some Red Mountain ash in order to get those disguisting thoughts out of your system
What a grand and intoxicating innocence you had.
It was a fair assesment
I love how dagoth puts nearly every race in elder scrolls at F tier but can come up with a well thought out diverse understanding of the Star Wars movies 💀
Dagoth giving the most savage takedown of TFA ever.
Look up E;R if you want to see a savage in depth take down of Star Wars.
Or Mauler.
While I am a little shocked that Last Jedi got treated as nicely as it did here, every other movie was in the correct spot and the roasting of Rise of Skywalker at the end was more entertaining than the entire Disney trilogy.
Last jedi was pretty cool in theaters, it's just that halfway through it jumps from the interesting character of a stormtrooper suffering from PTSD, to a fuckin loser on a shit planet, and the loser turns out to be the main character for some stupid reason
@@blissfuldj7627 I believe you may have Last Jedi and Force Awakens confused, though if that's the case I will agree that Force Awakens was better when it was following Finn.
@@dylaxiusmccoy i think i have them confused as well
I remember enjoying The Last Jedi in theater, then immediately hating it when I got a second opinion on it.
i expected a literal god to be able to apreciate the prequels
Agreed. At the very least he should have ranked them higher than the sequel trilogy. The Nerevarine will have words with him.
@@Robertward111 Nerevar will come back as a Khajit because of the cosmic karma generated by these bad opinions.
No inter-meme respect allowed
Yes well being hooked to the heart of lorkhan for thousands of years has it’s ups and downs
Only nwahs participate in the prequels
Honestly the most based Tier list
This needs a hundred dozen more views, I love this and "Smartest Nord" really makes my heart sing.
My personal favorite was "Revenge of the Sith." It is one of the very few times the antagonists actually win in a series rather then leaving a cliff hanger where they might win only for the protagonists to take the victory.
Can't forget that the Revenge of the Sith has the longest choreographed sword fight in history, 12 minutes of uninterrupted sword fighting.
Which is 11 mins too long
Way too nice to the last Jedi but he’s so unfathomably based about it I can’t even be mad
It was a move made out of pure spite and I can respect that.
I would argue Last Jedi is F tier, but other than that I would agree withthis list.
Last Jedi had good scenes and bad scenes. I think B or C tier is a good ranking. Probably C tier more, but in that case phantom menace should also be C tier. Polarizing, yet also Mid in a lot of ways.
It IS F tier. It IS!
It's B for me. Because most of it worked for me than the parts that didn't.
@@HyperkalemiaSineWave I give it D tier just because Rise of Skywalker exists, or I'd give it F. Too much of that movie is straight up dumb for me to go higher, although there are things I like about it.
Despite his opinions peppered with every negative thing imaginable, I respect this god's tier list. Blessed be Dagoth Ur, and the tribe unmorned. Truly based as af.
Damn, I couldn't imagine that I would agree with Dagoth Ur so much.
One of the most unhealthy roasts of Wood Elves. Ever. Jesus
Remember, don't look at the Bosmers too closely 🙄.
@@sebastiancoar1991 yeah the little tree- hugger's creepy insect-like eyes will stare into your soul while it zones out daydreaming of all the ways it could cook you.
Gotta disagree on the part where we all liked Kylo killing Snoke. Wasn't set up well or earned at all. I didn't give a single shit that Snoke died. It was just like a *shrug* "okay, guess this is happening now" sort of thing when it happened. Cause he wasn't around or established enough for me to like or hate him as a villain.
EDIT: Also see Rise of Skywalker where apparently the point of Snoke was he was made by Palpatine..LOL. Then they just show a pickle jar full of Snokes...Like, c'mon sequel trilogy, you're not even trying LMFAO. Like, why didn't he take control of Snoke back in Force Awakens to fuck around with Rey and the gang when it was established in TLJ that he was more than capable of fucking with Hux even when he wasn't there in person? Did he just forget to turn on the wifi connection to Snoke? This whole "trilogy" was dumb. As crazy as some of George's ideas were for the series and as arrogant as he could be, at least he had a thorough plan/vision and saw it through. Really woulda loved to see the ST where Maul and Talon were the villains and we were dealing with the criminal underworld as the big bad...but nope. We had to get "Everything the OT did? Let's do it again, but we can do it better! (not)"
They didnt even bother to develop him as a character, very disappointing
So this is how you honour the sixth house and the tribe unmourned?
"oh, this guys cool, I wonder what his story i- * he gets split open * "nevermind, i guess..."
@@dollarsignmexican What else could we expect from the mongrel dogs of the disney empire?
My thought was literally: what a shame
Me as a kid:
*Prequel fans and OG trilogy fans throttle and beat each other up,*
Me as an adult:
*OG trilogy and Prequel fans unite to throttle, bully, and stomp out the Disney trilogy...*
*-By attempting to divide and conquer, you only made the fans stronger!!*
The only thing that can unite a tribe like no other is a attack by an outsider
Damn, Lord Dagoth went hard on TROS.
And this is why i worship Dagoth Ur. Spitting straight facts
Duel of the fates was fantastic.
I expected better of you Dagoth Ur. Your disdain for Disney Star Wars is acceptable but your failure to place them in the bowels of F teir hell cannot go unnoticed.
Solo COULD be placed in D or MAYBE C teir and while Rogue One is better, the nicest anyone could say about that movie is "It's the best Star Wars movie to come from Disney."
Enjoy the Nerevarine's blade through your heart. Again.
I agree wholeheartedly with this list, didn’t think Dagoth Ur of all people would be able to accurately depict my hatred for the rise of skywalker, and that the other two sequels weren’t terrible and could have led to something great, but all it led to was a gigantic steaming stinky pile of Guar dung
The problem is that TLJ could not have lead to anything good. It spent so much time on pointless “messages” that it left the final film way too much to answer and figure out. It also made every serious villain into the butt of some kind of joke. Kylo is weaker than a totally new and practically untrained Rey in the first two films, the ginger Tarkin was turned into a sniveling moron, and Snoke was killed in an anti-climactic scene that depicts him as clearly powerful force user falling for a basic ploy without even a fight.
Seriously, how could it have lead to anything good? We had no villain that we could take seriously. The prequels had Palpatine, Dooku, Maul, etc. The OT had Vader, one of the greatest villains ever put to screen. The sequels have no one.
@@kolbywilliams7234 Exactly that is also what i thought about the last Jedi. Hell say what you will about Ep 2 sucking, Sidious was alive and so was Dooku on top of a massive war the set up was most certainly there. The last Jedi fucked things up so much there was nothing a high tier writer could had done, it was still fixable by ep 7 regardless of how uninspired it is. Honestly just based on that i would drop the Last Jedi to D tier, the rest of the list i actually agree with.
Any way you cut it you have to be a brain dead fool to actually enjoy how Luke turned out
The thing is Rise was so unbelievably shit because of it had to follow the even worse TLJ. TLJ was such an abomination I don't think you would be able to make a good story for the third fil, mo matter what.
Dagoth Ur tier list of Romulan, Reman and Vulcan ships from Star Trek would be hilarious for him look at the space elves.
Because you rated the last Jedi in B Tear instead of F tear,I'm coming to Keen and Sunder you Dagoth UR.
-Nerevar
"as rare as a redguard with a father figure"
WOAH!
Unironically an amazing tier list.
Even Dagoth Ur memoryholed the Clone Wars movie 💀
He’s not the only one.
I disagree heavily with The Last Jedi but you are a God, how can I argue with a God?
what a grand and intoxicating innocence
I always have to say, I like exactly two scenes in Rise of Skywalker:
1. Poe states that the "Holdo maneuver" (aka slamming with lightspeed into something) has a one in-a-million chance of success. Basically stating that admiral purple hairs plan was dogshit, and everyone knows it.
2. Kylo Ren just putting his mask back together. Thus destroying his "don't linger on the past" story line from the previous movie by getting back to being Vaders little fanboy.
So in essence: the best parts in this movie are those where they shit on the previous one.
"Red Mountainpilled"
fucking platinum tier joke
You forgot the Christmas special. C tier
Incredibly Red Mountain-pilled take. I would argue that The Last Jedi is an F-tier, based on billion plotlines, dumb characters and overall negative impact on general plot of Disney trilogy.
But then again, he is a god. How can I argue with a god?!
Dagoth Ur was too cruel to Attack of the Clones and far too lenient on The Last Jedi. He too flippantly discounted the fact that without Attack of the Clones, the majority of post prequel trilogy content was based off of ideas introduced in Attack of the Clones.
Well he did say we all had N’wah opinions and that he doesn’t care.
@@sidecharacter7165 for all his vaunted and deified intellect, you would think his rating chart would have fewer in the S tier category.
@@AtreVire Didn't Clone Wars carry star wars for a while?
@@KakashiHatake-sv1vb yeah and it wouldn't have existed if not for AOTC. Nothing was created as a result of TLJ
Holy shit this is literally my tire list crazy
This is unironically the best Star Wars tier list I have ever seen. I would bump Rogue One down to C, The Last Jedi down to F, and AOTC up to C, but otherwise I pretty much agree across the board.
And that is why your not a god.
I tried rewatching TPM and was quite literally falling asleep in my chair by the time they left Coruscant. I was able to get through 2001: A Space Odyssey easier. But at least I watched it, I can't say as much for Rise of Skywalker.
Plus young Anakin and Jar Jar are obnoxious as hell.
This is one of my favorite dagoth ur vids
I love the rise of Skywalker portion of this, hilarious
You know what? Let the empire claim Morrowind. I was sympathetic to Dagoth before, but now I see him as a fool, Solo BELOW TLJ? TFA BELOW TLJ? AoTC BELOW TLJ??? There’s just no way.
My faith in Dagoth never faltered before he out Rogue One in A tier
Rogue One is good though
Based list, possibly the objectively right rankings
I wish so bad that all these Dagoth videos were more popular.
Oh please merciful Lord Dagoth Ur please burn the heretical rise of Skywalker from my mind. Burnt from all of our minds that we may know of the beauty and Majesty that is the expanded universe.
Snoke went out like a chump lol
- rates The Last Jedi as a B
No wonder Dagoth got his plans destroyed by an Argonian wielding a lockpick :p
The back half of Rogue One is strong but it is weak enough until then that A feels high. I agree so completely with every other take though that I don't even care, this is still a perfect list
My only real problem with Rogue One is that it’s entire story premise was unnecessary. The exhaust port “plot hole” isn’t a plot hole, it’s an *exhaust port* and while it being a straight run down to the reactor may have been bad design on a military… vessel, (for lack of a better word) it was also by far the most affordable option, having a pipe that large winding throughout the radius of a moon sized battle station would have been ruinously expensive, and I have no doubt that the designers were cutting costs on the massive money sink that was the Death Star wherever they could. That said, Rogue One made a pretty solid story, so I’m not really going to complain.
@@olorinmagus4479 Its not about the pipe its about it ALL going insta boom if there is an detonation within the reactor module.
(I mean yes a lot of people complain about the pipe but the pipe was not the point of Rogue One exactly because its like you say a non issue).
So imo Rogue One was legit in this regard.
@@Peryite_the_Platypus well it wasn’t really instantaneous. Luke and Han had time to get well out of the blast zone. And a reactor, (or reactors) producing enough power to power a moon sized battle station with a super laser capable of reducing planets to rubble with a single blast? Anything that significantly damages it’s containment measures, (and a torpedo powerful enough to damage heavily armored warships would do more than enough damage) has a very real chance of causing all of that energy to escape explosively. And even assuming it didn’t, even with backup reactors almost certainly in place, damage like that would absolutely disable the Death Star long enough for the Rebels to get the fuck out of dodge.
The more of these I watch the more I can't help but hear dagoth as Jonathan Frakes at 0.8x speed
Why does dagoth ur sound and speak so much like neil degrass. I love it, i need it, save my soul UR!
I’m glad to see Dagoth Ur is also a fan of rogue one.
"i truly believe there is no greater argument for the extermination of all human races than the existence of this film"
i'm dying (and deservedly so because i didn't stop Rise of Skywalker)
I agree 100% with this list except 1 choice. I’d move Last Jedi to D tier. Tho I’m not crying about it.
Dagoth Ur has an acceptable opinion with everything except Last Jedi. The Luke we got makes zero sense as he suddenly became a Jedi fanatic despite having clearly realized that the Jedi order as it was was severely flawed. Which is why he takes aspects of the dark side in Return of the Jedi when he wears complete black like a sith and force chokes.
Also there is no way that Last Jedi was better than Force Awakens. At least Force Awakens had a formula that worked (despite being a flawed imitation) and proposed interesting plots which were then butchered by Last Jedi
Also the complete character assassination of Finn is unacceptable. He had grand potential that Force Awakens failed to capture, but rather than attempting to pick up the fumble they decided to kick it to the other team and make a hole so they could lose.
Whoa, damn Dagoth - that one got spicy bro, you ok?
Rey had, keyword had, potential. However, instead of showing us how she got so powerful, they made her a Mary Sue. She starts off as a mere Scavenger, a job that doesn't take any combat experience whatsoever, just the knowledge of what is valuable and what is worthless, and who will buy what, and yet she somehow manages to defeat a Sith Apprentice who likely had a few months of training, as if he were nothing. *sighs* I would say "If Sheogorath taught us anything it is 'Logic is dead, hail chance and anarchy'." but since the Daedra have no connection with that universe Star Wars cannot use that excuse. Due to making Rey a Mary Sue all of the Disney Star Wars movies get "Trash Fire" tier. I'd rather buy 9 gallons of skooma for J'zargo, despite him being one of the few honest-working Khajiit with no ties to the trade caravans that I met in Skyrim, than consider Rey a well-made character.
In new hope they destroy a superweapon. Dagoth Ur should point out that NO ONE touches the heart
I didn't know Mr Plinkett wrote lord Dagoth's speeches. He truly understands the pain if the 6th house and the tribe unmourned.
Attack of the Clones is a solid C-tier at the least, it has a good few character scenes and worldbuilding scenes that build up the greater Star Wars universe. Definitely not D-tier, which is where TFA, TLJ, and Solo should go.
@fudgepacker The dialogue was certainly better than your elementary spelling mistake.
@fudgepacker Maybe you should write one, lest you become even more illiterate. Your existence alone proves the "Use it or lose it" axiom.
Despite the horrendous takes on the prequels, this video gets S tier for being fucking hilarious
S tier - Star Wars Clone Wars animated micro series by Genndy Tartakovsky
F tier - everything else.
I legitimately forgot about that droid from Solo. Huh.
Well if it's any consolation prize, if I can forget the droid, I'm certain Dagoth can as well..
He is a God! How dare you imply a God forgets!? Is this how you Honor the Sixth House and the Tribe Unmourned? What a grand and intoxicating innocence!
@@cowboydan507 You imply that the droid was of any special significance to be honored by being remembered by Dagoth Ur?
This is so entertaining
All "sequels" deserve F tier, or an even lower sub-tier just for them. Anyone who says otherwise is a mongrel dog of the Disney empire.
That analysis of the Rise of Skywalker was pure gold.
I do t think it's even close to the best but the phantom menace is the best looking star wars movie by far
“Representation for the slave races” free speech is amazing 😂
Last Jedi stans 🤝 Last Jedi Haters
Fuck Rise of Skywalker
S for the dialogue of Daguth Ur in this review. What a grand and intoxicating experience!
The phantom menace is above all the prequels for me i use to be a rots #1 guy but as i got older i saw more of the subtle wisdom of jedi in tpm
The prequels attempted some worldbuilding. Didn't work out and was boring but still cool.
It worked out better than anything. The Clone Wars series is proof of that.
@@drd444no, the clone wars did the actual world building. That’s why the prequels can be looked back at with any positivity. The actual movies without that show are pretty terrible
1 B, 2 A, 3 S, 4 C, 5 B, 6 A, 7 F, 8 F, 9 F
somehow dagoth ur returned
The last Jedi B tier, hell no. Below F tier.
Not a single one of the Disney sequal trilogy belongs above D tier. They just projectile vomited all over Star Wars like a tavern Nord on St Patrick's Day.
I'm no fan of Revenge of the Sith (long story short, the novel ruined it for me for being _too_ good), but massive props to Dagoth for saying "Stop whining about The Last Jedi". I honestly believe it's the best of the three sequel trilogy films, and yeah... Rise of Skywalker.... I have no words for it.
Make more! The best Dagoth video I've seen set, your humour is on point delivered in the dry tones of Dr Dagoth. Subbed.
"red mountain pilled genocide enjoyer" xD
I agree with what you said about the Prequels but everything Disney has made under the license is absolutely irrefutable 🐶💩!
Saying the last Jedi is the same tier as the Phantom Menace is despicable. FALSE GOD!!!
"Like saying the Nord with the highest IQ, but still..."
*Video instantly liked*
I know its supposed to be a meme but this is probably how i'd rank it too
Oh mighty Dagoth Ur would you grace us with a verison of joshua Graham on star wars
Dago Ur has shown why he deserves to be a god. Truly a grand and intoxicating ranking.
Attack of the clones gets S teir only because of the arena scene with Padme
Based and Red Mountain Pilled Genocide Enjoyer
LMFAO
How in Azura's name did the Revenge of the Sith an S tier? It's just 20-minute of light saber fight with Obi Wan proclaiming victory just because he's on higher ground like they're playing the floor is lava.
Oh wait....
Sorry Daguth Ur. I will never question your opinion again.
ITS OVER, NEREVAR, I HAVE THE HIGH ROCK!
Dagoth Ur (the God) has some pretty compelling arguments but Last Jedi is D Tier at best.
Empire is A tier.
A New Hope is B tier.
Return of the Jedi is C tier.
The prequels are E tier.
The sequels do not exist.
...how afraid should I be that Dagoth Ur so closely resembles my opinions? At least we disagree on the last jedi.
Common Dagoth W
Now I want to see where The Clone Wars premiere movie and the Star Wars Holiday Special would rank for Lord Dagoth.
And maybe the book Splinter of the Mind's Eye, since that was based on early story concepts of the second Star Wars movie before Empire Strikes Back solidified in Lucas's mind
Perhaps also the Thrawn Trilogy, or as they're also known--a fact the mongrel dogs of Disney have tried to hide from you--the ORIGINAL sequel trilogy.
Lol he expected the last Jedi to make a shit storm and it doesn't
What. . .no mention of Star Wars Christmas Special or The Ewok Movie?
Didn't know Dagoth Ur was racist against black people? Interesting
He most certainly would be. This isn't surprising in any way shape or form.
o man that ending was raw lmfao
Oh no, not women's rights!
cultured and educated opinions
Forgot caravan of courage and the battle for Endor. They say “a starwars film” straight on the vhs.