Everyday Things That Prove Our Life Is a Lie

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  • Опубликовано: 21 ноя 2024

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  • @BeAmazed
    @BeAmazed  7 лет назад +807

    If you enjoyed this, you'll definitely enjoy the other videos in this series!
    ruclips.net/p/PLDgvFPuLtQbS_JWW8Wt2WkeLGCbtOffPK

    • @largomauriziovitale4863
      @largomauriziovitale4863 7 лет назад +6

      Be Amazed I

    • @noel9817
      @noel9817 7 лет назад +2

      Gillian Matubis this commet was one day ago

    • @fukyeahfishin
      @fukyeahfishin 7 лет назад +2

      Be Amazed I

    • @unacceptableJebuS
      @unacceptableJebuS 7 лет назад +7

      fakers I've been in japan and they do it by hand and they build 10x as faster as a California builder but in californa i'm still impressed by your building work but japan builds faster

    • @letimen5456
      @letimen5456 7 лет назад +2

      Be Amazed Amazing

  • @faraaziqbal8302
    @faraaziqbal8302 7 лет назад +692

    I don't need everyday things to prove that my life is a lie...

    • @MrShnazer
      @MrShnazer 7 лет назад +10

      Faraaz Iqbal My life is not a lie.maybe you being deceived.

    • @tomsulivin2263
      @tomsulivin2263 7 лет назад +8

      lol

    • @nish676
      @nish676 7 лет назад +1

      Faraaz Iqbal because life is already a lie

    • @victowr2262
      @victowr2262 7 лет назад

      Faraaz Iqbal a

    • @berryberryclown
      @berryberryclown 7 лет назад +2

      Im the 600th like so that makes my life a lie

  • @redundantchannels8154
    @redundantchannels8154 6 лет назад +373

    Wait... Many people thought pineapple grew on trees?
    *I FeEl SmArT fOr OnCe*

    • @stephenbrookes7268
      @stephenbrookes7268 5 лет назад +7

      Many people that live in cities never see crops in fields. It's really sad that many people do not understand what we rely on for life really is or where it comes from.

    • @markjoshuaantonio33
      @markjoshuaantonio33 5 лет назад +1

      I live in cities

    • @geraldinefranco4673
      @geraldinefranco4673 5 лет назад +2

      Right, my whole world exploded when I learned that there ae people who thought that pineapples grow on trees

    • @z4ne398
      @z4ne398 5 лет назад +1

      Me too

    • @theresnopointinsubbingtome8388
      @theresnopointinsubbingtome8388 5 лет назад +1

      I Guessed Bushes Before I *knew*

  • @AYWCMedia
    @AYWCMedia 7 лет назад +889

    Commander Crunch is still the Captain of his ship if he is the highest ranking officer and put in that position. -NavyVet

    • @adimorfondnofromida
      @adimorfondnofromida 7 лет назад +25

      Shawn J Ransom thank you, I was about to explain this... commanders can be captains too

    • @davidgunsell7709
      @davidgunsell7709 7 лет назад

      1234

    • @markbollinger1343
      @markbollinger1343 7 лет назад +3

      In the USCG we have 0-2's who act as Capt was a LTJG Capt.

    • @firewall56
      @firewall56 7 лет назад +5

      Shawn J Ransom I'm de captain now

    • @firewall56
      @firewall56 7 лет назад

      Justpanda11 Yee ??

  • @MrTilbin
    @MrTilbin 5 лет назад +64

    Any commander of a ship is called "Captain" regardless of actual rank.

    • @mamag58
      @mamag58 4 года назад +3

      In Star Trek TNG. There's a Commander Ryker and a Captain Jean-Luc Picard.🙄

    • @fredsasse9973
      @fredsasse9973 4 года назад +3

      Right you are. The Captain of both ships I served on were Commanders.

    • @thatmurkyguy9497
      @thatmurkyguy9497 4 года назад +1

      MrTilbin “captain is an army rank too”

    • @raynic1173
      @raynic1173 4 года назад +1

      @@mamag58 If you have a Captain he will have a subordinate, a commander. But a commander can also be the captain of the vessel. He will be the highest ranking member of the ship. It's not uncommon on small-er-ish vessels that full 4-bar ranking captains are not in command. As with a tender or destroyer....in this case the highest ranking member is a 3-bar commander, but being the highest ranking member he is also captain. So...every captain will have a commander but not every commander will have a captain. Even smaller vessels might have a Lieutenant as captain, and if you take out your small pleasure craft, you maybe the captain.

    • @tilleylepew5944
      @tilleylepew5944 4 года назад

      I still say he walk the plank !!

  • @lukemcmillan9538
    @lukemcmillan9538 7 лет назад +457

    I don't think I've ever thought a pineapple grew on a tree. I always thought it grew on a bush, which it does.

    • @cleeiii357
      @cleeiii357 7 лет назад +19

      same,
      tbh, I dont really know where some people get the idea that pineapples grow on trees

    • @himesilva
      @himesilva 7 лет назад +14

      I never really thought about where they came from at all lol

    • @licc1958
      @licc1958 7 лет назад

      Mhmmmm.. e.e

    • @ShinobiKuzuraki
      @ShinobiKuzuraki 7 лет назад

      Yeahh...common sense

    • @lukemcmillan9538
      @lukemcmillan9538 7 лет назад +1

      It kinda makes sense that they'd grow on palm trees, like coconuts. But I don't know where it'd start growing lol

  • @epiccar6634
    @epiccar6634 7 лет назад +1164

    be amazed: "how do you think road markings are printed onto the road?"
    me: "i dunno YOU SHOWED ME IN THE THUMBNAIL."

    • @qps9380
      @qps9380 7 лет назад +9

      well he had to have something in the thumbnail that relates to the video, so.....

    • @tordsonander
      @tordsonander 7 лет назад +24

      Actually most of the markings are either paint (waterborne or solventborne) sprayed directly on the pavement or thermoplastic that is heated and melted onto the road. The thermoplastic material can be delivered in forms that are assebled and melted in place. Also in long rolls.
      Then there is the tape mentioned (adhesive on the back) that is rarely used. Really expensive compared to the systems above. Saying it is how you apply road markings today is like saying that nails are primarily used to make beds for fakirs.

    • @brendaphillips3716
      @brendaphillips3716 7 лет назад

      Tyler Mania lol

    • @WolfKillerRO
      @WolfKillerRO 7 лет назад +7

      someone pee'd on the streets

    • @beginnertroll691
      @beginnertroll691 7 лет назад +2

      Tyler Mania I had to paint those shits before pain in the butt. They aren't taped on

  • @justapineapple3139
    @justapineapple3139 7 лет назад +3113

    I knew that I was born on a bush

    • @wolftaffy2162
      @wolftaffy2162 7 лет назад +44

      justa pineapple so he did have sexual relations with that woman

    • @randomgirl4130
      @randomgirl4130 7 лет назад +6

      LOL

    • @yorunaugan895
      @yorunaugan895 7 лет назад +5

      ROBLOX Girl lol indeed

    • @fyy5998
      @fyy5998 7 лет назад +4

      justa pineapple because you are a pineapple

    • @m2loose448
      @m2loose448 7 лет назад +1

      justa pineapple I

  • @FreakishPower
    @FreakishPower 5 лет назад +34

    Not overly concerned about Captain crunch having 1 less stripe - he also has 1 less finger on each hand.

    • @Paladin327
      @Paladin327 3 года назад +2

      Also he could be a captain while still being a commander. He could be in command of a Destroyer as a commander, and would be traditionally referred to as a captain

    • @rollno.1282
      @rollno.1282 3 года назад

      Damn it

  • @Shaycey78
    @Shaycey78 7 лет назад +1147

    New career prospect : Green Ninja

    • @AnuragBisht
      @AnuragBisht 7 лет назад +8

      Green Ninja is not completely true, at least many of the movies I worked on. Capes are mostly simulated in software.

    • @DerlisGGaona
      @DerlisGGaona 7 лет назад +6

      Wow!

    • @eliannam.5700
      @eliannam.5700 7 лет назад +2

      Anurag Bisht I was about to comment this.

    • @coreyjohnston5224
      @coreyjohnston5224 7 лет назад +1

      In Britain the road yellow lines r made by two planks with a small gap between them then the just pour paint in and let it dry

    • @MrAhoy.
      @MrAhoy. 7 лет назад +1

      Leah I

  • @ChillyKitty
    @ChillyKitty 7 лет назад +1628

    who on earth thinks that pineapples grow on trees???

    • @sing9123
      @sing9123 7 лет назад +27

      Chilly Kitty what are Pineapples?

    • @SuperT
      @SuperT 7 лет назад +8

      Ik 8 knew that they were bushes.

    • @kaburii9807
      @kaburii9807 7 лет назад +42

      Who lives in a pineapple under a tree?

    • @akina8557
      @akina8557 7 лет назад +10

      Chilly Kitty I did.......

    • @chiaseed01
      @chiaseed01 7 лет назад +16

      I always thought they grew like carrots since the top can be reused to grow another pineapple.

  • @cannellofglory6968
    @cannellofglory6968 7 лет назад +1602

    in Ireland we dont need to water stuff, we just let the rain do its job

    • @niallkcummins1006
      @niallkcummins1006 7 лет назад +52

      It's spelled iarland you idiot

    • @fartnator
      @fartnator 7 лет назад +44

      Mr Mellow omg ur so stupid its spelled aireleand

    • @euphrates1049
      @euphrates1049 7 лет назад +46

      you guys are all so dumb, it's Ayirlend

    • @jeterking8
      @jeterking8 7 лет назад +38

      Jesus Christ are you guys dumb. It's obviously Eiaireland

    • @Alex-yf9he
      @Alex-yf9he 7 лет назад +34

      It's airland my jews.

  • @13skp
    @13skp 5 лет назад +54

    Seen somebody painting road markings with a paint roller though

    • @Skirot
      @Skirot 4 года назад +2

      That is just common knowledge everyone knows that paint rollers are used

    • @13skp
      @13skp 4 года назад +1

      ELECTRON that’s fantastic, A+ for you

    • @Skirot
      @Skirot 4 года назад +2

      @@13skp by that I mean rollers are used more commonly and tape is rarely used as it costs like fuel for the flame

    • @dwheels90
      @dwheels90 4 года назад +3

      They usually spray them with a machine

    • @johnjacob688
      @johnjacob688 4 года назад +1

      @@Skirot Actually rollers aren't used that often when painting lines. They use machines that drop paint at a certain width and just move the machine according to how long the line needs to be.
      Everyone knows that. 😜

  • @16surge13
    @16surge13 7 лет назад +528

    Not really sure how these facts prove my life to be a lie.

  • @bsantiago1976
    @bsantiago1976 7 лет назад +390

    The thumbnail doesn't proof our life is a lie. I've seen machines that put the yellow lines.

  • @maniacal1876
    @maniacal1876 7 лет назад +305

    My first thought "PEOPLE THINK PINEAPPLES GROW ON TREES?!"

  • @decommissionedunitnanotech2265
    @decommissionedunitnanotech2265 4 года назад +12

    I like how people are fighting over this video when it's just cartoons, paints and cereal
    Seriously guys, you have better things to do in life

  • @atomikaI
    @atomikaI 7 лет назад +140

    "Cap'n Crunch, who adorns cereal boxes all over the world"
    I live in Australia and I have literally never heard of him in my life.

    • @AA-km4jy
      @AA-km4jy 7 лет назад +1

      G argler lol come to my school and that's what you'd hear people shouting during recess and lunch ahah

    • @toxicstarbot6701
      @toxicstarbot6701 7 лет назад +1

      - AtomiKaL - I live in Sweden and I've never heard of him.

    • @randyhutchinson9910
      @randyhutchinson9910 7 лет назад

      - AtomiKaL - your not miss in much

    • @Cleveland.Clitlicker
      @Cleveland.Clitlicker 7 лет назад +1

      same here in germany

    • @bearart1760
      @bearart1760 7 лет назад +2

      "Captain" Crunch, 😭. The lie is from here in the US

  • @cappin6937
    @cappin6937 7 лет назад +1394

    5:52 dont mind me, just a normal picture of shoes passing by.

    • @chair1200
      @chair1200 7 лет назад +46

      CappinKiwi oml I paused at exactly 5:52 so that I could read comments

    • @cappin6937
      @cappin6937 7 лет назад +7

      hahaha

    • @saitsebastian2424
      @saitsebastian2424 7 лет назад +7

      CappinKiwi dude I was going to say the same thing hahahaha

    • @cappin6937
      @cappin6937 7 лет назад +28

      like what does it even have to do with pizza? xD

    • @chimpaflimp
      @chimpaflimp 7 лет назад +47

      They're leather chefs' clogs; look at the trousers, they're chequered like a traditional chef's uniform.

  • @micahphilson
    @micahphilson 7 лет назад +273

    About the bricks, in older roads, they were layed by hand, of course. Sure, newer roads aren't all that way, but in most older brick roads, like down the center of a very old town, they most likely were layed by hand, and in many places I know, they're still the original bricks, kept with just a small amount of maintenance every once in awhile.
    Still, it's annoying as heck to drive on; they're so bumpy!

    • @ChestersonJack
      @ChestersonJack 7 лет назад +6

      I live around a historical area, and there's tons of bricks laid on the sidewalk in town with little memorials imprinted onto each brick. Each one has a different name and date. The memorialized bricks are basically scattered about town, lain in with the other, normal ones. But there are areas where it's just a large area of names on the ground

    • @keineahnung5793
      @keineahnung5793 7 лет назад +3

      Micah Philson try driving in Puerto Vallarta Mexico,they are more like boulders.

    • @justpikl2073
      @justpikl2073 7 лет назад +6

      Micah Philson back in my days there were no bricks xD

    • @dennisbruins4524
      @dennisbruins4524 7 лет назад +4

      In the netherlands they are stil layed by hand

    • @micahphilson
      @micahphilson 7 лет назад

      Defensor, haha, my mom once visited there, I'll have to ask her if she remembers that!

  • @Unevenedge
    @Unevenedge 5 лет назад +8

    Ever since a particular episode of Farscape influenced me during college, I have proceeded through life from a position of assumed ignorance.The only thing I am certain of is that I don't know everything. Thus, I am often surprised by previous assumptions being turned on their heads, at the same time I find myself delighted to be corrected, until I am corrected again and therefor delighted once more.
    Thank you for some delightful information.

  • @abcpenn2788
    @abcpenn2788 7 лет назад +1076

    Um i always knew pineapples weren't grown on trees.

    • @worstplayer8204
      @worstplayer8204 7 лет назад +1

      same here lol

    • @sodical6507
      @sodical6507 7 лет назад +30

      Ill be honest I hadn't a clue where pineapples grew

    • @seanroberts1157
      @seanroberts1157 7 лет назад +3

      I grew up in florida and my best friend grows pineapples

    • @Grey_Warden_Invasion
      @Grey_Warden_Invasion 7 лет назад +4

      I always thought they grow closer to the ground than they actually are - like they are actually sitting on the ground.

    • @daph9329
      @daph9329 7 лет назад

      Gabby Miron BILL FCKNG CIPHER!

  • @firewolf0176
    @firewolf0176 6 лет назад +84

    Fun fact! Number 4 has been confirmed to be wrong, as Nintendo confirmed recently that it is his head, and the cartoon is non-canon.

  • @emericswitchyoureawesomean3658
    @emericswitchyoureawesomean3658 7 лет назад +112

    My whole LIFE isn't a lie. Just these details are.

  • @OmolonFluidDynamicsEnjoyer
    @OmolonFluidDynamicsEnjoyer 3 года назад +10

    "Milk in cereal ads is actually glue!"
    The guy who just took a bite: *Something's wrong I can feel it*

  • @Big_Loo
    @Big_Loo 6 лет назад +101

    #5. Not true, the commanding officer of any ship is called Captain, regardless of his actual rank.
    #1 The tape is used where the markings are temporary, like in construction zones. They usually paint the markings.

    • @kaniki6978
      @kaniki6978 6 лет назад +6

      Not true.. I have seen those tape ones used many times.. But they are usually used in places where paint would get worn off fast due to traffic wearing them down.. places like the multiple white lines where you are supposed to stop at a red light, and even a lot of arrows to tell you it is a turning lane.. But again, these are area that are usually "very" high traffic.. Not your everyday side road, or on very old blacktop.. But I did get a laugh at his "could you imagine how long this would take trying to paint this" comment to the handicapped sign.. Uh.. Lay the stencil down, spray paint over it, pick the stencil up, done.. Yup.. Really hard.. lol
      PS.. Those stencils they sell are not that expensive (considering all the work that they save), and are made out of plastic, so definitely reusable for hundreds of times..

    • @Silentkiller2131
      @Silentkiller2131 6 лет назад

      I mean, the whole parking of a store where I work was painted with this type of tape, also, he said lots of what you two said in the end of the video.

    • @FlowerBearTTV
      @FlowerBearTTV 6 лет назад +1

      BigLoo thank you

    • @xander8574
      @xander8574 6 лет назад

      BigLoo OOF

    • @hallett73
      @hallett73 6 лет назад

      nope cuz he dozent drive a ship so he is a camander

  • @maryamnubat6253
    @maryamnubat6253 7 лет назад +53

    Wait
    MY LIFE IS A LIE?

  • @FactHubREAL
    @FactHubREAL 7 лет назад +1712

    The green ninjas remind me of Idubbbz

  • @jamesmasters3316
    @jamesmasters3316 5 лет назад +58

    You asked how hard is it to lay out the handicap symbol? It's not, I used a stencil. Paint. And boom. Done.
    All these thing are common sense knowledge.

    • @drugansltd4344
      @drugansltd4344 4 года назад

      Most the world are growing up behind a screen, common sense comes from life experience not screen time.
      Hence why hs&e has gone so mad because the idiot generation think they can press restart

    • @kimberlyshifflett2372
      @kimberlyshifflett2372 4 года назад

      I free handed the one in my mother in law's small restaurant she had years ago...it wasn't exactly like the stenciled ones but pretty damn close

    • @toxic6015
      @toxic6015 4 года назад

      Exactly!

  • @edison4236
    @edison4236 7 лет назад +556

    Models use fans? Don't think so.
    Pineapples grown in trees? Not a chance.
    Hotel? Trivago.

    • @theweakbeast7833
      @theweakbeast7833 7 лет назад +2

      Lmao

    • @ClaimedPigs
      @ClaimedPigs 7 лет назад +9

      Fufufluffy18 AJ This one was so shit, nice try though 👍🏼

    • @cutepanda8960
      @cutepanda8960 7 лет назад +3

      HAHAHA I died laughing😂

    • @markrichardson2512
      @markrichardson2512 7 лет назад +3

      I haven't given it any thought at all, because I'm not a fucking stoner who sits at home wondering how pineapples grow

    • @mk-xs8cc
      @mk-xs8cc 7 лет назад +3

      Fufufluffy18 AJ 😂😂

  • @dreamcatcher7995
    @dreamcatcher7995 7 лет назад +39

    The green ninjas look like iduubz

  • @reannastorm1405
    @reannastorm1405 7 лет назад +294

    This. This is why I have trust issues.

    • @vurhn2009
      @vurhn2009 7 лет назад

      Same too, I couldn't trust my family, nor my friends unless they're too suspicious

    • @NinjahDuk
      @NinjahDuk 7 лет назад +3

      Reanna Gomez I've actually seen the pavement thing happen over the course of a few days while walking past a driveway on my way to and from school.

    • @kevinawptistic1979
      @kevinawptistic1979 7 лет назад

      Reanna Gomez iii

  • @nrmc784
    @nrmc784 5 лет назад +6

    That brick laying machine is amazing. I knew they were stenciled most of the time but that thing still is incredible.

  • @schar1024
    @schar1024 7 лет назад +184

    There is also roadtape with bumps on it. This way you hear when your tire is driving on the roadmark, this is so loud (when no music is overtuning it), that it can wake people that get asleep while driving.

    • @MrRedacto
      @MrRedacto 7 лет назад +4

      loudness1024 I always wondered how they got all those bumps under the paint

    • @muksotus
      @muksotus 7 лет назад +2

      Hmm. Let's tape the roads at the home, grocery, etc... So we wake up at the destination 💡

    • @jakewinner8446
      @jakewinner8446 7 лет назад +13

      The loud vibrating sound from veering off the road, is cause by an imprinted pattern on the asphalt.

    • @tylercollins4178
      @tylercollins4178 7 лет назад +4

      loudness1024 there called rumble strips

    • @SonOfSimp1142
      @SonOfSimp1142 7 лет назад +5

      Tyler Collins I've always called them "drunk bumps"

  • @texangaming567
    @texangaming567 7 лет назад +134

    Military nerd here. On the subject of the captain crunch, fun fact commanders in a navy can be considered captains. I know that it is common practice in the US Navy, for the captain of the ship to not be a captain in rank, but the crew of said ship will still refer to that person as captain anyway. So the crunch isn't technically lying if he has his own ship.

    • @ComradeTiki
      @ComradeTiki 7 лет назад +1

      Military nerd here, ^ it's true. For instance, the Captain on a US submarine is still CDR.

    • @lilricky2515
      @lilricky2515 7 лет назад

      Well, it's true most submarine captains are commanders, but there are some actual Captain Captains. :)

    • @bond1j89
      @bond1j89 7 лет назад

      Captain-commandant is a company grade of commissioned officer rank in the air component, land component, the old Belgian Gendarmerie and medical component of the Belgian Armed Forces. A kapitein-commandant (Dutch) or capitaine-commandant (French) ranks directly above a captain and immediately under a major. Officers of this rank usually serve in staff functions or more rarely as small unit commanders (squadron, company). The insignia are three pips under a narrow stripe for the land component, three blue stripes with navy curl for the air component and three gold stripes with navy curl for the medical component. In the naval component, the rank is called luitenant ter zee eerste klasse or Lieutenant de vaisseau de première classe ("ship-of-the-line lieutenant first class"), and the insignia is two and a half gold stripes with a naval curl. Captain-commandant is typically a rank for officers who did not pass the examination to become a major.

    • @Taxi_for_takeoff
      @Taxi_for_takeoff 7 лет назад

      bond1j89 Commander and Captain are field grade in the US Navy and USCG.

    • @Taxi_for_takeoff
      @Taxi_for_takeoff 7 лет назад +1

      Exactly. I was US Navy for 9 years (until 2016). Majority of ship Captains are actually LCDR or CDR's. rarely will you rind an actual captain be captain of a ship unless its huge like a carrier. Most Captain CO's are large unit CO's which aren't ships.

  • @Dud3itsj3ff
    @Dud3itsj3ff 7 лет назад +28

    I definitely had to stack all those towels when I worked at bed bath and beyond.

    • @hescobar6906
      @hescobar6906 6 лет назад +1

      Dude Itsjeff exactly I think only the top two rows had the sponge the rest we had to fold and stack 🤦🏻‍♀️ it was literally an all day event lol and we had to fold them a specific way so they were all uniform

  • @reiblex1014
    @reiblex1014 5 лет назад +77

    “Milk is not the only white stuff in the bowl”
    Me:oh no
    Brain:oh yes

  • @MatsBengtsson
    @MatsBengtsson 7 лет назад +103

    Im just here to read all the negative comments.

  • @mahmudd8280
    @mahmudd8280 7 лет назад +256

    who tf thought that toad had a brain tumor wtf?

    • @bekfestclub6835
      @bekfestclub6835 7 лет назад +2

      iMahmoud I watch the show

    • @sephrimsans3705
      @sephrimsans3705 7 лет назад +3

      not suprised and also luigis mustache looks like a bra

    • @idahollis9938
      @idahollis9938 7 лет назад +1

      I thought he was either a humanized mushroom or had a hat

  • @youreverydayfidgespinner3783
    @youreverydayfidgespinner3783 7 лет назад +655

    My life isn't a lie. However, this video is.

    • @benirae9006
      @benirae9006 7 лет назад +24

      I agree, but your channel name suggests you are young.

    • @Constantinople-qx3bk
      @Constantinople-qx3bk 7 лет назад +19

      Ben Null his channel suggests sarcasm and memes, your reply suggests you are an 11 year old who thinks he's smart.

    • @benirae9006
      @benirae9006 7 лет назад +10

      True. I'm 13. I've had "Epic Cookie" since I was 11, I've change it though.
      There are HEAPS of 11, 12 and 13 year old kids who think they are practically adults. I know I'm not a adult or that smart.

    • @dalienhowlter8310
      @dalienhowlter8310 7 лет назад +18

      Ben Null thats the most mature thing ive ever heard a 13 year old say....

    • @benirae9006
      @benirae9006 7 лет назад +8

      I thought my comment through, but my first comment I didn't, you can probably tell. Most 13 year old kids just comment without thinking (sometimes I'm guilty of it) and it results in a very poorly written comment.

  • @sadslug8394
    @sadslug8394 5 лет назад +39

    Me: looking for some content to make me feel good
    Be amazed: YOUR LIFE IS A LIE

  • @makerman6229
    @makerman6229 7 лет назад +604

    The Mario cartoon isn’t canon so that on what you said of toad isn’t true

    • @lukedassonville4399
      @lukedassonville4399 7 лет назад +24

      Thank you! I thought none noticed except for me!

    • @logantranchemontagne356
      @logantranchemontagne356 7 лет назад +15

      Maker Man I agree just watch game theory and you will know what I meen

    • @amyhoard1222
      @amyhoard1222 7 лет назад +9

      I never considered whether it was part of Toad's head or a hat, prob cause it makes no difference it's just 1 of the more cute character in Super Mario series.

    • @squarerootof2
      @squarerootof2 7 лет назад +3

      But it does make him look toooler!.

    • @tinaroberts9692
      @tinaroberts9692 7 лет назад +8

      Omg finally some one noticed about toads head the cartoon isn't cannon every one hear whatch game theory!!!!!!!

  • @Fishing-RC-Florida
    @Fishing-RC-Florida 7 лет назад +225

    That's 10 minutes I'm never getting back
    For thing I have heard in other videos

    • @Frankz245
      @Frankz245 7 лет назад +7

      so why you comment? u wasted more 10 seconds of yourlife that u never get back. Its your fault if you watch the video, u clicked on that video.

    • @abc123836
      @abc123836 7 лет назад +3

      Dipfed Camaro well your life is worthless anyways, so no big deal

    • @ballsackfarter87
      @ballsackfarter87 7 лет назад +7

      abc123836 holy shit calm down guys

    • @jandroid33
      @jandroid33 7 лет назад +2

      Watch at 2x speed. I did that.

    • @DJ-sz2uw
      @DJ-sz2uw 7 лет назад

      then use 10 minutes to read a fkin book stop living on RUclips fkin loser

  • @zukizumi5928
    @zukizumi5928 7 лет назад +248

    Do those Green Ninjas earn more money than those actors?

    • @Inflake
      @Inflake 7 лет назад +12

      Exotical Gaming damn. question of the year

    • @huneylove5
      @huneylove5 7 лет назад +9

      Actually the green suit ninjas are the Illuminati. Its a way to say they control all elements of entertainment and nature like wind without us ever being the wiser. All the while being in every single movie and us never knowing it.

    • @pikinachu9850
      @pikinachu9850 7 лет назад +1

      Exotical Gaming of course not

    • @LoLeanderx
      @LoLeanderx 7 лет назад +9

      Exotical Gaming Those are just Power Ranger Genjis.

    • @sarahb3nyakar
      @sarahb3nyakar 7 лет назад +1

      Exotical Gaming I hope

  • @danniemclendon1182
    @danniemclendon1182 6 лет назад +5

    As a former Navy man I think you should consider that though "Captain" Crunch may carry the rank of Commander he may also in fact be a Captain if he commands a base or ship. Naval Commanders regularly command smaller ships where they are always called "Skipper" or "Captain" by the crew because of that role. Thanks.

    • @AnthonyTanTaro2008
      @AnthonyTanTaro2008 Год назад +1

      So, “Skipper The Penguin” from MadAgasCar” is a “commander captain”

  • @paulhillbeats
    @paulhillbeats 6 лет назад +156

    This video shows all signs of clickbait and cheapness:
    1. There are green check marks and red x’s in the thumbnail.
    2. The video is 2 seconds over 10 minutes.

    • @TheDutchGuy110
      @TheDutchGuy110 6 лет назад +7

      watch until half the video
      go back a page
      return to the video and click to where you left off
      bam no views for trash like this

    • @coffiestar1743
      @coffiestar1743 6 лет назад +2

      TheDutchGuy110 I watch these type of videos on my ps vita. I get 0 advertisement and I oddly don't get counted as a view. I have to rewatch a video 10 times to be counted as one view.

    • @siredquinn
      @siredquinn 6 лет назад +6

      ew, fortnite.

    • @MrKo1233
      @MrKo1233 6 лет назад +5

      TheDutchGuy110 That's not how youtube video views work, as soon as you click on a video you get counted as a view

    • @stixstixy
      @stixstixy 6 лет назад

      Ugandan Knuckles Blue ew dead meme

  • @mikhailsenarillos8742
    @mikhailsenarillos8742 7 лет назад +615

    #2
    People actually believe that Pineapples are grown on trees? HAHAHAHAHA

  • @TheSwordOfPalestine
    @TheSwordOfPalestine 7 лет назад +47

    Painting the grass 😂😂😂😂

  • @BaconDanglers
    @BaconDanglers 5 лет назад +21

    When I worked as an engineer I spent alot of time on construction sites or warehouse sites, ive seen plenty of paths done by hand, some are done by machine but I've definitely seen more bricks laid on the ground by hand.

  • @galigon3812
    @galigon3812 7 лет назад +37

    The toad one is wrong. The Tv show is noncanon. Simply put, it is not true.

    • @Uub27
      @Uub27 7 лет назад +1

      Pizzadude 12345 Ikr i was like BOI thats the show, the show is noncanon and toad is his own species much like yoshi is of his species

  • @SirFloofy001
    @SirFloofy001 6 лет назад +199

    7:30 thats not how those machines work. You still need people to lay the bricks, all this machine does is allow you to lay brick while standing up. Its DOES NOT lay brick by itself.

    • @ParadigmUnkn0wn
      @ParadigmUnkn0wn 6 лет назад +15

      Yep, lets you have a team of guys laying brick while standing essentially in one place on that platform on the front as the machine is advanced slowly.

    • @lianwhite3546
      @lianwhite3546 6 лет назад

      Wow

    • @rickypen
      @rickypen 6 лет назад +12

      So it's just a giant spine and knee saving aparatus?

    • @SirFloofy001
      @SirFloofy001 6 лет назад +3

      @@rickypen Yup

    • @bigbootycasino2470
      @bigbootycasino2470 6 лет назад

      Bricks *

  • @scorchx3000
    @scorchx3000 3 года назад +16

    If Commander Crunch has his own personal ship, then hes a Captain. Hes a civilian captain.

    • @darkwalkermyth
      @darkwalkermyth 3 года назад +2

      Even if in the U.S. Navy, and a Commander in command of their vessel, they are referred to as Captain.

  • @shwoodle5487
    @shwoodle5487 6 лет назад +40

    "They use green paint" shows green slime.

    • @pandapowers5308
      @pandapowers5308 6 лет назад +1

      Shwoodle I was looking for this comment 😂

  • @avxnash
    @avxnash 6 лет назад +252

    Who tf believes pineapples grow on trees and under water???????

    • @payattention3022
      @payattention3022 6 лет назад +35

      Of course no one believes that crap, we all know they grow in grocery stores, jeez

    • @ziadsback
      @ziadsback 6 лет назад +6

      @@payattention3022 😂😂

    • @jugmbh6697
      @jugmbh6697 6 лет назад +2

      AM productionZ Not me

    • @spacewhale8279
      @spacewhale8279 6 лет назад +6

      AM productionZ No one this channel is full of shit.

    • @emilyecstatic3020
      @emilyecstatic3020 6 лет назад +3

      Grow-cery store would likely fool a child 😂😂more

  • @Buildosaurus
    @Buildosaurus 6 лет назад +560

    I always eat my cereal with glue

    • @xander8574
      @xander8574 6 лет назад +6

      MMMMMMHHHH!!!!

    • @Andrew-ei7xm
      @Andrew-ei7xm 6 лет назад +5

      ew

    • @KasiaWesoek
      @KasiaWesoek 6 лет назад +1

      LEGOSAURUS lmao

    • @RileyPrice42
      @RileyPrice42 6 лет назад +11

      Look at my name. This video ruined it for me

    • @Theyluvvspook
      @Theyluvvspook 6 лет назад +4

      Same cereal it ruined it for me I might be sick I just ate cereal before watching this 😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😩😩😡🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢

  • @adamb89
    @adamb89 5 лет назад +6

    #5 Captain Crunch may be a Commander (O5) by rank, but could still be in command of a destroyer or frigate. The officer in command of a ship in the Navy is referred to as Captain, regardless of what their actual rank is. So calling him Captain Crunch is still perfectly valid. Of course you could also call him Skipper Crunch, but that has less of a ring to it.

  • @gingakidsgo
    @gingakidsgo 7 лет назад +61

    ...well this just wasted 10 minutes of my time...i knew all of this

    • @america7240
      @america7240 7 лет назад

      HIimAnonymous! A same ;-;

    • @PainStarrr
      @PainStarrr 7 лет назад

      HIimAnonymous! Woah youre smart i absolutely envy you.

    • @mattbenson5250
      @mattbenson5250 7 лет назад +1

      congrats?

  • @marleykingston2419
    @marleykingston2419 7 лет назад +94

    You will not ruin my childhood with your Toad stories.

  • @jbaez4914
    @jbaez4914 7 лет назад +69

    6th grade science teacher, *"Mitochondria isnt the powerhouse of the cell"*
    *Brain explodes*

    • @Stephanie-gh6hl
      @Stephanie-gh6hl 7 лет назад +22

      Game Fire Mitochondria isn't the *lower house of the cell* but its the *powerhouse of the cell*

    • @DimmVargr
      @DimmVargr 7 лет назад +1

      **are*

    • @Stephanie-gh6hl
      @Stephanie-gh6hl 7 лет назад

      Dimm Vargr what?

    • @DimmVargr
      @DimmVargr 7 лет назад +5

      _Mitochondria_ is the plural form of _mitochondrion._

    • @Stephanie-gh6hl
      @Stephanie-gh6hl 7 лет назад

      Dimm Vargr okay whatever but in school we often use mitochondria not mitochondrion, but we sometimes use mitochondrion

  • @ericgrapher2607
    @ericgrapher2607 5 лет назад +14

    The commanding officer (CO) onboard a ship is called the captain, regardless of rank. Capt Crunch can be the captain.

    • @buddybonbutt7510
      @buddybonbutt7510 5 лет назад +1

      But he's talking about his rank solely not position

    • @jacklow9611
      @jacklow9611 4 года назад

      I agree, since he is the highest ranking of his ship, so he's the captain, despite his actual rank. Since he's a fictional character, it's a rather moot point, anyway.

  • @ojaskulkarni9991
    @ojaskulkarni9991 7 лет назад +147

    At 9:37 in the background, it actually said 'England is my city'.
    How creative the comment is...

    • @marleykingston2419
      @marleykingston2419 7 лет назад +5

      Elevate it says England is not a city.

    • @iceflake7853
      @iceflake7853 7 лет назад +8

      +Marley Kingston A reply to that comment says 'England is my city'.

    • @jared5141
      @jared5141 7 лет назад +2

      Marley Kingston England is a city in Arkansas

    • @brettdupuis3823
      @brettdupuis3823 7 лет назад

      So

    • @mr.maniac6880
      @mr.maniac6880 7 лет назад +3

      The comment actually says, "England is not a city" Bolded and in all caps.

  • @tobinbones8577
    @tobinbones8577 7 лет назад +35

    My friends mom worked at an advertising place and when they were taking pictures of a burger and when they wanted it to look smokey they told some employee smoking a cigarette to stand behind the burger and wave it around to create smoke

    • @surroundsoundfreak13
      @surroundsoundfreak13 7 лет назад +4

      #1 Whovian \{•-•}/ Not a bad idea. I use incense sticks because you can control the smoke more better. I also have my assistant use a light reflector to crate the "hair in the wind" effect.

    • @flameshoter6
      @flameshoter6 7 лет назад +3

      it is pretty crazy to see how these pictures are taken. These group of guys from a couple months ago create a picture from in front of a tv. The way it was lit, and the position of the person, seemed like the one person could have really been at a football game.

    • @tobinbones8577
      @tobinbones8577 7 лет назад +1

      caleb bergmann
      That is only one of many methods
      And ate you calling me and my friend a liar

    • @tobinbones8577
      @tobinbones8577 7 лет назад +1

      Vysair
      I haven't seen any of those videos but ok

  • @srr486
    @srr486 6 лет назад +110

    Actually, nintendo themselves have said that its not a hat on toad, it's his head.

    • @curiouscork6302
      @curiouscork6302 6 лет назад +11

      The show is not canonical

    • @SSSW.o
      @SSSW.o 6 лет назад +6

      its non cannon

    • @top10k.
      @top10k. 6 лет назад +3

      👍

    • @jonathanfoster5787
      @jonathanfoster5787 6 лет назад +3

      S.T.U.M.P you are very smart. for that , I will give u a Coca-Cola and a like😁🍵

    • @B0nelesz
      @B0nelesz 5 лет назад +1

      Finally someone who looks at the Nintendo switch news. Legit confirmed it's it's head by the creator of mario

  • @EddCraigYouTube
    @EddCraigYouTube 4 года назад +3

    Spray painted green grass was a surprise 😁😀

  • @philipdale1358
    @philipdale1358 6 лет назад +100

    The title of CAPTAIN is granted to any officer in COMMAND of a Ship. No matter what his actual rank maybe.

    • @niihaa.
      @niihaa. 6 лет назад +2

      Commanders are technically Captains right?

    • @philipdale1358
      @philipdale1358 6 лет назад +4

      Actually 5 Ranks , BUT Admiral of The Fleet, Admiral, Vice Admiral, Rear Admiral and Commodore are still TECHNICALLY the Captain whilst in command of a SINGLE ship. It is more likely that they would be on board the "FLAG SHIP" where they would not be in command of the ship but in command of the FLEET ie more than one. The Officer in COMMAND of the Flag Ship is still the Captain.

    • @StoneD1701
      @StoneD1701 6 лет назад +6

      In the US, naval officers rank, from lowest to highest: Ensign, Lieutenant (Junior Grade), Lieutenant, Lt. Commander, Commander, Captain then the so-called Flag ranks: Rear Admiral, Vice Admiral, Admiral etc. I might have 'RA' & 'VA' reversed - never could keep them straight.

    • @Ni999
      @Ni999 6 лет назад +2

      Flag ranks - Rear Admiral (lower half), Rear Admiral (upper half), Vice Admiral, and Admiral, ranked in order from 1 to 4 stars. There's also the 5 star Fleet Admiral but that's rare, I think WW2 was the last time for that.

    • @VampyreBarbie
      @VampyreBarbie 6 лет назад

      @@StoneD1701 what about Chief? My father was in the USN for 20 yrs . Retired as a Chief Petty Officer

  • @alexandrosg.1172
    @alexandrosg.1172 7 лет назад +484

    wtf who was thinking that pineapples grow on trees?!

  • @Eric91611
    @Eric91611 7 лет назад +293

    I work in retail and we fold all the towels.. this video is bs

    • @awesomestuff9715
      @awesomestuff9715 7 лет назад +1

      +Micah Nungesser me nether

    • @amycrescione5880
      @amycrescione5880 7 лет назад +15

      Eric91611 I worked at Bed Bath and Beyond in CA. This is definitely true.

    • @taylordcraig
      @taylordcraig 7 лет назад +12

      I was about to say... every department store in Vancouver has stacks of towels. Retail space is too expensive to pull that.

    • @SealandRoyal
      @SealandRoyal 7 лет назад +2

      Micah Nungesser depends where because from where I'm from they're all folded

    • @zaribaybee6710
      @zaribaybee6710 7 лет назад +2

      Eric91611 it's not like he said every store does this. But it is true because I have seen that foam with towels in some stores

  • @jacklow9611
    @jacklow9611 4 года назад +2

    In some areas, painting the lines on the road is the most efficient/safest way to make the lines. Using the painting machines does not require closing down a stretch of road/street, it does not need to have an extensively large crew and is generally less expensive to the jurisdiction hiring the workers, or the company hired to do the work. Even though the paint isn't as 'tough' as the tape, it is still used extensively in the upper midwest/plains states, as the tape is much more expensive than paint. The paint colors have been pretty much standardized by now, so no exact mixing of colors is needed.

  • @acidpossum2126
    @acidpossum2126 7 лет назад +892

    I'm quite sure that everybody knows pineapples grow on bushes

    • @alienshroomhead7203
      @alienshroomhead7203 7 лет назад +7

      Mine Fussel no i actually found out last month when i saw a baby pinapple growing on a stem in my friends neighborhood

    • @lazuligamez3513
      @lazuligamez3513 7 лет назад +8

      I did not know that 0.0

    • @satu.satuduaempat.dualima4627
      @satu.satuduaempat.dualima4627 7 лет назад +4

      yeah agree 😂 theres a lot on my backyard
      an to regrow them, just cut the top of the fruit and plant it 😂

    • @caiheang
      @caiheang 7 лет назад +3

      And somehow Durians and Coconuts grow on trees D: Pretty counter-intuitive unless you already knew it factually.

    • @nicolelikeshetalia2614
      @nicolelikeshetalia2614 7 лет назад +2

      Mine Fussel everyone should know

  • @62805
    @62805 6 лет назад +20

    I loved the "Cap'n Crunch is an imposter"

    • @85set05
      @85set05 6 лет назад

      Stranger Things yeah, but it make s the assumption that the captain is part of the us military and not some breakfast land navy.

    • @djpro1782
      @djpro1782 6 лет назад +3

      the vast majority of Captains of Naval Vessels hold the rank of Commander. So he is NOT an imposter.

  • @29dejesusjoshuaemmanuelle57
    @29dejesusjoshuaemmanuelle57 7 лет назад +38

    If Toad's the protector in the castle, why can't he just save peach himself to save Mario the trouble?

  • @BenSherwood77
    @BenSherwood77 4 года назад

    The automatic tomato dispenser on industrial pizza dough.. "I actually like it.." 😱😱😱 Mammmma miaaaaa!!! 🤯🤯🤯🤦‍♂️🇮🇹

  • @flippers6767
    @flippers6767 7 лет назад +71

    In Russia, you don't prove life is a lie, Life proves YOU are a lie!

  • @aquamage9788
    @aquamage9788 7 лет назад +126

    Guys, make a video called Top ten times we HAVEN'T used clickbait. Oh wait...

    • @amyhoard1222
      @amyhoard1222 7 лет назад +1

      Seems even more of a challenge if they tried namining the top 10 clickbaits since it runs rampant on RUclips.

    • @daveyhi3154
      @daveyhi3154 7 лет назад +1

      They did but nobody clicked on it.

    • @BradenBest
      @BradenBest 7 лет назад +8

      This video isn't technically clickbait. The title's patronizing, but the road tape in the thumbnail _does_ happen in the video.

    • @YourMom-dm2vx
      @YourMom-dm2vx 7 лет назад +2

      Savage

    • @MrPianoMan
      @MrPianoMan 7 лет назад +6

      Aquamage 97 true... I can see where your coming from. although this time the thumbnail had perfect use in the video, but most of the world still use paint. also he showed a paint brush which could be misleading. but I suppose all youtubers do it in a respectable way so they can earn views to earn money.

  • @SamPanamaOfficial
    @SamPanamaOfficial 7 лет назад +26

    When they photograph Ice Cream, they use colored mashed potatos.

  • @AEM.526
    @AEM.526 5 лет назад +9

    Well toad’s entry is debatable because the show was confirmed to be non-cannon and as far as I know that was the only time toad was shown taking off his mushroom, so in theory toad’s mushroom is his head

  • @yermoffroad
    @yermoffroad 7 лет назад +90

    I don't know where you got your info on the road painting stuff but 99.9% of the time roadmarkings it's painted and blowtorched to dry the paint. They also just use stencils for the arrows and handicap signs... and any place that snows would have to plow the roads and that shit would just get peeled up tape.

    • @TylerStrandlie
      @TylerStrandlie 7 лет назад +1

      FoodTech Yeremy your wrong they don't use blow torches it's illgal to do they paint by a walk behind sprayers

    • @justinbboyd6139
      @justinbboyd6139 7 лет назад +3

      The paint that is used dries fast when it come out if the line striping machine there is no reason to have to speed dry it with torches.

    • @mrx-7gaming270
      @mrx-7gaming270 7 лет назад

      Is true

    • @magik9155
      @magik9155 7 лет назад +8

      Actually this video is right, you get pre- rolls of tape of which you cut to a certain length then roll out and heat using a so called flame thrower to the ground. No using this flame thrower is not illegal as it is needed for the lines to melt to the ground. I am from the uk and a road worker myself.

    • @DailYxDosE
      @DailYxDosE 7 лет назад +5

      DontRageBroYT must be a U.K. Thing. I live in USA and I've seen them paint the road.

  • @Sofia-nc1tu
    @Sofia-nc1tu 6 лет назад +290

    who didn't know that pineapples don't grow in trees lol

    • @kenzieberumen3578
      @kenzieberumen3578 6 лет назад +2

      Me. Nvm read you comment wrong I knew that

    • @shrimp-v-9075
      @shrimp-v-9075 6 лет назад +12

      I am 9 yrs. old and I know pineapples don't grow on trees since I was 4.😑

    • @scootsmcgoots
      @scootsmcgoots 6 лет назад +6

      Honestly, I had no idea. Lmao.

    • @MATAM29
      @MATAM29 6 лет назад +1

      No

    • @gregsilverman3929
      @gregsilverman3929 6 лет назад +3

      i knew that they didn't grow on trees but i didn't know where they grew

  • @bluegamer4214
    @bluegamer4214 7 лет назад +15

    Ice cream commercials and advertisements use food colored mash potato to make it more appealing

    • @jimmyr545
      @jimmyr545 7 лет назад +1

      Anonymous Prime in the US the thing you're selling has to be the actual product in the ad. In the cereal commercial they aren't selling milk.

  • @josepharroyo6105
    @josepharroyo6105 3 года назад +1

    That bass in the background is groovin'.

  • @kriz9960
    @kriz9960 7 лет назад +75

    why does toad have fidget spinners on his wheels

    • @kcviin
      @kcviin 7 лет назад +1

      Kriz i just noticed that 🤦‍♂️

  • @GeeWayTheLemon
    @GeeWayTheLemon 7 лет назад +449

    wait
    who thought pineapples grew on trees?

  • @SomeDumbRandomUser
    @SomeDumbRandomUser 7 лет назад +59

    The Brick-Machine was a new invention in the Netherlands and it existed only 3 of them in 2014. Since then (and in Germany still commonly) people lay Bricks by hand!

    • @KingCarrotRL
      @KingCarrotRL 7 лет назад +9

      Don't the bricks need to be aligned by hand even with the machine?

    • @pradoni
      @pradoni 7 лет назад

      +saedin i dont think so

    • @nolansykinsley3734
      @nolansykinsley3734 7 лет назад

      There have been several different style automatic brick laying machines around for a decade or so now.

    • @nolansykinsley3734
      @nolansykinsley3734 7 лет назад

      For that machine, yes, they have people lining up the bricks. They have other machines on the front of a bobcat now that pick up layers of bricks from a pallet and lay them all down at once, just one person driving the bobcat and one person to align the brick. It does about 4x4 foot patches in one go, and only needs manual labor to place 2 interconnecting bricks.

    • @Soulrider2012
      @Soulrider2012 7 лет назад

      The ones I have seen on TV or in videos, yes, even with the machines they have people standing there putting the bricks in the particular pattern on the machine where they down a chute and the machine lays them down in that pattern. They don't just dump them in a hopper and let the machine do the pattern. I'm sure it's possible, I've just never seen a machine that does that.

  • @Shazistic
    @Shazistic 4 года назад +6

    Success isn't just about what you accomplish in your life; it's about what you inspire others to do.
    -The Shades ❤

  • @0bAm3
    @0bAm3 7 лет назад +31

    omg they use glue instead of milk on cereal brands my life is a lie now.

    • @chrome1018
      @chrome1018 7 лет назад

      0bAm3 same I can't believe glue is on milk now This is just stupit...

    • @chai1988
      @chai1988 7 лет назад

      Ya'll never knew that? I figured that out when I was 10

  • @izoagulan2010
    @izoagulan2010 6 лет назад +316

    I live in Asia and I know that pineapples don't grow in Trees

    • @nicolevalencia3095
      @nicolevalencia3095 6 лет назад +3

      Izo Agulan I also live in Asia and know this

    • @jjustine4525
      @jjustine4525 6 лет назад +1

      Izo Agulan yea

    • @rc_youtubeaccount1331
      @rc_youtubeaccount1331 6 лет назад +7

      people with basic observation would realize the thick and coarse core of pineapple can no way connect to tree branches, so it must grow on the ground…but i guess some snowflakes will be proud of their ignorance in the down-to-earth knowlege

    • @just_me_sam_danvin8337
      @just_me_sam_danvin8337 6 лет назад +2

      i don't live in asia. is it nice there?

    • @standardnine
      @standardnine 6 лет назад +7

      I already knew this because im filipino

  • @flapperfx.5214
    @flapperfx.5214 7 лет назад +752

    People thought pineapples grew on trees?

    • @alex6lee358
      @alex6lee358 7 лет назад

      ikr

    • @lordbees4289
      @lordbees4289 7 лет назад +5

      flapperfx. lol he's the only one.

    • @Makkenji_
      @Makkenji_ 7 лет назад +8

      I just never thought about where they grew 😂 lol idk I just forgot about them but I eat them.

    • @DavidWCPF
      @DavidWCPF 7 лет назад +4

      flapperfx. i blame sponge Bob

    • @LegoMcbeebs
      @LegoMcbeebs 7 лет назад +8

      actually in spongebob he buys them in a can and its like a party can.

  • @andypitz1
    @andypitz1 2 года назад +1

    I might be late to this party but it really sounds like James Acaster talking here

  • @dubwavy6386
    @dubwavy6386 6 лет назад +91

    6:26 work at an amusement park that make pizzas like this , is it pretty cool till the tube gets clogged

  • @amper8689
    @amper8689 7 лет назад +59

    toad IS a mushroom the super mario bors. super show is not canon

  • @craig147680
    @craig147680 7 лет назад +15

    Any officer who is the Commanding Officer of a ship is called the Captain regardless of rank.

  • @77tropic
    @77tropic 4 года назад

    I used to be a purchasing agent for a road construction company in Florida. When the striping and signage company "painted" the lines on the road, it wasn't paint that they used. It's melted thermoplastic. If they were painting lines on a highway, then they used a big truck. Looks like paint spraying onto the road but it's melted plastic. Immediately behind the sprayer is an applicator that puts a layer of ground up glass on the melted plastic while it's still "wet". For smaller things like arrows or stop lines, they use a push cart that also dispenenses melted thermoplastic and glass dust. Of course there are many places, including Florida, where all of those things are done with actual paint or by melting plastic tape with a torch. You can tell the difference by looking closely at the finished product. Just don't look closely during rush hour :)

  • @patrickstar7700
    @patrickstar7700 7 лет назад +72

    Wait.... hello kitty has a gender? *Mind blown*

    • @chaos.corner
      @chaos.corner 7 лет назад +1

      Hello Kitty is not a cat. Might have seen that on this channel.

  • @_WillCAD_
    @_WillCAD_ 7 лет назад +87

    Captain is a rank in the US Navy (and others around the world), but it's also a TITLE accorded to anyone who commands a vessel at sea, military or civilian. It's pretty common for US Navy ship Captains to be ranks other than captain - such as commander. And civilians who command ships are also called Captain.
    Rank and position are two separate things.

    • @jamesfowley4114
      @jamesfowley4114 7 лет назад +5

      If a commander (rank) is in command of a ship, go ahead and call him Captain. If an admiral commands a ship do not call him Captain. You would be very sorry of you did.

    • @2adamast
      @2adamast 7 лет назад

      The flag captain is in command of the ship, the admiral will command the group of ships, each its own.

    • @ilikemusicalot5
      @ilikemusicalot5 7 лет назад

      True

  • @fgvcosmic6752
    @fgvcosmic6752 7 лет назад +33

    The toads hat is NOT CANON!!!

  • @mdes0819
    @mdes0819 4 года назад +6

    captian crunch is an impostor. me: starts emergency meeting. captian crunch: gets voted out. captian crunch was an imposter. and the crew mates win.

  • @DnaNatureAquatics
    @DnaNatureAquatics 7 лет назад +262

    whom'st tf thought pineapples grew on trees?

  • @kaitlin5519
    @kaitlin5519 6 лет назад +13

    My dad paints roads for his job. I don’t think he even knew about this 😂

    • @Shirey36
      @Shirey36 6 лет назад

      BriKC because they still paint roads...

    • @maxnorris5675
      @maxnorris5675 6 лет назад

      some places still do paint roads, most of the time with trucks with giant vats of paint.

  • @XXIIXIIIXXXIXXXIX
    @XXIIXIIIXXXIXXXIX 6 лет назад +18

    The Toad hat thing has been debunked by Nintendo actually. The Mario Show is not canon.

  • @unaseckler1959
    @unaseckler1959 6 лет назад

    The thing about the thermal activated line markings is that they are extraordinarily slick when wet. They've been responsible for quite a few accidents especially involving motorcycles, bicycles, and even pedestrians.