I’m sorry but the girl saying “do you have health insurance?” And then just the silent cut of a bull man staring deadpan at her is the funniest fucking thing ever
Rhino dude is the type of guy who’d get caught cheating and justify it by wiggling his hips and saying something like “you can’t tame the tiger inside me babe I’m wild, you gotta let me prowl babe.”
Honestly the guy sounds like he’s trying super hard to sound cultured but just ends up coming off as insufferable and the type to ask for sex after a yoga class
Im 100% convinced mick only won the show because nina REALLY wanted to see what kinda weirdo was under the mask💀She def reported him for sexual harrassment after this
as someone who is a makeup/sfx art enthusiast, the prosthetics were done very well. they have a lot of detail put into them and they move well. the question here is whether they should have been done at all because the answer is NO
Rhino dude is a dozen LA stereotypes wrapped up in one annoying dude. They couldn't even resist making him a holistic health practitioner. Ca-flimflam indeed.
@@thishonestgrifter Maybe he went to some party collage in Cali and when he went back to Florida, he acted like party college is real life and so became a huge douche. His friends also didn't stop him because he's rich and they're from Florida...
i feel like the whole “dressing them up to get rid of bias” would be much more successful if they all get put in the same costume/mask so they’re intentionally as close to identical as possible 🤔
rhino guy has definitely done psychedelics and said he got in touch with the universe and has been "forever changed" but really he just felt empathy for the first time
The fact that Mick is a real human who talks and acts this way is so surreal. He's made me feel a whole new level of discomfort, I can't believe Nina chose him 💀
I feel like most people on the show were bad judges of character, which is why they went on the show to find a date in the first place (also for clout). It makes me sad she didn't see thru his BS. I cringe.
Can we talk about the scarecrow in this show though? He wasn't talked about a whole lot but he is the sweetest guy. After he gets eliminated they try to show him a picture of dolphin girl and he pushes it away saying he was only here for the emotional connection. What a guy!
Mick makes me so deeply uncomfortable over like three layers of virtual separation. I cannot fucking imagine how uncomfortable it would be to have to experience him in real life.
How about fucking guns. Like, a fucker fucking walk-in g around with a fuckin gun strapped to his head and shit man. It’s fumcing gonna fucking be cool .
rhino man is the guy who was awkward and nerdy in high school then reinvented himself as cool in college, but he only used, like, teen romance movies from the 90s as reference. yeah reality tv is fake, but i feel like i'm actually watching a very insecure person uncomfortably pretend to be someone they're not and i'm in pain
@@murphthegangster Love Stinks with a broken heart and stench animation for an icon and the play "love stinks... he'll yeah. But to OP, you've cursed this into happening. There's already parties where people exchange dirty shirts to match with B.O. they like. I think they only happened in Britain before COVID.
I feel like Jarvis needs a series called, "Jarvis Watches Garbage" and he can highlight all the Maury/Springer/Bachelor/Love is Blind content he wants.
I want to see a dating show where eldritch horrors are paired and it would be called Lovecraft. Everyone gets the villain edit. If you’re going to have a creepy people on your show, they should all be horrible annoying or creepy, so I don’t feel bad about an innocent person getting caught up in all of it.
The fact that everyone under the prosthetic is conventionnally attractive/hot kind of defeats the purpose of the show for me. -Beauty is only skin deep, thats why we want you to be focused on their personalities instead of their faces -Takes off mask -oh youre conveniently hot, thank god.
Not to mention the masks don't hide other features tied to conventional attractiveness like weight/body hair/height/voice/etc. which similarly defeats the whole point of the show, They're acting like the only reason someone could be rejected is because their personalities don't match when there's so many other things that get in the way of that because of how awful this show's premise and existence is lol
Mantis dude seemed genuinely really nice and like a really cool casual guy…then rhino man was like a cult leader who mansplains basic tasks to everyone he’s around
As an actual medical doctor “holistic health practitioner” makes me cringe so hard. Anyone can call themselves that🚩🚩🚩 and poor patients get taken advantage of thinking they’re seeing someone who was actually educated on the human body but turns out they’ve had none and are trying to force you to buy expensive supplements, which at best do nothing, at worst put you in the hospital
I feel the same as a therapist whenever I hear someone is getting therapy from a "holistic counselor". People without education, training, and an ethics board above them can do real damage. I think it is also about commitment. Are you committed enough to your future clients that you will spend 6-8 years of your life going to school and pay off your ridiculous student loans until you die just to make sure you are helping and not causing harm?
I’m going to be completely honest the rhino man seems like the kind of guy that would mansplain Eastern Asian culture to an East Asian and I am not down for that concept 💀
Nooo this is what strangers think my bf is like 😭 he’s half Vietnamese but looks NOTHING like it and people get kinda offended until they see the rest of his family lollll
I think the confusion is over the northern and southern white rhinos. The northern white rhino only has two known individuals, both of which are female, while the southern white rhino has an estimated 20,000 individuals
Fun fact, people who know the rhino guy irl say he’s exactly like this. Someone who went on a date with him once showed proof with a voice mail he left her lol
If this show was popular when most Power Ranger shows came out, maybe then a bunch of young adults wouldn’t have to risk their lives to save the world.
"It's like he's trying to play a Matthew McConaughey character." Not only that, it's like he's trying to be _"sly"_ and combine the worst traits of McConaughey, Ace Ventura and Austin Powers into one persona.
So not only was Dominic way chiller, really seemed intent on impressing Nina and making sure she had a good time, when I watched for myself, he was adorable. Girl run.
As someone who's specialising in Chinese philosophy in university, I have no words to describe how insufferable that Rhino guy is to me. Why did I have to be subjected to this, Jarvis. The fact that that girl has the same name as me is just salt in the wounds.
Sooo. How much of what he said was utter gibberish and how much is based in actual ideas he just got completely wrong? (I suspect there is no rest percentage between these 2 things)
@@remem95 I feel it's comparable to all the "gurus" / "yogis" in gentrified places, who use yoga and indian culture to build up a cult of "willing" women.
The rhino man's heart exploded when he realised she isnt' ugly... This is why I hate shows that are like that. Because when you take away the looks aspect (and the contestants know that the looks will be revealed later) it makes people even more fixated on looks. "What if they are ugly? Will I still want to date them? What if they are not my type physically?" It destroys the whole idea, IMO. Especially when you have the most conventionally beautiful people on the show. Like, what's the point?
Plus, one of the key parts of basic communication is facial expressions, but shows like this cover that up. Like, I was creeped out by the rhino guy just based off his mannerisms and how he talks. But, after his face was revealed, a whole new wave of creepiness hit me. Facial expressions help with showing someone’s feeling at the moment which can help (at least a little bit) you get a sense of their personality.
Like if they really wanted to make a show about people dating without focusing on looks, they could make a dating show about blind people. There are millions of people out there who either can’t see at all, or can’t see enough to navigate the world on sight. The show would need to treat its subjects respectfully, and not be like “tinder is bad! So we found a bunch of losers who can’t use it! Aren’t we deep?” But if done well, it could actually be very interesting.
"Hi nice to meet you I would like to apply here" "Ok what have you done? Can I see your portfolio?" "Well I did makeup and face paint for this show where a bunch of people pretend to be furries and live in this giant castle to win over the heart of one person based on their personality alone." "..." "....I made a skeleton bone zombie thing-" "Get out"
Mick seems like the type of guy who pressures his girlfriend into an open relationship when she’s not really into it, then gets mad when she goes on a date. Then starts a new age high control group.
my favorite thing is about rhino is that people who have matched with him on dating apps have said he’s literally just like that. it’s not a character. that’s just him.
I really hope the contestants get to keep the Victorian oil paintings of their beast selves, that would be the only reason I would even consider doing such a ridiculous show
Rhino guy is that white dude who tells you he had an "experience out of this world that no words can describe" in a third world country and now appropriates some specific words from that country and can't stop using them. Despite him not knowing shit about that country/countries.
He also reminds me of the guy who had a ”crazy” acid trip that one time and needs to tell everyone about it constantly even though you’ve heard the story at least 3 times already.
I am almost positive that Mick's speaking pattern is what he thinks women would find hot or full of "mystique" since he can't rely on his body or face to do that. He is literally speaking "gibberish but make it sexy". I'm not saying what he says is sexy, i'm saying he's trying to make it so.
I love how Rhino pretty much admitted how shallow he was when he said he was happy about the girls looks, basically insinuating that in his head he was like "please be hot, please be hot".
@@antonylacroix5695 It was directly said rhino was shallow for saying it. That's equating wanting your partner to be attractive with being shallow. Directly. Why is reading comprehension so low these days?
“Ah you dont know what they look like so it’s completely blind dating!” Yeah except for they only chose conventionally attractive people, so it’s not a point of conflict at all ever.
I'll push back a little and say there are a ton of conventionally attractive people I'm not attracted to, but yeah, this is not super blind, more like fuzzy. lol
@@scoutman66 It’s disingenuous to act like most people would be attracted to someone who’s over weight, that’s just not true and far from conventional beauty standards.
These dating shows that act like they're somewhat progressive in that it's "not about the looks" sure love casting only thin, conventionally attractive people to be contestants.
Can we just get a dating show where the people aren't conventionally attractive? Lets get people of varied weights and heights in this show. Lets get women who don't shave and men who don't work out.
Rhino: "how does it feel to have nothing but your heart speaking for you right now?" *Immediately proceeds to answer the question on her behalf-literally speaking for her*
Mick is the kind of person that's weird and energetic and seems to be having fun with life- so when you first meet them, you're kind of overwhelmed trying to peg down their vibe so you just kind of follow along on their runaway train of a personality. Then you snap back to reality after a few hours in their presence, thinking, "wait, this person isn't interesting or fun or even that nice, what's happening." He has hippie cult leader vibes.
@@bungiecrimes7247 no? you can’t just generalize an entire group of people like that. sure there’s probably some that are like that, but definitely not everyone.
He's hiding the things he's lacking behind that overbearing persona that draws curious people in at first but repels them after they realize what's going on.
@@bungiecrimes7247 what are you even talking about? That’s not really a good thing to say. People acting like having your pronouns in your bio is a bad thing is really detrimental
“Playing a Matthew McConahey character” is exactly what he is. I have no doubt that as soon as he doesn’t get his way, he looses that “cool and calm” vibe he tries so hard to cultivate. Kuhflimflam.
When someone pushes a certain character this hard you know reality is the opposite. We all wear masks, but you have to see when someone is trying way too hard to sell you on what's underneath! 🐬 girl, wtf.
The only reason Nina chose Rhino Man over The Mantis is because if she had chosen The Mantis, she would have been contractually obligated to eat him to ensure her own survival and the survival of their possible future offspring.
the odd naming could have been easily rectified had they just decided to theme it around halloween costumes and had they named it "love at first fright" i frankly don't understand how they didn't come up with something better, they probably just thought "sexy beasts" was funny and stuck to the name
Watching Jarvis devolve from matter-of-factly prefacing "I don't like the rhino guy" and trying to explain why even though Rhino Man is just the worst, to simply shouting, "WHY DOES HE TALK LIKE THAT?!" is one of the best and most relatable things I have seen in a good while. Thank you, Jarvis. It's always a treat.
Rhino guy is like that soggy piece of food leftover in the sink when you're doing the dishes- you don't want to touch it or look at it, you just want to throw it out and move on
To be fair, ‘First Dates’ in the UK is a bit like this. It is literally just people going on first dates in a restaurant… that’s it. They normally showcase a few couples and montage it together. It is sort of fly on the wall and can be very cute!
Dating IRL. It’s dating but no apps, or weird setups, all participants go on dates set up by their friends. Their dates are always friends of their friend’s friend.
When I saw the thumbnail I thought it was like, a fake reality tv type thing where the contestants were like, literally pretending to be monsters trying to find love, and I’m so disappointed that wasn’t what it was
I feel like since she’s Asian she immediately thought once he started spewing that spiritual stuff that he was Asian but a lot closer to his spirituality and stuff.. you saw her reaction “I did not expect this..!” She looked so worried
"I'm not attracted to beasts" has the same energy as "I'm not a furry", and I love it Also, that Rhino guy, imo, wasn't attractive at all xD He was just an inappropriate weirdo that they tried to frame good, but it just made everything worse
It makes me laugh to imagine that some of these couples grow older together, get married have two kids and then just after they have a third kid, they get into a massive fight. One of them packets up and walks out screaming, "I PREFERED YOU AS A FUCKING DOLPHIN!" swiftly followed by the reply of: "YEAH? YOU LOOKED BETTER AS A STATUE! I WISH YOU WERE A STATUE BECAUSE THEN YOU WOULDN'T TALK SO MUCH YOU SON OF A BITCH!" Resulting in some traumatized kids and confused neighbours that don't have a Netflix subscription. This is what goes on in my head...
Thank you for clarifying how to properly spell kuhflimflam. I was panicking, I was starting to hyperventilate, cos I didn't know how to spell it and Jarvis won't know I was watching this. Thank you, kind stranger. Also kuhflimflam.
I was shocked when you showed rhino guy because he looked EXACTLY as I imagined. I feel like a wizard. But I was raised by crunchy white hippies so maybe I just know the type
@@kaydence9799 Money doesn't make you love someone though. Dating for money and looks is not dating for love. Yes, some people do need to be physically attracted to love, but on the money part, that's not really affection.
Mick looks just how I expected him to. He looks almost exactly like my old classmate who just randomly decided to backpack across South America to become more in tune with himself and the world.
I wonder how often Netflix takes a concept, slaps the name Netflix on it and runs with it. Because sexy beasts already existed in 2015. Under the same name. It ran on Prosieben, a german TV channel. I wonder how often they get away with this
i would love to see a show where all the contestants live in a house and wear fursuits while living together for weeks/months and try to find love without seeing each other's faces. you can only really fall in love with a personality after knowing them for a while
Yesss, it would be so much better since furries actually design their fursuits to highlight their personalities, unlike this show where the "beast" they're made into seems completely random
So its more like "pretend to like this person long enough to see their un-ugly face." Like. Remember kids. If you want to earn a sexy husband/wife/partner, you need to stick with their ugliness for a while Its awful
I really thought Rhino guy was probably being more annoying than he usually is because he was wearing a mask and felt like he could be more silly/confident. But nope he's just like that
You can absolutely slide down a bowling lane. Bowling alleys coat their lanes with oil, it’s incredibly hard to bowl on a lane without oil. Maybe if you can throw the ball 22+ mph…but most non bowlers throw it about 11-12 mph, even pros throw it around 18-19 mph. The reason the ball goes straight is because there’s oil on that part of the lane…and when the ball starts turning, that’s the “dry” part of the lane ‘cause the amount of oil is less in that area. There are also different brands and viscosities of oil, so if you were to coat the entire lane with a high viscosity oil, you wore compression clothes, are relatively light, and get a running start, you definitely could slide all the way down a bowling lane on your stomach. 😁
@@notky848 I’m not too keen about you having the pet name “God” for me. Certified weeb, oh my jokester, you’re always making hilarious comments! Keep up the jokes! Signed: Your God, Sean
What annoys me about the whole “people are so superficial today” thing in these dating shows is that I fail to recall a time when weddings weren’t about money, family lineage, and general status cues. When weren’t dates superficial?
They should’ve made this into a furry dating show, the contestants would’ve even been able to bring their own costumes. Netflix is cowardly for not taking this cursed and wonderful avenue instead, and you can’t change my mind
I am very confident in saying that Rhino Man has read every Matthew McConaughey biography and watched every interview because it feels very much like he is trying his hardest to be Matthew McConaughey. He puts the same inflections on his words, he talks in the same "trying to be deep but instead sounds like nonsense" way. And right after I typed that Jarvis made the same connection. Glad we're on the same page.
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I’m sorry but the girl saying “do you have health insurance?” And then just the silent cut of a bull man staring deadpan at her is the funniest fucking thing ever
1:49 fucking immaculate
comedy gold
it’s so funny
I had to go back, and holy shit 🤣🤣🤣
also actually go to 2:50 its less funny but still good
Rhino dude is the type of guy who’d get caught cheating and justify it by wiggling his hips and saying something like “you can’t tame the tiger inside me babe I’m wild, you gotta let me prowl babe.”
Man idc how bad this makes me but I would punch someone if they said that to me
I absolutely hate how accurate this is
I'M LOOSING MY MIND OVER THIS COMMENT, OH MY GOD
This is uncomfortably accurate
@@notky848 yes , oh my god i could see him saying this lmao .
The Mantis at least tried to humor her by sliding down the bowling lane. The Rhino just feels like a sexual predator 😅
thank god i'm not the only one who caught those vibes, how did nina not catch that???
oh for sure he freaked me out bad
frr 💀😐
Honestly the guy sounds like he’s trying super hard to sound cultured but just ends up coming off as insufferable and the type to ask for sex after a yoga class
@@personman8734 how specifically correct that description of him is...
Im 100% convinced mick only won the show because nina REALLY wanted to see what kinda weirdo was under the mask💀She def reported him for sexual harrassment after this
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Me too. When people are that kooky, I gotta see
Looked it up, they did not continue after the show 😂 she chills out after the show and he blasts advertisements about himself
as someone who is a makeup/sfx art enthusiast, the prosthetics were done very well. they have a lot of detail put into them and they move well. the question here is whether they should have been done at all because the answer is NO
So what you're trying to say is that their scientists were so preoccupied with whether they could that they didn't stop to think if they should?
@@severikanstren1432 how long were you waiting to use that quote somewhere
They used their whole budget on SFX and didn't have enough left to justify them
Exactly could’ve been in face off instead lmao
I was impressed by the fact that they could eat and drink with the makeup on without ruining it
Rhino dude is a dozen LA stereotypes wrapped up in one annoying dude. They couldn't even resist making him a holistic health practitioner. Ca-flimflam indeed.
I'm convinced he's from Florida actually.
@@YujiUedaFan trust me only Cali could breed somebody that inhumanly irritating.
@@thishonestgrifter Maybe he went to some party collage in Cali and when he went back to Florida, he acted like party college is real life and so became a huge douche. His friends also didn't stop him because he's rich and they're from Florida...
I was also thinking he would have been on Blind Date, c. 2002.
i feel like the whole “dressing them up to get rid of bias” would be much more successful if they all get put in the same costume/mask so they’re intentionally as close to identical as possible 🤔
ALSO i realized the rhino guy is just. doing an Austin Powers impression as his entire personality.
Wait that would be so cool!! Make everyone look the same. Maybe even have them wear shoes so they’re all the same height and everything :•0
And clothes too
@@birdtutorialart actually that would be so interesting
There was that one dating show with face masks in different colors
rhino guy has definitely done psychedelics and said he got in touch with the universe and has been "forever changed" but really he just felt empathy for the first time
The way Jarvis gets so irrationally upset at rino man's constant dancing just brings joy to my life
It’s fully justified tho. It just irks me
Rationally, me lad.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 same
same
whats a rino?
The fact that Mick is a real human who talks and acts this way is so surreal. He's made me feel a whole new level of discomfort, I can't believe Nina chose him 💀
I feel like most people on the show were bad judges of character, which is why they went on the show to find a date in the first place (also for clout). It makes me sad she didn't see thru his BS. I cringe.
it's like he as manufactured to be annoying. he's like a cartoon.. in the worst way possible.
IT KILLS ME
This is the reincarnation of the dating game killer. lol
He's like that trope cartoon character who tries a new hobby every week just to impress a lady.
As a human woman, i find rhino man repulsive and I would cross the street if I saw him. As a sociologist tho I find him fascinating
I wouldn't cross the road i would jump into the car that's coming
@@notme1677 you shouldnt, because you don't know what he would do with your body.
@@dylankersten3383 you think he’s into necrophilla?
@@rockblasters2 that is what I'm implying.
@@dylankersten3383 glad we’re on the same page
Can we talk about the scarecrow in this show though? He wasn't talked about a whole lot but he is the sweetest guy. After he gets eliminated they try to show him a picture of dolphin girl and he pushes it away saying he was only here for the emotional connection. What a guy!
Aw
Mick makes me so deeply uncomfortable over like three layers of virtual separation. I cannot fucking imagine how uncomfortable it would be to have to experience him in real life.
If I got to be near him then I’d have second hand embarrassment
True, he looks so arrogant tbh, yeah he’s attractive but like how cringy
@@sOofiiexD He's not attractive at all
*"Don't hate, appreciate!" - Rhino Man*
The masks are not all equal, they should have a theme per episode so it's more even!
Ex: cats, devils, carnivore animals, etc
That's a great idea.
How about fucking guns. Like, a fucker fucking walk-in g around with a fuckin gun strapped to his head and shit man. It’s fumcing gonna fucking be cool .
@@somedude6833 i feel like this comment was written either at 3 in the morning, while you were drunk/high, or both
Cats, devils, carnivores animals, crumbling old ladies the usual
@@somedude6833 this feels like a skit from that Tim Robinson show
Jarvis: "Which of these is more romantic?"
Me: "Bowling, obviously."
Jarvis: "Bowling, obviously."
Me: "Kaflimflam."
Kaflimflam indeed. Sarah knows her stuff.
lol amazing
What’s kaflimflam?
@@josieparker4710 If you have to ask, you'll never know. (Or just watch to the very end of the video 🤪)
Kaflimflam
This show is the epitome of "Looks don't matter when you're attractive"
rhino man is the guy who was awkward and nerdy in high school then reinvented himself as cool in college, but he only used, like, teen romance movies from the 90s as reference. yeah reality tv is fake, but i feel like i'm actually watching a very insecure person uncomfortably pretend to be someone they're not and i'm in pain
Judy Mwanzo for my sanity, I sure hope that’s the case
saw a tiktok by a girl who had matched with him on bumble like a year prior, he's just like that.
@@mal760 Big oof.
Applying for these shows these are rounds usually, and a producer(s) would have been lying and encouraging him to act like that.
Oh maybe he read about dating pick up artists and the alpha male crap and now that's who he is. Sad.
I'm very excited for later this year when Jarvis covers "dating, except it's only based on smell" when Netflix premiers Love Nose No Bounds
Don't give Netflix any ideas 😂
UNDERRATED OMG
Love is STINKY
@@murphthegangster Love Stinks with a broken heart and stench animation for an icon and the play "love stinks... he'll yeah.
But to OP, you've cursed this into happening. There's already parties where people exchange dirty shirts to match with B.O. they like. I think they only happened in Britain before COVID.
Apparently there are elements of compatibility in how you perceive another person's body odor. Do not give them any more terrible ideas
jarvis laughing at his own jokes immediately after he makes them brings me so much joy
Cool pfp, also I agree
I think this every time and I am glad I am not alone 😄
It’s so delightful, especially when he starts laughing before he can even say the full sentence.
Reminds me of pyrocynical
It makes me laugh more.
The amount of times I screamed “NO! STOP! BAD!” at the screen when Rhino Man appeared is at least in the triple digits
Rhino guy simultaneously has Neckbeard energy and Chad energy and it's truly insufferable
With some of that pretentious Southern California “spiritualism”thrown in there
That's what we call a "Pick Up Artist"
@@MiloKuroshiro I can imagine him being into the Super Seducer series of games so I think you got it nailed.
Perfect description
And he doesn't even have a real first name
I feel like Jarvis needs a series called, "Jarvis Watches Garbage" and he can highlight all the Maury/Springer/Bachelor/Love is Blind content he wants.
Like caravan of garbage I forget the channel name tho
Jarvis Watches Jarbage
Sort of like Caravan of Garbage?
@@Manthab it's mr sunday movies :)
I mean yeah, but he doesn’t need a series when at this point obviously he’s addicted to garbage tv (and tearing it apart, as a public service)
It's a true disgrace you didn't do this as a beast. I'd love to judge a RUclips show blind for once.
LOL
I want to see a dating show where eldritch horrors are paired and it would be called Lovecraft. Everyone gets the villain edit. If you’re going to have a creepy people on your show, they should all be horrible annoying or creepy, so I don’t feel bad about an innocent person getting caught up in all of it.
The fact that everyone under the prosthetic is conventionnally attractive/hot kind of defeats the purpose of the show for me.
-Beauty is only skin deep, thats why we want you to be focused on their personalities instead of their faces
-Takes off mask
-oh youre conveniently hot, thank god.
"We wouldn't want our viewers having to look at UGGOS. That'd be horrible and cruel."
Honestly if they really wanted to make an interesting show they would have everyone be ugly. Really test the whole blind love theory
Not to mention the masks don't hide other features tied to conventional attractiveness like weight/body hair/height/voice/etc. which similarly defeats the whole point of the show,
They're acting like the only reason someone could be rejected is because their personalities don't match when there's so many other things that get in the way of that because of how awful this show's premise and existence is lol
They should've covered the bodies as well at least while the costumes were on.
@@waverlyaltis7171 yes
But then how would you recruit 'ugly' contestants when its all subjective???
How you managed to finish all 6 episodes is beyond me
Its just terrible lol
Dylan watches Jarvis oml-
Wait....only 6?
~when world’s colide~
Hi Dylan
Mantis dude seemed genuinely really nice and like a really cool casual guy…then rhino man was like a cult leader who mansplains basic tasks to everyone he’s around
WOAH mansplain... yeah the word
@@wash8533 its the correct usage...
@@ussinussinongawd516
It's still ridiculous.
@@Crackpot_Astronaut It's not ridiculous. It's the right word. Don't get upset if it's not a you issue bud
@norainbowwithoutsomerain3825 but it's a ridiculous word in & of itself
As an actual medical doctor “holistic health practitioner” makes me cringe so hard. Anyone can call themselves that🚩🚩🚩 and poor patients get taken advantage of thinking they’re seeing someone who was actually educated on the human body but turns out they’ve had none and are trying to force you to buy expensive supplements, which at best do nothing, at worst put you in the hospital
I feel the same as a therapist whenever I hear someone is getting therapy from a "holistic counselor". People without education, training, and an ethics board above them can do real damage. I think it is also about commitment. Are you committed enough to your future clients that you will spend 6-8 years of your life going to school and pay off your ridiculous student loans until you die just to make sure you are helping and not causing harm?
I’m going to be completely honest the rhino man seems like the kind of guy that would mansplain Eastern Asian culture to an East Asian and I am not down for that concept 💀
Nooo this is what strangers think my bf is like 😭 he’s half Vietnamese but looks NOTHING like it and people get kinda offended until they see the rest of his family lollll
I fucking despise the term mansplaining but this comment seems too fucking accurate
As an Asian, I totally agree. He’s got the general idea down, but uses it in just…. Why s*x?!
@@s_spiritstar not even East Asian culture can exist without being sexualised i guess 💀
@@HobieInTheBox unfortunately no
“I’m that white rhino. I’m a rare find.” Little does he know that white rhinos are the only species of the 5 rhino species that aren’t endangered!
I didn't know that! Did they used to be endangered but the population is increasing now?
@@em84c Are you Mick???
Little does he know, his pointed mouth shape actually indicates that he is a black rhino
I think the confusion is over the northern and southern white rhinos. The northern white rhino only has two known individuals, both of which are female, while the southern white rhino has an estimated 20,000 individuals
lmao epic self-own
“There’s our culture appropriative king” LOL so accurate
DJ! how's being off the island?
@@purrsuasively It’s been great man especially not having chris torture us everyday
Lmfao
it's like if Zootopia was surreal and nightmare-inducing and also a dating show for adults lol
"the useless mansion that has no use"
the poison. the poison for kuzco, the poison chosen especially to kill kuzco, kuzco's poison.
"That poison?"
Lol
This floor is made of floor
Ah yes, it's finally coming together.
no no he’s got a point
Fun fact, people who know the rhino guy irl say he’s exactly like this. Someone who went on a date with him once showed proof with a voice mail he left her lol
if i met someone like that irl i'd run away immediately
oh no oh god oh fuck kill it with fire
@@skymin963 I make these words mine
His intro made me gag.
Oh god I was hoping he was just playing a character why'd that girl pick him uggghh
Rhino man always seems like he’s about to sell a pyramid scheme. He has that energy.
Underrated comment
i feel like he will become a cult leader at some point
The mantis dude seemed like a fun, caring, loveable guy who tried to humour her. Mick seemed like a predator, and no, not an animal.
I think the mantis guy should've won because he seemed like he had so much more personality, he even dove onto the bowling lane, Kaflynflan
I was rooting for the mantis!
I dont know Rhino Man, he could be a great guy off show...but I want to PUNCH him in the face?? Like..he is the WORST
@@snakes7303 same!
@@snakes7303 he isn’t much different off show..
@@waddellar that wasn’t even personality is was just an imitation of a character from a bad movie. No movie in particular, just a bad one
So proud that the power Ranger villains can finally find love.
Me too.
Now I’d definitely watch that.
If this show was popular when most Power Ranger shows came out, maybe then a bunch of young adults wouldn’t have to risk their lives to save the world.
That rhino especially, just trying to get by
👍 agreed
"It's like he's trying to play a Matthew McConaughey character." Not only that, it's like he's trying to be _"sly"_ and combine the worst traits of McConaughey, Ace Ventura and Austin Powers into one persona.
Ace Ventura really is an animal detective this time.
this comment deserves a nobel piece prize
i did not just say piece prize with a 150 IQ
@@monalisasssmile - Your comment deserves a noble piece price.
He's what happened after Ace Ventura came out of that rhino in the second movie
So not only was Dominic way chiller, really seemed intent on impressing Nina and making sure she had a good time, when I watched for myself, he was adorable. Girl run.
As someone who's specialising in Chinese philosophy in university, I have no words to describe how insufferable that Rhino guy is to me. Why did I have to be subjected to this, Jarvis. The fact that that girl has the same name as me is just salt in the wounds.
Don’t worry. She has the same name as me too I know your pain
💀
Don't worry about it, you got the name twice so that cancels out
Sooo. How much of what he said was utter gibberish and how much is based in actual ideas he just got completely wrong? (I suspect there is no rest percentage between these 2 things)
@@remem95 I feel it's comparable to all the "gurus" / "yogis" in gentrified places, who use yoga and indian culture to build up a cult of "willing" women.
The rhino man's heart exploded when he realised she isnt' ugly... This is why I hate shows that are like that. Because when you take away the looks aspect (and the contestants know that the looks will be revealed later) it makes people even more fixated on looks. "What if they are ugly? Will I still want to date them? What if they are not my type physically?" It destroys the whole idea, IMO. Especially when you have the most conventionally beautiful people on the show. Like, what's the point?
also the fact that if they really wanted for it to not have a bias over looks, why would they make the some costumes look less uncanny than others?
@@vivialanis9521 I agree. Personally it would be harder for me to talk to someone who looks like an ogre than a rhino or clown...
Plus, one of the key parts of basic communication is facial expressions, but shows like this cover that up. Like, I was creeped out by the rhino guy just based off his mannerisms and how he talks. But, after his face was revealed, a whole new wave of creepiness hit me. Facial expressions help with showing someone’s feeling at the moment which can help (at least a little bit) you get a sense of their personality.
@@0ctacamel rightttt it’s harder to see red flags beyond words and actions
Like if they really wanted to make a show about people dating without focusing on looks, they could make a dating show about blind people. There are millions of people out there who either can’t see at all, or can’t see enough to navigate the world on sight. The show would need to treat its subjects respectfully, and not be like “tinder is bad! So we found a bunch of losers who can’t use it! Aren’t we deep?” But if done well, it could actually be very interesting.
jokes aside the sfx makeup artists did amazingly on these... that bug guy had crazy detailing. imagine putting this show on your portfolio though
I feel like this is the only reason why I would even bother with this show.
"Hi nice to meet you I would like to apply here"
"Ok what have you done? Can I see your portfolio?"
"Well I did makeup and face paint for this show where a bunch of people pretend to be furries and live in this giant castle to win over the heart of one person based on their personality alone."
"..."
"....I made a skeleton bone zombie thing-"
"Get out"
Yea like I’m happy for them sfx makeup artists aren’t as needed anymore so I’m glad they’re getting work lol
The makeup is the only good part
@@swirlingstars_3339 scarecrows and old hags are my favorite types of furry 😩
Mick seems like the type of guy who pressures his girlfriend into an open relationship when she’s not really into it, then gets mad when she goes on a date. Then starts a new age high control group.
I feel like Rhino guy definitely had nasty dreadlocks in college, and when he moved to LA he became more of a spiritual cowboy surfer dude
*From the province of* _Kaflimflam, Oklahoma…_
*PERHAPS* _Kaflimflam, Nebraska_
my favorite thing is about rhino is that people who have matched with him on dating apps have said he’s literally just like that. it’s not a character. that’s just him.
source pls
(no really I NEED to see this first hand that sounds hilarious)
I really thought he was just hamming it up for the camera 😅
@@user-nw3ol7fk1i I spotted a lot of comments about it on tik tok if you can find the girl on tik tok. I can't remember her @
@@reallygoodatfolding I feel like you can't make that shit up 😂 I totally believe he is 100% like that or even worse
@@arhartline I don't have tiktok 😔✌
I really hope the contestants get to keep the Victorian oil paintings of their beast selves, that would be the only reason I would even consider doing such a ridiculous show
They were fantastic! That would be such a treat 😂🙌🏼
honestly
Yes!
2:51 Now hes dolphin man, half dolphin half man. Hear him screech at night, cause he just wants a friend.
That's all I could think of every time they showed Nina 😂
he’ll be quite a fright (jesus christ) when you run into him in the dark abandon house where he lives woOah
Rhino guy is that white dude who tells you he had an "experience out of this world that no words can describe" in a third world country and now appropriates some specific words from that country and can't stop using them. Despite him not knowing shit about that country/countries.
He also reminds me of the guy who had a ”crazy” acid trip that one time and needs to tell everyone about it constantly even though you’ve heard the story at least 3 times already.
DaBaby
The fact that this is so specific leads me to believe you've met this man and you're just recounting a story
@@QuinnEthanR lesgoooooo
Great pfp
I am almost positive that Mick's speaking pattern is what he thinks women would find hot or full of "mystique" since he can't rely on his body or face to do that. He is literally speaking "gibberish but make it sexy". I'm not saying what he says is sexy, i'm saying he's trying to make it so.
@Priere that’s exactly what I thought when I watched the show
It's like he's trying to put on an Austin Powers. In this case, it doesn't work for him at all lol
and somehow it always works
I can talk summersalt sex myself, I just wont take you very seriously. Lol
@@kirasmith5800 THIS!!! Austin Powers is exactly his personality type
I love how Rhino pretty much admitted how shallow he was when he said he was happy about the girls looks, basically insinuating that in his head he was like "please be hot, please be hot".
It's not that crazy to prefer dating an attractive person.
Wanting your partner to be attractive does not make you shallow
@@why-qz6zq No one said it was. He’s just pointing out how it completely goes against the focal point of the show.
No it sounds like he was happy he was attracted to her. Also people are allowed to want to be attracted to their partners JFC
@@antonylacroix5695 It was directly said rhino was shallow for saying it. That's equating wanting your partner to be attractive with being shallow. Directly.
Why is reading comprehension so low these days?
That guy watched austin powers one time and made it his whole personality
“Ah you dont know what they look like so it’s completely blind dating!” Yeah except for they only chose conventionally attractive people, so it’s not a point of conflict at all ever.
Also like they can see what their body looks like.
@@TuckyBlue That doesn't say much. Muscular dudes can be just as good looking as overweight ones
I'll push back a little and say there are a ton of conventionally attractive people I'm not attracted to, but yeah, this is not super blind, more like fuzzy. lol
@@scoutman66 It’s disingenuous to act like most people would be attracted to someone who’s over weight, that’s just not true and far from conventional beauty standards.
@@ah5557 Just saying that not only guys that adhere to the beauty standard are attractive
These dating shows that act like they're somewhat progressive in that it's "not about the looks" sure love casting only thin, conventionally attractive people to be contestants.
Can we just get a dating show where the people aren't conventionally attractive? Lets get people of varied weights and heights in this show. Lets get women who don't shave and men who don't work out.
@@genericname2747 maybe even normal mortals without the 🤚"yin" and the "yang"🤚~
@@genericname2747 I recommend Dating on a Spectrum
@@ramenkamen3969 as if they could stop mick from being on, he's far too powerful
@@genericname2747 Sir this is television. We don't do that here.
Rhino: "how does it feel to have nothing but your heart speaking for you right now?"
*Immediately proceeds to answer the question on her behalf-literally speaking for her*
You have to admit, the people who designed the masks are pretty good at it.
Rhino's reveal immediately made me think "He looks like a cult leader."
or a school shooter lol
exactly! charismatic, but in a unsettling and incredibly creepy way
pain
I thought of way too old tik tok e-boy, because he looks 30, trying to pass of as 17.
And pulling all the cult leader moves.
Mick is the kind of person that's weird and energetic and seems to be having fun with life- so when you first meet them, you're kind of overwhelmed trying to peg down their vibe so you just kind of follow along on their runaway train of a personality. Then you snap back to reality after a few hours in their presence, thinking, "wait, this person isn't interesting or fun or even that nice, what's happening." He has hippie cult leader vibes.
His confidence and "spirituality" definitely gave me cult leader vibes too
Every Twitter user who has They/Them in their bio.
@@bungiecrimes7247 no? you can’t just generalize an entire group of people like that. sure there’s probably some that are like that, but definitely not everyone.
He's hiding the things he's lacking behind that overbearing persona that draws curious people in at first but repels them after they realize what's going on.
@@bungiecrimes7247 what are you even talking about? That’s not really a good thing to say. People acting like having your pronouns in your bio is a bad thing is really detrimental
“Playing a Matthew McConahey character” is exactly what he is. I have no doubt that as soon as he doesn’t get his way, he looses that “cool and calm” vibe he tries so hard to cultivate. Kuhflimflam.
Dudes like discount version of Matthew McConaughey
When someone pushes a certain character this hard you know reality is the opposite. We all wear masks, but you have to see when someone is trying way too hard to sell you on what's underneath! 🐬 girl, wtf.
@@LunarEleven but the fact is, that's what the point of the mask is
He just sounds like every creeper trying to get laid on tinder that we all unmatched unless we're slow or new to the planet. Dude made my skin crawl.
The only reason Nina chose Rhino Man over The Mantis is because if she had chosen The Mantis, she would have been contractually obligated to eat him to ensure her own survival and the survival of their possible future offspring.
the odd naming could have been easily rectified had they just decided to theme it around halloween costumes and had they named it "love at first fright" i frankly don't understand how they didn't come up with something better, they probably just thought "sexy beasts" was funny and stuck to the name
Guess so
It is based on an older British show by the same name I think
I think cause this show is actually British it’s based on their slang and reference to pre existing concepts
Ugh yours would have been such a good idea for a show released in October. Coulda set up haunted house dates and shit like that.
@@Moocow2003 we need someone to make this.
"I'm not attracted to beasts... but" is a terrible way to say you're not a furry.
It wouldn’t technically be furry but more like beastility.
Nah... Sounds more like zoophilia
Watching Jarvis devolve from matter-of-factly prefacing "I don't like the rhino guy" and trying to explain why even though Rhino Man is just the worst, to simply shouting, "WHY DOES HE TALK LIKE THAT?!" is one of the best and most relatable things I have seen in a good while. Thank you, Jarvis. It's always a treat.
Rhino guy is like that soggy piece of food leftover in the sink when you're doing the dishes- you don't want to touch it or look at it, you just want to throw it out and move on
Netflix’s next “dating show with a twist” is just gonna be a normal dating show and it’s gonna throw everyone off
A dating show but there's no twist
*everyone is shocked*
To be fair, ‘First Dates’ in the UK is a bit like this. It is literally just people going on first dates in a restaurant… that’s it. They normally showcase a few couples and montage it together. It is sort of fly on the wall and can be very cute!
@@christinah5859 dang nice cat
Dating IRL. It’s dating but no apps, or weird setups, all participants go on dates set up by their friends. Their dates are always friends of their friend’s friend.
“Nothing like a fresh set of nails”
Ninia the Victorian ghost-2021
"Eh, VICKY."
Praise Zeffo!
*”Nothing better than a fresh set of nails, Vicky!”*
@@crabken4969 Ah yes, our glorious leader Zeffo!
Ah I see you are a premium viewer as well
"I was entertained. I have horrible taste, but I was entertained." Finally someone who gets me.
When I saw the thumbnail I thought it was like, a fake reality tv type thing where the contestants were like, literally pretending to be monsters trying to find love, and I’m so disappointed that wasn’t what it was
Oh god he screams asian fetish. I’m praying for her
I just took 10 seconds trying to figure out how to say fetish
I feel like since she’s Asian she immediately thought once he started spewing that spiritual stuff that he was Asian but a lot closer to his spirituality and stuff..
you saw her reaction “I did not expect this..!” She looked so worried
"I'm not attracted to beasts" has the same energy as "I'm not a furry", and I love it
Also, that Rhino guy, imo, wasn't attractive at all xD He was just an inappropriate weirdo that they tried to frame good, but it just made everything worse
The same energy as “Just because I’m a fortnite rager doesn’t mean I’m a pervert!”
Furries are just people who don’t do well in social situations without costumes and also like bestiality
@@chris1z142 umm like not at all. Why do you hate on a group of people for just liking something “weird”
@@noodlebakeellie8243 cuz they're furries
@@chris1z142 nah, you're pretty wrong
I desperately wanted Nina's reveal to be that she really is half dolphin
she was just a dolphin
swimming in the sea
It makes me laugh to imagine that some of these couples grow older together, get married have two kids and then just after they have a third kid, they get into a massive fight. One of them packets up and walks out screaming, "I PREFERED YOU AS A FUCKING DOLPHIN!" swiftly followed by the reply of: "YEAH? YOU LOOKED BETTER AS A STATUE! I WISH YOU WERE A STATUE BECAUSE THEN YOU WOULDN'T TALK SO MUCH YOU SON OF A BITCH!" Resulting in some traumatized kids and confused neighbours that don't have a Netflix subscription. This is what goes on in my head...
Mick: says something incredibly weird and unsettling
Me: rapidly shaking my head no
Nina: Yah i like him
what in the kuhflimflam
Thank you for clarifying how to properly spell kuhflimflam. I was panicking, I was starting to hyperventilate, cos I didn't know how to spell it and Jarvis won't know I was watching this. Thank you, kind stranger.
Also kuhflimflam.
“Our dating shows are real and genuine”
*every dating show has hot and sexy people with no people who are ugly*
*Correction* it only show unrealistic people rather than 😆*beautiful* but everyday people.
Or even just like average/middle-of-the-road looking people
I was shocked when you showed rhino guy because he looked EXACTLY as I imagined. I feel like a wizard. But I was raised by crunchy white hippies so maybe I just know the type
Are we 100% sure that insanely opulent mansion does not have a bowling alley, a bar, and a horse-drawn carriage?
I could see it.
good point.
I feel like this show would have been a thousand times better with actual furries who'd appreciate and have fun talking about each other's costumes.
YES. Gets some PERSONALITY in here, and it makes sure that nobody gets stuck with the creepy witch, zombie, or scarecrow costumes!
That's what I was thinking about because like as a monster fucker I would definitely fall in love with someone based off their costume
Whenever Mick is talking I feel some deep rooted instinct in me taking over that just screams at me to run far far away
Primal even. Like a beast.
My instinct tells me to attack him
This feels like a Jubilee video called "5 Humans in Costume vs 1 Actual Beast" and Mick is the beast
“The rhino guy surely couldn’t be that bad.”
I was very, very wrong.
"Can you fall in love with someone based on personality alone?"
Yes. That's.. that's kinda the definition of love, right?
yep LMAO
Omg best version of this comment
I love my crush based on personality alone
Not really. There are other things factored into it and everyone values something more than others (money, looks, personality).
@@kaydence9799 Money doesn't make you love someone though. Dating for money and looks is not dating for love.
Yes, some people do need to be physically attracted to love, but on the money part, that's not really affection.
Mick looks just how I expected him to. He looks almost exactly like my old classmate who just randomly decided to backpack across South America to become more in tune with himself and the world.
Ppp
I wonder how often Netflix takes a concept, slaps the name Netflix on it and runs with it. Because sexy beasts already existed in 2015. Under the same name. It ran on Prosieben, a german TV channel. I wonder how often they get away with this
i would love to see a show where all the contestants live in a house and wear fursuits while living together for weeks/months and try to find love without seeing each other's faces. you can only really fall in love with a personality after knowing them for a while
terrace house but furry
furrace house
You basically made a better version of this show.
Yesss, it would be so much better since furries actually design their fursuits to highlight their personalities, unlike this show where the "beast" they're made into seems completely random
@@noelthenightowl7589 I don't know, I'd say Rhino Man was pretty accurate.
oh no pls the poor things would die of a heat stroke within the first day
Odd that his heart is "opening" only after he sees her without makeup.... like the entire point of the show is supposed to not be shallow Dx
Exactly!!
So its more like "pretend to like this person long enough to see their un-ugly face." Like.
Remember kids. If you want to earn a sexy husband/wife/partner, you need to stick with their ugliness for a while
Its awful
@@DarthGardens Oh, my gosh, I hope kids don't watch this...😔
every time nina appears on screen, danny gonzalez's song "help, let me go" can be heard faintly in the background
true
@@helpletmego4216 username checks out 😂
He as just a dolphin
Swimming the sea
@@violetlechat with his dolphine friends, happy as can be
@@sofastuffing until one day he left, and ventured onto land
As a Chinese, I literally felt embarrassed for that rhino guy when he said something sh*t like sex kungfu... SOOOO Cringy
I really thought Rhino guy was probably being more annoying than he usually is because he was wearing a mask and felt like he could be more silly/confident. But nope he's just like that
I thought it was for after the show, like how people try to stand out during the intros on the bachelor, knowing they might not be seen again. 💀
You can absolutely slide down a bowling lane. Bowling alleys coat their lanes with oil, it’s incredibly hard to bowl on a lane without oil. Maybe if you can throw the ball 22+ mph…but most non bowlers throw it about 11-12 mph, even pros throw it around 18-19 mph. The reason the ball goes straight is because there’s oil on that part of the lane…and when the ball starts turning, that’s the “dry” part of the lane ‘cause the amount of oil is less in that area. There are also different brands and viscosities of oil, so if you were to coat the entire lane with a high viscosity oil, you wore compression clothes, are relatively light, and get a running start, you definitely could slide all the way down a bowling lane on your stomach. 😁
OH my god
@@notky848 No need to be so formal…you could’ve just called me “Sean”.
@@SeanShimamoto Sean, OH my God.
i really needed this
@@notky848 I’m not too keen about you having the pet name “God” for me.
Certified weeb, oh my jokester, you’re always making hilarious comments! Keep up the jokes!
Signed: Your God, Sean
Mick was really uncomfortable, I’m so confused why she was into it
What annoys me about the whole “people are so superficial today” thing in these dating shows is that I fail to recall a time when weddings weren’t about money, family lineage, and general status cues. When weren’t dates superficial?
They should’ve made this into a furry dating show, the contestants would’ve even been able to bring their own costumes. Netflix is cowardly for not taking this cursed and wonderful avenue instead, and you can’t change my mind
LET THE FURRIES HAVE A DATING SHOW, COWARDS
I would honestly love to see that
I like both ideas
This is the greatest idea
Honestly better idea.
I am very confident in saying that Rhino Man has read every Matthew McConaughey biography and watched every interview because it feels very much like he is trying his hardest to be Matthew McConaughey. He puts the same inflections on his words, he talks in the same "trying to be deep but instead sounds like nonsense" way.
And right after I typed that Jarvis made the same connection. Glad we're on the same page.
I want to game end watching this
I'd find the rhino guy a whole lot funnier if he was a scripted character and not a real person who may or may not act that way all the time.
I found his instagram and he definitely does.
when rhino man speaks my fight or flight response is immediately activated
I've been traumatized by a lot of people in my life before, but I think I'd still choose to obliterate rhino guy before anyone else on earth.
“eliminate” him but in real life
Jarvis never fails to make me laugh
Balls :)
@@whyarethepoliceatmydoor need to borrow kurtis’ Barbie reverb
Yeah I'm the 400th like on your post.lol
Hey same! Whenever I need a pick me up, I watch Jarvis 😂☺️
Same
This makes me super uncomfy. There are not words in the English language to describe the feelings I’m having currently
Disturbed?
and im guessing no hypothetical words would be good
Kaflimflam
@@leolikeslemons1445 yes
"anyway, sextina aquafina is looking for love-" the hyperfixations have collided
I couldn’t get past Episode 1 LOL. Switched over to The Love is Blind aftermath immediately
I appreciate your videos Omni!
So fuaking happy for Cameron and Lauren 🥺
HI OMNI
Yeah it seemed like even though they’re testing for personality…nobody had any personality 🤔
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