Ranking the Star Wars Movies by their Water

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Комментарии • 2,2 тыс.

  • @sleepiestpoyo467
    @sleepiestpoyo467 Месяц назад +5692

    Schaffrillas rating star wars movies based on how accurate they got his hometown.

    • @Galactipunk
      @Galactipunk Месяц назад +60

      THEY'VE COME.

    • @rowandunning6877
      @rowandunning6877 Месяц назад +1

      Aghhhhhhhhh

    • @noahthedog8579
      @noahthedog8579 Месяц назад +2

      15:51 of course I knew! This was so obvious. It’s like saying that water are wet

    • @creeperking8702
      @creeperking8702 Месяц назад +4

      @@Galactipunkewe now I’ve gotta get a mop and it’s just going to be a big headache

    • @ILovePikmin
      @ILovePikmin Месяц назад +15

      Report the bots for promoting terrorism

  • @Sleeper800
    @Sleeper800 Месяц назад +2283

    It's a shame Rogue One couldn't be included for this one. Scariff has some of the prettiest water I've ever seen.

    • @nandacarpada
      @nandacarpada Месяц назад +162

      i was expecting an honorable mention or smth too

    • @carlososoriohernandez3979
      @carlososoriohernandez3979 Месяц назад

      Shup up ​@Ksksissh-n8k

    • @memecliparchives2254
      @memecliparchives2254 Месяц назад +7

      Probably because the water comes from Maldives
      TMYK 🌈

    • @GLUBNOIR
      @GLUBNOIR Месяц назад +10

      ​@Ksksissh-n8k Who cares?

    • @calebadam2576
      @calebadam2576 Месяц назад +33

      ​@@GLUBNOIR It's a bot. Report it and move on.

  • @The_Niffler
    @The_Niffler Месяц назад +3912

    At this Point. Schaff can rank all the movies by their 6th appearing character

    • @yamalpaca5861
      @yamalpaca5861 Месяц назад +127

      don't give schaff ideas

    • @pmf98
      @pmf98 Месяц назад +23

      I think A new hope gets dead last in that list too, if not The Force Awakens.

    • @JOJ0606
      @JOJ0606 Месяц назад +29

      Or by the use of sand

    • @TheOddestBall
      @TheOddestBall Месяц назад +30

      Background characters like nameless droids or troopers don't count, right? Has to be a character with either a name or dialogue, right? Also, does mentioning the character count as Anakin mentions General Grievous in ROTS?

    • @CoraCreates
      @CoraCreates Месяц назад +17

      No, no, that’s That Star Wars Guy’s job.

  • @Alex_From_Florida
    @Alex_From_Florida Месяц назад +494

    My list of potential future Star Wars rankings:
    - usage of aliens
    - usage of CGI
    - the food/drinks
    - grass (and how often a character touches it)
    - an official ranking (April fools day video)
    -usage of Anakin / Darth Vader
    -sand

    • @hopegalaxy
      @hopegalaxy Месяц назад +11

      Yeah there's a lot to to a Galaxy far far away to dissect.

    • @LivPC
      @LivPC Месяц назад +4

      SAND!

    • @HaydrogenBomb
      @HaydrogenBomb Месяц назад +4

      With Anakin, I'd add Obi-Wan to that.

    • @sonoftheway3528
      @sonoftheway3528 Месяц назад +1

      Disney barely uses aliens at all

    • @thesillyone3837
      @thesillyone3837 Месяц назад

      You mean an official ranking for Thanksgiving right?

  • @annus6544
    @annus6544 Месяц назад +574

    Not mentioning anakins sweat in ROTS when he wakes from his nightmare is criminal

    • @milward4563
      @milward4563 Месяц назад +61

      Yeahhhhh, we're all distracted by the gorgeous, rippling abs beneath that sweat... Yeah, I said it

  • @DanGamingFan2406
    @DanGamingFan2406 Месяц назад +1896

    The only Star Wars ranking ever where the original trilogy is at the bottom. Apparently real water just can't compare to superior cgi technology most of the time.

    • @onewingedangel9189
      @onewingedangel9189 Месяц назад +45

      Wasn't Ach To real?

    • @ryanharrelson6935
      @ryanharrelson6935 Месяц назад +75

      If you reversed the order of the list, you'd have a valid ordering for star wars movies worst to best.

    • @lockerbuddy2039
      @lockerbuddy2039 Месяц назад +52

      I mean the point is that most IRL water is just super still and super boring.

    • @goldenfiberwheat238
      @goldenfiberwheat238 Месяц назад +11

      @@onewingedangel9189yeah it’s an island off the coast of Ireland

    • @thejokergotham
      @thejokergotham Месяц назад +2

      @@ryanharrelson6935respectable ranking

  • @Jackthemenace5358
    @Jackthemenace5358 Месяц назад +1404

    18:22 Star Wars movies ranked by their unemployment rates

    • @pamspray5254
      @pamspray5254 Месяц назад +55

      Any Austin might be down to team up for something like that. They analyze unemployment rates for video games sometimes.

    • @CurrentlyDuck1
      @CurrentlyDuck1 Месяц назад +16

      I mean, there's no way they have enough jobs for all 2-3 trillion citizens of Coruscant, right?

    • @someonesnobody2222
      @someonesnobody2222 Месяц назад

      Yes please 🙏

    • @cj5564
      @cj5564 Месяц назад +1

      I need this

    • @adamcade604
      @adamcade604 Месяц назад +2

      Check his letterbox account to see his actual star wars movie ranking

  • @knuckleheadwestwind3585
    @knuckleheadwestwind3585 Месяц назад +636

    “Why wasn’t Luke thirsty?”
    Because he had the awesome quench thirsting effects of his father’s Cereveza Cristal

    • @ilanlaham6911
      @ilanlaham6911 Месяц назад +15

      CERVEZA CRISTAL 🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🍻🍻🍻

  • @lyricusthelame9395
    @lyricusthelame9395 Месяц назад +90

    Hearing "Disappointment in the game of life!" followed by Star Wars: A New Hope gave me insane whiplash

  • @own4801
    @own4801 Месяц назад +122

    The whole job of Luke and his family was getting water. He was sick of doing this, and that desire to get out of there into the world was his whole driving motive shown in the iconic twin suns scene.

  • @NQProductions
    @NQProductions Месяц назад +2149

    I love how Schaffrillas will do literally anything with Star Wars to avoid ranking the movies as movies lmao

    • @liamphibia
      @liamphibia Месяц назад +12

      And Marvel too.

    • @drake_diangelo
      @drake_diangelo Месяц назад

      ​@Test-gx2dzwhy are you complaining on every commentttttttt. Why are you here man, you have no joy and whimsy

    • @deleetiusproductions3497
      @deleetiusproductions3497 Месяц назад +25

      he even acknowledges this

    • @manuelinacio4038
      @manuelinacio4038 Месяц назад +2

      He already ranked them on letterboxd.

    • @NQProductions
      @NQProductions Месяц назад +16

      @@manuelinacio4038 Yeah but he never made a video going into detail on why his ranking is the way it is yet.

  • @peterjj1534
    @peterjj1534 Месяц назад +616

    My picks from the next Star Wars lists:
    - Rank by the "I have a Bad feeling about this" phrase.
    - Rank by the Lightsaber duels.
    - Rank by the funniest non-ironic moment.

    • @laurentmarcoux2144
      @laurentmarcoux2144 Месяц назад +6

      such great ideas!!! I really would too like if he did these

    • @laurentmarcoux2144
      @laurentmarcoux2144 Месяц назад +2

      maybe less so with the funniest non-ironic moment because i feel there'd be less to say

    • @kravicle
      @kravicle Месяц назад +35

      i actually really like the "bad feeling about this" ranking idea. is it sincere, is it cheeky, is it pointless or does it serve some actual purpose to the story? loads of possibilities!

    • @andregarza5224
      @andregarza5224 Месяц назад +2

      Ranked by space battles would be a good one.

    • @bighillraft
      @bighillraft Месяц назад +5

      maybe he should get meta and rank them by the accuracy of the Rotten Tomato scores

  • @Fppk5197
    @Fppk5197 Месяц назад +716

    Can’t wait for “Ranking every Star Wars Movie based on how tasty the creatures would be”

  • @danthemanno
    @danthemanno Месяц назад +83

    Ranking ideas:
    - How ugly are the aliens
    - How good/bad the deleted scenes are
    - Based on use of the Wilhelm Scream
    - Based on use of “I have a bad feeling about this”
    - How iconic the memes are
    - How cool the movie posters are
    Anymore ideas anyone?

    • @turbobist2889
      @turbobist2889 Месяц назад +8

      If he does it about memes, then the prequel trilogy will absolutely stomp it, especially Revenge Of The Sith.

    • @gehrigstory6674
      @gehrigstory6674 Месяц назад +3

      How about ranking all of Schaff's own Star Wars YTPs?

    • @cheese0827
      @cheese0827 Месяц назад +4

      Usage of faceless soldiers (stormtroopers, clonetroopers, yadda yadda)

    • @paulamarina04
      @paulamarina04 14 дней назад +1

      lightsaber action. yes i just want to see the phantom menace be on top for once

    • @gehrigstory6674
      @gehrigstory6674 13 дней назад

      @@paulamarina04 What about Battle of The Heroes in Revenge of The Sith?

  • @own4801
    @own4801 Месяц назад +69

    You're also forgetting all the landscape shots of Naboo with many distant giant waterfalls in episode 1. The visual effect was made by pouring fine grains of salt down a giant model of the land.

    • @WingedMilkMan-is5fd
      @WingedMilkMan-is5fd Месяц назад

      Excuse me, but wtf. Where can I find this info

    • @own4801
      @own4801 Месяц назад +5

      @@WingedMilkMan-is5fd The Corridor Crew did a video on all the prequel effects. It gets a bad rep for CGI, but there's also tons of practical effects that look so good you probably couldn't even tell.

    • @WingedMilkMan-is5fd
      @WingedMilkMan-is5fd Месяц назад

      Sorry I did not mean to put that reply on this comment, I meant to ñut that reply on a comment about the garbage monster bapatizing Luke

  • @maxmeidl4909
    @maxmeidl4909 Месяц назад +639

    Rest in peace, James Earl Jones
    (1931-2024)
    May the force be with him, forever

    • @PatrickPerkins-r9i
      @PatrickPerkins-r9i Месяц назад +11

      May he rest in peace.🙏🏻
      Also, the reason you had two identical replies originally is because my phone was goofing up. Sorry.

    • @liamphibia
      @liamphibia Месяц назад +11

      A great man and great actor who's left a legacy for generations. He will never be forgotten.

    • @foodisscarce
      @foodisscarce Месяц назад +2

      @@PatrickPerkins-r9idon't think you need to apologize for that, i've seen that happening plenty of times so it's pretty normal

    • @PatrickPerkins-r9i
      @PatrickPerkins-r9i Месяц назад +2

      @@foodisscarce I didn't want it to seem like I was a bot.

    • @foodisscarce
      @foodisscarce Месяц назад +2

      @@PatrickPerkins-r9i ah okay, understandable :)

  • @cheezbunni3530
    @cheezbunni3530 Месяц назад +399

    How was THIS video not sponsored by Surfshark?!

    • @matthewharner1744
      @matthewharner1744 Месяц назад +45

      Because the sharks are too busy surfing or something idk

    • @heyoyo10gaming4
      @heyoyo10gaming4 Месяц назад

      Because funding for Schaffrillas is provided by... Squarespace! The sponsor of -every- today's video!

    • @ThatGuyRNA
      @ThatGuyRNA Месяц назад +4

      @TheCoolDude4how can they suck, Have you seen tomska's ads?

  • @nateds7326
    @nateds7326 Месяц назад +551

    I'm shocked that Schaff has done this many of these and never ranked the Lightsaber fights.

    • @nateds7326
      @nateds7326 Месяц назад +61

      @Test-gx2dz wow you seem fun to hang out with

    • @Lucid_PZPL
      @Lucid_PZPL Месяц назад +11

      Not ultra specific enough

    • @TorgKuman
      @TorgKuman Месяц назад +8

      @Test-gx2dzokay that came out of nowhere. Who hurt you?

    • @aarims9212
      @aarims9212 Месяц назад +13

      I think @Test-gx2dz is a bot or something cause he replies to every comment with some rude quip. Either a bot or a person with way too much time on their hands.

    • @bknpnck
      @bknpnck Месяц назад +6

      @@nateds7326 Sadly the idea is not dumb enough for him to utilize for ranking

  • @jacobnorris8256
    @jacobnorris8256 Месяц назад +45

    Why is this so engaging.
    By the midpoint of the list I was unironically thinking "there's no WAY there's better water than this in other star wars movies!?"

  • @noahmintie
    @noahmintie Месяц назад +29

    Rank every star wars movie on how good they would be if Luigi was the main character.

  • @StriderPF
    @StriderPF Месяц назад +415

    Schaffrillas Productions the type of guy to be walking down the beach and say "Wow! Amazing looking water in this real life!"

    • @dannysmi7162
      @dannysmi7162 Месяц назад +8

      And who wouldn’t?

    • @DomP001
      @DomP001 Месяц назад +2

      Hey I didn't expect to see you here!

    • @morenicginiusthegreat4227
      @morenicginiusthegreat4227 Месяц назад +4

      This is me with basically everything. High school Photography utterly transformed my brain.

    • @MateoC812
      @MateoC812 Месяц назад

      BEGONE BOT

  • @Zeonthebrave
    @Zeonthebrave Месяц назад +706

    Schaff’s next SW vid: ranking Star Wars by their space

    • @miimiiandco
      @miimiiandco Месяц назад +19

      I can't wait for ranking Star Wars by their Stars and Wars.

    • @maxmeidl4909
      @maxmeidl4909 Месяц назад +7

      No, he should rank Star Wars by their … stars

    • @Zenyx64
      @Zenyx64 Месяц назад +16

      nah man, that makes WAY too much sense
      we're gonna get them ranked by how much they support the Darth Jar Jar theory instead

    • @VitaTheMerm
      @VitaTheMerm Месяц назад

      ​@Test-gx2dzwhy?

    • @RPGFlare64
      @RPGFlare64 Месяц назад +1

      That would make me burst.

  • @octologue3206
    @octologue3206 Месяц назад +256

    Now that's what I call content. You don't need to wait for April first.

    • @bonjour-rd5hx
      @bonjour-rd5hx Месяц назад +2

      This Guy is running out of idea i swear

    • @VitaTheMerm
      @VitaTheMerm Месяц назад +1

      why is everyone being like this in the replys?

    • @thalloutboy
      @thalloutboy Месяц назад

      @@VitaTheMermBots.

  • @metalsonic3845
    @metalsonic3845 Месяц назад +44

    8:39 skip sponsorship

  • @Majima_Nowhere
    @Majima_Nowhere Месяц назад +72

    In Legends, the eyeball monster in the trash compactor was actually force-sensitive, and baptized Luke in the disgusting trash water to make him become a better force user. So really, the trash snake is responsible for the fall of the empire making that the best water in the series from a plot standpoint.
    I sincerely wish I was making this up

    • @thekiss2083
      @thekiss2083 Месяц назад +5

      That eyeball monster's name? Glup Shitto

    • @enderphoenix11
      @enderphoenix11 Месяц назад +4

      @@thekiss2083 Based Glup Shitto mention
      However, sorry to disappoint but her name is actually Omi, haha

    • @justatanuki.6495
      @justatanuki.6495 Месяц назад +3

      And people act like disney canon is stupid…
      I mean it is, but thats besides the point

    • @TotallyNotABotRightGuys
      @TotallyNotABotRightGuys Месяц назад

      Least unhinged Legends story

    • @datzfatz2368
      @datzfatz2368 Месяц назад

      Are you sure that isnt from an infinities comic or other N-Canon thing? Because, while the Main EU timeline had some wacky stuff, that sounds too out there to my ears. Can ya give us a source?
      Well never mind, i looked it up myself, and this mfer is just straight up spreading misinformation/propaganda. In Legends, that creature is just an animal thats hungry, thats it. But in a Disney Canon short story collection from 2017 (with questionable canonicity) it is a forve sensitive being and does the things you describe. Why do you claim that to be an EU thing when its the exact opposite?

  • @thejungwookim
    @thejungwookim Месяц назад +276

    1. Can't wait to see the "Ranking the Star Wars Movies by their use of transitions"
    2. Can't wait to also see the "Ranking every 'Ranking the Star Wars Movies by Any Criteria Except Actually As Movies' video"

    • @noahthedog8579
      @noahthedog8579 Месяц назад +7

      @Test-gx2dzyeah! A ranking of every Star Wars film by its use on this ultra specific line of dialogue!

    • @bazwatson3283
      @bazwatson3283 Месяц назад

      Oooh, transitions is good. So many wipes by Lucas come to mind. If Schaff can force himself to check the Disney films for them. This is a winner.
      Also ranking them by “I have a bad feeling about this.” or as the Norwegians would say “Jeg har bange anelser” needs to happen.

    • @TwilightChomperEnthusiast
      @TwilightChomperEnthusiast Месяц назад +3

      @Test-gx2dz
      Can’t wait to see “Ranking Every Star Wars movie by their Lightsaber usage”
      Can’t wait to see “Ranking Every Star Wars movie by their use of character death”
      Can’t wait to see “Ranking every Star Wars movie by their dialogue”
      Can’t wait to see “Ranking every Star Wars movie by their Skywalker usage”
      Can’t wait to see “Ranking every Star Wars movie by how angry it made @Test-gx2dz reading the comment it got inspired from”
      Can’t wait to see “Ranking every Star Wars movie by their humour”
      Can’t wait to see “Ranking every Star Wars movie by their explosions”
      Can’t wait to see “Ranking every Star Wars movie by their Force usage”
      Can’t wait to see “Ranking every Star Wars movie by their acting”

    • @KraylebStudios
      @KraylebStudios Месяц назад

      ​@@TwilightChomperEnthusiastStar Wars ranking by their battles would be cool

  • @DaConeheadChannel
    @DaConeheadChannel Месяц назад +5691

    the rent cant be this high bro 💀

    • @CharlieTheDuhGuy
      @CharlieTheDuhGuy Месяц назад +298

      report these bots, don't give them any attention guys

    • @apineapple3177
      @apineapple3177 Месяц назад +171

      Listen, he has expensive taste

    • @occamsaturn
      @occamsaturn Месяц назад +121

      you pay rent lately? it absolutely can LOL

    • @samplingrater8411
      @samplingrater8411 Месяц назад +21

      It is tho

    • @alextheshitposter6184
      @alextheshitposter6184 Месяц назад +152

      this implies that there is a large sum of money to make from talking about water in star wars

  • @Heynow-yz7jh
    @Heynow-yz7jh Месяц назад +381

    I saw the title and knew it was going to be an S tier video.

    • @parkaller7959
      @parkaller7959 Месяц назад +3

      @TheCoolDude4 You two are owned by the same person

  • @kab-62
    @kab-62 Месяц назад +23

    8:52 Luke was never thirsty because he always had Cerveza Cristal in the fridge

  • @samalmighty1313
    @samalmighty1313 Месяц назад +7

    Kamino is by far my favorite Star Wars planet. Such a unique concept, visually striking and morally intriguing

  • @zacharygate9842
    @zacharygate9842 Месяц назад +487

    That's some good looking water.

    • @tormentakid
      @tormentakid Месяц назад +1

      ​@Ksksissh-n8k jake weddle makes better looking star waters than you bot

    • @theonegoldengryphon
      @theonegoldengryphon Месяц назад

      @@tormentakidDon’t reply, just report

    • @stesscott3618
      @stesscott3618 Месяц назад +1

      Yes

    • @Bluepainter68
      @Bluepainter68 Месяц назад +1

      "TOO MUCH WATER" -IGN, 2014.

    • @stesscott3618
      @stesscott3618 Месяц назад

      @@Bluepainter68 no there's two little water

  • @ob2kenobi388
    @ob2kenobi388 Месяц назад +621

    Worst part of the water in A New Hope is that it nearly drowned Mark Hamill IRL when they were shooting that scene. He held his breath for so long he burst a blood vessel in his face!

  • @KaleBennett
    @KaleBennett Месяц назад +124

    Can't wait for the next Star Wars ranking: "Ranking Star Wars Movies by their STARS and their WARS"

  • @funkermonker6485
    @funkermonker6485 Месяц назад +2

    Wow great video Schaff, i'll make sure to send this to all my friends in Chile. They don't get to see that kinda stuff often so i'm glad you're giving them this opportunity

    • @joestar.d.seba27
      @joestar.d.seba27 Месяц назад

      Chile mentioned, felices fiestas compatriota, aguante Schaff y viva Chile (sáquenme de latam)

  • @TheWaterlooWatermelon
    @TheWaterlooWatermelon Месяц назад +11

    This is getting ridiculous…
    AND I LOVE IT!!!!

  • @Switch_Lens
    @Switch_Lens Месяц назад +142

    Schafarillas literally turning into that RUclipsr called "That Star Wars Guy." Next he'll be ranking the moves by their 92,365th frame.

    • @BenDood
      @BenDood Месяц назад +5

      I was thinking same LMAO

    • @judahsistrunk5479
      @judahsistrunk5479 Месяц назад +7

      I was looking through the comments trying to see if anyone was going to mention That Star Wars Guy. If no one mentioned him, I was going to do it.

    • @judahsistrunk5479
      @judahsistrunk5479 Месяц назад +3

      I think they could rank Star Wars characters by the 123rd frame they are on screen. Or they could rank Star Wars movies based on the 92nd frame that includes a light saber.

    • @simplebutpowerful
      @simplebutpowerful Месяц назад +5

      There’s plenty of room for both of them, TSWG is much more specific and oddball while James chooses criteria that, ya know, make sense

  • @Grianfan90
    @Grianfan90 Месяц назад +61

    1:11 Wow! This water in real life looks just like water in real life!

  • @s.k4713
    @s.k4713 Месяц назад +127

    Finally a true ranking

  • @zerrothewolf8316
    @zerrothewolf8316 Месяц назад +29

    I did NOT expect CAR to make a cameo in this video 2:12

  • @Blusterberry
    @Blusterberry Месяц назад +5

    5:56 That Backstroke of the West reference is your own masterpiece..

  • @stormwarrior5362
    @stormwarrior5362 Месяц назад +87

    14:54 I’ll never get sick of the editors inserting Kamen Rider clips that are somehow perfectly fitting with the subject of the video.

    • @BusterCorp
      @BusterCorp Месяц назад +3

      Thanks mate lol

    • @JustSomeoneAtYtb
      @JustSomeoneAtYtb Месяц назад +1

      I was going to ask if Schaff ever watched Kamen Rider Wizard

    • @Snowstorm...
      @Snowstorm... Месяц назад +1

      I got a little more excited than I should have when I saw Wizard showering

    • @tux1468
      @tux1468 Месяц назад

      me neither! honestly im glad its getting more recognition

  • @Fraterribilis
    @Fraterribilis Месяц назад +38

    I know these rankings are mostly just goofy shenanigans, but they honestly make me appreciate all the background details that go into the making of these movies.

    • @simplebutpowerful
      @simplebutpowerful Месяц назад +7

      It’s James’s way of secretly telling us he still loves Star Wars with all his heart even after all the pain the franchise has put him through

    • @hopegalaxy
      @hopegalaxy Месяц назад +3

      @simplebutpowerful
      Yeah. Disney Star Wars sucks spaceballs most of the time. To the point where everyone's feeling apathetic.
      (Who's even excited for Skeleton Crew?)

  • @Aegon6
    @Aegon6 Месяц назад +118

    "7.8 out of 10, too much water"
    - Ancient Proverb, circa 2014 A.D.

  • @ash.g155
    @ash.g155 Месяц назад +4

    I would love to see Schaff rank the Star Wars movies based on how well the stories translate to the Lego games

  • @nickmarvell1245
    @nickmarvell1245 Месяц назад +4

    This is great! May we get on based on their air quality next?

  • @jeffreyquinde6707
    @jeffreyquinde6707 Месяц назад +87

    15:30 I’d argue that most people don’t quite understand Finn. He never officially joined the resistance in Force Awakens and he lied about knowing how to destroy Starkiller Base just to save Rey. And he fought Kylo to protect her. TLJ was not about him learning “war is bad”. Of course he already knows that. It was about learning that neutrality is bad. Rose is the angel and DJ the code breaker is the devil. And by the end, he officially becomes a rebel.

    • @Jenyatheawesome
      @Jenyatheawesome Месяц назад +12

      Thematically I agree that there is a distinction, but the arc is paced and structured in too similar a way.
      He begins each story motivated to specifically escape(he directly states his desire to run at the start of each film) his current situation and ends up choosing to stay on the behalf of an individual (Rey) or the Rebels as a whole.
      The repetition is what bothered me on a film watching level. He starts each story wanting to avoid conflict then ends each film believing in something beyond himself and no longer running (attacking Kylo, charging the walker in the speeder)

    • @rootbourne4454
      @rootbourne4454 Месяц назад

      I mean clearly JJ Abrahams doesn’t understand his character based on how his story ended

    • @username.exenotfound2943
      @username.exenotfound2943 Месяц назад

      @@rootbourne4454 its more like he never really gave finn much because of his mystery box style of writing

    • @Tulipia5
      @Tulipia5 Месяц назад

      ​@@Jenyatheawesome I feel that maybe he was supposed to die in TLJ. Instead of running away from danger, he was going to sacrifice himself, saving his friends... but then I guess test audiences cried and they changed it... (if it was confirmed, I didn't know because I didn't care much about the behind the scenes of the sequels)

  • @goldenfiberwheat238
    @goldenfiberwheat238 Месяц назад +26

    10:05 that shot was so hype back in the day. Words can’t describe it. You had to see the trailer when it first came out (and then see the movie)

  • @BugsyFoga
    @BugsyFoga Месяц назад +48

    Schaff truly never fails at finding the most creative ways of ranking each aspect of the Star Wars movies, really feels like he will never run out of ideas.

    • @BugsyFoga
      @BugsyFoga Месяц назад +5

      @TheCoolDude4 why are you here then?

    • @KraylebStudios
      @KraylebStudios Месяц назад

      ​@Test-gx2dzLMAO you're a Bot making shitty comments and promoting CP videos, you're the most miserable person alive

    • @poggerd7319
      @poggerd7319 Месяц назад +1

      ​@@BugsyFoga Bot

    • @simplebutpowerful
      @simplebutpowerful Месяц назад +2

      SCHAFFRILLAS NEVER RUNS OUT OF IDEAS
      (Any other solid jj fans out there?)

  • @DrCocofruit
    @DrCocofruit Месяц назад

    Funny video, but also a nice appreciation for the editing and camera work that went into these beautiful water scenes 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾

  • @Maddin1313
    @Maddin1313 Месяц назад +11

    17:57 "somehow the water returns"
    **it's raining**
    "It flies now?"
    "It flies now!"

  • @nyxcharliechaos
    @nyxcharliechaos Месяц назад +20

    some suggestions
    -ranking the films based on how pretty the sky's look
    -ranking based on background characters
    -ranking the films based on how shiny they look

  • @pocketmonster1088
    @pocketmonster1088 Месяц назад +51

    “But what is ice if not water persevering?”

    • @simplebutpowerful
      @simplebutpowerful Месяц назад +1

      The cross re(FOR)en(CE) game is strong with this c(O)mme(N)t s(E)ction
      .
      .
      (I know that isn’t how you spell ‘reference’ but I was going for yet another reference)

  • @liamphibia
    @liamphibia Месяц назад +84

    Crab Man doing everything in his power to not try and rank every Star Wars Movie.

  • @jedh116
    @jedh116 Месяц назад +7

    0:48 nostalgia hit hard 😢

  • @Unremarkable6969
    @Unremarkable6969 Месяц назад +7

    Star Wars ranked on their usage of "I've got a bad feeling about this."

  • @mattmoro1212
    @mattmoro1212 Месяц назад +46

    0:23 I’m beginning to suspect Schaff is either using One Piece clips OOC or he’s actually watching it. Which is it, crab man? I must know!

    • @rockamillion2002
      @rockamillion2002 Месяц назад +7

      I just recently started watching One Piece which means Schaff is now legally obligated to watch it because I need to know his thoughts on the series.

    • @Nightmare-pj4fg
      @Nightmare-pj4fg Месяц назад +1

      @@rockamillion2002there is only one legal opinion on OP

    • @BreadBup
      @BreadBup Месяц назад +3

      It's probably one of his Editors

    • @blahthebiste7924
      @blahthebiste7924 Месяц назад +3

      He has like 400 editors, none of the clips are chosen by him

  • @mawwie-w-
    @mawwie-w- Месяц назад +20

    1:33 I personally find silly videos like these more entertaining than most of your regular uploads so, I don't mind!

    • @hopegalaxy
      @hopegalaxy Месяц назад +3

      Yeah, it's a calming relief from that *horrendous* Acolyte show.
      (Thank the maker it's canceled)

  • @ItsTheCV
    @ItsTheCV Месяц назад +40

    This truly is a video of all time

  • @TowKne3
    @TowKne3 Месяц назад +3

    If Rouge One was included it would've won for sure. The water in that movie it is so beautiful.

  • @pucamisc
    @pucamisc Месяц назад

    Wonderful ranking. Totally awe inspiring.
    Now all we need is a video ranking which movies utilize C-3PO the best

  • @Adrian-ze9ud
    @Adrian-ze9ud Месяц назад +24

    Next, rank the movie by the space battles, please. Too many people focus on the lightsabers, as they should, but I've never seen anyone talk about the space battles, or if you want a better name, the STAR WARS.
    I think people should appreciate them a little bit more, and I'm curious to see which one is the best. The worst one is obviously Rise of Skywalker, they literally use horses.

    • @Adrian-ze9ud
      @Adrian-ze9ud Месяц назад +3

      @Test-gx2dz What about you?

  • @gerobi1233
    @gerobi1233 Месяц назад +19

    You forgot the beautiful blue waters of Alderaan in A New Hope. It wasn't particularly a close up shot, but should have been enough to bump A New Hope at least one spot up.

    • @Dashiell777
      @Dashiell777 Месяц назад +4

      Yep, and darvader destroyed it. How dare he and all the other separatists? Destroy such a beautiful planet.

    • @GavinLepley
      @GavinLepley Месяц назад

      @@Dashiell777 Darth Vader wasn't a Separatist, but an Imperial. The Separatists are from the Clone Wars.

  • @f0ren51c5candy
    @f0ren51c5candy Месяц назад +22

    I went to the funny island they filmed Ahch-to, and I went there in a boat. I threw up because of cannon star wars water!! Definitely deserves number one!!

    • @glasses6524
      @glasses6524 Месяц назад +3

      holy shit!! hello!

    • @f0ren51c5candy
      @f0ren51c5candy Месяц назад +3

      @@glasses6524 oh my god woah it’s you!!!!!!!! I did not expect to see you here!!!

    • @minerman60101
      @minerman60101 Месяц назад +2

      @@glasses6524 woah, not every day you see a celebrity out in the wild!

    • @NoName-oz3gj
      @NoName-oz3gj Месяц назад

      @Test-gx2dzI care

  • @AcidicFuzzAnimations
    @AcidicFuzzAnimations Месяц назад +8

    I watched this video while drinking water.

    • @TJ_thesilly
      @TJ_thesilly Месяц назад

      Real af 😎👍Well done staying hydrated bro

  • @moistpotato2175
    @moistpotato2175 Месяц назад +1

    That “somehow the water returned” at 17:59 got me

  • @jamesreid9284
    @jamesreid9284 Месяц назад +11

    Here’s an idea for a Star Wars ranking:
    “Ranking the Star Wars Movies Based on How Much Death They Contain”

  • @nicodemusedwards6931
    @nicodemusedwards6931 Месяц назад +42

    Next time he’ll absolutely do the real Ranking Star Wars Movies… by their usage of Dichotomy. With special guest, Anakin Skywalker.

    • @kravicle
      @kravicle Месяц назад +5

      wow, another fan of Master Skywalker's thesis in the wild! his analysis on the use of dichotomy in the tale of darth plagueis the wise could be considered as fringe to some scholars, but i believe his reasoning on the tale's true purpose is very sound.

    • @simplebutpowerful
      @simplebutpowerful Месяц назад

      Bahahahaha this comment got me ngl

  • @thepillowhead2453
    @thepillowhead2453 Месяц назад +51

    Schaff really be doing anything at this point.

    • @justasack
      @justasack Месяц назад

      @Ksksissh-n8k Thank you for getting the algorithim to promote this vid you pos

    • @thepillowhead2453
      @thepillowhead2453 Месяц назад

      @TheCoolDude4 I do! I love it!

    • @goodname9154
      @goodname9154 Месяц назад

      @TheCoolDude4 whats your problem dude

  • @webbowser8834
    @webbowser8834 Месяц назад +2

    Y'know what video game has weirdly incredible looking water? Banjo Kazooie Nuts and Bolts, yes the car one. Splashing into a body of water actually looks incredible, and I remember being blown away by it when the game first released. You even get water splashed onto the camera, a nice gentle lil fourth wall break that further immerses you in the stunning water physics you drive that jank contraption you attempt to justify as a "boat" through.

  • @davidsebastianlozanotorres5168
    @davidsebastianlozanotorres5168 Месяц назад +3

    Evil Schaff: Ranking all Star Wars Movies by their sand.
    As a side note, if Rouge One had entered, could have been easily a Top 3

  • @maxmeidl4909
    @maxmeidl4909 Месяц назад +15

    Next time, Schaffrillas should rank the Star Wars movies by their … stars … and then their … wars.

    • @hopegalaxy
      @hopegalaxy Месяц назад

      And the Marvel Cinematic Universe.

  • @craz5326
    @craz5326 Месяц назад +13

    You know this video is a banger when the Squarespace ad is different

    • @craz5326
      @craz5326 Месяц назад +6

      @Test-gx2dz Don't you have anything better to do with your time?

  • @broken_bird_man
    @broken_bird_man Месяц назад +7

    Schaffrillas is the literal embodiment of “HE CAN’T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS!!”

  • @alexexists3710
    @alexexists3710 Месяц назад +4

    Ranking Star Wars movies by their stars and their wars

  • @vojtechkorhon4159
    @vojtechkorhon4159 Месяц назад +5

    This is kind of funny to watch while my country experiences terrible flooding

  • @CarpaOscura116
    @CarpaOscura116 Месяц назад +8

    when i'm in a "making videos to fund my passion projects" competition and my opponent is hit youtuber schaffrillas production

  • @kingDowahs
    @kingDowahs Месяц назад +19

    One day we’ll get Star wars movies ranked by the Wilhelm scream

  • @tonysonic456
    @tonysonic456 Месяц назад +9

    Can't wait for the next Star Wars ranking video to be about the SAND!!

    • @hopegalaxy
      @hopegalaxy Месяц назад +1

      Oooooooooo hohoho ooooooh.😀

  • @josiahricafrente585
    @josiahricafrente585 Месяц назад +1

    Suddenly I’m reminded by the moment when every game in the late-90s/early-2000s (honestly, I forget when) wanted to have a beach/water level/world all because everyone wanted to show off their new water animation graphics technology.

  • @tomjones7606
    @tomjones7606 Месяц назад

    Love the Star Wars rankings keep em coming as much as you’d like!!!

  • @BR-jw7pm
    @BR-jw7pm Месяц назад +27

    James is DETERMINED to rank EVERYTHING but the movies themselves 😂

    • @arnahunas4048
      @arnahunas4048 Месяц назад +4

      Honestly? Respect.

    • @hopegalaxy
      @hopegalaxy Месяц назад +2

      I'll give him this, he's doing something original, even if it seems like he's running out of content to say.

  • @Juannnnnnnnnnn
    @Juannnnnnnnnnn Месяц назад +10

    Eventually he’s going to make a “ranking Star Wars movies by their use of tatooine” video or something like that

  • @kolkagaming1234
    @kolkagaming1234 Месяц назад +9

    Ranking Star Wars Movies by Water?
    What’s Next Ranking Every Single Underwater Level in every video game? Because I would love that to happen!

    • @kolkagaming1234
      @kolkagaming1234 Месяц назад +6

      @TheCoolDude4 What?
      Got a problem with my comment?

    • @henryhere
      @henryhere Месяц назад

      ​@@kolkagaming1234they're going around spamming every comment with pointless hate, they might even be bots. Just report them tbh

    • @kolkagaming1234
      @kolkagaming1234 Месяц назад

      @@henryhere Oh Okay. Thank you so much for letting me know.

  • @curtisleblanc5897
    @curtisleblanc5897 Месяц назад +2

    1:50
    Schaff: " This is your goat, people? "
    Immediately made me think of Black Panther.
    " Is this your king?! Is this your king?! Nah. Now *I'm* da king! "

  • @Solarbloke
    @Solarbloke Месяц назад +2

    You should rank Star Wars films based on the space animals in those films.

  • @joeiorio9654
    @joeiorio9654 Месяц назад +17

    Saw the notification and out loud said “what the fuck”

    • @Waddleboyadvance7187
      @Waddleboyadvance7187 Месяц назад +3

      Schaff ranks star wars movies based on random aspects except how they function as movies hoenn editon

    • @schmingbeefin4473
      @schmingbeefin4473 Месяц назад

      ​@Test-gx2dz Is this your first time using the internet? Do you not know how comment sections work?

    • @hopegalaxy
      @hopegalaxy Месяц назад

      All of us thought the same way. Lol

  • @GreatestNate888
    @GreatestNate888 Месяц назад +12

    Stay hydrated.

    • @goldenfiberwheat238
      @goldenfiberwheat238 Месяц назад

      I guess if you want to do that you’ll have to stay away from a certain…weapon

  • @MikeMcCutchen-n7y
    @MikeMcCutchen-n7y Месяц назад +6

    13:00 maybe schaff should rank those??

  • @rocketjimmy9238
    @rocketjimmy9238 Месяц назад

    A few ideas for the next Star Wars movie ranking:
    -Every Star Wars movie ranked based off the first character to die on screen
    -ranked based off the last line of dialogue in the movie (or closing shot)
    -the costume design per movie
    -quality of acting
    -quality of special effects
    -comedy
    -the lightsaber duels
    -based off the 9th character that dies, or the 44th line of dialogue, or the 77th scene.

  • @batfan6154
    @batfan6154 Месяц назад +1

    Star Wars: Attack of the Clones has some of the best water in God I don't want to say star wars films just in any film period. It delivers what can only be described as the pinnacle of water representation in cinematic history. The film's portrayal of Kamino, a planet perpetually bathed in rain and surrounded by vast oceans, is nothing short of revolutionary. The seamless blending of digital effects with practical set design creates a water experience that feels both immersive and awe-inspiring. It’s not just about how the water looks but how it enhances the narrative and atmosphere, making it an integral part of the storytelling. In terms of sheer visual splendor and technical achievement, the water in Episode II stands as a crowning achievement in film history

  • @reefmyers4015
    @reefmyers4015 Месяц назад +3

    Ranking Star Wars movie by how much stars their are

  • @TheMCCopperario
    @TheMCCopperario Месяц назад +4

    Next Star Wars ranking should be ranking the first sentence spoken by the first character shown onscreen

    • @Dashiell777
      @Dashiell777 Месяц назад

      It should be the clone war stages. He did the complete saga lego game. He needs to do The lego. Clone wars game.

  • @Juggety
    @Juggety Месяц назад +4

    My English teacher just showed one of your videos in class💀💀💀

  • @blakdeth
    @blakdeth Месяц назад +1

    Fun fact: in phantom menace there's a shot of theed palace with waterfalls in the background. To make them, they filmed pouring salt and compiled them into the scene.

  • @karabearcomics
    @karabearcomics Месяц назад +1

    Some more metrics to go with:
    "I've got a bad feeling about this" line-drops
    Wilhelm screams
    Ship fly-overs directly after the opening scroll
    I'm sure I could think of more, but I'm tired.

  • @Notteboy97
    @Notteboy97 Месяц назад +2

    Obviously the next Star Wars ranking should be judging the movies by their Sand

  • @jonathanthompson5900
    @jonathanthompson5900 Месяц назад +4

    Blue button;
    Make a video essay discussing the masterpiece that is the Prince of Egypt
    Red button; Make a Star Wars movies ranking based on water.
    Schafrillus; Robotnic

  • @thehfudge5538
    @thehfudge5538 Месяц назад +3

    Can’t wait for “Ranking Star Wars movies based on how much gay sexual tension there is”

  • @wub-zero735
    @wub-zero735 Месяц назад +1

    4:25 I think Schaff is discounting that the swamp water is full of life. It isn’t pristine river water but it is just as life giving for this ecosystem and a river is for a forest. And I think there is beauty in that as well.

  • @LFonTV
    @LFonTV Месяц назад +1

    Doing a Star Wars video on my Birthday eh? Nicely done Schaff!