People Are Hiring Private Police Squads in Detroit

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  • Опубликовано: 26 дек 2024

Комментарии • 13 тыс.

  • @VICENews
    @VICENews  5 лет назад +2111

    "Our goal is to create conditions where violence does not occur," said Brown, who began teaching his own brand of self-defense in the early 1990s. "We deter violent criminal behavior by projecting strength. So our vehicles have all white strobe lights. Our vehicles are black and chrome."
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    • @jacobmartin861
      @jacobmartin861 5 лет назад +61

      Yeah.. let's have a giant silver reflective logo on our backs, that's tactical...

    • @underdogg781
      @underdogg781 5 лет назад +93

      This is blurring the line of the legality of impersonating a police officer.

    • @deaconandrewkingtheinspira762
      @deaconandrewkingtheinspira762 5 лет назад +26

      I like this company ✝️📖🙏🏾💒Keep up the good work 👍🏾

    • @caveman357
      @caveman357 5 лет назад +15

      Im a professor, but I'll LOVE to do this job! I'm in pretty good shape. I think it would be fun!

    • @TheRojo387
      @TheRojo387 5 лет назад +16

      The only way for that to be possible, is to involve the entire people in keeping the law. But that would be unfavourable for PROFITS.

  • @nlrenzo9432
    @nlrenzo9432 5 лет назад +16284

    “Thank you for calling Merryweather security consulting how may i help you?”

    • @yrgotze3628
      @yrgotze3628 5 лет назад +207

      Lmao

    • @WarTanko
      @WarTanko 5 лет назад +511

      GTA FUCKING 5 entered the chat, this man pulled a pro gamer move Lol

    • @GLO679
      @GLO679 5 лет назад +35

      🤣

    • @brandonferg3498
      @brandonferg3498 5 лет назад +231

      I need a eight man helicopter in my driveway now

    • @Fernahndo
      @Fernahndo 5 лет назад +112

      I was literally thinking of Merryweather while watching this video l

  • @wdagerald8468
    @wdagerald8468 5 лет назад +7210

    "Tactical"
    Everything will sound cool if you add tactical. This is our tactical toilet, tactical tissue, tactical soap.

  • @luckilew
    @luckilew 5 лет назад +20033

    Detroit is one step away from RoboCop

    • @dmvnation202
      @dmvnation202 5 лет назад +97

      John Lewis 🤣🤣🤣

    • @LNMarls
      @LNMarls 5 лет назад +364

      OCP has Arrived

    • @Voucher765
      @Voucher765 5 лет назад +90

      A baby step away

    • @nando82
      @nando82 5 лет назад +82

      Was gonna say the same thing .... OCP here it comes.

    • @Ariels888
      @Ariels888 5 лет назад +69

      Well if they reopen those massive ex car factories, then like Ultron, they can create anything and everything! America needs real steal/iron built vehicles and other structures!! Housing is a must! High paying skill Jobs and housing!

  • @ilkkavierula6664
    @ilkkavierula6664 3 года назад +1955

    This is our tactical boat, used for tactical fishing operations, registered under company name for taxtical escape&evasion.

    • @BullseyeHTX
      @BullseyeHTX 3 года назад +17

      LMFAOOO

    • @tacticaltoad5258
      @tacticaltoad5258 3 года назад +11

      Hostage rescue from the ocean time

    • @ChaosInFlux
      @ChaosInFlux 3 года назад +24

      We are going to go detain some tactical fish on our tactical rowboat.... LMFAO

    • @jaydubs6354
      @jaydubs6354 3 года назад +9

      Lol you know all those tactical maritime operations in Detroit 😂😂

    • @NankinSashimi
      @NankinSashimi 3 года назад

      aka VBSS

  • @enriquefuentes7697
    @enriquefuentes7697 3 года назад +5552

    Their equipment looks like something mercenaries would wear in a low budget action movie staring Steven Seagal.

    • @paulrietveld9837
      @paulrietveld9837 3 года назад +245

      Well if you watch any of there training videos you'll realize that this guy is a Steven Seagul

    • @morginhazel9368
      @morginhazel9368 3 года назад +16

      😂

    • @JimReffects
      @JimReffects 3 года назад +103

      Far too specific and far too accurate. Jesus you hit the nail on the head.

    • @jannovak4502
      @jannovak4502 3 года назад +55

      Equipment from Aliexpress

    • @xiaomajm89
      @xiaomajm89 3 года назад +4

      Lmao😂

  • @suacyb678
    @suacyb678 4 года назад +2903

    “This is our tactical door, that leads to our tactical bathroom”

    • @mtf_nine_tailed_fox385
      @mtf_nine_tailed_fox385 4 года назад +92

      This is our tacticool soap bar
      And my personal TacToothBrush

    • @7spaceninja
      @7spaceninja 4 года назад +34

      This is our Tactical TP... what am I talking about you civis won't get it. This is pur tactical toilet paper ah my personal favorite tactical scented war zone air.

    • @Byteable
      @Byteable 4 года назад +33

      You guys are tactically hilarious 😂🤣

    • @dexterforeman
      @dexterforeman 4 года назад +3

      Lol

    • @mattsmith1039
      @mattsmith1039 4 года назад +19

      You guys tactically made me laugh

  • @philippeszwarcbart6507
    @philippeszwarcbart6507 5 лет назад +3027

    Why do the vipers look like stereotypical "Bad guy mercs" in first person shooters?

    • @aranfarazi9359
      @aranfarazi9359 4 года назад +115

      Philippe Szwarcbart because they are

    • @gino14
      @gino14 4 года назад +70

      "Next-Generation Special Forces"

    • @DetroitThreatManagementCenter
      @DetroitThreatManagementCenter 4 года назад +123

      Philippe Szwarcbart
      Actually we don’t if you look at it we were different color pants and we never wear all black for that very reason LOL
      We were urban tiger pants and we also make sure that ID is visible in reflective insignia on all four sides of our uniform at all times under all conditions. That is to make sure that you never confuse us with other people doing other things other than protecting. In fact in many cases criminals wear all black para military gear to go to crime which is another reason why we never wear all black

    • @Sup_Mate
      @Sup_Mate 4 года назад +86

      It's to have psychological effect. They mentioned that at the start of the video. Their whole educational/training system is actually based around non-violence, and understanding the mentality of criminals. This is actually kind of shitty reporting by VICE because this particular company differs greatly in philosophy and strategy, but on the surface, provides them the perfect scary or shocking image they like to present to their audience.

    • @bigmike956
      @bigmike956 4 года назад +15

      Aran Farazi maybe. But most of them look like they know what they’re doing and doing it correctly. Being a bouncer at club is almost the exact same thing as this.

  • @MrQuijibo
    @MrQuijibo 3 года назад +699

    This guy literally has a self defense video where he instructs you to grab an attackers knife by the blade

    • @ChaosInFlux
      @ChaosInFlux 3 года назад +48

      Yep, I wonder how that would actually work out for him IRL..... LMFAO

    • @Nietabs
      @Nietabs 3 года назад +23

      Ikr, no wonder he was familiar from somewhere

    • @willw1561
      @willw1561 3 года назад +6

      That actually seems pretty reasonable. If you're backed into a corner or can't run, injuring or even losing a hand to get control of a weapon that could endanger your life is a much better choice than getting stabbed in a place outside of your control with possibly deadlier consequences.

    • @MrQuijibo
      @MrQuijibo 3 года назад +8

      @@willw1561 it's a really bad idea. Even in an emergency you won't be able to pull a knife out of sometimes hand by the blade. Why grab the blade when their wrist is right next to it anyway? The best defense against a knife is to give the mugger your wallet and/or pair of running shoes. Joking aside, avoiding the situation entirely by always being aware of your surroundings, not getting into sketchy situations, times and places. Being physically and mentally fit. Carry a legal weapon if you must or something less lethal like pepperspray, know how to use it. These are illegal in my country so the last ditch for someone cornered like this would be going for the attacker's eyes, nose, throat or balls with everything you have and running off at the first chance. Knife wounds are often deadlier than gunshot wounds. There is a joke - how do you tell the winner of a knife fight? The loser bleeds to death in the street, the winner bleeds to death on the way to the hospital.

    • @ss4kaioken295
      @ss4kaioken295 3 года назад

      Proof?

  • @TheCHEETOAZ
    @TheCHEETOAZ 5 лет назад +3016

    That hummer gas tank is already using 40% of the Company’s budget lol

  • @gin5sey
    @gin5sey 5 лет назад +1957

    home boy definitely came up with the VIPER acronym before he figured out what it was going to stand for

  • @rudyfuentes33
    @rudyfuentes33 4 года назад +1857

    “And this is my tactical wife”

  • @WindowsAndGhosts
    @WindowsAndGhosts 3 года назад +604

    "Mom, I want mercenaries!"
    "Sweetie, we have mercenaries at home."
    The mercenaries at home:

    • @castronator29
      @castronator29 3 года назад +9

      What happened when I asked my parents for the new PS1. They got me the POLYstation. "We got you that one better, it looks the same, is cheaper and you have 100 games in it!". Sad Christmas.

    • @jdgustofwinddance.7748
      @jdgustofwinddance.7748 3 года назад

      “The best.”

  • @DJ-jq8if
    @DJ-jq8if 4 года назад +3310

    This guy is gonna be rolling in money if you defund the police.

    • @pray4mojo35
      @pray4mojo35 4 года назад +224

      Rolling in lawsuits when one of his Vipers shoots someone or gets themselves killed.

    • @HVACSoldier
      @HVACSoldier 4 года назад +66

      Tom D. What do you get when a cop kills someone? Qualified Immunity.

    • @j.t.5477
      @j.t.5477 4 года назад +4

      Bet

    • @calebwindow1174
      @calebwindow1174 4 года назад +18

      True i want to buy their stocks before they defend make money off current events

    • @陈虎-g4f
      @陈虎-g4f 4 года назад +4

      Tom with great profit comes great risk

  • @Kyle-xi8up
    @Kyle-xi8up 4 года назад +1172

    Me : Mom can I join Blackwater?
    Mom : We have Blackwater at home
    Blackwater at home :

    • @iamwritingrightnow8217
      @iamwritingrightnow8217 4 года назад +13

      Cocaine and Caviar „This is out tactical boat“

    • @user-kv3ut6pv4b
      @user-kv3ut6pv4b 4 года назад +5

      Why boat , do they have water in Detroit. Ok , on your way to Canada

    • @Ak-6969
      @Ak-6969 4 года назад +3

      "Cocaine and caviar"

    • @user-vp9lc9up6v
      @user-vp9lc9up6v 4 года назад +13

      Black water did kinda massacre some people tho

    • @gregoryspatisserie9858
      @gregoryspatisserie9858 4 года назад +3

      A yeah it’s a perk of the job

  • @MrKillroy26
    @MrKillroy26 5 лет назад +1748

    This man took the most complicated way to say that they charge $1 a minute.

    • @MaximusTheChosenOne
      @MaximusTheChosenOne 5 лет назад +5

      What?

    • @atartup
      @atartup 5 лет назад +31

      Max Contreras what?

    • @josephramirez3046
      @josephramirez3046 5 лет назад +267

      Lol because they charge $10 for the first 10 minutes then another $1 per minute after..... It's basically just $1 per minute 😂😂

    • @MaximusTheChosenOne
      @MaximusTheChosenOne 5 лет назад +49

      Joseph Ramirez it’s not. There is a base fee
      With supplemental per minute surcharges. How is that $1 per minute.

    • @MrKillroy26
      @MrKillroy26 5 лет назад +51

      Max Contreras he could of said you pay a flat fee and then every minute after is a dollar. Not “the first 10 minutes is $10 and then every minute after that is $1”

  • @SewerTapes
    @SewerTapes 3 года назад +1345

    If he wanted people to take him seriously, he wouldn't have slapped chrome biohazard decals all over everything.

    • @omnipotentpumpkin9755
      @omnipotentpumpkin9755 3 года назад +52

      People should take this seriously, this is the sort of thing that will be used against the public. It's going to be used mostly for corporate protection. Eventually corporations will have their owns laws and their own police and that's fucking scary.

    • @SewerTapes
      @SewerTapes 3 года назад +22

      @@omnipotentpumpkin9755
      How else are they supposed to build Delta City where Old Detroit now stands?

    • @ivanfredoo5863
      @ivanfredoo5863 3 года назад +2

      Because He got it tatted on his back

    • @official_pol2198
      @official_pol2198 3 года назад +2

      @@omnipotentpumpkin9755 Watch Dogs: Legions style.

    • @official_pol2198
      @official_pol2198 3 года назад +1

      Yea, some things just seem kind of ridiculous.

  • @Caffeine_K9
    @Caffeine_K9 3 года назад +1827

    "These are the Tactical bricks that support our Tactical building"

  • @MrKernkraft4000
    @MrKernkraft4000 4 года назад +770

    I almost fell out of my chair at the tactical boat description "It's very fun and jumps over waves"

    • @tadeob_
      @tadeob_ 4 года назад +7

      They were two different boats habibi.

    • @liamlopez4540
      @liamlopez4540 4 года назад +23

      Ikr paints a boat black and its suddenly tactical

    • @JohnDoe-fx9eb
      @JohnDoe-fx9eb 4 года назад +15

      Lots of thugs in Lake Michigan

    • @kehbab
      @kehbab 4 года назад +2

      This is such a joke

    • @Mikano_ñ
      @Mikano_ñ 4 года назад +6

      Tactical dildo

  • @stuartpalmer3793
    @stuartpalmer3793 4 года назад +2756

    They are dressed like bad guys out of a cheap B grade movie.

    • @loganholt3423
      @loganholt3423 4 года назад +143

      They look badass and sometimes you need to look impressive and serious for people to take you serious

    • @codeinecowboy8607
      @codeinecowboy8607 4 года назад +66

      Or a high budget late 70s action movie

    • @rukus9585
      @rukus9585 4 года назад +123

      @@loganholt3423 no, he's saying they look the opposite of badass. That they look cheap, silly, and fake. And i agree.

    • @loganholt3423
      @loganholt3423 4 года назад +17

      @@rukus9585 the begining they looked somewhat cool but they begin to look silly

    • @ify105
      @ify105 4 года назад +53

      Logan Holt they most certainly do not look badass or intimidating they look like they work for dr. Evil or play on team Globo Gym in dodgeball

  • @StonedNT
    @StonedNT 3 года назад +622

    I wonder how many times he’s been tactically sued for tactically violating someone’s civil rights.

    • @romanf9721
      @romanf9721 3 года назад +72

      *tactical rights

    • @khamyang5128
      @khamyang5128 3 года назад +6

      @@romanf9721 LOOOOOOOL

    • @garyrosencpa
      @garyrosencpa 3 года назад +9

      never; only cops can be charged with that.

    • @cheezepizzaman4032
      @cheezepizzaman4032 3 года назад +3

      tactical someones tactical civil tactical rights tactical.*

    • @bagelbob3979
      @bagelbob3979 3 года назад +6

      Tactically I wonder how tactically you can tactically phrase the word with good tactics, the wording tactically was good when your tactically talking about how tactically he can get tactically get sued for tactically violating a tactical civil right.

  • @Ivo3963
    @Ivo3963 4 года назад +1278

    I lost it at „this is our tactical boat“

    • @nikanor8152
      @nikanor8152 4 года назад +66

      Same 😂😂😂
      Everything needs to be tactical

    • @joecam1167
      @joecam1167 4 года назад +44

      Right. It's a bayliner spray painted black....

    • @isaacmarcucci3777
      @isaacmarcucci3777 4 года назад +7

      Its called a Zodiac.

    • @trippyfizzy9911
      @trippyfizzy9911 4 года назад +3

      Lil boat

    • @JamNaco
      @JamNaco 4 года назад +28

      tactical boat, tactical motorcycles, tactical custom boat (it‘s also very fun because it jumps over waves and people enjoy riding it)

  • @Dashi18n
    @Dashi18n 5 лет назад +850

    These guy’s uniforms are straight out of starship troopers

    • @kilo5659
      @kilo5659 5 лет назад +10

      I also love the NWU pants - inspires pure authority!

    • @APEX-qv7rm
      @APEX-qv7rm 5 лет назад +17

      @@kilo5659
      Their Logo is a
      Bio-Hazard symbol

    • @cottonballs185
      @cottonballs185 5 лет назад +6

      @@APEX-qv7rm With the Eye of Providence right behind it, all apart of the "tactical psychology" listed to the right 0:03

    • @APEX-qv7rm
      @APEX-qv7rm 5 лет назад +1

      @@cottonballs185
      You notice how
      The one thing that gives
      People any power ...is not taught to
      Children in school ...No Logic

    • @kilo5659
      @kilo5659 5 лет назад +2

      @@cottonballs185 TACTICAL LAW!

  • @THEPLAUGEHOBOwithashotgungreat
    @THEPLAUGEHOBOwithashotgungreat 5 лет назад +2178

    This looks like a lawsuit waiting to happen

    • @gabriel39495
      @gabriel39495 5 лет назад +21

      Nancy Fontaine how come?

    • @tonyt324
      @tonyt324 5 лет назад +2

      Agreed

    • @flankedbyjackal116
      @flankedbyjackal116 5 лет назад +5

      How

    • @elcuate4527
      @elcuate4527 5 лет назад +112

      Any business is a lawsuit waiting to happen

    • @jsilva7005
      @jsilva7005 5 лет назад +69

      @@gabriel39495 our regular police are already trained like shit. Thats why there are so maby police killings of UNARMED people. How well do you think these police academy rejects will be trained?

  • @Firebolt4
    @Firebolt4 3 года назад +320

    He basically goes this whole time just saying that, we try to look tactical and cool and scary to deter criminals lol

    • @MiniNinja258
      @MiniNinja258 3 года назад +32

      It works criminals usually avoid police unless really experienced ones know what to do

    • @contentcreator8750
      @contentcreator8750 3 года назад +17

      @@MiniNinja258 but they’re not cops. They’re security. Criminals ESPECIALLY in Detroit will figure this out.

    • @scodiofficer0012
      @scodiofficer0012 3 года назад +9

      @@contentcreator8750 not to mention that these guys can't use guns like the cops do, any bad guy with a gun could run rampant and d.u.s.t could only hide behind cover and call the cops.
      dust is basically the neighborhood watch that demands money for patrolling around the neighborhood trying to scare criminals away.
      it's like the snake oil of the private security industry.

  • @stargazer9172
    @stargazer9172 4 года назад +602

    I cant take anyone seriously that calls themself a VIPER

    • @thatdudnum67potatoe45
      @thatdudnum67potatoe45 3 года назад +53

      they look like the mercenaries the bad guy hired to kill you in a video game especially with the all black hideout

    • @psychshift
      @psychshift 3 года назад +7

      Yeah they should have went with the tunnel snakes to at least be taken somewhat seriously

    • @gunigougou4505
      @gunigougou4505 3 года назад +7

      Sssssssss 🐍

    • @tommysoulz
      @tommysoulz 3 года назад +11

      Yeah but he has a tactical boat I'd watch out

    • @lazlo686
      @lazlo686 3 года назад +3

      “We’re with the Vipers”
      Whoever gets that reference gets a cookie

  • @kevinarzola4781
    @kevinarzola4781 5 лет назад +1047

    If people are hiring private security/guards in a yearly increasing rate, you have failed as a police chief.

    • @andremaines
      @andremaines 5 лет назад +52

      How is it his fault the budget got cut?

    • @kevinarzola4781
      @kevinarzola4781 5 лет назад +53

      Andre Maines the budget is cut because Detroit has been in free-fall for over 2 decades. They’ve had 20 years to get it right and refused to. Why fund them when they don’t do their jobs?
      They have the funding they should have had back in 2008. They don’t do anything and everyone in Detroit knows not to call the cops because by the time they get off their lunch break, the perp is long gone.

    • @drnapalm7605
      @drnapalm7605 5 лет назад +39

      If you put through so much gun control in a country with 2nd amendment rights and you have to hire private security and your municipal police is failing, you failed as a city and as a species

    • @artemiasalina1860
      @artemiasalina1860 5 лет назад +3

      @@andremaines Shot too many people's dogs.

    • @andremaines
      @andremaines 5 лет назад +46

      You guys know nothing about what it takes to be a law enforcement official it's not their fault the economy tanked and the city had to file for bankruptcy. Being a cop in the most dangerous city in America inside a department with no funding is some shit you'll never understand you entitled millennial piece of shit.

  • @devingutierrez3617
    @devingutierrez3617 5 лет назад +2762

    "This is our tactical boat" "here's our tactical motorcycles" "these are our tactical beds" "and here's where we keep our tactical meals"😂😂

    • @Marshal_Dunnik
      @Marshal_Dunnik 5 лет назад +304

      "And this is our tactical toilet, for tactical shitting."

    • @MichaelMisoi
      @MichaelMisoi 5 лет назад +99

      @@Marshal_Dunnik You are very tactical with your tactical reply.

    • @Nicholas-f5
      @Nicholas-f5 5 лет назад +80

      Tactical laughing 🤣

    • @adrianleguizamo2081
      @adrianleguizamo2081 5 лет назад +56

      Now I want tactical waffles for breakfast

    • @aftisafterme9736
      @aftisafterme9736 5 лет назад +15

      I'm taking a tactical shit and I'm using tactical baby wipes and you cant forget the tactical squatty potty so your tactical poops come out of the old tactical poop hole nice

  • @22XERO22
    @22XERO22 3 года назад +134

    They straight up look like the private security you'd find in a movie that also part-takes in illegal human scientific experimentation.

  • @Slaughterproof
    @Slaughterproof 4 года назад +2238

    Their hideout literally looks like the bad guy's hideout in Robocop.

    • @ragingjaguarknight86
      @ragingjaguarknight86 4 года назад +13

      Clarence Boddicker's hideout? o_O

    • @doa3231
      @doa3231 4 года назад +6

      Can you read??? Private security

    • @joselopez9228
      @joselopez9228 4 года назад +4

      @@doa3231 you ruined the koje

    • @gabrielserrano5054
      @gabrielserrano5054 4 года назад +33

      robocop predicted the privatization of the public sector. it doesn't end well for the citizens.

    • @marioboyd557
      @marioboyd557 4 года назад +4

      @@ragingjaguarknight86 Bobby can you fly?

  • @wavytuck5748
    @wavytuck5748 5 лет назад +913

    these are the people who go tryhard mode during the purge

    • @av3n..353
      @av3n..353 5 лет назад +3

      Survival of the fittest

    • @Americansikkunt
      @Americansikkunt 5 лет назад

      Magne Aren't there many more factors for Detroit not having police...? Suggesting privatized police forces are the result of "diversity" (whatever you mean by that), overlooking many issues at best, and just incorrect at worst.

    • @shatteredstar2149
      @shatteredstar2149 5 лет назад +1

      Well it is Detroit

    • @wavytuck5748
      @wavytuck5748 5 лет назад

      Yams Ondeck I guess so 😂

    • @brusselsprout5851
      @brusselsprout5851 5 лет назад

      I don't know. Look what that slob William Fulton managed to do to Schaeffer Cox for the FBI/DOJ, and got a book deal and a ghost writer, and I think a television program too for it all. Ex 10 year Army who uses deranged and brainwashed veterans and drug dealers who want to "get off the hook" as his "squad." They can play judge and jury against innocent people right there on the streets, then alter the narrative for the press. sigh. @Anglo Commando

  • @Josh-zy3lq
    @Josh-zy3lq 4 года назад +456

    “Help I’m getting robbed” “ma’am I’m gonna need the 16 digit credit card number”

    • @EuroGuy85
      @EuroGuy85 4 года назад +60

      Damn. Getting robbed twice. Not good.

    • @andresd3104
      @andresd3104 4 года назад +15

      Why would they do that in an emergency? Hospitals/ambulances don't. Neither would police. They all bill you afterwards, when the emergency is over.

    • @docspockq9924
      @docspockq9924 4 года назад +5

      🇺🇸🗽USA #1!!!

    • @losttale1
      @losttale1 4 года назад +4

      you can go to venezuela, where they don't ask for anything and allow you to do nothing hahaha

    • @rappermerch7785
      @rappermerch7785 4 года назад +6

      @@andresd3104 it's a joke idiot

  • @GD-fv2ki
    @GD-fv2ki 3 года назад +242

    I remember watching this video when it first came out and now this dude is a meme 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @cameronphipps6919
      @cameronphipps6919 3 года назад +5

      He’s a joke

    • @licanisbeastilarica5761
      @licanisbeastilarica5761 3 года назад

      How?

    • @ManiacMayhem7256
      @ManiacMayhem7256 2 года назад +1

      @@licanisbeastilarica5761 watch Brandon Herrera

    • @EEE-pv2eo
      @EEE-pv2eo 2 года назад

      @@licanisbeastilarica5761 He's this guy ruclips.net/video/y9JxqQ1Lus4/видео.html

    • @RippedNerdyKid
      @RippedNerdyKid 2 года назад +1

      @@licanisbeastilarica5761 the scenarios he teaches are never going to happen in real life.. He trains people as if you can freeze time and he threatens peoples life as a result. He never recommends pepper spray or a gun which is more useful than everything he taught.

  • @liamlopez4540
    @liamlopez4540 4 года назад +616

    And this is our tactical microwave.

  • @Big_smoked
    @Big_smoked 4 года назад +316

    “This is a tactical gun”

  • @memo81147
    @memo81147 3 года назад +1608

    "its a $10 charge for the first 10 minutes, every minute after that its a dollar a minute"

    • @mrlentien5333
      @mrlentien5333 3 года назад +506

      Every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes

    • @Boyetto-san
      @Boyetto-san 3 года назад +263

      I think it's to say that even if you take less than 10 mins, you pay $10. After that, they charge by the minute.

    • @greenblood1211
      @greenblood1211 3 года назад +60

      this is what a lot of time based jobs do, "I'll do this for $10 an hour, 2 hour min" it just means even if it takes less than 2 hours to complete, you still agreed to pay for at least 2 hours.

    • @Myaa1980
      @Myaa1980 3 года назад +2

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @securemindsetofficial
      @securemindsetofficial 3 года назад +24

      This is quite a well used business model in the security industry and quite a fair one. Most companies charge around 120 $ dollars depending on the client just for the response!

  • @simula152
    @simula152 3 года назад +67

    The tactical boat isn't even tactical. You know how long it takes to unload a boat into water from a trailer? It's definitely not tactical.

    • @ilkkavierula6664
      @ilkkavierula6664 3 года назад +8

      Yep. Boat that is used for any kind of tactical ops needs to have a low draft so you can drive it right to shore. It also needs to be open so it's easy to get in/out of rapidly.
      Rigid inflatables (RIB) are the type most optimally suited for that, as evidenced by their widespread use among militaries and law enforcement.
      I suspect it's just the guys weekend fishing boat that he registered under company ownership to get tax deductions on it...

    • @jcspaz4l
      @jcspaz4l 3 года назад +9

      Its black painted, that makes it tactical, aren't u paying attention

  • @MarcusGomesFIFA
    @MarcusGomesFIFA 4 года назад +798

    as soon as i heard 'TACTICAL boat', i just felt the urge to pause the vid and check the comments to see if this guy calls everything 'tactical something'.
    and i wasn't disappointed... LOL

    • @MrMatt127
      @MrMatt127 3 года назад +2

      Same. Lol

    • @wilfbm9067
      @wilfbm9067 3 года назад +10

      Above your comment someone has said "tactical microwave" 🤣

    • @mandalorian_guy
      @mandalorian_guy 3 года назад +7

      These mall ninjas are practicing in a garage with a "tactical boat". As someone who is former private security and had to face off against numerous REAL combat situations these guys are just clowns.

    • @danielcharles1000
      @danielcharles1000 3 года назад

      same

    • @fredsmith-kingofthelunatic7810
      @fredsmith-kingofthelunatic7810 3 года назад +4

      @@wilfbm9067 a couple below someone else used "tactical brick in their tactical wall".
      🤣🤣🤣 I lost it at that one.

  • @RoadDawgLife
    @RoadDawgLife 4 года назад +367

    Everything in America is truly for sale. Private cops, private jails... now just need a private judges & juries. Politicians have been for sale for years.

    • @Mhurilo10
      @Mhurilo10 3 года назад +13

      With politicians who make laws for sale, can we really argue that judges and juries aren't?

    • @zenithcodmtv
      @zenithcodmtv 3 года назад +9

      Result of defund the police

    • @Soshi12005
      @Soshi12005 3 года назад +2

      A lot of companies and people have private security for many years it’s nothing special - bouncers and bank guards are private security.The only difference is they are offering public security

    • @Pineappletaco
      @Pineappletaco 3 года назад +3

      The've had private judges for years. Read the investigations, biographies, and stories about how the mafia, powerful gangs, hired killers, and a few serial killers operated for so long so successfully. They even name judges that we payed regularly.

    • @adoe2305
      @adoe2305 3 года назад +1

      @Albert Fels do you feel better kid?

  • @nickwilson8429
    @nickwilson8429 5 лет назад +813

    $10 charge for the first 10 minutes, and after that it's a dollar a minute? Gotcha

    • @ramondamian5067
      @ramondamian5067 5 лет назад +82

      That made me laugh.

    • @610_darren_2
      @610_darren_2 5 лет назад +12

      like wut😂😂😂

    • @dionysus649
      @dionysus649 5 лет назад +2

      @@ramondamian5067 what is funny about this

    • @ramondamian5067
      @ramondamian5067 5 лет назад +38

      @@dionysus649 Guess you are too dumb to catch it.

    • @shadow33xfn61
      @shadow33xfn61 5 лет назад +30

      I guess they mean anything under 10 minutes is 10$, sounded funny 😂

  • @clueless5803
    @clueless5803 3 года назад +39

    BRO IT'S THAT ONE SELF DEFENSE INSTRUCTOR LMFAOOO I CAN'T

    • @joie8465
      @joie8465 2 года назад

      Oh gosh the short tickets to heaven

    • @Thc_Puff.E
      @Thc_Puff.E 2 года назад

      He had more integrity then, now his tactics will surely take you to the afterlife lmao 🤣

    • @jmartinez562
      @jmartinez562 2 года назад

      It's how he started getting known... People made fun of him then you strategically became a character improving his brand....
      He's having fun and the jokes on the one who haven't figured that out

  • @bert5492
    @bert5492 3 года назад +726

    This isn't Blackwater, this is Mudwater.

  • @ryderpaskevich857
    @ryderpaskevich857 4 года назад +1393

    "10 dollars, 10 minutes. 10 dollars for the first 10 minutes. After that, it's a dollar a minute"
    Correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't that just a dollar a minute?
    Edit: oh jesus christ what have I done

    • @maluco552
      @maluco552 4 года назад +212

      Yes, but i believe he meant the first 10 minutes were a single payment, and every extra minute would be a Dollar.

    • @heinzguderian628
      @heinzguderian628 4 года назад +12

      Boy the cops get a lot of money every week, I dont know how many minutes has a week but thats a lot

    • @ryderpaskevich857
      @ryderpaskevich857 4 года назад +38

      @@heinzguderian628 I'm just saying the way he phrased it was dumb

    • @heinzguderian628
      @heinzguderian628 4 года назад +3

      @@ryderpaskevich857 er... what do you mean? I just Said they earn a lot of money every week, I didnt call you dumn

    • @ryderpaskevich857
      @ryderpaskevich857 4 года назад +4

      @@maluco552 I guess yeah but I mean there's no way they're gonna be less than 10 minutes, so it's basically a dollar a minute

  • @thebronzetoo
    @thebronzetoo 5 лет назад +655

    Unarmed security. In Detroit.
    Sounds legit...

    • @arichalevas2298
      @arichalevas2298 5 лет назад +63

      They are unarmed?! Wtf?! lol Not a good idea

    • @icantfeelshitatall6285
      @icantfeelshitatall6285 5 лет назад +72

      i think they rely on their cool uniforms, but as soon as one of their guys goes down they're gonna go for the guns

    • @TheAlphapuck5280
      @TheAlphapuck5280 5 лет назад +87

      Thats because Detroits laws only allow certified law enforcement to carry. Its no wonder crime is up. You allow the people and companies like this to carry, crime will drop overnight. None of these thugs want to lose their lives over something silly.

    • @brandonpryormusic
      @brandonpryormusic 5 лет назад +24

      Alpha Puck that’s not true, you can get certified as an armed security officer in Detroit. What do you think the armored truck companies do?

    • @Lobos222
      @Lobos222 5 лет назад +17

      @@TheAlphapuck5280 That is BS. If your claim was correct, Afghanistan would be the safest place on Earth.

  • @pauliepecans4213
    @pauliepecans4213 3 года назад +295

    "It's 10 dollars for the first 10 minutes then a dollar per minute after that" so it's 1 dollar per minute the whole time (I know the first 10 is a minimum, it just sounds funny)

    • @no_one_u_know4287
      @no_one_u_know4287 3 года назад +13

      Lmao how did no one catch this 🤣

    • @Pozloh
      @Pozloh 3 года назад +4

      Budget police hahahaha.

    • @thelastofmykind0075
      @thelastofmykind0075 3 года назад

      Lmao

    • @gilabola4642
      @gilabola4642 2 года назад

      I think it meant to be minimum charge of 10 min and afterwards charged per 1 min increment

  • @rp-2f
    @rp-2f 3 года назад +758

    Would love to see footage of them actually handling a violent suspect

    • @kdzenins
      @kdzenins 3 года назад +30

      He was paid probably

    • @HyenaButter69
      @HyenaButter69 3 года назад +77

      They never have and they never will. They're going to get shot by the police for carrying fake guns.

    • @travis2950
      @travis2950 3 года назад +10

      @@HyenaButter69 They only mean right though I think it’s a nice change in Grim Detroit.

    • @linds6609
      @linds6609 3 года назад +14

      They would die

    • @cmj0929
      @cmj0929 3 года назад +5

      There literally is none lmaoo

  • @lorenzoduron4848
    @lorenzoduron4848 4 года назад +525

    "$10 for the first 10 minutes, then it's a dollar a minute after that." This is an OnlyFans type of deal right here. Lol

    • @grimgoreironhide9985
      @grimgoreironhide9985 4 года назад +28

      Reminds me of the militarised paramedics in Cyberpunk 2077

    • @diegoprobaly4990
      @diegoprobaly4990 4 года назад +4

      @@grimgoreironhide9985 First thing i thought of to lol

    • @tannerz21gaming65
      @tannerz21gaming65 4 года назад +24

      If police was made by EA

    • @bruhbruh2099
      @bruhbruh2099 4 года назад +9

      That ain’t that bad. $60 an hour? Totally not 6 times my income

    • @gilgamesh8860
      @gilgamesh8860 4 года назад +1

      Thanos you dont get it do you

  • @martyes9563
    @martyes9563 4 года назад +337

    "when they see how you're dressed they think you're serious...because you ARE serious"
    LMAO that sounded like the punchline of a joke.

    • @spooky4223
      @spooky4223 4 года назад +8

      It does, they also don't look very tactical.

    • @CriticalSurvival0
      @CriticalSurvival0 4 года назад +6

      Proper training will make people think they are serious.

  • @ilkkavierula6664
    @ilkkavierula6664 3 года назад +117

    There is a term for this kind of business: "security theater"

    • @LucianGarz-x9q
      @LucianGarz-x9q 3 года назад

      Can be good

    • @floridaman2806
      @floridaman2806 3 года назад +2

      Exactly like the TSA

    • @ilkkavierula6664
      @ilkkavierula6664 3 года назад +1

      @@LucianGarz-x9q Not really. Any serious gangsta is not gonna take those LARP:ers seriously. Rather they are themselves in serious danger of being capped.
      They might intimidate some teenage wannabe street thugs, but real criminals ? Nah. They are just rent-a-cops in "cool" looking gear, and professional criminals know that. They know that once lead starts flying those guys run, as they don't have the equipment nor legal rights to put up a fight.

    • @Poopies227
      @Poopies227 3 года назад

      I think the term is "rent-a-cop." Regardless, these people are clowns starting with the "commander."

    • @ilkkavierula6664
      @ilkkavierula6664 3 года назад +1

      @@Poopies227 Security theater means anything that is meant to make people feel they are safe, but doesn't really improve security in a meaningful way.

  • @wilsonfoss9177
    @wilsonfoss9177 4 года назад +588

    “This custom boat allows us to get in shallow waters and is really fun, can jump over waves and people really enjoy riding in it” idk why but this got me😂

    • @tshakashakur2220
      @tshakashakur2220 4 года назад +9

      @Bj Jones tactical mindedness

    • @thatonenigeriansformula
      @thatonenigeriansformula 4 года назад +8

      It was wholesome

    • @jimmybobco
      @jimmybobco 3 года назад +4

      I lost it too 😂

    • @billyhenerson2871
      @billyhenerson2871 3 года назад +3

      It just shows that they probably don't spend their time being productive, and get all this stuff that looks cool and use the word "tactical" to make it sound cool. The leader, Dale, has been thoroughly exposed for his ineffective defense strategies in wrestling, firearms, and knife combat, so that should say something about what they do.

  • @Blubalerbderb
    @Blubalerbderb 3 года назад +431

    Vipers: violence intervention emergency response, in other words someone really wanted it to spell vipers

    • @steveno2760
      @steveno2760 3 года назад +41

      "Violence intervention personnel & emergency response services" would've hit all the letters

    • @OutlawOfTexas
      @OutlawOfTexas 3 года назад +1

      Should’ve used the word “intercepting”

    • @NCII1978
      @NCII1978 3 года назад +3

      Why hasn't this comment gone viral yet! LMAO "In other words someone really wanted it to spell VIPERS". This was great!!!

    • @ConernicusRex
      @ConernicusRex 3 года назад +1

      @@NCII1978 because it’s ripped off from another RUclips video that covers DUST.

  • @yungsxnta6251
    @yungsxnta6251 3 года назад +615

    So Detroit is technically gotham now

    • @BillyRamirez
      @BillyRamirez 3 года назад +98

      Tactically gotham

    • @mobilecustomer2519
      @mobilecustomer2519 3 года назад +8

      They are real life crows 😂🤣😂🤣

    • @walterwhite3035
      @walterwhite3035 3 года назад +15

      Nah. Gotham have criminals that don’t really care about money. Only about sending a message. Like Joker. In Detroit, people need money because their in poverty, while in Gotham the city isn’t really in poverty, so villains don’t really need money. They just want to destroy the city into ashes. And there’s way more chaos in Gotham.

    • @cookiesupervisor2211
      @cookiesupervisor2211 3 года назад +7

      ... well they was reason why they made Robocop there...

    • @MiniNinja258
      @MiniNinja258 3 года назад

      @@walterwhite3035 both cities have criminals

  • @Jarasi98
    @Jarasi98 3 года назад +35

    “A Detroit fair fight; a 4 on 1” that had me dying lmaoo

  • @ConnorLyon
    @ConnorLyon 3 года назад +1467

    Just want to point out that the dude who is in charge of these “Vipers” has been exposed thoroughly on his incompetence with hand to hand combat, disarming weapons, and general tactical knowledge.

    • @user-vc5rp7nf8f
      @user-vc5rp7nf8f 3 года назад +140

      you can tell from the vibe that it's all just a show. right when they showed the guys doing the disarming drill you can tell they're amateur

    • @christophersalinas2722
      @christophersalinas2722 3 года назад +92

      Tactical incompetence

    • @makaraanos8010
      @makaraanos8010 3 года назад +16

      Any links, articles, and videos??? Am intrigued

    • @11k-l8i
      @11k-l8i 3 года назад +53

      @@makaraanos8010 this video lol

    • @makaraanos8010
      @makaraanos8010 3 года назад +9

      @@11k-l8i good job figuring that out albeit i was looking for “other” materials….

  • @33LOS_
    @33LOS_ 3 года назад +840

    I’m gonna go take a tactical lunch break

    • @thelagginggamer1309
      @thelagginggamer1309 3 года назад +32

      I’m going to take a tactical rest in my tactical bed

    • @diegoferrr6173
      @diegoferrr6173 3 года назад +8

      John 3:16For God so loved the world that he gave his only begotten Son so that whoever believes in him should not perish but have eternal life.

    • @thelagginggamer1309
      @thelagginggamer1309 3 года назад +10

      @@diegoferrr6173 what’s this have to do with anything

    • @jasonkegley5290
      @jasonkegley5290 3 года назад +10

      @@thelagginggamer1309 it was a tactical maneuver.

    • @AlexiRamirez2000
      @AlexiRamirez2000 3 года назад +6

      @@thelagginggamer1309 tactical Bible quote
      Nah but for real those guys seem to have a pretty nice job

  • @antoniotinoco2428
    @antoniotinoco2428 5 лет назад +789

    Paraphrasing "The first ten minutes is ten dollars, then it's a dollar a minute after that." Lmao so it's a dollar a minute regardless

    • @heatherrrenea
      @heatherrrenea 5 лет назад +31

      Lmao 😂 I’m dying here! I so didn’t catch that but I’m rolling! 👏 🤣

    • @MrRay3801
      @MrRay3801 5 лет назад +92

      I think what he meant to say is it's a $10 dispatch fee and they will be there in 10 minutes or less....then it's a dollar a minute on site. But you're right....a dollar a minute no matter what. Lol

    • @dertythegrower
      @dertythegrower 5 лет назад +12

      Why does youtube put a thumbs down .. it has never worked as seen here. The business reasons is because they make 10 bucks even if its a 2 minute ride by.. this makes sure the company always profits when they get a call... its a joke of a company, sure, but it has a market because he is making money selling fear to business owners with lots of easy cash to handle. The first ten minutes scheme is usually used by people who come do a service to your house, so they dont lose wasting time and gas.. ever.

    • @Edgarrmz07
      @Edgarrmz07 5 лет назад +4

      Why not say 60$ hr

    • @campsitez2355
      @campsitez2355 5 лет назад +2

      just buy yourself a gun it'll be way cheaper than 60 dollars an hour every week.
      and by the end of the year you should have your store's bathroom completely remodeled with that kind of price lol.

  • @ilikespaghetti2170
    @ilikespaghetti2170 3 года назад +12

    Detroit must be too safe with dale on the street

  • @amplitudevibes9079
    @amplitudevibes9079 4 года назад +395

    "I'm a fucking marine" -some merryweather employee

    • @chrismoreno7181
      @chrismoreno7181 3 года назад +16

      "I dont wanna be here" some merryweather

    • @MatthiasPowerbomb
      @MatthiasPowerbomb 3 года назад +6

      Show's over, clowwwnnnns!

    • @markusmeijer9942
      @markusmeijer9942 3 года назад +5

      “Justified Homicide!” -Random Diamond Casino body guard

    • @michaelkurniawan3517
      @michaelkurniawan3517 3 года назад +8

      "Mendoza's been hit! Mendoza's been fucking hit!"

    • @diegoferrr6173
      @diegoferrr6173 3 года назад

      John 3:16For God so loved the world that he gave his only begotten Son so that whoever believes in him should not perish but have eternal life.

  • @vikingdadlife
    @vikingdadlife 3 года назад +1538

    When your city fails you so bad people have to hire their own police 😂

    • @SuperFUNKMASTERG
      @SuperFUNKMASTERG 3 года назад +52

      Crime rates must be morbidly high

    • @TreRVision
      @TreRVision 3 года назад +6

      Like wtf 😭

    • @pizzaburger9928
      @pizzaburger9928 3 года назад +3

      ong wtf 😭😭😭

    • @diegoferrr6173
      @diegoferrr6173 3 года назад +15

      John 3:16For God so loved the world that he gave his only begotten Son so that whoever believes in him should not perish but have eternal life.

    • @bobgan2107
      @bobgan2107 3 года назад +11

      Come to south Africa

  • @danielquiroz1884
    @danielquiroz1884 5 лет назад +1511

    Our tactical boat is very fun and rides waves...lmao 🤣🤣

    • @inoneo8252
      @inoneo8252 5 лет назад +73

      I can't believe he said that shit 🤣

    • @joshuapowell114
      @joshuapowell114 5 лет назад +8

      @@inoneo8252 lol, me neither

    • @itsesmir
      @itsesmir 5 лет назад +23

      @Angry Ox Yes he is, looking at his tactical training for 1 min shows me that his employees are in danger of getting themselves killed. As an actual combat Veteran and has been on front lines I find it uneasy that guys like these who have not served in war time or combat jobs are teaching security and tactical drills .

    • @dn9ne
      @dn9ne 5 лет назад +12

      @@inoneo8252 I had to pause and come to the comments right when he said that. Bruh

    • @DreamingAstro
      @DreamingAstro 5 лет назад +7

      One way to have a safe environment for both the militia and the civilians, is that they don't treat each other like the enemy. There is nothing wrong with saying something a normal person would say.

  • @charleslalawigan2755
    @charleslalawigan2755 3 года назад +132

    This is equivalent to me and my friends protecting the class genius after he gives us his test answers

  • @davide724
    @davide724 5 лет назад +374

    TM: "Ten minutes, ten dollars."
    Me: "They stole all my money."
    *TM drives away*

    • @robertortiz8540
      @robertortiz8540 5 лет назад +8

      Unfortunately if they don't run it like a business then the company will never prosper.

    • @harshitmadan6449
      @harshitmadan6449 5 лет назад

      You can sell your vase and some of the furniture

    • @thatchanguy
      @thatchanguy 5 лет назад +1

      Wait, I thought you were making a joke. Wow...

    • @DetroitThreatManagementCenter
      @DetroitThreatManagementCenter 5 лет назад +1

      David E
      We solve most situations within the first 10 minutes as in 99% of all situations LOL
      But for Protracted events that are of a personal nature where a person wants more protection we provide it and if they’re poor and can’t afford it we provided for free.

    • @INSXNX
      @INSXNX 4 года назад

      Detroit Threat Management Center VIPERS 😂😂😂😂

  • @adamfrbs9259
    @adamfrbs9259 5 лет назад +172

    When your government ENTIRELY fails you. This exists.

    • @adamfrbs9259
      @adamfrbs9259 5 лет назад +4

      @Robin Elliot well China just put Tariffs on billions of dollars of our agriculture, so that will create some famine. There ya go, ...thanks to Trumps idiot trade war.

    • @adamfrbs9259
      @adamfrbs9259 5 лет назад

      @Robin Elliot haha you'll see. Trumps a moron and China doesn't play fair, only gonna get worse.

    • @Tommy-sc7pe
      @Tommy-sc7pe 5 лет назад

      adam forbes we’ll find ways around it, one way or another meanwhile China won’t have breathable air in 30+ years 😂😂

    • @canadiandrumer
      @canadiandrumer 5 лет назад +1

      @Robin Elliot the disastrous consequences of tariffs are basic economics kiddo, read a fucking book you dunce

    • @themaroonwaymedia9486
      @themaroonwaymedia9486 5 лет назад

      @@Tommy-sc7pe to seen the asthma rates right here, homey? 😁💀😁

  • @Aidax12345
    @Aidax12345 3 года назад +13

    Man this did not age well

  • @activatewindows2305
    @activatewindows2305 5 лет назад +580

    So real life OCP from Robocop? Yikes.

    • @rawkut
      @rawkut 5 лет назад +25

      Rome fell one brick at a time. The powers that be, play the long game.

    • @Spolodaface
      @Spolodaface 5 лет назад +4

      "OCP RUNS THE COPS!!!"

    • @nealrutgerskid
      @nealrutgerskid 5 лет назад

      That's was the first thought I had see the video. The original version of the movie...

    • @alexocasio-gomez5267
      @alexocasio-gomez5267 5 лет назад +2

      U down wid OCP? Yeah u kno me!

    • @Cannibal713
      @Cannibal713 5 лет назад +1

      They even took the OCP logo from the movie.

  • @LinwoodPowell
    @LinwoodPowell 5 лет назад +2626

    What type of Metal Gear Solid Fuckery is this???

    • @suzanadee8252
      @suzanadee8252 5 лет назад +35

      Lol! Total shit fuckerry! A give away to corporations at the expense of real public safety.

    • @gmailbasic1929
      @gmailbasic1929 5 лет назад +17

      At least they dont have nano machines

    • @danbanks7930
      @danbanks7930 5 лет назад +1

      Big boss is back🤬

    • @resistanceisfutile520
      @resistanceisfutile520 5 лет назад +5

      The ones that gonna be at ur neighbourhood

    • @grant21999
      @grant21999 5 лет назад

      🤣🤣🤣

  • @funkmonkeyfun
    @funkmonkeyfun 4 года назад +548

    "Your dressed like this to be visually impressive"
    You mean to look like bad guys from a GI Joe movie?

    • @thecannonac
      @thecannonac 4 года назад

      Lmfao 😂

    • @Lordran_Penance
      @Lordran_Penance 4 года назад +2

      So a merc

    • @lloydfrancisco5287
      @lloydfrancisco5287 4 года назад +2

      They look like paramilitaries, If you were going to rob someone in an area knowing that a security firm is constantly patrolling that one area with

    • @eyboka5138
      @eyboka5138 4 года назад

      @

    • @NBeaver-bx4yl
      @NBeaver-bx4yl 4 года назад

      He has the mentality of scare people and no crime will happen, if it truly worked we would have kept the army in the streets and never have went for modern police.

  • @Pwn3dbyth3n00b
    @Pwn3dbyth3n00b 3 года назад +12

    Who's here after the Asian dude ended this guy's career

  • @theycallmemavericky
    @theycallmemavericky 5 лет назад +791

    All these self defense gurus think the bad guys will attack them in slow motion lol

    • @theycallmemavericky
      @theycallmemavericky 4 года назад +5

      The South 😂 agreed

    • @offroadchevy4x496
      @offroadchevy4x496 4 года назад +17

      It’s all about muscle memory.

    • @meesert
      @meesert 4 года назад +25

      @@offroadchevy4x496 Nope its all about real life sparring and scenario's. Thats why people that train 10 years of kung fu get destroyed by people training 2 year of combat sport with sparring like kickboksing, mma, muay thai, wrestling, bjj or judo.

    • @chickenguy4828
      @chickenguy4828 4 года назад +10

      meesert they’re getting destroyed in a sport they never trained for, the same way Conor McGregor got destroyed by Floyd Mayweather. It’s about muscle memory end of story, even in MMA if you’re practicing something on the bag you may need to slow down to make sure you’re doing something correctly. Sparring isn’t going to teach you jack shit about real fighting.

    • @meesert
      @meesert 4 года назад +6

      @@chickenguy4828 First of all, MMA and real fighting are pretty close so if you get destoyed in MMA chances are big you also can't fight. Second, I'm not saying you should only spar (technical training and drilling is important too) however if you never spar you have no clue how a real fight or even a real confrontation feels, let alone how you will perform under the pressure it brings. (sidenote: Conor did actually do really good vs one of the the best boxers that ever lived, way better then people thought he would.)

  • @RichPaniniPress
    @RichPaniniPress 5 лет назад +1301

    These guys look my custom character in Rainbow Six Vegas 2.

    • @colthetiger
      @colthetiger 5 лет назад +7

      Lmao yes

    • @leviyoung4066
      @leviyoung4066 5 лет назад

      36hour ArmWorkout yes

    • @hernandezrene46
      @hernandezrene46 5 лет назад +5

      Factsss great ass game

    • @MasterofPlay7
      @MasterofPlay7 5 лет назад

      Privatization of public service, stop wasting tax players money with useless slackly services. This is true capitalism and free trade, the true American way

    • @TOKEREAPER454
      @TOKEREAPER454 5 лет назад

      MasterofPlay7 lol

  • @TopHatPenguin
    @TopHatPenguin 5 лет назад +624

    This whole thing seems like someone played a bit too much metal gear solid

    • @joshslowmez6065
      @joshslowmez6065 5 лет назад +8

      Huh?
      What was that noise?
      The enemy must be near by!!!!

    • @Inevitable037
      @Inevitable037 5 лет назад +4

      I was thinking the same thing. The PMC are here.

    • @chicoskimoni9338
      @chicoskimoni9338 5 лет назад +12

      The look sells the service, and they're making money. If you're gonna hire a security team (that you probably can't afford) do I want them looking like mall security or do I want them to look paramilitary? Hmmmm....🤔

    • @IR-Fan
      @IR-Fan 5 лет назад +4

      "This is Pequod, arrived at the LZ."

    • @jrickducking6685
      @jrickducking6685 5 лет назад +3

      Lunch... has changed. It's no longer about healthy, quality, or affordable foods. It's an endless series of proxy battles fought by students and lunch lady. Lunch plans, and its consumption of life, has become a well-oiled machine. Lunch has change. ID-tagged students carry ID-tagged lunchcards,eat ID-tagged food. Calories inside their bodies enhance and regulate their abilities. Genetic control, information control, emotion control... Lunchroom control. Everything is monitored and kept under control. Lunch - has changed. The age of affordability has become the age of control. All in the name of averting catastrophe from malnutrition. And he who controls the lunchroom, controls the school. Lunch has changed... When the lunchroom is under total control, malnutrition becomes routine.

  • @daniellaubhan5521
    @daniellaubhan5521 3 года назад +17

    ayooooooo it’s the detroit urban survival training dude

  • @pauloketch4635
    @pauloketch4635 5 лет назад +660

    Looks funny but they making 2 million a year.

    • @ramonarthur2729
      @ramonarthur2729 4 года назад +5

      @Ryan Black , the state forces citizens to pay for security (taxes) and wear foot protection

    • @joncampion9425
      @joncampion9425 4 года назад +15

      Which could easily go back into the community expand it's existing law enforcement agencies, resources, and efficiency. First they need to eliminate corrupt parties that have lined their own pockets while the city imploded. These want a be mercenaries do not belong in our communities. Private Security should not be deployed in place of LEO or calling on Federal agencies. It's a very dangerous slope privatizing law enforcement. It will only remove necessary funds to govern itself. 2 million could buy 12 new vehicles 12 officers years salary with money left for infastructor .

    • @erichiesha4070
      @erichiesha4070 4 года назад +19

      2 mill that’s not profit buddy that’s gross income, out of those 2 mill if administering well about 200k in profit a year, maybe.. if not 40-80k a year. Decent living not too bad not worth my risk tho

    • @FulgurInteritum
      @FulgurInteritum 4 года назад +14

      @@joncampion9425 the government police sucks and is corrupt, which is why people turn to private. You cant eliminate the corruption because it is the very nature of taxes. If the private company forced you to pay for them, they would be really corrupt, too. What solves the corruption is letting people refuse to pay and shop somewhere else.

    • @James-ip8xs
      @James-ip8xs 4 года назад +5

      @@erichiesha4070 2 mil is nothing considering there's 50 employees, some coffee shops will make more revenue than that...

  • @danny_3036
    @danny_3036 5 лет назад +478

    In south Africa, private security outnumber our military lol

    • @edgaral
      @edgaral 5 лет назад +5

      is it better tho, than the military? serious question

    • @danny_3036
      @danny_3036 5 лет назад +28

      @@edgaral i believe so, our military is crumbling..

    • @BlueAndOrange720
      @BlueAndOrange720 5 лет назад +1

      Danny _ ours as well in america

    • @_Hess
      @_Hess 5 лет назад +8

      @@BlueAndOrange720 wtf are you talking about? You do realize the US has the #1military in the world?

    • @danny_3036
      @danny_3036 5 лет назад

      @Triggered T e e n the best batsman in the world

  • @jakele8566
    @jakele8566 5 лет назад +386

    65 employees and bring in 2 million a year. Either this guy is running a charity or he's paying 25k salary to the employees. Interesting...

    • @RydarGames
      @RydarGames 5 лет назад +97

      2 million in profits is what he likely means. I don’t he was talking about total revenue!

    • @AdmiralFroggy
      @AdmiralFroggy 5 лет назад +15

      Detroit is beyond cheap to live at.

    • @Malik_Maverick
      @Malik_Maverick 4 года назад +4

      Jake Le Wait, do wages for non-salaried employees get included in profit or do you only include one line item for salary/wages?

    • @bansteban135
      @bansteban135 4 года назад +8

      Teez Well wages are expenses, so not profit.

    • @TESkyrimizer
      @TESkyrimizer 4 года назад +2

      No idea if total or net. Oof.

  • @MyUsernameisDifferent
    @MyUsernameisDifferent 3 года назад +9

    Yo its the self defense guy loll

  • @JACKBLACKTOSE
    @JACKBLACKTOSE 5 лет назад +427

    You’re “security.” Can you detain people? No. Can you search people? No. Are you accountable to the citizenry? No.

    • @kingstarnoah3101
      @kingstarnoah3101 4 года назад +71

      Security can detain people with probable cause, any citizen can, but not in the way police can when someone seems ''suspicious''

    • @kozakos1999
      @kozakos1999 4 года назад +76

      Private security is more accountable to the people as they will go out of business if their members have as shitty as an attitude as cops.

    • @TheSublimeLifestyle
      @TheSublimeLifestyle 4 года назад +10

      KiNGstarNoah they cannot. The rules of a citizen’s arrest goes out of the window because they’re a company and therefore, agents of an entity.
      If they detain anyone, it’s kidnapping. They are strictly pawns to project a level of security UNLESS they are on private property.

    • @kingstarnoah3101
      @kingstarnoah3101 4 года назад +2

      @@TheSublimeLifestyle Just made a comment with proof of why you are wrong, don't know we're it went or if it's still there, but you are wrong plain and simple.

    • @JACKBLACKTOSE
      @JACKBLACKTOSE 4 года назад +12

      @@kingstarnoah3101 I mean, no. Each state has their own statutes regarding these things. So you can't unequivocally say that. Generally entities provide security on a specific premise that is under ownership of the employer. I'd love to see the docket for the poor SOB that detains a citizen on a public sidewalk because they have "probable cause."
      Give your balls a tug... Jesus Christ...

  • @planetgreen005
    @planetgreen005 5 лет назад +559

    lol title is misleading; should be "People are hiring rentacops in detroit"

    • @MakerInMotion
      @MakerInMotion 5 лет назад +12

      @Luis D. That's right a Blackwater type defense contractor would laugh at these pussies.

    • @ajh.7868
      @ajh.7868 5 лет назад +8

      @@OneDeuxTriSeiGo Not at all. A mercenary is a professional soldier hired to serve for a foreign country for a monetary reward. Like for instance. Sometimes our cia or nsa would hire foreign soldiers to help complete a certain task.

    • @CommandoJenkins
      @CommandoJenkins 5 лет назад +13

      @Luis D. Cops are glorified security guards.

    • @angry-white-men
      @angry-white-men 5 лет назад +1

      @@MakerInMotion Like Chris Kyle type of guys, who get taken down by kids? Lol

    • @MakerInMotion
      @MakerInMotion 5 лет назад +1

      @@angry-white-men Chris Kyle was taken down by a Marine.

  • @pieptvberlin5247
    @pieptvberlin5247 4 года назад +591

    Viper, dude they sound like villains from a 90s movie.

    • @Faceghost881977
      @Faceghost881977 4 года назад +1

      Didn't they fought gi joe.

    • @pieptvberlin5247
      @pieptvberlin5247 4 года назад +1

      @@Faceghost881977 I kind recall the same thing but it's to long ago

    • @salvadorhernandez6375
      @salvadorhernandez6375 4 года назад

      @@Faceghost881977 no that was Cobra a terrorist organization determined to rule the world

    • @bogmanhimself4656
      @bogmanhimself4656 3 года назад +1

      they have a biohazard symbol as a logo for christ's sake! i swear I went into a coma at the age of 7 and everything that has happened since has been the result of a weird fever dream

    • @pieptvberlin5247
      @pieptvberlin5247 3 года назад

      @@bogmanhimself4656 hahahahahahaa

  • @KRiMEKiDSK
    @KRiMEKiDSK 3 года назад +9

    So this is where all the memes stem from! LMAOOOO I fucking love the internet 🤣🤣🤣

  • @carlosslim7305
    @carlosslim7305 5 лет назад +584

    Feel like our World is literally a Netflix series show. Crazy watching this stuff.

    • @thompsonm1a1
      @thompsonm1a1 5 лет назад +5

      I know. It's so gangsta.😌

    • @thearticulategrunt
      @thearticulategrunt 5 лет назад +5

      Well you don't want our player/god to get bored and move on to another game do you?

    • @Unknown-ek1ox
      @Unknown-ek1ox 5 лет назад +6

      Just wait a few decades, assuming the problems worsen. Some fiction today will seem like historic documentaries by then I think, lol

    • @simpleandawesomeanime3220
      @simpleandawesomeanime3220 5 лет назад +3

      Next thing you know Batman is real.

    • @lancealot4001
      @lancealot4001 5 лет назад +1

      Or maybe the Puppet Masters are conditioning you to what they are going to implement and are slowly implementing.

  • @TheLastWhiteKid
    @TheLastWhiteKid 4 года назад +1248

    As a former cop, this is scary. What they showed of their training is not practical or realistic.

    • @silvadossantos6803
      @silvadossantos6803 4 года назад +63

      More like a milicia.

    • @shittyG1
      @shittyG1 4 года назад +138

      Ya those goof balls are just gonna get themselves killed

    • @armandoestebes3343
      @armandoestebes3343 4 года назад +52

      Jackie Chan and Chris Tucker did it. It works...

    • @huntsbychainsaw5986
      @huntsbychainsaw5986 4 года назад +56

      Has the training for any US based militia ever been practical?

    • @tellit929
      @tellit929 4 года назад +163

      Are we gonna trust a paratrooper or a cop . Definitely a paratrooper

  • @EL-og9sh
    @EL-og9sh 5 лет назад +159

    This is the result of societal breakdown.

    • @sebastiansaxon
      @sebastiansaxon 5 лет назад +19

      Its what you get at the end of the line of democratic policies.

    • @mofi3641
      @mofi3641 5 лет назад +6

      this is the result of post capitalism!

    • @MWAclanGaming
      @MWAclanGaming 5 лет назад +6

      @@sebastiansaxon wow are all Republicans as dumb as you

    • @welersonm.8212
      @welersonm.8212 5 лет назад +6

      This is the resultal of goverment breakdown, this video solely illustrates how they can live without goverment assistance 24/7

    • @jsm530
      @jsm530 5 лет назад +5

      @@MWAclanGaming both sides are really dumb don't act like liberals are some bastion for greatness you dolt.

  • @bawicz0
    @bawicz0 3 года назад +11

    It's the survival tips guy

  • @nonamerequired596
    @nonamerequired596 3 года назад +1614

    Defunding the police will mean that rich people are protected by private contractors and poor people aren't protected at all lol.

    • @silverbackog9698
      @silverbackog9698 3 года назад +45

      O I'm protected 💥💥💥

    • @marschma
      @marschma 3 года назад +120

      Isnt the point to move the funding to more suited services like EMS, social workers etc so police can focus on actually doing their job?

    • @user-ls6dm3kv4b
      @user-ls6dm3kv4b 3 года назад +193

      @@marschma So take away funding from a already struggling police force to help them? Yeah sure it might help with the occasional mental breakdown where police aren’t needed but people who actually believe this is a solution are just following the crowd. Reallocation of funding and in most cases an increase in funding is what’s needed.

    • @johngeffrard4970
      @johngeffrard4970 3 года назад +36

      I don’t think you know what defund means

    • @adoe2305
      @adoe2305 3 года назад +67

      @@user-ls6dm3kv4b a lot of police departments have more than enough funding. But we know you don't care about facts.

  • @hambone4984
    @hambone4984 5 лет назад +316

    Pretty sure there's a whole genre from the 80s-early 90s about this

    • @apocalypsepow
      @apocalypsepow 5 лет назад +9

      I'm cashing you out Bob.

    • @dogestranding5047
      @dogestranding5047 5 лет назад +1

      Don't make the mistake of thinking that the fictionalized versions actually represent what will happen.

  • @mikehenkes
    @mikehenkes 4 года назад +434

    Lol one year later “the nation needs to hire private police forces”.

    • @kbflorida888
      @kbflorida888 4 года назад +50

      mikehenkes 5 years from now they’ll be yelling “defund the security guards”.

    • @riyapatel6291
      @riyapatel6291 4 года назад +10

      @@kbflorida888 that's called sue them out of business

    • @lucifersmyth7754
      @lucifersmyth7754 4 года назад +1

      Everyone: hires private security guards
      Me: Hires the whole roman and Spartan military in bulletproof armor 😂

    • @SusCalvin
      @SusCalvin 4 года назад +3

      @@lucifersmyth7754 I had a similar discussion with my friends about pirates in Somalia and why shipping lines don't just hire an army. Hiring an army is expensive. Even if you only paid for security staff in the select region, the volume of shipping you'd need to protect is so large that putting a section of guys on each one would be prohibitive. Shipping lines just buy insurance instead or write off the cost of one ship as routine loss. If the cost of the guards is higher than the piracy insurance or the ransom paid for a ship, they are better off without their own guards.

    • @SusCalvin
      @SusCalvin 4 года назад

      @Common Sense Realist Most security guards are not the best of the best. You can become a G4S night watchman here with a few weeks of training. You get a civilian car with a logo on, a schedule of locks and fire alarms to check and a phone number to call if you see anything.
      I started to get interested in the lower end of mercenaries as well. Most of them are not the best of the best either. The guy paid $200 to watch a road and dial a certain phone if the americans are on it is technically a mercenary. Some clan militia goon rented out for escort is a sort of mercenary.

  • @venomisaacl8963
    @venomisaacl8963 3 года назад +6

    Look at how this aged.

  • @edo_mann1409
    @edo_mann1409 5 лет назад +740

    The instructor looks like the black version of Paul Blart Mall Cop

    • @Streetathlete_A1
      @Streetathlete_A1 5 лет назад +3

      Edo Man - 😂😂😂😭😭😭

    • @erikeggenbakstad
      @erikeggenbakstad 5 лет назад +6

      He does!
      Only different is the fact he earn a shitload of money compared to "Paul Blart" ...

    • @mikehunthurts6476
      @mikehunthurts6476 5 лет назад +9

      Yeah except he's a retired airborne paratrooper.. He'd definitely whoop your unholy ass.

    • @fuckdemocratsocialist7212
      @fuckdemocratsocialist7212 5 лет назад +1

      Yeah but faces aint bullet proof....lol. Lol

    • @idocoverz1100
      @idocoverz1100 5 лет назад +4

      Yeah only difference is that he'd rock yo shit.

  • @tommysvlogsandreviews
    @tommysvlogsandreviews 4 года назад +979

    The outfits doesn’t look serious, look like they are about to go play a paintball game

    • @ll-cm5jt
      @ll-cm5jt 4 года назад +24

      Ye, they should wear riot gear.

    • @thegreatusername2355
      @thegreatusername2355 3 года назад +21

      Right lmao, it looks more like airsoft gear than anything you'd see real cops or active duty military wearing

    • @viperrr6886
      @viperrr6886 3 года назад +20

      @@thegreatusername2355 not really In reality they are faster and tougher than cops because there not really regulated by gov instead by a corporation

    • @booker4899
      @booker4899 3 года назад +5

      They 2,000,000 a year

    • @RDKTB83
      @RDKTB83 3 года назад +4

      Actually they probably should be carrying paint ball guns with the pepper balls as ammunition. Non-lethal! There you go!

  • @superbombyman1501
    @superbombyman1501 5 лет назад +422

    Do they say "Hail Hydra" when the cameras are off?

  • @BL4CK-L1ST
    @BL4CK-L1ST 3 года назад +27

    This is cute and all, but why the hell does a private “security” company have a chrome biohazard logo as their emblem? Are they trying to rip-off Umbrella, in their own awful way?

  • @Spiniker0056
    @Spiniker0056 5 лет назад +409

    Somebody played too much Resident Evil

    • @iCANT_BELIEVE_YOU_SAID_THAT
      @iCANT_BELIEVE_YOU_SAID_THAT 5 лет назад +23

      @TheDers Their logo is misleading. It tells me that they are fight bacteria instead of crime.

    • @madpkiller2625
      @madpkiller2625 5 лет назад +2

      Dude thats what I thought when I saw them

    • @Spiniker0056
      @Spiniker0056 5 лет назад +3

      AH! Why is there poop in your mouth Or the T-virus ...

    • @Spiniker0056
      @Spiniker0056 5 лет назад +4

      Would like to ride on dat boat doe

    • @harryyoyok
      @harryyoyok 5 лет назад

      Umbrella corporation

  • @isaacalsop4209
    @isaacalsop4209 5 лет назад +413

    First ten minutes is ten dollars. Every minute after is a dollar.
    Okay so...nothing changes.

    • @4Realkevv
      @4Realkevv 5 лет назад

      Isaac Alsop lmao

    • @natnaelghirma2617
      @natnaelghirma2617 5 лет назад

      first 9 minutes and 59 sec is free?

    • @dragonMagico1
      @dragonMagico1 5 лет назад +8

      Unless you hire by the hour, then is 60 dolars per hour

    • @dragonMagico1
      @dragonMagico1 5 лет назад

      Unless you hire by the hour, then is 60 dollars per hour

    • @UnOfficiallyRekt
      @UnOfficiallyRekt 5 лет назад

      Nat Ghi nah it’s a $10 initial fee upon arrival, and if they stay after 10 minutes they charge extra. So basically you’re paying $10 minimum once they show up even if it’s for 30 seconds

  • @starkiller3490
    @starkiller3490 5 лет назад +548

    My name is connor, im the android sent by the Cyberlife

    • @northstar0611
      @northstar0611 5 лет назад +4

      That's literally the first thing I thought of 😂😂😂

    • @starkiller3490
      @starkiller3490 5 лет назад +2

      @@northstar0611 yap :v

    • @Lifeandallthat
      @Lifeandallthat 5 лет назад +10

      *_28 STAB WOUNDS!!_*

    • @taraskelton5634
      @taraskelton5634 5 лет назад +2

      Starkiller You know Boba Fett is following you and Juno while you’re typing this right?

    • @GenericzFNS
      @GenericzFNS 5 лет назад +2

      Starkiller that’s all I could think about

  • @THIZZMONSTER
    @THIZZMONSTER 3 года назад +21

    One well armed person could take down this entire “police force”😂😂😂

  • @alexis_renee
    @alexis_renee 5 лет назад +674

    “The reason why you’re dressed like this is to be very, very psychologically impressive.” 🤔

    • @MaseratiChris556
      @MaseratiChris556 5 лет назад +62

      Not looking like a bunch of comic book PMC's lmao

    • @Pimpishone
      @Pimpishone 5 лет назад +45

      He's dressed ready to handle any situation at anytime I'm also a Army Veteran so I can understand why since the Army trains us a certain way.
      P.S: Stay as lovely as you are.

    • @johndoey4934
      @johndoey4934 5 лет назад +2

      And vets

    • @Dominini
      @Dominini 5 лет назад +71

      If I were a criminal and saw those dude rolling through a neighborhood, I'd probably pick another. Nothing about them screams "easy target" so I get exactly what he means by that.

    • @xDubstepify
      @xDubstepify 5 лет назад +41

      You realize this is exactly what RIOT control groups do every time they are trying to control a situation. Looking uniformed, controlled, experienced, calm, and professional is an easy way to deter criminals from any place. Look up how thought out in depth every move RIOT squads make is. One wrong move of looking weak, and the mob will destroy you.

  • @theycallmemavericky
    @theycallmemavericky 5 лет назад +744

    Why the boat lol 😂 I feel like the dude just wanted a boat and this was his excuse for getting one. By the time they put that rusty ass boat in the water it won’t be needed. 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

    • @BenDover-tk3jj
      @BenDover-tk3jj 5 лет назад +27

      Anon lmao ikr, it doesn’t even look like they work anywhere near the water as well. By the looks of it they just patrol the suburbs and wouldn’t even need to get anywhere near the water. Maybe they just use it to go fishing or some shit like that

    • @theycallmemavericky
      @theycallmemavericky 5 лет назад +43

      Ben Dover right. When the dude said this boat jumps over waves and it’s very fun to ride I was like so it’s a toy then.

    • @thegentlemenrat3727
      @thegentlemenrat3727 4 года назад +4

      Yes sir the taxes where coming in hard

    • @ZLwh1ne
      @ZLwh1ne 4 года назад +11

      Tactical fishing. We show the fish how superior we are 😂

    • @theycallmemavericky
      @theycallmemavericky 4 года назад +3

      danncaldwell301 😂😂😂

  • @ChronosDosGriz
    @ChronosDosGriz 3 года назад +249

    "This is my tactical Spaghetti Carbonara,i usually eat this with Tactical Coffee on morning. Before work i get my Tactical son to Tactical School"

    • @RichardPhister
      @RichardPhister 3 года назад +1

      @Super Mario You're not his dad! he can eat spaghett at 7:00 AM if he want's to!

  • @davidjosh5640
    @davidjosh5640 3 года назад +13

    Love how the dude continually admits that its all a show. From how they dress: “so people think youre serious” to their cars: “we have white lights, black cars with chrome, all about projecting strength”

    • @DonaldMeyers-v8c
      @DonaldMeyers-v8c Год назад

      Projecting strength because we have none......ha....that guy they questioned in the body cam could of told them to get fucked and they couldn't do a darn thing to him