If I remember correctly 500 coins is about 5 lives. Tanooki suits are nice but I don't think they are worth 5 lives. Of course a very hard level might cost you 5 lives to get through and non if you have a tanooki suit so...
And now we know why the sun is so angry--he's a nature lover and he's always watching Mario stomp the life out of poor, innocent creatures and wear/throw their skins.
@@IceCold_Carter yeah, the original games manual explains that the toads were turned into brick blocks by Bowser, the same ones you break throughout the games, and even explains only Peach can undo the magic.
I don't know what's worse the fact that mario snapped his neck after spending all that time with him or that he didn't hesitate to do it when he felt like it
@@shemoniesimpson7275 I used to main Kirby but now I mean Steve cuz I realized cuz Minecraft was my favorite game and then I started meaning him cuz yeah and Minecraft is my favorite video game how old Kirby better stay away from Steve
he is read the og Manual all the plants and bricks and power ups and I think even the enemies are the mushroom people transformed and Mario eats and smashes them.
And considering he looks the same size here as in the game, he must be at that distance when killing him too. According to the laws of video game space, any opposing entities that are overlapping from the viewer's perspective are touching.
@@D_YellowMadness a plumber that can kill literally anything in its way using only his feet or the pipes that lead into blue places or a goddamn dragon that can’t kill a goddamn small plumber
GAGAGAGAGA I just disliked my own face because I am unpretty. HOWEVER: I always like my GOOD videos however. No dislikes allowed where I come from. Don't be mean, dear do
Italian here! Love Mario's Italian accent! If Mario was Chinese though and Dorkly gave him a Chinese accent all the soycialist Karen's would be losing their shit and screaming "mUh RaCiZm!!! REEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!"
ok i'm not gonna rage at an 11 month old video now but the subtitles at 0:01 said "Super Mario World music" while it's clearly SMB3 overworld theme is pretty infuriating
I mean that Tanooki was becoming quite domesticated and friendly towards humans, PETA would have slaughtered it themselves for that! PETA sees any human friendly animal as tainted and worthy of slaughter.
@OathkeeperRoxas99 his name is Eric IIRC...UNLESS he's another Angry Sun? his voice sounds a little different like he's possessed by a demon rather than taking his meds this time lol
yknow,there are games where you play as a villain...plus then there is point of view thing to that with everyone being a hero of his/her/its own story,or even villains playing what they do is for the betterment of mankind,or bevcause they had no other choice,...
@@waqasyounus4399 maybe he meant in general,what actually developed over time as Luigi was initially a Player 2 Mario skin,distinguishing between the characters of the two players,hence a material for minority,inferiority,the other one etc stuff :)
Eric (Angry Sun): “You’re a monster” Mario: “Maybe but I’m also the one with 500 coins and a toonoki suit” Eric (Angry Sun): Understandable, Have a nice day
@@luna_fm RUclips instead focus on demonetizing history and news channels(News that are not mainstream news)... For example, an guy talking about the game wolfsteim had to replace certains words to not have his video demonetized... It's the video "Why you would not survive wolfsteim"
Actually, Nintendo officially defused that by making it cannon that Mario's various upgrade suits are actually plant based and created by special leaves of these plants. However, that in game evidence was a great deal of years past the original SMB 3 game...where one was left to ponder over such questions. Or...just have fun and ask no questions at all. Ah, freedom of choice...
Am I the only one that thought the expected dark twist would be with Mario not murdering things, the mushroom kingdom would get overrun with creatures who would finally outnumber and attack them all and everyone would die? I expected a final scene of Mario still blissfully happy with the tanooki while Peach, Luigi etc were getting torn apart.
Shigeru Miyamoto: "I don't like the idea Mario being childish by showing that peace sign... He should be more like... Mature???" Dorkly: "Hold my beer, bro!" * this video * Shigeru Miyamoto: "Uhm..." Dorkly: "No mention it, bro! You welcome!"
Me: "Oh look at this is fun and cute, let's like it." Mario: *snaps its neck* Me: "I was seeing it coming..., but one could only hope! Well, let's down-like it."
Dorkly videos (especially the Mario ones) is like a modern happy tree friends or even Cyanide and Happiness's 8 bit cousin. Once you think its gonna be wholesome it turns into anything but wholesome
I didn't expect Mario to just kill the Tanooki like that. I thought it was gonna attack him and he'd kill it in self defense. Or it would just kill him.
folks we're on tiktok too now so go follow us there to see dorkly popping up over there too: www.tiktok.com/@dorklybits
i havent gotten to tick tock clock yet sorry
Ha no Pokedex enrtys that what I'm talking about
If only I had TikTok lmao
We from the CCP would like to thank you for using our app. Also, check out CNN and MSNBC, our sister webs-- business partners.
Awesome Video
Suddenly, The Angry Sun's hatred towards Mario seems very understandable.
One day, he will chug that plumber's blood and shit fire on his grave. I believe in you, Angry Sun!
@@GrandmasterDevo still on his meds
The Angry Sun works for PETA
@@GrandmasterDevo and then he'll find his parents kill them and shit on their graves
@@A-TALKING-TOASTER and rightfully so because he’s always just walking around just just walking like like he knows.
Imagine walking down a path and seeing someone wearing your potential cousin as a suit.
Lol... That's sad and hilarious...
Bruh
Damn
Dark
Would probably be a personality improvement for him
Shame on me for thinking dorkly would have a wholesome ending.
Yes
Lol yes
yeah this channels really "what if when mario stepped on the enemies they DIED and turned into BLOOD and GUTS"
There's more wholesomeness from their Mortal Kombat vids than Mario. Weird how that turns out.
pretty much me right know
"You are a monster"
"Maybe, but I'm the one with 500 coins and a Tanooki suit"
Ladies and gentlemen, let me introduce you to Wall Street
I feel like Mario should be introduced to John Wick. Same thing with Garfield.🐶👻
Capitalism not just ws*
"Well when you put it that way..."
If I remember correctly 500 coins is about 5 lives. Tanooki suits are nice but I don't think they are worth 5 lives. Of course a very hard level might cost you 5 lives to get through and non if you have a tanooki suit so...
@@ILikeMyPrivacytbt Five extra lives become zero when reaching the last level. Out of extra lives. Game over.😼
"The tanooki suit is made from synthetic fibers, and I get it from touching a magical leaf."
So that was a fucking lie
Thats not the tanooki suit. Thats just the ears and tail.
@@Kos4Evr The Tanooki suit comes from a stone leaf in some games
@@milkyjuice646 oh, im going based off smb3
@@Kos4Evr I know, that's why I said "in some games". Don't get me wrong though, when talking about the older games you're definitely right
Well if he didn't lie, PETA would still be on his back.
It was the only way.
And now we know why the sun is so angry--he's a nature lover and he's always watching Mario stomp the life out of poor, innocent creatures and wear/throw their skins.
I couldn't agree more
The sun knows what kind of psychopath Mario truly is.
and let's not forget about the fact that the blocks are actually toads
@@jaridshinner1210 wayment, huh?
@@IceCold_Carter yeah, the original games manual explains that the toads were turned into brick blocks by Bowser, the same ones you break throughout the games, and even explains only Peach can undo the magic.
I don't know what's worse the fact that mario snapped his neck after spending all that time with him or that he didn't hesitate to do it when he felt like it
Considering what he did to Yoshi I'm not surprised.
Mario the merciless murderer
Mario has the "there will always be another" mentality
Clearly he waited for the toonoki to grow to about his size as when he first met him he was too small.
“Please let this video have a wholesome ending...”
“With Dorkly? No way!”
I gett it
Oh, gawd! Why did I instantly heard this in the Magic Schoolbus voices?
A magic school bus reference? In this year? At this time of day? On this Dorkly video? Localized within the comment section?
*"COMMITING MASS MURDER! RUINING PEOPLE'S LIVES! USE ICONIC GAME CHARACTERS, AND HAVE THEM KILL ALL THAT LIVES-"*
@@strucktwice6067 DDDEEEEEERRRRRR GGGOOOODDD!!!!
Checking these last shorts I can see on the animation has improved, I like this new take with multiple custom sprites
The new art style they tried was also nice, even if it was static. It was a great way to break things up.
Hi
Good amogus peni man aint here yet
@BrickFilms weird guy's house
Yeah they really have improved by a lot
Have to love how determined Dorkly is to portray Mario as the actual villain
I never really liked Mario but you better stay far away from Kirby I swear if anything happens this shows going off the rails
Cuz unlike Mario I can't figure be doing anything wrong
At least he gets Karma sometimes
@@shemoniesimpson7275 I used to main Kirby but now I mean Steve cuz I realized cuz Minecraft was my favorite game and then I started meaning him cuz yeah and Minecraft is my favorite video game how old Kirby better stay away from Steve
@@shemoniesimpson7275 Looks like someone has never seen Sonic for Hire...
The Angry Sun is angry because he sees everything that Mario does... Except when he's underground.
That's when Angry Moon sees the rest.
Even if it could see down there, nobody has ever seen the man do a single solitary lick of plumbing.
@@calebdonaldson8770 Because the moon is underground?
@@hazukichanx408 Going through a pipe while wearing a tanooki suit is kind of like plumbing.
@@Mythraen It's a reference to Newer Super Mario Bros Wii. They introduce the Angry Moon and even have them tag-team you on one level.
I used to joke about Mario being a murderous psycho as a kid, now dorkly is making them a reality
If you can do art, reality can be what ever you want ; )
Mario is Cold
I had a feeling mario was a psycho too,I mean,the koopas only walked left to eight they never explicitly went after you.
he is read the og Manual all the plants and bricks and power ups and I think even the enemies are the mushroom people transformed and Mario eats and smashes them.
matpat?!?
When you realize the sun was able to both see and hear Mario from 92 million miles away
And considering he looks the same size here as in the game, he must be at that distance when killing him too. According to the laws of video game space, any opposing entities that are overlapping from the viewer's perspective are touching.
😒🙄 fire underwater, flying turtles, a four eyed nerd throwing hedgehogs from up a cloud? It's a fiction.
@@D_YellowMadness a plumber that can kill literally anything in its way using only his feet or the pipes that lead into blue places or a goddamn dragon that can’t kill a goddamn small plumber
Darn it's hot today
Dude, this is Mario. The sun is literally right there, like, six inches away.
I liked that Mario styling of the Queen tune when doing the “Best Friend” part
Chip tune
It was also cool Dorkly tried a different art style to go along with it.
THIS IS WHY THE ANGRY SUN IS ANGRY AT MARIO
Because Bowser paid him to be.
Definitely
"He's off his meds again..."
@@calebdonaldson8770The hell does he get paid in, sunbeams and solar flares?
@@theloserkilljoy1025 hydrogen?
At least it didn’t mention how a Tanooki ACTUALLY attacks.
Ball's ?.
@@rodan9773 it's nuts how you knew that :)
With jokes like that, you'd be sacked as a comedian.
Seeing people like you really TESTES my patience
Scrotum
Fun fact: In Japanese folklore, Tanukis are so well endowed that they have to swing their testicles over their shoulders and carry them like sacks.
**the sound of every r34 artist running into the chat is deafening, it's getting closer, and closer.**
Yeah, that's where I thought this was going to go.
WTF?
Sounds uncomfortable AF
@@etazeta674 That's why they also can disguise themselves as something that can move easier.
Dorkly then: Hey PETA, Mario isn't killing a Tanuki for it's skin
Dorkly now: Hey Mario kills tanukis for their skin
PETA is a joke of an organization, hell I'd even go so far as to call them criminals.
PETA gave Dorkly 500 coins to admit that he really is.
Looks like I’m not the only one who remembers that video lol
The left are winning right now so they changed their values to appeal to them
exactly my thoughts
1:19 - "What a beautiful sunset, eh?"
"I'M GONNA GET YOU TOMORROW, PLUMBER-BOY!"
🤣🤣🤣
2 seconds later that MF pop outta nowhere lol
I f*cking died lol 😂 😂 😂 😂
Years of wearing tanuki suit finally meets a real one
..and kills one.
And says that it's is a new suit
@@SJ_G.: PETA
@@JayWagner hey, you're right. He is like PETA. They love killing animals.
@@rampager1990 there's only one company that kills 100% of it's patients....
The make a wish foundation
Well, that escalated quickly.
Atleast he got 500 coins though
GAGAGAGAGA I just disliked my own face because I am unpretty. HOWEVER: I always like my GOOD videos however. No dislikes allowed where I come from. Don't be mean, dear do
*At least
@@Number1SethRollinsFan stfu
I love these sprite animations bruh
Edit: I was NOT expecting that ending lmao
Ah, you must be new here. Welcome!
How? Its kinda dorklys things to make the exact same joke again and again
Italian here! Love Mario's Italian accent! If Mario was Chinese though and Dorkly gave him a Chinese accent all the soycialist Karen's would be losing their shit and screaming "mUh RaCiZm!!! REEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!"
I was
@@hjalfi Funny story, I used to watch em years ago and then completely forget they existed😂
In an alternative universe, the Tanooki actually became the family pet and spent many wonderful years at the Mario Household.
start of the video: "Okay, that is cute"
end of the video; "Holy sh*t, what just happened!?"
Same. I would've let the cute little guy live.
Mario says he wants the guilty feeling gone by any means: Panic!
Cute friendship ensues: Calm
Neck Snap: PANIC!!
This
I bet the guilty feeling is going to come back once he turns it into a suit.
1:33 Happy ending just got *snapped.* -~-
Mario: I am so used to blindly murdering every living thing
Mario finally admits that he likes kill.
YOU ARE A MONSTER!
"Maybe, but I'm also one with 500 coins."
*_INTRODUCING EBENEZER SCROOGE._*
By 0:40 I could already tell this was going in the worst way possible, but I like the fool I am assumed it would be an accident...
So much for being "made of 100% synthetic fibers".
That was his old suit. He's 'upgraded' since then.
Do not ask about the super mushrooms. Or where Toad has been lately.
2:32 The Sun has a point there lol
Suddenly the Sun's hatred of Mario seems understandable.
Should have been understandable from the start
1:14 this scene is very wholesome.
😇😇😇
"You really are a cute son of a b*tch aren't you" -Mario 2021
Me: Man what a wholesome vid-
Dorkly: *Nah*
It’s like you’ve become such a monster, even the Angry Sun gets concerned
"That's Mama Luigi to you, Mario."
L Dawg last week.
ok i'm not gonna rage at an 11 month old video now but the subtitles at 0:01 said "Super Mario World music" while it's clearly SMB3 overworld theme is pretty infuriating
The sun has my respect here.
Angry sun: I'm going to get you tomorrow plumber boy
Mario: yeah man sure whatever
2:16 "Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Well, don'ta buy your insulin this week." The sun's reaction is priceless.
"Well then don't buy your insulin this week!"
The sun: 😧
Do not know why that made me laugh so hard
This is dark, even for Mario standards. Poor Tanooki kid right there. That Angry Sun is right for once. 😧
Mario: "PETA- we know you care. And so, do we~" *kills tanooki*
Yeah wait till they get this video
@@mortaguillermop.3970 they will wonder how they got recorded
PITA - Pain In The Ass
Mario: "The idea that I would harm an animal as endangered and defenseless as a tanooki racoon. Quite frankly, it sickens me."
I mean that Tanooki was becoming quite domesticated and friendly towards humans, PETA would have slaughtered it themselves for that!
PETA sees any human friendly animal as tainted and worthy of slaughter.
I was expecting Mario to keep the Tanooki, but I just remembered it's a Dorkly video.
Yeah... never trust Dorkly's Mario.
That was so adorable until the murder!!
pf
he killed a turtle
That sums up about 90% of Dorkly videos.
The Sun’s reactions are priceless
2:23 the suns face is mine whenever my cat jumps out of my window (my room is on the second floor)
As Mario has been ruthlessly murdering creatures across the mushroom kingdom the sun sees it all... and grows angry.
2:40 Come on Eric! I was half expecting you to kill Mario not agree with him!
The angry Sun speaks facts
@OathkeeperRoxas99 his name is Eric IIRC...UNLESS he's another Angry Sun? his voice sounds a little different like he's possessed by a demon rather than taking his meds this time lol
At first you start thinking that this is going to be a wholesome Dorkly video until *SNAP*
Calling Dorkly wholesome is like calling Jeffery Dahlmer a vegan.
@@neilusdin2389 true
Curse you thanos
The biggest clue Mario has actually been the villain all along is that the very SUN ITSELF actively tries to kill him whenever it can.
Well, you know what they say. Once you've got Tanooki, your conscious goes kooky.
Nice rhyme. Not to mention hotel Mario reference.
🤣🤣🤣 How is Mario the good guy when he is treating everyone like shit including his brother
yknow,there are games where you play as a villain...plus then there is point of view thing to that with everyone being a hero of his/her/its own story,or even villains playing what they do is for the betterment of mankind,or bevcause they had no other choice,...
Because this is a parady
It's a parody dude
@@waqasyounus4399 maybe he meant in general,what actually developed over time as Luigi was initially a Player 2 Mario skin,distinguishing between the characters of the two players,hence a material for minority,inferiority,the other one etc stuff :)
I mean there's also the fact that most emenies are actually just dancing. Mario just stumps them to death.
man this new literal Pokemon entries episode is weird-
original title: if pokedex entries were literally just about mario
fits
Eric (Angry Sun): “You’re a monster”
Mario: “Maybe but I’m also the one with 500 coins and a toonoki suit”
Eric (Angry Sun): Understandable, Have a nice day
Me: What good is that load of shit!?
@PP Leakage his name is Eric lol
Wouldn’t it be nice night since when the sun left in this video it turned to night lol
That last line...no truer words were ever spoken.
"It still flies like the moment it came off of the muscle tissue."
When even a murderous sun thinks you're despicable, you must be doing something right. 🤔
...right?
Right? You mean wrong? Because Right is the opposite of wrong.
Oh god i can relate to the sun so much now. He may be angry but man he sees just how monstrous mario is lol.
Anyone remember that Peta game about Mario's tanooki suit
oh hell i remember...
Yes, I love that aesthetic.
@@luna_fm RUclips instead focus on demonetizing history and news channels(News that are not mainstream news)...
For example, an guy talking about the game wolfsteim had to replace certains words to not have his video demonetized... It's the video "Why you would not survive wolfsteim"
@@TomyDayos are you talking about "Wow Such Gaming" channel??
Actually, Nintendo officially defused that by making it cannon that Mario's various upgrade suits are actually plant based and created by special leaves of these plants. However, that in game evidence was a great deal of years past the original SMB 3 game...where one was left to ponder over such questions. Or...just have fun and ask no questions at all. Ah, freedom of choice...
You know, with "You're my Best Friend" playing in the background, the angry sun missed his chance to call Mario a "good old-fashioned plumber boy."
Almost reminds me of the squirrel scene in the Disney "Sword in the Stone"
Just a slightly different ending.
But but, in the PETA video Mario said the suit was syntheticcc
Ye
guess that makes him a liar now, don't it
@@dorkly so wait how does toad get the suits......
@@dorkly yeah tells us how toad does it
Man is Mario going to be disappointed when he realizes that this tanooki doesn't actually work to make a new suit and is instead a regular animal.
Nah hell just give the suit and weheee fly away. Still 500 coins
Am I the only one that thought the expected dark twist would be with Mario not murdering things, the mushroom kingdom would get overrun with creatures who would finally outnumber and attack them all and everyone would die?
I expected a final scene of Mario still blissfully happy with the tanooki while Peach, Luigi etc were getting torn apart.
Mario is the kind of dude who will run away when Peach announces she’s pregnant.
So Mario is the real version of Toxic Masculinity.. yeah it’s makes sense now.. or psychopath I don’t know 🤷♀️
Shigeru Miyamoto: "I don't like the idea Mario being childish by showing that peace sign... He should be more like... Mature???"
Dorkly: "Hold my beer, bro!"
* this video *
Shigeru Miyamoto: "Uhm..."
Dorkly: "No mention it, bro! You welcome!"
It’s like every cute thing dorkly puts together dies like wow
So we're not going to talk about that green turtle not hitting both goombas
That bothers me
Once again Mario commit war crimes, mass murder, genocide and now animal cruelty. Even the Mushroom Kingdom should have laws against these things!
Me: "Oh look at this is fun and cute, let's like it."
Mario: *snaps its neck*
Me: "I was seeing it coming..., but one could only hope! Well, let's down-like it."
Oh thank god, I was worried Dorkly would actually be wholesome for once.
That was quite an awesome new video. Everything was looking so happy and then Mario just could not stop his inner killer instinct.
Any wholesome Dorkly video: *exists.*
Mario: "I'm about to do what's called a pro-gamer move."
XD
*snap*
Dorkly videos (especially the Mario ones) is like a modern happy tree friends or even Cyanide and Happiness's 8 bit cousin. Once you think its gonna be wholesome it turns into anything but wholesome
Proving MatPat's game theory that Mario is a sociopath... Though this is insane psychopathic behavior has my jaw literally dropping open in horror lol
You most not have seen much of other Dorkley's Mario videos
To be fair Mario simply uses the clothes, Mario never actually made a tanooki suit by himself, It must be from some toad or something.
Agree
Especially since he's no longer a youtuber anymore
0:08 What the f**k
1. The animation is REALLY GOOD
2. Damn that twist...
Phrasing
1:05 Now, I want the full version of the 16-bit "You're my best friend" by Queen
Sounds like crappy GXSCC pretending to be 8bit.
Honestly, I was expecting the Tanooki to become a monster and killing Mario at the end. :P
Well, you’re half right. A ‘tanooki’ did indeed end up killing something
Tou know now their gonna make an alternate ending version
As soon as I heard “guilt” I knew that adorable bastard was doomed
Mario.... Dude....
That was royally f'ed up...
I was expecting a dark ending? Yeah, but not THAT ENDING
Nobody did, I can't blame you dude. That was fucked up.
Congratulations, Dorkly! You did it, I'm now rooting for Bowser!
Bowser would never harm a Tanooki.
I legit screamed at this, Mario is awful
Mario-"mamamia next a time don't play my game"
Hey don't put the blame on a man that just got 500$
You must be new to dorkly
Mario does all kinds of cruel things,
just ask Yoshi.
@@beats0me nope, I figured there was gonna be a twist but I still wasn't ready for it lol
It takes a lot to tug at our heartstrings and then remember what channel we’re watching, truly impressive.
That ending caught me off guard like this Mario is not allowed to even be thought about without feeling rage in this or any other universe.
shame on you for thinking dorkly would have a wholesome non murderous episode. shame on you.
@@TrentonDoesStuff. true
@@TrentonDoesStuff. sorry
I wasn't expecting that whole thing to escalate 1 to 100, but here we are.
I didn't expect Mario to just kill the Tanooki like that. I thought it was gonna attack him and he'd kill it in self defense.
Or it would just kill him.
When Eric the angry genocidal sun is shocked by your actions and calls you a monster, you know you've went too far!
1:00 don't tell me he's going to kill so he doesn't have to have the guilt feeling
Plot twist: Mario could had gotten one from a question block, he just likes to kill
Well _that_ escalated quickly.
That Tanooki is going to come back as a Ghost and poses Mario's Suit and force him to attack everyone then make him throw him self in to the Sun lol.
Yeah I can see Mario doing that. He is a pretty dangerous sociopath.
I was expecting the tanooki to backstab Mario but they really *turned it around*
1:34. GUYS!!! We're finally free we don't have to pay him bells anymore
This made me sad.
Having it purr in such a lifelike way (I dunno if tanookis actually purr like cats) made it a feel a little too much.
Raccoon _dog._ They're actually of the Canidae family. Dogs, foxes, and coyotes. If anything they bark.🐶
@@zimmygirl777 Foxes purr. Might be the same with tanooki.
As much as I enjoy the Mario videos, I'm dying for more literal Pokédex entries