How Jaden Smith Chooses a Role - Key & Peele

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  • Опубликовано: 26 июл 2020
  • Jaden Smith talks to his agent about a confusing script.
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Комментарии • 7 тыс.

  • @Thedjsmokeybear
    @Thedjsmokeybear 3 года назад +24274

    “Outside is that stuff that goes by when you’re in the limo” lol

    • @Phalen3
      @Phalen3 3 года назад +159

      Here's question though lol. If he doesn't know the outside is, and it had to be described that way........how does he get in the limo?......

    • @Phalen3
      @Phalen3 3 года назад +30

      @wildhorse891 Didn't think of that. I was just thinking of houses to car

    • @taviddurley7502
      @taviddurley7502 3 года назад +63

      @@Phalen3 house?

    • @Phalen3
      @Phalen3 3 года назад +30

      @@taviddurley7502 their home.......you know. That place with the beds and bathrooms and kitchen and living room/ entertainment area. Where one spends majority of their private time......

    • @Phalen3
      @Phalen3 3 года назад +4

      @wildhorse891 here's a different question tho. What if he has to get out of the limo at places he's going. Kinda has to be outside don't it lol

  • @akilram3619
    @akilram3619 2 года назад +29096

    Jaden doesn't have time to choose a role, he's too busy thinking about the political and economical state of the world.

  • @kongwubba81
    @kongwubba81 Год назад +11721

    This aged extremely well.

    • @tacomaamocat4309
      @tacomaamocat4309 Год назад +19

      1 day too late!!!

    • @kylesawkon4074
      @kylesawkon4074 Год назад +92

      Wait wat happened

    • @dredvax
      @dredvax Год назад +6

      @@kylesawkon4074 ^

    • @Von_Aistweda
      @Von_Aistweda Год назад +14

      I'm so confused

    • @lightup6751
      @lightup6751 Год назад +199

      Its sometimes weird when people say sth aged well just because they wanna say it. Nothing happened ^^

  • @tff7147
    @tff7147 24 дня назад +228

    “Dad bless you” is crazy

  • @marcalgonz
    @marcalgonz 3 года назад +19941

    “Working is kinda like acting on a film that no ones ever gonna see and it lasts for the rest of your life” that hit :( 😂😂

    • @hmark03
      @hmark03 3 года назад +48

      No it did not.

    • @ameliajijo
      @ameliajijo 3 года назад +19

      HAHAHAH

    • @gamethingstuff
      @gamethingstuff 3 года назад +269

      @@hmark03 nah it kinda did

    • @NoMoreLies365
      @NoMoreLies365 3 года назад +175

      @@hmark03 why are you here trying to bring people down, man?

    • @DWLADS
      @DWLADS 3 года назад +110

      The Remaster Project well you’ve clearly never worked a day in your life then 😂

  • @cheri618
    @cheri618 3 года назад +25371

    “house?”
    “it’s like a tiny mansion”
    oh my god.

    • @LuisSierra42
      @LuisSierra42 3 года назад +540

      This is actual footage of Jaden Smith

    • @nova3530onyt
      @nova3530onyt 3 года назад +213

      Going to describe my house like this from this day forth 😎

    • @Surausolla
      @Surausolla 3 года назад +12

      Lmao

    • @voxelverse
      @voxelverse 3 года назад +40

      They really are amazing at this stuff

    • @bandofthebayou1401
      @bandofthebayou1401 3 года назад +7

      @ThatOneOddLookingDog ThatBarksAtYou Wait till he gets told about living pods

  • @popashot
    @popashot 2 года назад +13423

    This got 10x better after the slap, and the “this is how we do it”

    • @aphreyst4551
      @aphreyst4551 2 года назад +59

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @msd7544
      @msd7544 2 года назад +166

      Happy to see I’m not the only one who had to come back rewatch this masterpiece 🤣🤣🤣

    • @kabelokesebonye3816
      @kabelokesebonye3816 2 года назад +42

      Came here specifically for this xD!!

    • @lastcosmic
      @lastcosmic 2 года назад +34

      😂😂That's how we do it!! 💪😂😂

    • @grabdaCikan
      @grabdaCikan 2 года назад +8

      It makes sense.

  • @onekwickss
    @onekwickss 2 года назад +3517

    I love how they just build these over the top sets for their skits

    • @poelmeister
      @poelmeister Год назад +222

      I just think they hang around movie studios and rush on set when everyone is eating a sammich or something.

    • @no_peace
      @no_peace Год назад +7

      Yeah the shoes, sheez

    • @no_peace
      @no_peace Год назад +7

      @@poelmeister or a rich friend's house

    • @jamesmonday509
      @jamesmonday509 Год назад +37

      the pool scene is at the hollywood Roosevelt pool area

    • @mos8896
      @mos8896 Год назад +17

      I was just saying that for the McKringleberry football sketches. They hired enough actors to have two actual football teams on the field, refs, cameramen and people who hold that thing for acoustics.

  • @Livinamontage
    @Livinamontage 3 года назад +18607

    “Dad bless you”
    That’s just pure excellence in terms of the dismount.

    • @guappyg7849
      @guappyg7849 3 года назад +108

      Someone copied this comment word for word and got 3 times more likes rip

    • @ArabskiwPolsce
      @ArabskiwPolsce 3 года назад +20

      @@guappyg7849 gosh I saw that too xdddd wtffff

    • @whitney7552
      @whitney7552 3 года назад +35

      @@ArabskiwPolsce The only thing to do is to downvote the other one for our OG here.

    • @cristobaldeluna7475
      @cristobaldeluna7475 3 года назад +12

      Can you explain what it means and why he says it?

    • @msontopoftheworld
      @msontopoftheworld 3 года назад +43

      @@cristobaldeluna7475 Jaden's dad is Will Smith. I can't explain further than that, I'm afraid!

  • @allsortsaround
    @allsortsaround 3 года назад +8829

    Jordan can play anyone from Martin Luther King Jr. to Jaden Smith

    • @Sharklops
      @Sharklops 3 года назад +89

      essentially the same role

    • @michealshelton2133
      @michealshelton2133 3 года назад +82

      Literally anyone. He could be you right now............ He could be me........

    • @michealshelton2133
      @michealshelton2133 3 года назад +5

      @@Sharklops 😂😂😂

    • @mobge3904
      @mobge3904 3 года назад +10

      Sharklops what you mean by that

    • @jamesamick2945
      @jamesamick2945 3 года назад +31

      It's amazing Jaden got any acting roles. The film after earth was terrible. Any role he got as a kid was all because his dad is will Smith. He was ok in karate kid, but that's about it.

  • @brdsrtrl
    @brdsrtrl 2 года назад +1572

    "KEEP MY SONS NAME, OUT YO FUCKIN MOUTH!"

  • @atto8198
    @atto8198 2 года назад +6442

    Key and Peele better be careful! Will Smith is on the loose!

    • @darrylfawcus8385
      @darrylfawcus8385 2 года назад +45

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @mtl674
      @mtl674 2 года назад +17

      Has he stole the title of "actual cannibal" from shia Labeouf?!

    • @rondonvolante8704
      @rondonvolante8704 2 года назад +145

      KEEP MY SON NAME OUT YA ****** MOUF

    • @jesseraycorr
      @jesseraycorr 2 года назад +24

      And this is literally so much meaner than Chris Rock's joke, even if she openly had alopecia

    • @norah4892
      @norah4892 2 года назад +5

      "Will Smith slap the sh*t out me"

  • @jondonnelly4831
    @jondonnelly4831 3 года назад +17702

    I love the way the butler replaces his mobile phone with a hand's free earpiece because the call was going to be longer than 30 seconds to rest his hand and goes on to give him juice in case his throat gets dry from talking on it. So good.

  • @alexphilipose1351
    @alexphilipose1351 3 года назад +9892

    I can't believe they got Jaden Smith to play himself

    • @KingThabiso
      @KingThabiso 3 года назад +30

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @tuneboyz5634
      @tuneboyz5634 3 года назад +14

      @@KingThabiso its not jayden smith dumbbass, its key from key and pele *facepalm

    • @KingThabiso
      @KingThabiso 3 года назад +160

      @@tuneboyz5634 are you slow bro..its called a joke/comedy skit. Obviously it's not the real Jaden smith. Everyone can see that. NERD.

    •  3 года назад +45

      @@tuneboyz5634 How do people like you miss these really *obvious* jokes?

    • @Johnnysthunder
      @Johnnysthunder 3 года назад +52

      @ how do you people miss these really obvious trolls?

  • @madeinelie
    @madeinelie 2 года назад +798

    This sketch is even better since the "Can we talk about the political and economic state of the world, right now? 😩" incident

  • @souprememc
    @souprememc Год назад +36

    "But there's two..." had me rollin 😂😂😂

  • @Manticlaus
    @Manticlaus 3 года назад +11476

    "Acting on set, everyday, in a movie that no one is going to see, and for the rest of your life." Oof, it hurts

  • @mykhailomiroshnikov
    @mykhailomiroshnikov 3 года назад +9059

    I bet the whole thing was made just for that "Dad bless you" joke

  • @MrAtmiller5
    @MrAtmiller5 2 года назад +887

    This sketch deserves an Oscar.

    • @shadowsilverlight1651
      @shadowsilverlight1651 2 года назад +44

      too dangerous....specially if Smiff is in the audience.

    • @TedJones107
      @TedJones107 Год назад +12

      And a slap

    • @ArthurB26
      @ArthurB26 4 месяца назад +2

      And give it to Jaden Smith, I'd be one histories greatest trolls

  • @bobxyzp
    @bobxyzp 2 года назад +2229

    “Choose?”
    “Yeah like how you choose between letting a dumb joke go and smacking a guy in the face on live tv”

    • @wavingdragon
      @wavingdragon 2 года назад +36

      This newest update on the explanation is GOLD!

    • @elishmuel1976
      @elishmuel1976 2 года назад +92

      "Yeah, like how you choose to be ok with your wife having sex with younger men" 😂

    • @mrjuanderfuI
      @mrjuanderfuI 2 года назад +12

      This is how we do it

    • @Ambar42
      @Ambar42 2 года назад +28

      But then again Will Smith didn't have to choose between smacking a guy in the face on live tv and getting an Oscar on the same show.

    • @ripplesinthesand
      @ripplesinthesand 2 года назад

      Chris Rock deserved that and it was just a slap not even punch so

  • @ItsRoronoaZoro
    @ItsRoronoaZoro 3 года назад +7418

    Im surprised they got Jaden Smith to act in this.

    • @ja3482
      @ja3482 3 года назад +110

      the most surprising part of that would be Jaden learning how to act.

    • @ItsRoronoaZoro
      @ItsRoronoaZoro 3 года назад +83

      @@ja3482 I only liked 1 movie he was in which was The Karate kid but he wasn't even the reason I liked it lol. It was because of Jackie Chan.

    • @boyzen5832
      @boyzen5832 3 года назад +17

      @@ItsRoronoaZoro same here hatake same here

    • @djangoisagod8107
      @djangoisagod8107 3 года назад +14

      @@ja3482 Youre an irrelevant nobody... Lets be honest, Jaden Smith could buy your Iife 1000x and not even dent his credit LMAO know your place kid

    • @xigfdpwqtavgd2107
      @xigfdpwqtavgd2107 3 года назад +28

      I’ve a feeling someone’s about to get wooooshed..

  • @The_favorite_Uncle
    @The_favorite_Uncle 3 года назад +16274

    Why is he still dressed like karate Kid that was like 10 years ago 😂😂

    • @kevintran3042
      @kevintran3042 3 года назад +341

      BRUH U BEAT ME TO IT, same haircut and everything

    • @KieranPoundall
      @KieranPoundall 3 года назад +939

      only film anyone actually seen by him 😂

    • @aa............
      @aa............ 3 года назад +200

      because this is reupload

    • @Superstarseven
      @Superstarseven 3 года назад +302

      How old do you think this sketch is?

    • @The_favorite_Uncle
      @The_favorite_Uncle 3 года назад +18

      @@Superstarseven I dont know the original episode its from

  • @junieeee
    @junieeee Год назад +102

    The karate kid costume is SENDING me 😂😂😂

  • @sshukla7975
    @sshukla7975 Год назад +344

    Clear cut representation of people who say they know a community but completely out of it.
    The entitlement and ignorance but talking like they know it all is the correct representation.
    Amazing!

  • @eziauditore
    @eziauditore 3 года назад +6758

    "Entanglement?"" You know it's like an affair but you get a pass "

    • @JohnSmith-br1lv
      @JohnSmith-br1lv 3 года назад +211

      This is a top tier comment

    • @RS-bl7jn
      @RS-bl7jn 3 года назад +33

      @topcomment

    • @tjkicks8634
      @tjkicks8634 3 года назад +69

      and the winner for the top comment goes to ... *A D*

    • @phatnguyen-sy9kl
      @phatnguyen-sy9kl 3 года назад +25

      2020 comment right hur

    • @n3bie
      @n3bie 3 года назад +7

      :o

  • @danielthrasher
    @danielthrasher 3 года назад +34929

    pretty soon we’re all gonna need an explanation of what outside is

    • @FelixJohanHagman
      @FelixJohanHagman 3 года назад +264

      Oh man never heard that joke before, we got the new key and pelee right here. Wow!!

    • @tannermoen8675
      @tannermoen8675 3 года назад +291

      I'm pretty sure it's the stuff outside the hospital windows, right?

    • @thepatriot4458
      @thepatriot4458 3 года назад +159

      Never expected YOU to be here lol

    • @vorathipplengpanit8681
      @vorathipplengpanit8681 3 года назад +224

      Guess you could say it ain't familiah

    • @arpitranasaria4878
      @arpitranasaria4878 3 года назад +171

      Every day I wake up in a box, go into a smaller box to choose my clothes, go into an even smaller wet box to clean myself, then take food out of a cold box and put it in a hot box, and then go into a moving box to get to another box where I work. I then go back to my comfy box in my moving box and sleep on a box in my comfy box.

  • @JustThatJosh
    @JustThatJosh 2 года назад +48

    Man this seems even more accurate now

  • @oscarenriquez3782
    @oscarenriquez3782 2 года назад +18

    "This how we do it." -Jaden

  • @tonymontana1231
    @tonymontana1231 3 года назад +7420

    He sounds like a guy that would put "self made" on his profile.

    • @ofsinope
      @ofsinope 3 года назад +230

      You just know Jaden thinks he's self-made.

    • @jaidenarias5912
      @jaidenarias5912 3 года назад +14

      Follow the Ten Commandments and read Ephesians 4:29

    • @blueshattrick
      @blueshattrick 3 года назад +112

      The president inherited $500M and says the same.. Ha!

    • @juicenot2481
      @juicenot2481 3 года назад +12

      And entrepreneur

    • @grimjowjaggerjak
      @grimjowjaggerjak 3 года назад +138

      @@blueshattrick Same for kylie jenner she inherited millions, and got millons in royaltees and deals from the networks even before being born yet she says she is selfmade

  • @Nonyah123
    @Nonyah123 3 года назад +6199

    It's crazy to think this sketch is TEN years old. When Jaden Smith was still fresh off Karate kid with the little braids and everything.

    • @rhysjones1108
      @rhysjones1108 2 года назад +646

      You could still do this skit today, and I think it might even be more accurate than it was back then lmfao

    • @Nonyah123
      @Nonyah123 2 года назад +57

      @@rhysjones1108 true lol

    • @lf1331
      @lf1331 2 года назад +18

      Upcoming miles morales in Spider-Man role *sigh*

    • @stormshadow_3000
      @stormshadow_3000 2 года назад

      Still makes me so mad they remade the karate kid…..so entitled to just rehash it. Fuck em

    • @jauxro
      @jauxro 2 года назад +31

      Oh damn I thought it was new 😭😂

  • @disenchantedwanderer9033
    @disenchantedwanderer9033 22 дня назад +3

    Key and Peele knocked this one right out the park!!

  • @harrymoncards
    @harrymoncards 2 года назад +51

    This aged like fine wine 😂

  • @Veryy_Victoriaa
    @Veryy_Victoriaa 3 года назад +1611

    “What do you do”
    “I’m a supermarket maid”

  • @SHEandITpodcast1
    @SHEandITpodcast1 3 года назад +1947

    very surprised he didn't stop him when he said "from the hood" would've loved to see how he would explain it

    • @ValiusTrigger
      @ValiusTrigger 3 года назад +16

      Surprised I haven't seen one else say this. . .

    • @TragoudistrosMPH
      @TragoudistrosMPH 3 года назад +24

      Might have hurt our feelings, lol

    • @kaheaisaac1
      @kaheaisaac1 3 года назад +5

      @ALPHA 😂

    • @joynesmith9841
      @joynesmith9841 3 года назад +33

      His dad was from Philly, then. Became the fresh prince. So here heard fairy tales of his life before he became a prince. Lol

    • @wonderbread4280
      @wonderbread4280 3 года назад +6

      The HOOD of a Rolls Royce you know

  • @SMXshow
    @SMXshow Год назад +18

    Every Sketch is amazing. And the final line is always the best line. So no matter how good the sketch is going to get it’s ALWAYS going to get better

    • @tricatfilms6136
      @tricatfilms6136 Год назад

      my favorite of theirs is the "Put down the gun skit"... so GOLDEN, and RUclips (ie. google) tried to pull it off their platforms so many times for "political correctness" after Lebron complained.

  • @erickmack4131
    @erickmack4131 3 года назад +1740

    I just like how he's practicing karate while making business deals.

  • @kundaimazarura367
    @kundaimazarura367 3 года назад +3996

    "what's an entanglement"
    Agent: it's kinda like when 2 people like each other, but one of them is married

  • @Tsynon
    @Tsynon 2 года назад +20

    And the next slap goes to Key & Peele!

  • @nic1208
    @nic1208 2 года назад +58

    I feel like this perfectly encapsulates the Smith family

  • @runcmc7246
    @runcmc7246 3 года назад +1043

    At the end when he said “dad bless you” I just lost it 😂😂😂

    • @objectiveintuition77133
      @objectiveintuition77133 3 года назад +9

      😂😂😂

    • @87JinoH
      @87JinoH 3 года назад +7

      I didn't even notice hahaha

    • @Madaragun
      @Madaragun 3 года назад +23

      Which means he thinks his dad as a god and himself as some sort of demi God

    • @Hose-A
      @Hose-A 3 года назад +11

      Madaragun “lost it” means “laughed uncontrollably”

    • @TyTy06
      @TyTy06 3 года назад +5

      Madaragun I think it’s because of his moms recent infidelity scandal.

  • @hajack6588
    @hajack6588 3 года назад +333

    "Dad bless you" got me rolling 😂😂

  • @Petebootyfudge5312
    @Petebootyfudge5312 Год назад +2

    "Soooooooooo" lol

  • @riker8214
    @riker8214 19 дней назад +4

    “People with no money should just ask their parents for more money” -Jaden Smith, 2023

  • @hitrapperandartistdababy
    @hitrapperandartistdababy 3 года назад +1976

    “Consequences”?
    “Its like getting sucked into a wormhole after doing a drive by at your own daughters Quinceañera”

    • @Gautier6
      @Gautier6 3 года назад +58

      "Its like putting milk on your head like Rodriguez would do and then getting hit by aids"

    • @pranavps851
      @pranavps851 3 года назад +29

      It is like getting hit by a wrecking ball when giving a speech at a school.

    • @mr.tactown.253
      @mr.tactown.253 3 года назад +17

      @@pranavps851 sorry but it's actually getting hit by a wrecking ball after smoking crack . .

    • @logancox6548
      @logancox6548 3 года назад +7

      Shot up everybody, dead, killed!!!

    • @MilesHoppus
      @MilesHoppus 3 года назад +1

      what?

  • @unihopperdash155
    @unihopperdash155 3 года назад +2506

    "A supermarket is like a mansion, but its full of food and anyone can go there"
    "So where the butlers go?"
    *Sad butler noises*

    • @ConradKurze
      @ConradKurze 3 года назад +3

      i kinda wonder, what is butlers pay?...

    • @ReeceDK
      @ReeceDK 3 года назад +2

      @@ConradKurze From what I've read average Butlers get payed about 5K a month or 60K a year. Without taxes.

    • @ConradKurze
      @ConradKurze 3 года назад

      @@ReeceDK well, seems reasonable - I don't think that demand is very high in the market, and requirements should be quite high and specific.

    • @epicreator6931
      @epicreator6931 3 года назад

      Lol
      Read my name

    • @CelesticCF
      @CelesticCF 3 года назад +2

      @@epicreator6931 Read it, don't care.

  • @Scratchingforcash
    @Scratchingforcash 2 года назад +15

    Probably the funniest and truest story ever put together.

  • @MountainSnowInc
    @MountainSnowInc Год назад +5

    The “Dad Bless You” at the end. 😂😂😂😂

  • @milliesaysokboomer
    @milliesaysokboomer 3 года назад +788

    I like how they zoom out for us to see his extravagant room just as he says ‘I’m a down to earth normal kid.’

    • @hockema56
      @hockema56 Год назад +46

      Yup. That was indeed the joke.

    • @harrydavey9884
      @harrydavey9884 Год назад +24

      Crazy how they have visual jokes as well as audible jokes. It's almost as if they've surpassed the boundaries set by the traditional mediums of entertainment such as radio and really stepped into a new dimension of entertainment.
      Let's hope other TV shows follow suit.

    • @michaelford1124
      @michaelford1124 11 месяцев назад +3

      lmfao! that killed me when they did that!

  • @ShawnHumphrey
    @ShawnHumphrey 3 года назад +845

    In West Beverly Hills, born and raised, never had a problem on any of his days, end of song.

    • @gabecole2637
      @gabecole2637 3 года назад +10

      HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! 💀

    • @imrankh68
      @imrankh68 3 года назад +7

      Genius

    • @staylucky4727
      @staylucky4727 2 года назад +1

      That would be a really boring life at the end of it

    • @rollingpayah
      @rollingpayah 2 года назад +1

      yikes

    • @AJ___USA
      @AJ___USA 2 года назад

      😂 him and his father grew up in 2 completely different worlds

  • @SteelCityJW
    @SteelCityJW Год назад +5

    Ive seen this before, but that "dad bless you" at the end had me dying.

  • @naveenmishra8506
    @naveenmishra8506 Месяц назад +2

    Dad bless you 😂😂😂😂

  • @friedx5078
    @friedx5078 3 года назад +474

    "chooose"
    "yeah choose is like when u have to make a descision"
    lol this had me rolling on the floor😂

    • @blakej4924
      @blakej4924 3 года назад

      I love key and peel don’t get me wrong, but If your “rolling on the floor” from that you might want to go get your head checked...

    • @friedx5078
      @friedx5078 3 года назад

      @@blakej4924 ye fer sure

  • @deesnutz334
    @deesnutz334 3 года назад +2936

    "Dad bless you."
    Sounds more like Kanye's kids.

    • @PokemonSpriteZero
      @PokemonSpriteZero 3 года назад +22

      Cept he ain't helping rn

    • @DragonBlack199
      @DragonBlack199 3 года назад +9

      Shit that was a good one lmao 😂

    • @VanVeniVidiVici
      @VanVeniVidiVici 3 года назад +16

      I don't think Eminem would appreciate being called dad by somebody else's kids.

    • @BanditoDorito6969
      @BanditoDorito6969 3 года назад +3

      all i can think of Kanye saying gAgA

    • @TheBaker573
      @TheBaker573 3 года назад +2

      what's the joke about "Dad bless you"?

  • @devin837
    @devin837 9 месяцев назад +2

    THIS WAS AMAZING !!!! I WANNA SEE MORE LIKE THIS

  • @djay6651
    @djay6651 2 года назад +7

    Jaden never looks like he's anywhere close to being this happy.

  • @kahea2018
    @kahea2018 2 года назад +384

    The agent trying to hide his annoyance is so hilarious.

    • @seymourglass26
      @seymourglass26 Год назад +11

      I know. He gets paid when Jaden decides to try acting.

    • @abdulkhafidsulaymaan
      @abdulkhafidsulaymaan Год назад +4

      yeah that was good it kinda explains why we never see dude in a lot of movies- beyond the fact that he utterly sucks- because its so hard to explain a part to him.

    • @tinker2054
      @tinker2054 6 месяцев назад +3

      ​@abdulkhafidsulaymaan He did a good job in persuit of happiness n karate kid

    • @Viktor_Von_Doom
      @Viktor_Von_Doom 4 месяца назад +1

      ​@tinker2054, but with that creative team a cardboard box could've done the same thing, no?

    • @Hyptosis
      @Hyptosis Месяц назад

      @@tinker2054

  • @fatih2313
    @fatih2313 3 года назад +1351

    When "choosing between two things cuz you can't have both" is a science-fiction to you lmao

    • @fiendishtrombone8416
      @fiendishtrombone8416 3 года назад +72

      Yep that was the joke 🙂

    • @Gfish17
      @Gfish17 3 года назад +22

      I'm in my late 20s and my mom tells me when she was a Kid She could Afford Stuff Way easier than I can Now.
      In other words she Didn't have to Choose because paying Bills or paying for Food.
      (Heavy sigh) Being able to Realistically Afford Stuff.......
      Sounds like Science fiction to me.

    • @OlliAlexander
      @OlliAlexander 3 года назад +2

      Yeah and still believes in God lol "God bless you"

    • @AlphaCentauri24
      @AlphaCentauri24 3 года назад +26

      @@OlliAlexander He says "Dad bless you".

    • @Gfish17
      @Gfish17 3 года назад +3

      @@OlliAlexander AAAAAACHHOOOOOO!!!!
      Thanks man.

  • @khaledzidani2826
    @khaledzidani2826 Год назад +6

    The karate hand moves at 55 had me every time lol 😂😂😂😂

  • @alfred8294
    @alfred8294 13 дней назад

    You need more of these!

  • @Jonathan_Camps
    @Jonathan_Camps 3 года назад +1499

    “He plays basketball outside the limo door!?”

  • @TheManInThe5uit
    @TheManInThe5uit 3 года назад +886

    "But... there's two"
    I mean, sure, why not.

    • @logicone5667
      @logicone5667 3 года назад +3

      r/woooosh

    • @marburg6005
      @marburg6005 3 года назад +2

      That sounds like something Elon Musk would say. "But there's two." That man is the definition of Why Not lol

    • @logicone5667
      @logicone5667 3 года назад

      @Twisted agent how so?

    • @TheManInThe5uit
      @TheManInThe5uit 3 года назад

      ​@@logicone5667 I think you're saying that to the wrong person, the whole point of the joke was the way he says that makes it look like him wanting to get both instead of just one is just a normal thing, so why not. Something like "well can't argue with his logic".

    • @logicone5667
      @logicone5667 3 года назад

      @@TheManInThe5uit retracted.. I should have the r/woooosh.. lol.. I didn't get what you are saying.. but in all honesty IRL I am the king of r/woooosh as I can hear a joke and four days later be driving somewhere and it hits me like a bolt of lightning and get it.. I get what your are saying now.. lmao

  • @alasad3136
    @alasad3136 11 месяцев назад +2

    This guys are ahead of the time

  • @yolenda_loves_to_sing
    @yolenda_loves_to_sing Год назад +5

    "Choose" really hits me hard. It led me to think about all the things I have to give up in life in order to survive.

  • @ckl5822
    @ckl5822 3 года назад +346

    “Outside is that stuff that goes by when you’re inside the limo..” LMAO !!!
    These guys are the wittiest two people on the planet.

  • @JoeJoe-wp1vv
    @JoeJoe-wp1vv 3 года назад +39

    02:03
    "What'd I say about science fiction Clyde? It's a no!"🤣🤣

    • @professoroak5162
      @professoroak5162 3 года назад +5

      The body language he does too just makes it perfect.

  • @katieb5413
    @katieb5413 2 года назад +12

    This one never gets old 🤣

  • @PromptStreamer
    @PromptStreamer Месяц назад +1

    It’s crazy to revisit some of these skits after you haven’t seen them for a while and reflect on how intelligent they are. They age very well.

  • @Ladykyra101
    @Ladykyra101 3 года назад +1650

    "Working is like acting on the set everyday of a film no one will ever see and it last for the rest of your life." Wow. Depressingly accurate. 🤣
    K&P, comedic geniuses. Bottom line.

    • @seven3true
      @seven3true 3 года назад +3

      I'll take what you're willing to give, and I'll teach myself to live
      With a walk-on part of a background shot, from a movie I'm not in

    • @user_2793
      @user_2793 3 года назад

      1200th like

    • @OmgBunnyHasAGlitterGun
      @OmgBunnyHasAGlitterGun 3 года назад

      Exactly omg this just inspired me

    • @wavingdragon
      @wavingdragon 2 года назад +1

      No wonder Peele later wrote Get Out.

    • @shadowsilverlight1651
      @shadowsilverlight1651 2 года назад

      damn, i wish some of the jobs i had were acting...sitting around waiting for your scenes to be shot. please no, i dont want to sit around for 8 or more hours and get paid to do nothing but sit around and wait.

  • @redgenerall28
    @redgenerall28 3 года назад +561

    Not even once he said "iconic". Guys, it might be not a real Jaden Smith.

    • @EmanuelSabinonamasteskater
      @EmanuelSabinonamasteskater 3 года назад +2

      Haha if you say so @lordofemotion on Instagram. Lord of Emotion on all streaming platforms!

    • @SuperiorPotater
      @SuperiorPotater 3 года назад +5

      I honestly can’t tell if the grammar mistakes were intentional or not.

    • @Aquablue62
      @Aquablue62 3 года назад +3

      Cat Expert are you being sarcastic or are you just stupid

    • @favrerules04
      @favrerules04 3 года назад

      @@Aquablue62 both

  • @seekingtruthnotfindingany7301
    @seekingtruthnotfindingany7301 5 месяцев назад +4

    these guys are brilliant

  • @JakeRivers
    @JakeRivers Год назад +2

    this is legit one of their best ones

  • @jelanianderson4954
    @jelanianderson4954 3 года назад +1283

    So is no one going to talk about the “dad bless you” 😂😂

    • @littlefox8352
      @littlefox8352 3 года назад +33

      I was looking for this comment lol

    • @shoulderBirb
      @shoulderBirb 3 года назад +5

      no

    • @the_snopro
      @the_snopro 3 года назад +36

      Im honestly surprised no one has said anything about every chick in this clip being a fucking smokeshow

    • @littlefox8352
      @littlefox8352 3 года назад +3

      @@the_snopro I didn't even see lol omg I normally think of myself as observant.

    • @deezal25fuel
      @deezal25fuel 3 года назад +2

      Thank YOU!!! Someone needed to say it

  • @blackscoped
    @blackscoped 3 года назад +1521

    I bet they asked Will Smith for permission to make this skit and not jaden

    • @Rick-bn7ez
      @Rick-bn7ez 3 года назад +56

      how you gonna ask a little a kid for permission

    • @blackscoped
      @blackscoped 3 года назад +41

      @@Rick-bn7ez he's an adult now

    • @beigefox6579
      @beigefox6579 3 года назад +134

      @@blackscoped I'm pretty sure he was still a kid 8 years ago when this was filmed

    • @ZebbMassiv
      @ZebbMassiv 3 года назад +47

      They don't need permission. Its called "parody"

    • @nodivisionjustunity4364
      @nodivisionjustunity4364 3 года назад +14

      Florida Man ツ I bet they asked his mom, she seems really , , , sweet .

  • @Vercingetorix504
    @Vercingetorix504 Год назад +2

    Nice documentary!

  • @JohnDoe-mv5qs
    @JohnDoe-mv5qs 2 года назад +2

    This will never get old.

  • @bobmarley-gy5tj
    @bobmarley-gy5tj 3 года назад +261

    "U can't have both"
    "Whatd I say about science fiction, it's a no! "
    Had me dead 😂🤣😹

  • @mercster
    @mercster 2 года назад +1644

    "Choose is when there's two things, but you cant have both."
    "What did I tell you about science fiction Clyde, it's a no!"

    • @kelpkelp5252
      @kelpkelp5252 2 года назад +80

      Hold on, I just saw them say that in this youtube video

    • @aceous99
      @aceous99 2 года назад +24

      a most underrated piece of dialogue my brutha

    • @Sorex_Tkt
      @Sorex_Tkt 2 года назад +20

      Holy hell, is thay what they said in the video? I would have never known, thank you Mercster!

    • @spanqueluv9er
      @spanqueluv9er 2 года назад +1

      And, yeah, several other dumbshyts posted that here a year ago.🙄🤦‍♂️💩

    • @spanqueluv9er
      @spanqueluv9er 2 года назад +2

      @@aceous99 No, it’s not.🤦‍♂️

  • @Civilian01
    @Civilian01 6 месяцев назад +1

    One of the best bits ever.

  • @AnujGPandey
    @AnujGPandey Месяц назад

    I love these short documentaries.

  • @Reliquancy
    @Reliquancy 3 года назад +1266

    How can mirrors be real when our eyes aren’t real? -Jaden the Wise

    • @arcanefury3666
      @arcanefury3666 3 года назад +27

      This is, oddly enough, the only thing I can think of when it comes to Jaiden Smith.

    • @musashimiyamoto8998
      @musashimiyamoto8998 3 года назад +35

      @@arcanefury3666 it's Jaden..dont ever disrespect our modern day Socrates like that fam..

    • @damienndukwe2677
      @damienndukwe2677 3 года назад +7

      well I mean it kinda makes sense
      if a hallucination is uncontrolled reality, reality is just a controlled hallucination our brain constantly shapes the world around us we don't see things how it really is

    • @sunnzo2467
      @sunnzo2467 3 года назад +10

      @Jamal G You just challenged an idiot with a stupid argument. Not even worth a reply, but the dude is probably higher than you but who knows? Don't do drugs, kids!

    • @damienndukwe2677
      @damienndukwe2677 3 года назад +4

      @Jamal G we lived in a shared hallucination different species have different levels of consciousness and don't ssee and experience the world the same way that we do our brain constantly brings colors and etc together we don't see thw world in its raw form

  • @FinancialShinanigan
    @FinancialShinanigan 3 года назад +341

    I live in an apartment which is a tiny mansion inside a larger mansion.

    • @sammycorporan7311
      @sammycorporan7311 3 года назад +17

      Or a bathroom inside a larger mansion

    • @StephenGillie
      @StephenGillie 3 года назад +3

      Nested recursive mansions! (Because "inception" just means "beginning/commencement")

    • @ghanagirl7636
      @ghanagirl7636 3 года назад

      😲 Me Too!!! 😂😂😂

    • @Cyril29a
      @Cyril29a 3 года назад

      It is the uglies/smallest room at a hotel Smith would stay in.

    • @iMarcus41X
      @iMarcus41X 3 года назад

      this is a good one

  • @jonjonjohnny5664
    @jonjonjohnny5664 2 года назад +4

    This is so much better after his recent interview

  • @bxi1547
    @bxi1547 2 года назад +2

    This sketch slaps!

  • @santiagojimenez697
    @santiagojimenez697 3 года назад +1289

    “What’d I say about science fiction Clyde”

    • @sessybunny5707
      @sessybunny5707 3 года назад +1

      😍😍😅

    • @pakistannumber8416
      @pakistannumber8416 3 года назад +2

      i didnt get this line, can someone explain 😅

    • @zayk7095
      @zayk7095 3 года назад +62

      @@pakistannumber8416 since jaden smith never has to choose between anything cos he always gets what he wants he thinks the idea of only choosing one thing is absurd and “science fiction”

    • @latoyiab79
      @latoyiab79 3 года назад +3

      I read this as he said it lol

    • @Charlie-cv4un
      @Charlie-cv4un 3 года назад +1

      I remember hearing this line in the video too!

  • @freda2758
    @freda2758 3 года назад +341

    "Tony has to choose between his mom and..."
    "Choooose?"
    I'm dead!

    • @blob9133
      @blob9133 3 года назад +11

      “But there’s two??”

    • @corneliusabercrombie3667
      @corneliusabercrombie3667 3 года назад +3

      “Like when your Mom had to choose between your Dad and August”

    • @carlosmartinez5470
      @carlosmartinez5470 3 года назад +2

      @@corneliusabercrombie3667 oh she got both lol

    • @corneliusabercrombie3667
      @corneliusabercrombie3667 3 года назад +2

      Carlos Martinez no wonder Jaden didn’t know what choose meant haha

    • @Ayveh
      @Ayveh 3 года назад +1

      lol

  • @nkojima
    @nkojima 7 месяцев назад +2

    Dad bless you, nailed it

  • @PDXPiggy
    @PDXPiggy 2 года назад +3

    Gosh, that’s spot on.

  • @Americansikkunt
    @Americansikkunt 3 года назад +241

    “Choose?”
    That’s actually kind of dark.

    • @victornieves1794
      @victornieves1794 3 года назад +4

      Why?

    • @fluffyssj2693
      @fluffyssj2693 3 года назад +10

      @@victornieves1794 he doesn't have to choose he always gets what he wants, so it's dark he doesn't know what choose means

    • @celebezz
      @celebezz 3 года назад +16

      @@fluffyssj2693 oposite of dark then, he lives in heaven on earth

    • @Webster132
      @Webster132 3 года назад

      so dark i loved it

    • @Webster132
      @Webster132 3 года назад +2

      @@celebezz You need to head back to school my friend.

  • @johnmartinez7440
    @johnmartinez7440 3 года назад +196

    I appreciate how they made him look smaller by having massive furniture and clothes. The prop/costume people on this show are really excellent.

    • @n8rad3
      @n8rad3 3 года назад +12

      No, rich people just have big things

    • @rhelferstay
      @rhelferstay 3 года назад +2

      Yeah, but let's go toe to toe in Bird Law and see who comes out the victor.

    • @rhelferstay
      @rhelferstay 3 года назад +2

      @Erik Cnating I'll take that advice into cooperation. You better not besmirch me or I will demand satisfaction.

    • @kevinmac2714
      @kevinmac2714 3 года назад

      Were excellent. This show ended years ago.. i feel like im taking fucking crazy pills.

    • @rhelferstay
      @rhelferstay 3 года назад +2

      @@kevinmac2714 Thank you grammar czar.

  • @fortunennadi1639
    @fortunennadi1639 Год назад +4

    He said down to earth normal kid then a wide shoot on the massive bed room 😂😂

  • @isaiahmiranda4306
    @isaiahmiranda4306 21 день назад +2

    I bet you there’s people out there that exist like this

  • @luridftwgaming8983
    @luridftwgaming8983 2 года назад +1

    Imagine being Jaden and seeing this. I would probably cry.

  • @cmankingcmanking3219
    @cmankingcmanking3219 3 года назад +332

    I bet they can pull off the RED TABLE DISCUSSION.

    • @msthang5366
      @msthang5366 3 года назад +1

      🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣😂😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
      Who will be Jada??🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @Mylkies
      @Mylkies 3 года назад +1

      Felicia Kelley key for sure 😂

  • @kingsumca4370
    @kingsumca4370 3 года назад +340

    'Marriage' is like an entanglement with only one person.

  • @inanimatesum4945
    @inanimatesum4945 Год назад +59

    Its depressing how much this aged VERY well. Kid is set for life, still doesn't comprehend anything about anyone beyond his mother. Guess it didn't age so well with the fact that he's now trained to see his father as some insane abusive ego maniac. What a wild ride its been.

  • @juanpabloromero1723
    @juanpabloromero1723 Год назад +5

    -Stop. House?
    -Oh, it's like a tiny mansion
    🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @GenevieveThornton
    @GenevieveThornton 3 года назад +19

    1:16 that happy leap up the stairs 😂😂

  • @crixxxxxxxxx
    @crixxxxxxxxx 3 года назад +539

    “Working is like acting on a set everyday on a film no one’s ever going to see.” Jaden: “You mean like After Earth?”

    • @jahinmahbub8237
      @jahinmahbub8237 3 года назад +8

      ooooooohhhhhhhhh.......!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
      \

    • @_fuzeofficial
      @_fuzeofficial 3 года назад +3

      Tell me why that movie was the first thing that popped in my head when he said that line😂

    • @dcorliss4
      @dcorliss4 3 года назад +3

      First impression of that movie was that I liked it. Second thought: their accents are trash but I can ignore that. Conclusion: they have space travel and uber-survival suits but not a single projectile weapon to fight against these aliens and instead use Swiss army spears? Fuck that.

    • @nope_no_nunya.
      @nope_no_nunya. 3 года назад +2

      Savage😂

    • @sirpandaachoo
      @sirpandaachoo 3 года назад

      He's already dead.

  • @Darien04
    @Darien04 Месяц назад +2

    “Dad bless you” to that sneeze was hilarious

  • @iaoapple2511
    @iaoapple2511 2 года назад +8

    "Dad bless you."