i was thinking the same thing the whole time but i think they might have started being interested in each other after jessica and billy got in a relationship then it would be weird if she started dating him
This is quite a tragic story. Bunny and Billy are in love. She has debts and an unsustainable lifestyle. He has so much money, he can give out half a million without a second thought. If only there was a way for them to be together and also for Billy to help Bunny out financially. Oh, wait. There is a way! Billy needs to marry Bunny's daughter. That's definitely the only logical way for those two to solve their problems.
I was just about to make a comment like this. If they at least gave an explanation as to why those two can't get married, that'd be one thing, but they didn't.
i really appreciate jarvis acknowledging the stone cold crouton line, but at the same time i think it's just irresponsible to ignore the way billy is dressed like a middle schooler who dressed up like a frat bro for halloween, specifically the cardigan around his neck that's tied all the way at the wrists for some reason
my theory is that in the kentucky fried seduction universe, spray painting your hair is a fashion choice specifically used by chefs. if you’ll notice, you never see him wear a hat or any kind of hair net. how else are they supposed to keep it all out of the food? making it all one stiff oddly colored mass
@@ZijnShayatanica why is that the first thing that came to mind, maybe danny, drew, kurtis and jarvis are in a cinematic universe of their own? Who will get the girl, who will go missing in Afghanistan and who will fall in love with a goat on their way to Prague? Which one of them will be declared legally skilled? Find out in the brand new christmass hallmark movie "the four mailman princes"
@@3starsburningbright Two completely different people, destined to be together but forever forbidden. Who knows? They might even get a little spicy~ One problem though, with 2 very different personalities, even with the support of them bound to fall in love, they are still enemies to this day, for no one can out pizza the hut!!
Before their kiss and her saying "I don't want Billy, I want you," Jessica and the colonel interacted a total of 2 times. The two things she knows about him is his name and he's a respected chef with a secret recipe.
No don't get it wrong she knows she will get chicken if she keeps kissing him she just wants curnals chicken Also my girl thirsty and billie clearly never made her finish so can we blame her?
Does it bother anyone else that the mom's lecture about debt is straight-up lifted from Titanic?? And the daughter is being pressured to marry a rich guy, and the rich guy's name is Billy, and Billy Zane played that exact part in Titanic???
Did anyone else completely burst out laughing as soon as coronal sanders walked in He sounded and acted like a teenager but looked like he wasn’t even a flight of stairs away from deaths door
I can’t believe it didn’t end with colonel sanders going for a drink in the evening and seeing Ronald McDonald walk out of the darkness to see ‘I’m putting a team together’
CRUISIN DOWN KENTUCKY, YOU'RE RELAXED AND FEELING GOOD NEXT THING THAT YOU KNOW YOU'RE SEEING IS (Wa ha ha hoo!) COLONEL SANDERS IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD???
duh it's cuz they need a outrageous marketing tactic and they don't care if the darned thing makes sense, it just needs to be crazy and it'll get people talking about it
they keep trying to make colonel sanders hot and i just wanna know who on their marketing team is secretly attracted to the colonel and this is the only way they can show it
Why is nobody talking about how Billy literally could have married Jessica's mom- Billy and Jessica don't want to marry each other, him and her mom are already hooking up, and they need the money-why is this even a conflict?
“Secret’s out, chicken man” is honestly the best line in movie history Edit - lol turns out I accidentally stole this joke from Danny’s video, but in my defence it’s true and needed to be said here as well 🤷🏻♀️ Edit 2 - upon rewatching, Danny called it “the coolest line in this movie” ... so not word for word, but I’ll still accept the blame for forgetting I’d probably heard him say that, resulting in my unintentional plagiarism
@@softestshade7813 i want a lifetime movie out of that Just gays being gays made by gays Or even better, lifetime doesnt have to make it. It could be someone better!
Every single second of this 'movie' makes me extremely uncomfortable. Not even an establishing shot because I know that Sexy Colonel Sanders is going to be there again. Is he young? Is he old? Is he a Civil War reenactment enthusiast that didn't have time to get the fake facial hair off before work but that hot chick seems to dig it so he's just decided to commit to this new life of looking like a ghost from the Alamo? Do any of these questions need to be answered? No, but somehow that just makes me want to know even more
This was on 666k views and I didn't want to mess that up for you Jarvis, but I decided to make the selfish decision of watching because of that enticing thumbnail.
So when Billy calls Harland “crouton”, he flashes back to his childhood when his family made fun of him, and then we learn his childhood nick name was “Popeye”
this movie is litterally like a bollywood series. parents want her to marry rich man but girl loves someone else. the only thing this film missing is the crazy effects
Writers: so, do you want a Gay best friend or a Black Character who’s only purpose is to get the main characters together Producers: yes Writer: but- Producers: YES
@@justvibemybro9763 Tupac was an actor/rapper who is often considered to be one of the greatest rappers of all time. In 1996 he was shot and killed and to this day no one knows who killed him which has sparked a bunch of conspiracies with some believing he's still alive. Anyway....sorry for the long reply
@@therestofus3506 A lot of people know who killed him. They’re just not telling the rest of us. Which makes sense. Who the fuck is going to be like, “I killed Tupac and Biggie?” That’s probably a death sentence.
Ah, but that would imply that someone with literally any brain function at all was working on this movie, and I refuse to believe that any such person came within 6 feet of it (social distance: it's for more than just covid)
Here's a better idea: Call it saved by the bell and have mario lopez play everyone and at the end it reveals he was just in a mental hospital himself talking to himself
maybe the grey hair is a fashion statement, maybe he's intentionally trying to make his age confusing so that people think he's older than he is and take him seriously in his career, but he still wants to appear young and hot.
Coming soon to a theater near you: Kentucky Fried Chills- a chilling horror flick about the dreaded urban legend, the chicken killer. Operation: Kentucky- A fast paced action movie about protecting the KFC secret recipe from foreign spies. The Chicken Movie- A heartwarming animated family film about the little nugget that could. The good, the bad, and the tasty- a classic western about a chicken heist at the Olde Town KFC, and the Colonel who stopped it. Super Sanders- The supervillains are no match for this hero, who beats baddies with epic chicken attacks. And of course... A recipe for seduction 2: KFC boogaloo- the long awaited sequel to the award winning film!
A Recipe for Seduction 3: Korean Fried Chicken- colonel sanders and his new wife hit east asia for their honeymoon and find new flavors (maybe something spicy 🥵)
I’m just confused because if the girls mom really doesn’t want them to have a relationship then why doesn’t she just fire him since she’s the one who hired him
Why didn't the mom just marry Billy?! She likes him, he likes her and he's the heir to the Ghirardelli chocolate empire or something! Just do that instead of murder :/
In the end, the mom and Billy both have rapidly aged gray hair, seemingly due to having breakdowns… Harland also has rapidly aged gray hair and never explained his backstory… coincidence?…
someone called him a crouton during the war and he went feral on his own squadron. he was dishonourably discharged and found that the only place that allows him to have anger issues is a professional kitchen.
My grandma worked at KFC as a teen, and Colonel Sanders (the real one) used to travel around the country checking to see if the restaurants were up to code. Colonel Sanders was notorious for being a racist asshole. At my grandma's location, he came in, tried the gravy, and decided it wasn't up to code. He then dumped the entire vat of it out on the floor and made them mop it up and make a new giant tub of gravy.
@@MK-wv7ht I get why people would go on like that but for istance if I was the nicest person alive but racist would everyone still hate or at the very least dislike me?
Why do you say this? Because no one else would want to watch this "movie" for the sake of RUclips content? (Eyebrow arching) The cadet's logic is sound.
Actually, here in Japan for Christmas it's tradition to eat KFC as your Christmas meal! People start pre-ordering and reserving buckets way in advance and they dress up all the Colonel Sanders statues as Santa.
ok but if the whole motive for this movie is money cant billy just write one of his ol' 500,000 checks directly to the mom if he just has that much money to throw around? also if he is being the mothers lover can't he just marry the mother?
I know right. It's such a huge plot hole. I guess the marriage part could be bc they're worried about their status. She's a widow and he's younger, but let's get real, rich ppl do that all the time. However, he could of wrote her a check. There's no excuse for that part.
Also, Sanders is working for the family... They could just fire him, so why tf would Billy need to pay him (when he's in cahoots with the mother - the employer)? No need for bribery or attempted murder lol
I saw this one comment that summed up why they dont do that actually it was "In a lifetime movie if it makes sense they cant do it" i dont think that's word for word the same comment but it's close
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Wouldn't Bunny's financial problems be solved if She married Billy herself?
And it’s not like he wasn’t attracted to her, they were having an affair!
Maybe it was to avoid a scandal, as Bunny is a Widow/Divorcée?? and Billy is young enough to date her daughter / young enough to be her son
@@dameonglass6703 Its not to bad considering Jessica is marrying Harland who is somewhere from 30 to 9000 years old. I really can't tell
That's exactly what I thought, there's nothing wrong with her marrying him herself if her daughter doesn't want to
i was thinking the same thing the whole time but i think they might have started being interested in each other after jessica and billy got in a relationship then it would be weird if she started dating him
This is quite a tragic story. Bunny and Billy are in love. She has debts and an unsustainable lifestyle. He has so much money, he can give out half a million without a second thought. If only there was a way for them to be together and also for Billy to help Bunny out financially. Oh, wait. There is a way! Billy needs to marry Bunny's daughter. That's definitely the only logical way for those two to solve their problems.
@@donodj613 I hope you are also on the sarcasm train
I'm actually glad someone else thinks that lol
I was just about to make a comment like this. If they at least gave an explanation as to why those two can't get married, that'd be one thing, but they didn't.
r/woosh
@@seanfleming1198 what?
“Secret’s out, chicken man” is my favorite line in the whole thing
Same energy as "wouldn't you like to know weather boy"
Cats out of the bag? Nah, secrets out chicken man
“don’t call me crouton”
I think mine might be “beat it, crouton!”
“Ive come to make you an offer!”
“Sorry?”
“You’re gonna make me explain it, arent you..”
Genuinely upset at the fact that nobody said "It's finger-lickin' good"
Mission failed, we'll get 'em next time.
Sounds like an innuendo
Too risky for the Lifetime network. Take that sultry talk to the WE network, where it belongs.
that's in the snyder cut
@@pssd-ff-dth-grps-fn8797 NUM
"Don't call me crouton." Idk why but the seriousness in which the line was delivered had me laughing longer than the movie itself
Same!
My cat's called crouton :)
@@maeverodgers9001 Oh my gosh that's adorable 💕
yeah, that’s my favorite sentence of the video.
Heheh shrek buttz funni name
i just wanna say you have a last minute contender for thumbnail of the year
Firstt
Lmaoo such a great thumbnail you're right
The visable pain in Jarvis's eyes...
Yessss
YES.
"DoN't cAll mE CRoutOn"
the writers of this movie 👏👏👏
Now I am picturing Gordon Ramsey as Col. Sanders... I think he'd be much more believable.
the writer..... Jean
I aspire for someone to want me out of their life so hard they pay me half a million dollars
underrated
'True love,' or the ability to survive capitalism? I'll take the latter any day.
Oh same
Half a mill? Double that and I’ll consider
😂😂
Jessica's family: in debt
Also them: proceeds to live in a huge mansion and hire a chef
I dont want to unbake your potato but....
That was it actually i just really wanted to say that line
@@rider338 PLEASE this is the best line i've read all year 😭
@@katiaaa108 thank you thank you
@@rider338 what beautiful words
@@rider338 "..unbake your potato" That is a great phrase you used there.
i really appreciate jarvis acknowledging the stone cold crouton line, but at the same time i think it's just irresponsible to ignore the way billy is dressed like a middle schooler who dressed up like a frat bro for halloween, specifically the cardigan around his neck that's tied all the way at the wrists for some reason
Yo Velma
@@captainzest6332 omg bro 😭😭
@@captainzest6332 lmao
Yes! He looks so ridiculous, like a giant schoolboy
I was actually surprised... The sweater looked badly stretched with a football locking the sleeves... I was scared he would kick himself in the balls.
my theory is that in the kentucky fried seduction universe, spray painting your hair is a fashion choice specifically used by chefs. if you’ll notice, you never see him wear a hat or any kind of hair net. how else are they supposed to keep it all out of the food? making it all one stiff oddly colored mass
Not unlike the stiff mass from "Mermaids are Real", except made of hair & not legs!
Yes this makes perfect sense
@@ZijnShayatanica why is that the first thing that came to mind, maybe danny, drew, kurtis and jarvis are in a cinematic universe of their own? Who will get the girl, who will go missing in Afghanistan and who will fall in love with a goat on their way to Prague? Which one of them will be declared legally skilled? Find out in the brand new christmass hallmark movie "the four mailman princes"
Stylish yet sanitary.
@@biseragjurovska9868🔥🔥🔥🔥
No you don’t understand I NEED a Pizza Hut x Taco Bell Romeo and Juliet story
But their owned by the same company 😂
It's a pizza hut... taco bell.... combination pizza hut taco bell...
Taco Hut: A Sexy Story about Love and Romance
@@3starsburningbright Two completely different people, destined to be together but forever forbidden. Who knows? They might even get a little spicy~
One problem though, with 2 very different personalities, even with the support of them bound to fall in love, they are still enemies to this day, for no one can out pizza the hut!!
hhhh do i ship this or domino’s x pizza hut
hhhhhhhhhhh forbidden love or enemies to lovers😩😩
Now Wendy, Ronald McDonald and The Burger King need movies so we can create a fast food Cinematic universe
mcdonald’s already has mac & me
@@whatthehellisthis lmfao, Mac is like thanos. That’d be beautiful
That would deadass be a love triangle lmfaoo
@@Darkdragonhero1 now I NEED to see it
YESSSSSSSSSD
Before their kiss and her saying "I don't want Billy, I want you," Jessica and the colonel interacted a total of 2 times. The two things she knows about him is his name and he's a respected chef with a secret recipe.
They also have this sizzling chems...sorry couldn’t bring myself to end the sentence even for the sake of a joke
@@Lucaz99 this comment hurts me deep in my soul
@@mad-hq4cz Does it make you feel better knowing it also hurts mine?
@@Lucaz99 Yes
No don't get it wrong she knows she will get chicken if she keeps kissing him she just wants curnals chicken
Also my girl thirsty and billie clearly never made her finish so can we blame her?
"A recipe for seduction" is a title I'd expect to see on some weird fanfic website
That would be Wattpad
The story is too 😅
*sigh* back to Wattpad i go /j
HWHWHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH IM SORRY AHAH
Back to Wattpad
@Iron M
if y/n went to culinary school /j
Sanders: *witnesses domestic violence between two individuals occur right in front of him*
Also Sanders: *”Don’t call me crouton”*
Can't wait to sink my teeth into this extra crispy content...
😂
I- no comment
with 11 herbs and spices
@@user-ls2bu3vn2z Yes
It’s finger licking gooood
Should have been sponsored by KFC
What if instead Popeye's sponsored this video?
We chop the tree down
Hey Tren Black
I'm not even surprised seeing you on a Jarvis video. Hello :)
@@Aerith17 clan war in 18 minutes!! Be prepared
Does it bother anyone else that the mom's lecture about debt is straight-up lifted from Titanic?? And the daughter is being pressured to marry a rich guy, and the rich guy's name is Billy, and Billy Zane played that exact part in Titanic???
I’ve never seen the titanic and I’m never gonna watch this movie and yet this is the most fascinating comment I’ve seen so far
How do you know so much about Titanic....?
YES OMFG
@@tibicenlinnei4014 it's a movie 😭
Yes that is the point, the KFC movie is literally satire of the genre while also doubling as advertisement
Did anyone else completely burst out laughing as soon as coronal sanders walked in
He sounded and acted like a teenager but looked like he wasn’t even a flight of stairs away from deaths door
UNDERRATED COMMENT 😭
He’s literally just like “hi *uwu blushes* 👉👈
He’s kind of shy, and weird, and a little quirky, he’s just not like other girls
@@iliketoeatbatteries8122 Omg that made me laugh so hard
I fucking lost it lol
I like how he's like "here's your $500,000, bye bye"
You can't stop him from staying, you legit just gave him the money
lol true lmao he coulda just cashed it and stayed 😂😂
@@devonkelly44 I mean, that's what I woulda done, I never agreed to leave. thanks for the free cash tho
I wanna girlboss so hard a rich guy pays me 500k to quit my job because his girlfriend wants me
like whatever the opposite of a sugar baby is
I didn’t know that some people have a sexual attraction towards meh fried chicken.
*Kinky Fried Chicken*
jail
KFC is actually sponsored by hell, because only a restaurant as bad as KFC wants to be sponsored by hell.
@@lucifersatan4611 kfc is actually good everywhere but America.
Hey don't disrespect KFC like that!... its at least alright, not mediocre
Pfft-
Why didn't Bunny just marry Billy?!
She gets his money, Billy gets his long weekends and Jessica gets Harland...PROBLEM SOLVED
And the dad isn't even there-
He just went POoF-
So like COME ON KFC MAKE BUNNY AND BILLY GET MARRIED I-
@John Adams yes 💅
This. I've searched far too long for a comment like this that I find it worrying.
Ikr
I'm so confused
That’s what I was wondering??? I have so many questions
I can’t believe it didn’t end with colonel sanders going for a drink in the evening and seeing Ronald McDonald walk out of the darkness to see ‘I’m putting a team together’
"you son of a bitch, I'm in"
Omg. This. Is. AWESOME!!!! SOMEBODY MAKE THIS MOVIE!!!
I feel we should pool together money to get this made
Still qaiting on the McVengers trailer
THE MCVENGERS
Jean was too embarrassed to put their last name in the movie
I would too if I was responsible to make a movie like this
@@mom69yearsago85 bro what kind of account is this?
@@siliaplecar my god you are hot
@@siliaplecar I beg of you
@@siliaplecar please sir
“pleeeease let this be a normal staff meeting”
“with the colonel? NO WAY”
😂😂😂
AwWwWwW!!!!
CRUISIN DOWN KENTUCKY, YOU'RE RELAXED AND FEELING GOOD
NEXT THING THAT YOU KNOW YOU'RE SEEING IS
(Wa ha ha hoo!)
COLONEL SANDERS IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD???
It’s the magic fast food restaurant
With the colonel? Un-fucking-likely
If the mom and the boyfriend are having an affair, why can't the mom just marry Billy to solve her financial troubles?
literally my thought throughout this whole thing, it would literally solve all their problems. idk what the writers were thinking tbh
@@andimoz They weren't thinking... Like... At all...
duh it's cuz they need a outrageous marketing tactic and they don't care if the darned thing makes sense, it just needs to be crazy and it'll get people talking about it
Because there wouldn’t be a movie which means no money
it makes sense, thats why
they keep trying to make colonel sanders hot and i just wanna know who on their marketing team is secretly attracted to the colonel and this is the only way they can show it
Old KFC commercials playing over and over in their office.
💀
on a scale of 1-10 how wrong is it that I only find Mario Lopez attractive while he's cosplaying Colonel Sanders
@@washedblue 6
Why is nobody talking about how Billy literally could have married Jessica's mom- Billy and Jessica don't want to marry each other, him and her mom are already hooking up, and they need the money-why is this even a conflict?
Pretty much half the comments have been on this subject.
But I am guessing that marrying someone so old might get Billy disowned.
Either this is Danny’s alt or you watched Danny’s video first
Because movie's gotta movie
Danny is
@@iliassikorski5748 😏
“Secret’s out, chicken man” is honestly the best line in movie history
Edit - lol turns out I accidentally stole this joke from Danny’s video, but in my defence it’s true and needed to be said here as well 🤷🏻♀️
Edit 2 - upon rewatching, Danny called it “the coolest line in this movie” ... so not word for word, but I’ll still accept the blame for forgetting I’d probably heard him say that, resulting in my unintentional plagiarism
That's what drew gooden said!!!
It holds the same feeling as "How you living chicken boy?"
Beat it crouton isn’t that much worse
Hello Greg
Reminds me of the guy in toy story 2
The gay black best friend trope wouldn’t be a bad one if the main character was also gay and black but they never are
Two gay black best friends to lovers or even enemies to friends and/or lovers would be incredible
@@softestshade7813 i want a lifetime movie out of that
Just gays being gays made by gays
Or even better, lifetime doesnt have to make it. It could be someone better!
The trope just feels cheep like “omg if me make a blackgaybestfriend we get a black guy and a gay person like double minority representation”
nO
I see that classy pfp
@@softestshade7813 yes!
11:07 Can we PLEASE talk about how Billy has his sweater tied around his neck?!?! Who the hell ties a sweater like that?!
Rich people apparently? Lol
Patton Sanders (...the plot thickens)
@@safabekr the bestest boy to do such a thing uwu
WHY DOES HE LOOK SO FUNNY OMG
Rich soap opera villians
Billy DOES look like a weirdly preppy Death Eater and I can't unsee that.
Harry Potter and the deadly suburbs
Mixed with a Britt snob
He’s a Tory for SURE
He'd certainly be a pureblood supremacist
I just watched the movies and I'm crying 😭
they're really taking this whole "finger lickin' good" to a level nobody wants to go.
This is the second best comment I’ve seen in my life
@@Alex-tu4zr ... what's the first!?
@@coltrane1016 idk about "best" but i did see a comment about this movie that used the phrase "finger fuckin' good"
This comment put me in unbearable pain and I love it
@@coltrane1016 look up Ben Shapiro: BBC interview, and scroll down, you’ll know what im talking about
Every single second of this 'movie' makes me extremely uncomfortable. Not even an establishing shot because I know that Sexy Colonel Sanders is going to be there again. Is he young? Is he old? Is he a Civil War reenactment enthusiast that didn't have time to get the fake facial hair off before work but that hot chick seems to dig it so he's just decided to commit to this new life of looking like a ghost from the Alamo?
Do any of these questions need to be answered? No, but somehow that just makes me want to know even more
Amazing
Questions scientists were too afraid to answer.
Every answer to your questions is “yes”
These are the hard-hitting questions that keep me up at night.
I was right there with you with these questions...
This was on 666k views and I didn't want to mess that up for you Jarvis, but I decided to make the selfish decision of watching because of that enticing thumbnail.
Tara!
I like how commentary channels also watch commentary and all my fav ones watch each other-
@@eatyourcereal6577 "-" moment 😐😐😐😐
Yay it's Tara!!!!!
@@egoishim this was 2 months ago, but people can talk how they want to you prick.
So when Billy calls Harland “crouton”, he flashes back to his childhood when his family made fun of him, and then we learn his childhood nick name was “Popeye”
LORE
Popeye KFC rivalry? Sign me up!
F
@@alinagolovach7125 i love your pfp. Got any cake?
going to make "beat it, crouton" a permanent part of my vocabulary now
well i guess i gotta start saying "secret's out, chicken man" too now
this movie is litterally like a bollywood series. parents want her to marry rich man but girl loves someone else. the only thing this film missing is the crazy effects
Hey atleast bollywood could never put a gayblackbestfriend
@@sniper8579 FACTS OMLL
I'd take the bollywood movie any day 🤣
at least some bollywood movies are good
This is better than Bollywood movies no lie as an indian
"It's my new chef"
"We're weeks away from the bank repossessing our house"
😬😬 oh you smart
Smart increases to 69420%
Gggffbffgggt
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as someone living in kentucky I can confirm everyone has divorced their husbands in hopes of getting with the colonel
I just got to know that Kentucky is a state that exists
@@Wanda-wi4hp It doesn't sound like you're joking so no, Kentucky is a state
@@woodfur00 correction sorry
@@Wanda-wi4hp its fine . I know for sure Americans couldnt tell Baden Württemberg is a German state either or recall all French states.
@@germantennesseean8438 :) I am bad at geography lol
I’m gonna start saying “beat it crouton” to all my friends at every single opportunity I have
And when you meet a Karen who's trying to be prunish, just scream "But he's she's a Geribaldi!"
Calling someone a "Crouton" is my new favorite insult.
"Don't call me crouton!"
Fun fact : "Crouton" or more common "Vieux crouton" is a real insult in France designing an old person who is probably ugly or just annoying
@@eithenexr8322 That's interesting! I didn't know that (but somehow I feel like the writers also didn't lol)
@@Aubriel yes definitely 😂
Why couldn’t bunny just marry Billie if they were already a thing???
because plot
Beacuse parents don’t let him marry a grown boi
Tbh that would solve all thier problems. And they wouldn't be int the situation they were in.
"Die Hard is a Christmas movie."
Jarvis is a man of culture.
Yas
I literally watched that yesterday for Christmas
Watched it last year for Christmas
The fact that this is the second time KFC has tried to make Colonel Sanders a sex symbol is, uh, concerning
I really want him to review the dating sim.
Third, actually.
@@verda7019 wait,what? I knew about the video game.
@@verda7019 3rd?
Yes, you read right. Third lmao
ruclips.net/video/nKFZJU7bvaw/видео.html
"We can make a movie"
"We can make a *horny* movie"
lmao that got me. Comin out the gates strong on this one
i like how the mom's thought process is, it's almost like she thinks she's in the medieval ages
It's almost like she thinks she's in a Lifetime movie of the week
Its almost like she is a wealthy mother in a patriarchal environment (this happens in real life haha)
Writers: so, do you want a Gay best friend or a Black Character who’s only purpose is to get the main characters together
Producers: yes
Writer: but-
Producers: YES
It’s a condensed lifetime movie, so they had to jam in all of the tropes
Main
maid characters? 😳
“I’m recording this on the fourth day of Hannukah”
oh man don’t just admit that you spent 8 days on a video about KFC
😭✋
It’s ok cuz no one knows when hanukkah is 😂😂
I'm watching this video on Christmas and I haven't opened presents yet because my dad is downstairz
Everyone’s gangsta till this movie wins the Oscars in 2021
Why doesn’t the mom marry him lol
Why is this so complicated
Im so glad I wasn't the only one who thought that omg 💀
because the movie needed a problem for the protagonists to go up against
Maybe it’s because the crazy murder guy’s parents wouldn’t want him marrying a woman that is older than him? Idk that’s all I could think of
@@lovingkokichi4159 that's actually the only possible reason
I Commented The Same Thing
Danny gonzalez is quaking
literally my first thought when i saw the notification
RIGHT! I was like no I just watched Danny’s video 😭✋🏾
Yessir
YOU BEAT ME TO IT-
Ya Danny already MADE A VIDEO jk this was funny too
Jarvis, it's not a Christmas movie, it's a "Crisp-mas" movie.
Get it, cause of the chicken!
H o w d a r e y o u
Electric chair⚖
Sir, the police have been notified.
"Miss-ken? Get it? Cause I miss it?"
Bunny's Twitter Bio: "Unapologetically in doorways 24/7"
Lmao this is hilarious 🤣
*comedy goldddd*
She's gonna take this to her grave
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20:15
I feel like that conversation should have gone like:
J: "I can't marry Billy."
B: "Great, then I will."
Double wedding, roll credits.
Fun Fact: The actor who plays Billy is a lead conspirator on how Tupac didn’t die. Wonderful.
oh cool his a nutjob in real life too
Im a dumbass but who is Tupac?Someone from history?
@@justvibemybro9763 Tupac was an actor/rapper who is often considered to be one of the greatest rappers of all time. In 1996 he was shot and killed and to this day no one knows who killed him which has sparked a bunch of conspiracies with some believing he's still alive. Anyway....sorry for the long reply
@@therestofus3506 no problem with the long reply but thanks a lot
@@therestofus3506 A lot of people know who killed him. They’re just not telling the rest of us. Which makes sense. Who the fuck is going to be like, “I killed Tupac and Biggie?” That’s probably a death sentence.
Conspiracy: Colonel Sanders acting like a teenage boy in love is an ode to the teenagers who have worked and are working at kfc u.u b
Until you remember that Col. Sanders would be 131 this year... Makes the teenaged part kind of messed up.
Plus he was a farmer ..
Ah, but that would imply that someone with literally any brain function at all was working on this movie, and I refuse to believe that any such person came within 6 feet of it (social distance: it's for more than just covid)
What does the u.ub part mean, or did you just high five your keyboard?
@@ALIMALI-gb6gl u.u is a face emoji with the eyes drawn like cups.
Nice pfp!!!
Everybody gangsta till someone calls Harland a crouton.
22:45 I LOVE the fact that billy decides to walk ever so slowly towards “crouton” just for plot
"The door is a jar and I am a Jarvis" made me laugh way harder than it probably should have but like omg hahaha
I love how this video is longer than the movie itself😂
I have never seen anyone eat chicken threateningly until this movie.
you haven't, you must have not met me.
I should start doing that.
There is no way this wasn’t written by a wattpad author
i mean wendy’s has a wattpad why can’t kfc
I dont know which sides of Wattpad youre in, but mine at least has better quality, the shrek fanfic I saw has better plot
No way. Wattpad authors have WAY more taste & class.
-A Wattpad author
I’ve watched both this and Danny’s repeatedly and they don’t get old
Me too
Greg?
don't you mean drew gooden
@@krizzialewis7517 Same person
I am watching this and Danny's second time
Sequel should be called “saved by the Taco Bell” staring Mario Lopez as Colonel Sanders Son
Here's a better idea:
Call it saved by the bell and have mario lopez play everyone and at the end it reveals he was just in a mental hospital himself talking to himself
@@rider338 i like the first idea better that was dark
@@biznissify ye
This is brilliant...
That was way funnier than it needed to be😂
maybe the grey hair is a fashion statement, maybe he's intentionally trying to make his age confusing so that people think he's older than he is and take him seriously in his career, but he still wants to appear young and hot.
Lauryn i respect your opinion but i honestly just think that if mr sanders thinks his look is a fashion statement he needs to go to fashion prison
Bunny: Your not-so-fiancé likes the chef.
Billy: - w H e E z E -
The film really said: This is enough diversity....right?
He's from the Garibaldi family?? That's a very distinguished family, they're the California state fish! They must be loaded!! :O
That damsel is rather koi
I mean the most surprising thing about this movie was that I find out Colonel Sanders first name wasn't Colonel
The only truth about the matter.
I only found that out through the KFC dating sim
@@beepboop2822 personally, 2d colonel Sanders is *way* better than movie colonel sanders
@@t3al432 I found this... oml
ruclips.net/video/B58lOqSV25Q/видео.html
@@alinagolovach7125 d i d i s t u t t e r ?
This is unopologetically one of the best Christmas movies ever.
Coming soon to a theater near you:
Kentucky Fried Chills- a chilling horror flick about the dreaded urban legend, the chicken killer.
Operation: Kentucky- A fast paced action movie about protecting the KFC secret recipe from foreign spies.
The Chicken Movie- A heartwarming animated family film about the little nugget that could.
The good, the bad, and the tasty- a classic western about a chicken heist at the Olde Town KFC, and the Colonel who stopped it.
Super Sanders- The supervillains are no match for this hero, who beats baddies with epic chicken attacks.
And of course...
A recipe for seduction 2: KFC boogaloo- the long awaited sequel to the award winning film!
You are an absolute legend! This deserves way more likes
A Recipe for Seduction 3: Korean Fried Chicken- colonel sanders and his new wife hit east asia for their honeymoon and find new flavors (maybe something spicy 🥵)
High effort comment don’t see that everyday
Don’t give them any ideas
this is everything
plot twist: its actually colonel sanders and billy who are in a forbidden gay relationship
oof, sanders must've felt betrayed when billy almost killed him
Ngl would probably have made a better movie, if Sanders wasn't so Christian.
That’s the J. K. Rowlings reimagining.
Secrets out chicken man
@@faithxanneproudofliam come at me crouton
I’m just confused because if the girls mom really doesn’t want them to have a relationship then why doesn’t she just fire him since she’s the one who hired him
Zee z
"Secret's out Chicken Man."
Me aggressively flashes back to Toy Story 2: IT'S THE CHICKEN MAN!!!
"Next time on Jarvis Johnson, we'll review the _KFConsole."_
This movie feels like an episode story
Omg you’re right-
“Should I…
Leave Billy for Harland [FREE]
Have a logical conversation with my mother and fiancé [500 gems]”
Wait... if they're that poor, why do they have a personal chef? lmao
✨p l o t✨
Why didn't the mom just marry Billy?! She likes him, he likes her and he's the heir to the Ghirardelli chocolate empire or something! Just do that instead of murder :/
Wait, dont you get a highly coveted perdsonal chef every time your family is on the edge of bankruptcy? Must be an American thing
They're 'rich people-poor' aka still so wealthy they have zero conception of what 'poor' really looks like.
@@MononymousM so... every rich person?
In the end, the mom and Billy both have rapidly aged gray hair, seemingly due to having breakdowns… Harland also has rapidly aged gray hair and never explained his backstory… coincidence?…
Gotta be something in the chicken…
someone called him a crouton during the war and he went feral on his own squadron. he was dishonourably discharged and found that the only place that allows him to have anger issues is a professional kitchen.
I'm having flashbacks to the Colonel Sanders Dating Sim released last year
And all the characters looked like they were from anime 😂
can i just say the thumbnail is a piece of art
It’s steamy, that’s for sure.
"He's a Garibaldi!" Oh! so he's a mid-sized orange fish that happens to be the state fish of California?
Is that a name of fish too ?? Lol To lazy to google still watching the video
@@JustAFriendlySatanWorshipper yeah it is
@@JustAFriendlySatanWorshipper yup just googled, it’s a larger goldfish with a very vibrant orange color to it. Kinda cute 🤷🏽♀️
Learned something new today
Yeah we get it, you know fish. Congrats.
That's not really how names work.
Jessica’s “Billy What the hell are you doing?” Sounds like she’s a mother reprimanding her child rather than a worried lover
My grandma worked at KFC as a teen, and Colonel Sanders (the real one) used to travel around the country checking to see if the restaurants were up to code. Colonel Sanders was notorious for being a racist asshole. At my grandma's location, he came in, tried the gravy, and decided it wasn't up to code. He then dumped the entire vat of it out on the floor and made them mop it up and make a new giant tub of gravy.
Yah dude was nuts. He was a lawyer and once beat up his client
So just because he was racist(except for the gravy part) he is automatically a piece of shit?
@@justvibemybro9763 i mean... yeah?
@@MK-wv7ht I get why people would go on like that but for istance if I was the nicest person alive but racist would everyone still hate or at the very least dislike me?
@@justvibemybro9763 racism is a pretty horrible trait i think it cancels out some of the niceness
Plot twist: Danny and Jarvis is actually the same person
and apparently Austin McConnell
And Drew Gooden
Why do you say this? Because no one else would want to watch this "movie" for the sake of RUclips content?
(Eyebrow arching)
The cadet's logic is sound.
Damn, Jarvis Gonzalez. Danny Johnson. Danvis Gonzson. Jarny Johnzalez.
Y'all are surprised that they made a movie, as if they didn't make an anime dating simulator about a year or so before this
They also made him canon to the DC multiverse.
@@ShibuNub3305 They what now?
@@haydenmize3149 Yeah, he even became part of the Green Lantern Corps. The KFC marketing team is on some sort of drugs, I swear...
@@ShibuNub3305 I need to know the comic number for this
They wrote an erotica about him in 2017
Billy could have just married bunny.
If Billie is so willing to throw away 500k like that why not give the money to the mom to pay off her debts?!
They made a dating sim
A movie
A novel
A console
And now we present to you...
The one and only hentai made by kfc: "boney chicken in the buns"
Don't forget the fried chicken crocs
@@dlou9227 and the fire log
Alina Golovach I didn't even notice that the comment said hentai, I think I'm becoming desensitized to this garbage
"life starts with kentucky fried chicken and ends with kentucky fried chicken."
- Aristocolonel 348 K.F..C (Kentucky Fried Century)
shit that's deep 😔😔
Actually, here in Japan for Christmas it's tradition to eat KFC as your Christmas meal! People start pre-ordering and reserving buckets way in advance and they dress up all the Colonel Sanders statues as Santa.
I love Japan, it’s seriously iconic 😌✨
So if they needed to get married to Billy for his money why didn't Bunny just marry Billy?????
He’s not going to marry someone *old*. Ew!
@@xsteveconwayx Let’s just ruin the life of 3 people instead!
For plot
@@xsteveconwayx Though in that scene in the bar, I could swear there's 10 years between them, MAX.
I was wondering the same thing
No. I'm ad jarvis. I stole jarvis' identity because he didn't use nord. Don't be like jarvis
ok but if the whole motive for this movie is money cant billy just write one of his ol' 500,000 checks directly to the mom if he just has that much money to throw around? also if he is being the mothers lover can't he just marry the mother?
I know right. It's such a huge plot hole. I guess the marriage part could be bc they're worried about their status. She's a widow and he's younger, but let's get real, rich ppl do that all the time. However, he could of wrote her a check. There's no excuse for that part.
Also, Sanders is working for the family... They could just fire him, so why tf would Billy need to pay him (when he's in cahoots with the mother - the employer)? No need for bribery or attempted murder lol
I saw this one comment that summed up why they dont do that actually it was
"In a lifetime movie if it makes sense they cant do it" i dont think that's word for word the same comment but it's close
I have a theory that Bunny is actually in every doorway in existence at the exact same time
She’s so nosy she transcends time and space.
this movie feels like an SNL skit that got way out of hand
Or a story on episode
@@deityofchaosandkindness It is exactly that oh no.
I wish someone would tell me they’re indubitably in love with me.
And let’s us hope they are not ugly as sh*t.
Jarvis: if you would like to see me talk about Lifetime mov--
Me: YES!