Nisa I almost fucking cried when you said "if you're 22 to 24 and miserable" I have a degree, someone besides a sandwich joint or a scam agency please hire me I am trained in dialectical behavior therapy god DAMN it
I've done DBT before and it has helped me so much, be proud of what you've accomplished! You're going to help lots of people when the time is right, thank you for choosing this path, therapists and counselors are so needed 💛🏅 I'm sorry things are rough atm, don't let it get to your self esteem. I hope you find something soon.
GIRL I swear your way of talking is my favourite in the world, you have so much voice control it’s crazy. Thanks for existing and for helping me learn English :)
The dandelion Tartelette reminded me of the time when I watched a cooking show on TV and they were talking about how dandelion salad is very healthy (they were talking about dandelion leaves but alas I was about 7 and also dumb), so I ran out to our front yard, picked up a yellow dandelion flower... and ate it. Yes it tasted very bad but I chewed it up and swallowed it. And then I went back into the house and continued watching TV like I didn't probably knock a couple years off my lifespan with that decision.
I had an idea for the disgusting malady eyeshadow palette. You do one of those giant holiday ones where the idea is supposedly to detach different parts and give them to your friend. The theme? Leprosy.
i moved during covid and had no furniture for a while bc there was just no delivery service. so my friend sat on the floor and she showed me your videos and i must admit i fell asleep but now i keep coming back watching every single one of your videos, you're hilarious. (also i'm 24 and got a washer-dryer. my life is finally turning around)
Colourpop presents: The GERDBOSS collection!! An all new palette with a pop of bile green, Heartburnin’ For U; a new Lux Gloss shade, Acid Reflects; and a chalky highlight, Sassy Antacid.
This is random but whenever my son was a baby he had really bad eczema, the only thing that helped was coconut oil. Now anytime I smell coconut it reminds me of babies.
Another new upload, another new pair of earrings. Nisa, I adored your earring collection video and would love to see a part 2 at some point in the future
Colourpop is a brand that releases like one really good collection a year that gets me and it makes easy to abstain from buying a lot. But damn that cherry crush eyeshadow palette got me.
The only lipgloss I will apply with my finger are the little toy lip gloss things that came in the shape of phones, flowers, paint pallets, and more. But all the cool kids had the phones because all the boys and all the girls would act like there calling each other. The gloss wasn’t even really good it felt more like a high end lip balm and not a gloss.
Your JFK was perfect! And the ladies workshopping the Tart palette is going to give me nightmare worthy flashbacks of clients I had to deal with while working at a luxury resort.
I THINK the Tarte Juicy palette is supposed to tie in with their line of maracuja "Juicy" lip products... but yeah marketing hasn't made that clear and frankly I just don't want juicy eyes. Your skit does make me want to work for Tarte, though. It was so wholesome? I guess mostly I just want to work at a place where people are nice to each other.
Nisa has returned to wring exactly one molecule of serotonin out of my nervous system, which to be fair is way more than my SSRI has been doing for me lately.
When u said nasty pallette themes i immideately thought about medivel medicine and how there was like the four humors of like blood, bile, black bile and phlem or sum 😩😩😩
@@ashi8848 yo... What if you actually put a bunch of effort into the pallette... I guess it could be pretty😶 not the names tho lol "blood" "intestines" "spit"
I didn't like the fenty gloss bomb either. They were way overhyped for such a sheer gloss. I had fenty glow and fu$$y but there was no difference on my lips! They were a waste of money!
The fenty gloss seems very red but it’s actually more of a tint, like if you ate a red popsicle & it left a slightly red stain - almost a your lips but better color
The Boston accent reminds me so much of myself. Because I believe fervently that she sounds like that naturally, but it's actively fighting against it. And that is me with my country ass accent.
@@katymello3547 That's my point lol. Most people don't know that I have a very country accent naturally because I am fist fighting it every conversation. That is what I am applying she's doing with the Boston accent lmao.
@@plumpy_space_princess I just think she enjoys talking like that and she just wants to make sure she's easily understood. She's also a singer and she talks kind of like she's singing. ❤️
@@ravenjones1202 oh, I see what you’re saying. Sorry, I misunderstood. I wish I could suppress my accent but it’s just so ingrained in my brain. When I hear other people speak on tv or RUclips with a Boston accent I cringe haha. Obviously I don’t notice I’m doing it because it’s just the way I speak. I’d be surprised if she was born and raised here though strictly because of the lack of accent, intentionally trying to suppress it would be extremely difficult. Also, at the end of a video it sounds like more of a New York accent that’s she’s imitating rather than a Boston one.
Just a tip for anyone this might be helpful for, I STRUGGLED with liquid blush until I tried it with a stippling blush and now I'm fully obsessed with it. It seems counterintuitive but I've found it diffuses it beautifully
gotta say as someone who was a hard core wet and wild 99 cent polishes ONLY person for a very long time, buying holo taco has changed my life. It's been a slow build of a collection due to the prices, but I have the one coat black, not milky white, 3 unicorn skins and the linear holo rainbow collection, and let me tell you, i think they're GREAT. definitely improved after the formula change i gotta say
I panned several of those Lush balms before my sensory issues decided we aren't sticking our fingers in anything anymore. Kind of miss the scents, but I'm much happier with my ginormous Duke Cannon balm. Sigh.
@@nell8171 the best part abt this edit is the fact you were like i have to make this factually accurate to the T, I appreciate the effort but also terrified
you could literally post a youtube video about he most BORING thing this planet has seen and id still click on it, because youre so naturally likeable and funny
Nailpolish was my gateway into too many cosmetics also. I have soooooooooo many. And yes, I continue to buy them. Sometimes there are ones I “need”. also, the rain and thunderstorms have been nuts the last few days in the area. Damn⛈ glad you’re here/back. 💜
i liked for the "call a priest, tout suite"; also you check out the Tarte Sugar Rush cream blush, its shaped like a clam shell (100% why i bought it but its actually real good)
nisipisa if you do not go into the cosmetics and create a palette called “maladies” with shade names like bruise, gangrene, fungus, pinkeye, pus, and scab, i’m going to die
I have the Botanic Panic palette, which is absolute perfection on my skin colour (right on the border of fair and light). Combined with Jackie's ABH palette, you get a complete rainbow (added pinks!) and BP gains another layer of depth; and I do not regret purchasing it one bit (got it cheaper due to an offer). All brand new colours that can't be found elsewhere in Mac's collection of eyeshadows, 5-6 (depending on how you're counting) of which are hard colours to make and they all look phenomenal. No it's not as richly pigmented as Jackie's palette, but they are a whole lot easier to work with for me and sometimes a girl needs something softer and buildable. I will advice that you get a muted military green to get the chartruse to look more green though - it is far too close to the yellow on my skin (by which I mean the wrong kind of yellow). Even the yellow looks good on me - a notoriously tricky colour for me to wear.
"I go coco-nutty for it" is what you were lookin' for 🥥
i am......so stupid
@@nisipisa koo koo for coconuts
Utterly nutty about those loco-coco-nuts... What I am doing? Who am I? If the joke wasn't dead already, I just bludgeoned it for good measure.
Smokey Glow approved this pun
The best thing about that is nisa has literally made that pun before in a video successfully 😂
Nisa, the rain in the background??? This is ETHEREAL
the rain, the birds, it’s an experience 😌
It's that new mic.
the background noise in this video was very hozier-esque of you and personally i'm living for it
HIGH praise omg
Nisa I almost fucking cried when you said "if you're 22 to 24 and miserable" I have a degree, someone besides a sandwich joint or a scam agency please hire me I am trained in dialectical behavior therapy god DAMN it
I've done DBT before and it has helped me so much, be proud of what you've accomplished! You're going to help lots of people when the time is right, thank you for choosing this path, therapists and counselors are so needed 💛🏅 I'm sorry things are rough atm, don't let it get to your self esteem. I hope you find something soon.
We have faith in you :) Thank you for studying something that helps so many people.
Don't lose hope and keep applying! It's a jungle out there but you'll make it through! Good luck.
Hey I just so happen to be looking for a new DBT therapist. Care to freelance? 😁
@@liashah5040 omg I would love to but I don't think I could do that in good faith when I don't have a license
Get a significate other that looks at you like Nisipisa looks at a thunderstorm
Only proof I need that the Oscars are rigged: You not getting an award for the groundbreaking performance at 21:06 - 23:22
i feel like she was right in the room when it happened.... too specific
@@ophelia1398 the room where it happens, the room where it happens...
i used to work with a girl who used only lush lip balm but instead of using her finger she put her mouth directly in it. somehow, it was worse.
that is so dark sided
@@nisipisa watching this girl shove a whole pot of lush lip balm in her mouth 5 days a week gave me the veterans discount at dennys.
@@mirandaggrace stop, this is like the girls in middle school who basically ate the tops of their eos lip balms whole
What (respectfully) the fuck
@@mirandaggrace Saying something gave you the veterans discount at Dennys has me over here in TEARS. 🤣
As a miserable 23 year old thank you for the words of advice to "grow up". I am working on it and hope to achieve that goal by next year💪
i believe in you
Same here. Working on it as fast as possible because man being 23 SUCKS
worst physical malady to base an eyeshadow palette off of: lice
*plague*
Omg and a shade called dandruff 🤮
@@joannaalvarado6649 flaky glitter!
@@sambumgarner6677 one shade should be called "anything lighter than this, and you won't be able to see the lice" and it's a nice light yellow color
they're actually lovely creatures. people just don't see them much when they're chewin up scalps
Gross physical ailment themed eyeshadow palette theme idea: "gangrene dream"
I was think anal prolapse in shades of red and brown
@@C7y323 well I no longer crave pizza which is unfortunate as it is heated up in front of me
what would the color story of this pallet be?? I’m thinking it would be like, ugly shades of yellow and brown
GIRL I swear your way of talking is my favourite in the world, you have so much voice control it’s crazy. Thanks for existing and for helping me learn English :)
you’re so right, i could never put my finger on why i love her voice so much but you’re right
*me yelling at the screen like a straight guy watching a sports game* IF ITS COCONUT IM GOIN COCO NUTS!!! COME ON ITS RIGHT THERE!!!
Wow 👏🏽👏🏽
The dandelion Tartelette reminded me of the time when I watched a cooking show on TV and they were talking about how dandelion salad is very healthy (they were talking about dandelion leaves but alas I was about 7 and also dumb), so I ran out to our front yard, picked up a yellow dandelion flower... and ate it. Yes it tasted very bad but I chewed it up and swallowed it. And then I went back into the house and continued watching TV like I didn't probably knock a couple years off my lifespan with that decision.
Dandelion flowers are edible!! You can brew them in tea and they have a lot of health benefits
@@shrimpedupConsuming something unwashed from a front yard is questionable though.
@@Spidertheidiot Extra nutrients, very organic ❤️
@@batwingsoda a dash of pesticide in my dandelion tea 😍
@@xcx000 pesticides give it flavor 😤😤
I had an idea for the disgusting malady eyeshadow palette. You do one of those giant holiday ones where the idea is supposedly to detach different parts and give them to your friend. The theme? Leprosy.
or The Plague
i moved during covid and had no furniture for a while bc there was just no delivery service. so my friend sat on the floor and she showed me your videos and i must admit i fell asleep but now i keep coming back watching every single one of your videos, you're hilarious.
(also i'm 24 and got a washer-dryer. my life is finally turning around)
You're doing amazing sweetie 🥰
heck yes! so glad to hear things are getting better!!!!
@@ballerinanina thank you 🥺🥺
@@Bunny-dq9fi
Colourpop presents: The GERDBOSS collection!! An all new palette with a pop of bile green, Heartburnin’ For U; a new Lux Gloss shade, Acid Reflects; and a chalky highlight, Sassy Antacid.
"the obvious answer is vomit"
Why did my mind immediately say "NO ITS ATHLETES FOOT- OR FOOT FUNGUS IN GENERAL"
That's disturbing, mind, can you not?
oh yeah... my brain's for sure gonna latch onto that 😭
My first thought was fungus too. And not in the beautiful Colourpop x RawBeautyKristi way....
This is random but whenever my son was a baby he had really bad eczema, the only thing that helped was coconut oil. Now anytime I smell coconut it reminds me of babies.
i love how you said "whenever my son was a baby" like he phases in and out of being a baby
thats so sweet 🥺
As someone who bruises in jewel tones exclusively, I accept your non-apology. Thank U Nisa
I bruise in different shades of concerningly green, sorry I thought we were sharing bruise colours
thoroughly enjoying the haunted doll look
Me reading this as a 23 year old who graduated literally in May 2020 at the beginning of the pandemic: well at least it probably won't get worse
relatable
ayyyye same here lmao
Graduated from college in '08 during the market crash and that's what we said then! Lol.
Another new upload, another new pair of earrings. Nisa, I adored your earring collection video and would love to see a part 2 at some point in the future
The Nabla Viper plumper KILLS ME it's such a spicy boi. But damn I swear it works. Mainly because it causes a topical allergic reaction
i lovvveee the viper. i kept missing it when ulta would restock it but i FINALLY got it a little while ago and it's so great
*theatrical yet ambient roll of thunder*
“So true bestie”
No you are totally right, an absurd amount of nail polish is what started me down this path… but it brought me here to ms. Nisa, NO REGRETS
I felt so seen when she said that because that's exactly where I started
@@No-os9qn me too!!! Simply nailogical
Nisipisa gives me "cool auntie at the family dinners that always shows up looking ✨bomb✨" vibes.
Colourpop is a brand that releases like one really good collection a year that gets me and it makes easy to abstain from buying a lot. But damn that cherry crush eyeshadow palette got me.
The only lipgloss I will apply with my finger are the little toy lip gloss things that came in the shape of phones, flowers, paint pallets, and more. But all the cool kids had the phones because all the boys and all the girls would act like there calling each other. The gloss wasn’t even really good it felt more like a high end lip balm and not a gloss.
If you’re gonna take “candle of the day” from Hannah can you also copy her consistent upload schedule as well
damn...brutal
Accurate but damn did you have to go that hard
@Luka I i'm 85% certain they did a collab for vlogmas but. i wouldn't say no to another one 👁👁
@Luka I i'm trying to remember whent his was it may have been in 2019?? Wknfkdkc
@Luka I they did one in 2019 and 2020
Your JFK was perfect! And the ladies workshopping the Tart palette is going to give me nightmare worthy flashbacks of clients I had to deal with while working at a luxury resort.
One time I saw Nisipisa wearing Unicorn in Captivity earrings, so I bought Unicorn in Captivity earrings.
They're so beautiful!
I got my order from her this week and the quality is amazing. Highly recommend!
I THINK the Tarte Juicy palette is supposed to tie in with their line of maracuja "Juicy" lip products... but yeah marketing hasn't made that clear and frankly I just don't want juicy eyes.
Your skit does make me want to work for Tarte, though. It was so wholesome? I guess mostly I just want to work at a place where people are nice to each other.
the “nail polish is the gateway product to having too many cosmetics” is BEYOND true. nail polish is how i got into cosmetics altogether omg
The ad roll in the middle of the apology section really just *chef’s kiss*
apparently the cremes from holo taco were widely believed to be too goopy/thick and some have been reformulated including royalty blue i think!
Nisa has returned to wring exactly one molecule of serotonin out of my nervous system, which to be fair is way more than my SSRI has been doing for me lately.
Felt this too hard today
me, two seconds into every nisa video without fail: i’m OBSESSED with her mind
The way the blue contrasts the eggies is 🤌
nisa: makeup in pots is GROSS and UNSANITARY
also nisa: sharing lip gloss brings us closer together as friends :)
Not to be overly-dramatic, but I’ve been anticipating a new Nisa makeup vid for so long, and I’m overjoyed 😭
the apology joke.... the baggy, unfitting hoodie.... cinnamon topography.
When u said nasty pallette themes i immideately thought about medivel medicine and how there was like the four humors of like blood, bile, black bile and phlem or sum 😩😩😩
Tbh slap a plague doctor on the front and im sold
@@ashi8848 yo... What if you actually put a bunch of effort into the pallette... I guess it could be pretty😶 not the names tho lol "blood" "intestines" "spit"
@@ashi8848 sounds like sum jefree star would do
@@gorefieldluvr6921 LMAO TRUE tbf my aesthetic is kinda horror based so I wouldnt be bothered but different strokes for different folks ^^
@@gorefieldluvr6921 ah shit now that ive looked at the cremated palette for real if it was better curated and not by u know who, itd be a vibe *^*
This is my new comfort video. I dont even like or care about makeup but something about this video just makes it so watchable
finally a real reason for me to celebrate the 4th of july....thank u nisa 🥺
I do appreciate Fenty constantly keeping you on your toes for some normalcy in 2021
i also love plumping lipgloss cause it gives that tv static feeling on my lips. the stronger the buzz feeling the happier i am
if you like buzzy plumping glosses, have you tried the soap & glory sexy motherpucker or the milk makeup electric gloss?
@@nisipisa i love the soap and glory one omg, but i didnt know milk made one!! is it good?
it’s so nice! expensive, but it’s got a very nice (imo soothing) buzzing sensation and it’s a really pretty, comfortable gloss
@@nisipisa oooh i will give it a look tysm for the rec!
the leprosy palette...
(looks at nail polish tree) I just think they're neat.
I had the og Fenty gloss bomb and it migrated into my mouth instantly and I felt so sick never again
I didn't like the fenty gloss bomb either. They were way overhyped for such a sheer gloss. I had fenty glow and fu$$y but there was no difference on my lips! They were a waste of money!
I watch every single video of yours over and over because they bring me a different kind of happiness that I don't often achieve. Thank you.
The serotonin nisa’s videos give is chefs kiss
DID i just stop watching ANOTHER chatting about new releases video halfway through the moment i got this notification???? yes i did
the first thought i had when i saw the fenty plumping gloss was “oh miss robyn fenty is COMING for nisa” 😂
“Now I’m 27 and have an in-unit washer and dryer” girl I felt that
living in california with zero rain, really loving the rain and storm asmr
The fenty gloss seems very red but it’s actually more of a tint, like if you ate a red popsicle & it left a slightly red stain - almost a your lips but better color
Your apology laked the "dark place" excuse, everything else was spot on
THANK YOU. The Lush lipbalm SPECIFICALLY in Key Lime Pie also wronged me. Why does it have like 5 flecks of glitter, and why is it rock hard?
The Boston accent reminds me so much of myself. Because I believe fervently that she sounds like that naturally, but it's actively fighting against it. And that is me with my country ass accent.
I think that's why she talks kinda slow? 😅
I grew up & still live about 25 minutes outside Boston & I honestly hear no Boston/Massachusetts accent in her voice.
@@katymello3547 That's my point lol. Most people don't know that I have a very country accent naturally because I am fist fighting it every conversation. That is what I am applying she's doing with the Boston accent lmao.
@@plumpy_space_princess I just think she enjoys talking like that and she just wants to make sure she's easily understood. She's also a singer and she talks kind of like she's singing. ❤️
@@ravenjones1202 oh, I see what you’re saying. Sorry, I misunderstood. I wish I could suppress my accent but it’s just so ingrained in my brain. When I hear other people speak on tv or RUclips with a Boston accent I cringe haha. Obviously I don’t notice I’m doing it because it’s just the way I speak. I’d be surprised if she was born and raised here though strictly because of the lack of accent, intentionally trying to suppress it would be extremely difficult. Also, at the end of a video it sounds like more of a New York accent that’s she’s imitating rather than a Boston one.
Just a tip for anyone this might be helpful for, I STRUGGLED with liquid blush until I tried it with a stippling blush and now I'm fully obsessed with it. It seems counterintuitive but I've found it diffuses it beautifully
That girl boss skit is Emmy-worthy
Not you making fun of smokey glow in the beginning, love it xD
gotta say as someone who was a hard core wet and wild 99 cent polishes ONLY person for a very long time, buying holo taco has changed my life. It's been a slow build of a collection due to the prices, but I have the one coat black, not milky white, 3 unicorn skins and the linear holo rainbow collection, and let me tell you, i think they're GREAT. definitely improved after the formula change i gotta say
Because of you I found out about that goddamn cherry collection but because of my goblin I bought the whole fucking set
your nails are incredible!
I panned several of those Lush balms before my sensory issues decided we aren't sticking our fingers in anything anymore. Kind of miss the scents, but I'm much happier with my ginormous Duke Cannon balm. Sigh.
I’ve missed this series so much-my heart skipped a beat when I got the notification 🥺 also, updated eyeshadow collection video? 👀👀👀
The rain is giving me Lofi vibes 11/10 loving it
ur such a comfort youtuber for me, ty for making these vids
loving the haunted doll who lives in my friend's grandma's basement🥰🙈
sorry *attic
@@nell8171 the best part abt this edit is the fact you were like i have to make this factually accurate to the T, I appreciate the effort but also terrified
@@espeon871 IT HAS TO BE CORRECT 😡
I love when you talk about your nails. They’re so pretty💜. Nail polish really is addicting, and not enough people talk about it😂
remind me to never eat when your describing hypothetical eyeshadow shade names
The tarte skit has me FLOATING
the way you went from doing a jfk impression to singing rude boy is literally my brain cells.
you could literally post a youtube video about he most BORING thing this planet has seen and id still click on it, because youre so naturally likeable and funny
the ambiance in this video paired with your dress and make up and everything AAA i feel like im talking with a friend on a rainy day
“i have to storyboard this” miss nisa nisipisa u kill me 😭😭
The Tarte boardroom skit KILLED ME oh my god
The Tarte girl boss sketch is ART
I love the tarte board room skits 🤣🤣🤣
Nailpolish was my gateway into too many cosmetics also. I have soooooooooo many. And yes, I continue to buy them. Sometimes there are ones I “need”. also, the rain and thunderstorms have been nuts the last few days in the area. Damn⛈ glad you’re here/back. 💜
your voice is so calming it soothes me
The snort while hugging the palette was amazing. all this background storm noise is wonderful.
so glad to see you talk about makeup again!!! I love the window shopping series but these are a lovely comfort for me 💕💕
the rain started right as yours started its like an interactive arms experience
that statement you made about nail polishes being the gateway product to having too many cosmetics... holy SHIT i feel called out on a TUESDAY EVENING
i liked for the "call a priest, tout suite"; also you check out the Tarte Sugar Rush cream blush, its shaped like a clam shell (100% why i bought it but its actually real good)
I’m not buying from Kim K, but I love potted lipglosses cuz I’m 100% made of nostalgia
no absolutely, i was painting my stubby little nails way before i was allowed to wear makeup and i thought i was 'Sophisticated'
you were 😎
thank you for telling me about the lush lip balms because they had me so tempted
you are quite literally the only person i enjoy the skits of
Please make candle of the day a consistent thing
nisipisa if you do not go into the cosmetics and create a palette called “maladies” with shade names like bruise, gangrene, fungus, pinkeye, pus, and scab, i’m going to die
I have the Botanic Panic palette, which is absolute perfection on my skin colour (right on the border of fair and light). Combined with Jackie's ABH palette, you get a complete rainbow (added pinks!) and BP gains another layer of depth; and I do not regret purchasing it one bit (got it cheaper due to an offer). All brand new colours that can't be found elsewhere in Mac's collection of eyeshadows, 5-6 (depending on how you're counting) of which are hard colours to make and they all look phenomenal. No it's not as richly pigmented as Jackie's palette, but they are a whole lot easier to work with for me and sometimes a girl needs something softer and buildable. I will advice that you get a muted military green to get the chartruse to look more green though - it is far too close to the yellow on my skin (by which I mean the wrong kind of yellow). Even the yellow looks good on me - a notoriously tricky colour for me to wear.
Yes. I don’t have words to describe how much you’ve helped me today.
You should do a window shopping video on Blush Mark
I wish I could subscribe to you again for that corporate girlboss tart skit. you are literally the funniest youtuber I watch
Candle of the day and it’s a candle in a wine bottle like we’re in the 19th century hahahahahaha why was that so funny
big TRUE on nail polish collection as a slippery slope. I need more 😩
I whispered “gangrene” just a before you said it, and in that moment I felt a spiritual connection.
Yaaaassss
The Barbaras !
I always hope to see them and when they do, I reach a new plane of existence.