Hellbent is starting to put a lot of emotions into the videos. It shows how much he really cares about the channel. I know you probably won't see thisHellbent, but thank you for being on this channel. It means a lot to me and many other people.
***** like a gag gift kind of thing eh? Figures. That seems a bit more sensible lol. I would be horrified if someone would shove that in their child's ass.
I think the Hitler doll is supposed to be a collector's item for adults. That's the only logical explanation I can think of for why anyone would make such a thing to begin with.
Imagine plunging a bratwurst into his bagel and out comes “Nein!” every time it goes in, now imagine that rapidly happening to give him the ultimate figurative middle finger while using your literal middle finger.
Funny you should say that because I did see one on sale at a memorbilla convention, my mother and I were surprised and even the man selling it was surprised but he did say "if you want your Action man or Gi-Joe to smash his face in or run him over with the tank then I guess that is permissible.
People go on about Hitler being a mass murderer and forget that Stalin's kill streak was four times as large. And he did that by basically causing his entire country to lose it's shit through starvation.
Okay, I dont really get DD's community, Hellbent is NOT taking over the channel, hes covering in for Dolan since Dolan is busy, we get that you prefer Dolan, most of us do, but Hellbent is doing a GOOD JOB. Would you rather have 0 videos?
HitK3y Zap Personally, I like HB's voice more, but... it might be a placebo effect, but it seems like HB talks way more than Dolan who just rapid-fires through lists with little tacked on.
+Sniperwolf19 Wolf He's a great reader but we all miss Dolan, nothing can be worse than Shima's voice, she's probably an alright person but her voice is in the creepy valley for some reason for me. Maybe because she speaks in the same way as trainstation announcers and everytime I hear her voice I expect her to say "Train to bumblefuck nowhere arriving in 3 minutes on track 6" instead of "This animal here is a cute animal etc. etc."
Chris Johnson I don't blame you Most of these toys have been included in countless "BAD TOYS" lists I guess if the money is good, you don't care about creativity which I guess is why list videos are very popular on RUclips.
The thing with all of these products is that someone was sitting a a table with several other designers, and then suggested these products. And everyone else, said "Yes."
JUST as I clicked the video I noticed the red 'HB' on the thumbnail My phone is now tainted with Hellbent, I must cleanse it with Classic Dolan videos!
I have some info on the "pretty noose" toy. I speak Korean and on the upper right hand corner it reads "예쁘게 죽어요" meaning "die prettily (in a pretty manner). This one has been a head scratcher for a long time for me and many others.
+Kit Willis I was about to comment on that too, there's another quote in the upper-left corner, "마지막 순간까지 예쁘게~! 자신있게~ !" in pretty pink letters. It's translated to "pretty and confident 'til the end!" The same context to pretty, as in a pretty manner.
the hitler doll really isnt that bad if it was a boys toy. i remember playing army with GI Joes, and using random dolls as the enemy. that hitler doll would have made a great enemy to my GI Joe battles back when i was a kid.
They made a toy that you shove up a child's arsehole so they can shit out shapes. They also made a toy that teaches children to be strippers, with an educational video. Case closed.
Ik Hilter Killed alot but he disliked the smell of cigarettes and then he did research and blah blah he saved people from buying cigarettes so yeah hes half an monster '-'
Hellbent is starting to put a lot of emotions into the videos. It shows how much he really cares about the channel. I know you probably won't see thisHellbent, but thank you for being on this channel. It means a lot to me and many other people.
+Pegasister1070 it's not fake .--. It's Pretty good channel ^__^
***** he's not fake :]
That comment makes me happy :')
lool
:)
Everyone is so distracted by Hellbent, instead of how unbelievably fucked up "poopy time" was...
john papple its fake
***** like a gag gift kind of thing eh? Figures. That seems a bit more sensible lol. I would be horrified if someone would shove that in their child's ass.
john papple no it was a photoshop you can't actually buy it
***** oh. shame.
So disturbing, how could anyone think that toy was a good idea?
Danger Dolan
From The amazing Danger Dolan to this annoying guy now in every video we count 15 reasons why we miss Danger Dolan
Kevin Perez Haha, you should make a video about it... ;)
Yeah, what happened to him?
Ivan B has like 4 channels - on one of those
Kevin Perez i like hellbent to be honest, his voice can be fitting but at other times not so much. but i still like him
Sharkcaster wood yeah he's great
I think the Hitler doll is supposed to be a collector's item for adults. That's the only logical explanation I can think of for why anyone would make such a thing to begin with.
Imagine plunging a bratwurst into his bagel and out comes “Nein!” every time it goes in, now imagine that rapidly happening to give him the ultimate figurative middle finger while using your literal middle finger.
On, and holocaust justice and all that.
I would actually buy the hitler doll lmfaoo
Funny you should say that because I did see one on sale at a memorbilla convention, my mother and I were surprised and even the man selling it was surprised but he did say "if you want your Action man or Gi-Joe to smash his face in or run him over with the tank then I guess that is permissible.
.....Hellbents *SINGS?!* I though i would never live to see this day.
CharcoalStars He sings. Surprisingly well.
CharcoalStars I thought it would sound like chicken scratch?
Avengin' Narwhal Playset! We're gonna teach you about the food chain!
Caaaaan you feeeel the love tonight?
CharcoalStars and it actually sounded good
He sings very well
I approve of Hellbent, you're doing a good job, man.
Sarcasm?
His voice makes me disgusted
Bad Reference Man No sarcasm, he's ok.
bring on the hate
I'm with you I like hell bent :) it mixes things up a bit
So... Anyone know where I can buy that broomstick?
Deez nuts!
Mackan90096 Probably Craigslist
You might not want one, many haven't been washed
Mackan90096 Off a UTTP member.
Mackan90096 I should have bought one when they came out.
"Impaling Simba like a Narwhal " LMFAO!!! I'm laugh crying and can't stop haahaa!!!
The narwhal toy is not made for kids. It's an adult joke toy. I got one of those at a shop in Chicago awhile back
O v e r T i m e Can you buy another and send it to me they are sold out on amazon
Am I the only one who is ok with hellbent?
You are not my friend you are my brother my friend. ~ PashaBiceps
Love hellbent brothers
You are not alone
I am to, tbh, I can actually understand hellbent's accent better than Danger Dolan's!
LD Marshmallow nope. i like him
People go on about Hitler being a mass murderer and forget that Stalin's kill streak was four times as large.
And he did that by basically causing his entire country to lose it's shit through starvation.
6:35 Snowfur: The Toy
ShadeOf Pinks welp
The Mettaton Show! (Seinfeld theme rolls in)
ShadeOf Pinks yeh
Is snowfur one of the warriors who was hit by a ''monster"
ShadeOf Pinks ikr
am I the only one who thinks hell bent is pretty cool ?
No, I don't see what the problem is,
U ain't alone buddy
ben williams I wish people would at least ignore the voice and just focus on the fact that he's actually pretty funny.
Nope I really like HellBent
ben williams I actually like this guy. Has quite abit of enthusiasm and the stuff he talks is pretty interesting (and disturbing at the same! >.
I love how commenters are _hellbent_ on getting rid of hellbent!
XD
No?
No.
That was really good actually
wildsonny1 *All the nopes.*
wildsonny1 No.
wildsonny1
They're stupid
WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH THESE COMPANIES!!?!?
they remind me of rule 34
XD
Josh Keul heres rule 66 never go on that road besides some mwxican wants you to buy tacos
darko mihokovic He said rule 34?
Aandygoesrawr! i think he's trying to say 66 which is unrelatable ._.
me:CMON, WHERES THE DARKNESS,HELLBENT hellbent: theres cutsiewootsie animals to IMPALE me: theres my hellbent
"WELCOME TO MY WORLD BITCH"-Hellbent 2016 (number 13)
Gloria OConnor that was the funniest thing in the episode
Lost it at "gigglestick 2000"
good thing I wasn't drinking milk.
"Maybe hanging out with that cowboy friend of his gave him a permanent Woody."
...I'm done. LOL
That rope thing said "Pretty death" on the box though.
I would definitely like this- but I don't want to spoil the fact it's a perfect 30 likes-
AHHHH, HELLBENT, ITS THE END OF THE WORLD!!!!!!
Get over yourselves...
People just don't like him. Jeez.
Crazy3ala VA I like HellBent, he's definetly OK in my opinion.
Declan Stowers Its because he's not doland so his fans are having a shit fit, the yogs cast has the same issue with new employees like kim and such.
Declan Stowers It's like when Jon left. Except DD didn't leave.
Declan Stowers Hellbent is awesome.
I love how you put together this great list of toys I can get my kids for Christmas.
Omg I love your channel! 😊
I prefer Dolan instead of Hellbent.
Same
Same
Same
Same
Shut up.
There's GOT to be a stronger word than "inappropriate" for some of these.... "WTactualF comes to mind. O.o
Even though I miss Dolan's calm voice,I am starting to love Hellbrent's voice and scripts.
#9 toy it says on the box ”pretty death” o.o
oh it does 0.0
scizodd Lmao
Why would this toy ever be invented
because we live in a sad planet, saddest planet ever m8
scizodd Why does it say "Pretty Death"
Everybody complaining about Hellbent, but thanks for the extra views anyway.
Hellbent fucking sucks
Im a bee So hellbent sucks just because he has a different voice? *sigh*
Im a bee
Come on
He's not that bad
Z!NDa #scurrr Totally agree, I don't find anything wrong with him.
People just love DD's foreign accent.
7:07 :O did buzz lightyear actually stick the middle finger up!?!?
+Seon King There was another that you could move each finger...
+Seon King yep...
Oh snap!!
WOW the standards are set so low you could step over them
YUP XD
Replying to your own comment I see?
Another awesome and freaking hilarious upload. Cheers DD/Hellbent.
POOPY TIME FUN SHAPES?
who in the right mind would buy that!?
+joshua smith I
+joshua smith Yeaaah my poop is formed like a star
Oliver wood, Viktor Krum, Fred and George Weasly, to name a few.
The fact that you made a homestuck reference with another reference amazes me
Okay, I dont really get DD's community, Hellbent is NOT taking over the channel, hes covering in for Dolan since Dolan is busy, we get that you prefer Dolan, most of us do, but Hellbent is doing a GOOD JOB. Would you rather have 0 videos?
Agreed. He's doing Dolan a huge favor and he's doing wonderfully.
Anna C They're just scared of his voice.
And things changing.
HitK3y Zap Personally, I like HB's voice more, but... it might be a placebo effect, but it seems like HB talks way more than Dolan who just rapid-fires through lists with little tacked on.
+movieman4 that's exactly what I was thinking
Am I the only one who likes hellbent?
I like him too :)
metoo
+Sniperwolf19 Wolf I like him just fine. Like him a lot better than the woman doing videos now.
i do 2
+Sniperwolf19 Wolf He's a great reader but we all miss Dolan, nothing can be worse than Shima's voice, she's probably an alright person but her voice is in the creepy valley for some reason for me. Maybe because she speaks in the same way as trainstation announcers and everytime I hear her voice I expect her to say "Train to bumblefuck nowhere arriving in 3 minutes on track 6" instead of "This animal here is a cute animal etc. etc."
this actually reminds me of that guy who used to review "weird" toys. wasn't he called Mike? forgot his channel and haven't seen any videos anymore...
SpyxedDemon Maybe the guy shown at number 2?Mike Mozart?
SpyxedDemon Do you mean Matthew Santoro?
Yeah, Jeepersmedia. now I remember! Too bad, I actually liked the videos. Any idea why he stopped though?
Mike stopped because he was getting death threats and hate comments
...Are you serious? Why though, because of the toys? If so, I personally don't understand why...
The avenging narwhal is great, for older children
i actually really like hellbent
...bent!
Lifu CS yea, im feeling the hellbent love
Explain to me why you like him
why exactly should we have to?
Tbh I'm getting sick of this Kids Toys videos
I know u Chris...im watching you....u know who this is...
that's really weird, joanne
Chris Johnson I don't blame you
Most of these toys have been included in countless "BAD TOYS" lists
I guess if the money is good, you don't care about creativity which I guess is why list videos are very popular on RUclips.
I didn't watch the video, but I just felt I wanted to share my opinion. To anyone who agreed
***** what a fucking great idea. I am sure nobody ever came up with that idea! Who even tells he finished or watched the video lol
9:10 wow Mike Mozart he hasn't been on the internet for like 5 years
Bush did 9/10
A-ZProductions102 ikkrr
This guy is hell bent on destroying this channel ;)
Like right
Jacob Padgett agree i just can't watch if dolan is not narrator
Hellbent is actually Dolan's brother. Give him a chance.
I like hellbent, he's a good narrator
*****
yep hellbent isn't his brother, the other guy with similar voice is
OH MY GOD THAT CAT it's making me cry I have a cat what we don't no how it got kkkkilled😭😭😭😭
I completely agree with you. that was just plain horrible
Fluttershy gaming love. me too
OK I'm gust annoyed that I got scared of. Boxers and my black CAT
Mmmmm
Fluttershy gaming love i love cats to
The thing with all of these products is that someone was sitting a a table with several other designers, and then suggested these products. And everyone else, said "Yes."
Dude you have the funniest fucking jokes😂 "From hanging out with his cowboy friend he got a permanent woody" Omg I love you Planet Dolan
I love how no one is talking about the toy noose
***** i was just saying everyone is talking about those poop molds despite the fact that there is a toy noose sold to children for profit
Watched this when I was 10. 4 years later, now I understand everything
It's fucking hilarious how blatant Hellbent is with his jokes/facts.
Hey don't make fun of Broomstick Jackson. He's my favorite character.
Andrew Church lol
NARWHALS, NARWHALS,
SWIMMING IM THE OCEAN
+Nitro Noakes CAUSEIN A COMMOTION
+Eliza Reynolds Cause they are so awesome!
Swimming in the ocean, makin a commotion LOL
+Eliza Reynolds CUZ THEY HAVE NO Emotion
1:00 'ive never seen Harry Potter'. I'm sorry, I cannot continue to watch this video. Goodbye.
Ikr
but the vibrator toy to it was ok, sounds legit
Exactly how I felt...😟
is danger dolan too busy to run his own channel?
Hes producing a movie
Dat Banana Doe *begins rapidly throwing money at the screen, dolan sempaii and a movie?*
pnsbn well he has 3 for which he has to do research for all, a lil help is nice.
In fact, dolan IS too busy to run his channel
***** isn't it weird how your brain doesn't recognize the word the twice
at first I was like "It's just a lasso, what's wrong with it?" but then i was like "Wait, that's not a lasso...THAT'S NOT A LASSO"
I remember reading about the broomstick on TV Tropes; I was crying with laughter!
I need the avenging narwhal play set 😂
JUST as I clicked the video I noticed the red 'HB' on the thumbnail
My phone is now tainted with Hellbent, I must cleanse it with Classic Dolan videos!
Stop it please
jonn smith I love this comment, though people should get over the fact that Dolan can't narrate all his videos now.
What a amazing video. Thanks for the work you put into it! Keep it up :D
I have some info on the "pretty noose" toy. I speak Korean and on the upper right hand corner it reads "예쁘게 죽어요" meaning "die prettily (in a pretty manner). This one has been a head scratcher for a long time for me and many others.
o-o what the fuck?
+Kit Willis I was about to comment on that too, there's another quote in the upper-left corner, "마지막 순간까지 예쁘게~! 자신있게~ !" in pretty pink letters. It's translated to "pretty and confident 'til the end!"
The same context to pretty, as in a pretty manner.
please no more dead cat toy please I love cats😢😢😢
😢 rip
Con Tran I OWN TWO CATS I love them so much I just hope my outdoor cat doesn't get run over
I may not own a cat I have a dog but I'm great with animals I know how to handle bites or even broken bones
hattie the kittypet me too I LOVE EM if I see any dog chasing a cat I’ll kick the dog or I’ll kill it instead
Sadness
This guy has an epic voice haha.
Actually the Growing up Skipper doll sold really well despite the controversy.
My sister got me the avenging narwal for Christmas XD
hi fellow LPS lover
+Lpssparklepaws Ikr :P
+KittyKatProductions Why hello xD Fellow DD lover I see?
+ThatAssassinSkittlez Productions haha ya
Groupgaming
I just put it as a decoration on my desk XD
I laughed so hard at number fifteen. Oh man!
same
4:37 Holy shit, HellBents a good singer
"The Giggle Stick 2000" I lost my shit XD
*Opens the video*. " HELLBENT". *Closes the video*.
about the hitler doll, I know some weird peeps who wouldn't mind having one.
I want one
+Logan Ward oh. well, I don't know who you are so I can't say you're weird. but to each their own.
Didn't expect you here.
the hitler doll really isnt that bad if it was a boys toy. i remember playing army with GI Joes, and using random dolls as the enemy. that hitler doll would have made a great enemy to my GI Joe battles back when i was a kid.
Ha, hellbent always has the best commentary!!
0:51 probably would be me if I had one...
Hey.... at least I'm honest 😂
Also 2:27 is funny af 😂
4:43 I would get that
Narwhals, Narwhals swimming in the ocean. Causing a commotion. 'Cos they are so awesome!... ...
Chacros Drot Narwhals Narwhals swimming in the ocean pretty big and pretty white , they beat a polar bear in a fight !
+L&KStudios0706 like an underwater unicorn they got a kick ass facial horn they are the jess of the sea
Poopy Time Fun Shapes... Wtf is the world coming to
xD I died at that part, most ridiculous thing ever
you know what I started reading this when it said it xD
"Common its not going to suck itself!" 😆😆😆😂😂
if someone buys #15 they will probably say "it's for my wife I swear"
do top 10 15 or 25 overused sounds in movies such as the wilhelm scream
2:24 All I thought there was: NARWALS NARWALS SWIMMING IN THE OCEAN. It's a song xD
Narwhals narwhals swimming in the ocean causing a commotion cause they are so awesome!!🎵
Batman:"Kiss me Joker!"
Joker:"What?"
Batman:"I mean, what is this?"
what are the children like now OH NO
the cat getting run over is JUST WRONG one of my cats died today and so i am very sad and deprest
Sorry for your loss
They made a toy that you shove up a child's arsehole so they can shit out shapes. They also made a toy that teaches children to be strippers, with an educational video. Case closed.
depress
srry I'm just gonna (leaves in shame)
fuc* off you cat hater
I can't believe the Toy company's even made these toy's let alone sold them to kid's!
Why does hellbent have to make Evan the most weird things funny!!! Hellbent is my favorite
actually it wasnt 11million people that died it was 60 million after the war
Spooky 57 yeah but he isn’t responsible for every death in world war 2
It's crazy how the the brain doesn't recognize that the word "the" appears twice
Read comment again!!
Badgal riri Not crazy, fak off
:)
I am so sick of your "funny" sience
I get it!!!!!!!!!
So old...
Badgal riri No, It appears 3 times...
Well all I know is that your comment is the the most useless piece of shit I've seen
Vote for Dolan!
6:37 thank me later
Also the thumbnail made me spend half an hour cuddling with my cat even though she bites meh
i just finished my dinner before i watched this XD
Just stop. Don't google poopy time fun shapes. You don't want to know the truth.
I can't figure out why using those things isn't child abuse.
I did its weird and other stuff
Nicole Easler Who ever is unintelligent enough to think using this isn't child abuse is probably a pedophile anyway or a child rapist
It should have been number 1. Or 2. Absolutely disguising.
UNDERHILL I did it its just showing the box '-'
the cat one is so horribal it had me in tears 😿
Your a dog lover! 😹
Ikr I love cats
I hate horribal toys too! 😿
+Ryuu Kenta horrible*
+Ezra Alexander it's a joke
I love Hellbent's humor and voice
Lol, you should have been a singer
I'll buy #1 for my son
It's so intriguing that I'm tempted to buy one.
I'll buy one for all my children
His singing is beautiful~
+Toby Campbell true
This was the funniest one yet!!!! Omg. "It ain't gunna suck it's self"
The noose box says *pretty death*
Hahhaah
Ik Hilter Killed alot but he disliked the smell of cigarettes and then he did research and blah blah he saved people from buying cigarettes so yeah hes half an monster '-'
I was kinda sarcastic but Smoking is literally bad..K Have fun getting Mouth Cancer
I was fully sarcastic
My mother is waiting to find out if she has lung cancer, you know.
Kylie-Chan Msp
Kylie-Chan Msp I
Let's start a story,
Once upon a time, their lived a turkey...
Who was fisted to death. The End
Jenna Edwards but he did not live in Turkey...
Jenna Edwards who was always able to escape the Thanksgiving Feast
It's not the end cuz he came back to life and ran to nearby ppl
Potato. The end
I am sure some of these were unintentional perverted.
Narwhals narwhals swimming in the ocean
I hope cat lovers don't get this dead cat and weep their eyes out... I didn't for some reason.
THE CAT ONE!? WHY JAPAN????????? MY CAT WAS HIT BY A CAR, REALLY!! THINK TWICE!
Hellbent; you had me laughing throughout the entire video!
all the Harry Potter fans yell Ginny Potter