It's a good idea but then people would be all like, " Man, I'm tired." and then just pull out this thing because they just CANT walk a few metres to the goddamn kitchen
Yes, definitely. It is also worth noting that normally microwaves require 120-240 volts to even operate. It is a amazing achievement to make them run on 12 volts, as the magnetron requires high voltage to work.
Several of these are great for people who have disabilities. Or, like in the case of the self-scooping cat litter box, great for people who happen to work 10 hours a day, etc...
The reading glasses for laying down is actually a good idea. For people like me who read 800+ page books, it can get very uncomfortable. I would use them.
Lol, I actually have a pair of those. They're great for watching movies late at night! Plus, when I'm alone I like to pretend I'm a crab when I walk around..
Some of these are actually pretty good for disabled people, but advertisers don't want to market to them and would prefer to market to lazy yet abled people as that's a wider demographic. However, the others are definitely ridiculous, specifically that "ab-hancer" thing which also sounds downright uncomfortable. Why would you wanna squash your gut in a wire frame for the illusion of physical fitness? I think I'd rather just work out! And I'm a notoriously lazy fatty (at least, notoriously lazy before the release of Pokemon Go, thanks Nintendo for giving me an incentive to get out of the house and exercise), so if I say I'd "rather work out" compared to something, that's saying something.
At least a couple of these can be useful to some people who aren't lazy. Those angled reading glasses can be good for the occasions your neck is sore from something, or if you were in an accident that gave you a neck brace.
The snowball thing is not for lazy people (they would not even go outside anyway). It's for people who want to quickly make a lot of snowballs for a big snowball fight. It's a pretty cool thing, actually.
Some of these things are actually probably intended for disabled people, or the elderly. Like that teapot. My grandmother has problems with her arms, and she can't pour drinks for herself as well as she used to. That would actually be useful. Same with the self cleaning litter boxes. Both my mother and other grandmother have bad backs and can't change cat litter. I can't do it because I have a very weak immune system. The only ones in my house who can are my older brother and grandfather, both of whom work and come home to tired to worry about cat piss. Our cat's litterbox cleaning itself is really helpful.
Dukeofnachos The self cleaning litter box is a great idea for a finnicky cat that uses the bathroom outside the litter box when the box is used. Since you cant guard the litterbox and change it every 1-2 hours the automation of cleaning the litterbox keeps the cat from shitting all over the house essentially.
Dukeofnachos yeah they are :) the micro is realy good for construction workers truckers....... the tee pot is good for people who has problem whit lifting stedaly (my grandpa has problems to) the at litter box is not lazy its smart its not that easy to find all the shit and pee in there so if it separates the shit and pee you can throw it away.
Actually the red snowball scooper seems like a good idea for a full-scale snowball war, I mean, the worst part is when you have to stop to make more and your fort is getting pelted because you ran out. I mean, come on, you could make like, 2 every second! I now want one.
Think of how much faster the pre-battle set up would be! Each side could have a hundred ball arsenal made in minutes, oh and it turns out the same company also made molds for igloo bricks. Heavy artillery anyone?
I actually see the point of electric scissors, in case you do a lot of fabric cutting or something like that. If you cut fabric more than like 30 minutes, your scissor hand starts to cramp up. Or if you are cutting up cardboard a lot. It's not all that easy to cut. That said, unless you work as a tailor, or have hobby of making cardboard figurines, its not worth having.
No one who has to cut that much fabric would do so with crappy electric scissors, way too inaccurate. 9 out of 10 times your (very expensive) bolt of fabric is going to end up mangled. They make tools specifically for cutting fabric.
+Lpspawsome Depends on your lifestyle. While a burger holder is indeed a spectacularly stupid idea, an active lifestyle demands calories. I'm on my feet all day at work and then I go home and continue renovating my house for another 6 hours before I crash and go to bed. So I look at food under the lens of a "calories per dollar" ratio.
theGagarianplanet doesn't that defeat the purpose of camping though? Why would you bring microwaveable food on a trip thats supposed to be a getaway from electronics?
Necromaster2077 Americans are not lazy we exercise a lot....but after exersising we reword our selfs with all you can eat burger and cake sundays ......yum
Automatic scissors that lays flat on the table to cut fabric and patterns is definitely a good idea. I'm a seamstress and my mother is a seamstress, so I know what a good idea they actually are. It has nothing to do with laziness, but has a lot to do with accuracy and saving time. especially when you're cutting curves. Now, just to cut paper or other things these are unnecessary, and actually hindering.
+shas1882 I understand this perfectly as a fellow seamstress. And I approve your reasoning fully because lets face it. Some may be good at sewing but the actual cloth work is not my forte.
I think a lot of these thing can be useful I think he just saying things lazy people will definitely use like the cat little thing pregnant woman can't be around cat poop it can hurt the baby.
Pregnant women can transmit toxoplasmosis a rare parasitic diseaseto their unborn babies and a toxoplasmosis infection can lead to miscarriage or cause malformed babies since toxoplasmosis can be transmitted via contact with cat feces.
+shas1882 I like to sew but using the scissors with my rheumatic hands is almost impossible. Even people with healthy hands will feel pain after using normal scissors for some time. The electric scissor is on the top of my wish list. It will certainly make cutting both pattern paper and fabric less problematic.
Yeah, you can't just bring a book a few inches closer and just magically see it, you would have to either put a whole bunch of strain on your eyes by attempting to look f down fad enough or pretty much kill your neck by lifting your head up. Reading a book is the time to be lazy.
MrBaris115 I have three pillows that are practically vertical, (well, slightly slanted) and I still find it so hard to read in bed. If I sit upright or something like that I will hurt my neck, and raising my head while laying down does the same thing. Also my arms hurt from holding it up.
that sock thing is actually not for lazy people... it's for older people who have a hard time reaching to pull up their socks. My 85 year old grandmother has one, and needs it. She hasn't spent a lazy day in her life.
pepe at the disco he fucking IS!!! OMG! BTW I'm making a helium challenge like his later any sings you want to hear me sing or anything to say whilst I'm up on helium?
I remember watching this when I was 13, being so dumb and didn’t understand sarcasm and actually thinking I could get swine flu and elephantiasis from lifting a book in my hands😑🤦🏾♀️ smh
the self scooping litter box helps to prevent inhalation of the dust that results in sifting through the litter. Which is dangerous for pregnant women and people with breathing problems. The automatic scissors are marketed towards people who have arthritis. Especially quilters and seamstresses. Some of these are funny and while I do enjoy your anecdotes, some of these products you're reaching a bit or completely missing the point.
KalassinDracon Most of these are for disabled or pregnant people. I don't think he got that. I have the litter box. It's awesome because I am out of the house for 11 hours a day and it allows my kitties to have a nice fresh box
Ok, Dolan I love your videos, but the snowball scooper is the best thing since sliced bread. Especially if the enemy has never heard of one. It was my secret weapon in the snowball wars of '09. And if the snow is in the proper consistency you can churn out snow balls at 4x the rate a unaugmented human hand can. This product is not about effort, Its truly about efficiency.
I lost some of my best friends in those days. They were dark times indeed. I am haunted every night by the image of my friends getting hit in the face with snow.
I love how on the spin the bottle package, it says kissing and dares and what not, but yet the age is from 9 to 99. I highly doubt their going to be using that..
That sucks for them! The package SPECIFFICALLY says ages 9 to 99. If you don't obey, then the NSA will have you on their watch list forever! So as soon as you accidentally trip they'll come and arrest you for tripping, if they haven't already arrested you for playing an age 9 to 99 game first!
***** your right about camp fire and you know lazy people with their inventions now adays useing lighters and cars and gas to light up them campfires.... scrubs too lazy to rub sticks and stones together....
Hi actually the sock buddy servers a purpose. it not for regular socks. it's for compression socks for people with bad circulation. They are almost impossible to put on? especially if you old or if your over weight. So this one does serve a major purpose. but all the rest are pretty much for lazy people. Take care. Hawk out!!
I was so curious about it I looked at their site. I saw a FAQ about it with 13 questions, and not ONE was asking anything related to "What if my dog sits down?" Gawwddd...
My thoughts: Urinal Robot looks fake and it's a bit hard to believe. ABhancer is meant to be a joke. Everyone knows it just leaves an impression on your skin. They sell them at gag stores. The Automatic Teapot is useful for people with tremors, muscle loss, Arthritis, etc. It keeps them from the possibility of dropping it or spilling it on themselves. Cordless Scissors are useful for people with Arthritis or Carpal Tunnel. Otherwise, I completely agree! Just a suggestion, could you link each subject in the list so we can see where you got some of your information? Please, don't get me wrong. I love your videos and I'm a longtime fan!
Dolan, usually I love your videos. Agreed, some of the things on the list were plain stupid and shouldn't exist. However, it is offensive you included items on the list designed for the sick/elderly/disabled. I really hope you aren't calling *them* lazy or I'm done with you.
I thought that people went on camping trips to, you know, get away from normal life and technology?! I hear that people bring tablets, portable TVs, and other electronics. What's the point? You might as well just go into your garden and port everything out there instead!
Whoa bro chill I was talking about people on the road who have to deliver something very far away like from L.A. to New York city. I take fishing poles tents and some food when I camp and a fire starter kit.
Also, if you ask me, part of the fun of a snowball fight is scrambling to make more ammunition while others are chasing after you with theirs. That though is more a matter of opinion.
i think we might have a electric litter box at my house (witch in my opinion isn't that bad) but our cat prefers to shit on the floor anyway so i doesn't matter.
I thought of an idea! It allows you to do physical activities without the need for any of these things! It's called muscles! Want one, or many? No problem you already have them just use them before they wilt!
7101998GreenDay It has to be (especially since it was "recommended by pseudo athletes"), there can't be any rational way that someone actually thinks they can get a toned core just from pressing what looks like a long grate to their gut.
"You know when you're taking a leak and your colossal wang is weighing down your arms so much that you need a robots Herculean strength to share the burden?" -Danger Dolan 2014
***** The microwave was meant for people who work all day and don't have time to go home just to cook food... but I guess for people like you yeah its lazy because all you do is play minecraft all day =/
Agreed with Oswald. The portable microwave seems like a great idea for travel, or if you take food to your work and your workplace is to cheap to at least offer its employees a microwave.
Disturbed Individual Same, but without the pregnant part... my gf complained about getting winded while she put on socks whilst pregnant, same thing happens to me but it’s just because im fat😂😂
That, or like in my case, I have Raynaud's Syndrome, so forming it by hand is out of the question, and with gloves all I manage is some munchy, disque-shaped monstrosities.
Yeah, the snowball scooper shouldn't really be on this list. It allows you to make actual aerodynamic snowballs quickly, and unless you have perfected the technique of making perfectly round snowballs, it's quite useful.
icecoldbite I agree, when he said an automatic snowball maker I was actually quite interested. My hands can never make good snowball and they almost always fall apart mid-flight. It seems perfect
some of these are actually pretty useful. reading in bed hurts your neck after awhile, so those glasses are pretty damn useful. the portable microwave can be used for camping or picnics. that self making bed seems like it'd be AWESOME to have for people who have school at 9:55 in the morning, and it would be helpful to people in wheelchairs aswell!
***** Technology is turning against us! We must get our wife's and children to a technology free place. We, the two of us will slaughter all technological advanced things! They can take our life's, BUT NOT OUR FREEDOM!!!!!! ARE YOU WITH ME?
Many of these would actually be very useful, and are likely aimed at the older demographic that are getting along in age and performing tasks is harder. The one for not having to walk, the sock one. The electronic fork would be used for kids who've not quite grasped the coordination for twirling a regular fork yet. the teapot would keep messes from happening for many who want tea but can't quite grasp and hold the teapot any more. The self cleaning litterbox would be good for families expecting a child, as pregnant woman are not allowed near one because of a pathogen that causes illnesses from it. Yes several of these are SHIT and lazy, but a lot of inventions are made out of the need to fix a problem you or someone else has.
I totally agree with you. With modern medicine extending people's lifespans, there's a growing market for such devices for the aged. There's dignity in being able to look after yourself after your body has broken down and that is what is being sold here.
phil30k Exactly. I mean by his definition, those seat lifts that go up stairs would be considered lazy. Or the medical seat for bathtubs are lazy. Washing machines are lazy! Because god forbid we actually wash our clothes by any other way but by hand!
I know but everywhere you touch there is bacteria like, if you go into a public restroom you don't know where people's hands have been, and they could be sick and etc, so they are useful but if you are in your house than I guess it's fine :3
Woah woah woah wait a minute, wait a minute, HEY wait a minute! I have a snowball scooper and those things are awesome! Instead of having a misshapen pear snowball that falls apart in your hands you get a nice round and compressed snow ball :D Like if you agree snowball scooper are awesome! Don't hate, Appreciate!
It's definitely good when it comes to time. I had one when I was a kid and whenever me and friends ran behind our forts and starting making snowballs, I had an arsenal of snowballs WAY ahead of all my friends. You don't need it at all, but it gives you a head start in snowball fights.
I know what your saying, i CANT make a good snowball, it always just falls apart well it does depend on what the snow is like to (ps love dat slender markipler candy cane refrance X3)
I could actually see those special angle reading glasses being useful.. sure, lifting your neck two inches is not a big deal but holding it in that position for hours at a time could actually lead to neck strain.. and holding the book up for two hours implies holding your hands up for two hours.. which is less than confortable to say the least..
Yeah, reading can actually be a very uncomfortable experience... I could have used those glasses back when I read books. Not because I'm lazy, but because I don't really want to be in pain.
It's not about laziness, it's about efficiency and quality of the snowball. Ultimately though, it's just pointless since you chuck it into your little sister's face a few seconds later anyway.
the sock buddy is a tool that is used in therapy settings for patients who have had hip replacements. while the muscles severed to remove the old hip and attach the new hip heal, patients cannot bend over 90 degrees at the hip or else their new hip will pop out of joint. in case you don't know, putting on socks requires a person to bend well over 90 degrees at the hip, so, for patients that have gotten a hip replacement, they have a choice of either using something like a sock buddy or not wearing socks.
I have arthritis and must use several of these, or similar, items daily simply because I don't have a choice. And yes, to reply to your statement on number 1 on the list. It is that hard to do a simple thing as to reach for the toilet paper some days. Many things people take for granted is often a struggle for people with a disability. I usually enjoy your lists but being called lazy and in need of a diaper kinda took the fun outta it.
The automatic scissors are amazing for projects where you need to cut thick fabric. Cutting into dense suede, vinyl, canvas or duck cloth can be hard as heck after a short time cutting manually, even with a heavy duty fabric scissor. My hands aren't particularly strong, and it's difficult to cut through that kind of fabric just as it is.
I have a self scooping litter box because my aunt is pregnant and I'm not always home and the smell bothers her when I'm gone. And this has help the product
The tea pot litter box cleaner and the reading glasses are cool Tea pot: elders love tea andost of them shake so they can't pour anything this would help them! Litter box same as tea pot and also people are allergic to cats so they could have allergy attacks from floating cat hairs My mom has back and neck problems so if that's the cause than the glasses will relax her neck more than holding it up... If your healthy as a horse ad you want some of these go visit the outdoors...
If I may make a quote that I think sums up just about every dumb invention. "You were so preoccupied with whether or not you could, you didn't stop to think if you should."
Spam some more emojis, please. It tends to make us take you more serious. Not joking. I totally take your comment seriously. The emojis x4 at the end make is all worth.
Haha I love you for hating on these products. Also, wouldn't the toilet be considered lazy? we were meant to squat while we poop that way we can effectively release all the waste without any staying stuck, but then we got so out of shape we cant even stand up from that position? toilets could have been made as a hole in the ground
***** But that would require work! But to be fair, there are plenty of stories about camping trips being ruined by storms. It could be a decent emergency device, if nothing.
Boo lo Very true. I think it would actually be quite helpful. I mean, imagine if you needed to warm up your coffee after leaving it in the car for hours in the winter time? It would be very helpful in many scenarios.
Some of these are actually useful. The twirling pasta fork is probably good if you have arthritis, and the portable microwave is good if a hotel room doesn't have one or some situation like that.
Guess the sock buddy is supposed to be used by old people who have problems putting their socks on. I sometimes see devices that help you putting your socks on in health care stores. Also, I think that the portable microwave is meant to be for people who are on the road a lot and don't necessarily have the chance to stop at places where they can have warm meals, so they just bring along some food and that microwave to warm it up.
That mini microwave can be used at a camp site, could be placed in a cubicle next to the mini fridge.
It's a good idea but then people would be all like, " Man, I'm tired." and then just pull out this thing because they just CANT walk a few metres to the goddamn kitchen
you mean rv camping right???
Or if you are a trucker.
+AVAGaming it was meant for the car. The only way to plug it in us through a car outlet
Yes, definitely. It is also worth noting that normally microwaves require 120-240 volts to even operate. It is a amazing achievement to make them run on 12 volts, as the magnetron requires high voltage to work.
Several of these are great for people who have disabilities. Or, like in the case of the self-scooping cat litter box, great for people who happen to work 10 hours a day, etc...
So less lazy more actual serious problems
The reading glasses for laying down is actually a good idea. For people like me who read 800+ page books, it can get very uncomfortable. I would use them.
I agree. I'd probably use them too.
I agree I read all the time and my neck starts to hurt after abiut 300 pages
i thought those were the best invention in this video
ikr. plus, for elderly people, they're even more useful.
Lol, I actually have a pair of those. They're great for watching movies late at night! Plus, when I'm alone I like to pretend I'm a crab when I walk around..
Some of these are actually pretty good for disabled people, but advertisers don't want to market to them and would prefer to market to lazy yet abled people as that's a wider demographic. However, the others are definitely ridiculous, specifically that "ab-hancer" thing which also sounds downright uncomfortable. Why would you wanna squash your gut in a wire frame for the illusion of physical fitness? I think I'd rather just work out! And I'm a notoriously lazy fatty (at least, notoriously lazy before the release of Pokemon Go, thanks Nintendo for giving me an incentive to get out of the house and exercise), so if I say I'd "rather work out" compared to something, that's saying something.
I'm incapable of bending my spine from a spinal infusion surgery. Le scoliosis from growth spurt. Sock Buddy would be kinda nice about now
+MesprittheDigimon I've had. scoliosis. and spinal fusion to and i think it would help me to
true and some of these are fake products.
Lithe Vixen I hope the ab-hancer thing is one of the fakes.
PuppyLuver256 it is...you can tell when it says it was endorsed by "pseudo athletes"
I accidentally pressed a button while watching. "You know when you are taking a leak and your collossal wang- flies off to impale small infants?"
Best I've heard ALL day! 💥👍👑 made my day man!
Happens to me all the time.
Lalalallala! Im just peeing!Wang: WEEEEE
Infant: BRRRAH
BRVRcreepypasta OMFG im dying XD i-i cant i cant ROLF XD XD
BRVRcreepypasta OMG!!! I just laughed so much I'm wheezing like I have my old smoking habit back again. Ta for that.
At least a couple of these can be useful to some people who aren't lazy. Those angled reading glasses can be good for the occasions your neck is sore from something, or if you were in an accident that gave you a neck brace.
I would use 8#. Honestly, I suck at making beds. I hardly ever get it right and don't have time for it.
I agree
+Maty Navarro the bed maker would be great for hospitals and nursing homes
+Marissa Dunaway Ha! xD
+Marissa Dunaway Alright, i read another thing
Some of your finest work Dolan. It made me oink out loud many many times. 'Colossal wang'. Gold!
Callen. I’m telling your mum you wrote “colossal wang” 😂!
The snowball thing is not for lazy people (they would not even go outside anyway). It's for people who want to quickly make a lot of snowballs for a big snowball fight. It's a pretty cool thing, actually.
Some of these things are actually probably intended for disabled people, or the elderly. Like that teapot. My grandmother has problems with her arms, and she can't pour drinks for herself as well as she used to. That would actually be useful. Same with the self cleaning litter boxes. Both my mother and other grandmother have bad backs and can't change cat litter. I can't do it because I have a very weak immune system. The only ones in my house who can are my older brother and grandfather, both of whom work and come home to tired to worry about cat piss. Our cat's litterbox cleaning itself is really helpful.
Yes probably... Though what makes them funny is thinking of the perfectly healthy lazy idiot who would have it... I know a few.
Peyton Schultz You've never heard of anyone getting sick from being around waste?
Dukeofnachos The self cleaning litter box is a great idea for a finnicky cat that uses the bathroom outside the litter box when the box is used. Since you cant guard the litterbox and change it every 1-2 hours the automation of cleaning the litterbox keeps the cat from shitting all over the house essentially.
Dukeofnachos
Oh my god. I think I'm your cat.
Dukeofnachos yeah they are :) the micro is realy good for construction workers truckers....... the tee pot is good for people who has problem whit lifting stedaly (my grandpa has problems to) the at litter box is not lazy its smart its not that easy to find all the shit and pee in there so if it separates the shit and pee you can throw it away.
Actually the red snowball scooper seems like a good idea for a full-scale snowball war, I mean, the worst part is when you have to stop to make more and your fort is getting pelted because you ran out. I mean, come on, you could make like, 2 every second!
I now want one.
Think of how much faster the pre-battle set up would be! Each side could have a hundred ball arsenal made in minutes, oh and it turns out the same company also made molds for igloo bricks. Heavy artillery anyone?
*****
True. But you could build a snow castle and have snowball miniguns around it (the red snowball scooper reloading it) and such. It'd be amazing!
Its true, its not a waste of time its really fun except when you run out and have to make more I have one and I love it
***** Your hand is a tool...
***** But it's still a tool...
I actually see the point of electric scissors, in case you do a lot of fabric cutting or something like that. If you cut fabric more than like 30 minutes, your scissor hand starts to cramp up.
Or if you are cutting up cardboard a lot. It's not all that easy to cut.
That said, unless you work as a tailor, or have hobby of making cardboard figurines, its not worth having.
If you have to cut a lot of fabric or paper in your job u usually use a carpet knife. Lazy Scissors are lazy.
Hell do I know?
Nah I ment to say "if I had..." :>
My grandma has some and she is disabled.
No one who has to cut that much fabric would do so with crappy electric scissors, way too inaccurate. 9 out of 10 times your (very expensive) bolt of fabric is going to end up mangled. They make tools specifically for cutting fabric.
They're eating a burger while exercising. What is the point in that?
hahhahaha xD
lmao
+Lpspawsome Depends on your lifestyle. While a burger holder is indeed a spectacularly stupid idea, an active lifestyle demands calories. I'm on my feet all day at work and then I go home and continue renovating my house for another 6 hours before I crash and go to bed. So I look at food under the lens of a "calories per dollar" ratio.
That is pretty pointless .
Every time I go on a bike ride with my friend he wants to go to Game Stop.
All these items are too OP and need to be nerfed in the next update.
Thats azzy magic right there.
Lmao
wtf is "azzy magic"? lel
Mohammed Tuha Azearoth maybe?
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I actually think the portable microwave would be good for lake camping
yeah!
Or when it's raining and you just NEED something hot...with out a fire.
Or on a road trip or something
pretty unsexy though. can't beat the good old campfire
or for people who work in construction sites like shown in the vid who usually don't get the luxury of a microwave at the building site.
That portable microwave would be great for camping...
Why would you camp with a microwave?
you could bring microwaveable food and cook it :P
theGagarianplanet doesn't that defeat the purpose of camping though? Why would you bring microwaveable food on a trip thats supposed to be a getaway from electronics?
you could do the same just with better food XD
***** I'm thinking of smores and hotdogs over a campfire, not ramen and tv dinners.
It's been 7 years. I laughed my ass off watching this as I did back then.. I miss these videos.
*insert angry lazy american insult here*
Americans are lazy. 'Nuff said
Murican be no freedom just lazeh burger murderers. 'Africanuff said.
Generic random insult
Necromaster2077
Americans are not lazy we exercise a lot....but after exersising we reword our selfs with all you can eat burger and cake sundays ......yum
Oh I thought the NFL wasn't lazy
Automatic scissors that lays flat on the table to cut fabric and patterns is definitely a good idea. I'm a seamstress and my mother is a seamstress, so I know what a good idea they actually are. It has nothing to do with laziness, but has a lot to do with accuracy and saving time. especially when you're cutting curves. Now, just to cut paper or other things these are unnecessary, and actually hindering.
+shas1882 I understand this perfectly as a fellow seamstress. And I approve your reasoning fully because lets face it. Some may be good at sewing but the actual cloth work is not my forte.
I think a lot of these thing can be useful I think he just saying things lazy people will definitely use like the cat little thing pregnant woman can't be around cat poop it can hurt the baby.
+Grace Alexandrea That's not even a little true.
Pregnant women can transmit toxoplasmosis a rare parasitic diseaseto their unborn babies and a toxoplasmosis infection can lead to miscarriage or cause malformed babies since toxoplasmosis can be transmitted via contact with cat feces.
+shas1882 I like to sew but using the scissors with my rheumatic hands is almost impossible. Even people with healthy hands will feel pain after using normal scissors for some time. The electric scissor is on the top of my wish list. It will certainly make cutting both pattern paper and fabric less problematic.
This man has obviously never read a book in bed.
Yeah, you can't just bring a book a few inches closer and just magically see it, you would have to either put a whole bunch of strain on your eyes by attempting to look f
down fad enough or pretty much kill your neck by lifting your head up. Reading a book is the time to be lazy.
Nikki B There was a lot of typos in that, I opologise. I have a hard time with though screens X3
You guys can put another pillow under you?
MrBaris115 I have three pillows that are practically vertical, (well, slightly slanted) and I still find it so hard to read in bed. If I sit upright or something like that I will hurt my neck, and raising my head while laying down does the same thing. Also my arms hurt from holding it up.
***** you can put a bead head?
Some of these are actually good because I have a grandmother who is 95 and these would be pretty good
that sock thing is actually not for lazy people... it's for older people who have a hard time reaching to pull up their socks. My 85 year old grandmother has one, and needs it. She hasn't spent a lazy day in her life.
Yes she has. Every teenager has a lazy moment. (I know I do)
I was referring to the more negatively viewed type of laziness he's trying to convey in this video.
I think the tea pot and scissors also work well for elderly people and those who have trouble with their hands.
she still needs to put a sock on. so on the way back, why not pull it up yourself --- that was the question
Oleg B
On the way back from what? Not sure what you're referring to.
The electric spin the bottle is pretty useful for drunks
DroiteSorel if you are so drunk that you cant even spin a bottle your self, than I guess you are too drunk to play that game in the first place.
DroiteSorel or use it as a fan
MrAnimepredator At that point, you'll be kissing eachother's eyeballs! lol
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DroiteSorel yeah
Hey! The portable microwave is great for college students for when they have to bring lunch on campus!
Ik that's what I though
and for truck drivers
Or I heard they even have on the go bathrooms lmao because over seas on the way to work it can take a couple hours so you would want a microwave too
I would actually buy the snowball maker. Why, you might ask, I suck at making snowballs. :(
ya me too
Puppylizard Gaming Well, that could be a problem since Walmart does'nt even exist in Sweden!
I used to have that problem, I make somewhat spherical balls of misshapen horror now.
.....it's not hard though. I'm a guy from Alabama where it rarely snows and even I can make a decent snowball.
I do too
I Seriously Lost My shit On Urinal Robot, I Almost Choked, And Lost My Drink.
I AM STILL LAUGHING, PLEASE SEND HELP.
PLEASE, G CAN'T SEE WHAT IH TYPOING
Lugmos Hill
I sent rescue whale back 10 hours, may the gods of the internet keep you alive friend.
ShiftyMcGoggles
I intercepted the whales.
MWAHAHAHAHA!
Bliffity good thing I sent a thousand.
ShiftyMcGoggles
Curses!
I've only intercepted 999 whales!
Foiled again!
who else would use the snowball scooper to make a ball then eat it...or use it for ice cream
***** Um anyone knows that.
ICE CREAM!!! YAYYY
Alari1312 ikr
i love your profile picture! Richie is bae
pepe at the disco he fucking IS!!! OMG! BTW I'm making a helium challenge like his later any sings you want to hear me sing or anything to say whilst I'm up on helium?
*Gets the Burger king Burger holder*
*Puts a burger from McDonalds*
breaKING ALL THE RULES
john what are you doing here!
I remember watching this when I was 13, being so dumb and didn’t understand sarcasm and actually thinking I could get swine flu and elephantiasis from lifting a book in my hands😑🤦🏾♀️ smh
Love how annoyed he his with each invention in this video... Its great.
But your name sucks.
Pluto is that you ?
I Don't Know What You're Talking About I Don't Know What You're Talking About
dietz7777 I see what you did there.
I Don't Know What You're Talking About NO.
08:13 lol the way he says I much prefer the new one, it's very calming "
I know I laughed out loud!
I lost it at that part 😂😂😂😂
you mean lol
the self scooping litter box helps to prevent inhalation of the dust that results in sifting through the litter. Which is dangerous for pregnant women and people with breathing problems.
The automatic scissors are marketed towards people who have arthritis. Especially quilters and seamstresses.
Some of these are funny and while I do enjoy your anecdotes, some of these products you're reaching a bit or completely missing the point.
KalassinDracon Most of these are for disabled or pregnant people. I don't think he got that. I have the litter box. It's awesome because I am out of the house for 11 hours a day and it allows my kitties to have a nice fresh box
2:19 "If you don't have arms, how did you even get your pants down." LMAO
Ok, Dolan I love your videos, but the snowball scooper is the best thing since sliced bread. Especially if the enemy has never heard of one. It was my secret weapon in the snowball wars of '09. And if the snow is in the proper consistency you can churn out snow balls at 4x the rate a unaugmented human hand can. This product is not about effort, Its truly about efficiency.
Ahhh, yes. The Great Snow Battle of '09. Many gloves were lost that year. There were many poor souls who were hit with the toxic yellow snow. R.I.P.
AtomicP34nUtz Yes, back then before use of yellow snow was considered a crime against nature. Those were dark days
I lost some of my best friends in those days. They were dark times indeed. I am haunted every night by the image of my friends getting hit in the face with snow.
i've only touched snow 2 times... 3 if you count fake snow... ive seen snow 50 times... on tv...
Tac Nayn
Clearly, you live in California.
I love how on the spin the bottle package, it says kissing and dares and what not, but yet the age is from 9 to 99. I highly doubt their going to be using that..
you'd be suprised ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Man NSA be strict a hell.
Hey, if y'all want to be kissing some grandmas like that, be my guest. Lmao
And what about the 100-year-olds who want to play spin the bottle?
That sucks for them! The package SPECIFFICALLY says ages 9 to 99. If you don't obey, then the NSA will have you on their watch list forever! So as soon as you accidentally trip they'll come and arrest you for tripping, if they haven't already arrested you for playing an age 9 to 99 game first!
The snowball scooper is useful if you don't have gloves and/or are building something which requires super perfect snowballs.
***** Are you saying *lazy* to everything/everyone?
***** Funny because I have seen you on lots of people's comments saying 'lazy'.
***** I was exaggerating a bit don't you think? And every comment I see you reply to is of you saying something is lazy.
*****
welcome to the 21st century
***** Correct some are lazy but some are useful. And you clearly seem to be lazy as you didn't capitalise the first letter of your sentence.
2:38 I could actually use that, I'm incapable of bending my spine. No joke.
Portable microwave sounds awesome!
The self making bed sounds quite cool
if you want to die
Wesley Yip XD
Über eXe Thats dark man
The portable microwave can have a use. U can uses it for camping if u think of it.
*****
your right about camp fire and you know lazy people with their inventions now adays useing lighters and cars and gas to light up them campfires.... scrubs too lazy to rub sticks and stones together....
Also truckers use them.
U can put the portable microwave in your bedroom so u can make hot pockets at 2am without the harsh beeping sounds of the kitchen microwave.
When on a road trip or something you can bring like a cooler with mini pizzas and a portable microwave
***** be careful with that edge!
Hi actually the sock buddy servers a purpose. it not for regular socks. it's for compression socks for people with bad circulation. They are almost impossible to put on? especially if you old or if your over weight. So this one does serve a major purpose. but all the rest are pretty much for lazy people. Take care. Hawk out!!
Oh man! I lost it at the PooTrap hahaha!!!
AJ H. The PooTrap: an ingenius contraption guaranteed to make you the weirdest/laziest person in your neighborhood.
I was so curious about it I looked at their site.
I saw a FAQ about it with 13 questions, and not ONE was asking anything related to "What if my dog sits down?"
Gawwddd...
😂😂😂
AJ H. SAME
1:00 The portable microwave sounds like a very good idea!! Tell me, is it battery powered or does it need some plug in??
ike
My thoughts:
Urinal Robot looks fake and it's a bit hard to believe.
ABhancer is meant to be a joke. Everyone knows it just leaves an impression on your skin. They sell them at gag stores.
The Automatic Teapot is useful for people with tremors, muscle loss, Arthritis, etc. It keeps them from the possibility of dropping it or spilling it on themselves.
Cordless Scissors are useful for people with Arthritis or Carpal Tunnel.
Otherwise, I completely agree! Just a suggestion, could you link each subject in the list so we can see where you got some of your information? Please, don't get me wrong. I love your videos and I'm a longtime fan!
Dolan, usually I love your videos. Agreed, some of the things on the list were plain stupid and shouldn't exist. However, it is offensive you included items on the list designed for the sick/elderly/disabled. I really hope you aren't calling *them* lazy or I'm done with you.
Chill out, he's not. He just made a funny video.
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sorry. i like your comment
Lord Krishna Stole My Heart I really hope you're not saying that to him, or I'm reporting, IT'S AN OPINION!!!!!
*u sound like my dad*
Lord Krishna Stole My Heart you know that some fully able people would use these just because they're lazy
All of these are stupid EXCEPT for the portable microwave...
It's meant to bring on camping trips or something where you want a small microwave...
Yeah for travel and truckers who needs to cook up some frozen mini pizza in the mini fridge
Watching on his mini portable tv and skyping on his or her mini iPad.
I thought that people went on camping trips to, you know, get away from normal life and technology?! I hear that people bring tablets, portable TVs, and other electronics. What's the point? You might as well just go into your garden and port everything out there instead!
Whoa bro chill I was talking about people on the road who have to deliver something very far away like from L.A. to New York city. I take fishing poles tents and some food when I camp and a fire starter kit.
Aistin Manley Then make a sandwich.
I wouldnt call a snowball maker lazy, but i cant make a snowball so cant others, its also very fast, so its more of a weapon of a snowball fight
Totally agreed
Practical or not, it's still lazy because it's taking work out of the process.
+gurvmlk I agree with that
Also, if you ask me, part of the fun of a snowball fight is scrambling to make more ammunition while others are chasing after you with theirs. That though is more a matter of opinion.
You could just do what I do. Give up on snow balls and go with snow chunks!
I actually thought the snowball maker was a good idea
Spencer Knott Maybe that blue one for throwing the snowball further.
Spencer Knottthey work pretty good. I got two for my kids.
My sister had one. But I didn't know what it was until now
Spencer Knott I agree in winter me and my friends have 5v5 snowball fights and we have 2 for each team lol
I had one and it doesn't actually work
I was wearing those glasses!
And yes, it was a joke gift.
And yes, I like them.
Icebergs can't cut steel hulls o hai. I like your serene profile pic
Icebergs can't cut steel hulls I got a snow scooper/ snowballer just for that time when my friend dared me to make the most perfect Curtis ever
One of the funniest eps so far. Has anyone here bought these products?
The electric scissors that are really handy
Bad pun^
i think we might have a electric litter box at my house (witch in my opinion isn't that bad) but our cat prefers to shit on the floor anyway so i doesn't matter.
I actually plan on selling those prism glasses.
I don't but i have a shopping list of about 10 things that i need to take care of.....
Thank god! I'll be able to sleep soundly tonight knowing I have an effective way of pulling up my socks without breaking my back in the process
Lmao
some of these are for disabled people...
Maybe, but we ALL know that fully able people used these because they're just lazy.
The sock on was for the disabled, but you know someone just did not want to put in the effort.
theLazy Panda theyre still retarded
i agree cause my aunt cant bend forward so i got her the sock asistant thing
@The God Emperor Himself how the hell is someone without legs gonna walk?
the microwave isn't lazy, it's useful on picnics.
I thought of an idea! It allows you to do physical activities without the need for any of these things! It's called muscles! Want one, or many? No problem you already have them just use them before they wilt!
Muscles are too much work...
That's why i got mine surgically removed and replaced with sentient Twinkies.
Now I can pick up filled school busses
Xaaaach I got mine filled with m&ms....
420DankSmokin That was my 1st choice, but i did a bit of research and i liked the Twinkies better.
And you can make them bigger and chicks would totes dig you! ^_^
Hugh Jass Exactly man...
I get all the ladies with my Twinkies...
Abhancer is clearly a joke gift or something,
XD
I bet it's not designed to be that though, which is sad.
7101998GreenDay It has to be (especially since it was "recommended by pseudo athletes"), there can't be any rational way that someone actually thinks they can get a toned core just from pressing what looks like a long grate to their gut.
I mean, what about idiots?
It's america. There are quite a few stupid people here.
Soggy Samosa i second this. Im one of many stupid people.
Gotta say, I'd buy the snowball scooper... If I didn't live in god damn Texas! Dammit Big T, can't we have another white christmas? Please?
I live in Maryland. :^)
Lord Spoice Oh sure, rub it in. I don't even care.... how is Maryland?
zack black Mild, and wet.
Lord Spoice Sounds sexy, to be honest.
zack black It also gets really cold. :l
Sometimes...
i can see the tea pot one due to my nana and a freinds who has ms and arthrist
"You know when you're taking a leak and your colossal wang is weighing down your arms so much that you need a robots Herculean strength to share the burden?"
-Danger Dolan 2014
I dunno, I'd use the portable microwave.
Me to, fresh pizza on the run.
***** Oh yeah, I'm not American, I'm Irish! I should be getting the portable beer flask, silly me!
***** The microwave was meant for people who work all day and don't have time to go home just to cook food... but I guess for people like you yeah its lazy because all you do is play minecraft all day =/
Seems useful for travel to me
Agreed with Oswald. The portable microwave seems like a great idea for travel, or if you take food to your work and your workplace is to cheap to at least offer its employees a microwave.
I love the excessive sarcasm in these....
The sock buddy would have been perfect for me when I was pregnant lol
Disturbed Individual
Same, but without the pregnant part... my gf complained about getting winded while she put on socks whilst pregnant, same thing happens to me but it’s just because im fat😂😂
I dont know about you, but that snowball scooper seems pretty handy to me as i have big and clumsy hands.
Big hands make big snowballs.
You know what they say about men with big hands...
they wear large gloves.
That, or like in my case, I have Raynaud's Syndrome, so forming it by hand is out of the question, and with gloves all I manage is some munchy, disque-shaped monstrosities.
Yeah, the snowball scooper shouldn't really be on this list. It allows you to make actual aerodynamic snowballs quickly, and unless you have perfected the technique of making perfectly round snowballs, it's quite useful.
icecoldbite I agree, when he said an automatic snowball maker I was actually quite interested. My hands can never make good snowball and they almost always fall apart mid-flight. It seems perfect
0:09 What are thooooooooooooooooose?
shyt bag for dogs, gunna buy 2. one for the dog, 1 for myself
lol
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha 😂😂😂
It's a gamer's dream. Now the only thing missing is a piss hose and a piss canister.
some of these are actually pretty useful.
reading in bed hurts your neck after awhile, so those glasses are pretty damn useful.
the portable microwave can be used for camping or picnics.
that self making bed seems like it'd be AWESOME to have for people who have school at 9:55 in the morning, and it would be helpful to people in wheelchairs aswell!
ok it might be lazy but a self making bed sounds badass
Yeah especially if you overslept or something.
***** Technology is turning against us! We must get our wife's and children to a technology free place. We, the two of us will slaughter all technological advanced things! They can take our life's, BUT NOT OUR FREEDOM!!!!!! ARE YOU WITH ME?
not saying that one but the idea of a self making bed
Especially if our physically disabled and have zero energy
IKR! :D
Many of these would actually be very useful, and are likely aimed at the older demographic that are getting along in age and performing tasks is harder. The one for not having to walk, the sock one. The electronic fork would be used for kids who've not quite grasped the coordination for twirling a regular fork yet. the teapot would keep messes from happening for many who want tea but can't quite grasp and hold the teapot any more. The self cleaning litterbox would be good for families expecting a child, as pregnant woman are not allowed near one because of a pathogen that causes illnesses from it. Yes several of these are SHIT and lazy, but a lot of inventions are made out of the need to fix a problem you or someone else has.
Number 12 is the most useful of them all
I totally agree with you. With modern medicine extending people's lifespans, there's a growing market for such devices for the aged. There's dignity in being able to look after yourself after your body has broken down and that is what is being sold here.
phil30k Exactly. I mean by his definition, those seat lifts that go up stairs would be considered lazy. Or the medical seat for bathtubs are lazy. Washing machines are lazy! Because god forbid we actually wash our clothes by any other way but by hand!
Chelsea Good kinda taking it to far miss, all of those ARE needed in the modern world, im sure he sees that.
Technology is making mankind lazier and unable do things
Can I use the Snowball Scooper to make Perfect icecream cones? O:
o my god thats genius
I would love to do that
Unless you buy an ice cream scooper...
Ryan Coulbeck but they always mess up the ice cream falls apart
Gus Alma
Then learn to use it...
The Sarcasm in this is AWSOME, Dolan I love your sarcasm.
You forgot the soap dispenser. :D
The soap dispenser has used because there is a bunch of bacteria on the dispenser so, Idk what you are thinking.
Randoms United yes but your gonna wash your hands with it so..... i dont see your point
Chris Stead good point
I know but everywhere you touch there is bacteria like, if you go into a public restroom you don't know where people's hands have been, and they could be sick and etc, so they are useful but if you are in your house than I guess it's fine :3
Randoms United how does that deal with the soap dispenser though
Woah woah woah wait a minute, wait a minute, HEY wait a minute!
I have a snowball scooper and those things are awesome! Instead of having a misshapen pear snowball that falls apart in your hands you get a nice round and compressed snow ball :D
Like if you agree snowball scooper are awesome!
Don't hate, Appreciate!
it is soo easy to make a snowball, it'll only be good if you need them quickly
It's definitely good when it comes to time. I had one when I was a kid and whenever me and friends ran behind our forts and starting making snowballs, I had an arsenal of snowballs WAY ahead of all my friends.
You don't need it at all, but it gives you a head start in snowball fights.
I know what your saying, i CANT make a good snowball, it always just falls apart well it does depend on what the snow is like to (ps love dat slender markipler candy cane refrance X3)
hughstout
i didn't think anyone would get that reference :D you sir deserve a cookie!
3:42 His "abs" aren't even aligned with his bellybutton, LMAO.
The only one I'd think about getting is the self making bed for when I'm at school, I cam just come home and sleep.
Did you hear what he said it could choke you to death while you sleep
Dinoes Partie Maybe there's a timer for when you set it?
***** You don't even know how to make your bed!
***** You don't even know how to make your bed!
I don't know man, that wang holding urinal sounds pretty great!
I could actually see those special angle reading glasses being useful.. sure, lifting your neck two inches is not a big deal but holding it in that position for hours at a time could actually lead to neck strain.. and holding the book up for two hours implies holding your hands up for two hours.. which is less than confortable to say the least..
Yeah, reading can actually be a very uncomfortable experience... I could have used those glasses back when I read books. Not because I'm lazy, but because I don't really want to be in pain.
I hate hafting to take breaks while reading from neck pain!
Or put a pillow under your head
#4 isn't that bad. You'll get perfect snowballs
I know right it's like you can make 5 perfect snowballs in the same time your friend make 1
***** could you stop going to everyone's comments to just reply "Lazy"? Is it making your life better? Are you accomplishing anything by doing so?
I know right!! I have two of the red one he showed and I really like them!
It's not about laziness, it's about efficiency and quality of the snowball.
Ultimately though, it's just pointless since you chuck it into your little sister's face a few seconds later anyway.
Sarah Morgan He's too lazy to type.
QUICK! SOMEONE MAKE THE AUTOMATIC TYPING MACHINE!
the sock buddy is a tool that is used in therapy settings for patients who have had hip replacements. while the muscles severed to remove the old hip and attach the new hip heal, patients cannot bend over 90 degrees at the hip or else their new hip will pop out of joint. in case you don't know, putting on socks requires a person to bend well over 90 degrees at the hip, so, for patients that have gotten a hip replacement, they have a choice of either using something like a sock buddy or not wearing socks.
I have arthritis and must use several of these, or similar, items daily simply because I don't have a choice. And yes, to reply to your statement on number 1 on the list. It is that hard to do a simple thing as to reach for the toilet paper some days. Many things people take for granted is often a struggle for people with a disability. I usually enjoy your lists but being called lazy and in need of a diaper kinda took the fun outta it.
I could not stop laughing at the part about the dog and the abhancer xD
Im Lazy and i find this offensive
i can sense ok ok vs people commenting to you
PJ Martin like!
well im offensive and i find this lazy
Peyton Lemons wait what
why are people just liking my first comment
The automatic scissors are amazing for projects where you need to cut thick fabric. Cutting into dense suede, vinyl, canvas or duck cloth can be hard as heck after a short time cutting manually, even with a heavy duty fabric scissor. My hands aren't particularly strong, and it's difficult to cut through that kind of fabric just as it is.
I love the way he make fun of stupid things. XD
Thats why evrey girl is having like the worlds biggest crush on him
Yeah, gotta love that guys sarcasm.
Anime Lev...or you....and others...but mostly you...
Am I the only one here who would actually buy all these products?! (Apart from the Pootrap and the 6 pack abs maker)
I mean, really, I would.
Especially the snow scooper. Like every 2 seconds a perfect round snowball
*****
Yeah.
I have the snowball maker thing
Aside the electronic spin the bottle and the 6 pack abs maker.
you guys want a urinal robot? are you serous? LMFAO
OH NO! THE SPAGHETTI TWIRLER FORK IS MEETING ALL MY STANDARDS!
I needed a good laugh, thank you! The commentary was hilarious, great job. P.S. I'm proud to announce that I don't own any of these.
I laughed my ass off in this video thanks Danger Dolan!!!
His sarcasm is the best kind of sarcasm.
I have a self scooping litter box because my aunt is pregnant and I'm not always home and the smell bothers her when I'm gone. And this has help the product
The tea pot litter box cleaner and the reading glasses are cool
Tea pot: elders love tea andost of them shake so they can't pour anything this would help them!
Litter box same as tea pot and also people are allergic to cats so they could have allergy attacks from floating cat hairs
My mom has back and neck problems so if that's the cause than the glasses will relax her neck more than holding it up...
If your healthy as a horse ad you want some of these go visit the outdoors...
If they are allergic to cat hair they shouldn't have gotten a cat...
Matthew Roth She could rest her head on a pillow to look at a book... That's what I do.
Gamer Geneal their are non-molting breeds
Matthew Roth that sock helper was useful when i had my toes bandaged up
Does anyone else sleep with 3 pillows? Or is it just me
If I may make a quote that I think sums up just about every dumb invention.
"You were so preoccupied with whether or not you could, you didn't stop to think if you should."
Aaaand I just scrolled the comments, I'm an American going to school with a full Time job, I own my own place and I am proud of it. ^.^ 😝😝😝
You OWN your own place...? That's pretty impressive unless of course you mean renting :P
Spam some more emojis, please. It tends to make us take you more serious. Not joking. I totally take your comment seriously. The emojis x4 at the end make is all worth.
Good for you, what's it like being able to show some leg and get hired?
I like the emoticons at the end of your comment.
Haha I love you for hating on these products. Also, wouldn't the toilet be considered lazy? we were meant to squat while we poop that way we can effectively release all the waste without any staying stuck, but then we got so out of shape we cant even stand up from that position? toilets could have been made as a hole in the ground
You have inspired me sir, now I am going to squat while pooping on my kitchen counter.
They could have, but then how would drunk people poop?
And what about pregnant women in their final trimester? Try balancing with that on board!
I think number 14 is understandable because you would probably take it camping or something like that. Not just use it to sit on your couch.
***** But that would require work!
But to be fair, there are plenty of stories about camping trips being ruined by storms.
It could be a decent emergency device, if nothing.
***** BUT THEN YOU COULD BURN YOUR HAND OFF
Loe is always commenting "lazy"
***** So taking something to a camp is lazy? K DEN
***** Say there was a horrible storm and you were hungry, portable microwave to the rescue :P
The dog poop one...MAN ! Can't stop laughing ! :)))))
I actually liked the microwave for some reason. xD
Boo lo Very true. I think it would actually be quite helpful. I mean, imagine if you needed to warm up your coffee after leaving it in the car for hours in the winter time? It would be very helpful in many scenarios.
Boo lo I wonder if it's still sold? I bet my older brother would like one for college.
+Kadie same here
Liz Lemon would be proud.
(L0L the bitenuker)
Me to
I died when he said " if u cannot hold your colossal wang"
Some of these are actually useful. The twirling pasta fork is probably good if you have arthritis, and the portable microwave is good if a hotel room doesn't have one or some situation like that.
I couldn't stop laughing at the poop trapper 😂
Why is the portable micro wave on the list? It seems fine.
True. Like what a happens if you are on the road.
Agreed
That potable microwave is not bad when your on a vacation...
***** lol 🐱
I misread aswell xD
A POTATO FLEW AROUND MY ROOM!!!!!!
Hm? Somone called?...
Guess the sock buddy is supposed to be used by old people who have problems putting their socks on. I sometimes see devices that help you putting your socks on in health care stores.
Also, I think that the portable microwave is meant to be for people who are on the road a lot and don't necessarily have the chance to stop at places where they can have warm meals, so they just bring along some food and that microwave to warm it up.
I'm jealous of Dolan's sarcasm
How is a portable microwave not a good thing: hot meals while working in the field, on a construction site, in an area without a food outlet in site?
I kind of was thinking of getting my Dad one for when he goes hunting.