r/facepalm | "but she's from America..."

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  • Опубликовано: 27 янв 2025

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  • @AmartharDrakestone
    @AmartharDrakestone 4 года назад +3771

    Anyone else noticed that the lady selling masks has both a BLM mask and a Confederate flag mask?
    Capitalism at it's finest.

    • @abufarsakh9919
      @abufarsakh9919 4 года назад +464

      She is playing both sides so she always comes out ontop

    • @Ryan.A.Gardiner
      @Ryan.A.Gardiner 4 года назад +124

      I play both sides so I always come out on top

    • @1985toyotacamry
      @1985toyotacamry 4 года назад +39

      Oh wow that's a tripe face palm

    • @eyameya8816
      @eyameya8816 4 года назад +153

      shes also selling an "i cant breathe" mask

    • @anon.spider1020
      @anon.spider1020 4 года назад +111

      I honestly didn't notice that there was a BLM mask at first. I thought that the 'I Can't Breathe' mask was being used as another way to trick anti-maskers into buying and wearing one.

  • @vesq_e
    @vesq_e 4 года назад +2699

    Fun fact: Jakes mother had quadruplets and each one controls one of the four channels. And they can fuse into greater Jake.

    • @simpslayer69yt59
      @simpslayer69yt59 4 года назад +103

      You are a modern day Aristotle

    • @catman0789
      @catman0789 4 года назад +107

      "Sometimes my genius it generates gravity"

    • @wafface7548
      @wafface7548 4 года назад +40

      But how did you know?
      The third jake told me to tell you that.

    • @kennethfernandez7316
      @kennethfernandez7316 4 года назад +7

      Fax

    • @FlamesEmperor
      @FlamesEmperor 4 года назад +13

      Nice profile pic and profile name 👌

  • @smurfcho
    @smurfcho 4 года назад +480

    2:48 Well actually...
    That is exactly how schools work, It doesn't

  • @thegamertamertm5355
    @thegamertamertm5355 4 года назад +262

    2:52
    ironically, the students would break, so this model is completely accurate

    • @Darkeons1
      @Darkeons1 4 года назад +10

      I broke 5 months ago when I saw these videos for the first time.

    • @bensoncheung2801
      @bensoncheung2801 3 года назад

      69 likes, nice.

    • @mattomustsplatto8986
      @mattomustsplatto8986 3 года назад

      hello fellow failboat fan

    • @nogoat
      @nogoat 3 года назад +5

      The perfect example of using the wrong formula to get the right answer.

    • @foogod4237
      @foogod4237 2 года назад +1

      I've seen this one a few times, and always interpreted it to be an example of what happens when ignorant parents stick their noses into education, screw up the whole process, and make everything grind to a halt...

  • @sentientjeans9487
    @sentientjeans9487 4 года назад +477

    Lady with no masks: “I guide others to a treasure I cannot posses”

  • @toyamwarr
    @toyamwarr 4 года назад +670

    “Bats are birds” is on the same level as “humans are not animals”. I had a parent argue with me about that. Even after having them answer “yes” or “no” questions about what kingdom did humans fall under, they still contended that humans are not animals; they’re people. *sigh* This is why kids “don’t learn anything in school”.

    • @PersonOfNoConsequence
      @PersonOfNoConsequence 4 года назад +55

      Had a similar discussion about insects being animals once. I ended up walking the person through the kingdoms like, "Are they plants? Fungi?"

    • @schrodingerscat3741
      @schrodingerscat3741 4 года назад +34

      I've also had someone argue that 'person' is synonymous with 'human' which is understandable I guess, since the only 'people' we recognize in real life are human, but man have they read any scifi? or even fantasy?

    • @toongrowner1
      @toongrowner1 4 года назад +9

      hope this parent doesn't have any pets

    • @nwc2392
      @nwc2392 4 года назад +2

      I actually had a Deja vu moment while reading your comment.

    • @sorcererCermet
      @sorcererCermet 4 года назад +6

      ANIMALS 👏 ARE 👏 PEOPLE 👏

  • @billyhills9933
    @billyhills9933 4 года назад +1258

    "Bats are birds"
    Shh. Don't tell them. I'm making a packet selling them bat eggs.

    • @black_hydra1618
      @black_hydra1618 4 года назад +73

      honestly the words bat eggs sound so cursed almost as if they shouldn't exist

    • @rasati
      @rasati 4 года назад +10

      @@black_hydra1618 they dont

    • @MyDixieWrecked247
      @MyDixieWrecked247 4 года назад +12

      Wait a minute! You're telling me bats don't lay eggs?

    • @rasati
      @rasati 4 года назад +11

      @@MyDixieWrecked247 is this your way of saying woooosh cause i get the joke, im just trying to... well idk

    • @MyDixieWrecked247
      @MyDixieWrecked247 4 года назад +5

      @@rasati 😉

  • @thehunterator520
    @thehunterator520 4 года назад +524

    Jake, the "seasoning" on pans isn't for taste, it is so that the pans don't rust

    • @ThomasKent1346
      @ThomasKent1346 4 года назад +71

      And the eggs won't stick.

    • @ThomasKent1346
      @ThomasKent1346 4 года назад +92

      A well-seasoned cast-iron pan: The original "non-stick" pan.

    • @Atillathepun
      @Atillathepun 4 года назад +70

      Yep. The "seasoning" isn't about flavor. It's seasoned like a seasoned veteran, meaning it's broken in. It a thin layer of oil that polymerizes during cooking providing a protective and slippery coating.

    • @m0nsterjojo6821
      @m0nsterjojo6821 4 года назад +11

      I've been cooking with cast iron using clean lard for some long that I actually don't know how to cook with other pans... for someone like me with an Iron Deficiency it's somewhat a good thing though.

    • @hentaihero2201
      @hentaihero2201 4 года назад +14

      @@m0nsterjojo6821 You aren't actually getting any iron from that. If you were it would ruin the flavor.

  • @skenjamin7683
    @skenjamin7683 4 года назад +346

    “I know more about wind than you do”
    Of course he does, he’s a windbag.

    • @thatonegaminglatias4345
      @thatonegaminglatias4345 3 года назад +7

      DAMN.

    • @e.458
      @e.458 3 года назад +1

      Also, a weird flex.

    • @gigaswardblade7261
      @gigaswardblade7261 3 года назад +5

      Because wind is his mortal enemy due to it always blowing around his toupee

    • @FirewormTheTiny
      @FirewormTheTiny 3 года назад

      r/Murderedbywords

    • @QPUNeptune
      @QPUNeptune 2 года назад

      nah man thats wrong, just because you are something, doesnt mean you know about it... if it was like that, nobody would have to study anatomy

  • @ninjanyan1579
    @ninjanyan1579 4 года назад +154

    For those of you who don't know, cast iron pans have a layer of carbon baked on from food to protect the pan and make it non-stick. By removing this layer, the pan is now pretty much useless until it gets re-seasoned.

    • @ConstantChaos1
      @ConstantChaos1 3 года назад +10

      I love buying unseasonal pans because from literally before I can remember I knew this, my grandfather is a blacksmith so I get things that should be hundreds of dollars for maybe half a dozen because they need tlc
      The stupid make my day

    • @immortalsofar5314
      @immortalsofar5314 3 года назад +9

      The constant heating/cooling makes the hydrocarbons form long chain molecules very similar to Teflon. Linseed oil for several hours makes a good base, after that the cooking oil just adds to the layers.

    • @brenkrasmer
      @brenkrasmer 3 года назад +16

      Additionally, that layer of burnt in hydrocarbon structures acts as a protective barrier for the iron itself. Unlike steel, what has a built in rust deterring quality, the iron does not. Meaning that that pan is going to rust. Hard. Unless quickly re treated.
      Quick and dirty way to get an initial layer back on is to basically coat it in vegetable oil and bake it in on the grill until it stops smoking. But even then, it'll be a long time until it ever cooks like it used to.

    • @immortalsofar5314
      @immortalsofar5314 3 года назад +6

      @@brenkrasmer That's true. Leave an unseasoned one out in the open air for a day and it immediately starts to rust.

    • @jennoscura2381
      @jennoscura2381 3 года назад +4

      It's a similar idea with carbon steel. I clean my carbon steel wok with a bamboo brush that's meant for woks. I don't use any soap. It's amusing to read Amazon reviews for carbon steel woks where people complain that it rusted. Well of course it's going to rust if it's not properly seasoned and dried. Same thing with carbon steel knives like Old Hickory. "I put my knife in the dishwasher and it rusted". Well no shit. I dry my Old Hickory knives as soon as I am done washing them.

  • @holicandy01
    @holicandy01 4 года назад +247

    "Even if it's not an assault rifle, why are you screaming at someone with an assault rifle?" Karen bravado

  • @clemensdelfabro1629
    @clemensdelfabro1629 4 года назад +113

    6:01 it's a face-palm because she is feeling the temperature with her hand, while holding the thermometer in her other hand

    • @ianmoseley9910
      @ianmoseley9910 4 года назад +1

      Clemens Del Fabro maybe the batteries ran out

    • @mirzahamzabaig5667
      @mirzahamzabaig5667 4 года назад +2

      @@ianmoseley9910
      it doesn't take more than 10 minutes to replace them?

    • @grigormilov5771
      @grigormilov5771 4 года назад +13

      but she is also touching someone then touching another person with her hand so if someone has corona she will touch him and everyone else will get it

    • @chatboulon743
      @chatboulon743 4 года назад

      Oh, thank god. I would have never gotten that! /sarcasm

    • @OcusticClear92
      @OcusticClear92 4 года назад +3

      I was screaming at the screen: "What about that thing (Tempurature Analyser) in her left hand?!"

  • @elhoward7440
    @elhoward7440 4 года назад +505

    "Bats are birds, because they fly!"
    Yes, and flying squirrels are birds too!

    • @cheddarcheezit2647
      @cheddarcheezit2647 4 года назад +35

      And flying snakes, and people wearing hanggliders! Lmfao

    • @toongrowner1
      @toongrowner1 4 года назад +36

      and flying fish, clearly birds.

    • @dumbasswithinternetconnect1611
      @dumbasswithinternetconnect1611 4 года назад +27

      Flies are birds. It's there name

    • @CptMagnus
      @CptMagnus 4 года назад +9

      Are Dolphins birds as well?

    • @toongrowner1
      @toongrowner1 4 года назад +2

      @@CptMagnus well there was a game once with a dolphin bird hybrid... kind of like a tamagochi but on pc with actual graphics than pixels

  • @sehri8170
    @sehri8170 4 года назад +84

    There's something so wholesome about Jake replacing all curse words with pg alternatives like replacing "ass" with "butt". Yeah I know it's just to appease the YT censors, but it makes him seem so innocent like "Oh no I can't say that bad word! D:"

    • @JunmoMoonSolarSystem
      @JunmoMoonSolarSystem 3 года назад +5

      @R - G - C read the comment again, but slowly

    • @JunmoMoonSolarSystem
      @JunmoMoonSolarSystem 3 года назад +5

      @R - G - C so you read that again and even took the time to type it out. and you still didn't catch the part where OP said they know it's because monetization, they just find it wholesome anyway.

    • @JunmoMoonSolarSystem
      @JunmoMoonSolarSystem 3 года назад +5

      @R - G - C you.. edited your original comment. it says (edited) right there. your original comment was something along the lines of "?? don't you know about monetization" you also liked your own comment. nice!

    • @Ampheline
      @Ampheline 3 года назад +4

      @R - G - C Nobody's going to bother watching a video, if you're not going to bother prereading your own comment. If you can't deal with being wrong and need to modify what actually happened to win, Then get off the internet. Incompetent toddler.

    • @johannes6277
      @johannes6277 3 года назад

      @R - G - C ey mate if thats a fake rickroll link im gonna destroy my phone

  • @DeDoox5
    @DeDoox5 3 года назад +38

    9:00 "If you did'nt see it, you shouldn't be gossiping about it" coming from a pastor it's realy funny

    • @ConstantChaos1
      @ConstantChaos1 3 года назад +3

      Ssshhhh don't even tell them that their gossip is from someone who listened yo someone who listened to someone who maybe saw something or maybe was tripping because there are hints in the bible that the apostles repeatedly ingested hallucinogens

    • @heihogreenzx4704
      @heihogreenzx4704 3 года назад

      Just like you saying “realy” instead of really.

    • @ConstantChaos1
      @ConstantChaos1 3 года назад

      @@heihogreenzx4704 you know realy is a commonly accepted typo yeah?

    • @heihogreenzx4704
      @heihogreenzx4704 3 года назад

      @@ConstantChaos1 sorry, I just found it funny.

    • @heihogreenzx4704
      @heihogreenzx4704 3 года назад

      @@ConstantChaos1 I do apologize, and I just hope we can move on from this. I just found a misspell funny.

  • @charax-1
    @charax-1 4 года назад +423

    "Person holding the mattress with their arm"
    The person: *puts arm a little higher*
    The mattress: I'm about to end this woman's whole life

    • @shaheerrehman.2000
      @shaheerrehman.2000 4 года назад +5

      Chara X Is it too much to ask for some privacy

    • @charax-1
      @charax-1 4 года назад

      Ichiju Ryu no now don't look out

    • @mt7680
      @mt7680 4 года назад

      what

    • @itsrobo7857
      @itsrobo7857 4 года назад

      I am gonna reply to you every time I see you this is 1st time

    • @bryancline8893
      @bryancline8893 4 года назад

      That woman's arm weighs at least what that mattress does. #obamacare

  • @FloppydriveMaestro
    @FloppydriveMaestro 4 года назад +60

    3:40 the thing strapped to the car is a high lift jack. Usually used for lifted trucks and offroad cars.

    • @chasesmithproductions8484
      @chasesmithproductions8484 4 года назад +2

      Oh cool! I know I've seen them used for pickups where I live, but now I know the official name! Thanks for letting me know!

    • @ThomasKent1346
      @ThomasKent1346 4 года назад

      @@chasesmithproductions8484 hi-lift.com/hi-lift-jacks/

  • @imperialspacemarine1539
    @imperialspacemarine1539 4 года назад +104

    "If you didnt see it you shouldnt gossip about it"
    ->Makes every holy book obsolete
    I dont know if you did but ive never seen god nor christ so why is everyone gossiping them?

    • @toongrowner1
      @toongrowner1 4 года назад +13

      ironicly a lot of people become atheist after reading the bible XD

    • @steveedempsey9497
      @steveedempsey9497 4 года назад +2

      @@toongrowner1 🙋 yep

    • @enclavesolider9604
      @enclavesolider9604 4 года назад +1

      @@toongrowner1 Ironicly you need to have basic religious education to become atheis and understand how much religion is useless and cold hearted

    • @toongrowner1
      @toongrowner1 4 года назад

      @@enclavesolider9604 true, that is quiet ironic as well

    • @sillygoofymarran
      @sillygoofymarran 4 года назад +3

      I literally just don’t care, they can believe whatever they want but it’s hella stupid imo to literally make your life harder and worse bc you believe God will come visit you like the goddamn Tooth Fairy in the night.

  • @toast6494
    @toast6494 4 года назад +49

    "You are getting deported"
    "Okay"
    "Welcome to America"

  • @VannahSavage
    @VannahSavage 4 года назад +35

    I heard "cleaned my wife's cast iron" and covered my eyes for the rest of the video. it hurts so much.

    • @xX__ErectDiddyP445__Xx
      @xX__ErectDiddyP445__Xx 3 года назад +1

      same

    • @bt7594
      @bt7594 3 года назад +1

      Local officials say there are still looking for the body.

    • @1985toyotacamry
      @1985toyotacamry 3 года назад +1

      @@bt7594 the wife got on his ass and possible murder

    • @snuffywuffykiss1522
      @snuffywuffykiss1522 3 года назад +1

      Grounds for divorce in the south...

    • @daniellow426
      @daniellow426 3 года назад

      IF she really loves him he'll get one hell of a lesson in seasoning a cast iron skillet, should take him about a month or so if she Really wants him to leave her kitchen alone in the future.

  • @hgfkowgxnfkpeosuvjgosa4431
    @hgfkowgxnfkpeosuvjgosa4431 4 года назад +127

    Actually, Google Stadia publicly distanced themselves from him after that statement.

    • @copterinx0468
      @copterinx0468 4 года назад +5

      I mean, legally, youtubers do have to get permission from game companies to make videos. The game companies could take legal action if they wanted to.

    • @blableu4519
      @blableu4519 4 года назад +14

      @@copterinx0468 That's true, but free advertisement is something you'd let go of.

    • @copterinx0468
      @copterinx0468 4 года назад +11

      @@blableu4519 That is the main reason that they don't take legal action, yeah.

    • @erslippers3805
      @erslippers3805 4 года назад

      And basically everyone else in the industry.

    • @deineroehre
      @deineroehre 4 года назад +3

      @@copterinx0468 Yes, they could of course take legal action, but they wouldn't exist 2 months later anymore if they piss of the wrong youtuber. Wouldn't be the smartest move...

  • @OneToxicPixel
    @OneToxicPixel 4 года назад +91

    Jake's hair looks like he is about to invent something genius, yet evil, to conquer the world.

    • @sopcannon
      @sopcannon 4 года назад +7

      He can't he doesn't have a cat to stroke whilst tormenting us.

  • @KristofferEk
    @KristofferEk 4 года назад +58

    I bet the person who think bats are birds belive that wales and dolphins are fish and that the earth is flat.

    • @w1nterdays
      @w1nterdays 4 года назад +11

      Well of course, Wales isn’t a fish, Wales is a country!

    • @KristofferEk
      @KristofferEk 4 года назад +5

      @@w1nterdays WHALES.
      English is not my first language.

    • @clownz_gutz5681
      @clownz_gutz5681 4 года назад +5

      I know right, we all know bats are fish, the earth is a semi circle, and dolphins are bugs smh

    • @supersmilyface1
      @supersmilyface1 4 года назад

      @@clownz_gutz5681 Don't forget about whales being arachnids. Close to bugs, but not quite!

    • @clownz_gutz5681
      @clownz_gutz5681 4 года назад

      @@supersmilyface1 oh absolutely I almost forgot

  • @KSHAWK
    @KSHAWK 3 года назад +36

    “Hannah microwaves butterflies in her spare time” who hurt you Hannah and made you into a psychopathic butterfly murderer

    • @bt7594
      @bt7594 3 года назад +1

      In her defense it doesn't say they're alive when she does it. Could be her idea for cremation.

    • @KSHAWK
      @KSHAWK 3 года назад +1

      @@bt7594 that doesn’t make it better

    • @bt7594
      @bt7594 3 года назад +3

      @@KSHAWK did i say it did? No but it does make it less cruel

    • @KSHAWK
      @KSHAWK 3 года назад +2

      @@bt7594 fair point

    • @chrislanglois8275
      @chrislanglois8275 3 года назад +1

      Btw since we dont know if she has the psychopath condition shes just a psycho, theres a major difference, i see way to ppl around the world saying psychopath when they mean a crazy person. I wish it was easier to educate the world.

  • @williamharmon4039
    @williamharmon4039 4 года назад +4

    As a veterinary student, that "bats are birds" thing is almost physically painful to hear.
    As a person with common sense and elementary school level knowledge too, really.

    • @MichaelBristow137
      @MichaelBristow137 2 года назад +1

      Or they read the Bible and take it as a science book... 😕

  • @اللهاكبر-ش9ج
    @اللهاكبر-ش9ج 4 года назад +362

    “Bats are birds”
    Ok then a chicken with no feathers is a human then

  • @anon.spider1020
    @anon.spider1020 4 года назад +33

    0:58 Not only that but one of the masks she's selling has the Confederate flag on it. Classy.

    • @gabrielkrows488
      @gabrielkrows488 4 года назад +1

      Where

    • @Viscidsquare040
      @Viscidsquare040 4 года назад +1

      And just above that one there’s a blm mask, who’s she supporting?

    • @lucde_ville4743
      @lucde_ville4743 4 года назад +8

      @@Viscidsquare040 she supports capitalism

    • @Viscidsquare040
      @Viscidsquare040 4 года назад +3

      @@lucde_ville4743 agreed

    • @anon.spider1020
      @anon.spider1020 4 года назад

      @@gabrielkrows488 Middle row, the one on the far right.

  • @psychopony666
    @psychopony666 4 года назад +142

    The best reddit for creating facepalming

    • @Jamie-rr9uv
      @Jamie-rr9uv 4 года назад +10

      This comment made me face palm

    • @guaperryz596
      @guaperryz596 4 года назад +7

      @@Jamie-rr9uv this reply to the comment made me facepalm

    • @joshyfc06sbiggestfan11
      @joshyfc06sbiggestfan11 4 года назад +8

      @@guaperryz596 this reply to the reply on this comment made me facepalm

    • @WhoTookSpecimen
      @WhoTookSpecimen 4 года назад +6

      @@joshyfc06sbiggestfan11 this reply to the reply to the reply of this comment made me facepalm

    • @V1S1ONARY_
      @V1S1ONARY_ 4 года назад +2

      R/ technicallythetruth

  • @omori3703
    @omori3703 4 года назад +46

    4:26
    He wasn’t even Chinese as well, Genghis Khan (Pronounced: Chingis Han) was Mongolian

    • @KlavierMenn
      @KlavierMenn 3 года назад +5

      But he stomped China ass so hard that his descendants still ruled it a fair bit after his death. And his birth name wasn't Temudjin?

    • @MouldMadeMind
      @MouldMadeMind 3 года назад +2

      @@KlavierMenn until they became china.

    • @mitspeithetc
      @mitspeithetc 3 года назад +2

      THATS HOW IT'S PRONOUNCED? WHY WAS I NEVER GIVEN THIS INFORMATION UNTIL NOW

    • @omori3703
      @omori3703 3 года назад

      @@mitspeithetc Yep-

    • @omori3703
      @omori3703 3 года назад

      @@KlavierMenn that was his birth name yes, he became Ghenghis when he became the ruler of the Mongol people

  • @jenniferdunstan5065
    @jenniferdunstan5065 4 года назад +21

    “Apparently Norwegian’s drink 9% of the Pepsi” me: maybe I am a Norwegian

  • @catexplosives2248
    @catexplosives2248 4 года назад +18

    That peppermint in the eyes on hurt me.
    Like I’ve put peppermint on my forehead and that stuff burns. I can’t imagine that in your eyes.

  • @UwU-ye2hy
    @UwU-ye2hy 4 года назад +415

    Why all the r/facepalms are from America...

    • @daymare0
      @daymare0 4 года назад +92

      It makes me ashamed to be an American.

    • @P1xxieDust3232
      @P1xxieDust3232 4 года назад +44

      @@daymare0 same it’s like 40% are Karens or choosing beggars

    • @jd_kreeper
      @jd_kreeper 4 года назад +52

      @@daymare0 As an American I am disappointed in my country

    • @zygarde.r6461
      @zygarde.r6461 4 года назад +49

      Because people think free country means protest everything

    • @user-dw1es8nk2l
      @user-dw1es8nk2l 4 года назад +16

      *Amorica*

  • @user-ft3jq5vi2l
    @user-ft3jq5vi2l 4 года назад +16

    4:30 ah yes, and there're also a "Austrian moostash man" exhibit.

  • @asterix7842
    @asterix7842 3 года назад +1

    Most people don't know you're not supposed to clean cast iron pans. Doesn't mean they're stupid. They've just never learned it.

  • @lorrainehinchliffe5371
    @lorrainehinchliffe5371 3 года назад +2

    That’s not why you don’t clean cast iron pans . The “seasoning’ isn’t flavour , it makes the pan non stick and help keep it from rusting.

    • @snuffywuffykiss1522
      @snuffywuffykiss1522 3 года назад

      Here in the south... cleaning an iron skillet that way is grounds for divorce, or worse...

  • @toysruskid5074
    @toysruskid5074 4 года назад +32

    I think the mattress was pretty well anchored. She had the sense to hook it to the heaviest thing in the car. 😝

  • @audreym3908
    @audreym3908 4 года назад +48

    I sometimes want to get a Twitter account just to be the one tell people the correct information. Then I remember that I could get canceled/called out for whatever I'm tweeting and be ostracized.

    • @depsydawn9206
      @depsydawn9206 4 года назад +4

      Twitter is a mistake

    • @audreym3908
      @audreym3908 4 года назад

      @@depsydawn9206 true but then we wouldn't have Dumb Tweet reactions

    • @samanthawilliams2046
      @samanthawilliams2046 4 года назад

      You'd only be called out/cancelled for doing something fucked up, so you should be fine as long as you're not an asshole

    • @jacklow9611
      @jacklow9611 4 года назад +1

      @@samanthawilliams2046: Much of the time, anyone who tweets something in opposition to another tweet, they're considered to be an asshole by someone, so it's a no-win situation either way.

    • @diablotry5154
      @diablotry5154 3 года назад

      @@samanthawilliams2046 incorrect

  • @kefireszon
    @kefireszon 4 года назад +26

    I would beat someone till they die if they do this to my cast iron O.o This layer is not for taste, its for nonstick and corrosion proofing

    • @erslippers3805
      @erslippers3805 4 года назад

      Not to mention, rust in your food would probably taste, um... I guess maybe you might want that if you're thoroughly dysfunctional

    • @ninjanyan1579
      @ninjanyan1579 4 года назад

      @@erslippers3805 I think the guy was actually being nice, just used to other types of pans.

  • @coolbreezelb5023
    @coolbreezelb5023 4 года назад +1

    The "spoiler" on the Jeep's hood is a jack for lifting vehicles with larger ground clearances like Jeeps, trucks etc, especially off road. This jack is a "Highlift Jack" sold on most off roading parts stores.

  • @patrickkeller2193
    @patrickkeller2193 3 года назад +7

    "seasoning" a cast iron pan isn't really about flavor, but it's a non-stick coating that's better than Teflon.

  • @chasesmithproductions8484
    @chasesmithproductions8484 4 года назад +8

    3:38 If memory serves correctly, that's a very unusual jack to change tires. It's for bigger cars i.e. SUVs, Vans, and Pickups typically.
    Thought I might help!

  • @zakazikoziko1419
    @zakazikoziko1419 4 года назад +42

    11:56 its not for the flavor. It’s so that the food doesn’t stick to the pan.

    • @x2lazy2die
      @x2lazy2die 4 года назад +1

      thought that was the joke. or am i thinking 2 much

    • @billy-waynejeffcoat4828
      @billy-waynejeffcoat4828 4 года назад +4

      Depends on where you are, some people do actually use it for flavor. They cool like nothing but bacon in it or something and only half ass wipe it out. So the next thing they make will have a strong bacon flavor. Seen many households do this in the south

    • @blacklabel6052
      @blacklabel6052 4 года назад +5

      @@billy-waynejeffcoat4828 that's just gross. I'm not from USA, but in my country I never heard about this favour thing. It's known that the pan has it in order to not stick the food

    • @MrTiranei
      @MrTiranei 4 года назад

      @@blacklabel6052 its "wok" pan and you just cleaning it gently with warm water, without any detergents, it is to give meals more flavour.

    • @assarstromblad3280
      @assarstromblad3280 4 года назад +1

      @@blacklabel6052 Idk man, cast iron pans won't work if you clean them with anything like dish soap. We usually clean them with warm water only, gets the burnt stuff away but the fat still remains partly. If you use dish soap in a cast iron pan you will ruin it.

  • @defnottubby
    @defnottubby 4 года назад +40

    I wonder what was the designer of the peppermint breath drops are thinking when they made that design

    • @TheBntimmins
      @TheBntimmins 4 года назад +1

      Dear Lawyer, I don't have to worry about lawsuits, right?

    • @SilverSaiyanAce
      @SilverSaiyanAce 4 года назад +1

      Satan: I'm a big fan

    • @Tigerskunk
      @Tigerskunk 4 года назад +1

      Saves money reusing a design instead of making a new one.

    • @iseektheholygrail2055
      @iseektheholygrail2055 4 года назад +1

      Actually they plan the thing thoroughly, they just confuse which "drop" they meant

  • @ShadowOfADaemon
    @ShadowOfADaemon 4 года назад +5

    the "assault rilfe" on the hood of the jeep is called a "jack all" style of jack

  • @salahdunkingonutd
    @salahdunkingonutd 3 года назад +2

    Not only did that person call bats non-mammals but she just didn't compensate for seal/sea lions and cetaceans

    • @doomse150
      @doomse150 3 года назад

      You are probably the first person I see, who didn't bring up whales/dolphins as the no1 example for water based mammals (I'm not criticizing, just curious)
      Edit: Just looked up the definition of cetaceans... You made me learn sth new today

    • @salahdunkingonutd
      @salahdunkingonutd 3 года назад

      @@doomse150 np dude

  • @BugziKon
    @BugziKon 4 года назад +30

    The Alex Hutchinson tweet, was anyone else expecting to see Jackseptieye's reply?

    • @load-bearingcoconut5586
      @load-bearingcoconut5586 4 года назад

      Wait, what was Jack's response?

    • @BugziKon
      @BugziKon 4 года назад +4

      He said -
      I find this thinking extremely ironic considering you have fanart of me, a streamer, as your banner from when I played Savage Planet
      You’ve even cropped out their watermark in the banner and haven’t given them credit for it anywhere. Very hypocritical
      (Jack showed the full image too)

    • @idk-uh1gs
      @idk-uh1gs 4 года назад

      @@BugziKon damn you got roasted by your idle.

    • @BugziKon
      @BugziKon 4 года назад

      huh? also, do you mean idol?

    • @tankofnova9022
      @tankofnova9022 4 года назад +1

      @@idk-uh1gs r/bone apple tee

  • @Lardex
    @Lardex 4 года назад +25

    5:06 Technicly Streamers And stuff already have a "licence" by buying the actual game

    • @Wren796
      @Wren796 4 года назад +6

      That's what I was thinking the entire time

    • @Xe_Non
      @Xe_Non 4 года назад +6

      @@Wren796 and he forgot about fair use

    • @sylverscale
      @sylverscale 4 года назад +5

      It's also free advertisement for their games.

  • @3characterhandlerequired
    @3characterhandlerequired 4 года назад +6

    6:01, that lady checking the temperatures with her hand has infrared scanner for quick temperature check in her other hand.

  • @manspeej
    @manspeej 4 года назад +5

    the layer of seasoning on cast iron is there to protect from rust and so food doesn't stick, but you should still wash them with warm water to get rid any food stuck at the bottom

    • @UpperDarbyDetailing
      @UpperDarbyDetailing 3 года назад

      Actually, while you can safely wash with soap and water as long as you dry it immediately after, it's best to *lightly* scrub it out with kosher salt, then lightly oil with vegetable oil. Wipe with a clean, dry paper towel before use.

  • @cobytang
    @cobytang 3 года назад +1

    It's not even China's place to tell France not to use Genghis Khan's name, since he's Mongolian, and Mongolia exists.

  • @rateeightx
    @rateeightx 4 года назад +13

    7:04 I'm Not Supposed To Tell You Guys, But The Secret Is Lefse And Jarlsberg Cheese.

  • @warriorcatskid003
    @warriorcatskid003 4 года назад +4

    Actually according to Calvin of Calvin and Hobbes fame, bats are bugs

  • @karr6350
    @karr6350 4 года назад +11

    Alright. Who exposed me about the butterflies? I didn’t consent to this.

  • @Karagianis
    @Karagianis 4 года назад

    What a wonderful family bonding moment. A father and child hamming nails into each other! LOL

    • @Darkeons1
      @Darkeons1 4 года назад

      If all goes to plan they will literally be bonded

  • @masterchief119-i9p
    @masterchief119-i9p 3 года назад +1

    1:04 Spanish Speaker: "Go ahead, Ill just be back here in 24 hours! Legally LMAO

    • @masterchief119-i9p
      @masterchief119-i9p 3 года назад +2

      For the slow ones: You see, Puerto Rico is a U.S. territory which has been part of the United States for over a century. Puerto Ricans who speak Spanish are born as Americans and if you deport them to Puerto Rico they can book a flight to any state in the U.S. legally and they can do this to their hearts content. I bet that Karen still doesn't get it. LOL

  • @amandao6686
    @amandao6686 4 года назад +64

    “Flavor” or”seasoning” lmao its not like spices n shit its baked on oil that has polymerized into a protective not stick coating

    • @Blackwing2345635
      @Blackwing2345635 4 года назад +1

      which also protects iron from rust

    • @alexandreaugustin832
      @alexandreaugustin832 3 года назад

      Isn't it Teflon? It#s there to protect the pan itself and so the food doesn't stick to the pan and doesn't dirty it as much.

    • @Blackwing2345635
      @Blackwing2345635 3 года назад

      @@alexandreaugustin832 it is not teflon at all, but this thing does similar job. Except it is FAR more sticky)

    • @Domel23
      @Domel23 3 года назад

      @@alexandreaugustin832 cast iron pań with coating actually actually bit like teflon but it's a way older thing
      You can season a cast iron pan again at home (tidious but possible)
      You can't apply teflon at home to your pan

  • @annelienbakker7764
    @annelienbakker7764 4 года назад +16

    Btw the Bible quote at 8:50 is a misquote so he isn't even using it right.

    • @hero-bo7qc
      @hero-bo7qc 4 года назад

      What's the right quote then

    • @ianmoseley9910
      @ianmoseley9910 4 года назад +3

      Bible has been through so many translations we cannot guarantee the current one is correct

    • @DogeSargeant
      @DogeSargeant 4 года назад +3

      @@ianmoseley9910 Agreed, searched it up and I became 5 different Christians in one body

    • @evelyn8737
      @evelyn8737 4 года назад

      In chapter 20, it talks mostly about the ten commandments

    • @annelienbakker7764
      @annelienbakker7764 4 года назад +2

      @@hero-bo7qc the King James Version says: thou shalt not bear false witness against thy neighbour.
      The Bible in basic English says: Do not give false witness against your neighbour.
      And the English standard version says: you shall not bear false witness against your neighbor.
      There is no right quote in my opinion but if you look at most translations of the Bible the part about the eyewitness is never mentioned

  • @yuki97kira
    @yuki97kira 4 года назад +8

    0:38 this is just "im asking for your art and ill give you exposure"

    • @nwc2392
      @nwc2392 4 года назад

      And artist 100% hate this quote even though I am not an artist.

    • @idk-uh1gs
      @idk-uh1gs 4 года назад

      I honestly hate anyone who would use that than get mad when people decline.

  • @DingleFlop
    @DingleFlop 4 года назад

    1. The "large assault rifle" on the truck is a jack/hoist that doesn't require hydraulics. It's to help with changing tires.
    2. The seasoning on cast iron pans is not about flavor. Oils that are "seasoned" onto the pans turn into a sort of polymer (which is similar to plastic) but it's a completely natural process and the "seasoning layer" prevents any food from sticking.

  • @lowellcamp3267
    @lowellcamp3267 4 года назад

    Seasoning a cast-iron pot is what makes it non-stick, and keeps it from rusting.
    Seasoning is achieved by adding thin layers of oil to the pot’s surface, and baking it at high temperatures to plasticize it. This happens to some extent while cooking, so the non-stick surface is more resilient than most other non-stick cookware.
    To build up enough layers so the surface is visibly black can take months of seasoning the pot every day.

  • @Pixelusually
    @Pixelusually 4 года назад +5

    This is just the "everyone is stupid except me" meme in a nutshell

  • @ImperiousMax
    @ImperiousMax 4 года назад +5

    The coating on cast iron pans also help with non-stick, so your food doesn't stick to the pan with the carbon coating as things cook and burn into the pan. That husband has essentially ruined that cast iron pan to the point of being completely unusable.

    • @snuffywuffykiss1522
      @snuffywuffykiss1522 3 года назад

      You can salvage it... Just cook some butter and onions in it for a week straight... Then use it for a generation again...
      Sorry. I tried... Poor skillet.

    • @crystald3655
      @crystald3655 3 года назад

      Until it's reseasoned yes it's unusable. Re seasoning isn't hard, but it does take some time.

    • @ImperiousMax
      @ImperiousMax 3 года назад

      @@crystald3655 It's possible, but to get it back to the state it may have been prior is gonna take a long time... might as well get a new one and teach the husband the importance of the importance of the coating.

    • @crystald3655
      @crystald3655 3 года назад

      @@ImperiousMax Not really, the proper oils and a few bakes in a very hot oven will get it back to usable condition. After that, fry in it a few times to get it fully non-stick. It really doesn't take that long. I've had to restore a few skillets due to people not knowing how to take care of them properly. Cast Iron is quite expensive and the it's broken so just throw it away and replace it mindset of today really ticks me off as repairable and recyclable things are thrown into landfills so much that our planet is full of trash.

  • @d105uino2
    @d105uino2 4 года назад +14

    Wait, she cleaned a black iron pan? The black that's supposed to stop iron from rusting and poisoning people?

    • @Darkeons1
      @Darkeons1 4 года назад +1

      Welp

    • @chrislanglois8275
      @chrislanglois8275 3 года назад +1

      It said i cleaned my wifes pan, could b a lesbian or other person with a wife and spouse relationship but most likely it was the husband :/

    • @vaseklepic12
      @vaseklepic12 3 года назад

      It's not a bad idea to do that once in a while, you just have to re-season the pan

    • @drsnova7313
      @drsnova7313 3 года назад

      Umm....nothing poisons people from cooking in an iron pan. Maybe you mean copper pans, which can do that (extreeeeemely slowly) if you use it for acidic stuff.

  • @AmirBrooks
    @AmirBrooks 3 года назад +1

    4:48 - this ad reminds of that classic Young Ones scene where Mike tries to nail plates to the table, but ends up nailing himself instead.

  • @thebigdawg61
    @thebigdawg61 3 года назад +1

    Take another look at that lady. That mattress isn't going anywhere. It would take an F5 tornado to lift the mattress off of that ham arm.

  • @lazarusthibodeaux
    @lazarusthibodeaux 4 года назад +6

    It’s a handyman jack on the hood.

    • @EvilFookaire
      @EvilFookaire 4 года назад

      Heheh... handy... man... jack.... heheh....
      Yeah, I'm easily amused.

  • @wvvj_animates
    @wvvj_animates 4 года назад +5

    “Stars are star shaped⭐️Not round”
    *no no, he’s got a point*

  • @floopismcfloorpus4396
    @floopismcfloorpus4396 4 года назад +4

    6:23 Legitimately sounds like a Family Guy cutaway or something......

  • @bipolarbear9952
    @bipolarbear9952 4 года назад +2

    That cast iron skillet was physically painful to see. These pans are passed down for GENERATIONS, and are considered family heirlooms where I'm from (southeastern US). I'm still using my great-grandma's cast iron to this day, and if something like this happened to it, I would be devastated.

    • @drsnova7313
      @drsnova7313 3 года назад

      I mean...so what? You use it a few times, and it's okay again. I one fully cleaned a cast iron pan I found (long story), because who knows what it had been used for, and it was fine to use not too long after.

    • @bipolarbear9952
      @bipolarbear9952 3 года назад

      @@drsnova7313 It's not really about whether or not the pan can be useable again. LOL I know it sounds silly, but it's an emotional thing. Plus, you lose a few layers of seasoning, and that's like gold!!

  • @seekingeudaimonia6884
    @seekingeudaimonia6884 4 года назад

    I was at, Starbucks, this business woman came in, HOLDING A BRAND NEW UNUSED MASK.
    She held it with HER HAND up to her face walking through the door, and as soon as she came in, SHE LOWERED THE MASK, and when the baristas said “can you please put on your mask? People need to wear them for us to stay open”
    The lady STORMED out, like she had no options, and NO IDEA, that she NEEDS to BY lAW wear a mask into any establishment in our city. They can literally be shut down for non-compliance.
    I literally couldn’t compute what I had just seen. Made zero sense!

  • @gyuuipa5166
    @gyuuipa5166 4 года назад +24

    69 + 67 days of getting Jake to say "hello everyone my name is Real Jake" to confuse some people
    41 days of helping someone down in the comments to make Jake say "my name is Fakob Jakob"
    cries in agony

    • @sspectre8217
      @sspectre8217 4 года назад

      Better make sure to comment in two days

  • @finallyunsure4322
    @finallyunsure4322 4 года назад +5

    Pikachu 2020!

  • @iseektheholygrail2055
    @iseektheholygrail2055 4 года назад +6

    Legend has it that the man is still rolling the cable even now

  • @dragonlady1664
    @dragonlady1664 4 года назад

    I faced palmed at "BATS ARE BIRDS' and screamed in horror at what the husband did to the cast iron pan!. NO, WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT!?

  • @PlaydoughLizard
    @PlaydoughLizard 3 года назад +1

    the worse part is that the girl checking for corona was holding a thermometer while checking peoples temperature with her hand

  • @tazweiss7970
    @tazweiss7970 4 года назад +3

    Instead of Genghis Khan, call him Temajin.

  • @TechnicallyRenz
    @TechnicallyRenz 4 года назад +76

    Day 69+69+69+7 // 214 of convincing Jake to say
    *"I'm Fakob Jakob!"*
    Jake not saying Fakob Jakob is a facepalm moment.

    • @Hamble_Gambles
      @Hamble_Gambles 4 года назад +1

      diligence

    • @AatiNiiranen
      @AatiNiiranen 4 года назад +1

      You actually have done that, you actually have commented that everyday

  • @koxpo7616
    @koxpo7616 4 года назад +4

    7:00 Sad Finland noices

  • @sarah-ij9ub
    @sarah-ij9ub 4 года назад

    "Bats are birds"
    Lol it's like saying a shame is a fish because they don't have legs 😂

  • @sparkplug1018
    @sparkplug1018 3 года назад

    True fact, my father was a Times photographer in the late 60's, and they had him camp out on the Moon to photograph the landings. Seriously we didn't see him for like 3 years back then!

  • @loljay3281
    @loljay3281 4 года назад +6

    Tbh, every time Jake does the "voice", it makes their text/message or something more triggering.

  • @pavese1379
    @pavese1379 4 года назад +14

    The Radiohead one was a hoax, but I wouldn't be surprised if it actually happened

    • @rosiefay7283
      @rosiefay7283 4 года назад +2

      It did make me wonder: why did the band need three minutes _on stage_ to tune? Couldn't they have done at least some of that backstage?

    • @3characterhandlerequired
      @3characterhandlerequired 4 года назад +1

      I have had an opposite happened once in some concert, people though that band is tuning their guitars and whatnot and that was actually a some sort of "artistic" song. Warmup band luckily, the actual artists were quite good.

  • @justsomeguywithhalfamustac6837
    @justsomeguywithhalfamustac6837 4 года назад +96

    Day #236 of asking Jake to say
    *"I'm Fakob Jakob"*
    The uploads on both channels are late by 1 hour

    • @joejoebatmanjjb8704
      @joejoebatmanjjb8704 4 года назад +1

      Early I think

    • @The_Mang
      @The_Mang 4 года назад +1

      I think Zach Friedman's got you beat by like 200 days lol

    • @TechnicallyRenz
      @TechnicallyRenz 4 года назад +1

      Ye

    • @TrishaSmith
      @TrishaSmith 4 года назад +4

      Our time zone has switched. So it’s the same for us but different for you.

    • @justsomeguywithhalfamustac6837
      @justsomeguywithhalfamustac6837 4 года назад +3

      @@The_Mang dude. He's faking it. I started the Fakob Jakob thing so it's IMPOSSIBLE for him to have started before me
      Also technically I've been doing this for a bit over 300 days but I stopped and started back again at day one

  • @cartman2235
    @cartman2235 3 года назад

    The seasoning is also burnt on fat and oil that's made into a polymer like glass or plastic to create a thin non-stick, rust resistant coating

  • @matthewkeith8605
    @matthewkeith8605 3 года назад

    3:40 It's a "Hi-Lift" or tractor jack, used to jack up or help recover off road 4x4s and tractors. I have one in my Land-Rover.

  • @vintagemushroom5515
    @vintagemushroom5515 4 года назад +6

    Day 4 of reminding people that they are loved and valid. You are loved and valid no matter who you are if you are black ,Asian, gay ,pan ,female or non-binary you are loved and valid.

  • @superslike
    @superslike 4 года назад +3

    Me from Norway drinking Pepsi max watching this:👀

  • @that1guy910
    @that1guy910 4 года назад +55

    I know that I will not first but early so yay

  • @BHStudios01
    @BHStudios01 2 года назад

    Never ever EVER, “clean”, a cast iron! Not in the scrubbing sense! You can gently, and I mean GENTLY, wash with a mild dish soap and soft sponge, but you NEVER scrub.
    My dad scrubbed my oooold cast iron skillet once years ago, and I flipped out on him.

  • @emmafeickert8855
    @emmafeickert8855 3 года назад +1

    Ah yes...
    bats are birds,
    manatees are fish,
    and platypuses...platypi? platypeople?...uh...they're just weird!

  • @LollipopHouser
    @LollipopHouser 4 года назад +5

    I always use my assault rifle to lift my car😉

  • @DrelvanianGuardOffic
    @DrelvanianGuardOffic 4 года назад +6

    "Streamers should be paying the companies"
    So... basically, they were saying Streamers should only play EA games.

  • @PaxyWaxy
    @PaxyWaxy 4 года назад +5

    Where did that Jake's nose guy
    Miss that guy

  • @mariabarker2036
    @mariabarker2036 2 года назад

    The "assault rifle" is a hi-lift jack. Don't mess with someone who can handle that jack, ma'am.

  • @chubbybunny6975
    @chubbybunny6975 4 года назад +1

    "Bats fly, therefore OBVIOUSLY they're BIRDS!"
    Penguins, ostriches, emus, and kiwis: "Then what does that make us?"

    • @hernehaugen6878
      @hernehaugen6878 4 года назад

      Failures.

    • @AlexJReil
      @AlexJReil 4 года назад

      Penguins: Sausages in tuxedos
      Ostriches: long legged tumbleweeds
      Emus: walking bad hair day
      Kiwis: hairy fruit

  • @thatjason583
    @thatjason583 4 года назад +5

    “If you don’t see it, you shouldn’t gossip about it”
    If you don’t see it, how’d you know what to gossip about?

  • @rosiekittengirl760
    @rosiekittengirl760 4 года назад +5

    "but gossiping is bad, right?"
    You mean church? Yes, I agree.

  • @squidboi9001
    @squidboi9001 4 года назад +45

    Day 72 of asking Jake to get a Cake Jake for his birthday.
    Happy birthday in advance Jake. 🎂 🎁 🎊 🎉 🎈

    • @supercraftd2074
      @supercraftd2074 4 года назад +1

      He should get a jake cake, which is cake made of jakes

    • @girlkisser2763
      @girlkisser2763 4 года назад

      @@supercraftd2074 YES

  • @inkycap13
    @inkycap13 3 года назад +1

    Fun fact: seasoning a cast iron pan doesn’t refer to flavoring it but rather to preparing it. Using heat and cooking oil (either through preparing it in an oven or just cooking with it for some time) you can treat the surfaces of cast iron cookware and develop a non-stick coating. This “seasoning” can be damaged by scratches, some caustic soaps, the processes involved in many dishwashers, overly acidic foods, and just about anything that would corrode the cast iron. Damaging the seasoning makes both cooking with the pan and cleaning it further more of a pain as the food will easily adhere to the pan and burn. Reseasoning the pan isn’t difficult but it is annoying as the fastest method I know of involves cooking the pan in the oven at high temperature for hours and leaves your kitchen hot and smelling like burnt oil.

  • @CJTheReal
    @CJTheReal 2 года назад

    That "assault Rifle" is a high-lift jack, designed for jacking up 4WDs that are too tall for a normal jack to lift it off its tyres