Xavier Renegade Angel - Xavier Meets Xavier

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  • Опубликовано: 20 дек 2024

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  • @tylerweis5484
    @tylerweis5484 Год назад +4635

    Xavier is one of the few characters in fiction where he can have a argument with himself and still somehow lose.

    • @Technae
      @Technae Год назад +173

      depressed people do that all the time

    • @PigOfGreed
      @PigOfGreed Год назад +73

      @@Technaeall you have to do then is identify as the depression rather than the depressed 🐘🧠

    • @end_thy_sufferage
      @end_thy_sufferage Год назад +31

      ​@@Technae you should tell the sorry dude that they slumber a cucumber

    • @snnnaaaaaakeeeee4470
      @snnnaaaaaakeeeee4470 10 месяцев назад +19

      ​@@TechnaeThry need to tell their depression to catch up on some zeds and get out of their heads!

    • @timtam4596
      @timtam4596 5 месяцев назад +7

      It's because he snose

  • @AchtenJackob
    @AchtenJackob Год назад +2567

    This is what dehydration feels like

  • @DuneDee
    @DuneDee Год назад +3286

    "Are you so dumb you even answer rhetorical questions?"
    "I don't know, do you?"
    Legitimately excellent writing.

    • @onionfedora3793
      @onionfedora3793 8 месяцев назад +47

      The whole line's ingenous.

    • @Rare_Spore_Fan
      @Rare_Spore_Fan 6 месяцев назад +12

      i don't really get how it is that deep, i mean the words are small

    • @joaopedropinheiro7530
      @joaopedropinheiro7530 6 месяцев назад +45

      ​@@Rare_Spore_Fananswering a "rhetorical question" with another "rhetorical question"

    • @supamalleo64
      @supamalleo64 3 месяца назад

      Ah hell nah chnage ur pfp kid​@@Rare_Spore_Fan

    • @Rare_Spore_Fan
      @Rare_Spore_Fan 3 месяца назад

      @@supamalleo64 Sure buddy.

  • @LunarLactose
    @LunarLactose Год назад +2125

    “Your mom’s so shallow, she probably thinks this quip is about her” is my favorite joke of all time

    • @anone.mousse674
      @anone.mousse674 Год назад +18

      Carly Simon Moment

    • @3rdworld-witch527
      @3rdworld-witch527 11 месяцев назад +2

      lmaoooo 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @dominokos
      @dominokos 9 месяцев назад +5

      Non-native speaker here. Care to explain pls?

    • @3rdworld-witch527
      @3rdworld-witch527 9 месяцев назад +1

      @@dominokos its a slumber ham

    • @captainnomekop5056
      @captainnomekop5056 8 месяцев назад +58

      @@dominokosThe quip calls his mom shallow for thinking the quip is about her, and in doing so makes the quip about her.

  • @theabsolutecat915
    @theabsolutecat915 Год назад +3217

    I love how the writing is simultaneously layered with clever puns and references, while also being completely fucking insane.

    • @stephenfiler3204
      @stephenfiler3204 Год назад +134

      This whole show was so far ahead of its time

    • @itsybitsycherry
      @itsybitsycherry 9 месяцев назад +84

      It simultaneously manages to make sense and none at all. It’s wonderful.

    • @Balfe46tm
      @Balfe46tm 8 месяцев назад +56

      The show was 7 steps ahead and behind us at the same time

    • @Lanesra62905
      @Lanesra62905 5 месяцев назад +5

      ​@@stephenfiler3204 It always will be...

    • @candysiandi
      @candysiandi 4 месяца назад +1

      ​@@Balfe46tm I swear that statement perfectly sums up all PFFR shows. 😂

  • @mrmeowsermoney
    @mrmeowsermoney 2 года назад +2468

    I love how this isn't even an argument or fights; it's nothing but back-to-back one-liner's and comebacks

    • @305thief8
      @305thief8 6 месяцев назад +6

      💀💀💀🤣😭😭😭

    • @thejuiceking2219
      @thejuiceking2219 18 дней назад +7

      Xavier does not fight, he is no child of corn, he is a man of peas

  • @dirt_dert_durt
    @dirt_dert_durt Год назад +1492

    "You're about as deep as a bowl of soup, and your tongue is about as sharp as a soup spoon" Shakespearean

    • @callumkristofer7793
      @callumkristofer7793 Год назад +17

      Wow, interesting we both looked for this just 6 hours apart.

    • @BigSalLaLucha
      @BigSalLaLucha 8 месяцев назад +29

      Hey, say what you want about me, but lay off the soup.

    • @LucyGoosey4636
      @LucyGoosey4636 7 месяцев назад +18

      @@BigSalLaLuchaif you love soup so much why don’t you marry soup?

    • @BigSalLaLucha
      @BigSalLaLucha 7 месяцев назад +17

      @@LucyGoosey4636 ‘cause im already married… to justice.

    • @LucyGoosey4636
      @LucyGoosey4636 7 месяцев назад

      @@BigSalLaLucha yeah, only a blind girl would marry you!

  • @coltonschaum1732
    @coltonschaum1732 Год назад +3150

    “im already married to justice”
    “yea because only a BLIND girl would marry you”
    that is so fucking clever lmfao

    • @jmerridew124
      @jmerridew124 Год назад +87

      Unironically the best line I've heard in months

    • @larealshit
      @larealshit Год назад +49

      Dude. Thats perfect comedy in my opinion.

    • @Gearmaster70
      @Gearmaster70 3 месяца назад +5

      I’ve seen this clip so many times, and I’ve only just now understood this joke, since you wrote it out. 😂

    • @nuclearmusic77
      @nuclearmusic77 3 месяца назад +1

      Explains pls

    • @ajazella
      @ajazella 3 месяца назад +16

      @@nuclearmusic77 Justice is often depicted as a woman with clothe on her eyes holding a scale.

  • @cognozzle
    @cognozzle 8 месяцев назад +796

    "You look so superficial, you probably judge things by their physical appearance" makes my head hurt.

  • @stephenfiler3204
    @stephenfiler3204 Год назад +1320

    Rick and Morty wishes it was this smart

    • @0_dearghealach_083
      @0_dearghealach_083 7 месяцев назад +22

      Amen to that!

    • @ruzgar1372
      @ruzgar1372 5 месяцев назад

      Dont compare dick and morty to this show

    • @This-is-a-commentt
      @This-is-a-commentt 5 месяцев назад +56

      To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty. The humor is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also Rick's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation - his personal philosophy draws heavily fromNarodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realize that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Rick and Morty truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Rick's existencial catchphrase "Wubba Lubba Dub Dub," which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev's Russian epic Fathers and Sons I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Dan Harmon's genius unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools... how I pity them. 😂 And yes by the way, I DO have a Rick and Morty tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- And even they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand.

    • @chikin52
      @chikin52 5 месяцев назад +34

      @@This-is-a-commenttI’m gonna disagree with you. For me atleast, the humor doesn’t come across as clever. It’s more of just inserting depressing and science into potty humor, effectively making preschool humor for adults. For me atleast, Xavier has multi layered jokes that I could watch 7 times before processing it, and it makes the show even better. Not even five minutes ago I got the Marrying Justice joke. By far, my favorite one of these are “I’m a survivor. We’re a dying breed”. The difference is Rick and Morty is smart but Xavier is clever. Rick and Morty makes a joke out of smart things but Xavier takes time to make the joke smart. What further excels Xavier is that the extremely layered comedy is built from dumb contridictary statements which is the complete opposite of Rick and Morty. And all of that illustrates the message of Xavier: he is the danger of interpretation.

    • @sunsetman22
      @sunsetman22 5 месяцев назад +6

      ​@@chikin52 don't mind me, just gonna frame this comment on my wall for future reference. well said!

  • @damienseibel5286
    @damienseibel5286 Год назад +1402

    I still love the way Xavier says soup, especially in “If you love soup so much, why don’t you marry soup?”

  • @Jkclone056
    @Jkclone056 Год назад +675

    "Weiner takes all" is an underrated line

  • @verbosequestion
    @verbosequestion 8 месяцев назад +498

    I love how it sounds like they recorded each line of dialogue on a different day, the tonal consistency is all over the place and there is no break between sentences lmao

    • @mihneababanu4224
      @mihneababanu4224 4 месяца назад +36

      I'm pretty sure they make the guy say each line 3 times and stitch it together

  • @tres4945
    @tres4945 Год назад +741

    It's been years and i'm still able to recite this entre script while mimicking his voice

  • @fe7general837
    @fe7general837 Год назад +763

    "you are the sad figment of my twisted psyche's tragic dividend, youre the un-me, im the real me, you wanna-be, me?" is the hardest bar I have ever hear in anything ever

  • @kevinfromspace2
    @kevinfromspace2 Год назад +443

    "No thanks I'm full" is the best fucking response to "Accept your defecation"

  • @aliensguy4291
    @aliensguy4291 Год назад +1360

    Why does this part feel like it's an hour long?

    • @cloudunknown
      @cloudunknown Год назад +154

      actual answer is cause so much is happening at once

    • @stephenfiler3204
      @stephenfiler3204 Год назад +65

      Every episode feels that way because there's at least 5 plot lines happening at once

    • @Somnium.08
      @Somnium.08 8 месяцев назад +4

      More like a good half hour than a full hour but still feels a heck of a lot longer than 3 ish minutes

    • @garythemilkman4442
      @garythemilkman4442 8 месяцев назад +3

      The entire episode feels really long and probably 2nd most confusing episode imo

  • @Rexorazor
    @Rexorazor Год назад +758

    "Whoever found it, browned it" has me rolling. 😂

    • @spookyboo1453
      @spookyboo1453 Год назад +25

      “You’d like me to be you? Would me?”

    • @raptordarwish887
      @raptordarwish887 Год назад +25

      ​@@spookyboo1453But it's too late, you snoze, you lose.

    • @spookyboo1453
      @spookyboo1453 Год назад +25

      ⁠@@raptordarwish887”You sleeped, you weeped”

    • @raptordarwish887
      @raptordarwish887 Год назад +24

      @@spookyboo1453 You nap-oh, you get slapp-oh.

    • @spookyboo1453
      @spookyboo1453 Год назад +26

      @@raptordarwish887”You slumber, a cucumber”

  • @Lobo2265
    @Lobo2265 Год назад +973

    This is the physical manifestation of the guys locker room

    • @Iced02
      @Iced02 Год назад +25

      *blush*

    • @Hellwaterva
      @Hellwaterva Год назад +18

      Lords of the locker room 2

    • @crunkestgirl
      @crunkestgirl 7 месяцев назад

      but also the types of conversations me and my friend have in the girls locker room

  • @evzenielstreamarchive
    @evzenielstreamarchive 2 года назад +497

    Still the funniest fucking thing ever

  • @Hiddenus1
    @Hiddenus1 10 месяцев назад +49

    The amount of drugs I don't need thanks to this bit.....

  • @littleredruri
    @littleredruri 11 месяцев назад +159

    This is absolutely, 100%, the cleverest and funniest argument in all of comedy, ever. It doesn't beat this.

  • @CadenzaKatie
    @CadenzaKatie Год назад +322

    I love how the person that wrote the captions just gave up at some point

    • @casualrat1807
      @casualrat1807 5 месяцев назад +22

      He probably died from a stroke while trying to write down what they were saying

  • @AverageFighterJetEnjoyer
    @AverageFighterJetEnjoyer 9 месяцев назад +43

    Every time I watch even a fragment from this show I feel like I'm gaining and losing brain cells at the same time

  • @suspiciouslystickysocks8850
    @suspiciouslystickysocks8850 10 месяцев назад +86

    "Kiddo, I was the real me when you were still in my short pants"
    "Hate to break it to you, but I wore them first. Me bequeathed thee the psychopathological hand you downs"
    "So you're the one who stained them"
    "He who found it, Browned it"

  • @seminnesotatrainsairplanes839
    @seminnesotatrainsairplanes839 10 месяцев назад +52

    My last two braincells fighting each other...

  • @LeviathanVR
    @LeviathanVR Год назад +147

    When he said “You’re right, I am better than me.“ I felt that

  • @Nikolatsthefirst
    @Nikolatsthefirst 8 месяцев назад +18

    The word genius doesn't even come close to describing this level of writing

  • @molaughs88
    @molaughs88 Год назад +86

    "You Nappuh, You get slappuh"
    FACTS!!!!!

  • @zigmus00A
    @zigmus00A 6 месяцев назад +113

    Merika and Radagon arguing just before the shattering

  • @uranian-Umbra
    @uranian-Umbra Год назад +390

    “When god was passing out insights, you thought he said- that- when god was passing out holy prophets, you thought he said oily faucets, cause your soul… has diarrhea… of the mouth. Faucet.”

    • @General_Degenerate
      @General_Degenerate 5 месяцев назад +9

      HOLY MOLY IT'S FIVE PEBBLES

    • @Agathagwhj
      @Agathagwhj 2 месяца назад +7

      Eminem has been real quiet since this came out

    • @Dummkopf420
      @Dummkopf420 27 дней назад +1

      Mf doom type rhymes

    • @qwiznoes
      @qwiznoes 25 дней назад

      ​@@General_DegenerateAAUUAUAGAHAHA GET OUT OF MY HED

    • @patapelo
      @patapelo 23 дня назад

      cool profile picture

  • @AlecDouglas
    @AlecDouglas 11 месяцев назад +143

    L E T M E S E E I T

    • @mikeshirona1319
      @mikeshirona1319 4 месяца назад +11

      See with your eyes, not with your mouth.

    • @scottyp884
      @scottyp884 2 месяца назад

      @@mikeshirona1319 I'll call your bluff, I'll see your pingas with you'r mouth, and i raise you with my hand

    • @amx-103hammahamma2
      @amx-103hammahamma2 2 месяца назад

      ​@@mikeshirona1319*cronch*

    • @Nikkinewt
      @Nikkinewt Месяц назад

      @@mikeshirona1319I’ll call your bluff. I’ll see your 🍆with your mouth and I raise you with my hand.

  • @maxortiz8795
    @maxortiz8795 Год назад +253

    This must be what it feels like to have a heat stroke alone in the desert

  • @camchild1
    @camchild1 29 дней назад +19

    “I crapped out, but I’m tough. I can suck it up.” If ever there is a time when I crap myself I’m using this one

  • @someguy2347
    @someguy2347 Год назад +204

    "You snoze, you lose"

    • @spookyboo1453
      @spookyboo1453 Год назад +42

      “You sleeped, you weeped”

    • @giovanpanzanella6187
      @giovanpanzanella6187 Год назад +36

      You nappa, you get slappa.

    • @spookyboo1453
      @spookyboo1453 Год назад +39

      @@giovanpanzanella6187 “You slumber, a cucumber”

    • @soggiest_august
      @soggiest_august Год назад

      @@spookyboo1453 you catch up on some zed’s, you get outta my heads!

    • @christinafaraklou239
      @christinafaraklou239 Год назад +22

      You slumber, you ham...
      Butgeridontwannatalkaboutnuttinelse

  • @TheLastGame666
    @TheLastGame666 8 месяцев назад +79

    "See with your eyes, not with your MOUTH"
    *Chompîng noise*
    I almost choked on my drink lmao.

  • @LoganProbablynot-ef1tw
    @LoganProbablynot-ef1tw 9 месяцев назад +50

    You slumber, a cucumber

    • @jonathankkennedy
      @jonathankkennedy 9 месяцев назад +10

      There has never been a more threatening statement.

    • @LoganProbablynot-ef1tw
      @LoganProbablynot-ef1tw 9 месяцев назад +8

      @@jonathankkennedy the sheer amount of dread that radiates from this sentence scares even me

  • @daedricwinters2979
    @daedricwinters2979 7 месяцев назад +215

    This is just the plot of Persona 4

    • @Cinnamowo
      @Cinnamowo 7 месяцев назад +16

      True!

    • @derekmaullo2865
      @derekmaullo2865 3 месяца назад

      Persona fandom are redditor slaves with 110% estrogen with no testosterone

    • @antibaathism
      @antibaathism 3 месяца назад

      ​@@derekmaullo2865
      Thats just "gamers" in general

    • @derekmaullo2865
      @derekmaullo2865 3 месяца назад

      @@antibaathism Gamers are simps and are not worthy incels. They dont give us worth or specialness

    • @JuriSins
      @JuriSins 3 месяца назад +4

      This is how Yu Narukami would have acted to his shadow

  • @keipe008
    @keipe008 Год назад +123

    "You're right! I am better than me."

  • @hearmth6618
    @hearmth6618 Год назад +97

    0:32 Well, I'm going to be the bigger man, and hang up first- 📞 uh- damn it! 📞

    • @treysonmcgrady4750
      @treysonmcgrady4750 3 месяца назад

      Shouldn’t have announced his plans to himself!

  • @chashubokchoy8999
    @chashubokchoy8999 29 дней назад +5

    it would take me a lifetime to even come up with a single line of this

  • @TheEltingvilleClubandL4Dfan05
    @TheEltingvilleClubandL4Dfan05 9 месяцев назад +65

    "See with your eyes, not with your mouth."
    This line is stuck in my head

    • @danklegosi6084
      @danklegosi6084 5 месяцев назад +1

      I dont get it

    • @TheCompleteMental
      @TheCompleteMental 5 месяцев назад +1

      And the crunch sound effect

    • @matthewwilliams5407
      @matthewwilliams5407 Месяц назад +1

      @@danklegosi6084 When you describe things in your head, you're not seeing it for what it is, you're conceptualizing it, like how people view Jesus as some dude with long hair and blue eyes, but if you never saw the image, how can you see it by describing it?

  • @Vibe_Enjoyer
    @Vibe_Enjoyer 10 месяцев назад +20

    how to gaslight yourself with xavier

  • @Mandude4200
    @Mandude4200 Год назад +116

    I am actually fucking goin insane, I was reminded of this clip so I looked it up and was watching it rn, as I was watching it one of my best friends literally out of the blue sent me a clip from this exact moment at the same time as I was watching it. Literally our universes aligned with this Xavier speech. I am so snooken rn fr

    • @Peanuts1000
      @Peanuts1000 10 месяцев назад +10

      But which one of you is the real you?

    • @Grug_Moment
      @Grug_Moment 5 месяцев назад +2

      The real me is the one who you interpret between this metaphysical world and the phsycopathological world you understand soup!?!?

  • @willkatching9219
    @willkatching9219 7 месяцев назад +25

    "Well I'm going to be the bigger man, and hang up fir-"
    *click*
    "DAMN IT"

  • @Concerned_Custodian
    @Concerned_Custodian 4 месяца назад +15

    "CUZ IT WOULD BE AN EGG!" came into my mind while taking a wicked shit today

  • @err0rc0degames
    @err0rc0degames Месяц назад +5

    "I'm already married to Justice." "Yeah, only a blind girl would ever marry you."

  • @blapblapblapblap
    @blapblapblapblap 9 месяцев назад +12

    I am a Shadow, the true self.

  • @juliomonk
    @juliomonk 7 месяцев назад +19

    "You sound like the physical manifestation of some losers inner demons" is gold

  • @thegreaterclaush8292
    @thegreaterclaush8292 Год назад +50

    For some reason everytime I understand more of psychology and philosophy xavier starts to make sense

    • @stephenfiler3204
      @stephenfiler3204 10 месяцев назад +7

      Psychology student here. Can confirm.

  • @Zman14888
    @Zman14888 2 месяца назад +6

    Mortal Kombat characters when they fight themselves.

  • @justtree64
    @justtree64 4 месяца назад +13

    Persona 4 pre boss fight dialogue be like:

  • @sumanthmoole
    @sumanthmoole 2 месяца назад +8

    i’ve been searching for this clip for a month and have been searching up variations of “two clones roasting each other eagle dudes animation show” with no success and i randomly remembered the name ‘xavier’ like it was a jimmy neutron brain blast and i finally found this video. i am going to watch all this show has to offer now

  • @besebi2541
    @besebi2541 9 месяцев назад +14

    this has to be the realest shit i've ever seen

  • @FourOfClubs
    @FourOfClubs 6 месяцев назад +9

    "You'd like me to be you, wouldn't me?"

  • @Verivik
    @Verivik Месяц назад +6

    This is what evangelion sounds like to newcomers

  • @TheZombieTurkey
    @TheZombieTurkey Год назад +45

    This is what english sounds like to non english speakers

  • @dandyaniel5986
    @dandyaniel5986 2 года назад +293

    1:55 he is right because he’s just doing that by saying that

    • @MycroftGlassgow
      @MycroftGlassgow Год назад +58

      The more you think about the jokes the deeper they go omg

  • @ceddavis7441
    @ceddavis7441 5 месяцев назад +12

    The first two quips are the only one that makes sense. The rest are just clever puns and plays on words in no particular order.

  • @Canyoufeelthesunshine
    @Canyoufeelthesunshine Месяц назад +5

    on my rewatch I’m realizing that a lot of these lines are actually genius

  • @CrusteeBaguette
    @CrusteeBaguette Год назад +139

    2:25 he was straight up about to say do before he got cut off. So many layers my god 😂

  • @thecursingsaltine
    @thecursingsaltine 11 месяцев назад +34

    Dude, I’m so high right now, every part of that fucking video made sense to me

    • @Jadene111
      @Jadene111 8 месяцев назад +1

      Damm he's the chosen one

  • @Cyndaqueer
    @Cyndaqueer 9 дней назад +4

    Im stoned and typed in snake hand dude to find this

    • @aftlover
      @aftlover 9 дней назад +1

      his name is xavier

  • @ScrimmyBingus42
    @ScrimmyBingus42 Год назад +317

    I have to wonder if this show was done with motion capture or keyframe animation, cause honestly it looks like both.

    • @franz.francisco
      @franz.francisco Год назад +87

      most is motion captured, but if something's impossible to mocap, then it's keyframed.

    • @dogobgynz
      @dogobgynz Год назад

      @@franz.francisco did you work on the show?

    • @franz.francisco
      @franz.francisco Год назад +15

      @@dogobgynz no, no. sorry, haha. i just read something about it, i don't remember from where.

  • @taksfree9761
    @taksfree9761 Год назад +89

    I use these comebacks whenever I dont want to. So sue me because my pockets are empty. As empty as my soul when i achieved complete enlightment

    • @wadayatalkinbeet
      @wadayatalkinbeet Год назад +5

      Can the journey to enlightenment really be completed?

  • @benjaminculbertson2388
    @benjaminculbertson2388 Месяц назад +3

    "You'd like me to be you, wouldn't me?" Gold

  • @NoriMori1992
    @NoriMori1992 Год назад +32

    I love how at some points the audio is obviously spliced together 😂 It makes those lines _way_ funnier!

  • @Walrus563
    @Walrus563 5 месяцев назад +8

    You couldnt "seek" your way out of a cardboard bag!

    • @cantrip97
      @cantrip97 3 месяца назад

      yeah, i know, cuz it would be an *egg*

  • @kevinsuarte
    @kevinsuarte 2 года назад +113

    FUCK YEA! who's still watching 3028!?

    • @Eatfard_5150
      @Eatfard_5150 Год назад +4

      I’m watching in 8203

    • @frengulon
      @frengulon Год назад +4

      Im watching in 1

    • @sirsnek6562
      @sirsnek6562 Год назад +10

      Time traveler here, due to the Randolf Act of 2203 (Not to be confused with the Randolph act of 2198), its become impossible to find the old arts such as youtube and similar websites, and most of what was on the internet in 2000-2026 has been forgotten since 2142. I myself am from 2334, I hope things change by 3028.
      And what the hell is an omegalul?

    • @stephenfiler3204
      @stephenfiler3204 10 месяцев назад

      There really hasn't been anything else to do since the nukes dropped

    • @DDDabber44
      @DDDabber44 5 месяцев назад

      I’m watching this in 1987

  • @princekyle4132
    @princekyle4132 2 месяца назад +4

    My little brother has this scene seared into his brain. He can recite it entirely from memory 😂

  • @3rdworld-witch527
    @3rdworld-witch527 11 месяцев назад +14

    if you listen real closely you can hear the track "god moving over the face of waters" by moby playing faintly in the background.. ..trippy and layered a.f....this show was a masterpiece with philosophical memes starts playing @2:35

  • @ODWGKTAA
    @ODWGKTAA 2 года назад +90

    hey, say what you want about me, but lay off the soup loooool

  • @Deci2
    @Deci2 6 месяцев назад +5

    we can play this game all night
    first of all, its daytime

  • @homeygfunkoffacherryfruitl4971
    @homeygfunkoffacherryfruitl4971 Год назад +42

    It's funny cause I actually have a license to sell hot dogs irl.
    And I didn't even have to take either of my penii out.

    • @magicmissile7533
      @magicmissile7533 3 месяца назад +1

      So your penis wasn't sticking out when you were filling out the application?

  • @TheRedHeadMan14
    @TheRedHeadMan14 4 месяца назад +2

    “You catch up on some zeds, you get outta my heads”
    That might be my favorite line ever

  • @thatonepersonainp5793
    @thatonepersonainp5793 Год назад +14

    Boys When they wear the same Halloween costume:

  • @angrydropbear
    @angrydropbear 7 месяцев назад +7

    1:43
    99th percentile: “This guy might be better than me…”
    100th percentile: “You’re right. I am better than me!”

  • @obamacheck3567
    @obamacheck3567 7 месяцев назад +5

    Love how there was extra work into the manual typing of the subtitles, just so we can understand clearly

  • @NotRay1995
    @NotRay1995 Год назад +19

    I watched this scene with smash 64's Gourmet race, and it was beautiful

  • @xXL4v3nder_3NTR4LEZXx
    @xXL4v3nder_3NTR4LEZXx 9 месяцев назад +5

    "You napa, you get slapa!"
    I love this line, now its going in my quote book
    Edit: time stamp 1:20

  • @Emerald_Raven08
    @Emerald_Raven08 Год назад +49

    Longest three minutes of my life...

  • @Monkeymiso
    @Monkeymiso 11 месяцев назад +4

    I swear to God this is my entire life

  • @dannsteven
    @dannsteven 10 месяцев назад +4

    The writers went crazy on this show

  • @villie86
    @villie86 2 месяца назад +1

    When you win an argument against yourself and still lose, because you've beaten yourself.

  • @bluejayvian
    @bluejayvian 2 месяца назад +1

    "You slumber" "hamBURGer" "I dont wanna talk about nothin else"

  • @HappyCorgiFan
    @HappyCorgiFan Год назад +9

    You slumber a cucumber 💀💀💀

  • @Leitis_Fella
    @Leitis_Fella Год назад +56

    Lol it's not Peni, it's Peeneye

  • @izurukamukura9095
    @izurukamukura9095 5 месяцев назад +2

    "You'd like me to be you, wouldn't me?" That hit different...

  • @stinkgood_inc
    @stinkgood_inc Год назад +10

    I like how the subtitles just give up halfway through

  • @kebedakirb
    @kebedakirb 10 месяцев назад +2

    at "Weiner take all" I got into an actual laughing fit

  • @actingsuspect
    @actingsuspect 14 дней назад +1

    "You'd like me to be you, wouldn't me?"
    This show was next level

  • @smallsay9958
    @smallsay9958 21 день назад +4

    better than arcane

  • @theweirdalex12
    @theweirdalex12 4 месяца назад +2

    "I'm married to Justice"
    "Only a blind girl would marry you"
    Wow that was great 😂😂😂

  • @dimitardimitrov8636
    @dimitardimitrov8636 23 дня назад +2

    I didn't know what the Fridge JUST HAAP AAAAAAAD

  • @newwaveinfantry8362
    @newwaveinfantry8362 2 месяца назад +1

    To this day this is the greatest scene in anything ever.

  • @LookAtEachOther
    @LookAtEachOther 5 месяцев назад +11

    3:42 And that's how Tamatoa was born

  • @connormcmullen987
    @connormcmullen987 День назад

    1:57 his "wait, what about me looking superficial?" look kills me

  • @thesoupman5617
    @thesoupman5617 Год назад +12

    "if you love soup so much, why don't you marry soup"
    i got scared for a second

    • @danklegosi6084
      @danklegosi6084 5 месяцев назад

      I dont getbut what is so special about soup?

    • @slosh7072
      @slosh7072 28 дней назад

      ​@@danklegosi6084 Read his username

  • @mikeypierce-ol9ms
    @mikeypierce-ol9ms Год назад +10

    Presidential debates in a nutshell.

  • @thestickopia4619
    @thestickopia4619 7 месяцев назад +6

    Cardboard bag