As a kid I remember that we would go to eat at this restaurant, and the owner was our friend. I was like "Hey, he's giving us money, he's very kind!" and then my dad explained to me what change is.
Gender reveal parties are rly just getting out of hand I swear in the future a gender reveal party is gonna accidentally cause a mass extinction or something Edit: Wow guys thanks for giving gender reveal party ideas that could end humanity
What the actual 🅱uck is the point of a gender reveal? Yeah it was actually a girl whatever I dont care girls arent special You can replace "girl" with "boy" in that sentence and it would also make sense What the actual 🅱uck.
And that's not even mentioning the fact rhat they're kind of stupid. It's like, why throw a party for it? Just TELL the people who care. And then there's also the fact that your child may not end up that gender.
People: Make religious structures insanely difficult to weather or damage by design Also People: "My religious structure survived _____________ it's a sign from god!"
People: Make a religious symbol that is literally just two lines intersecting. Also people: "Anywhere there are two intersecting lines, it's a sign from God!"
What about that is harmful to anybody? Does people exercising a belief and not living a depressing nihilistic life upset you? Does the idea that people should live by a code of ethics, morals, and fundamental kindness upset you?
(Creating a hurricane for the gender reveal) "This just in: a new tropical storm, dubbed 'Hurricane Murphy', is barreling towards the coast" "It's a boy! Hooray!"
To explain a little about mail-in voting and why it's an issue right now: Mail in voting is a system where a US citizen is delivered a request form where they can state their intent to vote by mailing in their ballot. This is then returned to the government and, if they did state yes, they are then checked in the system to see if they are registered to vote, if they have any reasons to be exempt from this option, or if somebody has tried to fraudulently claim a ballot for somebody else (such as the recently deceased). Once this has been checked, the ones that qualify are sent a ballot in the mail, they fill this ballot out, then the ballot is returned via mail. These are all done in officially identifiable envelopes so that any tampering is detectable and the sorting office directs them to the correct location. The votes are then counted at an official location the same as if the ballots were cast in person on an in-person ballot. However. Trump, and his lackeys, are trying to nyx this because, historically, the more people that actually vote overall, the more likely the left is to win the vote. Because the left generally supports policies that are more desirable, such as healthcare, not driving up the national debt, not paying defense contractors 700 Billion dollars a year while education and other necessary departments are cut down to around 1-3 billion at most, and so on. On top of that, with Covid, a record number of people are likely going to select the vote-by-mail option. So Trump et. al. are trying to discredit the system by saying it's full of fraud. They are removing sorting machines from the post office, they are removing overtime from post office workers, they are literally removing post boxes from the roadsides in some areas... every single dirty trick they can find is going into narrowing down the voter pool to those who are dumb enough to cram into voting halls in a pandemic, and ensuring that only the consistently right-wing areas have readily available places to vote in the first place. Vote by Mail is used almost universally in some states, by all military personnel that are over-seas during voting periods, by any citizens that cannot return to the country on the date, and... most importantly... has been used multiple times by Donald Trump himself. So... yeah... it's like everything in Trump's America; if he doesn't like it, if it may hurt his chances of re-election, he puts somebody with a vested interest in destroying that thing in charge of it, then rants about how unreliable and in need of removal that thing is. I am scared of, and for, America every time I turn on the news.
Actually in demoncratic areas they're purposlely using dead people's registration, along with the illegal immigrants. Also if you can stand 6feet apart in stores and other places you can stand 6 feet apart to register
@@heatherturner2366 You're either just trolling, or incredibly stupid. The last Federal investigation into Mail in Voter Fraud encountered only 16 or so confirmed cases of attempted fraud, not successful, only attempted. Of those cases, the majority were confirmed to be trying to fraudulently vote for the right, not the left. Those are easily-checked FBI findings, not politicised, just the facts. Illegal Immigrants do not even get past the initial screening because the government has no reason to send out the actual application form to them, because they are not on the register, so they can't even apply for mail in voting. A person's dog, who was registered as a dependent on a person's tax return, was sent an application for the ballot, and when the owner made this public, it was confirmed that it was down to them being registered as a person, not a dog. Illegal Immigrants do not have even that much status, and so do not get mail in ballots. As I stated in my earlier comment, the applications for mail-in ballots are screened for things like the recently deceased, so anyone attempting to apply for them under a dead person's name is rejected and never gets as far as receiving an actual ballot. Then again, you're replying to comments on an English guy's meme video attempting to disprove easily found facts from your own government, so I don't really credit you with the intelligence of a moistened biscuit.
1:12 In what English-speaking country are schoolchildren taught that 0123456789 are called "Arabic" numerals? The term is in any case misleading. Decimal numerals were invented in India; their use spread to Arabia and North Africa where slightly different forms were used (which are the ancestors of the numerals used today in Arabia). Leonardo of Pisa advocated their use, and in a still different form, they spread through Europe. So they are not the forms prevalent in Arabia, and they weren't invenited in Arabia.
@@omar-hi8kq "The most commonly used system of numerals is the Hindu-Arabic numeral system. Two Indian mathematicians are credited with developing it. Aryabhata of Kusumapura developed the place-value notation in the 5th century and a century later Brahmagupta introduced the symbol for zero." A quick Google search for you.
Can you imagine the clerks face when that dude gives the 20 and then withdraws 20 from his card only for the clerk to hand it back to them lmao nyahahahaha 🤣🤣
It's like going to Vegas and playing the change-maker machine!!! I put in 1 dollar, and I win 4 quarters!!! 38 jackpots in a row Baby! I'm on a roll!!!
I get this is two years old, but as someone that works at a bank this is as common as it is annoying. I regularly have people hand me $300 cash to deposit into their account, in addition to a $200 check they want to cash. I end up handing most the 20's they handed me first, back, and just depositing $100 cash plus the the check. While the amounts vary from person to person, the overall scenario is more than common, and it's always the same customers that do it.
Plot twist: Jokes about Jake’s lamp are funny I made this as a response to a comment about how Jokes about Jake’s lamp aren’t funny... I think I have split the community
69 + 27 days of getting Jake to say "hello everyone my name is real jake" to confuse some people 1 day of helping someone down in the comments to make jake say "my name is fakob jakob" w h y
@Damien Paz white people have been enslaved too, segregation against them too. Every race has been discriminated against before and racism against every race
When I was little I used to think that the couple told the Baker or whatever that they were having a baby so the Baker would make a cake that was pink or blue, so he/she decided if she was going to give birth to a boy or a girl.
8:32 The company is asking the question the wrong way. What they should ask is : What is the primary reason you ordered food "from (insert company/restaurant/app/site name here) ?" aka "Why you choice to order here instead of other places?"
Plot twist: his lamp is actually an advanced electrical device that emits fundamental particals (typically called photons) at a visible light wavelength that also doubles as a heating device
I’m going to try to explain the COVID mail in ballots dilemma. So in order to vote you need to be registered and to register you have to provide a current residence. For in person voting, there is a list of all registered voters in your area at local voting stations and in order to vote your name has to be on the list. After giving your name and address your name is then crossed out to prevent someone else using your identity to vote. Your residence is also used for normal mail in ballets as the location to where the ballet is sent. One of the problems comes in because every time you move to a new area, if you want to be eligible to vote, you have to register this new address. Which is fine if you do in person voting, but if you do mail in voting and do not delete your previous residence, a mail in ballot will be sent to all residences you have registered. And this can also apply if you have multiple names or changed names, for example if you get married and your last name changes. Having multiple ballets sent to you or you past residences under different names. On top of that the DMV started automatically, registering all people receiving their drivers license, to vote. Weather they are a citizens or not. Also many dead people are still on the voter registrar. Another issue I’ve herd about, but am not ready counting because I am not sure how prevalent this is across the county. Is faculty working at homeless shelters registering the people, who stay at the shelter for a few days before moving on, to vote and signing them up to receive mail in ballots. Obviously these people who have already left the shelter can not vote on the mail in ballots sent to the shelter. And as long as you are signed up to receive a mail in ballot you cannot vote in person. The main problem with the current plan for the COVID mail in voting is that the mail in ballets will be sent to the residences of all voters currently registered to vote. That means all the duplicate ballets for the same person, all the people currently in the country with drivers licenses who are not citizens, and all the dead people who are still on the list, as well as every place they lived in while they were alive. But one of the largest issue is that there is no way to check if a ballet has been copied because they aren’t watermarked, or have any other identifying marker on them to prevent the copying of mail in ballets. There is also currently no safeguards in place to prevent these duplicate ballets being counted. This is just my current personal understanding of the situation. so I’m sorry if I missed anything or got anything wrong. Thank you 😊
Absentee voting and early voting is different than vote by mail. Vote by mail is considerably different. Military and overseas voting in 2016 saw 68% of ballots returned completed, and 3% of those were rejected, mostly due to returning after the election deadline. Also, of the absentee ballots issued in country in 2016, 79.9% were returned completed, and 1% rejected. In total, 140,114,503 people voted, which is only 63% of the registered voters (214,109,360) in the country. As of 2016, the estimated population was ~323,100,000. If there are issues making anywhere from 1-3% of the votes discounted at the number of early/absentee voting mail ballots already, it will only be worse when the number of ballots by mail doubles or triples. To put it this way, Trump lost the popular vote in the election by roughly 1%. The variables we have already seen would be enough to completely sway the election, either doubling Trumps loss or granting Trump a popular vote victory instead. In one state, they did mail in voting for the primary and 20% of the votes were discounted. Federal courts canceled the election results and they have to do it again. That was a few months ago. Imagine the pandemonium if the National Presidential Election has a 20% ballot rejection rate like the primary in a single state already has. It would be civil war
11:15 reminds me of when we had a math teacher who's internet was so bad one lesson we couldnt understand anything, and we tried writing in the chat but he never reads the chat. We also tried unmuting to tell him, but he must have misunderstood and got annoyed. None of us learnt anything that lesson.
My former high school has a renovated theater center because of a victim of the 9/11 attacks. Her husband donated around 75% of the funds required because he knew how much she had loved our theater program, and honestly from what I've heard about her, that's how she would want to be remembered. Jennifer L. Dorsey-Howley, if you want to look it up.
I agree with the person at 2:20 because my parents are in their mid-60s one has COPD and the other has diabetes and we’ve already had three people at school get covid so I am worried about that and my neighbor was also exposed to it
Cause it means ‘the Lord’, which is what christians call god. in whatever language they speak, including arabic. amazes me that some are surprised by that
8:02 I’ve actually been using an app called Libby to download audiobooks from my local library to listen to. It’s free. You just need a library card. It has regular ebooks too.
There are many secure ways to vote by mail, states are proposing just sending mail to everyone with absolutely no security involved, with this lack of security anyone can vote (Illegal immigrants, underage people, dead people, pets and ect...) so someone can vote in place of your dead grandmother or something.
Oh my god... I remember Cash Back being a new thing and everyone laughing because you literally don't get any cash "back" and that no one was falling for that.... 😶
BonaparteBardithion Yeah. We were naive to believe that term wouldn’t eventually work on people… Then again people still believe the price _decreases_ on big sales like Black Friday. It’s like people decided to _trust_ marketing companies and I can’t figure out why.
Similar to when I didn't have a bluetooth speaker at work, so I put my phone in a small pot to resonate louder. We also strapped a paper cup to a phone when the car stereo went out. I like that they put the detail of needing to keep the volume way down.
These people exist in America. 3:12 Idiots getting offended by all lives matter. 3:21 Idiots believing that all lives matter implies that black lives don't matter, and calling people who believe all lives matter racist.
Doctor Eggman uhm, no. Saying all lives matter is offensive because as of right now in America, there is a racial difference between unnecessary police violence victims. So no, in America, all lives DO NOT matter right now.
Since you asked, vote by mail is the policy where every registered voter is sent a mail in ballot. Very few places have implemented this and there have been some charges of voter fraud occurring in those areas. The problem with vote by mail is that anyone could theoretically come up to your mailbox, take your vote, fill it out, and have it sent back through another mailbox. There have also been cases where the deceased, previous owners of the property, previous residents, or random people living near the area get sent voter ballots at the wrong address.
2:40 Absentee voting is way different than mass mailing out based on previously voter registry. Absentee is a confirmed ballot requiring ID whereas in many places the mass mailout end up going to a large number of people who have moved or died, ending up in voter fraud at times. The only votes that should count are ones that are in person, or are ones that are verified.
I absolutely love Sarah Maclachlan chiming in about the soundtrack. She’s been made famous if she wasn’t already by that animal commercial with her Angel song that nobody can watch because of how sad it is. I like seeing her sense of humor about it.
I never noticed “do you want cash back” when I was little. When I started buying groceries with my debit, I always ignored the prompt because I thought it was some advertisement/rewards system that I didn’t want to participate in. Then one day I just realized that it’s just a means to withdraw cash. I don’t particularly blame anyone for not knowing what it means, “cash back” is a bit confusing. Should be “would you like to withdraw some cash too?”
Mail voting would be sending every single registered voter a ballot, while what your saying about us citizens outside of us normally use an absentee ballot, which has to be requested
It means you are voting by mail. You sign the ballot, and mail it back. If you are a citizen it doesn’t matter if you are in California, DC, or in Norway, your a citizen and you can vote.
The blm movement is only caus ing racism, violence and hate. I think they should protest but they should be better informed...like half of them don't even know how many black people die to police each year.
3:20 How is saying that every life matters racist? The definition according to Oxford is "The inability or refusal to recognize the rights, needs, dignity, or value of people of particular races or geographical origins. More widely, the devaluation of various traits of character or intelligence as 'typical' of particular peoples." By saying that every life matters, you're saying every life matters, no matter the race. The person who responded is stupid.
Actually, Karens are misusing the phrase to sound righteous when in reality the way they’re using it makes it sound more like ‘all white lives matter.’
When a race is being prejudiced against and people are trying to get equal rights, the Karens complain that they don’t have that attention. Not to say that it’s a bad belief, I believe in it myself, but unlike the Karens, I use it the right way.
'All lives matter' includes racist cops who beat, shoot, and kill black people for shits and giggles, pedophile child sex traffickers, and school shooting neo-Nazis, change my mind. The reason 'all lives matter' sounds racist is because it's used/can be used to defend murderers, monsters, and genocidal maniacs by insisting that their lives are equally as important as those of their innocent victims with the explicit intent of pardoning their conduct. It is, at its core, a vile and disgusting defense. I'm not saying you're racist, but...
3:24 all lives matter is not racist. All lives matter includes black lives. And white lives. And every orher live. We are not being racist. We are saying that you guys matter and that everyone else matters also. We are not racist.
Bruh. Sarah McLachlan offering to make a soundtrack for the "sponsor an American" commercial is far more clever and funny than anyone is talking about.
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"I'm pretty sure everything gets rigged if it's going to get rigged." Yes, Jake, that's how it works.
"Hmm yes, this floor is made of floor."
People aren't awake when that are asleep
People who are unconscious are not conscious
If you are existing, you are not not existing
If ya like jazz, ya don't hate jazz
That person had a lot of trouble remembering that gay isn’t an insult
Evidently, it was to him.
I mean, one of the definitions for gay says that it IS an insult, but it is not used very often.
To whomever wrote that comment that gay isn’t really an insult anymore, yeah, that makes sense. Just what Google says.
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They weren’t calling you gay. They were just calling you a gaychatard.
Uh idk if you live under a rock but lots of people use it as an insult and lots of people also take it as an insult
The subreddit where people are destroyed by Facts, Logic and Common Sense
Oh its dio
Thats a hero for fun
Yep, lt is dio
Who is a hero for fun
7TH. TIME. ÎN. A. YEAR. WHY ARE YOU EVERYWHERE
Jake: “everything I did not see is fake”. Blind people:
Including this channel
Sean Messick what?
Wheeezeeeeee
God just forgot to put their lenses
I haven't seen a blind person so you're spreading lies
As a kid I remember that we would go to eat at this restaurant, and the owner was our friend. I was like "Hey, he's giving us money, he's very kind!" and then my dad explained to me what change is.
I swear, Jake's hair stood still since his appearance in RUclips
ruclips.net/video/3WPkQ6X0-ks/видео.html here it is
It looks completely different from like a half year ago
He's fake
Hes fake
Ah shit xD
4:09
I honestly read ‘glitter’. I did not realize until the post pointed it out.
Same
same
same
Same.
I did too but now I can’t unsee it
Gender reveal parties are rly just getting out of hand I swear in the future a gender reveal party is gonna accidentally cause a mass extinction or something
Edit: Wow guys thanks for giving gender reveal party ideas that could end humanity
@Nathan Rist as long as im dead before that happens its fine for me
Gender reveal parties,, but its told at the beach. Bc the sea is coloured either pink or blue
100 years later:
*Detonates antimatter nuke* IT'S A BOY
What the actual 🅱uck is the point of a gender reveal? Yeah it was actually a girl whatever I dont care girls arent special
You can replace "girl" with "boy" in that sentence and it would also make sense
What the actual 🅱uck.
And that's not even mentioning the fact rhat they're kind of stupid. It's like, why throw a party for it? Just TELL the people who care.
And then there's also the fact that your child may not end up that gender.
bruh North Carolina is like the most chill state with the most stupid laws
Oreo Cookie what’s wrong with us atm?
Oreo Cookie that wasn’t here
Oreo Cookie ye it was in California
i guess nc isnt really chill because of the riots, but that kinda died down. there was riots in my area and i still find broken windows on stores
Meaningless descriptions as relative within the greater USA.
People: Make religious structures insanely difficult to weather or damage by design
Also People: "My religious structure survived _____________ it's a sign from god!"
They have the justification that God established the custom of making religious implements from gold. I guess.
People: Make a religious symbol that is literally just two lines intersecting.
Also people: "Anywhere there are two intersecting lines, it's a sign from God!"
What about that is harmful to anybody? Does people exercising a belief and not living a depressing nihilistic life upset you? Does the idea that people should live by a code of ethics, morals, and fundamental kindness upset you?
"Not one NFL player ran into WTC on 911. Remember that cops did"
The fire fighters: are we some type of joke to you?
I see you on jakes channel all the time *just who are you?!*
Jay Harv28 no, Chara X
It's almost like there were no NFL players there!@!!!
Kim Jong-un doing a gender reveal for his child like:
Atomic bomb go boom
I hope he never breeds
@@rjwong521 He already has children
@@williampym3741 about to say that
@@costelcostache96 with a 7 month difference?
somewhere in California
"Its a boy!"
*N O I T S T H E G O D O F C A L A M I T Y*
Calamity?
Anyways here, a like.
(Creating a hurricane for the gender reveal) "This just in: a new tropical storm, dubbed 'Hurricane Murphy', is barreling towards the coast"
"It's a boy! Hooray!"
It's not a boy it was orange
DM Dokuro: *now playing Supreme calamitis*
This is giving me flashbacks to how stupid I was as a kid
To explain a little about mail-in voting and why it's an issue right now:
Mail in voting is a system where a US citizen is delivered a request form where they can state their intent to vote by mailing in their ballot. This is then returned to the government and, if they did state yes, they are then checked in the system to see if they are registered to vote, if they have any reasons to be exempt from this option, or if somebody has tried to fraudulently claim a ballot for somebody else (such as the recently deceased). Once this has been checked, the ones that qualify are sent a ballot in the mail, they fill this ballot out, then the ballot is returned via mail. These are all done in officially identifiable envelopes so that any tampering is detectable and the sorting office directs them to the correct location. The votes are then counted at an official location the same as if the ballots were cast in person on an in-person ballot.
However.
Trump, and his lackeys, are trying to nyx this because, historically, the more people that actually vote overall, the more likely the left is to win the vote. Because the left generally supports policies that are more desirable, such as healthcare, not driving up the national debt, not paying defense contractors 700 Billion dollars a year while education and other necessary departments are cut down to around 1-3 billion at most, and so on. On top of that, with Covid, a record number of people are likely going to select the vote-by-mail option.
So Trump et. al. are trying to discredit the system by saying it's full of fraud. They are removing sorting machines from the post office, they are removing overtime from post office workers, they are literally removing post boxes from the roadsides in some areas... every single dirty trick they can find is going into narrowing down the voter pool to those who are dumb enough to cram into voting halls in a pandemic, and ensuring that only the consistently right-wing areas have readily available places to vote in the first place.
Vote by Mail is used almost universally in some states, by all military personnel that are over-seas during voting periods, by any citizens that cannot return to the country on the date, and... most importantly... has been used multiple times by Donald Trump himself.
So... yeah... it's like everything in Trump's America; if he doesn't like it, if it may hurt his chances of re-election, he puts somebody with a vested interest in destroying that thing in charge of it, then rants about how unreliable and in need of removal that thing is.
I am scared of, and for, America every time I turn on the news.
It's just hard to rig a vote by mail election, so he's making it impossible to vote by mail
Actually in demoncratic areas they're purposlely using dead people's registration, along with the illegal immigrants. Also if you can stand 6feet apart in stores and other places you can stand 6 feet apart to register
@@heatherturner2366 You're either just trolling, or incredibly stupid. The last Federal investigation into Mail in Voter Fraud encountered only 16 or so confirmed cases of attempted fraud, not successful, only attempted. Of those cases, the majority were confirmed to be trying to fraudulently vote for the right, not the left. Those are easily-checked FBI findings, not politicised, just the facts.
Illegal Immigrants do not even get past the initial screening because the government has no reason to send out the actual application form to them, because they are not on the register, so they can't even apply for mail in voting. A person's dog, who was registered as a dependent on a person's tax return, was sent an application for the ballot, and when the owner made this public, it was confirmed that it was down to them being registered as a person, not a dog. Illegal Immigrants do not have even that much status, and so do not get mail in ballots.
As I stated in my earlier comment, the applications for mail-in ballots are screened for things like the recently deceased, so anyone attempting to apply for them under a dead person's name is rejected and never gets as far as receiving an actual ballot.
Then again, you're replying to comments on an English guy's meme video attempting to disprove easily found facts from your own government, so I don't really credit you with the intelligence of a moistened biscuit.
Jake: Wait until he learns about arabic numerals
Indians who actually made Arabic numerals: Sad pollution noises
I am Indian and I find this funny😂😂😂
1:12 In what English-speaking country are schoolchildren taught that 0123456789 are called "Arabic" numerals? The term is in any case misleading. Decimal numerals were invented in India; their use spread to Arabia and North Africa where slightly different forms were used (which are the ancestors of the numerals used today in Arabia). Leonardo of Pisa advocated their use, and in a still different form, they spread through Europe. So they are not the forms prevalent in Arabia, and they weren't invenited in Arabia.
Yep sure Indians created Arabic numerals sure sure
@@omar-hi8kq "The most commonly used system of numerals is the Hindu-Arabic numeral system. Two Indian mathematicians are credited with developing it. Aryabhata of Kusumapura developed the place-value notation in the 5th century and a century later Brahmagupta introduced the symbol for zero."
A quick Google search for you.
Bit racist ngl
Plot Twist: literally everyone talking about Jake's Lamp
Hello I do art and human things. I not alien
@@popstel2286 okay I believe you
@@popstel2286 As humans say same
I not a tank
i dont understand why people are talking about his lamp? am i missing something here?
Watch out soon e621 artists gonna lewd his lamp
Step-lamp be like
@@Luna-ne3dq why e621 specifically ?
Gaming Lunala how tf do you know what that is-
@@Luna-ne3dq n o .
"Not one NFL player ran into the WTC on 9/11"
Well, yeah. That was nineteen years ago. They were kids.
There was an NFL 19 years ago... 🙄
@@chatboulon743 ...with different players. You can't criticise people for what other people didn't do.
I mean if players ran to WTC they may block and/or complicate saving the ones who survive
@@cdarklock many people these days do. #neverownedaslave
@@phredphlintstone6455 And two wrongs don't make a right. #GrowTheFuckUp
Can you imagine the clerks face when that dude gives the 20 and then withdraws 20 from his card only for the clerk to hand it back to them lmao nyahahahaha 🤣🤣
It's like going to Vegas and playing the change-maker machine!!!
I put in 1 dollar, and I win 4 quarters!!!
38 jackpots in a row Baby! I'm on a roll!!!
I get this is two years old, but as someone that works at a bank this is as common as it is annoying.
I regularly have people hand me $300 cash to deposit into their account, in addition to a $200 check they want to cash.
I end up handing most the 20's they handed me first, back, and just depositing $100 cash plus the the check.
While the amounts vary from person to person, the overall scenario is more than common, and it's always the same customers that do it.
Plot twist: half the comments are about jakes lamp
No, about *80%*
Whats so wrong about it
I aitn seen any so far, except you. and you are contributing to those comments
Plot twist: this is a plot twist
i love lamp
Noone:
Jakes lamp: *my goals are beyond your understanding*
God doge UwU -w- woof
@@pinkglowcat9175 my...my son woof
Jake will start an only fans called: CakeJake
OnlyCans
Jakes cakes:))
@@omsn854 Jake's cakes lol
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I kinda love how he says "christian" as christy-an.
Just for context, how should it sound?
In England we say it like that
@@TantiPraenuntiaFabam i live in england and i say it like cris - jen tho?
@@30ratsstackedinatrenchcoat91 what part of England?
@@TantiPraenuntiaFabam south east
Dude like 7 people from my office got COVID and one died. I’m so sick of people saying this shit ain’t real.
8:59
"has anyone tried making edibles but without weed? Like virgin edibles or something"
*Yeah they should make some sort of drinkables too*
;-;
@@elni8974 ╮(╯▽╰)╭
"Food. The word you're looking for is food."
Marijuana tea? Be super chill like that Kermit the Frog meme. Lol
Plot twist:jakes lamp is actually a scp that has a memetic agent that forces anyone who uses it to make youtube videos
Actually, you're correct, citizens who aren't in the country (such as military personnel), do vote by mail.
the black pluage is just a cover up for all the poeple who died of fall damage when isac newton invented gravity
Plot twist: the lamp near Jake's bed will steal your cat
no not my fluff
@@user-dw1es8nk2l give me the..
*C A T*
I don't have such weaknesses
Jokes on you, I have a dog
Jokes on you Im into that.(because i dont have a cat)🥺🥺🥺
Plot twist : Jokes about Jake’s lamp aren’t funny
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Plot twist: Jokes about Jake’s lamp are funny
I made this as a response to a comment about how Jokes about Jake’s lamp aren’t funny... I think I have split the community
ah but jokes about his bed are also funny
Bruh
No
@@deathmachinestar ok
@scat ok
if you ever feel useless remember that rule 34 has a safe mode
still leaves adds on
We in Canada we have lots of things like
Poutine:
And umm oh yes if we have cancer or like a bad disease we get treated for free
9:31 I legit have a stethoscope somewhere lying around
Same
I do the same trick but with bread instead 🍞 🍞
69 + 27 days of getting Jake to say "hello everyone my name is real jake" to confuse some people
1 day of helping someone down in the comments to make jake say "my name is fakob jakob"
w h y
Facob jacob
Facob Jacob
Facob Jacob
Facob jacob
Facob Jacob
Jake: uploads
Everyone: haha meme go brrrrr
*brrrr
brrrrrrrrrrrrr**
Imagine quoting "All lives matter" in hurtful manner *unironically,* and doesn't catch any contradiction...
They just did it to oppose Black Lives Matter.
Imagine thinking ALM is racist, if anything BLM is
@@mandalortemaan7510 alm is racist because of how people use it as a response to blm
@Damien Paz white people have been enslaved too, segregation against them too. Every race has been discriminated against before and racism against every race
When I was little I used to think that the couple told the Baker or whatever that they were having a baby so the Baker would make a cake that was pink or blue, so he/she decided if she was going to give birth to a boy or a girl.
That officer at the drugs bust brought a packed lunch and ate it still in the box.
Plot twist: Jakes lamp was actually DIO
Konno dio da
No. (I'm sorry but I'm a pleb that doesn't watch anime)
HO HO!
Oo u expected a comment but its me DIO
ZA LAMPO
POV
YOU'RE JAKE'S MONITOR
Pov you are Jake's camera
@@lia_julee pov you're Jake's lamp
Pov: you're Jake
Pov: you're
8:32
The company is asking the question the wrong way.
What they should ask is : What is the primary reason you ordered food "from (insert company/restaurant/app/site name here) ?" aka "Why you choice to order here instead of other places?"
Plot twist: his lamp is actually an advanced electrical device that emits fundamental particals (typically called photons) at a visible light wavelength that also doubles as a heating device
Day 32 of asking Jake to get a Cake Jake for his birthday.
Happy birthday in advance Jake. 🎂 🎁 🎊 🎉 🎈
I’m going to try to explain the COVID mail in ballots dilemma.
So in order to vote you need to be registered and to register you have to provide a current residence. For in person voting, there is a list of all registered voters in your area at local voting stations and in order to vote your name has to be on the list. After giving your name and address your name is then crossed out to prevent someone else using your identity to vote. Your residence is also used for normal mail in ballets as the location to where the ballet is sent.
One of the problems comes in because every time you move to a new area, if you want to be eligible to vote, you have to register this new address. Which is fine if you do in person voting, but if you do mail in voting and do not delete your previous residence, a mail in ballot will be sent to all residences you have registered. And this can also apply if you have multiple names or changed names, for example if you get married and your last name changes. Having multiple ballets sent to you or you past residences under different names.
On top of that the DMV started automatically, registering all people receiving their drivers license, to vote. Weather they are a citizens or not.
Also many dead people are still on the voter registrar.
Another issue I’ve herd about, but am not ready counting because I am not sure how prevalent this is across the county. Is faculty working at homeless shelters registering the people, who stay at the shelter for a few days before moving on, to vote and signing them up to receive mail in ballots. Obviously these people who have already left the shelter can not vote on the mail in ballots sent to the shelter. And as long as you are signed up to receive a mail in ballot you cannot vote in person.
The main problem with the current plan for the COVID mail in voting is that the mail in ballets will be sent to the residences of all voters currently registered to vote. That means all the duplicate ballets for the same person, all the people currently in the country with drivers licenses who are not citizens, and all the dead people who are still on the list, as well as every place they lived in while they were alive.
But one of the largest issue is that there is no way to check if a ballet has been copied because they aren’t watermarked, or have any other identifying marker on them to prevent the copying of mail in ballets.
There is also currently no safeguards in place to prevent these duplicate ballets being counted.
This is just my current personal understanding of the situation. so I’m sorry if I missed anything or got anything wrong. Thank you 😊
"It's a boy"
5 minutes later
"It's ash!"
Absentee voting and early voting is different than vote by mail. Vote by mail is considerably different.
Military and overseas voting in 2016 saw 68% of ballots returned completed, and 3% of those were rejected, mostly due to returning after the election deadline. Also, of the absentee ballots issued in country in 2016, 79.9% were returned completed, and 1% rejected. In total, 140,114,503 people voted, which is only 63% of the registered voters (214,109,360) in the country. As of 2016, the estimated population was ~323,100,000.
If there are issues making anywhere from 1-3% of the votes discounted at the number of early/absentee voting mail ballots already, it will only be worse when the number of ballots by mail doubles or triples. To put it this way, Trump lost the popular vote in the election by roughly 1%. The variables we have already seen would be enough to completely sway the election, either doubling Trumps loss or granting Trump a popular vote victory instead.
In one state, they did mail in voting for the primary and 20% of the votes were discounted. Federal courts canceled the election results and they have to do it again. That was a few months ago. Imagine the pandemonium if the National Presidential Election has a 20% ballot rejection rate like the primary in a single state already has. It would be civil war
www.eac.gov/news/2017/06/29/newly-released-2016-election-administration-and-voting-survey-provides-snapshot
11:15 reminds me of when we had a math teacher who's internet was so bad one lesson we couldnt understand anything, and we tried writing in the chat but he never reads the chat. We also tried unmuting to tell him, but he must have misunderstood and got annoyed. None of us learnt anything that lesson.
"Everything's rigged if it's going to be rigged"
-Jake
Day 12 of asking Jake to say:
"Welcome to my TED Talk, my name is jake"
That doesn't rhyme idiot
11:44 I actually voted on this so technically, *MOM I'M ON RUclips!*
My former high school has a renovated theater center because of a victim of the 9/11 attacks. Her husband donated around 75% of the funds required because he knew how much she had loved our theater program, and honestly from what I've heard about her, that's how she would want to be remembered. Jennifer L. Dorsey-Howley, if you want to look it up.
I agree with the person at 2:20 because my parents are in their mid-60s one has COPD and the other has diabetes and we’ve already had three people at school get covid so I am worried about that and my neighbor was also exposed to it
Not only in Arab, some countries also say 'Allah' even when they're Christian
Yes... countries where they speak Arabic...
Did you seriously think there's a country named Arab?
I was gonna defend the hell out of that Muslim not but I just found this out
Funny thing we in Indonesia use Allah even the christian and we don't speak Arabic
Cause it means ‘the Lord’, which is what christians call god. in whatever language they speak, including arabic. amazes me that some are surprised by that
@@tibethatguy He meant Arabic... this is an r/facepalm right here
11:44
person; how is 190 split into 50 hahahaha
everyone: 190 / 2 = 95, mafs
Why are there so many jokes about Jake's lamp? What am I missing?
I think one of his videos at the end he said something about his lamp and to let him hear what they think in the comment
brick tamland: i love lamp
Something Else entirely Thank you very much
@@khanhthuvu358 Nugget.
It's retards.
8:02 I’ve actually been using an app called Libby to download audiobooks from my local library to listen to. It’s free. You just need a library card. It has regular ebooks too.
*7:43
Ours uses the same app. Makes it a lot easier to check out and return books outside of regular hours.
There are many secure ways to vote by mail, states are proposing just sending mail to everyone with absolutely no security involved, with this lack of security anyone can vote (Illegal immigrants, underage people, dead people, pets and ect...) so someone can vote in place of your dead grandmother or something.
Oh my god... I remember Cash Back being a new thing and everyone laughing because you literally don't get any cash "back" and that no one was falling for that.... 😶
It's basically just avoids a trip to the ATM.
BonaparteBardithion Yeah. We were naive to believe that term wouldn’t eventually work on people…
Then again people still believe the price _decreases_ on big sales like Black Friday. It’s like people decided to _trust_ marketing companies and I can’t figure out why.
9:31
It's not even a lifehack though, just the person's simple solution to a simple problem
Similar to when I didn't have a bluetooth speaker at work, so I put my phone in a small pot to resonate louder. We also strapped a paper cup to a phone when the car stereo went out.
I like that they put the detail of needing to keep the volume way down.
Day 34 of asking Jake to say
“It’s JakeFake”
Jake makes fake cakes
Jake Bakes Fake Rake, Lake Snake Make Cake
5:23
Plot twist: that woman had alzheimer.
A funny way to make people feel bad after laughing.
That cash back one at the end has now destroyed all my remaining brain cells.
Oooh i got here 40 seconds after posting ^^ Morning everyone!!
Morning
G’morning!
It's *10PM*
Me to
@Yoted April k
Thinking everyone in the world matters is not racist but thinking only black people matter is racist so I could see where they are coming from
To America:
I've never been more ashamed of my country:(
Same here, I can’t wait to move to Canada
F.B.I. Lmao real estate in toronto is damn expensive. I know because I also want to move to canada.
In general, cost of living in Canada is much higher than the US. However, you also get other benefits in exchange (like universal health care).
These people exist in America.
3:12 Idiots getting offended by all lives matter.
3:21 Idiots believing that all lives matter implies that black lives don't matter, and calling people who believe all lives matter racist.
Doctor Eggman uhm, no. Saying all lives matter is offensive because as of right now in America, there is a racial difference between unnecessary police violence victims. So no, in America, all lives DO NOT matter right now.
Since you asked, vote by mail is the policy where every registered voter is sent a mail in ballot. Very few places have implemented this and there have been some charges of voter fraud occurring in those areas. The problem with vote by mail is that anyone could theoretically come up to your mailbox, take your vote, fill it out, and have it sent back through another mailbox. There have also been cases where the deceased, previous owners of the property, previous residents, or random people living near the area get sent voter ballots at the wrong address.
Lol where does he think the cash back comes from? The store?... wow guy.😂😂
can we appreciate that Jake looks really pretty lmao
Simp
He always does.
He doesnt. He just doesnt
Captn Bluehat no
@@captnbluehat great example of a bad opinion 💘
2:40 Absentee voting is way different than mass mailing out based on previously voter registry. Absentee is a confirmed ballot requiring ID whereas in many places the mass mailout end up going to a large number of people who have moved or died, ending up in voter fraud at times. The only votes that should count are ones that are in person, or are ones that are verified.
9:23 five minute crafts be like
Someone needs to tell them that the Superbowl is every year where's you elect a president for 2 terms which is 4 years each.
I absolutely love Sarah Maclachlan chiming in about the soundtrack. She’s been made famous if she wasn’t already by that animal commercial with her Angel song that nobody can watch because of how sad it is. I like seeing her sense of humor about it.
9:15 is funny because i do have a stethoscope at the right of my desk
4:46 with this logic i can say i didnt see any of the desasters in US so they realy happend?
This subreddit and wooosh is the definition of “Everyone is stupid except for me”
Keys in the teeth sounds like the robot arm from Big Bang Theory all over again. I just imagined the ER nurse saying that there is no cure for stupid.
"Can someone explain to me what this 'mail in vote' thing is?"
The british is strong in this one.
Top three causes of forest fires
3: lightning
2: heat
1: gender revel fails
He should move his lamp slightly in a different spot for every video.
10:35 a little add-on there's actually been
one double president
0:00: I didn't know NFL players were supposed to be able to play the well tempered clavier.
I never noticed “do you want cash back” when I was little. When I started buying groceries with my debit, I always ignored the prompt because I thought it was some advertisement/rewards system that I didn’t want to participate in. Then one day I just realized that it’s just a means to withdraw cash. I don’t particularly blame anyone for not knowing what it means, “cash back” is a bit confusing. Should be “would you like to withdraw some cash too?”
Mail voting would be sending every single registered voter a ballot, while what your saying about us citizens outside of us normally use an absentee ballot, which has to be requested
Petition for jake to do a panorama of his room
Saying all lives matter isn’t racist unless your discluding a race
It means you are voting by mail. You sign the ballot, and mail it back. If you are a citizen it doesn’t matter if you are in California, DC, or in Norway, your a citizen and you can vote.
_”The problem with you is, you’re completely delusional!”_
*-Phineas Flynn*
I feel like this sums up half of the people featured on r/Facepalm
3:13 the organisation BLM is for socialisim and maybe she doesnt want that
The BLM movement is okay
Shame people are greedy and just try to steal instead of making a change
BLM has been burning down cities, trying to get criminals released from jail, destroying property, and killing people. #BurnLootMurder
The blm movement is only caus ing racism, violence and hate. I think they should protest but they should be better informed...like half of them don't even know how many black people die to police each year.
Lol I’m supposed to be in zoom don’t tell my mom tho 🤫
Hehe
@This Guy's Mom get him
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
*quitely puts your mom's phone number*
Omg please don’t tell her no
Day 69 + 69 + 23 of asking Jake to say," Hi, I'm Fakob Jakob"
epic
Has it really been that long? Oh my
oh and 23 is one of the two prime factors of 69
I see a Mikan picture here
@@lloydpl now this is big brain time
The cashier is like " dude... you literally just gave me the $20 and now you want them back?"....
Vote by mail is exactly what it sounds like, people mailing in filled out ballots.
ALM
3:20
How is saying that every life matters racist?
The definition according to Oxford is "The inability or refusal to recognize the rights, needs, dignity, or value of people of particular races or geographical origins. More widely, the devaluation of various traits of character or intelligence as 'typical' of particular peoples."
By saying that every life matters, you're saying every life matters, no matter the race. The person who responded is stupid.
Actually, Karens are misusing the phrase to sound righteous when in reality the way they’re using it makes it sound more like ‘all white lives matter.’
@@Adam-xf6sq
Ah okay, that makes more sense.
When a race is being prejudiced against and people are trying to get equal rights, the Karens complain that they don’t have that attention. Not to say that it’s a bad belief, I believe in it myself, but unlike the Karens, I use it the right way.
'All lives matter' includes racist cops who beat, shoot, and kill black people for shits and giggles, pedophile child sex traffickers, and school shooting neo-Nazis, change my mind. The reason 'all lives matter' sounds racist is because it's used/can be used to defend murderers, monsters, and genocidal maniacs by insisting that their lives are equally as important as those of their innocent victims with the explicit intent of pardoning their conduct. It is, at its core, a vile and disgusting defense. I'm not saying you're racist, but...
@Jay Harv28 Does or does not all lives matter include racists and neo-Nazis?
3:24 all lives matter is not racist. All lives matter includes black lives. And white lives. And every orher live. We are not being racist. We are saying that you guys matter and that everyone else matters also. We are not racist.
Imagine being so unaware of the world you live in, that you think it all started 2020 years ago and we were just "there" to start counting lmao!
Bruh. Sarah McLachlan offering to make a soundtrack for the "sponsor an American" commercial is far more clever and funny than anyone is talking about.
Leaving a comment until Jake collab with me.
Day 149