Batman's 5 Most Violent Interrogations

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  • Опубликовано: 28 ноя 2024

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  • @R_eagan
    @R_eagan 4 года назад +5232

    Batman: I won’t kill you but the hospital bills will

  • @inanjarslan7357
    @inanjarslan7357 4 года назад +4322

    Batman's rules
    1. No killing
    2. No paying hospital bills

    • @geocross237
      @geocross237 4 года назад +239

      The next day, the hospital is provides free health care and reconstructive surgeries provided by funding by the Wayne Foundation.

    • @redserpentx4991
      @redserpentx4991 4 года назад +21

      Fair game

    • @tjselwyn7003
      @tjselwyn7003 3 года назад +52

      Bruce Wayne actually sometimes pays for criminal hospital bills if information demanded alot of physical pain and trauma. If their was obvious difficulty financially.

    • @GrackDontCrack
      @GrackDontCrack 3 года назад +49

      @@tjselwyn7003 not only that but gotham has something like a "vigilante fund" which pays for all the shit vigilantes destroy and medical bills, and bruce plays for almost all of it out of pocket

    • @Thesnowyman
      @Thesnowyman 3 года назад +20

      @@geocross237 bat insurance?

  • @dezmondphillip8263
    @dezmondphillip8263 4 года назад +3189

    *Breaks collar bone, dislocates arm, breaks the legs and beats the crap out of their faces*
    Also Batman: Now Talk!!!!

    • @renzolockhart
      @renzolockhart 4 года назад +301

      (After talking)
      Batman: Thank you
      *bashes their head on to concrete*

    • @-_-murilo2865
      @-_-murilo2865 4 года назад +28

      That's the only thing they have left

    • @magentapurpleyap5566
      @magentapurpleyap5566 3 года назад +6

      Or blink! Or stop bleeding- this was a bad idea.

    • @DreamerDeceiver76
      @DreamerDeceiver76 3 года назад +8

      YOU SHATTERED HIS COLLAR BONE

    • @sharkcolla7272
      @sharkcolla7272 3 года назад +42

      *unidentifiable muffling and sobbing*

  • @twinsen1949
    @twinsen1949 4 года назад +2925

    Thug: "I swear to god"
    Batman: "Swear to me".
    Idk man, makes sense to me...

    • @TsuriaDragon
      @TsuriaDragon 4 года назад +233

      Batman is basically saying he is god so swear to him how can anyone not see that

    • @jutton11
      @jutton11 4 года назад +438

      @@TsuriaDragon No, I think he's more saying that he doesn't want this guy to swear to god, but to him. God isn't there, batman's not interested in him. He on the other hand is there, and will punish the cop if he doesn't tell the truth.

    • @jonthanpokeashx4103
      @jonthanpokeashx4103 4 года назад +18

      Batman Begins reference

    • @MiniMight
      @MiniMight 4 года назад +46

      @@jutton11 it's not that deep man, he's just saying at that very moment, he is god and he should be swearing to him

    • @TheBigHossman
      @TheBigHossman 4 года назад +7

      they are actually talking about the batman begins moment they are not just refrenceing it

  • @justasentientmclarenp1879
    @justasentientmclarenp1879 4 года назад +3160

    Batman : “I don’t kill people”
    Also Batman : “ima bout to paralyze this dude and ruin his life if he doesn’t tell me what I want”

    • @kinglycrimson
      @kinglycrimson 4 года назад +219

      "I don't kill"
      "Yet a permanent vegetative state is ok?"

    • @internetexplorer7143
      @internetexplorer7143 4 года назад +105

      “I won’t kill you but your hospital bills will”

    • @Super11bigT
      @Super11bigT 4 года назад +93

      @@kinglycrimson hey if their heart is still breathing then it's not breaking the rules

    • @justasentientmclarenp1879
      @justasentientmclarenp1879 4 года назад +43

      @@kinglycrimson yeah honestly he might as well just kill them

    • @mingfanzhang4600
      @mingfanzhang4600 4 года назад +7

      Just a sentient Mclaren P1 #LarryLawton #JustMonika

  • @Israfel36
    @Israfel36 4 года назад +1782

    The Heath Ledger interrogation is brutal to me because- it's real. Ledger told Bale to _actually_ hit him during that scene because he wanted it to be as believable as possible. So the hand slam and every punch is very real.

    • @anna-flora999
      @anna-flora999 4 года назад +254

      That's a very joker thing to do

    • @thatanonymousguy9028
      @thatanonymousguy9028 3 года назад +214

      Heath ledger was actually crazy for real.

    • @yert1832
      @yert1832 3 года назад +39

      @@thatanonymousguy9028 no not really

    • @Pedakin
      @Pedakin 3 года назад +216

      @@thatanonymousguy9028 For that role? Yes. And to this day, Mark Hamill is the best Animated joker. And Heath is the best irl Joker.

    • @austinmasoni3577
      @austinmasoni3577 3 года назад +36

      @@Pedakin joquan phoeinex joker is the best origin even if its not canon

  • @sesereddead465
    @sesereddead465 4 года назад +2589

    Ok let’s be real here, one of his interrogations would’ve killed someone by giving them a heart attack...

    • @quedielzy8579
      @quedielzy8579 4 года назад +136

      That or they get a huge brain injury

    • @GamerIsAwesome1
      @GamerIsAwesome1 4 года назад +103

      He revived them and beat them to a pulp

    • @BellowDGaming
      @BellowDGaming 4 года назад +67

      Just being Batman that guy was so terrified that he almost died by himself.

    • @bruhmoment2316
      @bruhmoment2316 4 года назад +36

      Fr tho if i get interrogated by BATMAN i would fucking die of a heart attack before he even enters the room😂

    • @Ryan-mf4pd
      @Ryan-mf4pd 4 года назад +23

      Not to mention PTSD my guy

  • @the_sam_strong
    @the_sam_strong 4 года назад +328

    Breaks the guy's arm
    "You'll never hold a gun steady again"
    Love that scene, now that's how Batman should deal with criminals...
    Batman The Telltale Series is so underrated.

    • @kylepeterson4147
      @kylepeterson4147 3 года назад +26

      I really hope we get a third installment one day.

    • @Докторпарадокс
      @Докторпарадокс 3 года назад +19

      @@kylepeterson4147 yeah with Ra's Al Goul as a main villain will be great if they even make it

    • @drlukas4242
      @drlukas4242 3 года назад +14

      @@Докторпарадокс agree. Also for the last season I think scarecrow should play some part in it. It will allow the player to reflect on their decision in the previous seasons. Similar to the stranger scene in the walking dead season 1 telltale game.

  • @hussainpolitics
    @hussainpolitics 4 года назад +1316

    Batman is one of the most complex MC’s I’ve ever known.

    • @earthquakewilliam7380
      @earthquakewilliam7380 4 года назад +32

      What’s MC?

    • @raaadtheone9656
      @raaadtheone9656 4 года назад +90

      Main character

    • @MtnDewGuy100
      @MtnDewGuy100 4 года назад +45

      *i wrote my very own batman comic book and I’ve been told my everyone at work and school that’s it’s the best thing they’ve ever read, mind you, their words not mine lol, anywho if any of you fellow batman fans would like to give it a read DM my instagram @jarrito96 and I’ll send you the ENTIRE BOOK FOR FREE ! I’m sending the book to ben affleck later on because his departure as the character is what motivated me to make this book*
      *or if you’ve got snapchat: I’ll send you the ENTIRE comic book, mind you it’s a REALLY long book and the darkest most morally ambiguous portrayal of this character and it brings me great honor to write a story on my fav superhero of all time, whomever reads this I hope you enjoy this comic if you get the chance to read it, have a good day, fellow batmans fans*
      *i had a dream of playing Batman and this failed audition is the closest I’ll ever be to getting there, feel free to roast it* 👇
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    • @predmotax7083
      @predmotax7083 4 года назад +1

      Yes yes iczhc
      Yes I do it on my phone I my
      Qftgj

    • @Prince-Shogun
      @Prince-Shogun 3 года назад +10

      Truth, I love complex characters!

  • @camilonunez3919
    @camilonunez3919 4 года назад +411

    Batman: Donut?
    Deadshot: GET THIS MAN AWAY FROM ME

    • @microcar14
      @microcar14 4 года назад +23

      It's Chocolate. Yum.

    • @mingfanzhang4600
      @mingfanzhang4600 4 года назад +2

      Camilo Nuñez #JustMonika #LarryLawton

    • @MrJlee93
      @MrJlee93 3 года назад +10

      that's the scariest thing, Aside from Bats laughing

    • @myronperkins1
      @myronperkins1 2 года назад +6

      Batman being nice is scary

    • @ethanthamouse6695
      @ethanthamouse6695 2 года назад +4

      Deadshot: "what type of hell is this "

  • @sirsavagethe21st56
    @sirsavagethe21st56 4 года назад +835

    i think the "swear to me line" is simply batman saying don't swear to god because he's not talking to god he's talking to batman.

    • @saganthapa7965
      @saganthapa7965 4 года назад +53

      finally, someone is actually right.

    • @yt-sh
      @yt-sh 4 года назад +5

      no its his ego gone beserk

    • @gieldecloet7987
      @gieldecloet7987 3 года назад +32

      @@yt-sh uhm no batman is one of the most slefless characters ever made

    • @lewisaino
      @lewisaino 3 года назад

      Bats could destroy him.

    • @baconlover7747
      @baconlover7747 3 года назад +19

      I took it as a power play. A way of saying "to you im god here"

  • @treadmill7962
    @treadmill7962 4 года назад +375

    Batman: *Bangs jokers head on the glass*
    “WHERE ARE THEY?!?!”
    Joker: Killing is making a choice
    *Punches joker*

    • @datdankdj8264
      @datdankdj8264 4 года назад +23

      ya don't wanna start with the head cause then the victim gets all fuzzy and can't feel what you do after that

    • @microphonejacket
      @microphonejacket 3 года назад +7

      You can choose Dent, or his precious wife to be.

    • @arkhamtony3775
      @arkhamtony3775 3 года назад +3

      @@microphonejacket It 's bride to be

    • @Howard_T_Duck
      @Howard_T_Duck 3 года назад +2

      @@datdankdj8264 **punches hand**
      ….see?

  • @aidenm.5124
    @aidenm.5124 4 года назад +309

    My favorite interrogation of the Arkham series is Batman’s first interrogation of Ivy. He threatens to kill all the plants in Gotham, and for all she knows, he will do it, not to mention that is a lot of life that would be destroyed. True it doesn’t seem tense compared to the other ones on this list, but once it sinks in, there’s another layer of complexity.

  • @SiddharthShenoy
    @SiddharthShenoy 4 года назад +431

    So you won't kill, but you're fine with traumatic brain injuries.
    ~Damian Wayne 2017(Injustice 2)

    • @raiderparty4565
      @raiderparty4565 3 года назад +24

      At least he interrogated the men, and the women and children too

    • @kyleboisvert4501
      @kyleboisvert4501 3 года назад +11

      This is one of my favorite parts from Injustice! Great reference.

    • @TheJotaroKujo
      @TheJotaroKujo 2 года назад

      @@raiderparty4565 they were animals. So he got them to squeal like animals.

    • @Veldazandtea
      @Veldazandtea Год назад +2

      What makes that even better is how Damian actually does kill people.

    • @keithharrissuwignjo2460
      @keithharrissuwignjo2460 Год назад

      ​@@VeldazandteaDAMN IT DAMIAN!

  • @Edsomthing
    @Edsomthing 4 года назад +771

    You won’t kill but you’re fine with traumatic brain injuries

  • @incogttv325
    @incogttv325 4 года назад +116

    " you want teeth, I want answers" best line🤣🤣🤣

    • @death-nm7hr
      @death-nm7hr 3 года назад +7

      I love that line it's so badass

    • @SlxmeLxss
      @SlxmeLxss 2 года назад +6

      Lmaoo facts😂😂😂

  • @somegeekyperson4645
    @somegeekyperson4645 4 года назад +380

    Batman: "I don't kill."
    Also Batman: **literally break everyone's bones in a interrogation**

    • @IdkOne72
      @IdkOne72 4 года назад +19

      Yes but he did not kill them

    • @IdkOne72
      @IdkOne72 4 года назад +5

      @The Tick Tock Tocko hmm but I am pretty sure he did not break all the bones

    • @Thesnowyman
      @Thesnowyman 3 года назад +2

      @@IdkOne72 the med bills will

    • @recklessabandon5678
      @recklessabandon5678 3 года назад +2

      That's not killing them....Did I miss something?

    • @Chris-mf6zc
      @Chris-mf6zc 3 года назад +2

      “No killing, but no mercy”
      -Batman probably

  • @WhiteFangofWar
    @WhiteFangofWar 4 года назад +407

    As I recall, his violent interrogation of a low-level informant in his own living room with his family watching in terror was part of what made Dick Grayson leave him in the animated series.

    • @kapitan19969838
      @kapitan19969838 3 года назад +8

      I gotta get to that episode

    • @austinalexander8457
      @austinalexander8457 2 года назад +13

      One of my all-time favorites. Old Wounds. Great episode

    • @controlman7490
      @controlman7490 2 года назад +28

      If I was Dick I would leave too, that's completely unethical and quite frankly evil. It's wrong to do that, but if you're going to essentially torture someone during an interrogation, at least have the self-awareness to not do that in front of their family.

    • @ronaldmcfondled9604
      @ronaldmcfondled9604 2 года назад +37

      @@controlman7490 Actually at the end of the episode it's revealed he recognized how badly he fucked up. So he gave the guy (Connor) a job at Wayne Ent. He even asks about his family to see if they're doing alright. Connor was also thankful that Batman scared him shitless because he realized he's not cut out to be a criminal. So in a way they both walked away from the encounter bettering themselves, Nightwing also kinda sorta forgives him once he sees Connor again.

    • @controlman7490
      @controlman7490 2 года назад +7

      @@ronaldmcfondled9604 Who gives af bruh. Giving someone a job won't erase the fact you tortured them in front of their family. Batman is simply a terrible person and ain't no hero.

  • @Zaden_KT
    @Zaden_KT 4 года назад +736

    I love the one in Arkham Knight:
    - Batman: “If your lying, I’ll break the other one!”
    - Criminal: “Break the other wha-“
    - Batman: *Breaks one of his fingers*
    - Criminal: “AGHHH!”

  • @christianjaime-ctcj94
    @christianjaime-ctcj94 4 года назад +225

    Batman: If your lying I’ll brake the other one
    Thug: The other what, (Crack) aaaahhhh

  • @CelticVizard
    @CelticVizard 4 года назад +104

    "Swear to me" means "In this moment, I am your God" and/or "Right now, I control what happens to you" even tagging on "Start praying for mercy"

    • @morrienikka3787
      @morrienikka3787 3 года назад +4

      i know this is 5 months old and stuff but for me, i see that he maybe meant how criminals dont think of gods when committing crimes until they are facing something terrible.

  • @Mr.SlyCooper777
    @Mr.SlyCooper777 4 года назад +101

    “Swear to me” implies that he is more fearful than God himself. The guy can swear to god but not to Batman because you can’t lie to Batman

  • @derdude6214
    @derdude6214 4 года назад +654

    Batman doesn't kill
    *Ben Affleck left

    • @Cipher_Nine
      @Cipher_Nine 4 года назад +42

      *Michael Keaton too

    • @rikudoubapeck
      @rikudoubapeck 4 года назад +34

      *and Christian Bale and Val Kilmer and Adam West

    • @Cipher_Nine
      @Cipher_Nine 4 года назад +21

      @@rikudoubapeck Bale tossed the gun in the river and didn't run over joker, all his kills were accidentals

    • @rikudoubapeck
      @rikudoubapeck 4 года назад +38

      @@Cipher_Nine He killed plenty of ninja and the fake Ra's in the league of Shadows hideout and he prisoner he refused to kill initially. He killed the driver of the Slaughter Truck in the batmobile chase in TDK. He killed Talia and her driver in TDKR by shooting at them with the Bat.

    • @Cipher_Nine
      @Cipher_Nine 4 года назад +12

      @@rikudoubapeck The Ninjas were accidentals, they decided to stay in that building because they were dedicated to kill him, remember he saved Ra's Al Ghul from falling to his death. He shot Talia's Truck to stop it from moving but that dumbass kept on driving... To his own death.

  • @carolinacortesmartinez4305
    @carolinacortesmartinez4305 4 года назад +78

    God Batman has some awesome one-liners:
    - "Please don't lie to me, I only just got Riddler's last informant's blood off my face!"
    - "If you're lying, I'll break the other one!"
    "The other wha-"
    *Breaks his arm*
    - "I swear to God"
    "SWEAR TO ME!!"
    - "I won't break"
    "Your bones will"

    • @Eking-su3tr
      @Eking-su3tr 3 года назад

      The speech he gave superman in dark knight returns too

    • @mrsung9720
      @mrsung9720 3 года назад +2

      Also about that he will die without spilling blood from the outside

  • @lilkingg82
    @lilkingg82 4 года назад +129

    I can very easily explain the Swear To Me line. It's like when people say "Put the fear of God in them"
    Batman is essentially telling that guy, No. Dont fear God. Fear me. I dont want the fear of God in you. I want the fear of the Batman in you.
    It's a some what deep line even if it's the greatest thing I've ever heard and My Favorite thing to yell at random

  • @aaronbood1999
    @aaronbood1999 4 года назад +65

    7:12 best needlemouse impression of the bale voice

    • @orangeinkius7257
      @orangeinkius7257 4 года назад +13

      It's just so jarring because he next to never changes his tone of voice

    • @aaronbood1999
      @aaronbood1999 4 года назад +7

      @@orangeinkius7257 i know that's what makes it funny lol :-)

    • @arkhamtony3775
      @arkhamtony3775 3 года назад

      @@orangeinkius7257 I heard him once talking in a slow motion way

  • @pharaohbubbles1547
    @pharaohbubbles1547 4 года назад +54

    The 'Swear to me!' line does actually make some sense. Hes implying that you shouldnt be afraid or seeking God for mercy, as God is currently not threatening to drop you headfirst on the concrete

  • @themusicmaster1077
    @themusicmaster1077 3 года назад +30

    I like the interrogations he uses in Arkham Knight when he says “Talk! Don’t make me crack your skull and look for the answers inside”

  • @arnolguerrero5615
    @arnolguerrero5615 4 года назад +180

    Can Killer Croc quickly regenerate one of his limbs or tail should Batman ripped them off?

    • @justasentientmclarenp1879
      @justasentientmclarenp1879 4 года назад +31

      It’s probably a pretty slow process

    • @NeedleMouseProductions
      @NeedleMouseProductions  4 года назад +84

      Well only certain versions of Killer Croc have the healing factor, like the Arkham Knight one where he can regenerate limbs, from the evidence it doesn't look like the one in Son Of Batman has a the healing factor so it likely wouldn't grow back. At least not without help from the mutagen drugs he'd been taking anyway

    • @lightspeed7312
      @lightspeed7312 2 года назад +1

      @@NeedleMouseProductions That's some good research you've done

    • @BriarDougherty-jz4ry
      @BriarDougherty-jz4ry 9 месяцев назад

      I know this i'm way late to comment here but in the arkham knight dlc season of infamy they are clearly sawing up and burning killer croc. So If I had to guess he does have some kind of healing factor.

  • @didakad4207
    @didakad4207 4 года назад +363

    "Swear to me!" So in they eyes of tha Batman religion is something criminals don't believe in. You cant swear in something u don't believe exists. But Batman does exist and hes their worst neightmare. Thats what I think is going on.

    • @BlutigeTranen
      @BlutigeTranen 4 года назад +6

      You are correct.

    • @jashardwallington
      @jashardwallington 4 года назад +6

      Yep

    • @pjincho
      @pjincho 4 года назад +5

      Why would Batman think that criminals don’t believe in religion?
      How could anyone know how likely it is that someone believes in a god?
      Criminal activity is certainly no indication of a belief in god... it’s a commonly known fact that religious people aren’t any less violent, or inclined toward crime than religious people.

    • @andrewt329
      @andrewt329 3 года назад +10

      @@pjincho
      Well, if you believe in hell, why would you commit crime?

    • @pjincho
      @pjincho 3 года назад +3

      @@andrewt329 People of faith tempt damnation all the time. The only difference is that their moral compass is entirely based on the supposed moral leanings of a character in a book.

  • @aex9516
    @aex9516 4 года назад +323

    Could you do a q&a love to know more about you

    • @digitbreaker6494
      @digitbreaker6494 4 года назад +7

      Yes same here

    • @mediciki602
      @mediciki602 4 года назад +6

      That would be really interesting tbh

    • @V_themerc
      @V_themerc 4 года назад +5

      @ let’s just say face reavel at 1 million

    • @Userdoesnotexist.0138
      @Userdoesnotexist.0138 4 года назад +6

      Thats kinda creepy man

    •  4 года назад +3

      @@Userdoesnotexist.0138 that's not creppy you idiot he's saying face reavel at 1 million 😒🤦‍♂️

  • @kami_svn4135
    @kami_svn4135 4 года назад +39

    Batman: "I don't kill"
    Also batman: "but I'll put you in a permanent vegetated state"

  • @reeseman1932
    @reeseman1932 3 года назад +38

    Batman: *completely paralyzes thug* “ready to talk?!?”
    Thug: “ok ok I will ta…”
    Batman: “thanks” *knocks out thug*

  • @OptimusPrime1848
    @OptimusPrime1848 4 года назад +34

    I think my Favorite Interrogation is in Arkham Knight where Batman's like: I'll Break Every bone in Your body Cobblepot.
    DO NOT LIE TO ME!!!!

  • @bayutrihanggoro4210
    @bayutrihanggoro4210 4 года назад +45

    Batman do be like beating bad guys to the point they're paralyzed neck down and say
    "Tell me everything you know!"

    • @mattmc9812
      @mattmc9812 3 года назад +1

      Don't know if he has paralized anyone at any point

    • @controlman7490
      @controlman7490 2 года назад

      @@mattmc9812 Let's be honest with the kind of beatings he dishes out to criminals, he most likely has paralyzed someone.

    • @mattmc9812
      @mattmc9812 2 года назад

      @@controlman7490 he possibly has but as the people he often beats up a the most nastiest piece of works that deserves it I don't have any qourals would have been good if he had left the joker a vegetable

    • @controlman7490
      @controlman7490 2 года назад

      @@mattmc9812 I don't think most of the criminals he beats up deserve to be tortured. A simple fact is most criminals are actually poor people who have resorted to crime to support themselves. Batman brutalizes people who commit even the prettiest of crimes, which makes him a terrible person himself. A dude like Joker absolutely deserves to get his spine broken in half, but some small time bulgur or even a gangster doesn't deserve to be beat so badly until they're paralyzed.

  • @ellbent
    @ellbent 4 года назад +35

    "Please don't lie to me. I only just got Riddler's last informant's blood of my face."
    Not gonna lie, I used that line twice in two different Dungeons and Dragons campaigns with my blind rogue character.

  • @omnipotent_bomb
    @omnipotent_bomb 3 года назад +19

    When Batman ripped of Croc's tail I actually exclaimed out loud

  • @spec_wasted
    @spec_wasted 3 года назад +13

    "I won't break"
    "Your bones will"

  • @Is4mb
    @Is4mb 4 года назад +26

    Sees the title:isn't that every interigation?

  • @BellowDGaming
    @BellowDGaming 4 года назад +17

    "Strike Fear Into The Hearts of Criminals"
    Gonna be honest with my feelings here, all those criminals deserved that beating.

  • @seth9655
    @seth9655 4 года назад +324

    The most violent Batman interrogation is the old Bruce Wayne's interrogation in the _Justice League_ cartoon.
    *_It was so violent that it wasn’t even shown._*

    • @cesarflamenco9484
      @cesarflamenco9484 4 года назад +23

      Was waiting for someone to mention that one.

    • @Elijah-M.
      @Elijah-M. 4 года назад +16

      I must see it. Or know what happened.
      Just watched and that must have been terrible.

    • @arg1226
      @arg1226 4 года назад +4

      Can you please mention the episode number

    • @seth9655
      @seth9655 4 года назад +3

      @@arg1226 Justice League Unlimited Season 1 Episode 13.

    • @arg1226
      @arg1226 4 года назад +3

      @@seth9655 Thank You Buddy

  • @Gasana_
    @Gasana_ 4 года назад +149

    Joker telling every criminal: why you so scared, he won't kill you
    Criminals: you can't kill me
    Batman: you're right 🙂

    • @lisagaughan7154
      @lisagaughan7154 3 года назад +15

      But the hospital bills will.

    • @masterntc2164
      @masterntc2164 3 года назад +13

      Batman knows that the criminals know he won’t kill. That’s why Batman makes them feel like he’s going to snap at any moment.

    • @teresadownes2422
      @teresadownes2422 3 года назад +2

      Nah but they will suffer possible paralysis from the waist down if they don't stay away from bat man

    • @OfficialSuperMKG
      @OfficialSuperMKG 3 года назад

      @@lisagaughan7154 I'm sorry, is this some sort of American joke I'm too European to understand?

    • @lisagaughan7154
      @lisagaughan7154 3 года назад

      @@OfficialSuperMKG yes.

  • @dustedjotaro3078
    @dustedjotaro3078 3 года назад +30

    Batman: ‘Yells at Jason for breaking a collar bone and sending him into shock’
    Also Batman: Wheel on the skull goes round and round all night long~

    • @andrewd1131
      @andrewd1131 3 года назад +4

      Batman’s damage comes in controlled amounts that hurt and make them fear you. He gets answers before making them go crazy. In this case Jason went for the damaging blow before even getting close to getting answers.

    • @LeonDripKennedy
      @LeonDripKennedy 2 года назад +1

      @@andrewd1131 Jason: * Bashes criminals face in *
      Jason: *Answer me!*
      Criminal: You didn't ask a question!
      Jason: Oops, my bad.

  • @mister_seraphim
    @mister_seraphim 4 года назад +10

    The "swear to me" line means that instead of promising your word to god you must swear to the devil, in this case Batman. (I love that line as much as you do and many more fans 'cause it is so bad ass!)

  • @JoshioE110
    @JoshioE110 4 года назад +38

    The way you said “Swear to me!” made me chuckle.
    Also what are your thoughts on the interactive DVD animated movie Batman Death in The Family?

  • @edgemaxxer1573
    @edgemaxxer1573 4 года назад +60

    batman: who do you work for?!
    criminal: Joe
    batman: who's joe
    criminal: joe mama
    batman: so you have chosen liven't

    • @stretch2k564
      @stretch2k564 3 года назад +6

      Batman: who is your boss
      Criminal: thy
      Batman: who
      Criminal: thy Martha Wayne
      Batman: WHY DID YOU SAY THAT NAME!!!

  • @l0rdapophis
    @l0rdapophis 4 года назад +25

    I stepped out of art class for this!!!

  • @hotcoco8562
    @hotcoco8562 3 года назад +11

    When Batman says”SWEAR TO ME!!!” In “Batman Begins” it’s because the guy he’s said “I swear to god.” Basically Batman was trying to say he was God just to scare him. #bigbrain

  • @stelena1406
    @stelena1406 3 года назад +6

    Batman: "I don't kill"
    Damien: "But you're fine with traumatic brain injuries."

  • @YouTubeViolates1A
    @YouTubeViolates1A 2 года назад +9

    I love the Telltale interrogation. Wish there was new episodes! Also, I believe the, "Swear to me" line was because people are typically dishonest when they "swear to God".

  • @richardgeorge2250
    @richardgeorge2250 3 года назад +5

    “At this height a fall wouldn’t kill me”
    Batman: “ Ok *YEET* “

  • @q-tip4723
    @q-tip4723 4 года назад +5

    "Lie to me if you're done eating solid food"
    That's how I should open up interrogations.

  • @spacecadetlostintransit
    @spacecadetlostintransit 4 года назад +8

    Gumball: “WHERES THE BALL”
    Kid: “I DONT KNOW I SWEAR”
    Gumball: “ SWEAR TO MEEE”
    Ahhh I see the reference now

  • @King_Mac80
    @King_Mac80 4 года назад +5

    "Swear to me" is one of the greatest Batman lines of all time and I still randomly blurt it out to this day

  • @wolfhurricane897
    @wolfhurricane897 3 года назад +6

    As Robin says in Injustice 2. "So you won't kill but you're fine with traumatic brain injuries."

  • @microphonejacket
    @microphonejacket 4 года назад +11

    Batman will punch somebody in the throat and be like, "NOW, TALK!"

  • @rikudoubapeck
    @rikudoubapeck 4 года назад +7

    In BvS we only see the aftermath of his interrogation of the guy who kidnaps women in the beginning but the atmosphere is appropriately horrific. Seeing him bleeding and cuffed to a refrigerator you can just imagine what this Batman was doing to him.

  • @benoliver1779
    @benoliver1779 4 года назад +2

    I'm so glad you pulled through covid, and I hope you carry on with these amazing videos!!!

  • @kingjb554
    @kingjb554 3 года назад +8

    I mean technically Batman also interrogated Falcone in the Telltale game. I mean he did want information about the chemicals at the docks. And of course he can throw a batarang through Falcone's hand and impale him on a metal rod, which in my opinion is the most brutal thing you can do in the series

    • @trevorhensley3185
      @trevorhensley3185 11 месяцев назад

      I did that when I played it. Sometimes, you have to send a message. If Falcone isn't safe from Batman, none of the criminals are.

  • @rahulchowdhury3044
    @rahulchowdhury3044 4 года назад +1

    You always find the best topics

  • @sethleoric2598
    @sethleoric2598 4 года назад +35

    Batman logic: "i didn't kill him, it's not my fault he couldn't get into the hospital in time!"

  • @ygphaz4787
    @ygphaz4787 4 года назад +4

    Imagine just chilling in a Gotham alleyway selling a lil bit of drugs to provide for your family and Batman pulls up and ends your whole career

  • @acerz8459
    @acerz8459 4 года назад +27

    never clicked on a video so fast

    • @thadon5712
      @thadon5712 4 года назад +2

      I was happy to see he posted a vid

  • @disney6336
    @disney6336 3 года назад +4

    “Batman doesn’t kill people”
    Cuts to Batman literally turning someone into a cripple

  • @Dibious
    @Dibious 3 года назад +3

    I think the "SWEAR TO MEEEEE" line is him basically saying, gods not here to save you

  • @prakashrawat8734
    @prakashrawat8734 4 года назад +7

    Any Police Officers watching this: PLEASE DO NOT FOLLOW THE METHODS SHOWN HERE

  • @domesticdragonwaffle
    @domesticdragonwaffle 2 года назад +2

    Dude, it's pretty obvious what the "swear to me!" Line means. When you are pleading for your life that you said everything, you SWEAR TO GOD because you think your final judgment has come. Batman tells him, God isn't your judge, I am

  • @vermin_rot666
    @vermin_rot666 3 года назад +4

    In the second interrogation in the telltale games I turned on the homing missile things and basically just threatened to blow up the entire building unless the guy talked. My favorite part of it was it actually terrified Amanda Waller.

  • @wesleycolvin7158
    @wesleycolvin7158 3 года назад +1

    Kill you? Nah. Leave you with possibly permanent injuries and scars? Enthusiastically.

  • @seth9655
    @seth9655 4 года назад +8

    4:45 Okay, that one make me laugh.

  • @Xehanort10
    @Xehanort10 4 года назад +2

    7:40 I remember when I first went to see The Dark Knight 2 scenes that actually scared me were Joker's "LOOK AT ME" scene and his reaction to Batman's beating being him laughing even harder.

  • @laughslapproductions4690
    @laughslapproductions4690 4 года назад +8

    *0:00** Me VS My Meat on Dec 1st*

  • @jasonmarin8187
    @jasonmarin8187 2 года назад +1

    Wonder Woman: What did he say?
    Superman: You don't want to know.
    What Batman said was, "I know where you live, Floyd."

  • @averysteffen1732
    @averysteffen1732 3 года назад +4

    For me, the interrogation with the Batmobile wasn't a threat of being run over - it was Batman slowly crushing the thugs head with the weight of the Batmobile, which seems more brutal.

  • @redt3788
    @redt3788 4 месяца назад +1

    I think the reason you like the "swear to me" line is because it was in the Batman voice

  • @brennanvilcheck9469
    @brennanvilcheck9469 3 года назад +3

    2:06 "My arm is getting tired."
    "I can't belive I was ever that green." *takes scarecrow and tosses him back onto roof, then begins to approach with cane in hand* "This is how you interrogate someone.'

    • @arkhamtony3775
      @arkhamtony3775 3 года назад +1

      That wasn't Scarecrow in that episode

  • @oriongear2499
    @oriongear2499 3 года назад +2

    2:14
    Batman: “Where is he?”
    Loose Lips: “I swear.”
    Batman: “SWEAR TO ME!!!”

  • @sceptellis016
    @sceptellis016 4 года назад +9

    Hey I didn’t break the guys arm.

  • @kalvin187douglas
    @kalvin187douglas 3 года назад +1

    “I won’t break!”
    “Your bones will.”

  • @DystopiaEyes
    @DystopiaEyes 3 года назад +4

    2:37 I don’t know why but this is the funniest thing I’ve heard

  • @ihatefortnightgivemeareaso5659
    @ihatefortnightgivemeareaso5659 3 года назад +1

    The fact Heath ledger actually was punched by Bale is making the scene so much better and how crazy joker was

  • @brandonford5993
    @brandonford5993 4 года назад +3

    "Swear to me" makes sense to me because the criminal said I swear to god". Batman is implying that his wrath will be worse than God's and that God isnt holding the criminal's life in his hands, God is not who he should swear his honesty to.

  • @thomas8539
    @thomas8539 4 года назад +2

    Batman’s good cop interrogation of Deadshot was absolutely horrifying 😂

  • @rodgerelledge4151
    @rodgerelledge4151 4 года назад +4

    Thug " I won't break Batman !"
    Batman " But bones do."
    Thug " well, what happened was....

  • @equinox7038
    @equinox7038 4 года назад +2

    Superman: How does batman do it
    Batman: Because I am BATMAN

  • @Captain-Axeman
    @Captain-Axeman 4 года назад +3

    You forgot the Falcone one from the first season of telatale. Like you could throw him at that metal pipe so it went through him. That will cause an lot lot of damage.

  • @InfraSonixEntertainment
    @InfraSonixEntertainment 8 месяцев назад

    I just love that line; “If you’re lying, I’ll break the other one.” Gets me every time.

  • @Cinedrones_sc
    @Cinedrones_sc 3 года назад +3

    5:37 the way he says B O N E S

  • @GamingGamer22
    @GamingGamer22 3 года назад +1

    Batman: "I don't kill, but if you go into shock that's on you"

  • @rainbowdragon168
    @rainbowdragon168 4 года назад +4

    Damn BatMan you need to take a chill pill.

  • @angelrodriguezjr9560
    @angelrodriguezjr9560 Год назад +2

    Lesson remember: If your about to be interrogated by Batman... remember this video.

  • @ftg3183
    @ftg3183 2 года назад +3

    The Falcone interrogation was brutal in Telltale games....the player can choose to brutalize him

  • @respawningentertainment7170
    @respawningentertainment7170 3 года назад +2

    8:02 you can see on the left two face killing the guy

  • @BerserkLover294
    @BerserkLover294 4 года назад +3

    I think real violent interrogation is in splinter cell to get the guy to talk you gotta bust his head on mirrors, sinks, and urinals.

  • @bung0o
    @bung0o 2 месяца назад

    the "SWEAR TO ME" line comes from one of his most iconic comic lines where he tells a criminal that he should pray to him instead of god

  • @NeonZXK4472
    @NeonZXK4472 4 года назад +4

    I bet batman felt like god when he said SWEAR TO ME! it makes sense

  • @ytkaspect819
    @ytkaspect819 3 года назад +1

    For the people saying batman doesn't kill but literally gives the guy ptsd, its called fear its one of his most well known traits

  • @The_Rock_That_Floats
    @The_Rock_That_Floats 3 года назад +4

    Batman: *violently harasses the surrendering thug
    Xbox: Achievement Unlocked
    *Worlds Greatest Detective* 3:58

  • @hawksfan8870
    @hawksfan8870 3 года назад +1

    Kevin Conroy’s Batman: Talk, or I’ll break your arm!
    Christian Bale’s Batman: “SWEAR TO ME!!!”

  • @xXSharkAttackxX
    @xXSharkAttackxX 2 года назад +8

    I love the fight in the first part of dark Knight returns with the mutant leader. It lets us see Batman's intelligence on a level that we don't usually get to see. He's calculated the entire fight in his favor. Usually we just see that Batman figured out the clue that no one else did. This is a whole new level of genius

    • @liamfitzgerald7217
      @liamfitzgerald7217 2 года назад +1

      Is that the "this isn't a mud pit, it's an operating table. And I'm the surgeon" bit? That's also incredibly brutal.

    • @MrEgofreak
      @MrEgofreak Год назад

      I also love the Dialogue in the 1st moments of that fight. His repartee with criminals is--in my opinion--an underrated quality of his: "You weak old man, you slow!"
      "True, but we're all slow when we're thigh deep in mud."