HOWLING 2 - Weird Movies With Mark

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  • @InkMasterBator
    @InkMasterBator 5 лет назад +544

    God damn werewolves. I killed one trying to claw its way into my storage unit a while back, now every full moon my storage unit turns into a warehouse.

    • @mothmanofaustraliaradio8888
      @mothmanofaustraliaradio8888 5 лет назад +17

      i love you but hate you

    • @lurchlogan
      @lurchlogan 5 лет назад +16

      Ohh Brandy 😏😏... Your little joke just made me cringe & smile at the same time, a rare feat... Nice joke though 😉👌
      SMH LOL!!

    • @statcous
      @statcous 5 лет назад +20

      ♪ Under the PALE PALE light, the PALE PALE light of the moon ♪

    • @SwiftNimblefoot
      @SwiftNimblefoot 5 лет назад +13

      Y'mean, WEREhouse?

    • @ParadoxapocalypSatan
      @ParadoxapocalypSatan 5 лет назад +4

      As it were.

  • @stevenb8611
    @stevenb8611 4 года назад +67

    I am 100% convinced that the script for this movie was a vampire movie that they literally went through and changed the word vampire to werewolf all through it.

    • @scottdoesntmatter4409
      @scottdoesntmatter4409 Год назад +6

      in the actual occult legends, vampires and werewolves are very closely related, but in movies you're right, they're extremely different.

    • @Robert-nu4vc
      @Robert-nu4vc 11 месяцев назад +3

      @@scottdoesntmatter4409 in Scottish lore the Baobhan Sith are female vampires who can also take the shape of a wolf as well as ravens.

    • @scottdoesntmatter4409
      @scottdoesntmatter4409 11 месяцев назад

      Lovely. Why does that have relevance?@@Robert-nu4vc

    • @mirvjournal1693
      @mirvjournal1693 9 месяцев назад +6

      I like to think that Christopher Lee said I'm never doing another vampire movie and when they found out that's when they scratched out vampire and put in werewolf

  • @angelaimee1721
    @angelaimee1721 5 лет назад +816

    The more annoyed you get about the movie the more you sound like Jerry Seinfeld. Always makes me laugh

    • @PongoXBongo
      @PongoXBongo 5 лет назад +43

      IKR. What's the deal with that?

    • @stevegeorge6880
      @stevegeorge6880 5 лет назад +37

      Why are bad movies bad? Who are these people?

    • @chanceneck8072
      @chanceneck8072 5 лет назад +4

      Should watch The Ring Thing! He will transform into Seinfeld then, I'm sure...

    • @EightOneFive
      @EightOneFive 5 лет назад +19

      What's the DEAL with these shitty werewolves?!

    • @dorcaswinter8296
      @dorcaswinter8296 5 лет назад +11

      OMGosh I cannot unsee/unhear that now 😂

  • @MissCookieThief
    @MissCookieThief 5 лет назад +157

    "Fill up the bathtub, bless the shit out of it, and start scooping" is probably my favourite line from anything ever.

  • @danielle4703
    @danielle4703 5 лет назад +451

    I’m fully convinced that they took Christopher Lee’s family hostage in order to make him appear in this movie...

    • @SwiftNimblefoot
      @SwiftNimblefoot 5 лет назад +16

      He really really hated Reb Brown for sure, you can feel the contempt...

    • @kikispears4749
      @kikispears4749 5 лет назад +44

      @@SwiftNimblefoot Fun fact, when Christopher Lee worked with director of the first Howling after this, he apologized for being in this movie.

    • @christermyrberg3661
      @christermyrberg3661 5 лет назад +19

      @@kikispears4749 That movie was Gremlins 2 - The New Batch 😁

    • @danielle4703
      @danielle4703 5 лет назад +22

      mike bond I actually wish that someone would make a movie about Christopher Lee focusing on his days in the war... I don’t think people really appreciate how awesome that he truly was.

    • @danielle4703
      @danielle4703 5 лет назад +16

      mike bond Our generation doesn’t put an emphasis on real life heroes...too much soy in the diet...not enough love for manly men

  • @Necrowolf81
    @Necrowolf81 5 лет назад +177

    She didn’t turn into a werewolf. She turned into a werePomeranian

    • @floydlooney6837
      @floydlooney6837 5 лет назад

      Lol

    • @SuperPeterok
      @SuperPeterok 4 года назад +5

      Some hot ladies from the 80's

    • @paysonterhune290
      @paysonterhune290 4 года назад +3

      I know...I HATED that effect...rest of the movie ROCKED though

    • @kwcy92
      @kwcy92 3 года назад +1

      Pomeranian is supposed to be adorable.

    • @SixxThirtyFive
      @SixxThirtyFive 3 года назад +5

      @@paysonterhune290 If you're talking about the first movie, then I agree

  • @IronYuppie801
    @IronYuppie801 5 лет назад +209

    "A chalice which held the sacred blood of Christ." So... the Holy Grail? Indiana Jones spent a whole movie looking for that thing and this guy just mentiones it casually as if it's not a big deal.
    Fantastic review as always!

    • @se7inhand
      @se7inhand 3 года назад +7

      Yeah but he mentioned it in Christoper Lee's voice so its much more potent.

    • @HiperPivociarz
      @HiperPivociarz 3 года назад +5

      I mean... just because it was hard to obtain in another movie doesn't mean a skilled, veteran monster hunter shouldn't have it in a completely different, unrelated movie.

    • @shotaaizawa1206
      @shotaaizawa1206 2 года назад +4

      It's because he's Christopher Fucking Lee

    • @davidsigalow7349
      @davidsigalow7349 Год назад +2

      "Well, I'll ask him...but he's already got one. It's very nice."

    • @shaneh7129
      @shaneh7129 9 месяцев назад +1

      The Holy Grail is supposed to be the cup used at the last supper. Not a cup with his blood in it.

  • @Chunkhead
    @Chunkhead 2 года назад +15

    The Reb Brown scream - makes the whole thing worth it.

    • @daxmiller35
      @daxmiller35 5 месяцев назад +2

      9:39 Slam Beefknob!

  • @ProjectFlashlight612
    @ProjectFlashlight612 4 года назад +81

    Christopher Lee sails through this movie with an "It's a paycheque" look on his face. Crazy softcore porn horror that was edited with a butterknife.

    • @MrBilld75
      @MrBilld75 4 года назад +7

      Anything Sybil Danning was in, was like that, softcore porn, lol. The B-movie Queen of the 1980's.

    • @katherineheasley6196
      @katherineheasley6196 2 года назад +6

      It's like I always say - when you're a veteran actor who's gotten roped into making what's clearly a bad movie, you have two options. One, phone in your performance, collect the paycheck, and escape with your dignity. Or two, which is my favorite, have a blast hamming it up, leave toothmarks on all the scenery, and be the only thing people actually enjoy about the whole fiasco. Jeremy Irons took the second option for the terrible D&D movie a couple decades ago, and God bless him for it.

  • @yourdadhasadogfilter2505
    @yourdadhasadogfilter2505 5 лет назад +94

    "He's my brother. He has come to destroy me. But I will destroy him".
    Masterful scriptwriting

    • @D0NU75
      @D0NU75 3 года назад +5

      sounds like a little girl talking about some mischief she did to her older brother and how he is coming back for retribution

    • @wildman2012
      @wildman2012 3 года назад +4

      All the while she is petting a stuffed, smiling wolf...

    • @theangryholmesian4556
      @theangryholmesian4556 2 года назад

      "Mother! You're alive." "Too bad YOU...will die!"

  • @johnpriceprice6860
    @johnpriceprice6860 4 года назад +40

    This movie scared the absolute shit outta me as a kid. I still love it. I talked this movie up to my kids(who were scared of their own shadows at the time) I showed them the movie and they both said "Dad, this is stupid".

    • @silsahchne7236
      @silsahchne7236 Год назад

      @WinstonSmith-1984 Mind you own business. That goes for all of you nosy people.

    • @princesssolace4337
      @princesssolace4337 Год назад +1

      It was dumb back then ....
      Q - why can't make a titanium bullet? It wud be same effect and no need to go up close and personal

    • @johnpriceprice6860
      @johnpriceprice6860 Год назад

      @im_gay_and what' are you reporting to c.p.s?

    • @johnpriceprice6860
      @johnpriceprice6860 Год назад

      @im_gay_and Do you consider me one of the ones that took the bait?

    • @johnpriceprice6860
      @johnpriceprice6860 Год назад

      @im_gay_and I'm glad I sked. Ya got me. I fell for it.

  • @flashhog01
    @flashhog01 4 года назад +27

    That theme song is actually pretty awesome. I miss movies with overplayed theme songs, gotta love the 80s.

    • @BGNOLA
      @BGNOLA 2 года назад +3

      1985 was pretty late for that sort of thing, but Hollywood still had to have the "new wave" Club with the punk extras they got cheap.

    • @OnlyGamingClips
      @OnlyGamingClips Год назад +4

      Under the pale pale light, the pale pale light of the moon!!! It's hilarious.

  • @saintjackula9615
    @saintjackula9615 3 года назад +33

    I love how the werewolf queen and the doorkeeper goon physically match the secret necklace halves together, to make 100% sure it is a fit, as if their enemies keep trying to gain entry with counterfeit BFF pendants. Between that and all the edits it is like the director thinks the audience is comatose with stupidity.

  • @imnotsuperstitiousbutiamal4186
    @imnotsuperstitiousbutiamal4186 4 года назад +17

    I just love how they casually bring up they have the Holy Grail like it's nothing, "Oh yea, almost forgot we have the Cup of Christ right here, now moving on to these daggers"...lol

  • @CandEAdventures
    @CandEAdventures 5 лет назад +71

    My man, The voice of Seinfeld trapped in Charlie from its always sunnies body. The perfect man.

  • @DarthPerkins
    @DarthPerkins 4 года назад +43

    Further proof that when Christopher Lee answered the phone he didn't say "Hello" he said "I'll do it".

  • @ravagethelegend6217
    @ravagethelegend6217 5 лет назад +152

    2 videos in 2 months!
    You are on a roll, Mark.

    • @FanboyFlicks
      @FanboyFlicks  5 лет назад +30

      I’ve got a few more I’ve already written that I’m working on now as well, next one might be a longer video though because it’s on the entire I-Land series

    • @hudsonsirheshicks2653
      @hudsonsirheshicks2653 5 лет назад +4

      A guaranteed laugh fest is HELLGATE (1989)... perfect fodder for your channel Mark. Truly has to be seen to be believed

    • @maciejkowalski2759
      @maciejkowalski2759 5 лет назад

      Is that the movie with the weird scene with a turtle and a fish?? I remember that it from my childhood!

    • @ANT96-x8d
      @ANT96-x8d 4 года назад

      FanboyFlicks Are you gonna review Freddy Got Fingered?

    • @AmericanGadfly
      @AmericanGadfly 4 года назад +1

      @@ANT96-x8d I think its better if he doesnt. 100 years from now some data miner may find Marks channel and learn of that abomination of a movie and think its a historical account. We dont want to know that our era was, for a moment at least, so retarded that we produced that pile of garbage. Let it be forgotten.

  • @eliasb8
    @eliasb8 4 года назад +20

    11:36 "The Furriest Fornication ever caught on Film."
    This 3 Fs phrase is pure comedic gold! :)

  • @frankenzion0001
    @frankenzion0001 4 года назад +32

    Face it, even with a dumpster fire of a movie, Christopher Lee adds class to it.

    • @herculesbrofister265
      @herculesbrofister265 Год назад +3

      I seen this one movie he was in, he played some kind of wizard. It was really good, kinda long though.

    • @scottdoesntmatter4409
      @scottdoesntmatter4409 9 месяцев назад

      nope, this one is just plain BAD, to the point of being funny. Even Lee has his limits.

  • @chefmagneto
    @chefmagneto 3 года назад +30

    I must’ve watched this 5 times. Mark’s anger cracks me up every time .

    • @12345.......
      @12345....... 3 года назад +1

      This is my favorite review from Mark.

    • @PoopaChallupa
      @PoopaChallupa 2 года назад +1

      Same. My only gripe with this review is how he doesn't realize there are supposed to be multiple werewolves at the abandoned warehouse.

  • @knarftahw
    @knarftahw 5 лет назад +133

    You missed the part where they pretend stakes and Transilvania are a werewolf thing instead of vampires.

    • @knarftahw
      @knarftahw 5 лет назад +2

      @mike bond Yeah og Dracula was pro, the movie on the other hand....

    • @knarftahw
      @knarftahw 5 лет назад +12

      @mike bond I personally enjoy this movie, it caught me off guard a lot when Mark was so bitter about it and when he said he wouldn't recommend it, like what mate? I'd rather watch this hundreds of times over than anything Marvels made in the past 10 years.

    • @techmarine83
      @techmarine83 5 лет назад +11

      @@knarftahw Wow, then you have pure shit taste and are a contrarian.

    • @Necrowolf81
      @Necrowolf81 5 лет назад

      @whatfrank then you are a complete dipshit with absolute shit taste.

    • @monsterhanna6691
      @monsterhanna6691 4 года назад

      A very valid point. 😂

  • @pt008
    @pt008 2 года назад +5

    I laughed out loud at your facial expression at 10:30 ("Pale Pale Light" playing for the 17th time) - priceless.

  • @jayjetson7359
    @jayjetson7359 5 лет назад +43

    Mark, you didn't disappoint. This has got to be one of your funniest yet.

  • @eddixon2015
    @eddixon2015 5 лет назад +25

    It’s ironic that you mentioned that the howling had good effects because the same guy who did the effects for that did the effects for the movie that you’re wearing on your shirt

  • @pickeljarsforhillary102
    @pickeljarsforhillary102 5 лет назад +32

    They got their money out of that theme song.

    • @wolfpac1970
      @wolfpac1970 5 лет назад +8

      And yet they still paid to much for it.

  • @Thaistickthai
    @Thaistickthai 3 года назад +9

    the M.O.A.C.V. mother of all cargo vests literally had me laughing way more than it should've.

  • @JohnStopman
    @JohnStopman 5 лет назад +34

    Thank god Christopher Lee made amends, by accepting a role in Lord of the Rings.

    • @SuperPeterok
      @SuperPeterok 4 года назад +6

      Wasn't he in Star Wars

    • @pretorious700
      @pretorious700 3 года назад +9

      He had a very long and distinguished career before this crap.
      Hey, bills don't pay themselves.

    • @DavidLLambertmobile
      @DavidLLambertmobile 2 года назад +3

      @@SuperPeterok Count Dooku ... 😉

    • @imaghost2961
      @imaghost2961 Месяц назад

      Who’d he play???

  • @TheTb2364
    @TheTb2364 2 года назад +6

    I love how casually Stefan states that he is in possession of the Holy Grail

  • @MovieProdigy25
    @MovieProdigy25 5 лет назад +202

    Damn it Mark I'm trying to go to bed lol.

    • @BabysitterSky
      @BabysitterSky 5 лет назад +6

      So go to bed. Do you not understand how RUclips works? The video will be there when you get up.
      My guess is you were dinking around on RUclips anyway and wanted easy likes posting a very unoriginal comment.

    • @jowema8216
      @jowema8216 5 лет назад +14

      Kevin Storm, don't be a dick

    • @MovieProdigy25
      @MovieProdigy25 5 лет назад +3

      @@jowema8216 thank you for not being toxic

    • @zedsdead7848
      @zedsdead7848 5 лет назад +5

      Kevin Strom no need for that really mate

    • @conalcochranh3274
      @conalcochranh3274 3 года назад +1

      @@BabysitterSky Hey, dude, ever hear of a chill pill?

  • @kozmikoblivion
    @kozmikoblivion 4 года назад +8

    Say what you want, Mark... Howling by Babel is a bop.

  • @exploves9587
    @exploves9587 5 лет назад +313

    *Guess who's back, back again, Mark is back, tell a friend*

    • @WordUnheard
      @WordUnheard 5 лет назад +10

      But I don't have any friends.

    • @liammcnulty1987
      @liammcnulty1987 5 лет назад +6

      @@WordUnheard same. I'll be your friend, friend.

    • @ANT96-x8d
      @ANT96-x8d 5 лет назад +3

      Mark needs to do Freddy Got Fingered

    • @pickeljarsforhillary102
      @pickeljarsforhillary102 5 лет назад +3

      @@WordUnheard Was that you attic in the GEICO commercial?

    • @WordUnheard
      @WordUnheard 5 лет назад +3

      @@liammcnulty1987
      Thanks! Correction: I have one friend.
      Mark is back, oldschool1987!

  • @RandolphTheWhite1
    @RandolphTheWhite1 4 года назад +6

    14:05 "...the mother of all cargo vests..."
    LMFAO!!! 😂🤣
    I almost died laughing

  • @cameronschmitt649
    @cameronschmitt649 5 лет назад +41

    Howling 2 is a pun for "also howling"
    It's a license plate title.

    • @secludedmisanthrope6388
      @secludedmisanthrope6388 5 лет назад +2

      If anyone wanted a license plate that says "Also Howling" they should go die in a fire, because that's dumb...

    • @thedude5295
      @thedude5295 5 лет назад +4

      The working title for this movie was actually "Howling As Well"

  • @natazer
    @natazer 11 месяцев назад +2

    The howling artwork haunted and fascinated me as a kid.

    • @danielwilliams7562
      @danielwilliams7562 6 месяцев назад

      That's why I miss movie rental places. I loved checking out the boxes for movies in the 80s and wondering what the movie was just by looking at the art

  • @pothatuu
    @pothatuu 5 лет назад +45

    Also, Howling 3: The Marsupials is worth watching... It's set in Sydney, Australia, and features Were-Kangaroos.

    • @NatureFactsDesk
      @NatureFactsDesk 5 лет назад +7

      "Were-Kangaroos"???
      ...Christ, that is worth watching.

    • @CantrellBeau
      @CantrellBeau 5 лет назад +13

      Actually they are thylacines aka Tasmanian tigers. Werethylacines or Tasmanian weretigers? Hell, who knows. It's an awful film though.

    • @chopitup9950
      @chopitup9950 5 лет назад +2

      I've gotta see that movie. Were Kangaroos sound nice.

    • @casper6405
      @casper6405 5 лет назад +1

      Keith Ward wait a minute
      So you are saying that were kangaroos are a thing?

    • @cjwrench07
      @cjwrench07 5 лет назад +8

      There really is a Howling 3, and you aren’t just getting my hopes up for a Were-Platypus,

  • @HEDGE1011
    @HEDGE1011 5 лет назад +28

    "It's like if Valium was a genre of music."

    • @anonb4632
      @anonb4632 4 года назад +1

      That's Trance.

    • @katroamleft4721
      @katroamleft4721 3 года назад +3

      I like the theme music. But I also like Valium, so...

    • @DJSockmonkeyMusic
      @DJSockmonkeyMusic 3 года назад

      @@katroamleft4721 benzos are as awesome as new wave isn't.

  • @liammcnulty1987
    @liammcnulty1987 5 лет назад +52

    A Mark upload is like Christmas, but fun

  • @alexwaite7173
    @alexwaite7173 5 лет назад +14

    They dropped the “The” from Terminator 2. Maybe this is as good as that film........oh never mind.

  • @darkdemonqueen
    @darkdemonqueen 5 лет назад +34

    “Furriest fornication ever caught on film” -mark 😁

    • @12345.......
      @12345....... 5 лет назад +2

      11:31 for anyone interested. Mark has some great sound bites in every video.

  • @seanahmed9079
    @seanahmed9079 4 года назад +6

    'Pale, pale lights
    Pale, pale lights"!!!

  • @reddeadjournals1385
    @reddeadjournals1385 5 лет назад +75

    Jerry Seinfeld is looking fit these days.
    Oh, Hi Mark.

    • @ontologicallysteve7765
      @ontologicallysteve7765 5 лет назад +6

      How's your sex life?

    • @MrBilld75
      @MrBilld75 4 года назад +2

      @@ontologicallysteve7765 Lol, "I didn't hit her, I did nooooot, it's bullshit. Oh, Hi Mark." -Tommy Wiseau

  • @funnymom7
    @funnymom7 4 года назад +4

    I just love your reviews and often have mini marathons watching with my daughter but I have to say this review is my favorite yet. I’ve already watched this several times and laugh just as hard as the first time. You expressions and reactions are priceless. I actually remember watching this on cable back in the day was tripping on this thing even back then. Thanks for nailing this movie proper.

  • @marcoscarrasco92
    @marcoscarrasco92 5 лет назад +115

    This is an automatic like.

  • @gejopohl5102
    @gejopohl5102 9 месяцев назад +2

    The old man turning into a werewolf we see at minute nine is no other than the greate, late Ferdy Mayne who played Count Krolock in Polanskis THE FEARLESS VAMPIRE KILLERS. I talked with Ferdy about HOWLING II - he told me that he made the movie just for one single reason: to be able to spend a few days together with his old pal Christopher Lee in Prague.

  • @sarahpfeuffer1396
    @sarahpfeuffer1396 5 лет назад +8

    1:40 😂 when you talk about the theme song. How are you so funny and have perfect comedic timing?

  • @rone4166
    @rone4166 5 лет назад +5

    I remember seeing it as a kid and it did kinds freak me out back then. Lol.

  • @mezmerizer9422
    @mezmerizer9422 5 лет назад +15

    p.s. that town in "transilvania" is actually in Czech Republic.

    • @SwiftNimblefoot
      @SwiftNimblefoot 5 лет назад +3

      Yep that is the famous clock tower in Prague.

  • @CyberBeep_kenshi
    @CyberBeep_kenshi 3 года назад +2

    The making of the howling got me over fears of certain movies as a child. Quite liberating:)

  • @elbentzo
    @elbentzo 5 лет назад +15

    Is that Big McLargeHuge?! I love that dude.

    • @skylx0812
      @skylx0812 4 года назад +4

      "Howling: Yor's Sister Is a Werewolf"

    • @jacobjohnson2269
      @jacobjohnson2269 3 года назад +2

      When I heard him yell I knew it was slab beefrock!

  • @jasonraschen1109
    @jasonraschen1109 5 лет назад

    2 days later, that song is still stuck in my head. Thanks Mark.

  • @ParanormalFire
    @ParanormalFire 5 лет назад +55

    When can we expect a vid on Neil Breen's Twisted Pair?

    • @arizonaFIREent
      @arizonaFIREent 5 лет назад +4

      Just watched it last week on RUclips haha

    • @FanboyFlicks
      @FanboyFlicks  5 лет назад +17

      I currently have 2 videos planned ahead of it, so I’m looking at a Dec/Jan release

    • @anonb4632
      @anonb4632 4 года назад +1

      Meh, not a fan of the Breen videos. Do Cats (when it gets a home release), Caligula or that were-marsupial-wolf film.

  • @thedude5295
    @thedude5295 5 лет назад +8

    Mark: "Why not follow the creepy dwarf?"
    RUclips: DEMONOTIZIED!!!!

  • @klocka88
    @klocka88 5 лет назад +27

    As soon as they get rid of the the the the seems wasted

  • @heidifedor
    @heidifedor 5 лет назад +19

    Howling II: Electric Boogaloo.

  • @martinjpiana
    @martinjpiana 4 года назад +3

    “The mother of all cargo vests” ! ..i had to stop and laugh

  • @Kroggnagch
    @Kroggnagch Год назад +1

    “Should we follow him?”
    “Why not? He’s a tiny man. What’s the worst he could do?”

  • @orangeman2456
    @orangeman2456 5 лет назад +22

    People need those enchanted ear plugs when the theme song is played

  • @isaiaheden6866
    @isaiaheden6866 2 года назад

    honestly my favorite episode of the show. I've seen almost all of them a hundred times each, but there's something about your sheer disgust at this movie that brings a smile to my face two years later.

  • @firstname__lastname
    @firstname__lastname 5 лет назад +9

    A "detective of spooky shit" isn't that a paranormal investigator 😂😂

  • @rushnerd
    @rushnerd 5 лет назад

    I'm going to have to watch both of these movies now, You are a legend, Mark.

  • @spirituallyconscious7774
    @spirituallyconscious7774 4 года назад +5

    Can't lie when I was a kid the very first nightmare I ever had is after watching Howling 1 and 2.

  • @JohnHenry-k2f
    @JohnHenry-k2f 11 месяцев назад

    I saw this in the theater when it came out with a large group of friends. We had a blast!

  • @Antnj81
    @Antnj81 5 лет назад +5

    @16:55 "so then they kidnap Jenny and take her to the BONE room"
    *giggity giggity*
    😁😁😝

  • @Autopsy6
    @Autopsy6 2 года назад +2

    Starting a film by having Christopher Lee reading from a book in space with a skeleton is tight!

  • @HomerSimpsonIsCool
    @HomerSimpsonIsCool 5 лет назад +4

    Mark sounded like Jerry Seinfeld when he got upset in the Costco bit 18:00

  • @travisanderson77
    @travisanderson77 4 года назад +2

    "The tiny net is a death-sentence! It's a net...and it's tiny." -Master Pain (Betty)

  • @calisto9856
    @calisto9856 3 года назад +3

    The first movie actually gave me chills because of the howling in the forest at night the second one.... well.... it looked like it would have been a lot of fun to make lol

  • @DrDeathpwnsu
    @DrDeathpwnsu 2 года назад +1

    Under the pale pale light of the Moon is my new jam. I got that stuck in my head thanks to you, so I'm going to have to say that this is one of the few times that you're in fact wrong. I need me more of that pale pale light, baby. Shine it down on me, mama! This guy over here knows what I'm talking about.

  • @cameinyourface1351
    @cameinyourface1351 5 лет назад +23

    Best movie reviewer on RUclips right here

  • @crowningchristopher8273
    @crowningchristopher8273 3 года назад

    Your frustration with this movie is genuine, some of your best writing. It would almost make this movie watchable if I were somehow ever forced to sit through it again.

  • @WAX1138
    @WAX1138 5 лет назад +5

    Howling 3: The Marsupials is pretty funny too.

  • @adamogilvie6951
    @adamogilvie6951 3 года назад

    Omg this takes me back. I remember perusing around the horror section of the video store and seeing all these old titles lining the shelfs. I saw this movie years ago. Although a little cheesey I would probably watch it again. Nostalgia and all that. Why not?

  • @KirbicCreates
    @KirbicCreates 5 лет назад +15

    HE'S ALIVE!!!!!

  • @ekswfrenwn7
    @ekswfrenwn7 2 года назад +2

    I’m in tears laughing on how Mark reacts on the theme song 🤣

  • @RedRock22Productions
    @RedRock22Productions 5 лет назад +6

    3:51 Camera shadow is visible on the bottom of the left door. I think it's clear that the cameraman was behind it all along.

    • @konradcurze939
      @konradcurze939 Год назад +1

      Could explain why the camera man never dies.....he's a werewolf

  • @aaronl.3231
    @aaronl.3231 4 года назад +1

    “Oooooooo.. I hate this.” Lol. I’m right there with you.

  • @PaulRizzo
    @PaulRizzo 5 лет назад +10

    I see Mark.
    I click video.
    I watch video.
    I laugh at video.
    I give video a like.
    I support Mark on Patreon.

    • @tbayvic8564
      @tbayvic8564 3 года назад

      Never read a more selfish comment....Me Me Me❣ What About ME, WHAT ABOUT #RAVEN

  • @12345.......
    @12345....... 4 года назад +1

    Definitely one of your most hilarious reviews. 10 of 10.

  • @nightthornkvala94132
    @nightthornkvala94132 4 года назад +5

    Actually, I like this movie, though I haven'g seen it in a long time. It's cheesy and hilariously funny even though I don't think it was meant to be. And I actually kind of like the theme song. Trivia: Mariana is played by Marsha Hunt, the mother of Mick Jagger's daughter Karis and the inspiration for the Stones' song 'Brown Sugar'. If I remember right, wanting to see what Mick's ex looked like was the reason I watched this the first time I saw in the TV Guide that it was coming on late night TV o so many years ago.

  • @jameswhittingham8027
    @jameswhittingham8027 4 года назад +1

    The best thing these types of movies do is to make you think, "I could make a movie and in order for it to not be the suckiest thing ever, all it would have to be is better than this. And THIS got made!"
    Cheers Mark!

  • @davidj.thompson
    @davidj.thompson 5 лет назад +5

    Poor Christopher Lee! I'm glad this wasn't his last film! He looked so uncomfortable throughout the whole movie.

    • @scottdoesntmatter4409
      @scottdoesntmatter4409 9 месяцев назад +1

      I wonder if anyone pestered Lee at a convention by asking him to sign a copy of this flick, and raving about his performance.....poke poke

  • @handznet
    @handznet 4 года назад +2

    I concur this is one of the best B-movies, I saw it like 4x already and it is fun. That song is actually cool. And it is filmed in Czech Republic - what else you want?!

  • @markshulusky6680
    @markshulusky6680 3 года назад +10

    The movie ends with the famous "boob montage." Combining different clips made to look like reaction shots (especially the owl whose eyes widen comically) actually saved the movie for me the first time I saw it. It was the only thing I remembered.

    • @wildman2012
      @wildman2012 3 года назад

      I read (or saw) somewhere else (on RUclips) that Sybill Danning agreed, contractually, to ONE quick nude shot. So they got their money's worth by showing that One Shot, over and over again at the end.

  • @kimlayman4742
    @kimlayman4742 5 лет назад

    Glad your channel was recommended to me! Just subscribed. Laughed so much, all the way through. Had forgotten how bad this movie was. That theme music, just sent it over the top. Classic 80's cheese.

  • @doublep1980
    @doublep1980 5 лет назад +42

    *obligatory "Oh, hai Mark"-comment*

    • @kquandry
      @kquandry 4 года назад +1

      "i did not stake her, it's bullshit, I did not, oh hai Mark"... "You're a werewolf huuuh? Don't worry about it, Lisa is so sexy in her red dress"

  • @alexmeighan3590
    @alexmeighan3590 9 месяцев назад

    “Blessin the whole truck” love it…

  • @Nethingispossible145
    @Nethingispossible145 5 лет назад +6

    *Sees Christopher Lee wearing dope shades* Wait a minute... I've seen this somewhere before...
    Jontron did a video on this movie ages ago. Both this video and that one are great!

  • @piercetulley9914
    @piercetulley9914 3 года назад +2

    I think the "if valium was a genre of music" comment alone was worth the price of admission!lol

  • @dirbrody
    @dirbrody 5 лет назад +18

    Wasn’t this guy in “Space Mutiny” on Mystery Science Theatre 3000...

    • @MattHawes
      @MattHawes 5 лет назад +6

      Yes, and not only that, but the actor, Reb Brown, played Captain America in two TV movies in the 1970s, and in the second one he fought a villain played by Christopher Lee! They worked together twice!

    • @robinsl27
      @robinsl27 5 лет назад +2

      Aaaaaaaaaah! Now that I got that outta the way.

    • @doublep1980
      @doublep1980 5 лет назад +2

      Reb Brown is a shlock-movie icon,he starred in more shlock movies I can count.
      Spoony (anybody remembers him?) use to have an entire series with Reb Brown movie reviews.

    • @SabeFett
      @SabeFett 5 лет назад +6

      Big McLarge Huge!

    • @ParadoxapocalypSatan
      @ParadoxapocalypSatan 5 лет назад

      You mean on BOTW

  • @andresjalil7450
    @andresjalil7450 5 лет назад +2

    The part when they threw the net on the guy scared the hell out of me

  • @joerogers9413
    @joerogers9413 5 лет назад +3

    What makes this one of the best movies ever?
    Three words.
    1 WERE!
    2 WOLF!
    3 ORGY!

    • @exexpat11
      @exexpat11 5 лет назад +1

      Ah but the original also had Werewolf Orgy and Furry Sex Scene. This was Skin-a-Max Soft Core Gold back in the day. LOL! Hirsute freak-a-zoids must have loved all the Howling Movies.

  • @dansmoothback9644
    @dansmoothback9644 4 года назад +1

    Oh Reb Brown. Those warewolves can't get enough of Blast Hardcheese

  • @Missoudabeh
    @Missoudabeh 5 лет назад +11

    This morning I was thinking how much I'm looking forward to your next review video

  • @zmajodnocaja5088
    @zmajodnocaja5088 Год назад +1

    This is a great comedy and I like it a lot more than Samurai Cop, Troll 2, or Starcrash. This is the funniest shit out there. It's not really a sequel to The Howling. This is a really weird comedy that is really a stand-alone film. What's really weird about it is that they seem to have set out to make a straight horror film, with some humour and themes they thought would appeal to teenagers thrown in, but in post-production they realised it didn't work and simply shot a few extra scenes and deliberately edited the material they had to make it a complete and utter mess. The result is a comedy the likes of which you have never seen. A must-watch. And pay attention to every scene, because EVERY scene has something weird and goofy going on.

  • @Taipan108
    @Taipan108 5 лет назад +11

    You must review Howling 3: The Marsupials. It is truly terrible.

    • @anonb4632
      @anonb4632 4 года назад +2

      As featured on "Not Quite Hollywood" (a seriously good documentary)

  • @daffyphack
    @daffyphack Год назад +1

    I didn't realize that Ben was Reb Brown until he did his Space Mutiny scream at his sister's grave.

  • @seanmcclure
    @seanmcclure 5 лет назад +8

    The first comment should always be “Oh hai Mark”

  • @cernstormrunner7263
    @cernstormrunner7263 3 года назад +2

    i remember seeing this on TV when i was pretty young. Sybil Danning made me feel kinda funny, like when i climbed the rope in gym class.

  • @mangmerciless9606
    @mangmerciless9606 4 года назад +6

    The howling 2 is the worst werewolf movie ever.
    Howling 3: Hold my beer...

  • @CloudsBeyond
    @CloudsBeyond 2 года назад +2

    This film had it all - werewolves, killer dwarves, women with terrific bazooka joes firm hips and juicy nips, Christopher Lee, lot of porking sequences, and thriller/horror elements. Loaned blu ray to friend they watched it and said you can see some guys choppers as well as womens whoppers, I have seen it few times I never noticed any guys choppers being shown in it? Obviously you do see womens whoppers (incl. Sybil Danning's, Marsha Hunt's, etc). Overall an entertaining though odd movie!