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There is actually a game that's kinda like that; a series of tabletop wargames called COIN where one player is the counterinsurgency force/government and the other is the insurgency.
Joke Time: Two communists are sitting on a park bench when one turns to the other and says: "If you had two houses, would you share one with me?" "Of course comrade." "If you had two cars, would you share one with me?" "Of course comrade." "If you had two chickens, would you share one with me?" "No" "No? Why not?" "Because I have two chickens."
"It's just a game!" "That's what all you Theocrats say! That there's some other world, outside this one, where everything will be alright! *NONSENSE!"* Brilliant! 😂
@@tabularasa0606 Sadly this is now the case, even if your product is better than others they are simply "too big to fail" and will end up absorbing you
@tabularasa0606 they only exist when the government protects them. Rockafeller gained his monopoly through political power. And even that was falling apart Long before the break up of standard oil. E He was getting out competed.
“We don’t like monopolies because they posses too much financial power and manipulate the government. Therefore, we will give the government a monopoly so the monopoly won’t be too powerful or control the government”
"Nuh-uh. We're going to control the government by giving all of our guns and rights away to it first. All we really need is the will of the people. We can overcome anything as a collective."
Worse they create fake free markets by flooding the markets with regulations that destroy real competition and maintain "private" monopolies in the first place while disincentivizing new small businesses from lasting or even starting.
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We actually did a communist-corporatist monopoly play when several of us were losing one time. Pretty accurate. We still lost to the guy with all the properies. gg well played.
Idk if you’ve ever seen Dirk Digman (the Andy Samburg Cartoon) but in one of the mid-season 1 episodes there is a good line “If it isn’t a utopia for everyone, then it isn’t a utopia” You know, Communism COULD work. The problem is it would require a deep amount of trust between yourself and your neighbors, a sense of community, and most importantly, everyone would have to believe in God and believe charity is a virtue and therefore stealing or hurting your neighbors is bad. This would also require fostering a good work ethic, because people would only want to work for their own families. The whole country also can’t do it at once, and because of the necessities it couldn’t be done in a big city. All the people would need access to all the resources, so everyone could go out and provide food for their own family. If you had a big enough plot of land, built tiny homes on it, and each home had its own sectioned off space for gardening, and foster a sense of community between the people, you could have a functioning isolated state Community dinners every month, family dinners every week. A strong neighborhood watch. At least until someone brings up money or they say “I can rely on the surplus so I don’t have to work” or something like that. That’s the thing Marxism gets really wrong, in my opinion. Instead of uniting for the sake of helping one’s fellow man, you unite against a “common enemy” When that enemy is gone, the demand outweighs the supply and people start to distrust their neighbors. Not to mention the state always taking more and more money and never giving any back. Collectivism could work if people weren’t power hungry and distrusting their neighbors, and actually believed everyone was equal and working toward the same goal. Living in this society we live in now, someone would still have to pay property taxes and pay for all the supplies and such. Which means there would be home gardens/chickens and surplus gardens and chickens - you sell the surplus. These communists are also all “vegans” but I bet they would eat home-grown eggs and goats’ milk.
Off topic: but property taxes would probably make Monopoly more fun. Every turn, the owner needs to pay the undeveloped rent price. So if they own Mediterranean then they would need to pay 2$ per turn. This does 2 things: 1. The games are shorter because players go bankrupt quicker. 2. Holding onto properties isn't as OP of a strategy. Rather it incentives trade to acquire monopolies and encourages development.
The fact that Monopoly was developed as a critique and criticism of capitalist culture and got turned into a wildly successful board game that reinforces capitalist values is all you need to prove that capitalism wins.
@@axz0niceIn an unregulated capitalist system, monopolies are inevitable. Free markets tend to last as little time as it takes for a corporation to stop the market from being free. So yes, they are specifically talking about monopolies, but that is the inevitable end goal of a major corporate entity in a capitalist system. Without some form of regulation/monopoly busting, anyway. Therefore, it is a critique of capitalism in its truest form.
@@johnny4221that’s not real communism said every communist when looking at the history of communism. When what they/you really mean is if I had the power hears how I would do things to bring about “real” communism.😂
Unironically what it feels like to play Monopoly with people who always have to remind you that “uhmmmm, you do realize that monopoly is about why capitalism bad?”
It was based on a game called "The Landlord's Game." But "The Landlord's Game" wasn't anti-capitalist; it was Georgist. It was against private ownership of land & natural resources, but capital improvements, like little houses, were OK. As the game progressed, players could vote in Georgist tax rules. With those rules, rent on land went into a central pile for public works, but rent on buildings was kept by the players. There are some progressive policies in "The Landlord's Game," for one thing the "Go to Jail" space is eventually replaced by a University space paid for by the public pool, but it's hardly a Communist or Anti-Capitalist game.
@@owenberg3366true, the trigger moved the whole cylinder forward allowing the unique cartridges to expand into the barrel allowing for greater bullet velocity and potential silencing/suppressing of the gun. Ingenious, but laborious.
Becuase it wasn't lmao? It was kind of funny until the communist guy just appears out of no where and spits every recycled anti communist propaganda phase.. like actually a waste of a funny premise
@@user-gp5yz5yz4x Are you talking about the video or about the real life communist current that was most definitely real communism that cost the lives of an estimated 100 million people during the 20th century?
@user-gp5yz5yz4x All anyone needs in order to refute communism is to quote communists. It's a self-defeating ideology that falls apart the second a hint of common sense is applied. And the moment you point to its failures throughout history, its defenders move the goalposts and declare your examples to be no true communist Scotsman.
A perfect way to explain Communism’s hypocrisy. Wildest stuff I ever seen. Edit: There are actually some idiots below me who think otherwise. Props to the folks clutching down there. Another Edit: Jesus it’s a fuckin’ war zone down here! Get to battle keyboard warriors!
@@woaddragon Were you paying attention? Every communist government claims that all property is “for the people” and that it should be distributed equally, but the video shows that like every communist state, the only ones benefiting is not the people but the conclave of leaders who both started the revolution and control the state while masking themselves as egalitarians. And those who refuse to comply, it always ends with them either getting killed or sent to the gulag. It was the same in China, in Russia, in North Korea, in Venezuela, in Cuba, and in the Capital Hill Autonomous Zone, and now in this game of Monopoly.
@@kentonjen8475Yep. Even in Anarcho Communism, the ones who will benefit are the ones who are independent and don’t rely on the proletariat. While everyone else is run by a godless religion, in which they perpetually harass each other.
@@woaddragonSays the Vtuber fan. A thing that wouldn’t be possible without capitalism. If Stalin had his way and took over the world, we’d all still be in ghettos. And the only thing that’s advanced would be the Soviet Military.
This was surprisingly accurate to how revolutions about overthrowing the powerful tend to go. Starts with cooperation, leads to massacre of the people who had the power, then those who oppose the revolution in any minor way are executed, then the revolution turns paranoid and starts execution more people for any perceived traitorous behaviour, trust breaks down more and more. There's even the part where the one who actually starts the revolution through his actions is more moderate than the ones who really end up in control, remember, the guy in the red shirt started the mess. Freedom Toons did their homework.
I imagine that in Cuba they didn't explain the doctrine to you well because communism requires the abolition of state, money and private property. Realistically Cuba is a country that cannot even be defined as fully socialist and considering that it is a small state under embargo and threatened by the United States it is truly pathetic how easily you give in.
I played Communist Monopoly in school once. Basically, you go around in a circle, you have to pay every time you land anywhere, and you don’t get $200 when passing Go. Eventually everyone runs out of money and the game ends.
You play it every day in Federal Reserve/Central Banking America. "The establishment of a central bank is 90% of communizing a nation." -Vladimir Lenin
As a gun enthusiast, I would like to compliment you on your animation of the Nagant revolver. As it was the standard issued sidearm of the Russian Empire, and subsequently the Red Army, in the early 20th century. That is until the adoption of the Tokarev pistol in 1930.
@@DemonKingBadger Most people think Monopoly "takes too long" because they refuse to do the thing that advances the game the fastest, or they add 'house rules' that unnecessarily delay the end of the game. If it takes more than 90 minutes, youre doing it wrong. It should take about an hour.
It call the Landlord game in 1903 in the US by Lizzie Magie, as a way to demonstrate that an economy rewarding individuals is better than one where monopolies hold all the wealth
Most people think Monopoly "takes too long" because they refuse to do the thing that advances the game the fastest, or they add 'house rules' that unnecessarily delay the end of the game. If it takes more than 90 minutes, youre doing it wrong. It should take about an hour.
Love how monopoly is supposed to represent evils of capitalism, but they had to add a central bank, universal basic income, zoning restrictions and free parking to make it work.
@@CrizzyEyes The average person's idea of what "capitalism" is if it involves a lot of money and results in bad things, it must be because of capitalism. Despite the US not being a free market economy for more than a hundred years now.
@@queuedjar4578 Capitalism isn't just when there's a free market, and free markets lead to unfree markets in and of themselves so long as human greed is factored into the equation.
@@johnny4221 Free markets are the default of human exchange, you are more free with free markets than with any other system. The only thing that should be involved in trade is supply and demand, government interference created the mess we have today. Industries are incentivized to lobby and control our politicians BECAUSE politicians have control over economies. If there was no legislative power over markets, there would be less government corruption and money in politics, as there wouldn't be an incentive to control them. The only incentive would be profit, where you have full power to choose to buy something YOURSELF instead of making the power of law also factor into it. America has never been capitalist because capitalism isn't a real term. What people are referring it is free markets, and free markets are the ideal system. Capitalism was a term invented by Marx to label free market societies with an evil sounding name.
Some benefits of being older. I still have the GOOD version of Monopoly! Nobody dies, Chance goes in the pot and whomever lands on Free Parking gets the pot. Just make sure the houses get put back in the box. They're murder stepping on them in bare feet!
@@TrekBeatTK yup. Money has to get removed from circulation through the Chance events. If it just goes into a pool for someone to win eventually you have runaway Monopoly inflation and the game never ends.
@@TrekBeatTK Exactly this. And they refuse to trade. Trading is the thing that advances the game the fastest, and _doesnt even have to happen on your turn._
@@MidlifeCrisisJoe The board was changed to match the European Monopoly board The purple properties were made brown The preparations of the property cards were changed The chance and community chest cards had their original illustrations removed in favor of the same generic CGI image Luxury Tax was changed from $75 too $100 Among many other small stupid changes
The Hallow angel whispering got me giggling uncontrollably. I was so geared up for noise and then even the guy being thrown out a STAINED GLASS WINDOW was so stealthy... this was a brilliant payoff. 😂
Now I'm thinking of a version of Monopoly with this satire where things come to life like Jumanji. In this game you are forced to live in poverty, get carried off by guards to a Gulag for no reason and spy on your friends and family. And to make things interesting you have the chance to become a member of the secret police or some high ranking official, but you risk getting purged whenever your dictator becomes paranoid.
The best, and i mean BEST, detail about this animation is the fact that while the dude in the red shirt was the one who suggested the whole "pooling resources together", instead the other dude became the Crackpot Communist Dictator This is a good warning to those leftist streamers like "Vaush" "HasanAbi" "Second Thought" Etc. You will not end up becoming the leader of the communist revolution, you will get killed by another random strongman, or perhaps some random lurker in your stream chat will end up putting you in an execution ditch or something. It happened to the 28 Bolshiveks of China, it happened to Trotsky, and it will certainly happen to them if a communist revolution ends up occurring.
According to some pumpkin-spice-latte basic white women, "they're not Black, they're blue." You know know the type, not wearing masks, violating Social Distancing, while at a "mostly-peaceful" Coof SuperSpreader Event (while collecting $600 extra a week for not working while I'm out there struggling with two "essential" jobs); white Karens-in-training telling Black people they don't know what it's like to be Black.
Fun fact: No Rolls Barred (A British board game channel) has had 3 episodes of "Communopoly" (after the first became their most successful video ever) - the first ended with the two players, overseen by Stalin in the background dictating rules, racing to die first as the rules they had to adhere to were so terrible.
Fun fact: the original monopoly had two possible games, the one that we know today, and a varient that made it so no one could go bankrupt as all profits had a tax. In essence, when one person makes money from a property, a portion goes to every other player.
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Looks like the Guardian Angel lost his voice from all the screaming! 😂
Wonderful video.
No Rolls Barred yt channel made Communist Monopoly a real game. It's quite entertaining.
How long will the offer last? I went have much time to use it for the next couple weeks so I figured I'd wait.
“You landed on my property”
“You mean *our* property”
Some players are more equal than others. 🎉
"COMRADE"
@@xurx2838
Party first!
Yeah, funny how when we go in we say we'll jointly own everything, but when we're there, it's the state that owns it all...
"Your property???"
"I hope you guys trust eachother" IS THE MOST DIABOLICAL TEASE OF A LIFETIME 😭😭😭
But that wasn't REAL Communopoly...
The most kosher game to ever exist
XD
With so many versions why isn't there?
😂
@@skootergirl22it was buried by the Parker brothers
A board game where you’re actually trying to cause/prevent a violent revolution actually sounds pretty dope.
Yeah, really!
There are board games like that. At least in Russia 😅 Google 'Secret Hitler' board game.
I’m imagining something resembling a combo of Risk, Junta and Secret Hitler
That would be a hindrance to the goal, not the goal. What would the goal of the game be? You're right that would be cool though
There is actually a game that's kinda like that; a series of tabletop wargames called COIN where one player is the counterinsurgency force/government and the other is the insurgency.
Real props to the guy who could fire that revolver 25 times and not ever need to reload.
Trigger finger strong like bear.
State own bulet
That's just the power of communism my man
@@firstnamelastname9237 yeah, the power of america let's me fire 100 bullets from a glock before needing to reload though.
@@skulkerbro7603 Ah, the FREEDOM upgrade.
And we all thought NORMAL Monopoly games could get intense...
In my family Monopoly is forbidden 😂😂
If your family hasn't torn itself apart after playing monopoly, did you even play it right?
My family is still in the Gulag for failure to pay rent on Baltic Ave. I'll be damned if any deadbeat moochers will leech off me!
Yeah, I'll take capitalist infuriation any day.
"Normal" is just a setting on a dishwasher.❤😃
Joke Time:
Two communists are sitting on a park bench when one turns to the other and says:
"If you had two houses, would you share one with me?"
"Of course comrade."
"If you had two cars, would you share one with me?"
"Of course comrade."
"If you had two chickens, would you share one with me?"
"No"
"No? Why not?"
"Because I have two chickens."
😂😂😂😂 good joke
A good communism joke is like food. Not everybody gets it.
That is a good one. @@PKBratney
I've heard that one before, but remenbering the classics doesn't hurt
Like communism, that joke has no class.
"What is your job after the revolution?"
"Stazi officer"
maybe Postmaster General, I bet I could get that, if I communism hard enough.
I prefer Assistant Gulag Officer.
@@Borderose too remote for me, not enough travel.
Somebody has to make the idiots pay for being stupid enough to support a communist occupation.
Food distribution manager.
"It's just a game!"
"That's what all you Theocrats say! That there's some other world, outside this one, where everything will be alright! *NONSENSE!"*
Brilliant! 😂
It's even funnier when you realize Monopoly is already a critique of capitalism.
Yes being born with that purpose and being that monopolies should be avoided even in a capitalist state
@@MaxStirner123
And yet they exist, there is no real competition, just the illusion of competition.
@@tabularasa0606 Sadly this is now the case, even if your product is better than others they are simply "too big to fail" and will end up absorbing you
@@MaxStirner123 Natural monopolies are good, manufactured (forgot the proper name) are not.
@tabularasa0606 they only exist when the government protects them. Rockafeller gained his monopoly through political power. And even that was falling apart Long before the break up of standard oil. E
He was getting out competed.
“We don’t like monopolies because they posses too much financial power and manipulate the government. Therefore, we will give the government a monopoly so the monopoly won’t be too powerful or control the government”
"Nuh-uh. We're going to control the government by giving all of our guns and rights away to it first. All we really need is the will of the people. We can overcome anything as a collective."
But intellectual property monopolies are okay too. So are monopolies created through a thousand burdensome regulations. Because reasons.
Funny how step 1 of communism is create central bank. 🧐
Wonder who funds all their revolutions..
Worse they create fake free markets by flooding the markets with regulations that destroy real competition and maintain "private" monopolies in the first place while disincentivizing new small businesses from lasting or even starting.
@@travisthompson1679corportism is a mixture of capitalism and socialism.
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I'm hoping one day we get up to episode length cartoons.
Funny. Your content is awesome
Pushing into friz freling territory.
"This stoobid berch!"
The drama of the Chance card reveal was unbelievable.
Isn't there a card that sends you to Boardwalk? I was expecting that one.
Now every time our family plays Monopoly I'm gonna have to make sure that card isn't in our Chance deck, and the guns are locked away.
"Hope you guys trust each other..."
Stalin: "Oh, I was supposed to do that..."
We actually did a communist-corporatist monopoly play when several of us were losing one time. Pretty accurate. We still lost to the guy with all the properies. gg well played.
Somehow the whispering “angel” is more threatening than when he’s shouting
I was thinking the exact same thing.
That’s very astute 😂
Oh good, it wasn't just me! It legit made me feel uneasy. 🤣
He was channeling his inner Brandon.
To be fair, he did open by defenestrating a parishioner.
Honestly, I was expecting the chance card to say "Advance to Boardwalk," before the proverbial dookie hit the facist fan.
**commie**
@@matthewvanburen6415 same diff
@@theyellowmeaning
@@Red_Devil_2011 it's all collectivization
So was I!
That wasn’t real communist monopoly. Real Communist Monopoly has never been tried.
No rolls bared, except those that oppose the state.
If you roll snakeyes God help you if you take the second turn.
Idk if you’ve ever seen Dirk Digman (the Andy Samburg Cartoon) but in one of the mid-season 1 episodes there is a good line
“If it isn’t a utopia for everyone, then it isn’t a utopia”
You know, Communism COULD work. The problem is it would require a deep amount of trust between yourself and your neighbors, a sense of community, and most importantly, everyone would have to believe in God and believe charity is a virtue and therefore stealing or hurting your neighbors is bad.
This would also require fostering a good work ethic, because people would only want to work for their own families.
The whole country also can’t do it at once, and because of the necessities it couldn’t be done in a big city. All the people would need access to all the resources, so everyone could go out and provide food for their own family.
If you had a big enough plot of land, built tiny homes on it, and each home had its own sectioned off space for gardening, and foster a sense of community between the people, you could have a functioning isolated state
Community dinners every month, family dinners every week. A strong neighborhood watch.
At least until someone brings up money or they say “I can rely on the surplus so I don’t have to work” or something like that.
That’s the thing Marxism gets really wrong, in my opinion. Instead of uniting for the sake of helping one’s fellow man, you unite against a “common enemy”
When that enemy is gone, the demand outweighs the supply and people start to distrust their neighbors.
Not to mention the state always taking more and more money and never giving any back.
Collectivism could work if people weren’t power hungry and distrusting their neighbors, and actually believed everyone was equal and working toward the same goal.
Living in this society we live in now, someone would still have to pay property taxes and pay for all the supplies and such. Which means there would be home gardens/chickens and surplus gardens and chickens - you sell the surplus.
These communists are also all “vegans” but I bet they would eat home-grown eggs and goats’ milk.
Finally, someone gets it
Do you even understand the difference between Communist Monopoly and Socialist Monopoly? 🙄
Amazing how even when "the community" runs out of money, the dictator never runs out of bullets
Good observation!
Honestly, I've had Monopoly games devolve into violence a lot faster than that.
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that echo chamber ending was gold
this hole chat is a echo chamber
As a citizen of ex-communist country (Poland), I can say that its everything true
Poland had it rough.
It’s a shame the US is basically reached some kind of Neo-Marxism under the regime.
And as a citizen of the NEW communist country (USA), I'd like to ask if Poland is taking immigrants?
That's rough, buddy. Sorry that happened to your country.
What is Poland like now?
monopoly but one player starts off owning every tile
That would make it accurate.
@MrAlex_Raven and when they pass go they they have an election that gets ignored.
Like in everyone born after y2k.
Oh, sorry. I thought you said 1 percent.
Its a lot smaller than 1% prole.
Tell me you dont know how central banking works without telling me.
Yeah, life would be really hard if you had to rent 8 different properties before getting your $200 paycheck.
Off topic: but property taxes would probably make Monopoly more fun. Every turn, the owner needs to pay the undeveloped rent price. So if they own Mediterranean then they would need to pay 2$ per turn.
This does 2 things:
1. The games are shorter because players go bankrupt quicker.
2. Holding onto properties isn't as OP of a strategy. Rather it incentives trade to acquire monopolies and encourages development.
House rules for the win
Don't even think of taxing properties or capital gains, that's communism!
That is brilliant and realistic at the same time.
@@donaldduck830 I tested it out with my family. The taxes were a little too excessive. We were thinking applying the tax every time one passes Go.
Nice
Wait, you can own the entire fucking Mediterranean? You Americans are insane
The fact that Monopoly was developed as a critique and criticism of capitalist culture and got turned into a wildly successful board game that reinforces capitalist values is all you need to prove that capitalism wins.
Capitalism makes perfect sense until socialists and communists run it into the ground.
They bastardized the idea to make more money dude
MONOPOLY. It's a critique of MONOPOLIES, not capitalism.
@@footisman2059Yeah, and that still proves his point, genius.
@@axz0niceIn an unregulated capitalist system, monopolies are inevitable. Free markets tend to last as little time as it takes for a corporation to stop the market from being free.
So yes, they are specifically talking about monopolies, but that is the inevitable end goal of a major corporate entity in a capitalist system. Without some form of regulation/monopoly busting, anyway. Therefore, it is a critique of capitalism in its truest form.
"Death is a preferable alternative to communism"-Liberty Prime.
“Everybody wants to save the world. They just disagree on how.” - Maximus
"Oy vey, if you insist."
@@BenHopkins1000 "I'm not a communist, Mr. Howard, that's just a dirty word they use to describe people who aren't insane." -Lee Moldaver
@@johnny4221that’s not real communism said every communist when looking at the history of communism. When what they/you really mean is if I had the power hears how I would do things to bring about “real” communism.😂
Iconic, that’s why he’s my pfp
This is the most accurate description of communism I've seen in a while. Good work.
Unironically what it feels like to play Monopoly with people who always have to remind you that “uhmmmm, you do realize that monopoly is about why capitalism bad?”
I always figured monopoly as training to be a capitalist.
it's why having a monopoly is bad, hence the name of the game.
Communists created a game to mock capitalism, and it became popular in the US because making money and buying property is fun.
Well, it was made by a socialist, so there that
It was based on a game called "The Landlord's Game." But "The Landlord's Game" wasn't anti-capitalist; it was Georgist. It was against private ownership of land & natural resources, but capital improvements, like little houses, were OK. As the game progressed, players could vote in Georgist tax rules. With those rules, rent on land went into a central pile for public works, but rent on buildings was kept by the players.
There are some progressive policies in "The Landlord's Game," for one thing the "Go to Jail" space is eventually replaced by a University space paid for by the public pool, but it's hardly a Communist or Anti-Capitalist game.
1200? That sucker had a hotel on it! It's $2000! Pay up!
That revolver fired an awful lot of rounds without reloading.
I think that's the joke. Because revolvers are constantly being depicted stupidly in tv
It's the Sirhan Sirhan model.
It is new communist gun, comrade. Created so all may share in the bullets.
Me, a gun enthusiast: "How did he get so many shots out of a 7 shot Nagant Revolver?"
Highly doubt he could fire it that fast with that heavy ass trigger on it anyway
@@owenberg3366true, the trigger moved the whole cylinder forward allowing the unique cartridges to expand into the barrel allowing for greater bullet velocity and potential silencing/suppressing of the gun. Ingenious, but laborious.
Same, bro thinks he’s in a action movie.
Easy. He got it from Hollywood.
He was using a Communist gun. It pulls ammunition directly from Our Ammo Pool.
ThAt WaSn'T rEaL cOmMuNiSm!
It was and that’s good
Yeah, it’s a satire
@@Alektoum Gr8 b8 m8.
@@ornerybeefalo8387 I agree. The No True Scotsman fallacy around Communism has indeed become an unintentional source of comedy.
@@scottgun that’s not a real no true Scotsman fallacy, that’s never been tried befote
Commie monopoly players would eat the game for the most accuracy
Or because the governments redistribution policy took all their food and left them to starve.
“Have *we* lost *our* minds?” was comedic gold
I absolutely love your ad reads for Hallow. They’re great!
Eerily accurate. The only thing you missed was "oh, that wasn't _reeeeaaalll_ communism..."
Becuase it wasn't lmao? It was kind of funny until the communist guy just appears out of no where and spits every recycled anti communist propaganda phase.. like actually a waste of a funny premise
@@user-gp5yz5yz4x Are you talking about the video or about the real life communist current that was most definitely real communism that cost the lives of an estimated 100 million people during the 20th century?
@user-gp5yz5yz4x All anyone needs in order to refute communism is to quote communists. It's a self-defeating ideology that falls apart the second a hint of common sense is applied. And the moment you point to its failures throughout history, its defenders move the goalposts and declare your examples to be no true communist Scotsman.
A perfect way to explain Communism’s hypocrisy. Wildest stuff I ever seen.
Edit: There are actually some idiots below me who think otherwise. Props to the folks clutching down there.
Another Edit: Jesus it’s a fuckin’ war zone down here! Get to battle keyboard warriors!
How so
@@woaddragon Were you paying attention? Every communist government claims that all property is “for the people” and that it should be distributed equally, but the video shows that like every communist state, the only ones benefiting is not the people but the conclave of leaders who both started the revolution and control the state while masking themselves as egalitarians. And those who refuse to comply, it always ends with them either getting killed or sent to the gulag. It was the same in China, in Russia, in North Korea, in Venezuela, in Cuba, and in the Capital Hill Autonomous Zone, and now in this game of Monopoly.
@@kentonjen8475Yep. Even in Anarcho Communism, the ones who will benefit are the ones who are independent and don’t rely on the proletariat. While everyone else is run by a godless religion, in which they perpetually harass each other.
@@woaddragonSays the Vtuber fan. A thing that wouldn’t be possible without capitalism. If Stalin had his way and took over the world, we’d all still be in ghettos. And the only thing that’s advanced would be the Soviet Military.
@@kentonjen8475Thanks for doing the heavy lifting for me lmao.
LOL! The Guardian Angel quietly throwing somebody through a window.
😂😂😂
Defenestration
This was surprisingly accurate to how revolutions about overthrowing the powerful tend to go. Starts with cooperation, leads to massacre of the people who had the power, then those who oppose the revolution in any minor way are executed, then the revolution turns paranoid and starts execution more people for any perceived traitorous behaviour, trust breaks down more and more. There's even the part where the one who actually starts the revolution through his actions is more moderate than the ones who really end up in control, remember, the guy in the red shirt started the mess. Freedom Toons did their homework.
Other than not weaving the word bourgeoisie into the skit, I think you nailed it!
Fun fact Monopoly actually did have a communist version of it. It was an old version but it was interesting to see nonetheless.
Monopoly was made to prove capitalism didn't work. Ironic considering what happened to it and how it became the very thing it mocked
It's called anti-monopoly, I have it.
Yeah they had to stop selling it. Too many people were dying.
@@thelastminuteman7513lol comes with a loaded gun
I have the capatalist version... sits on a shelf next to my American flag made out of Venezuelan currency
you know when he drew that chance card i was expecting the one that sends you to boardwalk lol
Same.
Yeah, that was quite the twist.
Take a ride on the Siberian express do not pass go...go directly to the reeducation camp.
No, paess go, see the paradise you left behind for that turnip.
As a Cuban who escaped from communism, I can assure you that the Cuban reality is far worse than this cartoon
I imagine that in Cuba they didn't explain the doctrine to you well because communism requires the abolition of state, money and private property. Realistically Cuba is a country that cannot even be defined as fully socialist and considering that it is a small state under embargo and threatened by the United States it is truly pathetic how easily you give in.
@@MaxStirner123 Hilarious. You lecture an escapee from communism? That takes real arrogance.
Crazy...
... that this is like the fifth most intense monopoly game I've ever seen...
😮
Seamus is a bit *too* good at playing an unhinged villain ...
Maybe he’ll get a role as a psychotic villain in the next Daily Wire movie.
Okay now you got me interested in seeing live action seamus play a villain.
This guy needs to realize that Monopoly isn't the most important game in the world... we still have sickle-oots and hamm-ladders
The sack on the head of the icon was hilarious 😆
LOL, yeah!
I played Communist Monopoly in school once. Basically, you go around in a circle, you have to pay every time you land anywhere, and you don’t get $200 when passing Go. Eventually everyone runs out of money and the game ends.
Ah so Margaret Thatcher was right.
You play it every day in Federal Reserve/Central Banking America.
"The establishment of a central bank is 90% of communizing a nation." -Vladimir Lenin
No "Get Out Of Jail Free" card here....unless you're a party member.
These Hollow ads are literally the only ads I enjoy watching.
I also loved the rest of this video fwiw!
This would probably be the *ONLY* time I’d actually play Ms. Monopoly.
New Debunkers when?
When debunking is needed
😏 may or may not have some thing in the workd
@@FreedomToons
OwO
@@FreedomToonsif Creepy Joe Biden went to a cemetery to give a speech, all of the dead would instantly rise from their graves to escape the ramblings
@@FreedomToons ooooh!! 😮
As a gun enthusiast, I would like to compliment you on your animation of the Nagant revolver. As it was the standard issued sidearm of the Russian Empire, and subsequently the Red Army, in the early 20th century. That is until the adoption of the Tokarev pistol in 1930.
The attention to detail with the m1895 nagant revolver was nice
No rolls barred has a series, Communopoly, and it's a fantastic watch
Hold up Seamus. Are you saying there are Monopoly games that _don't_ end with the players shooting each other?
Well, if you are against me, I usually just get bored after a couple of hours and wander off.
@@DemonKingBadger Most people think Monopoly "takes too long" because they refuse to do the thing that advances the game the fastest, or they add 'house rules' that unnecessarily delay the end of the game.
If it takes more than 90 minutes, youre doing it wrong. It should take about an hour.
I hope you guys trust each other. Man, the foreshadowing, classic.
Another homerun man.
Where can we find this version of the game? 😂
I think Monopoly used to make various SJW parodies of the game which make fun of how collectiving the game doesn't work.
Move to Canada.
It call the Landlord game
in 1903 in the US by Lizzie Magie, as a way to demonstrate that an economy rewarding individuals is better than one where monopolies hold all the wealth
@MykeLewisMusic he didnt say he wants to live it.
Stalin playing monopoly with advisers. Great purge era, colorized
Love that you draw a pretty good Nagant Revolver… historical.
At least it's a game of monopoly where SOMETHING happens.
Most people think Monopoly "takes too long" because they refuse to do the thing that advances the game the fastest, or they add 'house rules' that unnecessarily delay the end of the game.
If it takes more than 90 minutes, youre doing it wrong. It should take about an hour.
I love how the revolver is a nagant revolver. Good touch
>At the time the revolver was designed, this system was obsolete.
LOL
the video was good. the Ad had me rolling, because I just didn't expect that.
The greatest cartoonist of our generation. Way to go brother!!!! Love everything you produce it's genuinely spectacular
I like how he used a 1895 Nagant Revolver. ..For historic accuracy
Sounds about right... the game always ends in a table flip or martrydom.
Judge Merchant as the main character
Rabbi Merchantstein
Love how monopoly is supposed to represent evils of capitalism, but they had to add a central bank, universal basic income, zoning restrictions and free parking to make it work.
"b-but central banking is essential to capitalism!"
-- people who have never studied American history
@@CrizzyEyes The average person's idea of what "capitalism" is if it involves a lot of money and results in bad things, it must be because of capitalism. Despite the US not being a free market economy for more than a hundred years now.
@@queuedjar4578 Capitalism isn't just when there's a free market, and free markets lead to unfree markets in and of themselves so long as human greed is factored into the equation.
@@johnny4221 Free markets are the default of human exchange, you are more free with free markets than with any other system. The only thing that should be involved in trade is supply and demand, government interference created the mess we have today. Industries are incentivized to lobby and control our politicians BECAUSE politicians have control over economies. If there was no legislative power over markets, there would be less government corruption and money in politics, as there wouldn't be an incentive to control them. The only incentive would be profit, where you have full power to choose to buy something YOURSELF instead of making the power of law also factor into it.
America has never been capitalist because capitalism isn't a real term. What people are referring it is free markets, and free markets are the ideal system. Capitalism was a term invented by Marx to label free market societies with an evil sounding name.
The free parking is just a front to cover mass graves.
Nice touch giving the cop a body camera, that helps explain the post credit scene.
Just so you know @freedomtoons, your ads are the only ones I'm willing to sit through at this point
Even though he was whispering that "angel" was just as intense and the thrash metal was playing in my head.
Some benefits of being older. I still have the GOOD version of Monopoly! Nobody dies, Chance goes in the pot and whomever lands on Free Parking gets the pot. Just make sure the houses get put back in the box. They're murder stepping on them in bare feet!
Those are NOT Monopoly rules. They are bogus house rules, and are why the game takes forever.
@@TrekBeatTK You suck.
@@TrekBeatTKthat is completely true
@@TrekBeatTK yup. Money has to get removed from circulation through the Chance events. If it just goes into a pool for someone to win eventually you have runaway Monopoly inflation and the game never ends.
@@TrekBeatTK Exactly this.
And they refuse to trade. Trading is the thing that advances the game the fastest, and _doesnt even have to happen on your turn._
Low-key based choice by Seamus to use the pre-2008 Monopoly board
I’m nerdy enough to notice and I appreciate it
Uhhh? What even is different? I don't think I've played Monopoly in 20 years so, what did they change in 2008?
I believe they changed the first two properties colors from purple to brown
@@potatoheadpokemario1931 Is that it? How is that "based?"
@@MidlifeCrisisJoe I'm sure there's other changes but that's the one that stuck out to me
@@MidlifeCrisisJoe The board was changed to match the European Monopoly board
The purple properties were made brown
The preparations of the property cards were changed
The chance and community chest cards had their original illustrations removed in favor of the same generic CGI image
Luxury Tax was changed from $75 too $100
Among many other small stupid changes
Brilliant video! And this has to be my favorite hallow ad yet 😂
The Hallow angel whispering got me giggling uncontrollably. I was so geared up for noise and then even the guy being thrown out a STAINED GLASS WINDOW was so stealthy... this was a brilliant payoff. 😂
They will pay up their money in monopoly, and they will be happy
Q. Could you introduce socialism to the Sahara Desert?
A: Yes, but then you'd need to deal with the sand shortages.
LOL
@VisVic102 its almost as if communist states have famine constantly
@VisVic102this is a joke, not a constructed argument. The actual argument is every time a new communist power rises, millions die.
@VisVic102 But it's true. It has been proven true time and time again.
Now I'm thinking of a version of Monopoly with this satire where things come to life like Jumanji. In this game you are forced to live in poverty, get carried off by guards to a Gulag for no reason and spy on your friends and family. And to make things interesting you have the chance to become a member of the secret police or some high ranking official, but you risk getting purged whenever your dictator becomes paranoid.
No Rolles Barred did three videos on their take of Communipoly with these sorts of rules. The videos are hilarious but also over an hour long each.
Do it. At least one half of the country would buy it.
The saddest part is that most people die too early into their communist dream to learn the lesson that it was a bad idea…
"Every Communist nation pussies out before they hit it big. They just need to hold on a little longer for it all to work."
"have you lost your minds?"
"We have nothing to lose but our chains"
This was surprisingly historically accurate.
That revolver had like 45yrs in it 😂😂😂
That is a Nagant M1895. As the name sugest, it is from 1895
“Fires continuously for 45 years between reloads, get yours today!” 😂
@@Gorpmeat the old inifinite clip cheat.
I'm %50 here for the hallow ad reads. So great man 😂
This is one of your best videos yet and the bar was already high.
This episode should be shown in every college in America.
best comment
The hood on the dog was too much 😂
The best, and i mean BEST, detail about this animation is the fact that while the dude in the red shirt was the one who suggested the whole "pooling resources together", instead the other dude became the Crackpot Communist Dictator
This is a good warning to those leftist streamers like "Vaush" "HasanAbi" "Second Thought" Etc.
You will not end up becoming the leader of the communist revolution, you will get killed by another random strongman, or perhaps some random lurker in your stream chat will end up putting you in an execution ditch or something.
It happened to the 28 Bolshiveks of China, it happened to Trotsky, and it will certainly happen to them if a communist revolution ends up occurring.
After that kind of revolution the last thing you want hanging around is the kind of person thats capable of achieving that kind of revolution...
Well said
Yes he drew the “Useful Idiot” Chance card.
If stalin played monopoly:
If it was me, I would have escaped and set up my own monopoly board.
Least violent game of monopoly ever.
Was thinking they wouldent go after the black cop but they do go after anyone not in the cult. Fair play sea mouse
yeah, they stop caring about the protected identities as soon as the individuals show that they can think rationally
According to some pumpkin-spice-latte basic white women, "they're not Black, they're blue."
You know know the type, not wearing masks, violating Social Distancing, while at a "mostly-peaceful" Coof SuperSpreader Event (while collecting $600 extra a week for not working while I'm out there struggling with two "essential" jobs); white Karens-in-training telling Black people they don't know what it's like to be Black.
Fun fact: No Rolls Barred (A British board game channel) has had 3 episodes of "Communopoly" (after the first became their most successful video ever) - the first ended with the two players, overseen by Stalin in the background dictating rules, racing to die first as the rules they had to adhere to were so terrible.
I believe in only one of the three games did someone end up with a score above zero.
@@CowCommando to be fair it was Sully who ended the first on 1,000... But that's cause he's Sully
That’s because he got to subtract 1000 from adams score and if it was a negative he got that score as a positive so 0-1000=|-1000|=1000
Fun fact: the original monopoly had two possible games, the one that we know today, and a varient that made it so no one could go bankrupt as all profits had a tax. In essence, when one person makes money from a property, a portion goes to every other player.
This might be the very best thing you've ever made.
The Nagant revolver was a nice touch.
I loved this.
“I only have 80$”… “no we have 80$”
These people are far too well fed and healthy and not poor to be communist
Champaign Socialists.
That is the type of person who inevitably starts the revolution. The bored upper class pseudo intellectual.
Its always the sheepish quiet guy that turns into the total tyrant monster, isn't it?
I appreciate the liatil looked like an 1895 nagant. I hope that was on purpose, because that is incredibly accurate.