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  • @1bottlejackdaniels
    @1bottlejackdaniels 5 лет назад +1018

    oh hi Mark! ...see you again in 6 months...

    • @RacinZilla003
      @RacinZilla003 5 лет назад +95

      Anyway, how's your sex life?

    • @skyler951
      @skyler951 5 лет назад +20

      Hahaha

    • @Fuchsfeuer
      @Fuchsfeuer 5 лет назад +41

      @@RacinZilla003 Hahaha what a story Mark^^

    • @danielburow8538
      @danielburow8538 5 лет назад +39

      That's bullshit, I did not hit her

    • @kenrickkahn
      @kenrickkahn 5 лет назад +8

      LOL!! More like 2021...

  • @Dragonslayer0325
    @Dragonslayer0325 5 лет назад +106

    “Not only am I completely bored, I have never been softer in my entire life” hahahahaha that killed me

    • @skylx0812
      @skylx0812 4 года назад +10

      That sex song was total cringe. Only because the lyrics sound no different than the bunk I used to type back when I used to cyber.
      Good god, I couldn't cyber any better than a bad cocaine fueled 80s musical.

    • @Soundofsilver2007
      @Soundofsilver2007 Год назад +1

      That’s in my top 5 Mark quotes. I personally find his off script jokes cringey but sometimes they’re a slam dunk imo.

  • @TheCricketBaba
    @TheCricketBaba 5 лет назад +1323

    You know it's a good day when Mark remembers he has a RUclips channel.

    • @skyler951
      @skyler951 5 лет назад +8

      Hahaha

    • @YtCondonesAnimalAbuse
      @YtCondonesAnimalAbuse 5 лет назад +7

      Couldn't have said it better

    • @kenrickkahn
      @kenrickkahn 5 лет назад +3

      LMAO 😂 😂😂 😂😂 😂😂 😂😂 😂 LITERALLY LAUGHING

    • @lurchlogan
      @lurchlogan 5 лет назад +1

      😂😂

    • @hunnybe28
      @hunnybe28 5 лет назад

      This actually made me laugh lol

  • @stellaVista
    @stellaVista 5 лет назад +81

    I knew a crew member who was working on this film back in the day in Berlin. She said that it was the most amazing and fun production she did in her entire carreer. There was such an abundance of money (and white powder), and everybody who was involved knew that the whole thing was a giant tax write-off for Golan. You can still find most of the filming locations today. It would be fun doing "Apple Sightseeing Tours", but the film is never shown in Germany and nobody knows of its existence.

    • @aVerveQuest
      @aVerveQuest Год назад +8

      Considering the "speed"" song i kinda guessed at the abundance of coke ingested during production

    • @koppsr
      @koppsr Год назад +6

      That was filmed in Berlin?! Wow, didn't recognize it for a sec! And I spent a lot of time in Berlin during my teenage years.

  • @novakrabby
    @novakrabby 5 лет назад +213

    Wait the F out... This movie is called "The Apple", everybody is forced to use stickers on their face, Is this the missing symbolism the director was trying to convey? Are we all fruits in a supermarket store?

    • @LunarDitz
      @LunarDitz 5 лет назад +33

      You may be on to something...

    • @michaelbiscay9836
      @michaelbiscay9836 5 лет назад +17

      Mind blown

    • @anonb4632
      @anonb4632 4 года назад +7

      The plot's no worse than "We Will Rock You"!

    • @mnmnnm586
      @mnmnnm586 4 года назад +27

      I think it is that consumerism consumes you. Whether literally buying something or over indulging in sex or what not, this behavior slowly destroys you. That is why there is religious (Christian) under/overtones in the film. Sin is not that you act on them, but that you let that sin consume the life that was given to you by God. At least, that is my interpretation.

    • @anonb4632
      @anonb4632 4 года назад +5

      @@mnmnnm586 I have only seen clips of this film, but I suspect you're right.

  • @crisannmccloy5274
    @crisannmccloy5274 4 года назад +46

    4:04 Mark 2019: "Try to imagine 15 years from now."
    Wait until you see what 2020 has in store...

    • @gregoryl.levitre9759
      @gregoryl.levitre9759 2 года назад

      2030 is looking like it will be completely different if the Globalists achieve their goal.

  • @bassliveevil
    @bassliveevil 5 лет назад +385

    I missed Mark and his reviews. Dont go away again

    • @markslaughter9497
      @markslaughter9497 5 лет назад +14

      Sorry Mark will be back
      I'm 6 months

    • @thegamingfrenzy698
      @thegamingfrenzy698 5 лет назад +7

      you know he will ....

    • @Soguwe
      @Soguwe 5 лет назад +23

      He is here ... Now

    • @commentcopbadge6665
      @commentcopbadge6665 5 лет назад +3

      This is the most common comment in every single one of his videos. LOL

    • @tecumsehcristero
      @tecumsehcristero 4 года назад

      @@markslaughter9497 you're 6 months?
      Why did you write "I'm 6 months"?

  • @witchypoo7353
    @witchypoo7353 4 года назад +43

    “I have no idea what’s going on here but I am very uncomfortable,” describes my entire life especially when it comes to dating

  • @Reaper-3000
    @Reaper-3000 5 лет назад +315

    Mark I totally understand your long hiatus between Shows. It takes a while to recover mentally from watching Stuff like this...

    • @Lesley_RedRhody
      @Lesley_RedRhody 5 лет назад +18

      Reaper 3000 While this might be true, I think people forget that Mark has a job outside of RUclips, so he’s not likely going to upload as frequently as other Content Creators. I can’t remember what it is exactly, but I do remember him mentioning it at one point.

    • @BigBossSquirtle
      @BigBossSquirtle 5 лет назад +8

      @@Lesley_RedRhody considering his patreon contributors. I'd say that's more than likely. Can't survive on $350/month

    • @doctorthirteen5727
      @doctorthirteen5727 5 лет назад +2

      He's probably been in detox from alcohol.

  • @michaelbiscay9836
    @michaelbiscay9836 5 лет назад +218

    Replace "BIM" with "Disney" and it no longer seems so crazy...

    • @user-oh9nh6zl2c
      @user-oh9nh6zl2c 4 года назад +15

      Right, it becomes Frightening !!!

    • @FanFanBessie2
      @FanFanBessie2 4 года назад +6

      Hah! You are correct, sir!😀

    • @GODCONVOYPRIME
      @GODCONVOYPRIME 3 года назад +7

      replace the stickers with masks........

    • @davidmays7052
      @davidmays7052 3 года назад +3

      go further, freemasons, disneys 33 club, thats freemasonry, pyramid with the eye is in every lodge, they are putting pyramids on there foreheads, and they must have the mark or they get fined, they have been programming this for years, for this moment in time. there is a micro needle array coming very soon for vaccine certification, its a small tattoo that you will apply yourself to your wrist, its the new authroitarian communist global system being implemented now through covid,
      16 And he causeth all, both small and great, rich and poor, free and bond, to receive a mark in their right hand, or in their foreheads:
      17 And that no man might buy or sell, save he that had the mark, or the name of the beast, or the number of his name.
      18 Here is wisdom. Let him that hath understanding count the number of the beast: for it is the number of a man; and his number [is] Six hundred threescore [and] six.

    • @mysticx0
      @mysticx0 3 года назад +13

      @@davidmays7052 bro, go get help.

  • @TheEpicSpire
    @TheEpicSpire 3 года назад +112

    the couple was Adam and Eve, the record contract was the Apple, Boogyloo was the Devil. the sticker was the mark of the beast. it is obviously the most genius movie of all time.

    • @carosvelasquez8461
      @carosvelasquez8461 2 года назад +5

      I know is late but this reminds me the hunger games

    • @cagneybillingsley2165
      @cagneybillingsley2165 2 года назад +4

      16:45 transexuals. this movie was ahead of its time

    • @johnwiks2597
      @johnwiks2597 Год назад +4

      The marriage between corporate and political power...makes sense to me. Just showing the direction the powers wanted to go

    • @signa8
      @signa8 Год назад +5

      @@johnwiks2597 Even more, the war between Power and Love, as shown with the first two songs, and how Power will always do everything it can to crush its opposition, even if it's not intentionally opposing them. I see that sort of thing happening on Twitter daily.

    • @jacquelinecallejas1390
      @jacquelinecallejas1390 Год назад +1

      They definitely did a very poor job of doing biblical allegory, but I did catch the reference to revelations where IIRC everybody has to wear the mark of the beast to do any business and that is one of the ways the devil will control people before the apocalypse ends earth. So this thing is a weird ineptly made revelations/apocalypse musical. Still found it hilarious though. I think the "actual actual vampire" was a producer. I know I read somewhere she hosted a screening of the movie relatively recently and had a sense of humor about the movie.

  • @Furzkampfbomber
    @Furzkampfbomber 4 года назад +21

    One has to appreciate how 50% of the dancing is basically people in all kinds of positions making boxing moves with their arms.

  • @Zareksis
    @Zareksis 5 лет назад +92

    Don't leave us again!. Name it whatever you want.

  • @frankieffbaby
    @frankieffbaby 5 лет назад +65

    Movies like this just shows how much cocaine was flowing through Hollywood

    • @tedmich
      @tedmich 2 года назад +7

      was?

    • @metamaggot
      @metamaggot Год назад

      it was made in germany not hollywood

  • @jarek400
    @jarek400 5 лет назад +107

    oh, hi Mark:) Greetings from Poland:) see you back in mid 2020

  • @aneffortlesssmile
    @aneffortlesssmile 5 лет назад +71

    Stickers = Mark of the Beast
    That's all I got. I'm half awake.

    • @anonb4632
      @anonb4632 4 года назад +5

      Biometrics... The only way to pay.

    • @percussion44
      @percussion44 3 года назад

      Disco influenced costumes, the story of the Devil and Daniel mouse, this things a Hodge podge.

    • @spankynater4242
      @spankynater4242 Год назад +1

      And the poke.

  • @mtndrew7854
    @mtndrew7854 5 лет назад +27

    13:50 - "So Alfie refuses to sign the contract, and WHY do the security guards have fangs?"

  • @bambufan3636
    @bambufan3636 5 лет назад +56

    From IMDB trivia:
    "The film originally began with a sequence in which Mr. Topps (aka God) creates the world. He sings the song "Creation" and brings various creatures including Alphie to life, then he sings a song with Mr. Boogalow (aka The Devil), who ultimately falls into a stream and disappears. Live animals, humans, puppets and people in costumes filled a small set. Mishaps abounded as a tiger got loose, the elephants got their trunks stuck in set pieces, people wearing a brontosaurus costume collapsed from the heat, and the terrain and restrictive size of the set proved difficult for the actors to dance through and cameras to maneuver. The omission of this disastrous shoot makes the biblical ending of the movie seem completely random."

  • @Acharbd
    @Acharbd 5 лет назад +145

    Do a bad movie review, do a bad food review, do a character review, do a skit, do a content review whatever man. We just want your comedy.

    • @debsreno911
      @debsreno911 5 лет назад +13

      I love all those suggestions.

  • @chriskneubuhl2557
    @chriskneubuhl2557 Месяц назад +1

    David here, I been a movie buff for over fifty years and I loved this movie over time!
    I remember seeing it in the theater and didn’t know what to make of it
    Saw it again on cable and loved it. Years later bought it on Disc. Why this did not become a midnight movie I will never know. It has everything to be one! I am sure it didn’t mean to be, but I thought it was a great social commentary about life in general. It felt like a bad dream and that is what makes it a classic! A must see! 😊

  • @tiffanyb6259
    @tiffanyb6259 5 лет назад +91

    Was literally just watching some of your old videos yesterday. What a pleasant surprise 🤪

  • @LucianCorrvinus
    @LucianCorrvinus 5 лет назад +24

    You gotta remember Disco hadn't been fully killed when they filmed this....so that explains the costumes at.least

    • @SlapChop1000
      @SlapChop1000 4 года назад +3

      that makes sense...🤯

    • @melonie_peppers
      @melonie_peppers 3 года назад +2

      Yes true. I like to think around 83 is when they dumped the disco for neon leg warmers haha

    • @BGNOLA
      @BGNOLA 2 года назад +2

      Mark should review CAN'T STOP THE MUSIC: a disco movie released in 1980 about a year after disco was dead.

  • @esyrim
    @esyrim 5 лет назад +38

    2019: fifteen years from now, there own't be anything special. Just some higher quality phone cameras. Maybe automatic trampolines, too.
    1980: fifteen years from now, we will all wear stickers on our faces by order of an all-powerful music record company.

    • @novusrex9809
      @novusrex9809 4 года назад +4

      Automatic trampolines?

    • @esyrim
      @esyrim 4 года назад +5

      @@novusrex9809 Anything's possible!

    • @spankynater4242
      @spankynater4242 Год назад

      They tried to make it come true in 2022. Only it was far more sinister. They tried to make us put poison into our veins, and a lot of us fell for it.

  • @kaesardb
    @kaesardb 4 года назад +39

    people singing and companies running the country, with depressed people... movie nailed 2020 perfectly

  • @alamian7625
    @alamian7625 5 лет назад +179

    Hey dude, I remember a long long time ago there was a youtuber doing a very similar show as yours, his name was Mark as well, but he was much younger though

    • @EroSennin404
      @EroSennin404 5 лет назад +12

      Oh yeah...i remember that...I wonder if they're related?... ...

    • @clarenceboddicker6679
      @clarenceboddicker6679 4 года назад +8

      I think the other Mark was born at a younger age

  • @raymondleggs5508
    @raymondleggs5508 5 лет назад +30

    When you combine david hasslehoff and tom cruise you get alfie

  • @MrFuggleGuggle
    @MrFuggleGuggle 5 лет назад +57

    There’s a fun game you can play while watching this movie.
    “Count the Straights!”

    • @debsreno911
      @debsreno911 5 лет назад +12

      I saw I think 2 but could be wrong.

    • @doctorthirteen5727
      @doctorthirteen5727 5 лет назад +9

      @@debsreno911 They weren't after making this movie.

    • @SirDankleberry
      @SirDankleberry 4 года назад +5

      Did this movie predict the big gay?

  • @paulajoy246
    @paulajoy246 5 лет назад +14

    I can honestly say that my life is a little bit better after knowing this movie exists

  • @jubsey91
    @jubsey91 5 лет назад +188

    stop acting like a cool father who after divorce disappears and always make twice a year "cameos" giving hopes and dreams.

    • @anonb4632
      @anonb4632 4 года назад +12

      That's not usually the father's fault but the mother's. It's happening to a friend of mine right now... They've been separated for two years and she has denied him access to his kids for months on end. Called "alienation".

    • @looloopomerania7988
      @looloopomerania7988 4 года назад +3

      Anon B pussy

    • @ryanmozert
      @ryanmozert 4 года назад +6

      @@anonb4632 mine too. I was the best man at their weddinv. They had 2 kids, then she moved to North Carolina , took the kids, and never came back..

    • @ryanmozert
      @ryanmozert 4 года назад +2

      @@anonb4632 wedding **.

    • @anonb4632
      @anonb4632 4 года назад +3

      @@ryanmozert That stinks. It's happening to a friend of mine and it breaks my heart. I don't think adults always appreciate how much damage they do. For an eight year old and a four year old, two years is a long time. I used to know their son, who is about eight - I was like an uncle to him

  • @m83-b7y
    @m83-b7y 5 лет назад +39

    "Cocaine is a hell of drug"-Rick James. Pretty much explains this mess of a movie and the people who made it

    • @magnuskallas
      @magnuskallas 3 года назад

      The Wall is one of my Top-10 films. And I love Rocky Horror... , don't mind Tommy etc... Now I hadn't heard of this one before. Jesus, it's insulting vomit of tasteless delusions. No wonder the nutcase director considered... You know what.

  • @bradcook8640
    @bradcook8640 5 лет назад +83

    “Pulse rate : 132. Heart rate: 138.”
    Somebody’s got a pulse deficit.

    • @small_ed
      @small_ed 4 года назад +4

      You're confusing heart RATE with heart BEATS! :-)

  • @rcala1980
    @rcala1980 4 года назад +10

    Hey Mark & company, I really love the revamp, the new logo colors are pleasing and symmetrical and the show hasn’t lost one bit of its spark! Keep up the good work and hilarious commentary! Keep being yourself!

  • @cappadocius9379
    @cappadocius9379 5 лет назад +62

    So basically this is the future if MTV took over today.

    • @alexanderarkum4793
      @alexanderarkum4793 5 лет назад +4

      No because MTV hates white people and I see a couple of those

    • @ravissary79
      @ravissary79 4 года назад +6

      @@alexanderarkum4793 80s mtv.

    • @washedblue
      @washedblue 3 года назад +2

      I'm thinking more like if theatre kids ran the world

  • @JerryListener
    @JerryListener 3 года назад +3

    This is exactly what 1994 was really like. Such a prophetic movie..
    Also, I really miss that cave.

  • @lindaeasley4336
    @lindaeasley4336 5 лет назад +152

    Call me " weird " but I have always found that bad movies are the most entertaining

    • @UnforgivenRonin
      @UnforgivenRonin 5 лет назад +7

      Its because when something is "bad" you have more to talk about

    • @melodyrichardson5051
      @melodyrichardson5051 5 лет назад +6

      They really are. They're great for getting stoned with your friends and making fun of them.

    • @nsr5961
      @nsr5961 5 лет назад +2

      Linda Easley I guess because they become funny when the theme is supposed to be serious.

    • @mm-fi4ge
      @mm-fi4ge 5 лет назад +8

      That's basically why we all are here.

    • @lindaeasley4336
      @lindaeasley4336 5 лет назад

      @@nsr5961 So true

  • @Kroggnagch
    @Kroggnagch 20 дней назад

    Hands down, one of my favorite episodes. I always find myself coming back to this one.

  • @MissCookieThief
    @MissCookieThief 5 лет назад +68

    "God shows up in a Rolls Royce that comes out of the sky."
    .... *wot*

  • @ethericboy
    @ethericboy 4 года назад +10

    "15 years into the ruture I predict tv"s with higher resolutions and more depressed people" A real visionary eh?

  • @Snordix
    @Snordix 5 лет назад +15

    Apparently there's a prologue where Mr. Topps creates the first human (the main dude) and sends him to earth.
    There's a pretty interesting background to the movie if you do a quick search; the initial idea came from a couple of musicians who where disillusioned with the music industry and wanted to make a stage musical in which they criticized the stereotypical evil producer, in the vein of 1984. Menahem Golan got a hold of the project and pretty much completely rewrote the music and general tone. Not strange if you are somewhat aware of his shenanigans and wild ambitions.

  • @zmbdog
    @zmbdog 6 месяцев назад +1

    I love how they included the firefighters dancing! That's the kinda thing where typically you'd be left asking "Well, what if there's a fire or something?" but this movie just heads you off there and says "Yes. Even if lives are at stake, you MUST stop and dance!"

  • @TAubrey
    @TAubrey 5 лет назад +14

    i love how you always come back after so long and act like nothing happened lol, love you mark

  • @HEDGE1011
    @HEDGE1011 5 лет назад +3

    I first saw this years ago and several times since, and it's still the most hilarious musical allegory of all time.

  • @atxmedic0544
    @atxmedic0544 5 лет назад +63

    And then my Monday night just got a hell of a lot better.

  • @Endymion766
    @Endymion766 4 года назад +3

    Yes, in the 80's we were expecting flying cars and moon bases by 1999 because the rate of technological development was exploding exponentially. However, it was drastically underestimated how much research would be required to get that tech, assuming that the same amount of research that got us from 1960 tech to 1980, would get us from 1980 to Star Trek. So you see a lot of 80's movies set in the "far future" of 1995 etc and there's always flying cars, lasers, and wicked flashy stuff, because FUTURE!

    • @BGNOLA
      @BGNOLA 2 года назад +1

      Sigue Sigue Sputnik were definitely an example of that: they were supposed to be the band of the 90s, not knowing grunge would happen.

  • @poeterritory
    @poeterritory 5 лет назад +75

    They needed a sequel: The Apple II - Electric Boogalow.

    • @unclebadger597
      @unclebadger597 5 лет назад +5

      Haha! That took me .7 seconds too long to get

    • @jamstonjulian6947
      @jamstonjulian6947 5 лет назад +5

      That's like... layered. VERY COOL.

    • @danielramsey6141
      @danielramsey6141 5 лет назад +2

      Ah GOD! I was Just thinking of this Joke Lol 🤣

    • @poeterritory
      @poeterritory 5 лет назад

      @@danielramsey6141 It was really just a matter of who got there first :)

    • @matthewdunk
      @matthewdunk 4 года назад +1

      The Apple IIe

  • @AnonAnon1
    @AnonAnon1 4 года назад +10

    I remember 1994 being exactly like that

    • @karnerblue7658
      @karnerblue7658 3 месяца назад

      I still have my BIM sticker! 😀

  • @Yoroiful
    @Yoroiful 5 лет назад +13

    As a person who has many guilty pleasure movies (The Room, Twilight, Deadgirl), I appreciate the name change. Those movies are definitely not great, but they give so much entertainment.

  • @stealthcheck
    @stealthcheck 5 лет назад +7

    Mark is so Canadian that he can't even call movies bad anymore.

  • @lightsabermetrics
    @lightsabermetrics 5 лет назад +11

    I had never heard of this film before watching this video. I'm now wondering where Mark had discovered this bizarre masterpiece.

  • @kenrickkahn
    @kenrickkahn 5 лет назад +15

    Tommy Wiaeso: *OH Hi Mark! So Anyway how is your sex life? *
    Mark: *"I never been softer in my entire life"*

    • @ShamrockParticle
      @ShamrockParticle 3 года назад +1

      Disco has that effect on people...
      🤣

    • @ro4eva
      @ro4eva 3 года назад +1

      @@ShamrockParticle -- Makes me wanna throw the speakers playing the disco out the nearest window. And the odd thing is, I used to enjoy faster beats in music growing up. Now, for some reason, I find this subgenre to be silly and, at times, even obnoxious.

  • @robsaunders623
    @robsaunders623 5 лет назад +20

    Remember when mark said he was back for good........ 6 months ago.......

  • @elisabethtuuling-askforema1940
    @elisabethtuuling-askforema1940 5 лет назад +39

    "And here is a disco song about having an orgasm" I laughed so hard 😂😂

    • @anonb4632
      @anonb4632 4 года назад +2

      Have you ever seen "Lisztomania"?

    • @katherineheasley6196
      @katherineheasley6196 2 года назад

      All disco songs were about having an orgasm.

    • @oliversomething
      @oliversomething 4 месяца назад

      _You can ring my beeeee-eeee-ell_
      _Ring my bell_

  • @lela3926
    @lela3926 5 лет назад +22

    Mark!!!! 🤮😭🥰
    I threw up I was so happy.
    I'm on board with this new format. Yes please. Just don't leave us for so long 😭

    • @andromedaiscoming185
      @andromedaiscoming185 5 лет назад +2

      Rather have quality than quantity to be honest.

    • @lela3926
      @lela3926 5 лет назад

      @@andromedaiscoming185 I do too honestly, I just love this guy too much!

  • @kikemoglia9893
    @kikemoglia9893 5 лет назад +6

    That God guy is Denomolos from Bill and Ted 2. Great review👍😁

    • @only257
      @only257 5 лет назад

      Kike Moglia agreed😍

  • @RacinZilla003
    @RacinZilla003 5 лет назад +16

    OH MY GOD, WE'VE BEEN BLESSED!!
    See you next season

  • @Jlongtors0
    @Jlongtors0 4 года назад +9

    "The good Twilight Zone." Thank you for that.

  • @reddeadjournals1385
    @reddeadjournals1385 5 лет назад +8

    Great review of an obscure movie made during an obscure time.

  • @johntowner1893
    @johntowner1893 3 года назад +3

    Wow. The Homer Simpson car.
    That made my day. Nice one!

  • @melodyrichardson5051
    @melodyrichardson5051 5 лет назад +7

    This film is awesomely bad, great for stoner parties. The car in the sky kills me every time! 😂

  • @D-Ross86
    @D-Ross86 3 года назад +2

    How is this channel not bigger. So underrated. I love this channel ❤️

  • @heeeeeresrossy
    @heeeeeresrossy 5 лет назад +11

    Mark! I mourned you already! And now you're back? I feel like a bloody fool! 😂

  • @blissmaster71
    @blissmaster71 5 лет назад +11

    When my wife falls asleep with the tv on, I’ll turn her show off and switch to this or a movie like this (it’s on Prime), just to see her WTF face when she wakes up

  • @Lesley_RedRhody
    @Lesley_RedRhody 5 лет назад +6

    Change is inevitable, healthy and necessary. I’m subscribed to too many Channels- that I absolutely love- in which the slightest deviation sends people into a goddamn fit! I hope you won’t get the same treatment, Mark.
    💚🤗🤗💚

  • @temperingtantrum
    @temperingtantrum Год назад +1

    OMG Mark, thank you for introducing me to this movie. I live near a city with an awesome 2nd run theater with food & alcohol. They did a 5 day run of the Apple. It was so much fun to be in a theater singing along! "Speed" was freaking fantastic. If this is happening near you, go and see it.

  • @bigbysnow6306
    @bigbysnow6306 5 лет назад +20

    My god I need this please post more I can’t wait another 3 months

    • @debsreno911
      @debsreno911 5 лет назад

      I agree! I love his videos.

  • @phreddd
    @phreddd 3 года назад +3

    The Apple is perhaps my favorite bad movie. And everything you said about it is precisely why! I first say this movie when it was a CBS Late Movie in the early 80s. And for many years I thought I completely imagined it because absolutely no one I knew had seen it or even heard if it. Then a friend of mine who works in movie production gifted me with a DVD of the movie back in the mid-90s (ironically sense that's when it's set). I still like to torture myself every now and then. I was actually looking for it when I came across your review! Spot on description of this "masterpiece". 👌🏾

  • @professor_lembach
    @professor_lembach 5 лет назад +8

    I was introduced to The Apple via Rifftrax. And it's one of my all-time favorites. And its like Mark says, the songs ARE catchy. I like some of them. I mean that unironically. I was singing that "I know how to be a mah-stah." song for WEEKS. You might recognize Mister Bigaloo as the SPECTRE agent from "From Russia With Love". He makes this movie. I even bought the regular unriffed version of this movie, and i HATE musicals. That's how great this movie is.

  • @NosOmnesUnum
    @NosOmnesUnum Год назад +2

    I highly recommend "Electric Boogaloo: The Wild, Untold Story of Cannon Films", it makes much, much more sense (not the film itself, but the history behind it (and countless other incredible Cannon productions :))).

  • @Rswipes83
    @Rswipes83 5 лет назад +8

    Nice to see you back. Much love from Scotland

    • @anonb4632
      @anonb4632 4 года назад

      It's ok for you not to be British. Scottish independence now!

    • @Rswipes83
      @Rswipes83 4 года назад

      Shove yer independence up yer arse.

  • @jrbear-qb4ko
    @jrbear-qb4ko Год назад

    This movie will always have a special place in my heart, there's something very endearing about it with all of its flaws it has a lot of heart and I truly love it.

  • @Duchess-yv8gt
    @Duchess-yv8gt 5 лет назад +6

    Oh gosh when he said "Doritos Suit" I lost it. :D:D

  • @werdna9006
    @werdna9006 3 года назад +1

    Wow shocked me to see such legends of the Cinema/TV Vladek Sheybal (James Bond, UFO) Miriam Margolyes (too numerous to mention) and Joss Ackland (Lethal Weapon) in this

  • @adamlee007
    @adamlee007 5 лет назад +20

    Almost forgot about this channel. Its bad when jontron uploads more than you! Love u mark!

  • @Alteringrealitystudios
    @Alteringrealitystudios 7 месяцев назад +1

    One of my favorite movie pop culture references when speaking of sick cities.

  • @gkcs
    @gkcs 5 лет назад +28

    I just love this channel.

  • @glorygloryholeallelujah
    @glorygloryholeallelujah 2 года назад +1

    10:56 - I’ve actually experienced this very scenario several years ago….
    Except it was called *BurningMan.*
    🤣

  • @Jaxxxz1356
    @Jaxxxz1356 5 лет назад +35

    Woo thanks Mark! Was having a crappy day and this just made it all better.

  • @MooseBme
    @MooseBme 4 года назад +3

    THIS, is why I love bad "B" movies and miss Mystery Science Theater 3000.
    !(: THANKS :)!

  • @henryk123
    @henryk123 5 лет назад +11

    To be honest, I prefer The Apple to The Rocky Horror Picture Show. Nice to see you again Mark. BTW how's that Twisted Pair review coming along?

    • @ravissary79
      @ravissary79 4 года назад

      In many ways this is culturally the anti rocky horror picture show.

  • @comiskey2005
    @comiskey2005 Год назад +6

    Actually, a mandated hour of exercise for a majority of Americans isn’t such a bad idea.

  • @stazz316
    @stazz316 5 лет назад +22

    this basically is interstella 555 but without any sense

  • @Odious_One
    @Odious_One Год назад +1

    Fun Fact: They gave FREE soundtracks to everyone who attended the premiere for this "musical". It was SO bad that everyone threw the soundtracks at the screen so hard they were embedded into it.

  • @davidmayberry3190
    @davidmayberry3190 5 лет назад +8

    Mark, YOU HAVE TO DO THE FANATIC WITH JOHN TRAVOLTA....IT'S HILARIOUS!!!!!!

    • @doctorthirteen5727
      @doctorthirteen5727 5 лет назад +2

      Yes,I saw Chris Stuckmann's review. It's a Trainwreck on every aspect of filmmaking.

    • @davidmayberry3190
      @davidmayberry3190 5 лет назад +2

      @@doctorthirteen5727 What's really funny is that supposedly Travolta was offered the role of Forrest Gump, but turned it down because he had already accepted his role in Pulp Fiction......this could have been your Forrest Gump.

    • @markduncan3806
      @markduncan3806 4 года назад

      ima watch that right now,sounds delightful.greetings from scotland.

  • @richpolysorbate4328
    @richpolysorbate4328 4 года назад +2

    The Apple was a discofied version of Pantom of the Paradise. They both were musicals that had a villian who was a record producer and that had talent shows to look for stars to exploit. Shades of Phil Specter.

  • @echoishii8282
    @echoishii8282 5 лет назад +24

    Yay! You're back.

  • @mattkemerait
    @mattkemerait 5 лет назад

    The brief Hiatus just makes it all the more special when Mark does post.

  • @thehaip
    @thehaip 5 лет назад +8

    I have no idea what's going on right now but I'm very uncomfortable.

  • @jasonraschen1109
    @jasonraschen1109 5 лет назад

    Welcome back Mark! I love the new title of the show! Never seen "The Apple" but I had heard of it. Had no idea how crazy it is. Great episode!

    • @Disneyfan1955
      @Disneyfan1955 3 года назад

      It is a must see like a bad dream 😴

  • @rodneybellard4043
    @rodneybellard4043 5 лет назад +19

    Cocaine and the 80’s ladies and gentlemen....😂😂😂

  • @Katherine_The_Okay
    @Katherine_The_Okay 2 года назад

    This movie looks like a lost episode of classic-era Doctor Who. The bad guy not only looks like The Master, he's *called* the Master, there are serious Happiness Patrol and Macra Terror vibes, and the outfits and sets are straight out of the "we've got to look futuristic on a budget" schools of costuming and cinematography. I need to watch this mad lark ASAP.

  • @chriswimberley7511
    @chriswimberley7511 5 лет назад +14

    Missed you man!!

  • @witchypoo7353
    @witchypoo7353 4 года назад +2

    You can totally make a movie that is basically a long series of music videos that tie seamlessly together to tell a coherent and powerful story... but you have to be Pink Floyd in order to do that

  • @FyreNano
    @FyreNano 5 лет назад +4

    17:40
    That was the best transition

  • @monsterhanna6691
    @monsterhanna6691 4 года назад

    I have to admit, some of these songs do get stuck in my head. 😂

  • @xinfr4z893
    @xinfr4z893 5 лет назад +13

    Oh Hi Mark!
    Welcome back to youtube =D

  • @winterkrash
    @winterkrash 3 года назад +1

    There’s a documentary about the director of this film, Menahem Golan. The title is “Electric Boogaloo: The Wild, Untold Story of Cannon Films”.

  • @bittercephalopod1569
    @bittercephalopod1569 5 лет назад +10

    LOL! Check out Allan Love from this movie. Search: Ruby Tate's (the name of his restaurant). He was on Kitchen Nightmares.

    • @IntermezzoR
      @IntermezzoR 5 лет назад +4

      Season 5 episode 1, a seafood restaurant with a pair of crusty knickers on the wall.

  • @rodolfoleal7295
    @rodolfoleal7295 5 лет назад

    As always, it's great to have you back Mark.

  • @doctorthirteen5727
    @doctorthirteen5727 5 лет назад +8

    16:04 Are the people inside the burning building required to exercise while engulfed in flames?

  • @PerpetuallyPerturbedPenguin
    @PerpetuallyPerturbedPenguin 4 года назад

    I remember watching this movie when I was like 7 or so. It was ending and my dad was just flipping channels. I was strangely obsessed with finding it. Didn't happen until like 2007. My curiosity was satisfied and to be honest, I'm still kind of obsessed with it.