Xavier Renegade Angel - Xavier Meets Xavier
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- Опубликовано: 18 сен 2024
- I can't find . right now so I rerecorded from HBO Max
Xavier Renegade Angel S01E10 - Shakashuri Blowdown
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Cell phone dials and rings
XAVIER 1
“Hello? Hello?”
XAVIER 2
“Hello?”
XAVIER 1
“Who’s this?”
XAVIER 2
“Who’s this?”
XAVIER 1
“I’m asking the questions. I called you.”
XAVIER 2
“No, I called you. And you sound like the ugliest son of a bitch I ever heard.”
XAVIER 1
“You sound like the physical manifestation of some loser’s inner demons.”
XAVIER 2
“Well, you sound like some total chode’s inability to confront the reality of his past actions.”
XAVIER 1
“If I ever get your stinky mug in my line of sight I swear to Chekhov I’ll cock your clock off.”
XAVIER 2
“Well I’m going to be the bigger man and hang up first uh-”
Phone hangs up
“Damn it!”
XAVIER 2
“Listen. We don’t cotton to freaks ‘round these parts. Scram, weirdo!”
XAVIER 1
“Oh yeah? I don’t poly-cotton to coping tropes, even my own. So why don’t you split?”
XAVIER 2
“Looks like I already did. You’re the sad figment of my twisted psyche’s tragic dividend. You’re the un-me, I’m the real me. You wanna be? Me?”
XAVIER 1
“Kiddo, I was the real me when you were still in my short pants.”
XAVIER 2
“Hate to break it to you, but I wore them first. Me bequeathed thee the psychopathological hand-you-downs.”
XAVIER 1
“So you’re the one who stained them.”
XAVIER 2
“Whoever found it, browned it.”
XAVIER 1
“You’d like me to be you, wouldn’t me? But it’s too late. You snoze, you lose.”
XAVIER 2
“You sleeped, you weeped.”
XAVIER 1
“You nappa, you get slappa.”
XAVIER 2
“You slumber, a cucumber.”
XAVIER 1
“You catch up on some zeds, you get outta my heads!”
XAVIER 2
“You slumber, ham… burger!Idon’twannatalkboutnuttinelsehaah”
XAVIER 1
“Listen, this psyche is not big enough for two metaphysical seekers.”
Switch positions
XAVIER 2
“You couldn’t seek your way out of a cardboard bag.”
XAVIER 1
“Yeah, I know. Cuz it would be an egg.”
XAVIER 2
Whiplash sound effect
“Ooh!”
(*Thinking* “This guy might be better than me.”
XAVIER 1
“You’re right. I am better than me.”
XAVIER 2
“Look buddy, know when you’re defeated. Accept your defecation.”
XAVIER 1
“No thanks, I’m full. Cuz I eat pussies like you for breakfast.”
XAVIER 2
“Look at you. You look so superficial, you probably judge things by their physical appearance.”
XAVIER 1
“Oh yeah? Your mom’s so shallow she probably thinks this quip is about her.”
XAVIER 2
“You’re about as deep as a bowl of soup. And your tongue is about as sharp as a soup spoon!”
XAVIER 1
“Hey. Say what you want about me, but lay off the soup.”
XAVIER 2
“If you love soup so much, why don’t you marry soup?”
XAVIER 1
“Cuz I’m already married. To justice.”
XAVIER 2
“Yeah. Only a blind girl would marry you.”
XAVIER 1
“I know everything you’re gonna-”
XAVIER 2
“-say. And I know everything you’re gonna-”
XAVIER 1
“-don’t.”
XAVIER 2
“Oh yeah? Well, when God was passing out insight, you thought he said- that- when God- was passing out holy prophets, you thought he said oily faucets. Cuz your soul has diarrhea. Of the mouth. Faucet.”
XAVIER 1
“Are you so dumb you even answer rhetorical questions?”
XAVIER 2
“I don’t know. Do you?”
XAVIER 1
“We can play this game all night.”
XAVIER 2
“First of all, it’s day time. And this is no game.”
XAVIER 1
“Checkmate.”
XAVIER 2
“Oh! So you admit that you’re checkin’ me out, and you wanna mate?”
XAVIER 1
“Ooh! You got a license to sell hotdogs, chico man?”
XAVIER 2
“No, They wouldn’t give it to me, because, when I was filling out the application, my penis was sticking out!”
XAVIER 1
“Oh yeah? You only got one penii? Let me see it.”
XAVIER 2
“See with your eyes, not with your mouth.”
XAVIER 1
“I’ll call your bluff. I’ll see your penis with your mouth, and I raise you with my hand.”
XAVIER 2
“Ante up.”
XAVIER 1
Fart sound effect
“Goohoh! Damn it!”
XAVIER 2
“What’s wrong?”
XAVIER 1
“I crapped out. But I’m tough, I can suck it up. Hohoog!”
XAVIER 2
“Okay. Count of three, we show what’s under the loincloth. Weiner take all.”
XAVIER 1 & 2
“One… two… three.”
Xavier is one of the few characters in fiction where he can have a argument with himself and still somehow lose.
depressed people do that all the time
@@interludeconcretespecifyall you have to do then is identify as the depression rather than the depressed 🐘🧠
@@interludeconcretespecify you should tell the sorry dude that they slumber a cucumber
@@interludeconcretespecifyThry need to tell their depression to catch up on some zeds and get out of their heads!
It's because he snose
"Are you so dumb you even answer rhetorical questions?"
"I don't know, do you?"
Legitimately excellent writing.
The whole line's ingenous.
i don't really get how it is that deep, i mean the words are small
@@After-all-thisanswering a "rhetorical question" with another "rhetorical question"
Ah hell nah chnage ur pfp kid@@After-all-this
@@supamalleo64 Sure buddy.
This is what dehydration feels like
Most underrated comment ever
This is what happens when you take a relaxational "feel good" drink
can confirm
I love how the writing is simultaneously layered with clever puns and references, while also being completely fucking insane.
This whole show was so far ahead of its time
It simultaneously manages to make sense and none at all. It’s wonderful.
The show was 7 steps ahead and behind us at the same time
@@stephenfiler3204 It always will be...
@@Balfe46tm I swear that statement perfectly sums up all PFFR shows. 😂
“Your mom’s so shallow, she probably thinks this quip is about her” is my favorite joke of all time
Carly Simon Moment
lmaoooo 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Non-native speaker here. Care to explain pls?
@@dominokos its a slumber ham
@@dominokosThe quip calls his mom shallow for thinking the quip is about her, and in doing so makes the quip about her.
"You look so superficial, you probably judge things by their physical appearance" makes my head hurt.
I mean, he's not lying
"your mom is so shallow she probebly thinks this quip is about her" XD
I love how this isn't even an argument or fights; it's nothing but back-to-back one-liner's and comebacks
💀💀💀🤣😭😭😭
Rick and Morty wishes it was this smart
Amen to that!
Dont compare dick and morty to this show
To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty. The humor is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also Rick's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation - his personal philosophy draws heavily fromNarodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realize that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Rick and Morty truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Rick's existencial catchphrase "Wubba Lubba Dub Dub," which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev's Russian epic Fathers and Sons I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Dan Harmon's genius unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools... how I pity them. 😂 And yes by the way, I DO have a Rick and Morty tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- And even they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand.
@@This-is-a-commentt
You may have just gotten checkmate, but we're playing Chinese checkers, and as my old friend Confucius say; the hunter has become the hunter-ed. The chaser has become the choste. Dame fortuna has had her franking privileges revoked. It seems the portrait has painted the artist, sketching the reverser, who has become the reverse-ed.
@@This-is-a-commenttI’m gonna disagree with you. For me atleast, the humor doesn’t come across as clever. It’s more of just inserting depressing and science into potty humor, effectively making preschool humor for adults. For me atleast, Xavier has multi layered jokes that I could watch 7 times before processing it, and it makes the show even better. Not even five minutes ago I got the Marrying Justice joke. By far, my favorite one of these are “I’m a survivor. We’re a dying breed”. The difference is Rick and Morty is smart but Xavier is clever. Rick and Morty makes a joke out of smart things but Xavier takes time to make the joke smart. What further excels Xavier is that the extremely layered comedy is built from dumb contridictary statements which is the complete opposite of Rick and Morty. And all of that illustrates the message of Xavier: he is the danger of interpretation.
“im already married to justice”
“yea because only a BLIND girl would marry you”
that is so fucking clever lmfao
Unironically the best line I've heard in months
Dude. Thats perfect comedy in my opinion.
I’ve seen this clip so many times, and I’ve only just now understood this joke, since you wrote it out. 😂
Explains pls
@@nuclearmusic77 Justice is often depicted as a woman with clothe on her eyes holding a scale.
"You're about as deep as a bowl of soup, and your tongue is about as sharp as a soup spoon" Shakespearean
Wow, interesting we both looked for this just 6 hours apart.
Hey, say what you want about me, but lay off the soup.
@@BigSalLaLuchaif you love soup so much why don’t you marry soup?
@@LucyGoosey4636 ‘cause im already married… to justice.
@@BigSalLaLucha yeah, only a blind girl would marry you!
I still love the way Xavier says soup, especially in “If you love soup so much, why don’t you marry soup?”
SouP
soUP SPoon
Because I'm already married, to justice.
Sou-P!
@@seminnesotatrainsairplanes839Yeah, only a blind girl would marry you.
I love how it sounds like they recorded each line of dialogue on a different day, the tonal consistency is all over the place and there is no break between sentences lmao
I'm pretty sure they make the guy say each line 3 times and stitch it together
It's been years and i'm still able to recite this entre script while mimicking his voice
you absolute legend
Teach me master
"Weiner takes all" is an underrated line
FR
This is the physical manifestation of the guys locker room
*blush*
Lords of the locker room 2
but also the types of conversations me and my friend have in the girls locker room
"you are the sad figment of my twisted psyche's tragic dividend, youre the un-me, im the real me, you wanna-be, me?" is the hardest bar I have ever hear in anything ever
This is just the plot of Persona 4
True!
Persona fandom are redditor slaves with 110% estrogen with no testosterone
@@derekmaullo2865
Thats just "gamers" in general
@@MazenKarar-e5r Gamers are simps and are not worthy incels. They dont give us worth or specialness
"No thanks I'm full" is the best fucking response to "Accept your defecation"
Why does this part feel like it's an hour long?
actual answer is cause so much is happening at once
Every episode feels that way because there's at least 5 plot lines happening at once
More like a good half hour than a full hour but still feels a heck of a lot longer than 3 ish minutes
The entire episode feels really long and probably 2nd most confusing episode imo
"Whoever found it, browned it" has me rolling. 😂
“You’d like me to be you? Would me?”
@@spookyboo1453But it's too late, you snoze, you lose.
@@raptordarwish887”You sleeped, you weeped”
@@spookyboo1453 You nap-oh, you get slapp-oh.
@@raptordarwish887”You slumber, a cucumber”
Merika and Radagon arguing just before the shattering
Lol this is great
LEGIT hahahah
“When god was passing out insights, you thought he said- that- when god was passing out holy prophets, you thought he said oily faucets, cause your soul… has diarrhea… of the mouth. Faucet.”
HOLY MOLY IT'S FIVE PEBBLES
I love how the person that wrote the captions just gave up at some point
He probably died from a stroke while trying to write down what they were saying
This must be what it feels like to have a heat stroke alone in the desert
SAND MADNESS
L E T M E S E E I T
See with your eyes, not with your mouth.
"You snoze, you lose"
“You sleeped, you weeped”
You nappa, you get slappa.
@@giovanpanzanella6187 “You slumber, a cucumber”
@@spookyboo1453 you catch up on some zed’s, you get outta my heads!
You slumber, you ham...
Butgeridontwannatalkaboutnuttinelse
This is absolutely, 100%, the cleverest and funniest argument in all of comedy, ever. It doesn't beat this.
0:32 Well, I'm going to be the bigger man, and hang up first- 📞 uh- damn it! 📞
Shouldn’t have announced his plans to himself!
Still the funniest fucking thing ever
I am actually fucking goin insane, I was reminded of this clip so I looked it up and was watching it rn, as I was watching it one of my best friends literally out of the blue sent me a clip from this exact moment at the same time as I was watching it. Literally our universes aligned with this Xavier speech. I am so snooken rn fr
But which one of you is the real you?
The real me is the one who you interpret between this metaphysical world and the phsycopathological world you understand soup!?!?
"You're right! I am better than me."
Underrated line
"See with your eyes, not with your mouth."
This line is stuck in my head
I dont get it
And the crunch sound effect
"You Nappuh, You get slappuh"
FACTS!!!!!
When he said “You’re right, I am better than me.“ I felt that
"Kiddo, I was the real me when you were still in my short pants"
"Hate to break it to you, but I wore them first. Me bequeathed thee the psychopathological hand you downs"
"So you're the one who stained them"
"He who found it, Browned it"
For some reason everytime I understand more of psychology and philosophy xavier starts to make sense
Psychology student here. Can confirm.
"CUZ IT WOULD BE AN EGG!" came into my mind while taking a wicked shit today
You slumber, a cucumber
There has never been a more threatening statement.
@@jonathankkennedy the sheer amount of dread that radiates from this sentence scares even me
1:55 he is right because he’s just doing that by saying that
The more you think about the jokes the deeper they go omg
You couldnt "seek" your way out of a cardboard bag!
yeah, i know, cuz it would be an *egg*
Persona 4 pre boss fight dialogue be like:
Every time I watch even a fragment from this show I feel like I'm gaining and losing brain cells at the same time
My last two braincells fighting each other...
"See with your eyes, not with your MOUTH"
*Chompîng noise*
I almost choked on my drink lmao.
The amount of drugs I don't need thanks to this bit.....
2:25 he was straight up about to say do before he got cut off. So many layers my god 😂
The first two quips are the only one that makes sense. The rest are just clever puns and plays on words in no particular order.
I use these comebacks whenever I dont want to. So sue me because my pockets are empty. As empty as my soul when i achieved complete enlightment
Can the journey to enlightenment really be completed?
This sounds like two AI chatbots instead of something that was written by an actual human
This show could never be made today because everyone would say it was done entirely with AI.
that is, until you actually listen to what is said and realize it's just a lot of jokes with up to 5 interwoven plotlines.
AI can go to Hell. Artificial intelligence shall never replace organic stupidity.
The word genius doesn't even come close to describing this level of writing
FUCK YEA! who's still watching 3028!?
I’m watching in 8203
Im watching in 1
Time traveler here, due to the Randolf Act of 2203 (Not to be confused with the Randolph act of 2198), its become impossible to find the old arts such as youtube and similar websites, and most of what was on the internet in 2000-2026 has been forgotten since 2142. I myself am from 2334, I hope things change by 3028.
And what the hell is an omegalul?
There really hasn't been anything else to do since the nukes dropped
I’m watching this in 1987
"You sound like the physical manifestation of some losers inner demons" is gold
I have to wonder if this show was done with motion capture or keyframe animation, cause honestly it looks like both.
most is motion captured, but if something's impossible to mocap, then it's keyframed.
@@franz.francisco did you work on the show?
@@dogobgynz no, no. sorry, haha. i just read something about it, i don't remember from where.
how to gaslight yourself with xavier
"Well I'm going to be the bigger man, and hang up fir-"
*click*
"DAMN IT"
I love how at some points the audio is obviously spliced together 😂 It makes those lines _way_ funnier!
This is what english sounds like to non english speakers
hey, say what you want about me, but lay off the soup loooool
if you like soup so much, why don't you marry soup?
@@gxalcremieshiny4229 cuz i already married.... to Justice! lmao
"Yeah only a blind girl would marry you."
I know everything you’re gonna-
Say. And i know everything you're gonna-
Dude, I’m so high right now, every part of that fucking video made sense to me
Damm he's the chosen one
Longest three minutes of my life...
true
Most important three minutes of your life.
hey i know you
this has to be the realest shit i've ever seen
1:43
99th percentile: “This guy might be better than me…”
100th percentile: “You’re right. I am better than me!”
gold
It's funny cause I actually have a license to sell hot dogs irl.
And I didn't even have to take either of my penii out.
So your penis wasn't sticking out when you were filling out the application?
if you listen real closely you can hear the track "god moving over the face of waters" by moby playing faintly in the background.. ..trippy and layered a.f....this show was a masterpiece with philosophical memes starts playing @2:35
“You catch up on some zeds, you get outta my heads”
That might be my favorite line ever
0:15 The writer making fun of himself 😂
i had to click that time stamp. i didnt believe all that happened in q5 seconds lmfao
I love how the subtitles gave up
This's like Rick & Morty but a masterpiece.
Lol it's not Peni, it's Peeneye
Molto bene
I watched this scene with smash 64's Gourmet race, and it was beautiful
"You'd like me to be you, wouldn't me?"
Love how there was extra work into the manual typing of the subtitles, just so we can understand clearly
i like this extended cut.
and that it says the show is metalocalypse
I am a Shadow, the true self.
Cardboard bag
I like how the subtitles just give up halfway through
"You'd like me to be you, wouldn't me?" That hit different...
"You'd like me to be you, wouldn't me" is one of my favorite lines of all things
we can play this game all night
first of all, its daytime
"if you love soup so much, why don't you marry soup"
i got scared for a second
I dont getbut what is so special about soup?
Sunny confronting Omori in Whitespace
Worst part is some of these lines actually work (0:15)
I just beat the Sunny route and you have ruined it
Omori wished it was this good
Lay off the soup
This is how it feels trying to remember why you walked into a room after suddenly forgetting
You slumber a cucumber 💀💀💀
I didn't know it was possible to feel this dumb and smart compared to a singular two characters at the same time
"i know everything youre gonna"
"dont"
XD
It's very telling that every single comment directly quoting the video is a different quote for a three-minute clip.
I swear to God this is my entire life
Boys When they wear the same Halloween costume:
Wow, my brain is fried after witnessing this mind grinder
this is the greatest thing ive ever seen in my entire life
The writers went crazy on this show
Presidential debates in a nutshell.
1:21 "you slumber, a cucumber"
I can understand pretty much everything in this except the egg part. My pleb brain can't comprehend this.
Because even baby animals can break out of an egg.
It's a complete non-sequitur, which is why Xavier 1 starts to worry that he's better than him.
"You napa, you get slapa!"
I love this line, now its going in my quote book
Edit: time stamp 1:20
“You Snose! You Lowe’s”
3:42 And that's how Tamatoa was born
This bit actually melted my brain.
Ladies first
Hey I know you