When War Thunder is Too Realistic
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- Опубликовано: 27 авг 2024
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Amazing
Hanz call the Panzer!
yooo
Whoa
Interesting.
"All the world's prominent militaries- and France-"
Ouch.
Nobody expects a video without a single bash to the French within the first 30 seconds.
@@SquireComedy the french have quite a history receiving fast delivered bashes, haven't they
@Alexander Huang
FCM.36 GO *BAGUETEBAGUETEEBAGUETTEEE*
@@SquireComedy haha yes comrade
they are lucky the Germans ain’t invading france
His Boris Johnson impression is just too good, I can't take it anymore.
I looked like an absolute mess. Sweaty, exhausted and in no state to be in front a camera. In short, the perfect Boris performance.
@@SquireComedy Very accurate performance there. You outdid yourself.
Great Supine Invertebrate Protoplasmic Jellies!
Right honourable gentleman oughtahblahtahputahponlyputahptaxesoninhertianceanpensionsofcorporations
The Kuban Missile Crisis. Haha nice.
The fact this man even did Hitler's hand-problem is just amazing detail!
why does this channel still not at a million subscribers?! I mean it's so satisfying to hear his British accent
That was Dr Strangelove! Awesome job Bill!
He went through a phase when he stopped covering WT a lot but RUclips didn't recommend his channel widely enough I guess for other audiences
It was spoofing Dr. Strangelove I think.
ruclips.net/video/mzddAYYDZkk/видео.html
I laughed so much at Nigel von Krautman that I started drooling... "Mein Fuhrer, I can walk!"
(;nuclea rpbliteration)
I was thinking the same thing that part was amazing
“Upbeat orchestra music”
@@Glostermeteorf3 *Vera lynn “we’ll meet again plays*
Stay home > join the army > invade france
Me: *Don't mind if I do*
As every good man would do
as is tradition
Where do I sign?
Fuck here we go again...
Yes we shall invade france for the Queen
War Thunder is way to realistic. Every time I play it, something ends up breaking in real life
And that thing is either my desktop, my pc, my wall or my hand
Or, most commonly, my nerves and my heart
@@themodernwarfarehistorian825 last time it was my will to live
Truly realistic war simulation would suspend your playing license permanently, if you are killed in the game, and possibly for a shorter time, if you are only wounded or shell shocked. I wonder if that would make successful game though ;-)
@@arthurbousquet6838 Ah yes, also that
What are you doing here brother, WE MUST DESTROY THE MPLA!
"Shot in the face by a high velocity round from an Abrams" rendered unconscious
"Make sure that you are 2 meters away from any bombs"
Gee thanks Nigel I have never thought of doing that before
'Experimental tank design "Penetrator approved for use"'
Yeeeeeeeeeeessssssss
Those Frenchmen will have quite a nasty shock when HESH shells from a plastic swimming tank come raining down on them
In-bloody-deed. Glad you picked up on that, chap.
All while being carbon neutral!
Thank god, I thought I was the only person who saw that
Don't forget the free gym membership for the loader.
And the kettle for warming the crew as they combat the Atlantic chop.
The archer in me recognises the bow glove used by Nigel Von Krautman at 2:05.
"The Archer in you" ... hm! [ And yes, i do know your channel... And Arrogance, aswell as dismissal of historic facts when it pleases you. So, a "Archer", Uh? ]
"the Kuban missile crisis" God dammit that one killed me lmao
Ikr
T-95 is fighting leopards: Squire is War Thunder too realistic
I get all my tank knowledge from World of Tanks.
@@SquireComedy I get all of my history knowledge from bf1
Obj-120 yeetin' TigerII into hangar from 3km away
@@nounoursvert8448 my friend shot a tiger II in the hull with an object 120 apfsds and it bounced lol
Tigers fighting centurions
"All the world's prominent militaries and France"
Just for that i gave a like
Poor france
F in the chat for poor france.
good
@@adankmeme651 F
"We're going to like... need a bigger boat." I see what you did there, perfect Surfshark ad!
"AMERICA WILL LIBERTATE YOUR COUNTRY!"
Last time I was this early, Porsche still made tanks
Last time I was this early, Pepsi still had a fleet
Last time I was this early, Hitler still had two nutsacks
@@acyllia5311 he always had two
@@yarnickgoovaerts hehehe... No.
@@Guy.WhoAsked yes
Jolly good giggle chaps, and the best "Paid Promotion" I've seen on YT to date.
Thanks, old boy. Glad you enjoyed the show!
Isn't it, though?
@@MaeBee Standard
@@nicorossvergara4064 Isn't it
Have you seen an Internet historian Ad?
"Jungle unfit for tank warfare"
Damn Rainforests, only good thing they had left was traversing churchills
I laughed too damn hard at Nigel Von Krauptman resisting his ancestral urges
''I am afraid that there are no nukes in War Thunder''
Laughs in 25 kills
Eh, it's a JPEG anyway, no need to slobber over that fact.
@@kaiserepsilon4011 its not a jpeg anymore
nukes now
If world war 3 happens the world super powers would probably not use nukes in the war
@@Ricklet0ons and then there is North Korea...
Lost it at Nigel Johnson with that mop on his head.
Hahah!
Unvote Nigel Johson
I bet Mogz and his family voted him in
Switzerland: "once again boys, the money comes rolling in."
"All the world's prominent militaries and - France" I died 😆
The Penetrator MBT has been approved, let's go lads!
Designed by experts.
@@SquireComedy ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
HEhhehehe.
That Armstrong and Miller-style ad was like the best, isn't it
Isn't it though.
@@SquireComedy Random
@@SquireComedy Standard.
fo' sho'
This was a good skit, definitely captured it well.
"I've never seen night time, but I imagine if I did there would be some mysterious force inexplicably firing flares over the battlefield for some reason."
Next up: If russian bias was historically accurate
Russian bias is always historically accurate
@@jrt7357 seems like it
“It’s war, yes war and all the worlds prominent militaries and France have launched attacks on each other” 😅😅
Snygg profilbild
@@Martaswe tack så mycket
Oh fan flygvapnet
Not even the Legion can't save it
@@luichinplaystation610 haha
Is the fairey swordfish the most powerful thing in the game? No. Then it can’t be at all realistic (plus there’s no pub camouflage for the Churchill gun carrier.)
Sunk the Bismarck = War winning weapon of mass destruction.
@@SquireComedy I’ll take a fairey swordfish over whatever fancy jet fighter any day!
Pub camo isn't a thing that was a decoration
@@SquireComedy rumor has it at least 15 fairey swordfishes are on stand by 247 in case of a nuclear attack
"I think we are like going to need a bigger boat... or some shit."
*random*
Thought he was gonna crack out the Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrowllllantysiliogogogoch in the weather 1:22
"All the world's prominent militaries- and France-"
Didn't you forget Italy?
The Italian military is fearsome thing. Thus by smashing them to pieces in North Africa, we can say that the British military is second to none.
@@SquireComedy how did they deal with those Italian lunchboxes? I think they go by the lines of something like R3 T20 or something like that.
@@etlef4724 nah, they just waited for the R3's to run into some object while trying to penetrate a heavy tank and then killed them
Yooo my man is mad
would you really call it a military?
Maybe I’d watch the news if squire told it.
Ah yes. That's what the people need, British propaganda.
@@SquireComedy Better than that Russia bias
@@SquireComedy i would even make alarm for the time squire news coms up m8
Squire don’t you mean archival footage
Your not missing anything you need to know.
I find it so incredible that you're still finding relevant comedy in WT. The Armstrong and Miller pilots at the end are spiffing!
"All the worlds prominent militaries, and france" 🤣🤣🤣
I wonder how many people here get the Dr. Strangelove reference. Peter Sellers is so iconic.
@YourPalMoJo I was going to compliment them. They even go so far as to give an extra clue by having Krautman in hat & trench coat ala Inspector Clouseau.
So at least two of us got their tip of the hat.
@@pauld6967 😁
I got it the doctor with the habit of doing the heil on inpulse
All that was missing was a dramatic, "Mein Füher! I can valk!"
Anyone who can operate google 😂 go boomer
Squire: Is War Thunder too realistic?
Spookston: Never!
Love that guy
@CORNELIOUS NELSON im assuming you're not serious 😂
@CORNELIOUS NELSON then your gay then
@CORNELIOUS NELSON atleast he has a girlfriend this youtuber seems gay as fuck
"All the world's prominent militaries...and France"
"is war thunder too realistic?"
Also war thunder: China, japan,britain, russia, sweden vs US, france, germany in "realistic battles"
I’m so early my tea hasn’t even heated up yet
Get the kettle on, damnit!
@@SquireComedy I’m afraid your to late my sir as I have drank the tea with some scrumptious biscuits already!
@@agrya3840 Ginger biscuit?
@@agrya3840 answer. the. question.
@@owlwithagun8249 ah yes it is ginger buiscuits
2:10 Has Berlin ever not been in ruins? Also, did Berlin ever seen night-time? Nobody really knows...
3:05 Little tip for dating footage: If the glass dome of the Reichstags-building has a square base then the footage is real old, if it is circular in nature the footage is modern.
‘All the world most prevalent militaries... and France’😂
This has been a broadcast by the BBC (Bias Broadcasting Company), stayed tuned for a new ground breaking documentary by Dan Robinson Mcsnow.
The scrolling headlines across the bottom of the screen is amazing
Took me a while, so I'm glad you enjoyed them!
3:24 “Queues to battlefield long, as PL is at 25%”
“What’s that beeping noise? Cut to an advertisement!”
Imagine if War Thunder sent desktop notifications when your Premium account expires
Don't give them ideas.... Please
They call you irl
@@thegoodaussie1968 😭😭😭😂😂😂😂
They won't call you, a BTR-60 pulls up at your house and you pull out your credit card.... Or else
*Spling* your trial has expired
I just love Nigel being everywhere
Nigel Johnson
4:47 I’m glad to have watched this channel long enough to understand the joke on the newsreel
I love how it shows everyone's MBTs but Germany gets a Maus. 😂
Ah yes, when i use my 1930s tank vs 70s Italian "tanks"
"One word; Weapons off mass destruction"
😂
Not even 20 seconds in and already a joke at France, blimey that was fast.
fighting to keep the arm down killed me
“And France”, it really be like that huh
"Stay safe out there, Nigel"
I then died of a brain hemorrhage.
Nigel von Krautman's moustache and his struggle to keep his arm in place is too perfect.
Also "General Chester Arthur McEisenhower" is a true hero.
I love this, the camera stuff looks like actual news footage
that BBC transition to Squire looked LEGIT!
I like how no one is paying attention to the designated grid zone
This is the genuine best news broadcast I've seen in the last 2 years, it's the most realistic thing literally ever
That boris Johnson impression cracked me up so much
This is a masterpiece of a a satire. I’d watch this over Onion any time!
The Boris Johnson bit was great, however you didn't make him look enough like a zombie
3:59 every grinder bomber ever
I’ve spent this weekend suffering from food poisoning. I thought my weekend was beyond saving. Then Squire uploads. Huzzah.
You are officially the first youtubers who actually didn’t make me skip past the sponsor bit. Funny shit y’all.
I'm getting serious Dr Strangelove vibes from that German Nigel and his hand
“Pentrator approved for use” the best tank in the world is going to win the war!
*sees Nigel Von Krautman*
*Sees archer gloves*
Me: ah, I see you are a man of culture
So accurate, especially the child soldiers and my premium ran out LOL
Squire how goes the updated best and worst vehicles in war thunder lost coming along
I loved the Dr Strangelove skit. I just watched the old movie of how I learned to love the bomb. Crazy cold war Doomsday device.
The best part was the advert at the end, best impression of the Pilots I have seen
hmm the actual world war 3 will happen if Squire runs out tea
If the world runs out of tea, I have a plan. Go to DriveTanks, pick up a Sherman. Take over a small country, become king, use my army of surfs to cultivate tea on an industrial level.
@@SquireComedy Lmao😂😂
on its way:)
"All the world's prominent militaries...
And *France* ".
This is a top tier channel. No other ads have this quality
Loved the reference to 'How I stopped worrying and learned to love the bomb', Great movie.
When I can't understand your extremely british pronunciation, I just go to the comment section to read literally every phrase from the video
Every second of this was beautiful and informative. Thank you, Squire, thank you.
My pleasure, dear boy.
1:41 Experimental new vehicle 'penetrator' approved for use.
Reference
2:30 oh no... RUclips dont do it !!!
3:05 ah damm they got him
Q: is wt too realistic?
A: no
"Is warthunder realistic?" - guy who looks like he's being deepfaked
I loved the Dr strange love reference with Krautman
3:00 Deutsche Bahn: *confused delay announcements*
"2021 won't be that bad"
2021:
Where's the soviet woman pilots!
Well as u can see the sun never goes down so the night witches can't fly
This can only be described as glorious. That opening and the Boris Johnson impression was incredible! Thank you
Thank you to the brave man with the moving picture device that recorded all of this from a Canberra ❤️
Ah yes, everyone on this news show is named, “Nigel” best news show ever.
Gentlemen this is the war room! You can't fight in here!
3:38 "Nobody has a nuclear capability."
Well that aged poorly.
"its quite WEHRmarkable"
I lost it
France.... white flag joke
I'm funny give me money! All of it
Ah, you're after a writing job I see!
2 uploads in a month squire what’s lockdown done to you
Given me a dodgy haircut?
@@SquireComedy 😂😂 I gave myself one
Hands off to you, good sir. Those impressions at the end were spot-on.
I love the Armstrong and Miller bit (even though it's a commercial)