War Thunder AI at Work
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- Опубликовано: 16 окт 2024
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Hi
im a big fan i dream meating you in the game
I'll love these vids before I watch... Primo content always coming from this man!
I hope you have a great day people 💙
Oo new vid
WT ai: can’t even hurt a tank or planes feelings
Also WT ai: proceeds to commit several war crimes and kill both the enemy team and the friendly team
Then there's WT AAA AI
Deadass lol
Sir, do you have time to talk about Asssault mode ai?
@@Starjumper2821 They even put ciws to shame
@@user-mz2yh6qz7y Unstabilized gun, over rocky terrain, doing a 2m high jump after climbing 90* rise and crossing a ruined bridge, and still pulling off constant 3+km ammo racks. At tier 2.
Who would've guessed the Germans were actually Irish all along
Who knew the Autobahn and the M25 were put down by the same people?
not me
I'm Irish and I can just say. We like fighting in everyone's wars, we even fight ourselves sometimes.
Welp they did want ther help to kick out the brits in 1916
Who else has held off the British for thousands of years?
2:45 Dear god! That Lee Enfield isn't cardboard! What's happening!?
DEAR GOD THEY HAVE A BUDGET
Bloody brace yourselves, lads!
Oh lord they got a 3090
@@SquireComedy Denix?
What is the video with the cardboard lee enfield XD, I’d like to watch it again and compare it but I forgot the name of it.
The way the cows just stares at them at 3:29 is a marvelous display of acting, you paid for some good actors, Squire.
Yeah
They are horses dressed as cows. Everyone knows that
The stage production for this channel has really *blown up* .
I'll leave.
Damn you. Have an thumbs up.
You know where the door is.
Well, was.
Damn jolly good response old chap
He even gets a few extra actors, look at 3:23.
@@arya31ful Indeed. They look so natural.
Just one second, you mean to tell me that in a squire video they managed to get hold of a lee enfield that isn’t made of cardboard? Yeah right, whatever you say. Idk who made this video but it sure as hell wasn’t the real squire. Smashing video chaps.
Thanks! Indeed, the cardboard one is done for!
@@SquireComedy What, was it fired?
*Stupidity intensifies*
Maybe the 88 is made of cardboard?
Nothing like a audience when filming
Cows, eh?
Guess they wanted to see the Moo-vie.
@@James-bw4np GOD NOOO WHHYYY DUDE?!
@@James-bw4np You after a writing job?
The cows I liked that
An advertisement for a war game in the middle of a sketch about another war game, filmed at the location for a different kind of wargaming. Well done!
I didn't think about it like that.
@@SquireComedy I swear you’re videos are a combination of blackadder and propaganda
Yes
That moment when your Bases AI AAA gets more kills than your entire team... 4:16
Mood
The damn ai driver moving his head left and right xd
I was truly hoping somebody would notice.
When was that in the video? I saw an ai artillery operator doing that, but no one else.
@@kommandantkillcode at 1:26, behind Squire u can see someone in the driver’s seat
@@certifiedfreeaboo3790 Thanks mate
pretty much like every AI driver in wt
I like how at around 3:16 a random herd of cows just show up lmao
Standard issue cow squadron? Mobile Bully-beef factory?
So many options.
@@SquireComedy Do you prefer Flank or Ribeye?
Where? i looked but don’t see it xD
Nvm found them xD
@@SquireComedy omg a reply from my favorite RUclipsr thanks squire :)
I cant imagine how long it takes to make these, and I'm really happy whenever you make these. Thank you.
Thanks mate, that means a lot. Sometimes they can take bloody ages.
@@SquireComedy what if Kelly’s hero’s was a war thunder movie? No trouble with barrel size the eh?
The cows watching this man fight for his life as his officer plays a game
Thats a bunch of bull
They were betting on who was going to live
“That’s odd the fighters never make it back” mood as fuck
Judging by that Enfield you've finally upgraded your graphics card
"Did I ever tell you about the time I was litteraly stabbed to death?"
Now THAT is a story we all need to hear.
AA Ai: Meet the sniper
Artillery Ai: Meet the blind man
"human" Campers : Meet the retards
Artillery Ai: Meet the Illiterate (Can’t read their targets coordinates).
Tank Ai: Meet the useless.
Mobile AA Ai: Meet the more useless brother of the base AA.
Warthunder Player: "Target at 12 O'Clock fire at will!"
Warthunder AI: "Where's the clock!?"
Warthunder Player 2-12 " what is 12?"
Soldiers IRL: "Fire at will!"
War Thunder AI: Aims gun at a soldier named Will
@@wireworks4252 Tiger Tiger Burning Bright/ a tank too OP to fair fight
"- What's the elevation ?
- Stockholm !"
LMAO xDD you are awesome guys !
Team Sweden älskar Sverige❤️
I laughed way too hard at “Lawrence of Arabica.” 🤣
Last time I was this early Parisian Café's still served Wienerschnitzel and Sauerkraut with a pint of beer for breakfast.
Funny you should mention Parisian Cafe's, wait for the next video.
Damn, the Irish hated the British so much they joined Germany in the war.
I think that’s happened in Kaiserreich actually
Er no...
Only some blue shirts...
A bit like sympathisers of Mosley etc...
Love how half of the arty hits everything but the actual target instead opting to hit like at the edge of where you sent the arty
I love the random cows!
They were very interested in what we were up to.
@@SquireComedy The Cows: FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT!
Awesome video guys! Thanks very much for coming to Armourgeddon Tank Driving! Hopefully see you both again soon!
Why are the Germans rocking Irish accents? Lmao
Irish you say? No, I think you'll find that's German.
@@SquireComedy I know a German, can confirm that's how they sound
Was playing HOI4 today and Jerry took Ireland so maybe that’s it
German you say? No, I think you'll find that's French
if you want to stretch it, they wouldn't have any accent when speaking to each other, with that in mind, Squire got a pretty good impression of how some Germans speak.
I love how the guy in the trucks head was moving the way it does in the game
I will never forget AI Boris
I saw this madlad climb from 1km to 10km in one minute, breaking sound barrier to destroy one unfortunate comet with a single bullet.
All that while piloting I-15.
Aerial bomb defusal team, fantastic
Not a long life expectancy.
@@SquireComedy As one would expect.
I remember my father who was in the Royal Canadian air force air defusal team, they'd use Halifax bombers diving out onto falling bombs to defuse them it as a 99.9% chance of death
@@Deavastator To be fair your father probably had the rest of his life to figure out how to defuse the bomb once he landed on it.
@@Deavastator did he die?
nigel take me some snacks we gonna watch squire oh yes bring me tea
*Hands tea*
Tea, sir.
@@SquireComedy thanks
I love how the cows looks like are watching them fight while saying: "Hey, take a look at these nerds fight to the death."
This was a very hilarious video! It was also quite accurate
Glad you enjoyed it
3:23 the infamous 15th SS Cow regiment is shown, the 15th SS Cow Regiment was created as a last ditch effort to stop the allied advance into Germany
Paintball tank battles, sounds like Girls und Panzer irl. Now I just need a tea drinking tank commander.
Great video mate. Had a good chuckle.
**British tankers enter the chat**
On this, the day of my birthday, I wish you have a good one. Great seeing this
Haha! Happy birthday chap!
hell yeah! love it!
Yeeeeeeees
Man, these HD graphics make that cardboard Lee Enfield look pretty realistic!
I love how the cows all came over to learn about that sponsorship.
This channel has been one of the best things to show up in my recommended. You guys do an absolutely brilliant job and I wish you nothing but success. Keep up the amazing work lads!
That coffee pun at the start, gods that was beautiful. Also german soldiers with SMLE's ftw and Irish lufftewaffe ground crew glorious.
"We captured a German officer!"
*uniform has Schutze shoulder boards*
Bloody Brilliant Videos Old Boy. Seriously though I wish I had discovered your Videos months ago and they make me forget my Cancer. Well done Gentleman spiffing what.
I loved the bovine support cast. Amazing performance and great acting skills!
Ay, you finally got your hands on an SMLE
that BFV video was awhile ago
I can’t imagine the sheer EFFORT and DEDICATION it takes you guys to make this!
I love how the cows in the advert are just like:
"What the shit are those hoomans doin´?"
Plane normal lands: whew at least...i ...can..rep....damn it
Plane cartwheels across runway: you will be repaired in 15 seconds
Do any of those tanks happen to have Tea Boiling Devices? They better have biscuit rations too!
I love your videos when there is no one for me to talk to I watch one your videos and it brights up my day and I thank you for your hard work at uploading videos to make other people’s days way better thank you
Squire: Look at the tanks behind us
Well, it's not a tank, it's an infantry fighting vehicle.
The new war thunder graphics update looks mega cool.
Now Im waiting for a War Thunder Naval Skit
Fantastic as usual. Still the only commercials I don’t fast forward through.
Goes over the airfield for 1 second
“YOU HAVE A WHOLE IN YOUR RIGHT WING!!!!!!!”
"Helicopters, whatever they are." Germany had helicopters in WWII, and used them to good effect relocating artillery pieces in the mountains.
Ground assault AI: *angry T-1000 terminator noises*
By definition, they are zero-ping aimbots. They also ignore smoke (if not just blind-firing into it).
3:28 Cow's be like quick look the humans are doing something, are they mating or fighting?
I haven't watched your videos in nearly a year. I am glad to return to watching your videos
"LAWRENCE OF ARABICA"
1:25 this is too real
Lawrence of Arabica.
Germans with Irish accents.
Saving Private Ryan reference.
Top content as always.
Thanks mate!
at first i though the tank in the thumbnail was a JagdTiger but it turned out to be a M8 GreyHound but wouldn't that be fun destroy German Kruats in one of their own tanks
Oh man i started playing a month ago and i was in my P40 and we were abt 20 mins into a Air RB battle and i was over their base hoping to get some ground kills so some guy said "watch out bro AA will fuck you up" and i was like "nah im good"
*i had to land in tue middle of nowhere with no engine, flaps, or left wingtip*
Must've been one hell of a production to get this up, but glad it was worth it esp. the cows dropping by.
Also i love the idea of paintball tanks w/o using shells back in '43 XD
Quite possibly the best two RUclipsrs out there... Olivier would have been proud... especially that death seen after being stabbed in the chap... I cried
you know it's War Thunder when the guy on vehicle slowly turn left and right like a loose swivel chair
Ah, lovely
Quite.
@@SquireComedy *he says to an Irishman*😉
I liked that shorter clip format so much! It really freshes things up! Good video anyway.
They finally got a new graphics card 2:42 that rife is looking crisp on ultra graphics.
Hahahhah! Yeeeeeeeeeeeeees!
I enjoy the cows watching the soldiers struggling in hand-to-hand combat in the ad section. Live audience, you boys are getting fancy, eh?
The aa is op, I can't count how many times my pilot has been knocked out the moment I come into range a bullet flies past and I die, the thing is, even if a bullet actually hit it would have to hit my plane but it doesnt
I saw a squire video so I had to stop what I was doing and watch it!
The plane is not quite on the runway, we can't repair it, that is the most infuriating WT AI logic, when you are like 100m short of the runway and the airbase refuses to repair you.
Thank you for another historically accurate World War 2 era film. Bravo!
Edit: Would like you guys to do a skit on Enlisted!
Can't blame the British artillery for missing, the high winds must've had a field day with those shells as they were en route to Stockholm from Leicestershire.
I love the fact they used saving private Ryan as a reference to his death. SSHH SHH
Decent War thunder players:*EXISTS*
War Thunder AI:And I took that Personally
Holy crap I was alive to see the next Squire video! I've been here since the very first Verdun video and I swear I'll be here for the last!
Hah! Thanks for sticking with us, mate.
"No sir, he's not on a runway"
Repairs in a nutshell
once crashlanded a bomber like 5 meters off the runway, and that was the only reason i died from a long flight with one engine on fire from an attack from 2 soviet aircraft who literally left me to die
My great-grandfather was stationed at one of these bases. the only people they ever shot at were two of their own.
I love how the guy in the truck in the back just keeps turning his head like in the game lmao
The cows be like: do you need help are you ok? 3:24
When the German AA shot down the spitfire and it crashed I was just waiting for a loading screen
I cant wait for a Enlisted in real life video
Your with is our command!
It helps we've already written it.
@@SquireComedy a script for a enlisted in real life video?
Thank you,this really cheered me up
The British Reinforcements from the 342nd Moo-Brigade arrived right at the proper time to ensure a Victory against the German lines.
Really upped the graphics for this one chaps-! Smashing job.
It only got better from "Lawrence of arabica". One of my favourites
Squire is the only channel which I watch the sponsor ads without skipping it
Thanks Evan, we're glad you enjoy them mate!
0:43 the background crew member always looks left and right in an infinite cycle just like in the game :d
2:00 and those we thought who we’re our friends now stand beside the foe
AI ship AA is another one, it's designed to make you regret deciding to play the game in the first place
Beautifully done as always
Pov: you and your brother finally go to the tank museum
Those cows at 3:24 are very interested in that fight😂
Another great vid old bean. I've been to Armourgeddon, driving and firing armoured vehicles in a field, great fun. The museum is great too.
Why is this so accurate?
The AI snipe your pilot anytime they engage you, I was in a fight and AI IL 10 gunner sniped my pilot while I was doing a rolling scissors.
That's not a surprise for Stuka :)
If you want to see the Armageddon paintball tank battles, Lindybeige has a nice video on it