Honest Trailers: Jupiter Ascending
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It's just like The Matrix, but starring Mila Kunis as a bee-whispering alien goddess and Channing Tatum as 50% abs, 50% wolfman, and 100% hover-roller-blader. Step Aside, Scientology, you got nothing on the ludicrous plot of Jupiter Ascending.
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Voiceover Narration by Jon: / jon3pnt0
Title design by Robert Holtby
Series Created by Andy Signore / andysignore & Brett Weiner
Written by Spencer Gilbert, Dan Murrell, Erica Russell, Andy Signore, & Roger Barr
Edited by Anthony Falleroni & Dan Murrell
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"I have more in common with a dog than I have with you"
"I´ve always loved dogs!"
HOW WAS THIS GREENLIT
Easy--it was the Wachowskis, who brought us The Matrix, which blew moviegoers away with bullet time so good it had to be copied to death. In Wholly Odd, I mean "Hollywood", money talks and bullshit talks even louder, so the money-making, gender-bending sibs behind the Matrix trilogy, who had plenty of both money and BS to spare, got this greenlit. It's not a bad movie if you like weird cult movies, but as a mainstream action flick, not so good... to put it mildly. It's weird, even from the Wachowskis, but it's not as awful as the thousandth remake of any TV series from the 50s to the 90s is. Then again, if some Hollyweird producer thought turning the Banana Splits from a silly kid's show to Five Nights At Freddy's: The Movie, you know that the Dream Factory isn't exactly a hotbed of intellectual prowess.
It really was TOO Much Information!
@@The_Creaturemancer A point well made, but I didn't laugh and I don't think anyone else who watched it did either. It wasn't even like a sympathetic cringe/ facepalm moment. It was just a bad line in a silly movie. Not even "turd in the wind" level bad where it's still kinda funny. Just forgettable bad.
Sorry to rant at you.😊
@@simbelina22 Well, I laughed.
Easy.
Wachowski: we have a big, colorful movie. With have lasers,rocket boots,bounty hunters, aliens,dinosaur gargoyles,spaceships and a futuristic City that blows up.
Warner Bros: Oh,sounds like a hit! star wars meet fifth element
Wachowski: yeah,but with a lot of monologues, whispering and a screaming villain.
Warner: uhm...Sold !
They didn't even need to make jokes about it, just narrated the whole plot 😂
Lol, really! It must've been the easiest HT ever 😂
soooooo true!!!
get ready! to keep waiting
😂😂😂
Honestly, couldn't even get through the narration of the plot.
"Redirects gravity into differential equation slopes that you can surf" as an engineer this causes me physical pain
I cringed!!!!🙁😬😬😰
I don't know anything about physics, astronomy or engineering yet even I know that that's not how gravity works.
@@kazinadbiralamadit6905 Also it's a bit weird that she got to America on a boat. Like, some criminals had such a huge beef with her that she ran away by the most convoluted/problematic route possible, while ensuring that she'd be in labor during her probably horrible sea voyage?
@Clover101619 that sound like south american or central americans wanting refuge in US LOL . Maybe since chracter needs to be white so they changed it to Russia LOL
@@Q_QQ_Q IDK, she could have gone to somewhere in Europe? It is literally a car/train ride away. My SOD had not survived even the opening narration...
“I CREATE FRANCHISE...
And i destroy it’
😂😂😂😂
You won't have to destroy what you did to the stillborn in the first place. Think about it. =))))
I really think Eddie Redmayne just knew what kind of movie he was in and acted accordingly
He must have chain smoked to deal with it. Hence the voice.
He had a legitimate reason for it. But it didn't resonate with the audience. “His larynx had been ripped out by this wolf man, so I made this slightly bold choice-which I thought was right-of talking like this for the whole film, which I felt suited the costumes and the extremity of the world. But in retrospect it may have been too much?”
He looks a lot like Gary Oldman in the 5th Element … haven’t seen this movie though
He wanted easy money
😁
He won a Raspberry for it :-(
I also would’ve accepted “Stupider Ascending.” Still, great Honest Trailer.
I want to give you more than 1 like, though, but I can't :(
Or Stupider Assending
What about "Jupiter: Stupid and Descending"?
Wait still you see Uranus Descending.
Honestly sounds like a Cartoon Network MAD Parody anyone remember that show
I think the only reason Sean Bean took the role was him being tired of being typecast as a dying man.
tho had a heart attack after he read the reviews.
After agreeing to this, he will accept the typecast now
from what i've seen it's one of sean beans requirments in most of the work he does. to be killed of gloriously
"They made me an offer I cant refuse.... MONEY!" -Duke Weaselton
What about the first National Treasure? He survived that one.
They didn't even spend 4 minutes summing it up and it's STILL felt like 2 hours too long
That was less than 4 minutes?
Honestly I kinda want to watch this because of the description they gave of the plot of the movie, simply because of how hilarious it sounds.
TheGreatYukon
Deus!
+TN BN Ex machina!
+TheGreatYukon It's better when you watch and then forget this video, watch the movie later, and come back to this video. XD
+TheGreatYukon I found it insanely hilarious and fun.
+TheGreatYukon I laugh so hard near the end of the movie during a dramatic villain speech tears started running down my face
When he started explaining the plot of the movie it seemed so much like that scene in south park when they explain scientology
"This is what Scientologists actually believe" 😂😂😂
And Mormonism
And the evolution, guys :D
I think it was on purpose
The was seriously, my first thought
Oh my god, it sounds like a fan fiction.
+Wandering Pariah Well, considering the fact that some have noted similarities to Inuyasha and Sailor Moon (at least in some basic plot points) and the Wachowski's have admitted anime influence...
Yeah it might actually be, kind of.
I have seen at least 100+ fanfictions that are lightyears better than this POS storyline. *shudder*
+Aynessa Valerion Same.
+Aynessa Valerion Maybe they ripped off one of the bad ones.
+Wandering Pariah Like a BAD fanfiction
Movie: This is the plot.
Honest Trailers: We got nothing.
The way I like to describe this movie is "it's like a really bad fanfic based of an awesome franchise that doesn't exist." Like it's a fanfic, 100%. And it's kind of beautiful.
But plot literally dont make sense.
digimaks Exactly like a bad, multi chapter fanfic
It sounds like scientology.
hahhaha I agree "...awsm franchise that doesn't exist" 😂
Oh, look, My Immortal had a movie adaptation after all.
I think the biggest plot twist was that Sean Bean survived the movie.
kosimiki One does not simply NOT kill Sean Bean. He is too great for this sinful earth lol
Jacob Knight That or it's the universe punishing him for having a name that doesn't rhyme verbally even though it should on paper.
That's how you know the movie really sucks
Sean Bean is suppose to die
And the movie died. It’s seriously Sean Bean vs movie/show
well thats why the movie sucks
I CREATE LIFE
And I destroy it.
GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
START THE COMMERCIAL BREAK
And now the show.
I love you
LPSPaperNPen I love you too lol.
I EAT BROCCOLI
*And then I poop it.*
Actually the 'i love dogs' line made me laugh so hard in theaters i still don't know if this was intentional or not but it was gold
I'm no astronomer but if a robber breaks into your house and only wants your telescope out of all your prized possessions I say let him keep it
You cannot take my telescope.
Strange he didn't sell it...
I'd still shoot him.
It's a crappy telescope anyway.
He was poor so it was like his only prized possession. Plus he really liked space, so...
3/10 best comedy of 2015.
YourMovieSucksDOTorg ADAM!!!
YourMovieSucksDOTorg By the way, we need a new YMS, after the analysis of Synecdoche, New York, we require our dose of stupidity.
Eddie redmayne best comedian
***** Fuck you, stupid spammer.
***** The porn industry isn't for everyone you know.
I saw that one in the theatre, and I knew something was off when Sean Bean refused to die
my God u need a refund still,
“I love dogs I have always loved dogs”
I can’t stop laughing.
But then after that she kept saying how stupid it was she said that when he gave her a weird look and walked away
“We can love your pets, we just can’t LOVE our pets.” -Janeane Garofalo
That's Twilight dialogue.
@@NexusKin No, it's Star Wars prequel dialogue.
That plot synopsis cannot be real, I refuse to believe it.
ThatOneShyguy it is haha. I watched this on a plane to Japan ( had to kill time) and it was baaaaaad
ThatOneShyguy that's what really happened.
it is. I saw it in theatres (a friend wanted to go and I'd never seen the tailor)
I watched it, and that is literally the plot. No hyperbole. No exaggerated metaphors for comedic effect. Nothing extra at all. That is literally just the plot. A shame too, because as a person who loves sci-fi/fantasy, I was really stoked when I first heard about the movie.
I watched it. It was spot on.
Yo the subtitles while he described the plot killed me.
'someone paid one hundred and seventy million dollar for this' looool
The ending of this movie is the most ridiculous thing about it. "Oh, aliens are real. Better clean them toilets!"
Novacification Let's say it was for the sake of acting normal for the family and she was going to quit after a few days, otherwise it's pretty dumb. They showed the wrong part in the movie though XD
Novacification Yeah, but shows how relatable she is!
Novacification It was a bad movie even before the ending
Novacification Oh, I heard it was bad, but this?
Jupiter is basically Bella Swan IN SPACE!
The entire plot is trash, too.
I think I may be the only one that actually really enjoyed the film no matter what this crappy honest trailer says I think it still pretty good
"Get ready... to KEEP WAITING."
🤣🤣
"This is the actual plot of the movie. Seriously, we're not making this up. This was actually screened at Sundance. Are you sure the brothers who made Matrix, made this?!"🤣
*sisters … 'nuff said.
*siblings, case closed
They are sisters now 😂😂😂
@@brezzendorf , they're now a meme, case opened.
@Eidde Santos, if you go by how the last two Matrix movies were done, I'm very sure it was the Wachowski's who made this.
Let's be honest though, that space job office when they keep getting redirected to other offices scene montage was actually kinda funny.
Oddggear But it was a Brazil rip off, or homage.
charlesvan13 Still, it was the one bit of the movie that was actually enjoyable.
Oddggear Not really. Was just stupid. For a civilization a billion years old, you would have expected the clerical stuff to have run a bit more smoothly.
Blah Bleh You must be fun at parties.
+Oddggear That was a great bit. I did enjoy the film as a whole - mostly by taking nothing seriously and laughing at anything that didn't make sense, which was just about everything.
"This is the actual plot of the movie"
"This is the actual plot of the movie"
"Seriously, we're not making this up"
"Someone paid a hundred and seventy-five million dollars for this"
"How was this allowed to happen"
"This was actually screened at sundance"
"Yes, those are wolf ears on Channing Tatum"
"If you think this trailer is dragging on too long, try watching the movie"
"We didn't even mention the huge maxi pad"
Yes, those were lines in the video. Good job reading.
wait, what? what maxi pad? 🤣😂😂🤣
Just watched this movie on Netflix for the first time. Immediately came to honest trailers to see how funny it would be. You did not disappoint.
This Honest Trailer was way better than the movie...Jzz
Likely because they condensed the ridiculousness from 2 hours into 5 minutes
+TheMegoShow Exactly!
So true , the movie was super boring
everytime they screen the movie on cable... I come back here to see the honest trailer... way much better
That's actually super easy to achieve, given the quality of the movie.
and yet the costumes were so amazingly designed....
Must have spent all their budget on costumes and CGI and had none left for writers.
Everything about this movie is great other than the casting, the acting, and the writing
@@joshhiles7390 the casting is fine, but if the director and writers fail the case fails
@Rodzilla Yeah terrible jump cuts to completely unrelated scenes, its so awful to watch
Kym Byrett dude...
When watching this movie, I got the feeling it would have made a better trilogy than stand alone movie. The plot, characters, and world all seemed like things that would be good if you took the time to tell the story.
Daniel Ortman I SO agree with you! The potential was actually there, but I felt like the story was too short!
Daniel Ortman I felt the same. I felt it had better potential than what they did to it.
Wait this is stand alone? I thought this was another Twilight/Hunger games/Divergent book series ripoff movie.
Daniel Ortman I saw it and thought for sure that it was adapted from a book, but no.
Daniel Ortman I thought I might be the only person who felt this way. The film had a great idea, but also felt like it was cut to death.
There was some mood whiplash that didn't help. The montage of Jupiter navigating the bureaucracy seemed to be written and directed by Terry Gilliam...it felt out of place. Brilliant, but out of place. What did the movie want to be?
I feel like the Wachowckis would have been more successful making their ideas into novels, where they can take their time expanding on everything, instead of shoving everything they think up into compact movies with way too much happening and no focus on a single plot. They have good ideas, but they're using the wrong medium.
@黄以騫 They made sense8, which was an amazing series. Its one of my favourite shows ever
@@liyanakamaruzaman7976 Yes, Sense8 was fantastic. The low budget took almost all of the special effects away, & made the Wachkowskis use their story-telling skills, & guess what?? IT WAS AMAZING.
Or start with a completely different story altogether.
I don't think Jupiter A could have been made good. There's nothing to work with past the eye candy.
@@dottyjyoung So the higher the budget is for the Watchowski's the more they suck, the less budget their movies have, the better they are. That oddly make sense.
@@protorhinocerator142 Jupiter ascending has a lot of potential with regards to world-building. Can you imagine all the other “families” and the other worlds they have ‘harvested’. What I’ve read about the wachowskis is they have lots of ideas and don’t like to ‘discard’ ideas so that’s why the person said they should write novels lol or maybe shows with many seasons!
I made the most inhuman laughing noise when he said "Ayy lmao"
Same
+Korrie Rose HOLY SHIT EXACTLY
I did the same
Same
Same
Okay, so that plot was ridiculous, but DAMN, those costumes! I'm impressed.
Sean Bean survived the Martian and it was good movie =/
Thorneyed The Martian wasn't just a good movie, it was an awesome movie.
Also Silent Hill. Maybe not a great film, but a good and visually creative one.
@@ScarletBlack42
Silent Hill movie is an insult to its the source material, the first 2 video games
also Troy
@S V No, _you're_ fucking terrible at watching movies! ;D
"Look out Scientology, there's a new ridiculous space opera in town..." ROFL!🤣🤣🤣
It's actually a Trilogy!
First is: Jupiter Ascending
Second is: Neptune Descending
Third is: Uranus Expanding.
Space Twilight
exactly what i was thinking.
TO THE TOP
Never seen it, but I do think Mila Kunis is way hotter than Kristen Stewart though.
Yosef Yonin Jesus Christ, did I judge Mila Kunis on the whole as an actor or the movie on the whole on what she looks like? No, I just made a somewhat tongue in cheek remark about how at least I think its protagonist is hotter.
Nah, Bella Swan can't correctly operate a squeeze ketchup bottle. At least Jupiter can clean toilets, which is a useful skill.
Even Twilight has a plot...I frankly don't care..but at least have a story.
This entire movie felt like a bad fanfiction
TheSwordbird98 So like Fifty Shades of Grey in Space?
James Farr yes, only difference: 50shades was actually better than this.
Njnia van der Wald i didn't said this, did i? OMG.
TheSwordbird98 I totally agree.
TheSwordbird98 indeed it did
This is still one of the best honest trailers to date. The fact that reading off the plot is the best dig possible is too perfect. 😂😂
I feel so bad for Eddie. He's a really good actor, it's just movie movie's character and dialogue that was really stupid.
He chose to act in it.
He's a terrible actor and this movie is just the most obvious example, he was quite bad in The good shepherd too but his role in it wasn't as central.
he was great in the theory of everything. But the 'i'm going to whisper now.. NOW NOW I'M YELLING FOR NO REASON! but now i whisper again" was stupid as hell
GO!!!!!!!!!!
That reminds me: watch Jeremy Irons's performance in "Dungeons and Dragons". It'll make you laugh AND cry.
"I love dogs, I've always loved dogs." I was planning to watch this, but nope.
+Dhairya Khale this very quote made me consider actually watching it :D
I had to pause the video and have a little cringe break when she said that.
I watched it and almost fell asleep
Totally. First half an hour is spectacular, as the film looks really good. Than you get that nothing significant or logical happens and boredom comes in, hard.
It's enjoyable in the same way the rooms enjoyable
_e d d i e_ *R E D M A Y N E*
That part makes me come here every now and then
willem DAFOE
maaaaaannn, i didn't read "here" at first 😁 didn't even question it, like yEP THAT'S RIGHT A MAN CAN UHHM UKHUMKHUM FROM THAT LINE ALRIGHT
During the Covid-19 outbreak, when things are looking bleak, I come back to this to remind myself that worse things can happen. Like this movie being made.
The most best one yet. That line about taking back the oscar from Redmayne was gold.
"man they couldn't even kill Sean Bean right"
damn xD
" they couldn't even kill Sean Bean right!" xD
I was wondering about that before the trailer ended hahah
I feel like the plot was written by a 12 yo fanfic writer who did 'spin the wheel' for all of the plot points lol
Span that wheel and made the rest of us dizzy...
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO NO WAY THIS WAS THE ACTUAL MOVIE HOW WAS IT EVEN DEEMED LIKE A LEGIT SCRIPT
Seems like some kind of trollpasta or fake fanfiction that they got a hold of.
I watched the movie this is actually how it's written
Cant believe money went into this
Corey Pack That sounds better 😊😊
Fay E I watched the movie yesterday... it is the actual summary of the whole plot... it is... bad yeah let just say that.
anyone is watching this after mila couldn't even explain the plot the film on the James cordon show?
Yes!!!
I'd be surprised if she could explain how to tie shoelaces to be honest...
avocado 2009 yap😂😂😂
“Nothing else worth mentioning”
*Slowly raises hand*
I liked Speed Racer
Michael Mello 🙋🏿♂️
SPEED RACER IS A MASTERPIECE and the brilliant people who see its greatness are like extended family to me :) the final race makes me fucking shed tears of technicolor joy every time I watch it! ("Teach me something!!" *sob*) Peace to the Wachowskis!!
I had the exact same reaction!
Omg Cloud Atlas was fantastic!
I watched it while drunk... kinda made it bearable.
*"Are you sure these are the same guys who made the Matrix?"*
To be fair...they also made the sequels.
@Mc Donalds To be fair... they're not guys anymore! Maybe that's the problem, I don't know, I'm not a psychologist...
Exactly
Have you guys heard the plot for Matrix 4:Ressurection.. lol
@@TwistedReality13 Not yet. I'm even afraid to know what that movie will be!
Honestly what they've proven is the Matrix was a fluke.
You've got to admit though, the space-roller skates were pretty awesome.
No. They were not, the hover board from back to the future which came out decades ago looks cooler than this shit
Yes... everything Marty McFly did was cooler than this shit
MWMTEE Yeah it does
limors They were fucking lame. The movement was horrible.
117MasterSpartan who the hell said anything about back to the future?..originality has nothing to do with the fact that the space skates do look awesome!!
I'd like to thank Qantas for having this movie on hand to kill an 8 hour flight.
XD
They know when something's so bad, it's entertaining. Australians just know.
Cait Durl We certainly do.
hshaffs
Nazir Sadiq huh???
They couldn't even kill Sean Bean right. That's gotta be against the rules, right? XD
i loved this too lol😆
Chris Hee You fools! You heve messed with the natural order!
Kawaii Jong Un Sacrilege!
PS: I like your profile :P
Amin Rouan Serik don't forget the video game - I quested for that guy for crying out loud!
***** Yeah, having ideas is nice, but they kinda wrote the whole script. Who prohibited Sophia Stewart to do it first?
Redirecting the force of gravity into differential equations ? That doesn't mean anything.
movies
Nonsense! You just have to parse the nuances of the statement using algorithmic technobabble codifiers and then throw in some hyperbolic imagery to make it seem like you're saying something coherent and/or rational!
@@hazukichanx408 And don't forget to channel all of that through the main deflector dish.
When you wish they just slammed quantum on it.
Is a joke guys...... A bad one but still.
I think Sean Bean only survives crappy movies
martian was a good movie
Delluminati True
To be fair no one dies in that movie , it's the only trapped in space sci fi movie where that happens.
Everyone survived that movie thou so i dont think it counts
He survives Percy Jackson and Troy
1:15 "Get ready to keep waiting."
Well, we did, Screen Junkies. And we got results. Their names are Furiosa and Rey.
+MegaFriendlyCreeper And Ilsa Faust from Mission Impossible: Rogue Nation. Seriously, she kicks ass in that film. :)
+Willy2537 "sci-fi"
Byzantium Well, Furiosa is from Mad Max: Fury Road, and it isn't exactly a sci-fi movie...
+Willy2537 I think one could make a strong argument that Post-Apocalyptic movies qualify as a sub-genre of Science Fiction.
***** Yes, good sir. Where was it last exactly?
That "I always loved Dogs" comment was cringeworthy. Did they not stop to think about what they said?
maximumrisk2004 they did. The next scene is Jupiter groaning and kicking herself for having said something so stupid. It's meant to be humourous.
Rachael1918 One way or another she implied having the hots for at least a half Dog and that was no lie. I guess this is the soft version of a Furry then. ;P
maximumrisk2004 sure, but it's a dog guy who looks like Channing Tatum. Cut her some slack :p.
maximumrisk2004 I think this is one of those movies that went through production hell and they didn't get to show exactly what they wanted
maximumrisk2004 It could mean anything, either 1: she loved dogs as pets 2: she "loved" dogs as she had sex with dogs..?
There were parts of it I really enjoyed. I liked how imaginative the sci-fi elements of the plot were, but I loathed several lines of dialogue and Jupiter returning to Earth and cleaning toilets. Also, wings on a guy spliced with a wolf? That's like one patch of hair away from being a furry...such a lame ending.
The only good part is the cgi, the rest is a total bs
@@YuriMaiaSFernandes I like it
Did you miss the part where he specifically said the wings were prosthetics?
"We're going to harvest the Earth!"
*USA, Russia, China, India, Europe:* "Lol nope"
*Jupiter turns into Nuclear Winter*
We just send David Cameron back, and they'll be happy.
China, USA and Russia: Let's use the neutron bombs we told each other not to build, you know the ones we built anyway and in numbers enough to destroy all life in our solar system.
***** Pretty sure the space aliens could stop our nukes :P
José Baltazar Toro Barba Doubt they'd be able to stop *all* 15,695 and of them, minus the fact that production would begin again if so xD We also have the Neutron bomb, etc...
***** All they would have to do is pull out from their targeting range once they were fired (current nukes aren't in any way capable of interstellar or even orbital travel). And I'm guessing you didn't watch the film (lucky you) but they have some seriously OP defense mechanisms, that could easily dispatch thousands of nukes.
OY! Sean Bean survives The MARTIAN. You can't call the Martian bad.
***** So does that mean Sean Bean's job dies in every movie then?
No, cause of the time warp thing Sean bean would've died of old age by the time what's his face showed up.
say "but that's just a trailer, an honest trailer"
Please say this
Game Theory?
Eric Williams So much yes!
But hey that's just a theory, A GAME THEORY!
Eric Williams Thanks for watching!
Came vack to this, honestly top 5 videos you guys made little ironic tho considering like half of this is just plot narration. But man I was cry laughing
I remember watching this at the movies with some close friends, when the scene about that the Bees recognize royalty - we all looked at each other and laughed, at that point we said we got up and left the cinema ahhaha
Sean Bean also survived Silent Hill Revelations. I guess he survives only through shitty movies.
+Zombitious he survived in Benjamin gates, does it mean ... oh no, it's a bad movie ? i love that flick.
+Zombitious He survived "The Martian" but got fired from NASA...I guess only his character's career died there.
+Zombitious He survives the first Silent Hill, although he was barely there, and it was a good movie.. to me at least.
he also survived Pixels 😂
+Richard Kitterman I was about to wonder about the Martian, but you're right! This is an acceptable compromise.
This movie was literally the dumbest thing I've ever seen in my entire life.... And I saw Avatar The Last Airbender the movie.
That's big bro.
Renji Abari You and me both =(
Renji Abari Have you seen Birdemic?
Bigger abomination than avatar the last air bender? Say it ain't so
Nico Aguilar Well ScreenJunkies and CinemaSins had a movie fight about which was worst.. Don't remember the winner but at least The Last Airbender had the budget to try to make it work.
It's pretty hilarious that Honest Trailers didnt need to make up jokes for this video, they only needed to tell the actual plot. If Sean Bean lives, you know it's a bad movie.
I love how Eddie Redmayne said he didn't really like it!😂
Whisper: did he say it...
Screaming: LIKE THIS?!?
Please do "Kingsman: The Secret Service"
Jay StCloud YES. It must be done!
PLEASE DO KINGSMAN THE SECRET SERVICE
Jay StCloud Yeah!
I NEED IT, DO KINGSMAN PLEASE
Yesssss
this trailer actually makes it seems better
+minamoon01 Yeah, this trailer makes you think that it can be somewhat fun, but nooooo, its' absolutely not
+PsychoholicSlag83 I know exactly I watched 20 minutes of the movie and was like nooope and then I watched the trailer I was like this makes it look kind of ok?
Esme Veda Not ok, but "so bad it's good". The movie is so bad that surpasses the "so bad it's good" for another 180 degrees and it's bad again
My favorite part of this movie is when they don't show Eddie Redmanynes death so they could leave a sequel on the table. That was hilarious 😆
The most unbelievable thing in this movie is that someone who looks like Mila Kunis would ever be cleaning other people's toilet
Well, surely there are a lot of pretty girls on the planet that have some self respect and don't "use" their looks.
longhorns13192 sorry, hit accidentally while scrolling.
NO.
Well, she looks like a regular girl, so no, not really.
Digenis GR No there aren't,it's not about self-respect it's about easier life vs harder life so I get why they pick the first one
Say: "The dwarf lives until we find a cock merchant!"
Pat Powers Great line, or greatest line...
Pat Powers lol brilliant
Pat Powers agreed this must be said!
Pat Powers Best.line.ever
Pat Powers Best.line.ever
You guys should do Teen Wolf the series Honest Trailers or Maze Runner: Scorch Trials
Yes PLEASE do Scorch Trials!
The Brian Boitano reference was GENIUS. Very underappreciated.
Say "but Black Dynamite, I sell drugs to the community".
Black Dynamite I second this.
Awesome vid your voice sounds epic but my favourite was guardians of the Galaxy ps how have u not done age of ultron yet pps plz check out my channel
Legendx MINECRAFT No! your not a yog.
Legendx MINECRAFT They can't do an Honest Trailer of Age of Ultron until it's released on DVD.
Black Dynamite My momma said my daddy's name was Black Dynamite
This movie sounds like some 12 year old's really bad fanfic/Mary Sue OC story
I now some people who wrote better than this at age 12
Hey, Jupiter can clean toilets. That's a useful skill. Trust me, I'm a janitor.
@@reasyrandom Hoverboarding sounds fun...
Yes. And I agree 100%. This thing sucked baaaaalls.
The visuals were great though
I know its crap, buuuuut the music was nice!
Devin Colson I've seen better.
I completely forgot about this movie until this trailer showed up. Is that good or bad?
Landon Beckelhimer On a scale of 1 to 10, it's Justin Bieber.
It took me two attempts to watch this film - on cable. The first time I gave up just after the Terry Gilliam bit at the bureaucratic maze.
I then worked out how long and started watching again from a bit before that scene and managed to make it to the end, but I kind of drifted a bit during the lead up to the wedding ceremony, so I'm not quite sure how it transitioned to then skating in through a ships broadside barrage… I can live with that unresolved question.
And I made it though _Cowboys and Aliens_ …!
IMO Cowboys and Aliens was honest B-movie grade cheese without any pretenses of being more profound than unsophisticated entertainment.
This film was equally pretentious and idiotic!
Please say: "I'm Mr. Crowbar. And this is my friend, who is also a crowbar."
"Are you sure these are the same guys who made the Matrix?"
Well they're not guys anymore so...
*Triggering intensifies*
#burn
カラス They did, actually.
Well, they're two guys who *think* they know what it's like to be a woman. Hence this movie's craziness.
i don't even know who's what anymore
Say: Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.
Son of Tiamat (formerly known as tiakpark) Plot twist: the barnacle in question is this movie. (Props for the reference)
Son of Tiamat (formerly known as tiakpark) but the barnacle found out it was part of a reality experience that was a videogame, and then got killed in on a post apocalyptic hell of a grey whale. then reincarnated as a barnacle and killed everyone as it was uglier than before
"GET READY!... to keep waiting" this made my day
Speaking of Battlefield Earth, can you do a honest trailer on that?
ENDLESS OPTIONS FOR RENEWAL!!!
BATTLEFIELD EARTH
Starring John Revolting....
Advanced Prime Before you could spell your name!
Isn't that Passion of the Christ: Scientology Version? Are you trying to get us all killed?
^ maybe...
"Ayyye lmao"😂😂😂😂
To be fair, it was visually stunning sometimes.
I stoped the the 5 times because I couldn't control my laughter 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
what the hell did i just see? that was an actual movie?
MrBadKitty It didnt even feel that terrible while watching it!!
MrBadKitty No, it did feel just as terrible, all my friends I saw it with were amazed by its stupidity
CatBeenToHell It exactly feel that terrible. If you like hot guys go shirtless, and show abs, especially Channing Tatum's, this movie is definitely for you. The plot was awful, even I, who enjoy battle scene, didn't enjoy it in this one. I thought this movie was gonna be awesome, but nah, it was a huge disappointment.
Razif FA I loved it, but I went into it expecting a hot mess and in that I was not disappointed. Sat with friends and made fun of it the whole way through.
Razif FA
Channing is most definetly not my type, but the explosions looked kind of nice and since i just felt like picking up some movie that day, i guess my brain is tricking me.
If you shut your own brain down, you can enjoy about 10 minutes of it. But thinking sure as hell is not allowed, it just makes it worse :(
Say!: I said a hip hop the hippie the hippie
To the hip hip hop, you don't stop
The rock it to the bang bang boogie
Say up jumped the boogie to the rhythm of the boogie
The beat
There were no Cs in that verse ;-; i cry erry night
Hell yeah
Lol
Welcome to Grumprusalem! The holy land of Game Grumps.
Rapper's delight.
So you're telling me Cloud Atlas isn't worth mentioning? That movie was good... like really good
+Fungamerplays Not tru tru.
+Fungamerplays No, it wasnt...but, good for you...
+Fungamerplays It was good, but didn't make money, which is the only measuring stick "film critics" use anymore.
+Fungamerplays indeed. And V for Vendetta is also worth of mentioning. They didnt direct it, but they produced it and wrote the script.
+Fungamerplays cloud atlas sucked
I've watched this about 10 times. This honest trailer is better than most movies.
2:34 Am I the only one that noticed that Telescope cost $4,000+? The fuck? That thing better be capable of space travel.
If that one in the picture cost 4k that's a rip off big time. When you get into the multi thousand range you can buy ones with 14" aperture reflector optics (way bigger the the on in the video)that are fully motorized and have GoTo object location and automatic tracking of over 42,000 celestial objects. Enter Jupiter and it will find it for you and track it and that's for under 3k
***** Heck, well whoever stole that scope, is going to be a rich motherfucker in the next few days.
ChrisLandEverything "Traditional Brass Telescope" Must be some high-quality brass.
***** It wasn't the C14-A XLT (CGE) or a Meade LX850 ACF... It was a goddamned brass telescope.
ChrisLandEverything I laughed so hard at this. Maybe I need to go to bed but I am crying right now.
Do the live-action Cat in the Hat and say "Honey, it was ruined when she bought it."
I weep for humanity.
Abdizur87 I know it's the worst thing in the history of anything ever, but I think it could make for a good HT.
more like URANUS ASCENDING!!!
Robbie DeWitt i will apologize for nothing
Robbie DeWitt AYY LMAO
Robbie DeWitt HEYOOOO
Robbie DeWitt ...sigh
Goodnight everybody
Honestly: this film is so ridiculous I actually kind of love it
That's the thing about Wachowskis movies... even when they're bad they're the interesting kind of bad.
@@SacredDaturaa I was just re-watching the movie and I was seriously thinking the entire time, why isn't this a book? Because a it has the ingredients of a SF YA, but if they actually developed the characters and well, anything interesting that's not mind boggling from the movie. I felt the entire time that I was watching a poorly handled book adaptation that might actually be quite interesting.
It is full of hidden meaning and symbols if you know what to look for
Though plot is not well develop, everything surrounding that world is beautifully chained, with the exception of crops circles.
@@annushka0804 NO, Matrix is full of hidden symbols and philosophies not this one. THIS one is just a fairy-tale with no deep meaning or second layer.
It really wasn't redmayne's fault. The wachowskis told him to act like that, his acting was fine. Though the voice they gave him is what made it into shitty acting.
***** Made him sound like a geriatric asthmatic.
Tom Branch In a nutshell (*whispers inaudibly*) "Would you like....A SANDWICH!!!".
***** He wasn't doing a Voldemort impression?? LOL
I liked his acting in this movie, I feel like it saved some of the film
His acting was so hilarious I managed to finish the film. I would have turned it off otherwise.
every oscar winner is allowed one bad performance. this was eddies. :')
what about Brie? Which one is "the one"?
It wasnt bad. It was Terrible!
This was screened at SUNDANCE??? wtf !
J.J. L. Nope.
J.J. L. Wasn't it boo'ed too?
Ryan George just released a pitch meeting for this movie. One of my favorite honest trailers and now one of my favorite pitches.