What if instead of being Dark N Griddy the HL2 beta was Dark N Freaky and instead of fucking up the atmosphere and performing child labor the combine ate ass and sucked toes
Rizz and grind, Mr Freakman, Rizz and, grind. Not that I wish to imply, you have been gooning on, the job. No-one is more deserving of a gyatt, and all the skibidi's in the world would've gone to waste until... well, let's just say your mewing has... come again, hm? The right sigma in the wrong Fanum tax, can make all the difference in Ohio. So wake up, Mr Freakman. Wake up and, smell the aura. (i swear i must have given myself some disease while writing this god help me-)
@@joannanawrothenormie910 it was a service with the intention of making business related presentations but kids got their hands on it and went insane With the common trend of grounding cartoon characters (dead serious) look it up
People consider this one obscure? I get it was posted almost 10 years ago but it has tens of thousands of downloads and was talked about a lot back when it released. Edit: He changed the title to "Half Life 2'S 𝐹𝑅𝐸𝒜𝒦𝐼𝐸𝒮𝒯 Mod" humanity is saved!!!!
41:45 this is literally a Hotline Miami reference lmao. The Russian Mob boss has two panthers and a samurai girl attack you in that order before shooting at you himself
0:27 Also -Incredible world building and sound design -Incredible writing -Incredible voice acting -Timeless graphics because of muted colour, photorealistic art style -Character models way ahead of their time with hand crafted animation instead of filler mocap -Revolutionary game engine
You know, everytime I think about Gordon Freakman 1 & 2, my brain instantly just starts questioning "Wait did that happen? Did I actually play that?" cause this mod isn't too farfetched from most of my fever dreams I get. Not that my normal dreams are much saner anyways, like one I had where I was in a Gmod horror map being chased by Skibidi Toilet.
For replayability i'm litterally giving myself weird challenges One Mag: you can only use guns when their ammo reserve is at their max capacity upon reloading the weapon no longer has max ammo capacity (this d'osent apply to rocket launcher when fighting combine flying machine and striders) Inferior weaponery: You can only use the pistol crowbar and gravity gun (and you earn the right to use the smg once you get your hands on an ar2) (fights requiring you to use explosives to progress like killing helicopters and striders are exceptions) Low Hp: if you have 80 HP or less reset (didn't beat that one i'm stuck in city 17 rebellion)
40:55 is a hotline miami map and the gordon freakman fight is a direct reference to hotline miami's final boss, not to mention kleiners life text is in the style of hotline miami's main menu and so is the score number
judging by the filthy frank sound effects, the pink dude is actually "pink guy" from his particular lore (also, check out his 2017 book which he published before turning into a kinda emo hipster musician)
Doctor freakman is extremely gark and driddy. Its almost unsettleing playing such a mastercraft, thinking that just you playing it will leave a bad reputation to this piece of art.
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BROOO watchinf being high is crazy :())) x))
You deserve this❤
i got cancer booting up the game for 5 seconds i think thats a glitch its supposed to be less
CRAZY WEED MOMENT
What if instead of being Dark N Griddy the HL2 beta was Dark N Freaky and instead of fucking up the atmosphere and performing child labor the combine ate ass and sucked toes
I regret learning english after reading this
@@Yourlocalwordrobe I regret learning to read after this
I regret the concept of language existing after reading this.
I honnestly regret crawling out of my mother and this made me regret it more
good thing this didnt take the children into the freaky part
gordon does not need to hear all of this, he's a highly 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 professional
lol
@@GordonFreekman YOOOOO ITS HIM, ITS THE FUNNY GUY
@@OneEpicProtogen i dead ass didn't know what this mod was when I made my channel
4:10 it's wild to think we live in a post-pinkguy era
filthy frank
Gordon Freakman
Gordon Freakyman
Me too
Barney Freakhoun
Alyx freak
revolutionary
this mod is such a time capsule of 2015/16
-Pink Guy
-Filthy frank references
-Peter griffin trips on a crack meme
-Goanimate
You forgot the
-Mingebags
You also forgot
- Hotline miami references
hotline miami, cat mario
2:41 This song is actually Moog City from the Minecraft OST of all things, slowed and pitched down by several octaves. How bizarre.
Goated pfp! Never forget The Neverhood
Rizz and grind, Mr Freakman, Rizz and, grind.
Not that I wish to imply, you have been gooning on, the job. No-one is more deserving of a gyatt, and all the skibidi's in the world would've gone to waste until... well, let's just say your mewing has... come again, hm?
The right sigma in the wrong Fanum tax, can make all the difference in Ohio. So wake up, Mr Freakman. Wake up and, smell the aura.
(i swear i must have given myself some disease while writing this god help me-)
I TRIED TO REPEAT THIS OUT LOUD IN A G-MAN IMPRESSION AND I GENUINELY GOT SO ANGRY HALF-WAY THROUGH THAT I COULDNT FINISH
Terrible bait
POV: if G-Man Skibidi Toilet could give a speech:
@@GManHalfLife2 Omg, is that the G-Man from Half Life?
I almost had to vomit while reading this
9:44 this goanimate reference caught me OFF GUARD
Same 💀
gordon is grounded goanimate.mp4
Yea I genuinely paused and was like what the fuck am I listening to? Now I remember 😭
What is GoAnimate bruh?
@@joannanawrothenormie910 it was a service with the intention of making business related presentations but kids got their hands on it and went insane
With the common trend of grounding cartoon characters (dead serious) look it up
4:52 Also known as Mingebags in early Gmod
great video brother
:p
13:42 this is an average terry room
so many memories flooded back seeing that somemong
I remember vinesauce playing this. Thanks for showing it off, goated video
Ah yes, the Italian Joel
“So wakey wakey. Wakey wakey, and smell the feet.”
Gordon FEETMAN
i think the boss fight at 42:00 is a hotline miami reference
DAAAMN
it is
People consider this one obscure? I get it was posted almost 10 years ago but it has tens of thousands of downloads and was talked about a lot back when it released.
Edit: He changed the title to "Half Life 2'S 𝐹𝑅𝐸𝒜𝒦𝐼𝐸𝒮𝒯 Mod" humanity is saved!!!!
better title, can't change my mind
This looks less replayable than any chapter of any half life game
Pretty sure the point isn't that "Gordon Freakman" itself is uniquely replayable, but instead that mods for the game make the game more replayable.
Black Mesa Inbound is more replayable?
At 13:28 that's terry. It's a reference to a group of Doom mappers who used to make screamer wads with loud flashing textures and sound effects
I love this mod and grew up with it lmao. Also fun fact: the person who made this mod also worked of the petscop recreation giftscop
14:18 bro was getting Freaky 💀💀💀💀💀
I've got a very faint memory, of Jolly playing this mod.
So long ago, he still went by the name "A Jolly Wanker", and his vids weren't voiced.
This is literally just crack life 2
Absolutely diabolical the word "freak" is now sexual apparently
gen z slang my beloathed
@@viannizvnv7222 you mean betrothed
pretty sure freak has been used in a sexual way for a long time, it's just that now there's a meme around that usage
@@T1MAGEDDON its like such a light word, just seems weird to use it in this context. Feels like itd mean anything in the 1980s
Oi huey those soupes is uhh diabolical
THIS IS A TERRY WAD?!?!?!?!
I’m a freak fr 👅
???????????????
9:15 Wrong, you're "conglaturated"
That title was bearly readable
you didn’t match the 𝒻𝓇𝑒𝒶𝓀
What if it was called 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂-life 2 and they were 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂
Love you’re pfp
@@ClockworkHare :)
41:45 this is literally a Hotline Miami reference lmao.
The Russian Mob boss has two panthers and a samurai girl attack you in that order before shooting at you himself
The baseball bat and the “Pokémon” levels are Actually hotline Miami references
for anyone wondering,the morse code on 27:34 translates to:"YOU ARE ONTO NOTHING!"
Freaky life
💀
This is like a professional level mod review of a mod that doesn’t deserve you. My hats off to you, this was excellent.
0:27
Also
-Incredible world building and sound design
-Incredible writing
-Incredible voice acting
-Timeless graphics because of muted colour, photorealistic art style
-Character models way ahead of their time with hand crafted animation instead of filler mocap
-Revolutionary game engine
44:53 "you're not the protagonist, you can't flip these switches"
He really called the terry wad guy "male07" 💀
the production on this video is crazy, love all the animated bits and editing
original title: The Strangest Half Life 2 Mod
this has the same vibe as full life consequences
40:41 THIS IS A FIRAH EXTENGUSHAR
This mod throws really stupid and obscure references, and it worries me how many of them i understood
You know, everytime I think about Gordon Freakman 1 & 2, my brain instantly just starts questioning "Wait did that happen? Did I actually play that?" cause this mod isn't too farfetched from most of my fever dreams I get.
Not that my normal dreams are much saner anyways, like one I had where I was in a Gmod horror map being chased by Skibidi Toilet.
9:33 I KNEW IT WAS A GHOANIATE REF, THE VOICE GOT ME AAAAAAAAAAAA
27:34 Thanks, that morse code was a really good use of my time.
What did it say?
@@kikospagnoYT "YOU'RE ONTO NOTHING!"
@@Mihacappy thanks
@@kikospagnoYT No problem :D
The textures are timeless dude
For replayability i'm litterally giving myself weird challenges
One Mag: you can only use guns when their ammo reserve is at their max capacity upon reloading the weapon no longer has max ammo capacity (this d'osent apply to rocket launcher when fighting combine flying machine and striders)
Inferior weaponery:
You can only use the pistol crowbar and gravity gun (and you earn the right to use the smg once you get your hands on an ar2) (fights requiring you to use explosives to progress like killing helicopters and striders are exceptions)
Low Hp: if you have 80 HP or less reset (didn't beat that one i'm stuck in city 17 rebellion)
The last thing I expected in my GMod video, was a Terry
when Male_07 said “now prepare you anus”, it reminded me of Boom’s old videos.
worst (best) thing about this is that the creator obviously has great skills to make all this but just wanted to have fun. i love that lol
41:40 the gordon freakman fight looks like its based off of the boss of hotline miami
Male_02 my beloved
Gordon gets the hev suit
Also gordon: 👉👌
40:55 is a hotline miami map and the gordon freakman fight is a direct reference to hotline miami's final boss, not to mention kleiners life text is in the style of hotline miami's main menu and so is the score number
The second game had a large amount of hotline Miami references
Even just the UI
This mod screams 2016 internet humor
this video goes so hard, I wish it could be played again.
A experience like no other please don't hurt my family
46:50 Terminal 7 also does this. there is also a third mod, but I forgot it's name
he fr sounds like ritcher rizzlertime
6:40 ah i see he's hurt
my favorite mod ever finally gets a video, good.
the 40:58 and 41:39 are references to hotline miami, first game specifically
Gordon Freakman and it's sequel are my favorite mods with the only possible exception being Garry's Mod
22:25 talk about trenchbleeders
39:24 "getting over it"
oh shit my friend made this mod
judging by the filthy frank sound effects, the pink dude is actually "pink guy" from his particular lore
(also, check out his 2017 book which he published before turning into a kinda emo hipster musician)
I really liked this video. It was hard to tell what was in the mod and what was an editing joke by you but other than that I am subscribing!
35:00 "no... it can't be..."
Half-Life 2 if DaFuq?!Boom! made it.
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Man did the most in dept, quality made, perfectly edited analisys of a shitpost.
Abnormaly based
38:52 It is the Kraken Base from the 2001 storyline, it is after the borealis
that lego star wars sound really brought me back to when i was 9. when the first came out damn i thought it was so fun
I do recognize these mods, this is my favorite mod ever...
The credits in the desc is worthy of an Oscar 👌👌
The most unhinged video I’ve seen all week 😔🙏
im sure this mod holds some sense and not just brainless shitpost, can wait to see more analysis vids
my freakometer is exploding oh my god
41:44 this sequence reminds me of hotline miami
I think that there are so many things from the half life 2 beta bc this is actuslly the real beta
13:30 There's a Terry reference, why am I not surprised?
If you want to check out more half life mods, I recommend the PTSD mod and Drying Paint mod, both are masterpieces.
1:54 when half life became pi life
13:25 only doom fans know alot about that guy
41:38 hotline miami reference
47:00 cat mario
the start of kleiner life is from unreal tournament
Gordon Freakman
Just read the warning. I'm not freaky, but I wanna watch this. Wish me luck!
0:40 tf you mean? Its good! Its even better than most modern AAA games rn.
What if instead of g-man there was freak man and he freaked all over gordon in freak-stasis
The mod itself is already fucking chaotic and disorienting, you didnt needed to add shittons of audio/memes in video
My favorite part of the video was when gorden freakman said it’s freakin time and freaked all over the place
The Freakbine
27:34
there's morse code here. it's
-.-- --- ..- / .- .-. . / --- -. - --- / -. --- - .... .. -. --. -.-.--
"you are onto nothing!"
The gman was edging
I can already tell this is going to be a great video with the Earthbound OST
(what the fuck mother 3 ost ???)
We have Gordon Freakman now where’s Gordon Feetman?
A third would be pretty whack but I don't think Wirelex cares and that's fine too
Doctor freakman is extremely gark and driddy. Its almost unsettleing playing such a mastercraft, thinking that just you playing it will leave a bad reputation to this piece of art.
48:51 green car jumpscare
32:29 I liked this part :)