Everyday Things That Prove Our Life Is a Lie

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  • Опубликовано: 16 июн 2024
  • There are so many preconceived notions each of us hold about general everyday things, that aren't always as straightforward in reality. As you're going to realise, there are so many things in the world that aren't exactly what they seem, meaning many aspects of your life are a lie!
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Комментарии • 12 тыс.

  • @BeAmazed
    @BeAmazed  6 лет назад +805

    If you enjoyed this, you'll definitely enjoy the other videos in this series!
    ruclips.net/p/PLDgvFPuLtQbS_JWW8Wt2WkeLGCbtOffPK

    • @largomauriziovitale4863
      @largomauriziovitale4863 6 лет назад +6

      Be Amazed I

    • @noel9817
      @noel9817 6 лет назад +2

      Gillian Matubis this commet was one day ago

    • @fukyeahfishin
      @fukyeahfishin 6 лет назад +2

      Be Amazed I

    • @unacceptableJebuS
      @unacceptableJebuS 6 лет назад +7

      fakers I've been in japan and they do it by hand and they build 10x as faster as a California builder but in californa i'm still impressed by your building work but japan builds faster

    • @letimen5456
      @letimen5456 6 лет назад +2

      Be Amazed Amazing

  • @faraaziqbal8302
    @faraaziqbal8302 7 лет назад +691

    I don't need everyday things to prove that my life is a lie...

    • @MrShnazer
      @MrShnazer 7 лет назад +10

      Faraaz Iqbal My life is not a lie.maybe you being deceived.

    • @tomsulivin2263
      @tomsulivin2263 7 лет назад +8

      lol

    • @nish676
      @nish676 6 лет назад +1

      Faraaz Iqbal because life is already a lie

    • @victowr2262
      @victowr2262 6 лет назад

      Faraaz Iqbal a

    • @berryberryclown
      @berryberryclown 6 лет назад +2

      Im the 600th like so that makes my life a lie

  • @atomikaI
    @atomikaI 6 лет назад +139

    "Cap'n Crunch, who adorns cereal boxes all over the world"
    I live in Australia and I have literally never heard of him in my life.

    • @AA-km4jy
      @AA-km4jy 6 лет назад +1

      G argler lol come to my school and that's what you'd hear people shouting during recess and lunch ahah

    • @toxicstarbot6701
      @toxicstarbot6701 6 лет назад +1

      - AtomiKaL - I live in Sweden and I've never heard of him.

    • @randyhutchinson9910
      @randyhutchinson9910 6 лет назад

      - AtomiKaL - your not miss in much

    • @Cleveland.Clitlicker
      @Cleveland.Clitlicker 6 лет назад +1

      same here in germany

    • @bearart1760
      @bearart1760 6 лет назад +2

      "Captain" Crunch, 😭. The lie is from here in the US

  • @MrTilbin
    @MrTilbin 5 лет назад +63

    Any commander of a ship is called "Captain" regardless of actual rank.

    • @mamag58
      @mamag58 4 года назад +3

      In Star Trek TNG. There's a Commander Ryker and a Captain Jean-Luc Picard.🙄

    • @fredsasse9973
      @fredsasse9973 4 года назад +3

      Right you are. The Captain of both ships I served on were Commanders.

    • @thatmurkyguy9497
      @thatmurkyguy9497 4 года назад +1

      MrTilbin “captain is an army rank too”

    • @raynic1173
      @raynic1173 3 года назад +1

      @@mamag58 If you have a Captain he will have a subordinate, a commander. But a commander can also be the captain of the vessel. He will be the highest ranking member of the ship. It's not uncommon on small-er-ish vessels that full 4-bar ranking captains are not in command. As with a tender or destroyer....in this case the highest ranking member is a 3-bar commander, but being the highest ranking member he is also captain. So...every captain will have a commander but not every commander will have a captain. Even smaller vessels might have a Lieutenant as captain, and if you take out your small pleasure craft, you maybe the captain.

    • @tilleylepew5944
      @tilleylepew5944 3 года назад

      I still say he walk the plank !!

  • @InsertNameHere649
    @InsertNameHere649 3 года назад +10

    "Milk in cereal ads is actually glue!"
    The guy who just took a bite: *Something's wrong I can feel it*

  • @maryamnubat6253
    @maryamnubat6253 6 лет назад +53

    Wait
    MY LIFE IS A LIE?

  • @redundantchannels8154
    @redundantchannels8154 5 лет назад +373

    Wait... Many people thought pineapple grew on trees?
    *I FeEl SmArT fOr OnCe*

    • @stephenbrookes7268
      @stephenbrookes7268 4 года назад +7

      Many people that live in cities never see crops in fields. It's really sad that many people do not understand what we rely on for life really is or where it comes from.

    • @markjoshuaantonio33
      @markjoshuaantonio33 4 года назад +1

      I live in cities

    • @geraldinefranco4673
      @geraldinefranco4673 4 года назад +2

      Right, my whole world exploded when I learned that there ae people who thought that pineapples grow on trees

    • @z4ne398
      @z4ne398 4 года назад +1

      Me too

    • @theresnopointinsubbingtome8388
      @theresnopointinsubbingtome8388 4 года назад +1

      I Guessed Bushes Before I *knew*

  • @FreakishPower
    @FreakishPower 4 года назад +34

    Not overly concerned about Captain crunch having 1 less stripe - he also has 1 less finger on each hand.

    • @Paladin327
      @Paladin327 3 года назад +2

      Also he could be a captain while still being a commander. He could be in command of a Destroyer as a commander, and would be traditionally referred to as a captain

    • @rollno.1282
      @rollno.1282 2 года назад

      Damn it

  • @prva9347
    @prva9347 3 года назад +11

    6:08 - a spoodle is a portioning spoon, it's not specifically for spreading sauce onto a pizza, just that cooks have found its flat base to be useful for the purpose; spoodles come in different portion sizes, with a different colour handle for each size. You gather up food in the spoon then level it off, to achieve consistent portions. You can now also buy them on Amazon or from catering equipment firms that also sell to the public.

  • @lukemcmillan9538
    @lukemcmillan9538 6 лет назад +457

    I don't think I've ever thought a pineapple grew on a tree. I always thought it grew on a bush, which it does.

    • @cleeiii357
      @cleeiii357 6 лет назад +19

      same,
      tbh, I dont really know where some people get the idea that pineapples grow on trees

    • @himesilva
      @himesilva 6 лет назад +14

      I never really thought about where they came from at all lol

    • @licc1958
      @licc1958 6 лет назад

      Mhmmmm.. e.e

    • @ShinobiKuzuraki
      @ShinobiKuzuraki 6 лет назад

      Yeahh...common sense

    • @lukemcmillan9538
      @lukemcmillan9538 6 лет назад +1

      It kinda makes sense that they'd grow on palm trees, like coconuts. But I don't know where it'd start growing lol

  • @justapineapple3139
    @justapineapple3139 7 лет назад +3110

    I knew that I was born on a bush

    • @wolftaffy2162
      @wolftaffy2162 7 лет назад +44

      justa pineapple so he did have sexual relations with that woman

    • @randomgirl4130
      @randomgirl4130 7 лет назад +5

      LOL

    • @yorunaugan895
      @yorunaugan895 7 лет назад +4

      ROBLOX Girl lol indeed

    • @fyy5998
      @fyy5998 7 лет назад +3

      justa pineapple because you are a pineapple

    • @m2loose448
      @m2loose448 7 лет назад +1

      justa pineapple I

  • @laurelave118
    @laurelave118 4 года назад +54

    Seen somebody painting road markings with a paint roller though

    • @Skirot
      @Skirot 4 года назад +2

      That is just common knowledge everyone knows that paint rollers are used

    • @laurelave118
      @laurelave118 4 года назад +1

      ELECTRON that’s fantastic, A+ for you

    • @Skirot
      @Skirot 4 года назад +2

      @@laurelave118 by that I mean rollers are used more commonly and tape is rarely used as it costs like fuel for the flame

    • @dwheels90
      @dwheels90 3 года назад +3

      They usually spray them with a machine

    • @johnjacob688
      @johnjacob688 3 года назад +1

      @@Skirot Actually rollers aren't used that often when painting lines. They use machines that drop paint at a certain width and just move the machine according to how long the line needs to be.
      Everyone knows that. 😜

  • @decommissionedunitnanotech2265
    @decommissionedunitnanotech2265 4 года назад +12

    I like how people are fighting over this video when it's just cartoons, paints and cereal
    Seriously guys, you have better things to do in life

  • @epiccar6634
    @epiccar6634 7 лет назад +1167

    be amazed: "how do you think road markings are printed onto the road?"
    me: "i dunno YOU SHOWED ME IN THE THUMBNAIL."

    • @qps9380
      @qps9380 7 лет назад +9

      well he had to have something in the thumbnail that relates to the video, so.....

    • @tordsonander
      @tordsonander 7 лет назад +24

      Actually most of the markings are either paint (waterborne or solventborne) sprayed directly on the pavement or thermoplastic that is heated and melted onto the road. The thermoplastic material can be delivered in forms that are assebled and melted in place. Also in long rolls.
      Then there is the tape mentioned (adhesive on the back) that is rarely used. Really expensive compared to the systems above. Saying it is how you apply road markings today is like saying that nails are primarily used to make beds for fakirs.

    • @brendaphillips3716
      @brendaphillips3716 6 лет назад

      Tyler Mania lol

    • @WolfKillerRO
      @WolfKillerRO 6 лет назад +7

      someone pee'd on the streets

    • @beginnertroll691
      @beginnertroll691 6 лет назад +2

      Tyler Mania I had to paint those shits before pain in the butt. They aren't taped on

  • @AYWCMedia
    @AYWCMedia 6 лет назад +890

    Commander Crunch is still the Captain of his ship if he is the highest ranking officer and put in that position. -NavyVet

    • @adimorfondnofromida
      @adimorfondnofromida 6 лет назад +25

      Shawn J Ransom thank you, I was about to explain this... commanders can be captains too

    • @davidgunsell7709
      @davidgunsell7709 6 лет назад

      1234

    • @markbollinger1343
      @markbollinger1343 6 лет назад +3

      In the USCG we have 0-2's who act as Capt was a LTJG Capt.

    • @firewall56
      @firewall56 6 лет назад +5

      Shawn J Ransom I'm de captain now

    • @firewall56
      @firewall56 6 лет назад

      Justpanda11 Yee ??

  • @nrmc784
    @nrmc784 4 года назад +6

    That brick laying machine is amazing. I knew they were stenciled most of the time but that thing still is incredible.

  • @Unevenedge
    @Unevenedge 5 лет назад +8

    Ever since a particular episode of Farscape influenced me during college, I have proceeded through life from a position of assumed ignorance.The only thing I am certain of is that I don't know everything. Thus, I am often surprised by previous assumptions being turned on their heads, at the same time I find myself delighted to be corrected, until I am corrected again and therefor delighted once more.
    Thank you for some delightful information.

  • @Shaycey78
    @Shaycey78 7 лет назад +1149

    New career prospect : Green Ninja

    • @AnuragBisht
      @AnuragBisht 7 лет назад +8

      Green Ninja is not completely true, at least many of the movies I worked on. Capes are mostly simulated in software.

    • @DerlisGGaona
      @DerlisGGaona 7 лет назад +6

      Wow!

    • @eliannam.5700
      @eliannam.5700 7 лет назад +2

      Anurag Bisht I was about to comment this.

    • @coreyjohnston5224
      @coreyjohnston5224 7 лет назад +1

      In Britain the road yellow lines r made by two planks with a small gap between them then the just pour paint in and let it dry

    • @MrAhoy.
      @MrAhoy. 7 лет назад +1

      Leah I

  • @ChillyKitty
    @ChillyKitty 7 лет назад +1627

    who on earth thinks that pineapples grow on trees???

    • @sing9123
      @sing9123 7 лет назад +27

      Chilly Kitty what are Pineapples?

    • @Tiernan422
      @Tiernan422 7 лет назад +8

      Ik 8 knew that they were bushes.

    • @kaburii9807
      @kaburii9807 7 лет назад +42

      Who lives in a pineapple under a tree?

    • @akina8557
      @akina8557 7 лет назад +10

      Chilly Kitty I did.......

    • @chiaseed01
      @chiaseed01 7 лет назад +16

      I always thought they grew like carrots since the top can be reused to grow another pineapple.

  • @jamesmasters3316
    @jamesmasters3316 5 лет назад +58

    You asked how hard is it to lay out the handicap symbol? It's not, I used a stencil. Paint. And boom. Done.
    All these thing are common sense knowledge.

    • @drugansltd4344
      @drugansltd4344 4 года назад

      Most the world are growing up behind a screen, common sense comes from life experience not screen time.
      Hence why hs&e has gone so mad because the idiot generation think they can press restart

    • @kimberlyshifflett2372
      @kimberlyshifflett2372 3 года назад

      I free handed the one in my mother in law's small restaurant she had years ago...it wasn't exactly like the stenciled ones but pretty damn close

    • @toxic6015
      @toxic6015 3 года назад

      Exactly!

  • @scorchx3000
    @scorchx3000 3 года назад +16

    If Commander Crunch has his own personal ship, then hes a Captain. Hes a civilian captain.

    • @darkwalkermyth
      @darkwalkermyth 3 года назад +2

      Even if in the U.S. Navy, and a Commander in command of their vessel, they are referred to as Captain.

  • @abcpenn2788
    @abcpenn2788 7 лет назад +1077

    Um i always knew pineapples weren't grown on trees.

    • @worstplayer8204
      @worstplayer8204 7 лет назад +1

      same here lol

    • @sodical6507
      @sodical6507 7 лет назад +30

      Ill be honest I hadn't a clue where pineapples grew

    • @seanroberts1157
      @seanroberts1157 7 лет назад +3

      I grew up in florida and my best friend grows pineapples

    • @Grey_Warden_Invasion
      @Grey_Warden_Invasion 7 лет назад +4

      I always thought they grow closer to the ground than they actually are - like they are actually sitting on the ground.

    • @daph9329
      @daph9329 7 лет назад

      Gabby Miron BILL FCKNG CIPHER!

  • @16surge13
    @16surge13 6 лет назад +527

    Not really sure how these facts prove my life to be a lie.

  • @adamb89
    @adamb89 5 лет назад +6

    #5 Captain Crunch may be a Commander (O5) by rank, but could still be in command of a destroyer or frigate. The officer in command of a ship in the Navy is referred to as Captain, regardless of what their actual rank is. So calling him Captain Crunch is still perfectly valid. Of course you could also call him Skipper Crunch, but that has less of a ring to it.

  • @danniemclendon1182
    @danniemclendon1182 5 лет назад +5

    As a former Navy man I think you should consider that though "Captain" Crunch may carry the rank of Commander he may also in fact be a Captain if he commands a base or ship. Naval Commanders regularly command smaller ships where they are always called "Skipper" or "Captain" by the crew because of that role. Thanks.

    • @AnthonyTanTaro2008
      @AnthonyTanTaro2008 11 месяцев назад +1

      So, “Skipper The Penguin” from MadAgasCar” is a “commander captain”

  • @maniacal1876
    @maniacal1876 6 лет назад +304

    My first thought "PEOPLE THINK PINEAPPLES GROW ON TREES?!"

  • @emericswitchyoureawesomean3658
    @emericswitchyoureawesomean3658 7 лет назад +112

    My whole LIFE isn't a lie. Just these details are.

  • @reiblex1014
    @reiblex1014 5 лет назад +78

    “Milk is not the only white stuff in the bowl”
    Me:oh no
    Brain:oh yes

  • @EddCraigYouTube
    @EddCraigYouTube 3 года назад +3

    Spray painted green grass was a surprise 😁😀

  • @edison4236
    @edison4236 7 лет назад +555

    Models use fans? Don't think so.
    Pineapples grown in trees? Not a chance.
    Hotel? Trivago.

    • @theweakbeast7833
      @theweakbeast7833 6 лет назад +2

      Lmao

    • @ClaimedPigs
      @ClaimedPigs 6 лет назад +9

      Fufufluffy18 AJ This one was so shit, nice try though 👍🏼

    • @cutepanda8960
      @cutepanda8960 6 лет назад +3

      HAHAHA I died laughing😂

    • @markrichardson2512
      @markrichardson2512 6 лет назад +3

      I haven't given it any thought at all, because I'm not a fucking stoner who sits at home wondering how pineapples grow

    • @mk-xs8cc
      @mk-xs8cc 6 лет назад +3

      Fufufluffy18 AJ 😂😂

  • @MatsBengtsson
    @MatsBengtsson 6 лет назад +103

    Im just here to read all the negative comments.

  • @BaconDanglers
    @BaconDanglers 4 года назад +21

    When I worked as an engineer I spent alot of time on construction sites or warehouse sites, ive seen plenty of paths done by hand, some are done by machine but I've definitely seen more bricks laid on the ground by hand.

  • @sadslug8394
    @sadslug8394 4 года назад +39

    Me: looking for some content to make me feel good
    Be amazed: YOUR LIFE IS A LIE

  • @mahmudd8280
    @mahmudd8280 6 лет назад +256

    who tf thought that toad had a brain tumor wtf?

    • @bekfestclub6835
      @bekfestclub6835 6 лет назад +2

      iMahmoud I watch the show

    • @sephrimsans3705
      @sephrimsans3705 6 лет назад +3

      not suprised and also luigis mustache looks like a bra

    • @idahollis9938
      @idahollis9938 6 лет назад +1

      I thought he was either a humanized mushroom or had a hat

  • @texangaming567
    @texangaming567 7 лет назад +134

    Military nerd here. On the subject of the captain crunch, fun fact commanders in a navy can be considered captains. I know that it is common practice in the US Navy, for the captain of the ship to not be a captain in rank, but the crew of said ship will still refer to that person as captain anyway. So the crunch isn't technically lying if he has his own ship.

    • @ComradeTiki
      @ComradeTiki 7 лет назад +1

      Military nerd here, ^ it's true. For instance, the Captain on a US submarine is still CDR.

    • @lilricky2515
      @lilricky2515 7 лет назад

      Well, it's true most submarine captains are commanders, but there are some actual Captain Captains. :)

    • @bond1j89
      @bond1j89 7 лет назад

      Captain-commandant is a company grade of commissioned officer rank in the air component, land component, the old Belgian Gendarmerie and medical component of the Belgian Armed Forces. A kapitein-commandant (Dutch) or capitaine-commandant (French) ranks directly above a captain and immediately under a major. Officers of this rank usually serve in staff functions or more rarely as small unit commanders (squadron, company). The insignia are three pips under a narrow stripe for the land component, three blue stripes with navy curl for the air component and three gold stripes with navy curl for the medical component. In the naval component, the rank is called luitenant ter zee eerste klasse or Lieutenant de vaisseau de première classe ("ship-of-the-line lieutenant first class"), and the insignia is two and a half gold stripes with a naval curl. Captain-commandant is typically a rank for officers who did not pass the examination to become a major.

    • @Taxi_for_takeoff
      @Taxi_for_takeoff 7 лет назад

      bond1j89 Commander and Captain are field grade in the US Navy and USCG.

    • @Taxi_for_takeoff
      @Taxi_for_takeoff 7 лет назад +1

      Exactly. I was US Navy for 9 years (until 2016). Majority of ship Captains are actually LCDR or CDR's. rarely will you rind an actual captain be captain of a ship unless its huge like a carrier. Most Captain CO's are large unit CO's which aren't ships.

  • @ericgrapher2607
    @ericgrapher2607 5 лет назад +15

    The commanding officer (CO) onboard a ship is called the captain, regardless of rank. Capt Crunch can be the captain.

    • @buddybonbutt7510
      @buddybonbutt7510 5 лет назад +1

      But he's talking about his rank solely not position

    • @jacklow9611
      @jacklow9611 3 года назад

      I agree, since he is the highest ranking of his ship, so he's the captain, despite his actual rank. Since he's a fictional character, it's a rather moot point, anyway.

  • @ww3654
    @ww3654 4 года назад +2

    Usually when you see any contractors torching lines on pavement it’s because they are burning the old lines to and ash so they can sweep it away and paint new and brighter lines

  • @flippers6767
    @flippers6767 7 лет назад +71

    In Russia, you don't prove life is a lie, Life proves YOU are a lie!

  • @cannellofglory6968
    @cannellofglory6968 7 лет назад +1606

    in Ireland we dont need to water stuff, we just let the rain do its job

    • @niallkcummins1006
      @niallkcummins1006 7 лет назад +52

      It's spelled iarland you idiot

    • @fartnator
      @fartnator 7 лет назад +44

      Mr Mellow omg ur so stupid its spelled aireleand

    • @euphrates1049
      @euphrates1049 7 лет назад +46

      you guys are all so dumb, it's Ayirlend

    • @jeterking8
      @jeterking8 7 лет назад +38

      Jesus Christ are you guys dumb. It's obviously Eiaireland

    • @Alex-yf9he
      @Alex-yf9he 7 лет назад +34

      It's airland my jews.

  • @jacklow9611
    @jacklow9611 3 года назад +2

    In some areas, painting the lines on the road is the most efficient/safest way to make the lines. Using the painting machines does not require closing down a stretch of road/street, it does not need to have an extensively large crew and is generally less expensive to the jurisdiction hiring the workers, or the company hired to do the work. Even though the paint isn't as 'tough' as the tape, it is still used extensively in the upper midwest/plains states, as the tape is much more expensive than paint. The paint colors have been pretty much standardized by now, so no exact mixing of colors is needed.

  • @unaseckler1959
    @unaseckler1959 5 лет назад

    The thing about the thermal activated line markings is that they are extraordinarily slick when wet. They've been responsible for quite a few accidents especially involving motorcycles, bicycles, and even pedestrians.

  • @jbaez4914
    @jbaez4914 6 лет назад +69

    6th grade science teacher, *"Mitochondria isnt the powerhouse of the cell"*
    *Brain explodes*

    • @Stephanie-gh6hl
      @Stephanie-gh6hl 6 лет назад +22

      Game Fire Mitochondria isn't the *lower house of the cell* but its the *powerhouse of the cell*

    • @DimmVargr
      @DimmVargr 6 лет назад +1

      **are*

    • @Stephanie-gh6hl
      @Stephanie-gh6hl 6 лет назад

      Dimm Vargr what?

    • @DimmVargr
      @DimmVargr 6 лет назад +5

      _Mitochondria_ is the plural form of _mitochondrion._

    • @Stephanie-gh6hl
      @Stephanie-gh6hl 6 лет назад

      Dimm Vargr okay whatever but in school we often use mitochondria not mitochondrion, but we sometimes use mitochondrion

  • @bsantiago1976
    @bsantiago1976 6 лет назад +391

    The thumbnail doesn't proof our life is a lie. I've seen machines that put the yellow lines.

  • @Kaylasmom1014
    @Kaylasmom1014 4 года назад +1

    1:10 welp, I’ve found my Halloween costume for next year

  • @AEM01017
    @AEM01017 4 года назад +9

    Well toad’s entry is debatable because the show was confirmed to be non-cannon and as far as I know that was the only time toad was shown taking off his mushroom, so in theory toad’s mushroom is his head

  • @GeeWayTheLemon
    @GeeWayTheLemon 7 лет назад +449

    wait
    who thought pineapples grew on trees?

  • @firewolf0176
    @firewolf0176 6 лет назад +84

    Fun fact! Number 4 has been confirmed to be wrong, as Nintendo confirmed recently that it is his head, and the cartoon is non-canon.

  • @abc-ld8ok
    @abc-ld8ok 5 лет назад +1

    "here you can see a screenshot"
    *proceeds to show a video*

  • @Unominious
    @Unominious 4 года назад

    Old video but I use to work for a company that did road markings. They used bags of thermal powder and they heat them up to liquify it and used trucks to spray it on the ground. They used thermal tape for stop bars and cross walks.

  • @youreverydayfidgespinner3783
    @youreverydayfidgespinner3783 6 лет назад +655

    My life isn't a lie. However, this video is.

    • @benirae9006
      @benirae9006 6 лет назад +24

      I agree, but your channel name suggests you are young.

    • @Constantinople-qx3bk
      @Constantinople-qx3bk 6 лет назад +19

      Ben Null his channel suggests sarcasm and memes, your reply suggests you are an 11 year old who thinks he's smart.

    • @benirae9006
      @benirae9006 6 лет назад +10

      True. I'm 13. I've had "Epic Cookie" since I was 11, I've change it though.
      There are HEAPS of 11, 12 and 13 year old kids who think they are practically adults. I know I'm not a adult or that smart.

    • @dalienhowlter8310
      @dalienhowlter8310 6 лет назад +18

      Ben Null thats the most mature thing ive ever heard a 13 year old say....

    • @benirae9006
      @benirae9006 6 лет назад +8

      I thought my comment through, but my first comment I didn't, you can probably tell. Most 13 year old kids just comment without thinking (sometimes I'm guilty of it) and it results in a very poorly written comment.

  • @micahphilson
    @micahphilson 6 лет назад +273

    About the bricks, in older roads, they were layed by hand, of course. Sure, newer roads aren't all that way, but in most older brick roads, like down the center of a very old town, they most likely were layed by hand, and in many places I know, they're still the original bricks, kept with just a small amount of maintenance every once in awhile.
    Still, it's annoying as heck to drive on; they're so bumpy!

    • @ChestersonJack
      @ChestersonJack 6 лет назад +6

      I live around a historical area, and there's tons of bricks laid on the sidewalk in town with little memorials imprinted onto each brick. Each one has a different name and date. The memorialized bricks are basically scattered about town, lain in with the other, normal ones. But there are areas where it's just a large area of names on the ground

    • @BigOdy
      @BigOdy 6 лет назад +4

      About 2 years ago in my city they were laying bricks by hand ...

    • @keineahnung5793
      @keineahnung5793 6 лет назад +3

      Micah Philson try driving in Puerto Vallarta Mexico,they are more like boulders.

    • @justpikl2073
      @justpikl2073 6 лет назад +6

      Micah Philson back in my days there were no bricks xD

    • @dennisbruins4524
      @dennisbruins4524 6 лет назад +4

      In the netherlands they are stil layed by hand

  • @scoobydoo3477
    @scoobydoo3477 3 года назад

    The green grass one reminded me of years ago the spray paint for the bald head. Instant hair! Lol

  • @wuffywufferson387
    @wuffywufferson387 3 года назад

    I remember the commercials for the green spray grass. It was hilarious. But good idea

  • @acidpossum2126
    @acidpossum2126 7 лет назад +895

    I'm quite sure that everybody knows pineapples grow on bushes

    • @alienshroomhead7203
      @alienshroomhead7203 7 лет назад +7

      Mine Fussel no i actually found out last month when i saw a baby pinapple growing on a stem in my friends neighborhood

    • @lazuligamez3513
      @lazuligamez3513 7 лет назад +8

      I did not know that 0.0

    • @satu.satuduaempat.dualima4627
      @satu.satuduaempat.dualima4627 7 лет назад +4

      yeah agree 😂 theres a lot on my backyard
      an to regrow them, just cut the top of the fruit and plant it 😂

    • @caiheang
      @caiheang 7 лет назад +3

      And somehow Durians and Coconuts grow on trees D: Pretty counter-intuitive unless you already knew it factually.

    • @nicolelikeshetalia2614
      @nicolelikeshetalia2614 7 лет назад +2

      Mine Fussel everyone should know

  • @alexandrosg.1172
    @alexandrosg.1172 6 лет назад +484

    wtf who was thinking that pineapples grow on trees?!

  • @user-en9ll9dl7t
    @user-en9ll9dl7t 5 лет назад +3

    I won’t use glue for my cereals
    LMAO

  • @BrettonFerguson
    @BrettonFerguson 4 года назад +1

    Where I live they often use a grinder to remove a few millimeters off the pavement, then they put the tape down. This way it is slightly lower than the rest of the pavement and the snowplows won't scrape it off in winter.

  • @cappin6937
    @cappin6937 7 лет назад +1393

    5:52 dont mind me, just a normal picture of shoes passing by.

    • @chair1200
      @chair1200 7 лет назад +46

      CappinKiwi oml I paused at exactly 5:52 so that I could read comments

    • @cappin6937
      @cappin6937 7 лет назад +7

      hahaha

    • @saitsebastian2424
      @saitsebastian2424 7 лет назад +7

      CappinKiwi dude I was going to say the same thing hahahaha

    • @cappin6937
      @cappin6937 7 лет назад +28

      like what does it even have to do with pizza? xD

    • @chimpaflimp
      @chimpaflimp 7 лет назад +47

      They're leather chefs' clogs; look at the trousers, they're chequered like a traditional chef's uniform.

  • @zukizumi5928
    @zukizumi5928 7 лет назад +248

    Do those Green Ninjas earn more money than those actors?

    • @Inflake
      @Inflake 7 лет назад +12

      Exotical Gaming damn. question of the year

    • @huneylove5
      @huneylove5 6 лет назад +9

      Actually the green suit ninjas are the Illuminati. Its a way to say they control all elements of entertainment and nature like wind without us ever being the wiser. All the while being in every single movie and us never knowing it.

    • @pikinachu9850
      @pikinachu9850 6 лет назад +1

      Exotical Gaming of course not

    • @LoLeanderx
      @LoLeanderx 6 лет назад +10

      Exotical Gaming Those are just Power Ranger Genjis.

    • @sarahb3nyakar
      @sarahb3nyakar 6 лет назад +1

      Exotical Gaming I hope

  • @josfrancois6351
    @josfrancois6351 3 года назад +5

    The last picture of roadmarking is actually a guy PAINTING one !

  • @bluecobra967
    @bluecobra967 5 лет назад

    WoW, you are a superstar, just solved a huge problem for me .. Thermoplastic line marking!! I honestly never knew that existed. Thankyou so much . .

  • @Nick210
    @Nick210 7 лет назад +887

    Who the fuck thought pineapples were grown on trees

  • @makerman6229
    @makerman6229 7 лет назад +604

    The Mario cartoon isn’t canon so that on what you said of toad isn’t true

    • @lukedassonville4399
      @lukedassonville4399 7 лет назад +24

      Thank you! I thought none noticed except for me!

    • @logantranchemontagne356
      @logantranchemontagne356 7 лет назад +15

      Maker Man I agree just watch game theory and you will know what I meen

    • @amyhoard1222
      @amyhoard1222 7 лет назад +9

      I never considered whether it was part of Toad's head or a hat, prob cause it makes no difference it's just 1 of the more cute character in Super Mario series.

    • @squarerootof2
      @squarerootof2 7 лет назад +3

      But it does make him look toooler!.

    • @tinaroberts9692
      @tinaroberts9692 7 лет назад +8

      Omg finally some one noticed about toads head the cartoon isn't cannon every one hear whatch game theory!!!!!!!

  • @vontar1
    @vontar1 4 года назад

    The road hot tape marking I have seen are normally just used around construction zones. I have seen it peal up as well. Here in TN, long term is spray paint.

  • @heavenkey7754
    @heavenkey7754 Год назад

    "Spoodle" what a hilarious word 🤣

  • @shwoodle5487
    @shwoodle5487 6 лет назад +40

    "They use green paint" shows green slime.

    • @pandapowers5308
      @pandapowers5308 5 лет назад +1

      Shwoodle I was looking for this comment 😂

  • @inkmaster4715
    @inkmaster4715 7 лет назад +724

    Cough cough..trying to reach 10 minutes

    • @Pepe-lp6wk
      @Pepe-lp6wk 7 лет назад +11

      Evilkittyof doom same. But at least they should take responsibility for their actions and produce better content.

    • @jerryleepalad5455
      @jerryleepalad5455 7 лет назад +1

      Ink Master I'm trying to reach 3 min

    • @PhilCoati
      @PhilCoati 7 лет назад +12

      I simply watch in 2x speed making it only 5 minutes long.

    • @reptiliancock5391
      @reptiliancock5391 7 лет назад

      Ink Master they have to make money too

    • @BeeDoesThings
      @BeeDoesThings 7 лет назад +3

      They all about that coin

  • @thetester1158
    @thetester1158 3 года назад +2

    Once, an onion grew out of one of my onions 😂

  • @Coltin88
    @Coltin88 4 года назад

    8:19 🤣🤣 I work in road construction, the lines are painted but the tape lines are just temporary

  • @gingakidsgo
    @gingakidsgo 6 лет назад +60

    ...well this just wasted 10 minutes of my time...i knew all of this

    • @america7240
      @america7240 6 лет назад

      HIimAnonymous! A same ;-;

    • @PainStarrr
      @PainStarrr 6 лет назад

      HIimAnonymous! Woah youre smart i absolutely envy you.

    • @mattbenson5250
      @mattbenson5250 6 лет назад +1

      congrats?

  • @poopdeckpete
    @poopdeckpete 6 лет назад +157

    This video shows all signs of clickbait and cheapness:
    1. There are green check marks and red x’s in the thumbnail.
    2. The video is 2 seconds over 10 minutes.

    • @TheDutchGuy110
      @TheDutchGuy110 5 лет назад +7

      watch until half the video
      go back a page
      return to the video and click to where you left off
      bam no views for trash like this

    • @coffiestar1743
      @coffiestar1743 5 лет назад +2

      TheDutchGuy110 I watch these type of videos on my ps vita. I get 0 advertisement and I oddly don't get counted as a view. I have to rewatch a video 10 times to be counted as one view.

    • @siredtom69
      @siredtom69 5 лет назад +6

      ew, fortnite.

    • @MrKo1233
      @MrKo1233 5 лет назад +5

      TheDutchGuy110 That's not how youtube video views work, as soon as you click on a video you get counted as a view

    • @stixstixy
      @stixstixy 5 лет назад

      Ugandan Knuckles Blue ew dead meme

  • @nuvostef
    @nuvostef 5 лет назад +1

    Cap’n Crunch may be wearing the rank of a Commander, but if he is the commanding officer of a ship or any other vessel, it is proper naval etiquette to call him “Captain”.

  • @christiandeveaux1295
    @christiandeveaux1295 4 года назад +1

    It might be because I’m a Bahamian but every time a tourist ask to see a pineapple tree Immediately laugh right in their faces

  • @amper8689
    @amper8689 6 лет назад +60

    toad IS a mushroom the super mario bors. super show is not canon

  • @schar1024
    @schar1024 7 лет назад +184

    There is also roadtape with bumps on it. This way you hear when your tire is driving on the roadmark, this is so loud (when no music is overtuning it), that it can wake people that get asleep while driving.

    • @MrRedacto
      @MrRedacto 7 лет назад +4

      loudness1024 I always wondered how they got all those bumps under the paint

    • @muksotus
      @muksotus 7 лет назад +2

      Hmm. Let's tape the roads at the home, grocery, etc... So we wake up at the destination 💡

    • @jakewinner8446
      @jakewinner8446 7 лет назад +13

      The loud vibrating sound from veering off the road, is cause by an imprinted pattern on the asphalt.

    • @tylercollins4178
      @tylercollins4178 7 лет назад +4

      loudness1024 there called rumble strips

    • @SonOfSimp1142
      @SonOfSimp1142 7 лет назад +5

      Tyler Collins I've always called them "drunk bumps"

  • @e.j.thomas9994
    @e.j.thomas9994 4 года назад

    Guildford in Surrey in the U.K: When they relayed the whole High Street a few years ago, they did it in 2 halves, and they DID do it all by hand! (As it's in a horistorical conservation area.) It took about 3 months, but they id a wonderful job!

  • @harrilappi6090
    @harrilappi6090 5 лет назад

    2:46 My Friend: Hey man can i have so cereal
    Me: Sure!
    MY mind: This is such a good prank

  • @SamPanamaOfficial
    @SamPanamaOfficial 7 лет назад +26

    When they photograph Ice Cream, they use colored mashed potatos.

  • @Eric91611
    @Eric91611 7 лет назад +293

    I work in retail and we fold all the towels.. this video is bs

    • @awesomestuff9715
      @awesomestuff9715 7 лет назад +1

      +Micah Nungesser me nether

    • @amycrescione5880
      @amycrescione5880 7 лет назад +15

      Eric91611 I worked at Bed Bath and Beyond in CA. This is definitely true.

    • @taylordcraig
      @taylordcraig 7 лет назад +12

      I was about to say... every department store in Vancouver has stacks of towels. Retail space is too expensive to pull that.

    • @SealandRoyal
      @SealandRoyal 6 лет назад +2

      Micah Nungesser depends where because from where I'm from they're all folded

    • @zaribaybee6710
      @zaribaybee6710 6 лет назад +2

      Eric91611 it's not like he said every store does this. But it is true because I have seen that foam with towels in some stores

  • @josephking6251
    @josephking6251 5 лет назад

    The thing about Captain crunch is that in naval commands, commanders are often the co of destroyers and smaller vessels, effectively making them a Captain

  • @stephanieledogar6511
    @stephanieledogar6511 5 лет назад

    Well, that's 10 minutes I'll never get back

  • @dreamcatcher7995
    @dreamcatcher7995 7 лет назад +39

    The green ninjas look like iduubz

  • @fresnelfringe4736
    @fresnelfringe4736 5 лет назад +3

    Oh No! Labor saving devices in 2018!? My life is a LIE!!
    ....Pfft.

  • @hamedsaffari2280
    @hamedsaffari2280 5 лет назад +1

    I think you discovered ten amazing things and the eleven is you. keep up the good work 11!

  • @d1v1k40
    @d1v1k40 7 лет назад +39

    Wait. In the super man one there was people underneath with fans. Just not fans strong to hold the cape. So the people at the back hold it up and the people with the fans make it look real

    • @d1v1k40
      @d1v1k40 7 лет назад

      Saamady :/ exactly. The people are just there to hold it up mostly. The people with the fans a make it move and make it realistic.

  • @29dejesusjoshuaemmanuelle57
    @29dejesusjoshuaemmanuelle57 6 лет назад +38

    If Toad's the protector in the castle, why can't he just save peach himself to save Mario the trouble?

  • @josepharroyo6105
    @josepharroyo6105 3 года назад +1

    That bass in the background is groovin'.

  • @lancer1993
    @lancer1993 Год назад

    With the line markings its easy to spot them, they are usually raised so when walking over them its easy to tell!

  • @bluegamer4214
    @bluegamer4214 6 лет назад +15

    Ice cream commercials and advertisements use food colored mash potato to make it more appealing

    • @jimmyr545
      @jimmyr545 6 лет назад +1

      Anonymous Prime in the US the thing you're selling has to be the actual product in the ad. In the cereal commercial they aren't selling milk.

  • @patrickstar7700
    @patrickstar7700 7 лет назад +72

    Wait.... hello kitty has a gender? *Mind blown*

    • @chaos.corner
      @chaos.corner 7 лет назад +1

      Hello Kitty is not a cat. Might have seen that on this channel.

  • @77tropic
    @77tropic 4 года назад

    I used to be a purchasing agent for a road construction company in Florida. When the striping and signage company "painted" the lines on the road, it wasn't paint that they used. It's melted thermoplastic. If they were painting lines on a highway, then they used a big truck. Looks like paint spraying onto the road but it's melted plastic. Immediately behind the sprayer is an applicator that puts a layer of ground up glass on the melted plastic while it's still "wet". For smaller things like arrows or stop lines, they use a push cart that also dispenenses melted thermoplastic and glass dust. Of course there are many places, including Florida, where all of those things are done with actual paint or by melting plastic tape with a torch. You can tell the difference by looking closely at the finished product. Just don't look closely during rush hour :)

  • @SneakingMOUSE
    @SneakingMOUSE 5 лет назад +2

    The most surprising one was the fact that I was adopted. I had no idea!

  • @aquamage9788
    @aquamage9788 7 лет назад +126

    Guys, make a video called Top ten times we HAVEN'T used clickbait. Oh wait...

    • @amyhoard1222
      @amyhoard1222 7 лет назад +1

      Seems even more of a challenge if they tried namining the top 10 clickbaits since it runs rampant on RUclips.

    • @daveyhi3154
      @daveyhi3154 7 лет назад +1

      They did but nobody clicked on it.

    • @BradenBest
      @BradenBest 7 лет назад +8

      This video isn't technically clickbait. The title's patronizing, but the road tape in the thumbnail _does_ happen in the video.

    • @YourMom-dm2vx
      @YourMom-dm2vx 7 лет назад +2

      Savage

    • @MrPianoMan
      @MrPianoMan 7 лет назад +6

      Aquamage 97 true... I can see where your coming from. although this time the thumbnail had perfect use in the video, but most of the world still use paint. also he showed a paint brush which could be misleading. but I suppose all youtubers do it in a respectable way so they can earn views to earn money.

  • @Dud3itsj3ff
    @Dud3itsj3ff 6 лет назад +28

    I definitely had to stack all those towels when I worked at bed bath and beyond.

    • @hescobar6906
      @hescobar6906 6 лет назад +1

      Dude Itsjeff exactly I think only the top two rows had the sponge the rest we had to fold and stack 🤦🏻‍♀️ it was literally an all day event lol and we had to fold them a specific way so they were all uniform

  • @rustyudder
    @rustyudder 4 года назад

    I was wondering about that paint because it's so thick in places. You can tell that's not actually paint. Very interesting

  • @tms268
    @tms268 5 лет назад

    The Road Markings blew my mind

  • @nahanokkonahan6831
    @nahanokkonahan6831 7 лет назад +35

    "fruit has no seed" actually vegetables have no seed

    • @tulle5586
      @tulle5586 7 лет назад +2

      Nahanok Konahan
      Cucumbers
      Tomatoes
      Peppers
      Corn
      Okra
      Avocado
      All beans
      All of these have seeds.
      Very many culinary vegetables are fruits.

    • @hirarikami1629
      @hirarikami1629 7 лет назад

      T Alexander avocado

    • @wellthiscallsforatoast3043
      @wellthiscallsforatoast3043 7 лет назад +1

      Avocados have stones, not seeds

    • @tulle5586
      @tulle5586 7 лет назад +3

      bork drupes have stones, which are a hardened endocarp around a dry seed. Avocados are berries and just have seeds, not stones.

    • @Gwalchgwyn
      @Gwalchgwyn 7 лет назад

      They're all vegetable... o.O

  • @hakimaziz738
    @hakimaziz738 6 лет назад +459

    Who tf thought pineapples grew on trees?

  • @zweex
    @zweex 3 года назад

    7:15 it still needs to be put in by hand for the layout it just saves the backs of the warriors putting it down

  • @rautamiekka
    @rautamiekka 2 года назад

    Here in Finland I remember seeing in the 90s or early 2000s the safety stripes being painted by using a wooden poor man's mould where they dump some paint, and I think I saw someone simply paint over pre-existing faded ones; by 'faded' I mean it had gotten darker and kinda gotten destroyed, which ain't a surprise cuz that stretch is a busy one. The latter makes sense, no point in removing the pre-existing one just to make a new one.