Honest Trailers - Planet of the Apes (2001)

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  • Опубликовано: 29 дек 2024

Комментарии • 10 тыс.

  • @KBABZ
    @KBABZ 10 лет назад +594

    Gotta give the film props for one thing though: those prosthetics looked super fantastic!

    • @afrocut
      @afrocut 10 лет назад +30

      And Roth is actually quite good .

    • @MadHatter42
      @MadHatter42 10 лет назад +34

      Actually, I think that can be said about a lot of Tim Burton's more recent films. They all still look great, but everything else, like story, character, and acting, have all generally gone downhill.

    • @werewolf873
      @werewolf873 10 лет назад +22

      Mad Hatter Burtons problem is that he needs to stop remaking films. His original work is fantastic, but his remakes are always dismal.

    • @ArunaKamble.
      @ArunaKamble. 4 года назад +1

      Are you still alive ?

    • @crashsite000
      @crashsite000 4 года назад +4

      Thank you Rick Baker 👏🏻

  • @JMKGamingHD3532
    @JMKGamingHD3532 8 лет назад +776

    I'm disappointed that you didn't say "Marky Mark and the monkey bunch" for him in Starring

    • @KelsEyeMurpow
      @KelsEyeMurpow 8 лет назад +11

      Omg

    • @arielfangirlmendez
      @arielfangirlmendez 7 лет назад +1

      GameMinds I like him better when he was in transformers 4

    • @tregggabbard6917
      @tregggabbard6917 6 лет назад +8

      In my years of scrolling through Honest Trailer comment sections Ive never seen a starring line I wished so much was in the trailer.

    • @reginaldinoenchillada3513
      @reginaldinoenchillada3513 6 лет назад +2

      He said it earlier. It was hilarious.

    • @whiskersnbeans
      @whiskersnbeans 4 года назад +1

      @@reginaldinoenchillada3513 HIs rap career was referenced, but not specifically the funky bunch.

  • @doom7850
    @doom7850 3 года назад +88

    “Mark whalbergs lowest point since his rap career”
    The Happening: “what? No”

    • @kennethdzengedza8978
      @kennethdzengedza8978 2 года назад +1

      Lol at that point it was

    • @yevgeniyaleshchenko849
      @yevgeniyaleshchenko849 Год назад

      Lol exactly 😂

    • @yevgeniyaleshchenko849
      @yevgeniyaleshchenko849 Год назад

      @@kennethdzengedza8978 I think at the point of making this video the Happening already existed

    • @kennethdzengedza8978
      @kennethdzengedza8978 Год назад

      @@yevgeniyaleshchenko849 but this is a trailer remember it's supposed to be happening presumably at the time of the movie's release

    • @continaj
      @continaj 4 месяца назад

      The director of 4 Brothers said Mark didn’t really become an actor until that movie and I see exactly what he meant after watching POTA

  • @rubenmelchor8
    @rubenmelchor8 3 года назад +57

    Tim Roth is the only reason why I still give this one a watch from time to time!

  • @TheStarcraftJACKAL
    @TheStarcraftJACKAL 9 лет назад +274

    Wait, "staring at things", "mouth-breathing" - Where's my favorite Twilight stare theme!?

    • @redsonhero4758
      @redsonhero4758 9 лет назад +7

      Twilight bought the rights for that and there's crazy fucked up love triangle in this movie anyways.

    • @berengustav7714
      @berengustav7714 4 года назад

      Literally what I thought of.

  • @KevinCarney91
    @KevinCarney91 10 лет назад +102

    Seriously, no mention of the fact that this is the first time Burton worked with Helena Bonham Carter and he cast her as a creepy chimp woman then later went on to have two kids with her (and cast her in every film he's done since then to the point that everyone just got sick of it)?

    • @yevgeniyaleshchenko849
      @yevgeniyaleshchenko849 Год назад +1

      He also casts Depp in every role...

    • @onamattapeeya
      @onamattapeeya Год назад

      Lots of directors do that, and lots of average actresses get better roles because of it, like Rita Wilson and Kate Capshaw both good actresses but not great actresses but who's going to tell you know when your husband is Tom Hanks or Steven Spielberg? Sondra Locke it's another example, or Leslie Mann which on her own is a good actress but most of her jobs are on Judd Apatow movies, you never successful industry there is some form of nepotism

  • @minttulatte
    @minttulatte 8 лет назад +184

    I used to like this version but then I watched the 1968 version and cried because that one was so much better.

    • @matthalbmaier6113
      @matthalbmaier6113 8 лет назад +2

      Petra Leskinen you would just want to expect more from Tim Burton the lousy underachiever

    • @minttulatte
      @minttulatte 7 лет назад +1

      Matthew Sezemebu I did know that there are sequels too but I had no idea what the names were. Thanks for telling me. I gotta watch them. :)

    • @abdullayaser700
      @abdullayaser700 5 лет назад

      @Amilah the problem is there was good acting "12 man angry"

    • @QuizmasterLaw
      @QuizmasterLaw Год назад +1

      Watch the others in the original. They are ALL good!
      Spoiler: it's a giant deseg apartheid allegory. i don't think it can be redone effectively.

  • @d4nie10
    @d4nie10 9 лет назад +34

    Michael Clark Duncan was one of my favorite actors and even in a bad movie he did good

    • @gwenbathory6656
      @gwenbathory6656 Год назад

      Well yeah, it's Micheal Clark Duncan. He's fantastic.

  • @Momo74153
    @Momo74153 9 лет назад +177

    No matter how bad the film props must be given for costume and make up effects! was so in love with this film just for that!

    • @Equalshares
      @Equalshares 4 года назад +4

      Likewise. Agreed

    • @connorbrennan4233
      @connorbrennan4233 4 года назад +6

      Definitely. Rick Baker was in charge of the ape make-up. He always does a fantastic job even with a subpar film.

    • @fullcrum2089
      @fullcrum2089 3 года назад +1

      i love this film

    • @jermainehaslam5634
      @jermainehaslam5634 2 года назад +1

      The ape armour looks badass, especially the helmets the apes wore.

    • @EpicLabs24
      @EpicLabs24 11 месяцев назад +1

      To me it feels so real and believable.

  • @Sursion
    @Sursion 8 лет назад +881

    Aperaham Lincon

  • @AA-db9cb
    @AA-db9cb 8 лет назад +39

    3:18 . The cameraman must've been thinking, "I'm shooting a hundred million dollar movie?"

  • @Tim_Raths
    @Tim_Raths 9 лет назад +648

    This is one of those movies that I liked when it first came out then watched it years later and realized how bad it was.

    • @Tim_Raths
      @Tim_Raths 9 лет назад +20

      ***** I don't think Avatar is THAT bad but it definitely hasn't held up.

    • @geneparmesan8748
      @geneparmesan8748 9 лет назад +30

      +Bastardosupremo What's bad about Avatar? The most common complaint I here is "It's Pocahontas in space" but if you just accepted that and moved on, what's actually bad about it? I've never gotten the hatred for that movie.
      It isn't Schindler's List by any means but for a sci-fi action movie it's pretty good.

    • @fangal12
      @fangal12 8 лет назад +11

      +James Gardner Ha! I always said Avatar was Dances with Wolves in blue face now I'm realizing how similar the plots of Dances with Wolves and Pocahontas are.

    • @Darthjaja
      @Darthjaja 7 лет назад +2

      Timothy Raths cough....spider man 3 ...... cough

    • @dianabandicoot
      @dianabandicoot 5 лет назад +1

      Same, lol

  • @TheAdam1995
    @TheAdam1995 9 лет назад +572

    Even director Tim Burton himself hated this movie.
    Good for him for disowning it.

    • @TheMovieDoctorful
      @TheMovieDoctorful 9 лет назад +11

      The acting was the only good thing in this piece of shit.

    • @HauntingBull
      @HauntingBull 9 лет назад +56

      ***** uhm.. no.. the only good thing was that it ended and lead to the GOOD reboot

    • @evansmothermon1547
      @evansmothermon1547 9 лет назад +58

      Zeb Cheek the makeup for this movie is also phenominal and pretty much the only reason I take a look at it from time to time.

    • @HauntingBull
      @HauntingBull 9 лет назад +26

      Evan Smothermon I will give it that. The makeup was really good.

    • @DemomanX614
      @DemomanX614 9 лет назад +2

      Zeb Cheek
      Screw you, this one had Marky Mark and a new Funky Bunch

  • @gracebaer8821
    @gracebaer8821 8 лет назад +154

    Chimpanzee 1: Help! The human's about to escape.
    Troy: Get your paws off me, you dirty ape!
    Chimpanzee 2: (gasp) He can talk!
    Orangutans: He can talk! He can talk! He can talk!
    He can talk! He can talk! He can talk!
    Troy: And I can siiiiiiiiiiing!
    Chimp Nurse: Oooh! Help me, Dr. Zaius!
    Orangutans: Dr. Zaius! Dr. Zaius!
    Dr. Zaius! Dr. Zaius!
    Dr. Zaius! Dr. Zaius!
    O, Dr. Zaius!
    Orangutan 1: Dr. Zaius! Dr. Zaius!
    Troy: What's wrong with me?
    Dr. Zaius: I think you're crazy.
    Troy: I want a second opinion.
    Dr. Zaius: You're also lazy
    . Orangutans: Dr. Zaius! Dr. Zaius!
    Dr. Zaius! Dr. Zaius!
    Dr. Zaius! Dr. Zaius!
    O, Dr. Zaius!
    Orangutan 1: Dr. Zaius! Dr. Zaius!
    Troy: Can I play the piano any more?
    Dr. Zaius: Of course you can!
    Troy: Well I couldn't before.
    (plays piano)
    Orangutans: Dr. Zaius! Dr. Zaius!
    Dr. Zaius! Dr. Zaius!
    Dr. Zaius! Dr. Zaius!

    • @tommycarr8111
      @tommycarr8111 8 лет назад +20

      This play has everything!

    • @KaminaTribal
      @KaminaTribal 8 лет назад +5

      Javert: AND I'M JAVERT!

    • @ebiljebus
      @ebiljebus 7 лет назад +3

      Meowth: MEOWTH, that's right!

    • @loiracitr
      @loiracitr 7 лет назад +5

      Grace Baer I guess even the Simpson's version is better than the Burton one!

    • @shaider1982
      @shaider1982 6 лет назад +2

      Grace Baer ahh... Old simpsons👍

  • @DevontheFireFox
    @DevontheFireFox 9 лет назад +1984

    Here's my honest opinion on this movie,
    ...I had no idea this existed.

    • @Marcelelias11
      @Marcelelias11 9 лет назад +86

      And I wish to return to a time where I still didn't.

    • @sasslordisprettyok2724
      @sasslordisprettyok2724 9 лет назад +2

      I didn't know ever

    • @Marcelelias11
      @Marcelelias11 9 лет назад +1

      ***** Dude, I made this comment so long ago I don't even remember what this film is like.

    • @tuschman168
      @tuschman168 9 лет назад +12

      +Pogo Gichel Well, yes and no. What makes this movie closer to the book than the other movies is that
      SPOILER
      the main character escapes the planet of the apes and lands back on Earth but it turns out Earth was also taken over by apes just as the planet of the apes was.
      But the book treats the eventual triumph of apes over humans as an inevitability that happened on both planets independently. The movie on the other hand seems to say that the planet of the apes somehow turned into an exact copy of our Earth with the exact same buildings. Only apes took the role of humans. Either that or the apes somehow left the planet of the apes and conquered our Earth and then decided to continue society exactly the way we humans did right down to the police uniforms.
      Either of these scenarios is highly unlikely. The book's scenario is also unlikely but I'm willing to cut it some slack considering how old it is.
      By the way, in the book the planet of the apes is an advanced civilization with guns and cars and cities and stuff.

    • @monam3739
      @monam3739 8 лет назад +1

      me neither😂😂😂😂

  • @papersonic9941
    @papersonic9941 10 лет назад +43

    "And the creepiest kiss ever"
    Even worse than in Sonic 06?

  • @GoldenBoy661
    @GoldenBoy661 10 лет назад +139

    Why are Honest Trailers uploading trailers of the same movie almost at the exact same time as SinemaSins?

    • @347Jimmy
      @347Jimmy 2 месяца назад

      Really late answer:
      It could be due to fan overlap, the same people demanding the same films from both channels.

  • @OdysseyTag
    @OdysseyTag 10 лет назад +91

    Still waiting for a High School Musical Honest Trailer.

  • @Christian39521
    @Christian39521 8 лет назад +215

    "From 20th Century Fox comes a landmark of science fiction filmmaking that's still one of the most shocking movies ever ma--
    Wait , we're doing the Tim Burton version ?
    Let's just get this over with."
    LOL !

  • @squamish4244
    @squamish4244 10 лет назад +135

    Seriously, what was even the attempted explanation for the ending?

    • @squamish4244
      @squamish4244 9 лет назад +6

      gianni bude
      Really? That was the actual ending of the book?

    • @ejungleska
      @ejungleska 9 лет назад +21

      valinor100 the way I understood from the movie (never read the book), was that traveling through the wormhole actually puts you back in time. Gen Thade eventually escapes and is able to travel through the wormhole, and go back further in time and finds Earth. He and i assume his army can then conquer a less advance Earth.

    • @billlawry64
      @billlawry64 9 лет назад

      Hey

    • @pjamese3
      @pjamese3 9 лет назад +25

      gianni bude
      Well, the ending in the book makes sense and is a good twist. Tim Burton's ending makes no sense at all. The exploratory ship wasn't in orbit around Earth. It was stated in the beginning that they were in another solar system. I can see Wahlberg's character (who can't land a ship to save his life) going back in time at the end, but how the hell did his small scout ship make it all the way back to Earth...randomly? And how did the ape general make it back to Earth (presumably sometime in the 1700's or 1800's going by the Lincoln memorial?) There were no more flyable ships. Unless the apes figured out how to repair/build spacecraft. And wasn't he deposed by the end of the movie?
      Even if he did go, he would have ended up in a traveling circus or vivisected, not the leader of a nation.
      Any similarity that ending had to the novel's ending was happenstance. Tim Burton just wanted his own twist ending to "match" the original.
      BTW, if Marky-Mark had ended up stuck on the planet, who else would have preferred he end up with the ape scientist instead of Estella Warren?

    • @jstarwars360
      @jstarwars360 9 лет назад +19

      valinor100 Apparently there were plans for a sequel that would've explained the ending but because the film wen't over badly the sequel was scrapped.

  • @leegalbraith5720
    @leegalbraith5720 10 лет назад +17

    Say "Kidnapping? I, Call it surprise adoption!"

  • @Plutonic
    @Plutonic 10 лет назад +191

    I honestly didn't even know this existed.

    • @Plutonic
      @Plutonic 10 лет назад +8

      Lol true i new about the old one where the statue of liberty came and obviously the new one but i never heard of this one...

    • @kvarntobben
      @kvarntobben 10 лет назад +1

      lightcameramakeup i really liked the one made in 2001

    • @TravisGlover-TheArtfulDodger
      @TravisGlover-TheArtfulDodger 10 лет назад +3

      lol

    • @rienjen
      @rienjen 10 лет назад +19

      You're one of the lucky ones, then.

    • @Plutonic
      @Plutonic 10 лет назад +6

      I get that alot Rien Jen

  • @Deltasquad382943
    @Deltasquad382943 10 лет назад +106

    This movie isn't as bad as people say it is, but the ending doesn't make sense at all. Another thing no one realized. How are there horses when there weren't horses on the space ship, or the planet they are on? No, the movie doesn't take place on Earth.

    • @thebogangamer1
      @thebogangamer1 10 лет назад +38

      the ending does make sense the planet was earth the entire time, and he goes to the future, and the space station follows him but they arrive early in the future and crash on a barren earth, then he goes back to past earth, which is after the apes take over in rise of the planet of the apes, it makes complete sense.

    • @Deltasquad382943
      @Deltasquad382943 10 лет назад +22

      thebogangamer It wasn't on Earth. It took place on another planet, if you payed attention. If you noticed, there are two moons in the sky. Earth doesn't have a second moon. Where are the cities? It was just a deserted planet. You need to re watch the movie, and ACTUALLY pay attention. Don't deny it, you will know that I am right.

    • @Kro-RissaVirus
      @Kro-RissaVirus 10 лет назад +10

      ***** dude, your logic is good, but if you look it up you can even find video of the makers talking about the ending and how "we wanted to make the big reveal of how he has been on Earth the entire time something big, something the viewer wouldn't see coming" (though im talking about the original version)

    • @Deltasquad382943
      @Deltasquad382943 10 лет назад +3

      If you listened to the recordings on the ship, they said that they crash landed on a planet. So no, they weren't on Earth the entire time. Earth doesn't have two moons, but the planet they were on had two moons.

    • @Kro-RissaVirus
      @Kro-RissaVirus 10 лет назад +14

      ***** It says they crashed on a planet because they didn't know they were still on Earth, and theoretically in the future, if the Earth's gravity field were to snag a stray asteroid in its orbit, it could develop a second moon yes.... highly unlikely to ever happen, but possible, especially in the world of movies

  • @davmatt941
    @davmatt941 3 года назад +20

    I come back to this video every once in a while just to hear him say “a monkey in a Paul Giamatti suit.” Cracks me up every time

  • @coralroper6876
    @coralroper6876 2 года назад +17

    I know this is kind of campy, but it’s a guilty pleasure for me. What can I say, I love Tim Burton.

  • @ChickenRieder
    @ChickenRieder 10 лет назад +62

    I was so shocked by this movie when I first saw it. I could barely believe Johnny Depp really wasn't in it.

  • @randomrazr
    @randomrazr 10 лет назад +65

    i never understood the ending for this movie????

  • @vidhead85
    @vidhead85 10 лет назад +137

    I'd rather watch THIS than Transformers Age of Extinction....that was horribly bad...

    • @peposo7
      @peposo7 5 лет назад +4

      And still, was a better story than TWILIGHT.

    • @ajayrathore8704
      @ajayrathore8704 5 лет назад +3

      No no no I mistakenly watched this one on cable and I was confused af

    • @jimgarrity2414
      @jimgarrity2414 3 года назад +1

      @@peposo7 Nope. Twilight's actor's had all the acting talent of a broken toaster. This movie had Tim Roth, Charlton Heston, Paul Giamatti and Helena Bonham Carter but was still a turd with a story that was complete nonsense. "Aperaham Lincoln"

  • @basquat76
    @basquat76 10 лет назад +51

    That isn't Mark Wahlberg phoning it in. That's actually him trying his hardest to act.

  • @KingofReverie
    @KingofReverie 10 лет назад +4

    The guy who plays Thade is the reason why I watch this movie over and over again. He just gives such an amazing performance with the ridiculous shit he's given

  • @cjkalandek996
    @cjkalandek996 9 лет назад +7

    My guess is that ending meant he was on a post-apocalyptic Earth and when he tried to go back to the past, he ended up going further, and the Apes had remade the world similar to what our world was like. Doesn't make sense, but that's the best I figured.

  • @kikigemini86
    @kikigemini86 8 лет назад +8

    "Damn you! God damn you all to hell" I never realized this is where Krieger gets it from on Archer. It makes it even funnier when he does it. (With the mannerisms as well)

    • @jemiebridges3197
      @jemiebridges3197 4 года назад

      Wow... Go bad and watch all the original you'll pick up a few more things.
      Then get the audiobook of Stranger in a Strange Land.
      Almost have of what you watch comes from those two things. The rest is Shakespeare.

    • @leusam51
      @leusam51 3 года назад

      Same

  • @100PercentTrueGamer
    @100PercentTrueGamer 10 лет назад +15

    plz say: remember remember the 5th of november, the gunpowder treason and plot, i know of no reason why gunpowder treason should ever be forgot.

  • @tatatara360
    @tatatara360 10 лет назад +73

    please do tropic thunder

    • @harelchen
      @harelchen 10 лет назад

      Vini Bhatt Agreed!

    • @harshitjain19991
      @harshitjain19991 10 лет назад +4

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    • @zbh9268
      @zbh9268 10 лет назад

      OMG Yes this needs to happen.

  • @Mpamparos7Limnos
    @Mpamparos7Limnos 10 лет назад +71

    Say: "Suarez bit my finger!"

  • @0311Mushroom
    @0311Mushroom 4 года назад +44

    The ending makes sense if you have read the original book.
    He escaped, landed in Paris, and only when he saw the sculptures realized the apes ruled there also.
    That was actually the most faithful ending to the book.

    • @gnaskar
      @gnaskar 2 года назад +2

      pro-tip: The Lincoln Memorial is not in Paris.

    • @0311Mushroom
      @0311Mushroom 2 года назад +2

      @@gnaskar I said sculptures. It was the arc de triomph, Louvre, and Eifel Tower in the book. I never said it was the Lincoln Memorial.

    • @adamsmith-wi3qg
      @adamsmith-wi3qg 2 года назад

      Since this is clearly your first time on the interwebs, here's a tip - never defend or attack a movie by referring to "the book"

    • @0311Mushroom
      @0311Mushroom 2 года назад +2

      @@adamsmith-wi3qg I forget, Millennials don't read.

    • @adamsmith-wi3qg
      @adamsmith-wi3qg 2 года назад

      @@0311Mushroom a few of us do, and we also understand it's pointless to compare movies to their literary source material in the YT comment section

  • @jondave6331
    @jondave6331 10 лет назад +5

    The ending to this movie was actually ingenious. It takes a bit to explain, so you'd have to look it up. It has to do with time loops.

  • @ImpossibleFailer
    @ImpossibleFailer 10 лет назад +91

    Honest Trailer for FIGHT CLUB !

    • @TheRedViper100
      @TheRedViper100 10 лет назад +14

      But then they'd be breaking the first rule...

    • @ImpossibleFailer
      @ImpossibleFailer 10 лет назад +13

      fuck it 17 years passed the time is here

    • @isaacclare-watts6125
      @isaacclare-watts6125 10 лет назад +4

      ImpossibleFailer But the second rule!

    • @AlaricReviews
      @AlaricReviews 10 лет назад +1

      Ooh...Excellent suggestion!

    • @IcedBroom
      @IcedBroom 10 лет назад

      ImpossibleFailer Then the 3rd rule if not for the 2nd rule!

  • @sarahdumitru5827
    @sarahdumitru5827 10 лет назад +23

    You guys should do one for Troy. The that was made in 2004.

    • @ignacioconde2219
      @ignacioconde2219 10 лет назад +2

      I second this. that movie was pure shit. exceptionally shit background music

    • @McSwaggerNagger39
      @McSwaggerNagger39 10 лет назад +1

      TROY! YES

    • @sarahdumitru5827
      @sarahdumitru5827 10 лет назад

      I personally liked the music, but to each their own.

  • @throatwobblermangrove8510
    @throatwobblermangrove8510 10 лет назад +5

    What seems to be often overlooked, perhaps because most people watching the movies may not have read the original book by Pierre Boulle, is that the ending to the Tim Burton actually follows the book fairly closely.

  • @BurnoutInc
    @BurnoutInc 10 лет назад +15

    Say "Don't be a lemon, be a Rose Bud."

  • @MineKynoMine
    @MineKynoMine 10 лет назад +18

    What I don't get is that my parents hate the original ones yet praise this one

    • @williamspencer1351
      @williamspencer1351 10 лет назад +3

      That simply makes no sense.

    • @MineKynoMine
      @MineKynoMine 10 лет назад +1

      William Spencer tell me about it

    • @archievilliers5177
      @archievilliers5177 10 лет назад +25

      Have they seen a doctor about this?

    • @williamspencer1351
      @williamspencer1351 10 лет назад +1

      MineKynoMine
      The one possibility I can think of is that the originals were political commentary. They explored the friction between religion and science and race relations. Now the new one could be viewed as less political. That is just a possibility.

    • @MineKynoMine
      @MineKynoMine 10 лет назад +2

      William Spencer That is probably it. My Dad hated the new RoboCop for the exact same reason

  • @belindat8528
    @belindat8528 10 лет назад +128

    u should do honest anime trailers.

    • @TheAlphaFilmz
      @TheAlphaFilmz 10 лет назад +43

      God no please never

    • @ellog100
      @ellog100 10 лет назад +11

      +TheAlphaFilms
      Why?

    • @ragenphaze
      @ragenphaze 10 лет назад +8

      Elliot Gustafsson fan service fan service fan service fan service...done

    • @ellog100
      @ellog100 10 лет назад +14

      How much anime has you acctually watched
      Note: yes there's a lot fan service but there is so much more to anime than just fan service

    • @ellog100
      @ellog100 10 лет назад +5

      Ok boobs
      Something else bad about anime in your opinion?

  • @jacobproductions2176
    @jacobproductions2176 5 лет назад +10

    Honest Trailers: "Planet of the apes"
    Me: "that's it?"
    Honest Trailers: *"The bad one"*

  • @javierharo2648
    @javierharo2648 10 лет назад +18

    DO CAPTAIN AMERICA THE WINTER SOLDIER WHEN IT COMES OUT!! Loved the movie but I'd too love to see which flaws it had.

  • @crimsoneclipse2683
    @crimsoneclipse2683 10 лет назад +41

    Do Sharknado before the sequel comes out!

    • @YTPCollabs
      @YTPCollabs 10 лет назад

      I put that comment out there also! Great idea!

  • @DanskRoesti
    @DanskRoesti 10 лет назад +29

    say: shrek is love, shrek is life

    • @BBBoysZg
      @BBBoysZg 10 лет назад +1

      He did that one xD

    • @DanskRoesti
      @DanskRoesti 10 лет назад

      ohh, didnt know xD

    • @bangbangminecraft
      @bangbangminecraft 10 лет назад +1

      Shrek is Darude-sandstorm

    • @0002pA
      @0002pA 10 лет назад

      I wish generic pieces of shit like you would get perma-banned.

  • @comedycat2
    @comedycat2 5 лет назад +3

    Reservoir Chimp 😂
    Tim Roth is amazing. I'm sure he's glad now that he was unrecognizable in this

  • @thestealthygamer1778
    @thestealthygamer1778 10 лет назад +63

    The fault in our stars

  • @MizzahTee
    @MizzahTee 10 лет назад +16

    "And the Oscar goes to... NO ONE."
    ROFL!

  • @cloehelvetica5090
    @cloehelvetica5090 10 лет назад +43

    Say: You don't win, you survive.

  • @brad_hensil
    @brad_hensil 2 года назад +1

    1:33 “In his lowest point since his rap career”
    You didn’t know what he was arrested for in 1988?

  • @jackthezombiekiller
    @jackthezombiekiller 10 лет назад +30

    do fight club

  • @nathanforester5993
    @nathanforester5993 3 года назад +3

    All of the makeup designs are amazing, proof that even today practical beats cgi everytime.

  • @BioniclesaurKing4t2
    @BioniclesaurKing4t2 10 лет назад +6

    1:09 Wait, is that the Justice League Watch Tower he's leaving?

    • @Stevyyy1994
      @Stevyyy1994 10 лет назад

      Makes as much sense as anything else in this movie

  • @rocknrollmilitant
    @rocknrollmilitant 10 месяцев назад

    Mark's expression at 1:40 always kills me!

  • @worldwhitneyincorp
    @worldwhitneyincorp 10 лет назад +21

    Do Abraham Lincoln vampire hunter!

  • @wolfmanoh
    @wolfmanoh 10 лет назад +15

    Please say, "Oo ee oo ah ah ting tang walla walla bing bang!"

  • @TheWalkingJewfreeus1
    @TheWalkingJewfreeus1 10 лет назад +61

    Do a honest trailer for Shrek!

  • @VidMasterZ
    @VidMasterZ 9 лет назад

    Okay, the Aperaham Lincoln thing was the funniest thing in Honest Trailers history, and it wasn't even a joke. How could anybody watching that in theaters not hysterically laugh at such an ending?

  • @mclarenrob2
    @mclarenrob2 8 лет назад +35

    I still don't understand the ending...

    • @jordanastro4694
      @jordanastro4694 8 лет назад +19

      mclarenrob2 the villain ape (I'm not even going to try and remember his name) must have found Mark's ship, somehow repaired it, forced Mark's chimp to fly the ship with him, when into the storm thing, when back in time to Earth only thousands of years before Mark's character did, started fucking other chimps (maybe Mark's one, lol), made a civilisation of smart chimps, started making every Chimp believe that humans are evil and must be wiped out, did just that, over the thousands of years the chimps somehow managed to replicate every human landmarks down to the perfect detail, and then we come to the ending. The chimps are the dominant species when Mark arrives and the villain chimp is seen as a god, maybe? Just a theory...

    • @wiegraf37
      @wiegraf37 8 лет назад +2

      TheMike0088 I can totally see where you are coming from, but that is still a lot of dots for the audience to connect. I still love the movie though, tbh.

    • @tsuikagura
      @tsuikagura 7 лет назад +3

      There's no such thing as time travel, not without also switching lanes to a parallel reality. It's physics really. This movie is actually very scientifically accurate xD

    • @patricktran5889
      @patricktran5889 7 лет назад +2

      It is how the original novel by french SF author Pierre Boule published in 1963 ended.
      The first movie, which was an adaptation of that book had a very similar story line, and a far better ending in my opinion.

  • @jenatjinemek5927
    @jenatjinemek5927 10 лет назад +20

    I think i nearly cried watching this. I was so upset at how bad it was. My expectations were high because Burton was on board. But even good directors make bad films

  • @naumanjaved5927
    @naumanjaved5927 10 лет назад +10

    Say "Rich like a Klingon that be kicking it at the Kremlin, but I'm kicking through your door, call me Kramer Kardashian."

  • @bjt81366
    @bjt81366 5 лет назад

    The two funniest trailers both star Markie Mark. This and The Happening. Hilarious!

  • @AlexMcGillvrey
    @AlexMcGillvrey 10 лет назад +17

    Say, "Let my people go!"

    • @itsmeitsjakep2410
      @itsmeitsjakep2410 7 месяцев назад

      Prince of Egypt. Nice

    • @AlexMcGillvrey
      @AlexMcGillvrey 7 месяцев назад

      @@itsmeitsjakep2410 That line was also in The Ten Commandments 1956, but it's still nice to cone across another Prince of Eygpt fan.

  • @AshXXMayftw
    @AshXXMayftw 10 лет назад +8

    Funny how Caesar from Rise of the Planet of the Apes was able to get a more emotional rise out of me considering he's CG and these are actors in costumes.

    • @AlphaLuna
      @AlphaLuna 10 лет назад +6

      Technically he is not just cgi but motion captured. His whole body, facial expression and voice was made by a the great actor that is Andy Serkis.

    • @AshXXMayftw
      @AshXXMayftw 10 лет назад

      Alpha Luna I know but you see many people saying that CG characters can never beat an actual actor in a costume.

    • @AlphaLuna
      @AlphaLuna 10 лет назад +1

      A great movie is a great movie, a bad movie is a bad movie. Cgi characters can be the same as Jar jar Binks is the opposite to good.

    • @haiggoh
      @haiggoh 10 лет назад +2

      ***** I think that opinion is now outdated. Especially Andy Serkis has proven that time and time again. With the motion capturing techniques nowadays you can almost recognize the actor by his facial expressions, it's uncanny. An actor in a costume however has to wear a mask that away a lot and makes the face look stiff.

    • @AlphaLuna
      @AlphaLuna 10 лет назад

      One thing to note is that the makeup in this movie was outstanding. Rick Baker is just amazing. this movie failed because of the directing and story above anything else.

  • @ThomoLFC95
    @ThomoLFC95 10 лет назад +51

    Tim Burton should just stay away from remakes( I use that loosely as a blanket term). I hated his remakes of Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, his remake of Alice In Wonderland, his remake of Planet of the Apes and even his Sweeney Todd which was critically praised failed to impress me.

    • @Hewylewis
      @Hewylewis 10 лет назад +25

      I loved his ADAPTATION of the original Charlie and the Chocolate Factory BOOK.

    • @ThomoLFC95
      @ThomoLFC95 10 лет назад +3

      ***** I already pointed out I was using remake as a blanket term because I knew someone would try and correct me. I just couldn't be arsed writing remake/adaption/reboot/sequel etc. You know what I meant.

    • @tatehildyard5332
      @tatehildyard5332 10 лет назад +4

      It wasn't even Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory! It was Micheal Jackson and the CG firework factory! We didn't need an emotionally scarring backstory or Umpa Lumpas you want to punch in the face.

    • @ThomoLFC95
      @ThomoLFC95 10 лет назад +1

      Hewylewis Really? it looks like a video game with it's obscene amount of cgi, sure it's a more accurate adaption of the book but it just feels soulless and Johnny Depp hamming it up to the extreme as annoying as hell.

    • @Hewylewis
      @Hewylewis 10 лет назад +5

      Billy Thompson I agree Depp wasn't the best Willy Wonka, but the rest of the movie was pretty damn enjoyable.

  • @dylonbeitel5299
    @dylonbeitel5299 7 месяцев назад

    “Say hi to your mother for me” 😂 love the Andy Samberg skit reference

  • @dollarduke5430
    @dollarduke5430 10 лет назад +44

    do the rush hour trilogy pleeeaseeeee

    • @jacksaunders3953
      @jacksaunders3953 10 лет назад +2

      YEAH!!! One of my favourite movie trilogy's.

    • @F1Fan0001
      @F1Fan0001 10 лет назад

      Sounds good to me!

    • @dollarduke5430
      @dollarduke5430 10 лет назад

      ***** yea everybody post one so they could do it

  • @Asalieri2
    @Asalieri2 10 лет назад +16

    also, DO JUMPER

  • @CeliaNightstep
    @CeliaNightstep 10 лет назад +14

    Make a honest trailer of "Maleficent"

  • @Jess3674
    @Jess3674 9 лет назад +1

    Even though you pretty much ruin every movie I watch, I still love you Manly-Voice-Over Guy.

  • @hazza3
    @hazza3 10 лет назад +27

    Oh, Marky Mark has gone lower than this movie. Remember The Happening? Max Payne? Hell, if you type Mark Walhbergs worst movie, the first thing that comes up is Transformers 4.

    • @Fireluv500
      @Fireluv500 10 лет назад +2

      Max Payne looked like a flop from the get go, i mean just from the trailers you could see how bad that shit was going to be...i followed my instincts and didn't go watch it on the Big Screen, next thing i know my friends are coming to me like "Don't go watch that shit", and every critic is like "Flop! Flop! Flop! what the fuck is that?". I just know when a movie's a flop! It's like one of my special powers.

    • @giveback404
      @giveback404 10 лет назад

      Age of Extinction is actually decent...

    • @21melpomene
      @21melpomene 10 лет назад

      Truth About Charlie was kinda weird, too...

  • @puppymolly123
    @puppymolly123 10 лет назад +55

    I actually liked this movie. I don't see why people hate it so much..,

    • @jermainehaslam5634
      @jermainehaslam5634 3 года назад

      I still like the film, a childhood favourite of mine!

    • @troyterry6919
      @troyterry6919 2 года назад

      The ending was going to be explained in the sequel. Time went backwards in the alternate universe and so the apes there simply got the spaceships working and flew through the time warp to earth. And since the future was the past they ended up far in the past and took over the earth.

  • @kellyy0311
    @kellyy0311 10 лет назад +27

    Do Divergent and Amazing Spider Man 2!

  • @martienpost2234
    @martienpost2234 Год назад

    Just such a good thing we got the 2011-2017 trilogy. Three awesome movies i will never forget

  • @schmecklin377
    @schmecklin377 9 лет назад +37

    I saw this movie around 2002 when i was a child and i was honestly just like "dafuq"

    • @redsonhero4758
      @redsonhero4758 9 лет назад

      Same here XD

    • @michaeltupper573
      @michaeltupper573 9 лет назад +3

      Everything Gaming After watching this trailer, I'm kinda interested in seeing the original.

    • @jem229
      @jem229 9 лет назад +4

      Michael Tupper go ahead, it's a classic.

    • @Zamolxes77
      @Zamolxes77 9 лет назад +4

      Michael Tupper Yeah, the original is pretty good, a real classic.

    • @pansyflower9697
      @pansyflower9697 9 лет назад +2

      +Michael Tupper That one is amazing.... And the end is huge....

  • @ChronicalV
    @ChronicalV 10 лет назад +5

    I said this a long time ago, and it didn't happen, so I'll say it again:
    Say: 'This... is... SPARTA!!!'

  • @JaedenRuiner
    @JaedenRuiner 10 лет назад +4

    Though I agree on so many levels, I would say the movie could have been just that much better (relativity speaking of course) if he had stayed on the ape planet. I mean, he was a planetary hero, brought peace between the nations, and Estella Warren wanted to have his kids....I mean...what could be worse?

  • @drix4275
    @drix4275 5 лет назад +1

    "...the bad one." Damn you, Screen Junkies, for making me snort-giggle.

  • @thehostofmmm
    @thehostofmmm 10 лет назад +7

    Say "I ate the whole plate. The WHOLE plate."

  • @aresef
    @aresef 3 года назад +3

    I always thought his lowest point was The Happening. Or the time he beat a Vietnamese American man half to death.

    • @KS-PNW
      @KS-PNW 3 года назад +1

      Right? You think the hate crime would take the top spot..

  • @mathewgodfrey1517
    @mathewgodfrey1517 4 года назад +7

    I’m sure the ending would have made sense in the “what would have been” sequel.

  • @michaelgillespie8097
    @michaelgillespie8097 8 лет назад +37

    Was that statue of Apebraham Lincoln?

    • @olivertaylor7247
      @olivertaylor7247 8 лет назад

      How does that make any sense?

    • @olivertaylor7247
      @olivertaylor7247 8 лет назад

      Agent Snacks Ok then

    • @orinanime
      @orinanime 8 лет назад +6

      no. Mark Whalbergs character goes back in time to an already altered timeline where apes have taken over earlier in our history. and replaced the Lincoln memorial with a statue of General Thade.
      it was supposed to set up for time-travel sequel/prequels in the same vein as Escape & Conquest of the Planet of the Apes.
      But those movies never happened.

    • @ShebrewQueen
      @ShebrewQueen 6 лет назад

      Michael Gillespie I see what you did there. 😂😂😂

  • @Max25670
    @Max25670 10 лет назад +9

    Asking for space jam honest trailer, 5 weeks in a row now.

  • @ola3810
    @ola3810 10 лет назад +28

    Do The Fault In Our Stars..

  • @GVGINU
    @GVGINU 10 лет назад +6

    Say "I am not a crook!"

  • @IMaTotalDirtbag
    @IMaTotalDirtbag 2 года назад

    Planet of the Apes…the Bad One. 😂 So simplistic, but so hilarious!!! 😆

  • @ikerhollow
    @ikerhollow 10 лет назад +88

    say: screw the rules, I have money.

    • @ikerhollow
      @ikerhollow 10 лет назад

      thx for the +1's guys; as said thx, just wanted to hear honest trailer guy say that with his awesome voice XD, cause i like team 4star

    • @joelandersson2629
      @joelandersson2629 10 лет назад

      Hell Nyea!!

    • @ikerhollow
      @ikerhollow 10 лет назад

      ***** yeah, dunno why i made that mistake, must have been cause i'm used to watch to many t4s videos, but i mean littlekuriboh

    • @benbernanke7555
      @benbernanke7555 10 лет назад

      *****
      You could always edit the comment

    • @TheRJMurray
      @TheRJMurray 10 лет назад

      Sigh....I miss Yu Gi Oh Abridged

  • @Avenger85438
    @Avenger85438 10 лет назад +18

    Say "Snake, SNAKE! SNAAAAAAAAAAAKE!!"

  • @subutaynoyan5372
    @subutaynoyan5372 10 лет назад +17

    Say 'Perhaps it is time that i should pay them a visit'

    • @strengthman600
      @strengthman600 10 лет назад +3

      Say please

    • @SimplyAmazing770
      @SimplyAmazing770 10 лет назад

      I'm waiting for that visit...beside the whole planet...Can't wait to see the battle of five armies :')

  • @timahsheuer7424
    @timahsheuer7424 7 лет назад +1

    I have to say that I love this Movie! The first time i watched this was when I was like 7 and that makes this Movie legendary for me...

  • @MrKennyCakemouth
    @MrKennyCakemouth 10 лет назад +15

    Say ''Wake me, when you need me''

  • @VincentStevenStudio
    @VincentStevenStudio 10 лет назад +15

    3:26 should have been Michael Jackson.

  • @awesomeking6
    @awesomeking6 8 лет назад +40

    Estella Warren might not be a good actress but you cant't deny that she is Hot

  • @racheljilek964
    @racheljilek964 7 лет назад

    Does he remind anyone else of Will Poulter (the eyebrows kid from The Maze Runner and We're the Millers) at 1:40?

  • @ean_0
    @ean_0 10 лет назад +12

    HONEST TRAILERS OF HONEST TRAILERS!!!!!! YES DO IT!

  • @sserpent21
    @sserpent21 10 лет назад +8

    Please say "The needs of the many, outweigh the needs of Burger King."

  • @robbo1911
    @robbo1911 9 лет назад +43

    Honestly,,,, I liked it

    • @placid-hero_wolf6567
      @placid-hero_wolf6567 8 лет назад +2

      Right?! Like he actually spelled out his entire username, get a room...

    • @ygsr
      @ygsr 7 лет назад +4

      ben scott does it matter if they're CG? They are very well acted.

    • @Coaxox
      @Coaxox 7 лет назад

      ygsr That's what I always have in question. How does having "practical" effects and cgi effects make a difference in your movie experience? I'd say if anything cgi effects enhances movies dramatically, because without those you wouldn't be able to as many things as you would without it. It adds so much to the story telling of a movie.
      Granted some films out there don't take full advantage of this technology and makes it feel underwhelming, but those that the case for every film.

  • @achalmehra3734
    @achalmehra3734 7 лет назад

    can never unsee the foreplay scene...etched in me brain till the day i die..